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# ANGELIKA IS A TEAPOT


Further reading: www.b3ta.com/board/8784152
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Oooo lully
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# I'd drink my tea straight out of her.
tea osmosis for the win
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# OZmosis, in this case.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# why -
is she dyslexic?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# I believe dyslexia to be inherent in Australians, yep.
BLOODY CRIMMOS LOL
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# oooh nice skirt
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# uncannily like Anita Renfroe
and very woo
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# I would like to grab her by the handle and tip . . . .
Ooooooooh . . . I was getting a bit carried away . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# I went jelly fishing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# I WENT JELLY FISHING!
*purple splodges*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Tastes grape . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# dizzeelol!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
#
h t
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You fist that jelly you bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
#
b m
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# no not mitch.
I don't want to meet mitch again :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# mitch knows where you live
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# And so does Kevski

Kevski and Mitch share these things.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# I hope not.. he'll shit on my floor
the bastard.

*really don't search "meet mitch" in google... although it is as funny as it is wrong. :D*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
#
KAREN! MEET MITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# not enough small penised male solo scat
with eurotrash style captions.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Sea camouflage!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# You laugh know,
but in the deep, red is really unnoticable.

Oh you meant the man....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# His face will be invisible though
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Was it grape for you ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# pulsating arseholes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# this is why sex is improved by the edition of a car battery and jump cables.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# a TENS machine works just as well, plus it feels nice
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# there's nothing like the rough grip of a crocodile clip on your quivering sphincter
*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I got a TENS machine this week
No where in the booklet does it say 'Do not attach to genitals' front and side of next, don't, but not genitals. So are they saying it is ok to you on your nuts and hammer?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# try it and find out
then sue the bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# No, saw them do that on Jackass
I'm not doing it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# terrible behaviour.
you never know you may like it.

it could be an undiscovered fetish.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# I put it on my arm and turned it up until it made my hand made a fist, then making it open and close
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# now imagine all the fun of your balls spasming
epic win
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Cuz jam don't shake like that . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Lovely
I can feel the Call of Cthulhu about to be watched
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# I like the sound of that !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Ph'nglui mglw'nafh C'thulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

How are you J-dude?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# I'm alright fella
Just about to watch said movie.. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Go for it!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# I'm going to listen to it.
yay tiger lillies and Alexander Hacke :D

EDIT: no I['m not.. I'm going to listen to the Cult of Cthuluh
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Actually, some tiger lilies sounds like sense
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# i'm going to order that book of h.p. lovecraft stories
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Lucky that's not a real one. I hate those things. Ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
#
Lucky that's not a real one. I hate those things. Ugh. Mitchski and Kev!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Hooooooooooohhhhhly shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
#
Hooooooooooohhhhhly shit. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
#
:( :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Haha, you're such a bitch, Sush!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I couldn't argue with that if I wanted to.
Oh hang on,

Haha, you're such a bitch, I fucking love you and wanna bum you Sush!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# I'LL FUCK YOU WITH A BROOMHANDLE, BOY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
#
I'LL FUCK YOU WITH A BROOMHANDLE, MY PENIS BOY SEXY.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
#
b m
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Oh you utter jerk.
I'M GOING TO STORM OFF TO BED NOW. STOMPSTOMPSTOMP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
#
STGLSTGLSTGL
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# glorm?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Why dont you cock off and donate?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# because i'm skint
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# because I'm very poor
and fully intend to when I have monies.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# That's what they all say!
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Hooooooooooohhhhhly shmitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# D:
STOP PICKING ON ME! :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Me to . . . that's why I mess with'em . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# wibble wobble wibble wobble arseholes on a plate
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Hold the plate still and they still move . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# These new fangled CDCs baffle me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Double Entendred !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# whrrrrrrrrrrr
this is hypnotic and awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# I lick the tatse of it too . . . ta !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# JELLYLICIOUS
gives one the hunger
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Mmmmm Hummmmnnnn . . . dive right in !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] kevski and mitch
(gib163, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Kevski and Mitch.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Kevski and Mitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Kevski and Mitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# KEVSKI AND MUTHAFUCKING MITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Dey don't fuck about.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Ah, the theme tune is just overwhelming nostalgia.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Spuggie looks like a
skag addict now! And it has PJ and Duncan in too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# I wish they'd kept those names.
And also continued their music careers.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# true dat!
BEST COVER EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
#
This just made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That is hilarious :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# I have to play the Vienna card on your link though

