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#
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Woooo
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# DO you know what Baldmonkey?
You are funny as fuck!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# That face has vaguely germanic overtones
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Lets hope if and when they axe /talk they axe /talkers as well.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Why don't you ssh it up?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Shhit up whhere?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Up your bum
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Guilotine Styleé
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Oh look at you.
*ruffles hair*
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Yesterday I had thai, chicken basil and chilli noodles.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# 2 slices of bread
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)
# I do love you
You know that dont you?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I know, sweetheart, I know.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# *Fondles*
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# *shits in hands*
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# *Claps*
*Arrested for public order offenses)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love you Sam :D
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# THEN QUIT TROLLING ME, MICHAEL.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# i think i get it now
thank you sir :)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# jus' wan wafer thin mint
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Superb stuff
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)
# I'm guessing you're going to have fun here.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
#

(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# HOLY SHIT! HAHA.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# WOW
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Since we're waisting threads and posts with garbage....

(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Move to the head of the gas !
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# garbage?
doesn't seam that bad to me
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# peaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# no thanks but i will in a bit probably
ok, the films finished now, does anyone want to explain what the fuck happened when i was away?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# a law was passed saying all females can no longer wear clothes.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
# fucking hell.
you read like a serial rapist in training some days ;)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# 3rd time in a new thread.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# in my defence sir
i've got no idea what the hell is going on here
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# NO
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# there's no reason to join in.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Wait so you're joining in with posting shit?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Cos you have no new pics to post?
Badda bing badda boom!

;P
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# I'm rather proud of bear pig!:(
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Hmmm no
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# OH YES
WOO YAY HOOLAHOOPS
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# argh seampig
tj: what does ctrl+W do?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Wank
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Same thing as ALT+F4
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# close window in firefox.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# cheers m'dears
:)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# KILLS FF
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# I did a 12-hour comedy event for Comic Relief on Tuesday
Got about £800 throughout the day.

I've also set up this: www.justgiving.com/twelve for online donations

/talk just donated £30!

See what YOU can do!

Hell, Alan Davies donated £50. THE ALAN DAVIES.

Here's a picture too:


(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# OH
AND WHOEVER DONATES THE MOST GETS A PICTURE OF THEM DRAWN BY ME
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# You fucking cheat
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# I SAID I WOULDN'T POST ON /TALK
I'M NOT
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Oh you cunt :)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# I want proof of Alan Davies donating.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Well, he messaged me on Twitter
But the only evidence there is a print screen, and that could easily be edited.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# CHEAT!!!!!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# I'll give you 50p
To do a picture worthy of the PICTURE message board
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# What's your definition of a worthy picture?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# something with a bit of seamage at least
i'm only jestin.... very well done to you!
You can dish it a!

EDIT: Fuck me i do hope no1 heckled you tonight
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Oh Great!
Friz is here!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# I'm stuck here. /talk gave me £30 not to post over there
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# They really did.
I was there.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)
# from the point of view of anyone who might benefit from the proceeds raised by comic relief
what's the difference between giving to your squad and giving to comic relief directly? why don't you just link to their donations page?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# You mum, that's what
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)
# I'LL EXPERIENCE RELIEF.
WHEN YOU FUCK OFF!

Nah jk
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# FUCK OFF SPAMBOT!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Your egg is a funny colour
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
#
Is it time to ponder the miricle that is egg???
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Sorry blud, no troll bait here tonight, everyone's in too good a mood from comic relief
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Were you watching it?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# in his front room probably
*edit* aww ninja fairy make me look silly :(
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Sssh it up
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Yes and its almost over, hence the good cheer
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Ah ok
I was worried for a while there.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# I'm not trolling.
I'm getting ready for the move.
I'm trying to keep to the picture rules while still having stimulating conversations and new threads every two seconds.
And charity can fuck off. It encourages weakness.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# now I know you are mental.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# I would pay good money to see this happen in real life
unfortunately I have no money
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# I love eggs.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Eggs are ace.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# They're really versatile.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Oh for f................
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# wiggle jiggle
yellow middle

that's the best of what you are
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# i haven't seen oodle doodle around in a while
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# I DREW THIS FOR YOU.


