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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:06, archived)
# face face face face face.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:13, archived)
# filteriffic
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:13, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:32, archived)
# whoa-ho-ho-hoooaaaaa!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:43, archived)
# She moves me!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:44, archived)
# and the chains changed.
I take a nervous face.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:55, archived)
# month after month after more;
mouth after mouth after her.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:04, archived)
# Once you pop, you can not stop
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:08, archived)
# I SAID A NIGHTMARE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX8BeqhCLic
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:33, archived)
# heeheehee!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:55, archived)
#
ChiliLady said...

I wanted you to know, i really enjoy reading your blog and added you to my favourits! :-)
hope you have a great day!
Chililady from Austria

Pumpkin Man said...

Thanks Chili!!

Glad you enjoy my ramblings...
Love that!

Pumpkin Man
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:00, archived)
# is Pumpkin Man anything like BottleGuy?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:05, archived)
# Is BottleGuy the TouristGuy?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:07, archived)
# Rafael Urnhani said...
Grandes imagens, Pumpkin... São suas? (adorei!)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:12, archived)
# who was the rock dude who was famous for inserting pineapples up his arse?
gibby haines? i can't remember
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:33, archived)
# John Farnham
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:44, archived)
# wine meets screen
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:56, archived)
# HE IS NOT ONLY KNOWN AS "THE VOICE"
 
IN CERTAIN CIRCLES HE IS BETTER KNOWN AS "THE PINEAPPLE GUY"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:06, archived)
# His flatulence probably contains traces of nuts and pineapples...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:10, archived)
# LEE MERRIWEATHERS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:14, archived)
# WHERE?!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:15, archived)
# POUNCING ALL AROUND
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:42, archived)
# Meow meow meow
Purrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:44, archived)
# RAWWWR
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:05, archived)
# ALSO:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:08, archived)
# awwwww
thet bird is a vere nawwty him gon pop kittys ballon



wheeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:19, archived)
# Awwwwwww
that's great
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:28, archived)
# Aww... what a cute little fellow
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:38, archived)
# NOSFERATU
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:15, archived)
# NOSE-FERATU, shirley.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:18, archived)
# hammer down.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:22, archived)
# SHIRLEY YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS?!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:26, archived)
# She looks familiar...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:16, archived)
# ah hah!
Kate from Kate's Playground!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:17, archived)
# oh god it's STARING at me
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:18, archived)
# Sure is pretty face in here.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:20, archived)
# I KEEP A PRETTY FACE AT HOME, I WEAR IT ON SPECIAL SPECIAL OCCASIONS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:22, archived)
# WHICH FACE DO YOU HAVE ON TODAY?
Edit: I want this T-Shirt adult.engrish.com/2009/03/27/what-is-the-fuck
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:25, archived)
# of course you can be like fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:39, archived)
# WEDDINGS, FUNERALS, BUFFETS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:36, archived)
# FACE OFF!
I like it but who is it?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:24, archived)
# I reckon it's old crook-foot
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:27, archived)
# que?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:42, archived)
# She comes from Barcelona
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:45, archived)
# Kate from Kate's Playground
web porn girly; has a mutant foot which you only see in the very rare photo where it slipped through the editing process.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:56, archived)
# she's on the wrong web place.
 
ON THE RIGHT SITE THAT FOOT WOULD STAND PROUD, FRONT AND CENTRE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:00, archived)
# lool
web feet 11oneone11111eleven frog girl she'll flip you off for ribbitin' cheap
(JoePesky, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:06, archived)
# YOU TOO CAN BE A SUCCESSFUL BUISNESS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:19, archived)
# hahah
business haha
(JoePesky, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:29, archived)
# EVERYBODY CAN BUSINESS TOGETHER, CAN MAKING MONEY AND HAPPY TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:43, archived)
# but mostly meth.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:06, archived)
# rule 34
nuff said
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:34, archived)
# Fuck! She might go out with me!
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:24, archived)
# no
no way
(JoePesky, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:30, archived)
# MUSHROOM TOE!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:43, archived)
# Freeeak!
Is it radioactive?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:34, archived)
# Wtf!
Wtf!
Wtfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:51, archived)
# why, so she does.
img377.imageshack.us/img377/8432/kateshoof7uf9yq.jpg

RESPECT THE HOOF
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 7:20, archived)
# Oh... ace.
Lube that up and it'd slide nicely into pretty much any orifice.