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# I know,
I said that you stupid forrin!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# I read that.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# I cannot be arsed to read it all...
but what I was looking at raised giggletrons :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# I simply looked at the picture
and the caption for LOLS1
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# hahahaha
*bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Mevski and Kitch.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Mevski and Quiche.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Melvin and Keith.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Marvin and Keep
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Michlob and Kraken
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Masturbation and Koran!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Master Bates and Captain Pugwash
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Kevski and Mitch.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# GIB163!
What the hell is going on?

gib163 must be so confused :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# what the hell did i do
what have i unleashed!
(gib163, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# KEVSKI AND MITCH!
I told you to keep them locked up in the basement! Fucking shoody Polish workmen!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Noamsky and Bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Chomsky and Snitch
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Banksy and Titch(marsh)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# CHEECH AND CHONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Beat 'em young!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Micturition and Custard!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Mastercation and Kabbage
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Microwavin' my Hardon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Kevski and Mitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Kevski and Mitch
Kevski and Mitch and their black and white cat
Early in the morning, just as day is dawning
they pick up all the post bags in their van
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# KEVSKI AND MITCH!
KEVSKI AND MITCH!

SAY EH-OH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Kevski and Mitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Kevski and Mitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# you want a full stop?
..
(gib163, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Kevski and Mitch.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Kevski and Mitch
Kevski and Mitch
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Mitchski and Kev.
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Mevski and Kitch
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# equatimed
mindpissing :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Kevski and fucking Mitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Kevski AND Mitch???
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Kevski and out there in the corner is our boy ginger Mitch.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# DAY sAvErrr
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# kevitch and mivski
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# I think I would happily tickle John Sessions balls, just to hear him speak his knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Did you just iPlayer QI too?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Its on now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# i hope this is a stats board quote
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# you know it wont be
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXeMontXSTI
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# I remember watching this when it was originally on
if only she left the custard yellow this would be ready for some prime Mandleson adding photoshoppaging.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# I remember seeing it when it originally on
I think i might have laughed inside
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# at least he got ready to rumble before he was blinded
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# I bet Geoff wiped his cock on his lips, when he was on the floor
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# he was in the grassy knoll
it wasn't paint.. geoff just had a bit of a disease.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Carol Vorderman & her supporting acts...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# I bet they shot their load even before their hands touched her tats
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# that's only because they're grabbing each others arses with their other hand
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# "arghhh pj its in my eyes"
/byker grove blog
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# *laughing very hard*
Also doing same at original pic. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I CANNAE SEE GEOFF!
I CANNAE SEE!



www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJVWxz1axyA
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# "i kanie see"
"hes kanie see, which means like that I canie suck his cock like, now :D"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9246808
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# that expression is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# I have no idea why this makes me feel queasy
but it doesn't

top shoppage on...the left one (is it Ant?)
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# the source image should make you queasy
failblog.org/2009/03/07/fail-owned-motherly-fail/
especially after you find out it's a picture of mother & sons
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# I am certain that she can be milked.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# more cheese than milk, i fear
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# QUEASEY IN MY LOINS!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# great scott!
pass the mind bleach
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# it seems that these 3 have confused the whole MILF concept
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# which ever one it is that's on the left
is fucking lovin it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# is that a vowel or a consenant
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Everybody's Happy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I have just spat beer across the room
thanks for making me laaarrff
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Thanks to Haku !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Yeahs to haku too
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Fuck. I did not mean to put this in a new thread, sorry


Click for bigger (471 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# I like it.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Knew you would
when I saw the posting I thought it was you that had done it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Just so you know, it isn't a piece of band fan art or anything
it's a self portrait (kind of)
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Totally agree - it's great
we just associate styles sometimes

and this is very KK

It's also very woo
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# POCKET TITS
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# More like TIT POCKETS
I keep my pen drive and gum in them
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# that is very good
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Why?
It is lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# I don't like starting new threads
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Lisa Rodgers nipples
Did she make them hard on purpose, on over the moon?