(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# ERGS
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)
# ERGONOMICS
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Twilting
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Might as well . . . Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey !
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Aceness!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Right On !
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# That's cool but I fear you may have posted it at the wrong time
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# That's OK . . . I've got a Whoooooooooooole lot more !
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Brillio!
*replies before the fuckheads make it disappear*
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Cool . . . thought I'd but some twilt in the sammich !
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# that is ace
i love it
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Alright . . . way to be 2D !
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)
# spinny protein spin
spin till you uncoil
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:47, archived)
# that's BRILLO
pads:..............tis though:D
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 1:10, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Have you.



(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)
# subsequent to reading this
i think you should go back to ya talk board
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Just wait for the invasion
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# The day of reckoning is drawing nearer
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)
# like flys round....
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)
# An elitest message board.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# bingo
was his name o
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)
# HEY, PICKLEFAIRY.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Hello :)
*waves*
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)
# What's all this stuff I hear about /talk being killed off?
Sounds like utter bullshit to me.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Me too
It's hard to tell though. We will see what happens.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
# what talk board is going to be removed? lols!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# I'm sure you will still say that when we all move here
;)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# according to the search function it's all been cooked up for the lolz.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# you are 14 days too soon
glandsweat. Come back later.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Holy crap.
14 days and you'll be doing a shitload of ignoring.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)
#
14 days and you'll be doing a shitload of ignoring.

/Talk hilarity ensues!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# /talk+ hilarity??????!!?!?!?!
IN THE SAME SENTENCE!?!?!?!?!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Damn right
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# WE're going to bring back the good old days when picture threads were only every now and again.
And shit people with mouth organs and pastel coloours got bullied.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Hey I've been here as long as you
if not a bit more and you know full well that there were no 'good old days' as you describe them.
Just about 6 months of increasing annoyance before /trollboard was invented to release the pressure.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Thank fuck someone is here to save the internet
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Tim Berners-Lee
is visiting? You should have said. I'd have changed my pants.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Well done.
Well done.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# I can't harm you with my words because you've got me on ignore :(
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# I love you.
I hate everyone who's being nasty to you.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# everyone?
There was only one!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# I count 2.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Well done
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Is this a poor fatpie rip?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# no this will be one of
the infrequent episodes where people from /talk have a good old jolly and see if they can get a rise out of the folk on /board.
The hilarity all happens in baldmonkey's mind and is subsequently a bit of entertainment fail for the rest of us, apart that is, from the few lackeys feeding from his teat of ineptitude.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
# BOO HOO THE DIFFERENTS MADE MY NOSE BLEED
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
# come on fella.
Surely you have more than bad grammar and capitals.
I thought you were supposed to be better than this.
Or am I not allowed to counter? Forgive me for not knowing the rules of trollish.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Wooo!
Yey!!!111
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Sweet
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Where babby formed from.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Have you ever tried reading the daily mail?


it has everything!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Who reads that.
Surely it's just the newsagent giving you a slap to get the blood boiling.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Oh good, /talk is visiting.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Cooee!
*waves*
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# *envolve-to-a-body-slam*
LOVE YOU
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Just hope that Rob is lying then :P
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Moving stuff over ready for the relocation I think.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Mark Anthony Daniels
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Phil Collins?


(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)
# iwasthinking
quality not quantity
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
# But his are both
and he/she's not flooding the board.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Quantity not quality?
Oh wait...

*edit* well, ain't like it's a competative board at the mo, eh?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)
# You dissin my pics???
pfffft
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# No
who are you?
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)
# ._O
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# I'll tell you what you were not thinking.
You were not thinking about saving all of these minuscule puns up for one thread as a courtesy to those posting before you.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)
# He has 4 threads out of 15
One of his is on the bottom of the board and was posted an hour and half ago.
He's kept the board moving along.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Agreed!
It's not like we have anything better to do...
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
# but i would rather
look at the badly shopped spider.
now what he should have done was got a bigger picture of a spider
or made the background pic smaller
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
# The path less taken! :|
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
# It just wants a hug
Arachnowoo!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)
# aww, so fluffy and cuddly
:D
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)
# He lives in an arse of web.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)
# oh nooose here comes the goatsies! :|
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Fuck Thats scary!


(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)
# excellent.
This is excellent stuff.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
# What is it?
I don't understand... What am I looking at... Oh wait... I-spied-her!!! ARF
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
# You pun good,
I like you.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)
# But puns are shit.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)
# *butt
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Arse!