Why is she hiding an asset like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Did you think I was shitting you?
Oh ye of little faith!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Based on a photo, I found it on Flickr probably, I don't remember.
I don't think it's anyone well-known
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:37, archived)
# I recline corrected!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:56, archived)
# but how does she smell?
the nose is a bit disturbing....
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:25, archived)
# Ha
yeah it just happened that way.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:37, archived)
# Big eyes!
AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:31, archived)
# looks like
cher !
(JoePesky, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:05, archived)
# C'est Cher!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:07, archived)
# woo
yay
(JoePesky, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:11, archived)
# Heh
now that I see it again I don't think it looks all that much like her. I think the eyes are reminiscent of her but that's about it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:14, archived)
# Perhaps it could be the bastard daughter of Cher and Michael Jackson
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:19, archived)
# It's funny you should say that
because I was thinking that the nose was very MJ
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:29, archived)
# still
nice !! everyone sees things in their own way still pretty :)
(JoePesky, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:19, archived)
# WELL IT LOOKS A LOT LESS LIKE A HORSE'S ARSE THAN SHE DOES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:20, archived)
# THAT'S RIGHT, A HORSE'S ARSE WITH LIKE ABOUT THREE OR FOUR FUCKING FACE LIFTS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:21, archived)
# i heard
it's amazing what they do with horse arse these days
(JoePesky, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:24, archived)
# foot foot foot foot foot.

pic i shot yesterday, messed about with on my tablet. available in size huge if you go to my flickr page, and in scratch-and-sniff for everyone in scotland.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:05, archived)
# Foot.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:07, archived)
# you've been de-titled.
foot foot foot.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:10, archived)
# I decided to stop flaunting my peerage at you rabble.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:12, archived)
# i bet you were a viscount.
'duke mue' just sounds like something a seabird would scream while it was eating a rotten fish intestine.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:17, archived)
# I could just go for a viscount biscuit right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:20, archived)
# i have a plate of braised kale here. will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:22, archived)
# I hope you gaz this to cockweasle just in case he misses it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:09, archived)
# i'm actually going to cut off my foot and send it to him in the mail.
edit: he is gazzed.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:12, archived)
# I can't tell if it is better than before.
Is it, or are more children's masks to follow?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:10, archived)
# fuck, i forgot to update you guys on that.
i better put together another pic.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:12, archived)
# Foot with needle.
This is art.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:11, archived)
# it reminds me of botticelli's birth of venus.
except with a foot instead of a nude woman riding a clam.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:14, archived)
# A healthy foot is a good foot . . . looks like a good healthy foot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:16, archived)
# if so, it's the only part of me that is healthy other than my temper.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:21, archived)
# are you jesus then?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:20, archived)
# i'm super-mega-jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:23, archived)
# It's the attack of the 50Ft Foot
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:21, archived)
# i made this image with fifty pictures of angry women all stitched together.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:24, archived)
# MY PAL FOOT FOOT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:23, archived)
# NO SHAGGING ALLOWED.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:24, archived)
# I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE, YOU'RE BEHIND THAT TREE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:37, archived)
# PROMISE YOU'LL NEVER ROAM AGAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:51, archived)
# "What are you doing in there Christy?"
i10.tinypic.com/61wlkp0.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:25, archived)
# ...of fury!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:28, archived)
# Has your foot been pinned like a butterfly in a case?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:29, archived)
# sort of - acupuncture.
my knee is the main target but feet are more horrible to look at.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:31, archived)
# Isn't acupuncture about as scientifically valid as homeopathy?
I always figured you for a man of SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:36, archived)
# i'm a skeptic, but pain relief demands we try anything we can.
it surprised me but it works. my acupuncturist is a science guy and he explained a little about manipulating nerve endings and why it makes sense. my doctors all see that it's helped, so while i don't believe mumbo-jumbo, something is going on.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:46, archived)
# I'm glad! Chronic pain sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:49, archived)
# thanks - for the record, my most sciencey friend also receives acupuncture, and he can't explain why it works either.
more needlefun.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:54, archived)
#
arf! "oh, and it's always springtime whenever i'm around because i'm all sunshine and happiness and bullshit."