Edit: it is woo sir
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# the Nip on Factor
4 contestants try to workout what makes Lisa Rogers nipples so hard. Every one wins.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# I wouldn't touch her now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# don't worry you get to use
APPARATUSTM
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# breathing apparatus?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# I used to have a nice hat like that . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Fuck, this is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Bob Dylan?
Noicely dorwn.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Hahaha
actually, it's a self portrait, but I am a massive Bob Dylan fan so it clearly shows
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# I WILL DECIPHER THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# how?!
you're dead.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Got a bootprint on my forehead.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Got my eight-track playin' REALLY FUCKING LOUD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# SAVED
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Ah, the new Czech banknotes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# OU812 !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# The matrix is real
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# did you a stencil thingy for the numbers?
your mental is titanically wonderous

you are the most special kind of wal(e)rus
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# cheers :D
i lost my stencil for a while, but i found it today marking a page in a book i hadn't picked up for over a year

was a nice surprise :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)
# NUMBERY MANA FROM THE THIEVING BOOK GODS!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# it is good, but not for a sleepy head
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# you should do a calendar or something
..and very woo
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Is the answer Wibble?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# When you start working for the government
we are all completely fucked :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# there's always one
in your pictures


woo btw
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# chutulu rang
he says you are all of the win
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Dirty little bird-man

CFB (300kb) more of this shit at bobtodd.deviantart.com

'Ning! How are we all?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# MAXIMUM EAR RAPE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:05, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHUJtLrQ2n0
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)
# O_O


Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Awesome, Todd.
This Saturday evenin' I'm ruing the decision to stay in. I was sleepy earlier, but now I'm awake and at a loose end.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Nothing stopping you going out now, is there?
Or just have a wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)
# I suppose there isn't - it's a little late though, I only live in a smallish town.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# IT'S NEVER TOO LATE FOR WANKING
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# I'll slam my dick in a door. It feels so good that it should be illegal.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# you need to check the age of the door
otherwise it might be.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Count the rings
oo-er!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# this is what I was tyhinking
but that helps not the underage PVC doors.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# full of lully toad in the hole
it could of been lullier but slightculinary collapsing batter fail happened.. ho hum.

always next time. still tasted fit.

also primo quality ear fucking art action.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Hot piss, never thought I'd see those words in one sentence. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# see signiny namey thing
it's what I does do of the besterating.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Tired

I do like your colours a whole lot.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Ta.
Well, they're not mine. They're Copic's, Derwent's and Berol's.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Do they own the colours?

Or did they colour your drawing?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# They own the colours, I suppose.
Well, the formulas of the pigments they use. You can't own an actual colour. I used the tools they manufacture to colour the drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# I see.

This is all new to me.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# that is lovely :), woo
The Griffin Factor
4 contestants get a month to make a live Griffin, the one makes one that stays alive wins
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
Does it have to be the standard lion + eagle (+ optional horse ears) mix or can it be any mammal + bird?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# it has to be standard lion + eagle
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Does it matter what species of eagle?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# eagle eagle
big bastards ones
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)
# the methane factor
4 contestants have to toast 100 marshmallows in 1 minute, using fart power and a lighter
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Hungry . . . I want to eat that head . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Save image, print it out on a tortilla and eat it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Great idea . . . I'll dip it in some super hot salsa !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# that's excellent :D
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Thank you. (:
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] the future will have you watching static feeds


Click for bigger (230 kb)
(convicious, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# craigschan.org/mu/
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# This is where I get all my garlic.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# mustard.b3ta.com/milk
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Kinda like Charlie Chan but different . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# for sale:
material
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# I bloody knew it!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# meat spin
why is the stuff in the basket shopped
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# The Midget Fling Factor
4 contestants get 20 midgets each and a catapult, the contestant who can get a midget the farthest wins.

