ChiliLady said...
I wanted you to know, i really enjoy reading your blog and added you to my favourits! :-)
hope you have a great day!
Chililady from Austria
Pumpkin Man said...
Thanks Chili!!
Glad you enjoy my ramblings...
Love that!
Pumpkin Man
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I wanted you to know, i really enjoy reading your blog and added you to my favourits! :-)
hope you have a great day!
Chililady from Austria
Pumpkin Man said...
Thanks Chili!!
Glad you enjoy my ramblings...
Love that!
Pumpkin Man
Rafael Urnhani said...
Grandes imagens, Pumpkin... São suas? (adorei!)
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who was the rock dude who was famous for inserting pineapples up his arse?
gibby haines? i can't remember
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:33,
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HE IS NOT ONLY KNOWN AS "THE VOICE"
IN CERTAIN CIRCLES HE IS BETTER KNOWN AS "THE PINEAPPLE GUY"
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:06,
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IN CERTAIN CIRCLES HE IS BETTER KNOWN AS "THE PINEAPPLE GUY"
His flatulence probably contains traces of nuts and pineapples...
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awwwww
thet bird is a vere nawwty him gon pop kittys ballon
wheeeeee
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wheeeeee
I KEEP A PRETTY FACE AT HOME, I WEAR IT ON SPECIAL SPECIAL OCCASIONS
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:22,
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WHICH FACE DO YOU HAVE ON TODAY?
Edit: I want this T-Shirt adult.engrish.com/2009/03/27/what-is-the-fuck
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Kate from Kate's Playground
web porn girly; has a mutant foot which you only see in the very rare photo where it slipped through the editing process.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:56,
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she's on the wrong web place.
ON THE RIGHT SITE THAT FOOT WOULD STAND PROUD, FRONT AND CENTRE
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ON THE RIGHT SITE THAT FOOT WOULD STAND PROUD, FRONT AND CENTRE
lool
web feet 11oneone11111eleven frog girl she'll flip you off for ribbitin' cheap
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:06,
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EVERYBODY CAN BUSINESS TOGETHER, CAN MAKING MONEY AND HAPPY TIME!
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:43,
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why, so she does.
img377.imageshack.us/img377/8432/kateshoof7uf9yq.jpg
RESPECT THE HOOF
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RESPECT THE HOOF
Oh... ace.
Lube that up and it'd slide nicely into pretty much any orifice.
Why is she hiding an asset like that?
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:53,
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Why is she hiding an asset like that?
Based on a photo, I found it on Flickr probably, I don't remember.
I don't think it's anyone well-known
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Heh
now that I see it again I don't think it looks all that much like her. I think the eyes are reminiscent of her but that's about it.
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Perhaps it could be the bastard daughter of Cher and Michael Jackson
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It's funny you should say that
because I was thinking that the nose was very MJ
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:29,
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still
nice !! everyone sees things in their own way still pretty :)
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:19,
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THAT'S RIGHT, A HORSE'S ARSE WITH LIKE ABOUT THREE OR FOUR FUCKING FACE LIFTS
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:21,
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foot foot foot foot foot.
pic i shot yesterday, messed about with on my tablet. available in size huge if you go to my flickr page, and in scratch-and-sniff for everyone in scotland.
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pic i shot yesterday, messed about with on my tablet. available in size huge if you go to my flickr page, and in scratch-and-sniff for everyone in scotland.
i bet you were a viscount.
'duke mue' just sounds like something a seabird would scream while it was eating a rotten fish intestine.
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i'm actually going to cut off my foot and send it to him in the mail.
edit: he is gazzed.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:12,
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I can't tell if it is better than before.
Is it, or are more children's masks to follow?
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:10,
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fuck, i forgot to update you guys on that.
i better put together another pic.
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it reminds me of botticelli's birth of venus.
except with a foot instead of a nude woman riding a clam.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:14,
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A healthy foot is a good foot . . . looks like a good healthy foot !
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:16,
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if so, it's the only part of me that is healthy other than my temper.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:21,
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i made this image with fifty pictures of angry women all stitched together.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:24,
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sort of - acupuncture.
my knee is the main target but feet are more horrible to look at.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:31,
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Isn't acupuncture about as scientifically valid as homeopathy?
I always figured you for a man of SCIENCE!
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i'm a skeptic, but pain relief demands we try anything we can.
it surprised me but it works. my acupuncturist is a science guy and he explained a little about manipulating nerve endings and why it makes sense. my doctors all see that it's helped, so while i don't believe mumbo-jumbo, something is going on.
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thanks - for the record, my most sciencey friend also receives acupuncture, and he can't explain why it works either.
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arf! "oh, and it's always springtime whenever i'm around because i'm all sunshine and happiness and bullshit."
So when you're doing it yourself does it become inaccupuncture?
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:58,
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So when you're doing it yourself does it become inaccupuncture?