So when you're doing it yourself does it become inaccupuncture?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:58, archived)
# or 'masturbation'.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:19, archived)
# Really?
I must try this self-accupuncture myself if it's that good!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:38, archived)
# Whale whale whale FOOT!
Photobucket

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:32, archived)
# fucking hell!
that's just freakish.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:33, archived)
# It's someone from a bike forum I hang out on.
Alaska.

Bikes are cool. He's demostrating his Pugsley.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:35, archived)
# a still image would suffice.
 
1361.84 KB GIF BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:39, archived)
# Whoops. I'll kill it.
I did a check and it came up with nothing. So I posted it.

Whaaa. And thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:52, archived)
# wild stuff. would you mind gazzing me the flickr page it's on?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:47, archived)
# ha
i was waiting for the bike to sink into a steaming morass of rotting whale carcass.
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:51, archived)
# THE ROUTINES SOME PEOPLE LAY DOWN THESE DAYS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:15, archived)
# That easily wins for "weirdest thing I've seen today"
I'd give you a prize, but I ate them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:04, archived)
# That's actually a whale foetus.
he's doing stunts on a foetus.
(kuntybawz, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Bats will do this . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:16, archived)
# You will click this
I............will..........click........this
(I helped save b3ta! Tosh and Becks, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Telepathic radar . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:22, archived)
# i did,
to the sound of the lord of all
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:35, archived)
# Like hearing dogs whistle . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:38, archived)
# I did click it
I got taken to a page says 'here'
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:09, archived)
# thats
great
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:29, archived)
# They do it all by themselves . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:32, archived)
# ooh
cheeky!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:36, archived)
# ooh this is just like my place in the springtime!
fucking bat shit everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:33, archived)
# Guano with your bad self !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:37, archived)
# I lived in a house that had two date palms in the back yard.
This of course was a major attraction for the local bat colony and most nights there were 20-30 bats happily munching away. Many un-ripe half-eaten dates would fall from the palms and at the end of the spring I was moving out and discovered that half the back yard was three inches deep in rotting dates. Oh my what a lovely smell! What a lovely task it was for 2-3 hours cleaning them up so that the landlord wouldn't dock our bond for cleanup fees!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:01, archived)
# Feet deep in sweetness was not such a sweet treat to meet . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:06, archived)
# that is the best of the night
class.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:33, archived)
# You should start making hub-caps. I'm sure they'd be a market for this.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:37, archived)
# Yeah . . . like the kind that spin while the vehicle is stationary . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:39, archived)
# ooh
and ooh
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:38, archived)
# aah
and aah
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:41, archived)
# I love Escher's stuff!
(Fly Projector, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:40, archived)
# It starts at the begining too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:41, archived)
# hypnobats...
awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:41, archived)
# Great name for a band . . . Hypnobats !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Red bats at night . . . red bats at night . . . whooooooooooa ooooooh ooooooooooh !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:54, archived)
# Thanx mofaha . . . fun . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:57, archived)
# hi, i'm a bat.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:08, archived)
# Hey . . . a batty bat bat bat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:10, archived)
# *emits squeaks that only teenage girls can hear*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:20, archived)
# *emits squeak only hairy bears can hear*
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:21, archived)
# *lumbers curiously toward this odd sound, hoping it means waffles are served*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:29, archived)
# I THINK I MAKE THAT SOUND WHEN I WALK
 
IT'S THESE SHOES, I TELL YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:39, archived)
# *lumbers curiously towards...*
oh, hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:50, archived)
# ooh i peed.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Awesome! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Tim
Hughes
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)
# if only the games were still as good as this picture
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# I see how you did that
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# That's the type of action that gives me the thrills !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# oooh
naughty!!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)
# 100% BRILLIANT!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# crikey
that's excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Someone already drew Sonic.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)
# fuckin'
twice
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)
# FUCK!
That is wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)
# crikey!
In an unrelated query. have you partaken of a few beverages tonight? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:10, archived)
[challenge entry] se
ver
al
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:29, archived)
# good on you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:42, archived)
# You missed his right hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:23, archived)
# Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:46, archived)
# sorry mstandot
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Sure is mental outside. Fuck my feet.
That's what she says.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)
# It's AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA outside
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)
# "It's warrghablrrhgagll outside today dear"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)
# seems to be
a bit multidimensional outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# It's trippy everywhere all at the same split time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:02, archived)
# ooh
and a dribnk ohh
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:02, archived)
# *grins*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:43, archived)
# I caught this Pokémon today. Woop. It's Giratina.