And there are mines in the field as well, extra points for hitting one
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I suggest making them build their own catapult, Scrapheap Challenge style.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Scrapheap has died
Was happy when they got rid of that stuck up cow, she looked like she got out of the bath to have a fart.

I remember when Lisa Rodgers was on over the moon, only watched it because you could always see her nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# are they hot midgets?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# some are
but they are on fire
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# you're not even trying to keep it vaguely kryptony now :(
...like you were with arris... :P


The Klingon factor.

4 contestants have to cling to a a metal bar between their hands and their foreheads.. making their knuckles into the classic klingon head ridge. last one to fall is the winner.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# yeah i am :P
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I was talking to a co-worker about people's height generally the other day and she asked me, completely unprompted:
WOULD YOU EVER SLEEP WITH A DWARF?

I can see this having legs as a show. Literal legs, as well as longevity.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# their is a difference between dwarves and midgets
to do with proportionality.. and I can't remember which way round it goes.. I think dwarves are just small people normally proportioned midgets are the small legged and armed ones.

I could have this the wrong way round.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I believe it was explained fully in an episode of The Office once.
Either way I'd fuck 'em all.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:06, archived)
# bridget the midget.
she be what you want to google for.

if that's your bag.

my info comes from this: https://www.videosift.com/video/Doug-Stanhope-I-Fucked-a-Midget-Once

obviously NSFW.. may not be this bit but either way still hysterical

EDIT: it is this one.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Wiki-wiki-wicker basket on the head.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# heh heh
cdrom-lip lols.....i'll probably never say that again......:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Does he have a multichanger somewhere....?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# This is not how I imaged the new Discman
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# I'll give you harassment, man.
GRUMBLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# MUMBLE GRUMBLE

How are you this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Feelin' okay. Playing through my Big Black CDs.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Also okay

Feeling like I've wasted an evening though. I think I'll go to bed soon if Dance Tiem™ doesn't occur.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# I think that I saw/heard this guy on a bus the other day . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Yays.
GOd it's a day for fucking thread deleters today!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Very much on Giant Squid's theme....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# you seem to get longer rallies than in the real thing
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# started to get a migraine doing the slides so stopped at one "loop"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Ha Ha
*Click*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I'm waiting to see who wins! :|
(Fly Projector, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# You'll have a long wait
see answer to giant squid :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# I'll give you 7-1 odds on murray.
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# I'll take £1,000 on that
...goes back to edit photoshop file.....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Not only is this cheaper
it's more entertaining as well :)
Have this 'Woo' and a 'Yay' to go with it
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# and Nadal can't pretend to be injured
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# That would be far more enjoyable then the real thing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# About as exciting to watch as the actual thing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Endless Love !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# I call for an immediate FPing.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# cheers beaucoup
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Watch out, Doctor: aliens!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# hahaha, I likes that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Best one I found so far!
Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# lolwut?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
#
www.fmylife.com/
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
#

Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# hahahaha, pffft, ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
#
Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# cooorrrrrrrr, how is that fucking up your life :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Arf!
the bloody big jessie
running away when he's still got three lives left!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Don't mess with the wallaby