Really?
I must try this self-accupuncture myself if it's that good!
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:38,
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It's someone from a bike forum I hang out on.
Alaska.
Bikes are cool. He's demostrating his Pugsley.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:35,
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Bikes are cool. He's demostrating his Pugsley.
Whoops. I'll kill it.
I did a check and it came up with nothing. So I posted it.
Whaaa. And thanks.
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Whaaa. And thanks.
ha
i was waiting for the bike to sink into a steaming morass of rotting whale carcass.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:51,
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That easily wins for "weirdest thing I've seen today"
I'd give you a prize, but I ate them all.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 4:04,
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You will click this
I............will..........click........this
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:19,
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ooh this is just like my place in the springtime!
fucking bat shit everywhere!
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I lived in a house that had two date palms in the back yard.
This of course was a major attraction for the local bat colony and most nights there were 20-30 bats happily munching away. Many un-ripe half-eaten dates would fall from the palms and at the end of the spring I was moving out and discovered that half the back yard was three inches deep in rotting dates. Oh my what a lovely smell! What a lovely task it was for 2-3 hours cleaning them up so that the landlord wouldn't dock our bond for cleanup fees!
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:01,
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You should start making hub-caps. I'm sure they'd be a market for this.
Woo
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:37,
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Yeah . . . like the kind that spin while the vehicle is stationary . . .
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:39,
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Red bats at night . . . red bats at night . . . whooooooooooa ooooooh ooooooooooh !
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*lumbers curiously toward this odd sound, hoping it means waffles are served*
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I THINK I MAKE THAT SOUND WHEN I WALK
IT'S THESE SHOES, I TELL YOU
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 3:39,
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IT'S THESE SHOES, I TELL YOU
crikey!
In an unrelated query. have you partaken of a few beverages tonight? ;)
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:10,
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I caught this Pokémon today. Woop. It's Giratina.
Click for bigger
It reminded me of this guy:
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Click for bigger
It reminded me of this guy:
i do not think that b3ta is the right target audience for this picture
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Do you think I care? :]
Personally I think it's nicely made. So there.
That's what matters to me :D
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:42,
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That's what matters to me :D
there's probably like four people on b3ta that like phoenix wright
i'm one of them though :D
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:53,
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Wonderful :D
I have some PW manga. This made me lol:
Page one.
Page two.
And finally, a hideous gif I compiled based on those pages of manga.
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Page one.
Page two.
And finally, a hideous gif I compiled based on those pages of manga.
Add me to that list of stellar individuals
Although I haven't played Apollo Justice yet.
Also, without a sauce on that Pokemon I have no idea why it would make you think of Godot. :(
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Also, without a sauce on that Pokemon I have no idea why it would make you think of Godot. :(
It was the stripes.
And I'm only playing Apollo Justice so I know which things to pretend never happened.
It's depressing and horrible and I want a follow on from Trials and Tribulations :'[
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It's depressing and horrible and I want a follow on from Trials and Tribulations :'[
deviantart wouldnt understand the complex meaning behind the phrase "what the fuck is this"
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:11,
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It's not that, I just wanted this version as the main deviation
and the "What the fuck is this" one for my main page.
http://clansoul.deviantart.com/
See? It's full of shit.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:12,
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http://clansoul.deviantart.com/
See? It's full of shit.
there's too much stuff going on on whatever the hell that page is
replace it all with the word "butts"
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:15,
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Aaaaaaah yes . . . another day at the office . . . it certainly dresses nice !
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:45,
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this is meganerdy (tm)
i'm telling you this from the point of view of someone who has all the ace attorney games and pokemon diamond, with plans to get platinum when it's released. so buck up your ideas there, jmg might be watching
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I have played all of them, and am playing through Apollo Justice.
It upsets me :(
I've got Platinum, and I caught my Giratina today with a mere Pokéball.
I nicknamed it Diego :D
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I've got Platinum, and I caught my Giratina today with a mere Pokéball.
I nicknamed it Diego :D
To you maybe.
But you're all mental'd up, so your opinion is invalid. :D
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They walk the earth at night and therefore distort the astronomers view. Astronomers hate ghosts.
This is most Woosome!
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:41,
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Oh you can be sure it's not.
Having said that clipart looks like drawings, no way of avoiding that. I'm not sure if he's implying anything else.
All I know is he has some nerve. All his 'drawings' look like every other 'drawing' he has done. It's like some kind of groundhog day at a kindergarten paint class.
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All I know is he has some nerve. All his 'drawings' look like every other 'drawing' he has done. It's like some kind of groundhog day at a kindergarten paint class.
E.A.T.
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
muddyfunnster.
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TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
muddyfunnster.