Click for bigger

It reminded me of this guy:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:40, archived)
# a
nasty
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:41, archived)
# waspy
bast.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:41, archived)
# a wrell drawn
nasty bast, with waspy tendancies
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:43, archived)
# i do not think that b3ta is the right target audience for this picture
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Do you think I care? :]
Personally I think it's nicely made. So there.
That's what matters to me :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Shhh, there there.
(67227, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:45, archived)
# there's probably like four people on b3ta that like phoenix wright
i'm one of them though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Wonderful :D
I have some PW manga. This made me lol:
Page one.
Page two.
And finally, a hideous gif I compiled based on those pages of manga.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Add me to that list of stellar individuals
Although I haven't played Apollo Justice yet.

Also, without a sauce on that Pokemon I have no idea why it would make you think of Godot. :(
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)
# It was the stripes.
And I'm only playing Apollo Justice so I know which things to pretend never happened.
It's depressing and horrible and I want a follow on from Trials and Tribulations :'[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)
# I do have another version, too, which I made for deviantART.

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:10, archived)
# deviantart wouldnt understand the complex meaning behind the phrase "what the fuck is this"
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# It's not that, I just wanted this version as the main deviation
and the "What the fuck is this" one for my main page.
http://clansoul.deviantart.com/
See? It's full of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:12, archived)
# there's too much stuff going on on whatever the hell that page is
replace it all with the word "butts"
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:15, archived)
# That's my deviantART profile.
I like it busy.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:15, archived)
# leave
it!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:37, archived)
# calm
downy
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:43, archived)
# Aaaaaaah yes . . . another day at the office . . . it certainly dresses nice !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:45, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:46, archived)
# this is meganerdy (tm)
i'm telling you this from the point of view of someone who has all the ace attorney games and pokemon diamond, with plans to get platinum when it's released. so buck up your ideas there, jmg might be watching
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:50, archived)
# I have played all of them, and am playing through Apollo Justice.
It upsets me :(

I've got Platinum, and I caught my Giratina today with a mere Pokéball.
I nicknamed it Diego :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# POKEYMANS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:50, archived)
# that would appear to be an x-men scorpion in a waistcoat
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)
# To you maybe.
But you're all mental'd up, so your opinion is invalid. :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Coffee!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
Wonderful mashup. Woo and Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:42, archived)
# ghost

bit biggar.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Ooooooooooh yes . . . I like this spooky ghost !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:38, archived)
# picture of
a soul
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)
# They walk the earth at night and therefore distort the astronomers view. Astronomers hate ghosts.
This is most Woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:41, archived)
# It's the light pollution.
damned ghosts.


Woo though Mr JPG.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:43, archived)
# :D
that's excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)
# You're not working on the next Bond credits are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:38, archived)
# on a roll....


another one.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:23, archived)
# OH YEAH!
This should be the new logo for MGM
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:25, archived)
# hahahahaha
RAAAAR!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:27, archived)
# it looks like me in drag!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:25, archived)
# need
proof
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:26, archived)
# .
oh
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:30, archived)
# ooh Tim

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:40, archived)
# Ooooooooh . . . alright . . . go for the lion's share !


couldn't resist . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:25, archived)
# HUZZAH¬!
*adds it to facebok*
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)
# couldn't resist either ;)
(timtam h4x0rd @, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:15, archived)
# Your drawings look like clipart
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:29, archived)
# is that a f--kin compliment you bast?
i dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Oh you can be sure it's not.
Having said that clipart looks like drawings, no way of avoiding that. I'm not sure if he's implying anything else.

All I know is he has some nerve. All his 'drawings' look like every other 'drawing' he has done. It's like some kind of groundhog day at a kindergarten paint class.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:35, archived)
# l
.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# o.
.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# l
.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
# ROAR LIONBEAR
 


I would love to see a Chump in this Disney style
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:38, archived)
# THAT'S THE SHIT!
RIGHT THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)
# diserny
chumpshit!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)
# DO A CHUMP
 
or a cartoon dugat

: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:01, archived)
# Nice!
Unlike this.