I feel guilty posting this crap after seeing the good Reverend's work below*

*no I don't ;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# hahahah
bloody ace sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# :)
cheers, sir
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# thats is lovely :D
The Nun Factor
4 Contestants are give a Nunnery each and they have 24 hours to shag every nun in the place, the first to do it before the time is up, wins
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Sounds better than How Clean is Your Celebrity Builder From Hell anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# I like your trian of thought
but from what I've seen of nuns recently you may have a problem finding contestants :|
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# the nuns don't get to choose, it just happens
and the contestants are all fired up on Viagra and testosterone
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Yay!
I'll watch
Christ, I'd pay to watch :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# are they hot nuns?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# they are real nuns
so probably not
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# reverse!, reverse!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Hot or not, I'd watch the absolute shit out of this programme.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Hurrah for firearm super-imposition!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Hahahaha

Gangsta baby appproves
*thinks* must stick a woo on that
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Ha ha, the cigar is a masterstroke.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Thank you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# superb
he looks like a mini winston churchill:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# i
fuckin love gangsta baby
(drhellno would rather be playing Left 4 dead on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)
# haha, ace :D
pfft "Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML"

what's it called when someone blows across the muzzle of the gun after they've fired it?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# is there a term for it?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# i don't know
it's just its a bugger of an image to search for
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# hahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# I know that gif!
I made a rubbish with it:

Yours is ace though :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Sweet revenge.
And here I always thought that was a squirrel. I knew they were too forgiving.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# i feel a woo comin' on:D
woo..........there!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# ...
princess escape
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Holy compositations, Batman!
woo :)

EDIT: *crudely draws a cock on the horsey*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# hahaha
i did it for this photoshop talent thing - but i cant find the sources for the boat so doubt they will accept it. cocks! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# quick to the MS paint mobile!
:D

EDIT: toad in the hole cooked and ready.. food times!!

*first time making it jitters*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# mmmm food
i had chicken wraps :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# I had a coronation chicken sandwich and a mug of coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)
# mmm coffee!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# oh god, that is sexy sir
w/y/h and the kitchen sink :D
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# hahaha
too kind sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# no it's not sir, that is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# thank ya!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Blimey!
That gets woos, clicks & all other signs of appreciation :D
Top work Rev
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# heheh
cheers sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Awesomes.
And lovely to see of a Satday night.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# thank you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# You can lead a horse to water . . . but you can't make it surf !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] spray paint, a little fella and a kryten-shaped hoover
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Hang on, what do you think you're doing, it's not been almost an hour since the last thread.
Arf, this looks like youtube material.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# The Stabby Factor
The last to die from multiple stab wounds wins
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# total win
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# makes me chortle
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# today's theme is : WATERMELONS
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# oooh I'll oxygenate your cavities.
errm.. this gives me the paedo fear mostly because of seeign the film The Wayward Cloud which has far too many scenes where a woman has a watermelon between her legs with a slit cut out of it to make it look like a gash.

Brilliant film though.

same as your picature :D

also.. mild TJ www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post383206
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# I clicked
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# *enjoys the validation*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# thank e
and i clickethed too. good suggestion .
and my WIP watermelon pic will give you teh fear
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Watermelons In Pyjamas watermelon pic?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Done
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] May I drop this is here?
(Peter_G, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Eeeek!
but Woo
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)
# argh!! orbs!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Maybe they could have looked closer to home....


Click for bigger (40 kb)
(bakircioglu, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# SEXY!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# its ok, she is going to be stepped on by a AT-AT
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# hahaha. yeah.
I'mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Sooooooooooooooo Boooooooooooooored!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# So am I
Need to write a 1000 words for my book, but I haven't started yet
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# The Kraken Factor
Contestants fight it out with the Kraken, the one to kill it wins
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# keeping it alive :D
nice.. sorry went to go cook dinner.. 20 mins till toad in the hole win!

The Quato Factor.

4 contestants race to mutate there bellies into a sentient being.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# The Kimpton Factor
4 contestants get dominated by a naked Margaret Thatcher to see who is the greats gimp
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# The Kill Tom Factor
4 contestants get given all the countries telephone books the first one to kill a Tom Factor wins.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# The Arris Factor
4 contestants compete to see how many things they put up their arris, the winner gets a new intestinal track
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# The clip on factor
4 contestants race to cover themselves in all things clip on, earing, ties and the peoples favourite the bull clip round.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Just use the word A a thousand times
will save you much time and effort.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# there will be an apperance from some whales on stilts
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# You can make that out fro
a a a a a a a a a..?

Impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# I don't think that is going to pad it out to 40,000 words
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# \o/
can you use the words arranged letters in conjuction as well.

thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# I will call one of them arranged letters, just for you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# yay
I will be famousher than I is already be.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# have a look at this then, it will pass some time
www.fmylife.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# ahaha
Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# this is a good one
Today, I was in the change room at the local YMCA. I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a naked old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimed at the dryer. He seemed to be enjoying it. FML
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
#
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied: "that's okay, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# whoa!
there's a lesson in here somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# yes
Don't be an American
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# awww there's nothing wrong with being american.
the problem is they don't like tea.

elvis was american and he rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# /_O
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Holy shit, get that looked at.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# @_@
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# /‾o
hahaha!

i meant this

/‾o
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# -_- ching chong
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# ^_^
hai!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# yay to television chavs.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Yay to time travelling tv chavs!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha!
which reminds me...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# 01724...
Scunthorpe?
(clut, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# urrgghh
North Lincs:
the place that evolution forgot!
(tea_leaf_dancer, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# tattoo with stretch marks for the win
nicely :)

EDIT: also dibs on the kid.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# She's a brick...house.
Lettin' it all hang out.

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# what madness is this?!
wonderful madness. that's what.

*mummbles something about the curtains not matching the drapes*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Yippee.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I love this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Yay!
I posted and ran away. Partly ouf ot fear that it may be nsfw, and partly because I'm out in the forest, getting sun.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# streuth!
i likes this:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Is it just me
or does she look a bit like lars ulrich?
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# He's no Gordon Burns, thats for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Uh oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Gordon Burns!
I only ever saw him on The Krypton Factor...where is he now? Why has he forsaken us?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# he was a news person on regional tv
if my mem serves me correctly. manchester? i did live there but it's a bit blurry.

yes i didn't dream it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Burns
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# i also heard he went to fight in the clone wars.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Gordon Burns, so please, no naked flames
"Since 1997, he has been the anchorman for the BBC regional news programme North West Tonight, which he currently co-hosts with Ranvir Singh."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# ah...
a 'regional' plucked from obscurity for a spot on prime time. Then dumped, disillusioned and cynical, to return to obscurity. Poor Gordon.

edit: oh, I see he's doing OK. Good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# this is sad
*weeps*

(nicely put btw)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# But he's co-hosting a regional
news programme! Yay Gordon!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)
# yes but it's on itv!
he'll be jobless in a week

*re-weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Oh no!
Pray he is spared the axe...
Leave Gordon alone!

Off out now - - see you lot later!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# someone insert chris leave britney alone but with gordon
oh sod i'll do it
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# What are you all babbling about?
I see him on the telly all the time. Just because you all live in the barren, cultureless waste that is England outside the North-West.

edit: he's on the beeb anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)
# like i said a bit blurry
#:o)

*edit* i lived there in 1985, i was playing hard. acutally i still am.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# That was before I was born.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# i thought it might have been.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# I dunno why he's frowning
Ben Sheppard loves that kinky shittuff
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# The Kapon Factor
4 Yorkshire men, try to put their flat caps on in different weather conditions
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# The Kryptic Factor
You have to figure out what the challenges are from a coded message.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# The Kryton Factor
The contestants are given tasks then have to put the right attachment on to Kryton to complete it with.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# "This one will need the groinal eggwhisk!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# hahahaha, i like that one
The Krayon Factor
4 70 year old are give a load of LSD and then told to draw with crayons
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# :D
the Kryogen Factor