:P
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# nicely done:)
'kin amazing them things....
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Ooooh yeah . . . i want to hang out there with that thing !
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Portland Bill Oddie
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Bwahahah!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# I like Bill Oddie
He was my 3rd favourite of the Goodies.
And possibly 6th favourite of the ISIRTA team.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)
# so you don't really like bill oddie.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# I can't say I like anyone who would actively wish ill to cats.
And that cunt has repeatedly said that they should be kicked in the head and then killed.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)
# You probably won't like me then. Although I restrict that idea to feral cats
that eat the native wildlife, not pets.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
#
You're talking about wildlife management, (and I guess you might be in Spain or somewhere near?). Not "I don't like this type creature so I will go on telly and encourage people find to one and make its last hour-or-so a living hell before kicking it to death".

I recognise the difference. He's a cunt. On the basis of evidence presented, you quite clearly are not.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Hahaha! Ace


(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)
# maybe... okay I am ignorant... but whats going on? all i see is
bill oddie and his doggie standing in a field? lighthouse looks out to see, whilst oddie goes to make his tea
FINGER CONDOMS!
www.b3ta.com/links/finger_condoms
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# am I the only one here thinking that's a good idea for the intended purpose.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Prolly not,
I've used fingers off've rubber gloves for similar effect...
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)
# that they are
but It made me chortle at the thought of "credit crunch" condoms - loffle - mars bars are getting smaller ...etc etc... blah blah blah
i'm gonna go have a bath
G'nite b3ta!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie,
put your hands all over my body!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Hahaha, god I haven't seen that in ageeeeeesss.
I remember a mate of mine showed his dad the 'Don't step on my blue suede MONKEY' animation without noticing that there was a weird disembodied head wanking throughout the entire thing.

That raised some questions.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
# GARGLE!
Farg! Wibble!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)
# That's not cool!
But funny
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)
# HELLO /BOARD
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU?
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:53, archived)
# SHUT UP YOU DRUNK PAEDOPHILE
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I TOUCH CHILDREN WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT.
On a Wednesday.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)
# And Friday the 13th X2?
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Never.
That's when they touch me.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)
# The basterds!!!
;)
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# urgh, a /talk'er
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)
# NO, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU?
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)
# SEXY AND OILED.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
# SLIPPERY PEOPLE FREAK ME OUT, MAN.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Her new single's going to be a cover.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# how do we know she hasnt just taken all her makeup off?
...never hit a woman... geezus what a plank
that VVVVVV
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# This^^^^
Fucking pathetic!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Never raised my hand to a woman in my life
and spanked the fuck out of two guys that once did. Does not mean that I never met a woman that did not deserve a good hiding.
Some of them take way too much advantage of that safety net.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Aye, they do at times.
Still, you would have to be a pathetic individual to do it.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# forsome reason as a kid
I decided that hitting girls was not acceptable.. but throwing them was fine.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You gingers are right weirdos ;)
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)
# left weirdos too.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:33, archived)
# LOL!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)
# that's a little mental.
yay for you :)
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Aye,
i have used it to buy myself muppets memorabilia off eBay :D
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Oh I remember driving a girl
in a big old Daimler up over to Pickmere lake at about 4am to watch the sunrise. You know, all romantic like you do.
For some unknown reason the first thing I did when we got there was throw her in.


(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# :S
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:47, archived)
# I gather she has taken him back as well.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)
# It appears so :(
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# maybe she was singing a britney hit?
...one more time... or daft punk... do do do do round house kick the world... do do... hang on what on earth am i hey look a cake *nom nom nom*
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# she did sing a britney hit
or rather, a song that was meant for britney; word is that the crazed former pop princess was originally offered "Umbrella" but refused, so it went to Rihanna which catapulted her to where she is now



....not that I care about that sort of thing
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# ahh thats who she is...
/doesn't pay attention to artist names ella ella eh eh eh drive ive ive ive ive ive... she should get that stammer looked at (i've noticed i'm starting to develop a stammer... any one got any ideas why?)
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Probably all the aspartame
and mercury Feceshog is feeding you!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
They are awesome :D
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# well, it's got a good beat
:D
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Arf!
You bad bad man :D
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# he was raining punches on her apparently.
Luckily she had her Umberella, ella, ella, ella.... ;)
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)
# ella, ella
ow,ow,
ow, ow, ow, ow?
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Oof!