(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:40, archived)
# E.A.T.
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
muddyfunnster.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:42, archived)
# THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF HIS LIFE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)
# I just watched this (in better quality) from 1937
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYEmL0d0lZE&feature=related

IMHO it's brilliant. I think you'll like it.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:42, archived)
# brilliant
but scary.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:45, archived)
# freakin' sweet.
 
must watch the whole of that later
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)
# I'm off to bed soon....

g'nite folks.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Your pillow has a face.
Hurroh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:18, archived)
# you are off to bed soon.
along with your flesh. your hand. and this picture.




you ARE wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)
# you need three or four of them in a pile before they feel really good
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:20, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
comfy-ness
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Utterly Lovely!
*waves goodnight*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Woo - How fluffy!
Don't go to bed, drink coffee and stay up. You know you want to...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Thats lully
I'm turning in too (after a hard day lurking)
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Tzambissmo - that sounds like a baby Zamboni
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:21, archived)
# here comes the droney crap bit.
i live 5 mins from the origins of scalextric.

HORNBY HORNBY HORNBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I seriously live down the road from the factory that makes all things Hornby/Scalectric.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:30, archived)
# you should, like, totally burgle that place ;)
I used to live round the corner from the Aston Martin factory. I enjoyed that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:38, archived)
# cl
ass
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:41, archived)
# A must see destination for model car and railway enthusiasts alike, no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:43, archived)
# night night fella.
That's very lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Night night lad,
cheers. *wobbles off*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:23, archived)
# cat. cartoony.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Oh yeah.
That's a Pickle right there.

brilliant work Deano.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Dino
Not.. Deano.
although the name is Dean. i prefer Dino.

Dean James Perry.

www.deanperry.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Fucking hell Pickle
don't get all affectatious ( I think I made that up ) on me now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:14, archived)
# that's a big affectionallisticintacious comment
but you rock. end of.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Oh no you rock sir!
I like this, and your lion very much. You are the only person I know from these parts who does his line work in a similar manner to mine.



Click for bigger (71 kb)


(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:20, archived)
# that must have taken
a week!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:26, archived)
# 2 hours
for today's draw-off.

With a mouse! ( I'm not at my normal home and have no tablet here :( )

It's all point-click-drag handles, fill/stroke path in illustrator so not as intricate as it might look. Just tedious.

I'm going to start painting it tomorrow though, I quite like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:30, archived)
# good luck, arty.
the tediousness is no match to your endurance and attention to detail Psonic.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Thanks but you give me too much credit.
I must have hundreds of things I have started and never finish.

I've been putting this off for nearly 2 weeks, I want to finish it but I've got the attention span of a....oh look, a puppy!



Click for bigger (210 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Latest News...



Tues 16th Dec 2008 - 01.15

Get the lead out!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:14, archived)
# is that lead or lead?
lead is heavy man.

lead is a way of controlling the dog man.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:15, archived)
# My name is Sam, but I prefer to be called Steg.
Because I'm a dinosaur.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:17, archived)
# My name is Craig
but I prefer to be called after breakfast because I'm not at my most agreeable early in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Are you sure you don't want to be a dinosaur too?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)
# no not really.
I grew out of Dinosaurs ( not the bones though, oh no, I still get hard for a bit of palaeontology )

I think I'd prefer to be some kind of Gundam robot :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:22, archived)
# better than
SAMO-sore-arse.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Looney Cartoony Too !
nice to see ya !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# hey Valin, not seen u for a while
but hey, not seen anyone on b3ta for ages. hello!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Far too good for this time of night.
Very good indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:13, archived)
# nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:14, archived)
# That's not all folks!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Seems the Austrian underground scene has taken off in London ahead of the G20 summit
(daio, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)
# hahaha
this:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# He wants your babby
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Put the spork down and step away from the table . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)
# hahahaha
Great!
(daio, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
#


also

the happy news







(1.618..., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)
# The official mug shot . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)
# A similat thing happened to Saddam Hussein
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)
# HALP! ........CATNAP!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Holy fuck, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# MY HUSBAND WHO IS A COMMODORE 64 COULD DO THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# ohno
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Stop blocking me talking to myself Ttss :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)
# OHNO
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)
# *replies in the wrong place again*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# By which I mean Tip Top!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)
# But, surely the whole issue can't be explained away by mere
sand erosion?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Um.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Yep, it's true.
The main sequence is a continuous and distinctive band of stars that appear on plots of stellar color versus brightness. These color-magnitude plots are known as Hertzsprung-Russell diagrams after their co-developers, Ejnar Hertzsprung and Henry Norris Russell. After a star has formed, it generates energy at the hot, dense core region through the nuclear fusion of hydrogen atoms into helium.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)
# THAT
was exhilerating.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Now that's a project I need to work on . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# hahaha
64 and has a commode?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# My nan could do this and she's a spectrum
: D