4 contestants are frozen first one to thaw wins.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# The Krypt Factor
4 contestants fight it out to be the first to die and be entombed in the crypt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# The Krampon factor
4 contestants go mountain climbing.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# The Katona Factor
4 contestants see how many prawn rings they can eat before they vomit, whilst Kerry Katona in a drunken state, strips in front of them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# The Khimpton Factor
The first person to have full sex with the chimp wins, the first person to full on anal sex with the chimp wins £1,000,000
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)
# The Krimping Factor
4 contestants race to perm hair in this exhallerating challenge of heated hair
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# The krouton factor
4 contestants try to accompany soup. The crunchiest contestant wins.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# The Crêpe Ton Factor
Bake the world's biggest pancake in the alloted time.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# The Crop Teen Factor
Enslave local teenagers and make them work in the fields gathering the harvest, just like you used to do when you were a lad. Eeeh by gum.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# The Klepto Factor
Four contestants must complete challenges while stealing as much as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# The Kow Factor
The first person to climb into the 4th stomach of a cow, entering via the mouth of said beast, wins
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# I cud'n't do that
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
# The Katon Factor
20 cats are put on to a tin roof, the heat is turned up slowly, the first to bust into flames, wins
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# the wollstonite factor
someone posts on /board spamming the virtues of wollstonite
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)
# hosted by Walt Disney's frozen head
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# this thread could save those 600 ITV jobs.
televisual gold... less so the Krampon factor.. I believe that's just grasping at straws
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# It is indeed
and as it is written down, they belong to us
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Copyright it, publish it
and sell it to those who complain of lack of hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# The Crip Ton Factor
Bribe an LA gang with a 100 dollars to NOT stab you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# the Kry On factor
4 contestants race to drown each other in their tears the last one alive wins.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# these should have all been shopped over a period of 8 weeks.
or not.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# The Capon Factory
Hugh Fernley-whitingstall hosts.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# I watched that the other week.
It is shit!

Where is the flight simulator gone? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# I'd forgotten all about the
flight sim.
And you're right that is exactly why it's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# In related news,
a man who lives in the next road up from me won it once.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Nero fiddles while Gordon Burns
in his Joy Division oven gloves
(clut, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# piccalilly shin pads
polishing the knave
(clut, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Another embarrasing faux pas?


De-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# haha
that took far too long didn't see the De-RIS oh dear how much time I could have saved.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# I was a bit worried
Some people might think I was advertising for the BNP...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# No no just took me a while before I noticed the German Cross
on the plane which is funny in it's own right. And then I saw the De-RIS and it all made sense.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)
# I reckon the Spitfire poster was deliberate
Without the Polish pilots, we'd possibly have been overrun by the Nazis. Which is pretty close to what the BNP want anyway.
Have, from Me, 109 woos.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# very true, they played a huge part in the Battle of Britain
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# They kicked arse!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_contribution_to_World_War_II#Air_Force
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# but want, does He, 111 woos.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# nice work :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# It's a good job they checked to badge under the cockpit
They really are thick bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Oho!
I geddit, now! hahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# haha
I've never understood the BNP's obsession with Vikings...coming over 'ere raping our women, pillaging our farms....gosh aren't they hunky. I want to be just like them.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# viking firemen for the homoerotic win
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Also very handy
in the event of chip pan fires.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Just a work-place pen doodle drawn on the back of a 7-day saver ticket during my time at terminii

I've no idea either!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# yeah Snake
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)
# hahaha
toadof7dst!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)
# David Baddiel
shouting random things to people in the wasteland of Washington in fallout 3 AICM straight-jacket.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Haha!
Quite obviously this^
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Yes, yes...
I see this too, now you mention it.

and woo to maiden, natch...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# I think what you are trying to say in the picture is...
The guy or girl (or ladyboy) on the left (as we look at it) is out of context.