(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Probably, will be
a hit.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:28, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:33, archived)
# that's what I like to see
a strong punchline.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# hah
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Her lips started to SWELLAH
ELLAH, ELLAH
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Postman Pat Butcher
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# really norty dirty thoughts
about delivering your mail right up her postbox
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# You can see her pussy!


(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I don't see Frank any where
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# fwaps like a helicopter
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# you just made me emit tea
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# a certain
charm:)
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Someone told me she was a lesbian.
And was with Hyacinth Bucket.

I came buckets
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# I'm guessing the
letters aren't going to be French.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# rocket sharks will be the end of us all
:)
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# But where are the laser beams?
You cant have sharks without frickin' laser beams on their heads

Edit: yay for your pic (no woo though without laser beams) and I might just throw in a hoopla.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Wut ?
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Are they powerful lasers?
The elephant appears to be enjoying that, maybe they are tanning lasers?
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Ultra sonic tickling lasers . . .
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Just for you then
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)
# SCIENCE!
yeah!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Frickin Lazorz.
Yes. This pleases me, (and about 20k Register readers, I imagine).
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Hot Shots !
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# They're gonna need a bigger boat
:)
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# or a smaller shark
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Marvellous.


(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Its like Gary's Mod meets something even more awesome
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Bridge?
Helicopter?
Generic response?

I love this picture, I may attempt to woo it and marry it in vegas.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)
# They be like . . flyin' !
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:15, archived)
# :D
aaaaaaaaaand ACTION!!go go team shark
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
# OH FUNK!
FLYING SHARKS!
NOW WE'RE SCREWED!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# well, that's it
game over for humans

:D
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Obscure Font gag #1
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# LOL!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# what have you made so far by selling your sig space?
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# After fees,
10.39! WIN!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# haw!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# He looks maaaaaaaaaad
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# McCarthey?
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I don't know if I should be happy that I get it
or deeply depressed.
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# mugabe loves red-nose day:)
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# MUGABEBOT! ENGAGE!
:D Woo!

EDIT: Celeriac?
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Hello, Cyriak.
By which I mean: HELL. DAMN. YES.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Ha! I pissed on your mind


(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I shit in your pocket.
:)
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# But I'm wearing your trousers!!!!!


(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Oh, then I shit in them already so it doesn't matter.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Cyriak??
Woo yay!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# lenny henry's dad!
oh sorry
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Of course he does. Most of it ends up in his pocket anyway
By which I mean Cyriak's pocket
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# He's in it to win it !
Come and get it !
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# My dad's birthday is the same as Robert Mugabe's birthday.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# This makes a lot of sense to me

I've just been playing Spore for a long time
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
#

(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Ha ha!
Mugabe is a cunting flid-mong.
But this is full of juicy wooness!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# kill it with sporks
but nicely, what ! well done that man
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# yeah!

(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# superb
got some track playin'behind to this:D
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# This is my favourite thing today
WOO! YAY!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# bluergh bleurgh bleurgh
*stomp stomp stomp*


woo :)

also yay for recursive walking evil peoples...

(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# TEH FEAR
and teh giggles:)
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# I do like this one
one of my favourite anims to watch :D
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Strangely haunting
and very woosome *click*
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# fankies :)
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# *meeps*
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# *honks*
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# that man is a cunt
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# The git hasn't bought a new nose since 1988!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# I haven't bought one since 1998 or so


But then again, I haven't been in the UK during red nose season since then.

And woo to melinbolton's piccie - ace!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Cyriak? Homage?
Well done tho! Made me giggle! :D
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# warning: WIN detected
engage emergency FP procedure
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Well done!
Run from the rampaging beast!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# ^thisthisthis
hahahahaha
you are win
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Thought this today...had to get it out of my head.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Labradors lend themselves to the "I Have had an arse across my head" role quite well with that face
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# LOL!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Hahah dog
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# And wank into it.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Wooo, Parteeehh
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Get on it!!!
Play it some Venetian Snares.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# I concur.
Did you enjoy Detrimentalist?
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# I lavvv it.
Good choons, I particularly like the baby sweetcorn track. Bebikukorica Nigiri.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Poo yourself, Jason.
Eurocore is my highlight, I think.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# After hearing Koonut wotsit with Spock I had to get the album
after getting the album I then went and found his discog and from there discovered a track called Bumpy Genital by Doormouse, I'm a grindcore convert now.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Found it.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# That's definitely not grindcore.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# I think he meant to say breakcore
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Good
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# oops
sorry I meant breakcore
^ yeah what he said. ^
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# save.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# You mined my urine
Edit : (I'm a she BTW)
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# appy polly loggies
that was awfully presumptive of me.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# That's OK
Its not like you can see my girlie writing from there :)
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# YES!
"Winnipeg Is a Frozen Shithole" is possibly the best thing of all time.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Get down with your bad self!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Go DiscoCat!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Havin' it large!