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# This is fucking awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# HOLY CATNAP !
Out Rage Us !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)
# thisis a funny
.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)
# shit yes.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)
# absoloot ace
tutorial purr-lease:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Ace as per usual.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well done and ahave a click
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Hooray, brilliance!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# You!
*pokes*

Ooops, sorry, wrong place....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# EEEeeeeeheeehehheeeee! That tickles!
Hello JPG you lovely! How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Not bad at all, ta...
:)

Your lovely self?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)
# haha.
you are such a lecher with the ladies ( in the nicest possible way of course. by which I mean the Leslie Phillips method )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Really?
I do try very hard not to make massive sweeping judgements about others, but you do make it awfully difficult not to.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)
# you didn't take that in the manner it was meant.
damned the typed word and its inadequacies.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Well, the word lecher is quite pejorative
And I have always found Mr Gruntfuttock to be the perfect gentleman in every way.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)
# I like the word lecher.
a gentleman given over to debauchery. It's a fun, quaint word.
Anyway, I was meaning it in the "hello ladies, ding dong", kind of way.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Whilst I appreciate your admiration of the word,
It is, nonetheless, pejorative. Hence my difficulty admiring your usage in this context.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)
# fair enough
I apologise. You know me well enough to understand that if I had intended insult then I'd not have chosen any florid speech and just said what I meant.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# I appreciate that, sir.
And yes, I know you would.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:15, archived)
# I am recovering from a nasty bug
but in every other way am fine :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Awww, *hugs*
Do get better soon.
Glad the otherwise is all good.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Thank you!
Glad everything Gruntfuttocky is well too :) *hugs back*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Aww.. that's so cute
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Actually, the more I watch this the more it disturbs me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# The more this disturbs me . . . the more I watch this !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Yes, me too
What are they DOING with all the cars? And why does the cat get in the passenger side - is it assassinating the passenger before driving off?

I need to know before I can get to sleep without nightmares...
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)
# How does one cat work the gear stick?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Right! No opposable thumbs!
The plot thickens... I think we need Mulder and Scully.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Excellent,
Have a click.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# YES YES YES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Oh fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:23, archived)
# fucking hell yes
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:24, archived)
# goddamn i love these.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:28, archived)
# Fantastic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Another Brilliant Animation
Well done *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Hot pissing fuck, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# That's epic and fab!
(& must have taken a lot of work, too).
All the characters are so rubbery and dynamic and bouncy...
Thanks! and: please could you post a click-fer-biggar?
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
#
smashingly smashing
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Awsome sir you need a website for these
Woooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Bloody hell that's good.
The movement, the lights, it's all superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Absolutely impeccable animation
that get's a clickywoo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I can't stop watching this!
Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
# This is fecking brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Not much point in my clickin' this as its FP'd already,
but I have anyway as its fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Superb!
Love your style.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Made
of win
(anubis, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Amazing.
Truly amazing.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 8:42, archived)
# It's what scares me the most anyway...
Bravo tits!
(The Louce, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Single-handedly
Winning the internet
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# brilliant.
just.. brilosant.
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)
# your work is fantastic
well done
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# This is a <joke> stolen from Freaky Trigger


Paint.net isn't great at making Ds out of Rs.
(Paper_clip You are hearing me talk, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Perhaps it's your ability?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Oh, snap!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)
# GET OFF MY LAWN . . . POPS !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# fine film, though...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Yes quite a decent film as it happens.
Recently I have also enjoyed Faintheart, Knowing, Nobel Son, City of Ember and The Reader.

I watched The spirit earlier, which was pretty crap.
I'm now deciding what to go to bed with. Valkyrie, Push, Into the Electric mist, Monsters Vs Aliens or the last two episodes of Fringe.