* WINS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# I think you are correct
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
# This is great :D
Edit: Sorry



Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# hahaha
But he doesn't even look like Mandelson! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Haha!
democracy any day
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# :)
I once passed some poor woman with the longest line of snot hanging from her nose I have ever seen; who clearly had no idea. Part of me wanted to offer her a tissue (I had a packet in my bag), but I felt awkward pointing out her situation and she walked off down Parkway into Camden Town

I felt awful for a few moments afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
# But the picture on your mobile phone was good for a few laughs I bet ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
If only!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# It was probably an artistic statement
She was deliberately trying to provoke those feelings in people she passed by. You should check your coat for bugs
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# an interesting place to be
today (if you're talking about the interchange)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Well The Sheffield Interchange is sometimes my terminus
if I'm on a No. 40 but usually it's just my "take over" point on other routes. This was mostly drawn at Hallamshire Hospital and Crystal Peaks on a No. 42
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)
# both buses I never catch.
I had an interesting journey with a woman with no short term memory who repeatedly told me about her adventure to Crystal Peaks.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# I can vouch for the no. 40.
It got me successfully to the Hallamshire for interviews before I realised it's easy enough to walk it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Wow someone who actually walks to places that are close by
may I pickle you in fermalderhide and put you in a glass case of rare species?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# there was an incident on the
Freebee I was on at the interchange.
I guess not having to pay is just going to encourage weirdos.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Yes even on the 'paid to ride' buses weirdos get on
we are called busdrivers.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# tell me about it
try getting on any bus with a tenner.
You lot go ape-shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Depends what it's for
a £10 note for a 40p child fare would definitely be a "You're taking the piss" moment. But mostly we are swamped by £1 coins with kids and adults not having the correct change. Your best bet to appeasing the Busdriver Gods is to sheepishly enter the bus and with a big lovely smile on your face (as long as it's an honest one) simply say "I've only got a tenner, I'm so sorry." and generally most Drivers will be a nice as pie to you. It's the ones that slap the tenner down and say "£1.20, Mate!" who get the backlash.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# I am always very apologetic and understanding
I will go an buy something to get the change.
and normally it's £3.60 I'm paying.

I did however move to the city centre to avoid having to give First anymore of my money than I absolutely have to. (sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# No problem
I totally agree - First cut their own thoat by being too greedy with the fare rises (I hope my bosses aren't reading this as it could be sack time)

But they have the £1 after 7pm Sunday to Thursday deal but there is no real reason why this shouldn't be for every day of the week. We also have the Red Route (52) Day and Week Savers (£3 and £9 respectively) and the same with the Orange Route (40, 41, 42, 94, 95) and the Purple Route (11, 12, 81, 82) but nowhere else gets these fantastic deals and it's only because those routes are heavily contended by Stagecoach - First have failed to seize the intiative time and time again.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# I'm starting to reconsider now I'm at the Northern General for a bit
and have to walk up Rutland Road every morning
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# That'll keep yer fit!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# I'll be back in the warm embraces of the Hallamshire next month
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Absolutely driving a bus up there was bad enough.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# lies
you were going to the GUM clinic weren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Yes.
I wanted to see if I've got the full set yet.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# if you're mising
any, let me know, we could do swapsies.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# I've got plenty of warts going spare if you're interested.
I still need herpes
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Indeed!
I would never think to get a bus to anywhere around the city centre. Not that that's a slight on the wonderful busdrivers (;)), but I don't see the point. I used to walk from Kelham Island to the Hallamshire every day when I was at Uni.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# OOOOH!
* works at Hallamshire*
But uses tram and stagecoach cos first are too expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Do you do stuff with
blood?
edit:genuine question
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Nah,
Catering.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# So, everything other
than black pudding?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# I am so confused..
you did this on the back of a ticket.. yet the writing on it is the right way round.. and so is the writing you wrote on it..

my brain is melting..

Also..nice inks :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)
# It's one of the plastic adhesive wallets you put the ticket in
the white bit of paper that stops the clear plastic film from sticking to the wallet is ideal for drawing and writing stuff on.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# this makes sense of everything
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Marvellous!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)

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