(cats and Egyptians: a historically strong partnership)
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# FTW
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# haha
I'm singing that in my head to Frère Jacques.
meowmeowmeowmeow
meowmeowmeowmeow
meowmeowmeow
meowmeowmeow
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow
meowmeowmeow
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# singalong to the chune here
www.oneofsome.com/2005/1220.meow/

even works on my mac for a change
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
Thats ace. Very cute too :)
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# :)
it's fantastic background music to work to in a cubicle, especially if left on for a few hours
100% fact
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# ahahhaha
now that's a nice karaoke
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Rave On !
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Thdum Thdum Thdum Thdum Thdum
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Colonel Gadaffodil

(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
How silly :D
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Puuurdy.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# amazing!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# this is a glorious piece of nonsense
spring time for gadaffodill and Libia...
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# :)
I'm off out to steal some from a roundabout for my girlfriend this evening.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Achoooooooooo !
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# luvverlee bit....
of lunacy:D
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Awwww
he must have really long multijointed arms.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Pffft now that's just silly
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# We got them for the kids, but the moggies like them too.

(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
But seriously, if you have portals, why waste floor space with stairs? ;)
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Damn your logic!
We should have had you there when the sales man came round. He was ever so convincing.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Did he sell you a monorail too?
/simpsonswhenitwasfunnyblog
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# But stairs were invented before portals!!
In fact portals haven't even been invented!!!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# but theres a picture of them right there
and pictures don't lie.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# This^^^^
You are an idiot Stanbo!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# yeah
*stands behind redsushi shaking his fist in generally menacing way*
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Well if you do come in May,
me and you can gang up on him and bitchslap him back to Sheffield ;)
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Who's May?
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# LOLZORDS!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Drunk again?


(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# In my old house we had no stars
even when you looked outside at night
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# this, the front page, now
:D yaygates
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# ha ha! - Thank you :)
No I think I need another 800+ posts before I qualify :p
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Haha stargate
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# no no it's a fargate
by the makers of independence day, would you like a baby tee
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# a baby tee?
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# its from Aqua teens hunger force, "universal remonster" episode
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Eliminates oders too !
But wait . . . there's more . . .
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# ha!
if only they had cat litter trays with a one-way portal...
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Now you're thinking with Portals.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Also, your rounded landing looks fun.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Top stuff.


(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# hehehehe
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# I LOVE this...
you should put 1 in front of their food bowl and the other in the litter tray!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# click
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:44, archived)
# this is excellent
so i clicked
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Go on John, give it some wellie!
give it some wellie!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# "Come out Dave, or we'll SPANG you out!"
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# A fawltless post.


(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# >:(
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# YOU LOVE MY PUNS AND YOU KNOW IT.


(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# >:(((((
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# haha
fatboy!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Ha!
Erm. Yeah.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Oh god man! don't you have any sensybillities?!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Man,well you just got be pollyite
in a Major way.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# No need to go all preachy and ecleeseastical on me
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# nice anim sir :)
but that's a frying pan.. not a wellie.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# ...........
thanks btw!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# you are welcomes :)
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Yay for Cleese
Remind me to go to the Blessington Carriage again in the future, I had a really sexy shit time.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Another meaning for . . . dent yours . . .
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# flawless
reminds me of the art of noise - close to the edit
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# very ncely done :)
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# nice one
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# I love this, it is most woo!
we need more thrashing on this board
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# YES PLEASE!

did I just say that out loud?
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# we might need some
volunteers first
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# hahaha
that's gonna come in well handy:)nicely done
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Hell yeah!
There be plent 'o spanging to do yet me ol' hearty.

p.s. & thanks!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Hi spangalorum!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)

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