That is all. As you were men.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Valkyrie....
Oh dear me, no....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I liked Bill Nighy in that film.
But the whole film would have been better if Tom Cruise didn't play the lead
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# It is a bit concerning
that as Stauffenberg was a fairly tall, charismatic and very culturally refined man that they thought they needed cruise to carry the film. I want to see it, it's mad Tom that is putting me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)
# I got used to his American accent about 30mins into the film
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Or indeed if it had never actually been made.
Ah well.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)
# I've been putting it off for ages.
I'll have to watch it some time. It's bound to piss me off as I'm quite au fait with the details of the actual story.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# quick update on rocket cow part 1

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)
# part 2

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# I suspect that these videos have been digitally manipulated.
Your april fools prank has failed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Where's Part3?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)
# signal's too weak now
outer reaches sommawhere:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Beyond . . . beyond . . . beeeeeeee-yond it all . . . past the universe !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)
# was all just an udder dream:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)
# It is . . . after all . . . the milky way !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)
# snarf
lol
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)
# weee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)
# haha
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Launched off . . . burning solid milk fuel !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)
# hahaha
the future of dairy farming is here...:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# I have just the thing to shoot it down with...
(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)
# I'm afraid scientific proof is required to back this assertion up.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)
# It was a less popular equation than E=MC2, but it's still accurate :D
(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Well, i"m convinced.
*makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# and thus the value of open communication in the scientific community is demonstrated.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:17, archived)
# That's almost correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Hope it's got plenty of mouse fuel !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# woosh!


Click for bigger (291 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I love that source -- rocketporch.jpg, surely?
Were they having trouble with wood pigeons, do you suppose? Round our way, most people just use bits of shiny paper and old CDs.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Faster . . . stronger . . . more powerful . . . . Moooooooooer !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)
# To the Moooooooooooooooooon!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)
# What a celebration
(daio, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# The fools only wrote St Paddy's day on one of their banners
Also, pro tip: best to leave a bit longer between threads or people get pissy.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Didn't know that
fair enough, fair point
(daio, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# It's not so much of a problem at this time of night when the board is a bit slow
But the day shift wouldn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)
# *does quick poll*
Nope, you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# *tests*
Welcome. Essence of the rules for /board, culled from the FAQ, spiced with experience:

Golden rules (especially for n00bs):
1. Read the FAQ! Or you'll get shouted at.
2. If you make a mistake, be ready to say "oops, sorry!": it really helps. Don't be cocky: it makes you look like a cock.

New threads are precious:
3. Don't start a new thread unless your post is new and worth it.
- If it isn't, use "Reply" in an existing thread (or make your image better!).
- /board only holds 15 threads: each click of "Post a new message" pushes other people's work off the bottom.
4. If you're re-posting: do NOT start a new thread!
- Especially not for compo reposts: Reply lets you choose "challenge entry" too.
5. If you want to post more, use Reply in your existing thread (if it's still on the board). Don't start multiple new threads: it's greedy.

Images:
6. Only post stuff that you made.
7. Only post stuff that you uploaded (don't leach).
8. Don't post unmodified photos.
9. Don't post NSFW.
10. Not bigger than 100k bytes (50k preferred). Anims: not more than 400k.
11. Not more than 700px wide.
- If it's too big, compress it until it's small enough.
- If it's still too big, link it instead (using: <a href="blah.jpg">, instead of <img src="blah.jpg">).

If you cock up:
12. Never use Delete (it also removes everyone's replies!): use the Edit button instead.
13. If you started a new thread by accident, say sorry. (And don't delete it!).

NSFW:
Whatever you put in a message will be downloaded and seen by all b3ta readers, often on their work computer. You could get someone sacked on the spot, or put through a disciplinary investigation that's not much better, because their manager thought it looked a bit like porn from 10 feet away. Do not do it. (For the record all these are no defence: "it isn't actually porn", "you can't see his/her whatever", "you're such a prude", "but no-one complained about this one *points at some-other-image*"). You can link a NSFW image (using: <a href="blah.jpg">), but warn people that it's a NSFW link.

This is just a summary, hopefully useful. I welcome suggestions for improving it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# ooo political
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Biting satire.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)
# thats some sophisticated political satire right there
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# fucking
geniius, me. this one picture will save the world. i know it.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# J'accuse you of bias.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)
# well
obviously. jeez.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# not sure about that.
it looks pretty dead set on destroying it through overpopulation.
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# hahaa
yes. one way or the other, were screwed. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Shouldn't that be "Cock 7"?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)
# the rest of em
are having a massage:P
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Do it again with 20 cocks around the table
And get the colours right too, young man.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# young woman
asshally
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)
# I stand corrected.
Perhaps this explains the lack of clarity around the issue of pubes to bollock ratio.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)
# ive seen
my fair share of bollock, and few have been pube- full. it may be due to the fact that sellafield is rendering irish men hairless, im not complaining.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# 3 pubes per bollock
Or its not a real cdc. Also they should be magenta. Except for at least one.

*goes off to check the members of the G20*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# who
made these rules for bollock-pube ratios? I FOR ONE posit that the mean no. of pubes per bollock is 2.215. i has corelatted many a scrote. i AM THE AUHORITAAAAAAAY.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)
# I'm afraid I'll have to point you
here

dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/cdc
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Obama's not there roflol different colour lol
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# good point.
thats not a very diverse group of world leaders
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)
# yes..
very good point..dang.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Catnipppp?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Saturation's not high enough.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)
# IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT : b3ta subscription fees
As many of you know, we here at b3ta.com have been planning a new subscription service enabling access to premium content, exclusive subscriber-only image challenges, popular-page skewed prioritising rankings, etc.
Depending on the subscription plan, subscribers can also earn exclusive badges.
The designs so far are as follows :


Further details of these fees, and the discussion, can be found at this thread.
www.b3ta.com/board/9319370
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Nice try.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)
# I refuse to acknowledge the prescribed time
and set all my clocks to b3ta time.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Quite funny,
you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)
# I know what you did last summer
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)
# oh, you wag.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)
# oh dear
there is no alien or polar bear.

and no tubcat. or smug bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)
# who were you before?
I forget :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:14, archived)
# err what?
It's March 31st for another hour...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Anyone?
(daio, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)
# china?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)
# That fat Chinese man on the right is LEVITATING
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# In India
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Comedy!!
Y'know, based around the Dalai Lama being a 'Decent Chinese (man)' and the bloke in the red jacket holding a bunch of postcards of the Tibetan flag...

For this reason I say to you:
WOO, sirrah! :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)
# pig in shit
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Good Job Microwave!
i don't see any pigs in this though. you've let me down
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Good job Microwave
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)
# TAKE RADROACH MEAT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Anger of the G-20 protesters.

Please be gentle with me, I'm new here, see.
(mr_lizard13, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Nor would I, sir.
They always bloody well ask for Walkers Thai Spice flavour....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:33, archived)
# I am so, so sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)
# You bad man..
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Too subtle?
/ed: guess not :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:43, archived)
# *replies in the wrong place*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Haha, brilliant.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)
# It's all in the angle . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Kettle man!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Ah, I've got it now...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)
# This is proof that there is nothing on B3ta that is not funny
...often the funny is just well-hidden.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)
# I sense lots of righteous wrath tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Is this it?

(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)
# hahaahahahaha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Found it!
(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Heh.
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Ahahahaa
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# UNLESS
We feed them Walker's "Builder's Bum Flavour" as a punishment
(eyes, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Welcome
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Odd Fellows . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
# hahahaha!
And here I am trying & failing to concentrate on The Wire.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)
# hahahaha
top song of all time:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# HAHAHA
Free Crisps for all!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Fair is fare !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
# noice
didn't want to waste a new thread on this:


but I'm kind of excited about the riots tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:42, archived)
# I'm more than happy to pay for their porn, though.
So long as we get to hear about it in gruellingly lengthy, humiliating detail.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:43, archived)
# But you'd get value for money :(
(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:47, archived)
# it is a bird? is it a plane?
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# no it's a.... it's err.. a...
a woo?

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# It's clearly neither
it is, however, woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)
# that has made me smile
and with that, I am of to bed

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Rocket animals will never go out of style
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# It's gone . . . with the wind !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)
# It's fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Is it both?
It's woo!, whatever it may be!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUCK!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)
# whatever it is
it's aero-dinoramic:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Hehehe What a wonderful thing to see just before beddie-byes
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# This is wonderful!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# hahaha
this is good!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)

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