I just watched this (in better quality) from 1937
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYEmL0d0lZE&feature=related
IMHO it's brilliant. I think you'll like it.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:42,
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IMHO it's brilliant. I think you'll like it.
you are off to bed soon.
along with your flesh. your hand. and this picture.
you ARE wrong.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:19,
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you ARE wrong.
you need three or four of them in a pile before they feel really good
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:20,
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Woo - How fluffy!
Don't go to bed, drink coffee and stay up. You know you want to...
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:19,
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here comes the droney crap bit.
i live 5 mins from the origins of scalextric.
HORNBY HORNBY HORNBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I seriously live down the road from the factory that makes all things Hornby/Scalectric.
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HORNBY HORNBY HORNBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I seriously live down the road from the factory that makes all things Hornby/Scalectric.
you should, like, totally burgle that place ;)
I used to live round the corner from the Aston Martin factory. I enjoyed that.
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A must see destination for model car and railway enthusiasts alike, no doubt
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Dino
Not.. Deano.
although the name is Dean. i prefer Dino.
Dean James Perry.
www.deanperry.co.uk
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:12,
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although the name is Dean. i prefer Dino.
Dean James Perry.
www.deanperry.co.uk
Fucking hell Pickle
don't get all affectatious ( I think I made that up ) on me now ;)
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:14,
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that's a big affectionallisticintacious comment
but you rock. end of.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:17,
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Oh no you rock sir!
I like this, and your lion very much. You are the only person I know from these parts who does his line work in a similar manner to mine.
Click for bigger (71 kb)
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Click for bigger (71 kb)
2 hours
for today's draw-off.
With a mouse! ( I'm not at my normal home and have no tablet here :( )
It's all point-click-drag handles, fill/stroke path in illustrator so not as intricate as it might look. Just tedious.
I'm going to start painting it tomorrow though, I quite like it.
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With a mouse! ( I'm not at my normal home and have no tablet here :( )
It's all point-click-drag handles, fill/stroke path in illustrator so not as intricate as it might look. Just tedious.
I'm going to start painting it tomorrow though, I quite like it.
good luck, arty.
the tediousness is no match to your endurance and attention to detail Psonic.
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Thanks but you give me too much credit.
I must have hundreds of things I have started and never finish.
I've been putting this off for nearly 2 weeks, I want to finish it but I've got the attention span of a....oh look, a puppy!
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I've been putting this off for nearly 2 weeks, I want to finish it but I've got the attention span of a....oh look, a puppy!
Click for bigger (210 kb)
is that lead or lead?
lead is heavy man.
lead is a way of controlling the dog man.
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lead is a way of controlling the dog man.
My name is Sam, but I prefer to be called Steg.
Because I'm a dinosaur.
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My name is Craig
but I prefer to be called after breakfast because I'm not at my most agreeable early in the morning.
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no not really.
I grew out of Dinosaurs ( not the bones though, oh no, I still get hard for a bit of palaeontology )
I think I'd prefer to be some kind of Gundam robot :)
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I think I'd prefer to be some kind of Gundam robot :)
hey Valin, not seen u for a while
but hey, not seen anyone on b3ta for ages. hello!
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Seems the Austrian underground scene has taken off in London ahead of the G20 summit
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But, surely the whole issue can't be explained away by mere
sand erosion?
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Yep, it's true.
The main sequence is a continuous and distinctive band of stars that appear on plots of stellar color versus brightness. These color-magnitude plots are known as Hertzsprung-Russell diagrams after their co-developers, Ejnar Hertzsprung and Henry Norris Russell. After a star has formed, it generates energy at the hot, dense core region through the nuclear fusion of hydrogen atoms into helium.
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EEEeeeeeheeehehheeeee! That tickles!
Hello JPG you lovely! How are you?
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:42,
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haha.
you are such a lecher with the ladies ( in the nicest possible way of course. by which I mean the Leslie Phillips method )
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:48,
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Really?
I do try very hard not to make massive sweeping judgements about others, but you do make it awfully difficult not to.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:51,
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you didn't take that in the manner it was meant.
damned the typed word and its inadequacies.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:54,
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Well, the word lecher is quite pejorative
And I have always found Mr Gruntfuttock to be the perfect gentleman in every way.
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I like the word lecher.
a gentleman given over to debauchery. It's a fun, quaint word.
Anyway, I was meaning it in the "hello ladies, ding dong", kind of way.
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Anyway, I was meaning it in the "hello ladies, ding dong", kind of way.
Whilst I appreciate your admiration of the word,
It is, nonetheless, pejorative. Hence my difficulty admiring your usage in this context.
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fair enough
I apologise. You know me well enough to understand that if I had intended insult then I'd not have chosen any florid speech and just said what I meant.
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I am recovering from a nasty bug
but in every other way am fine :)
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Thank you!
Glad everything Gruntfuttocky is well too :) *hugs back*
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Yes, me too
What are they DOING with all the cars? And why does the cat get in the passenger side - is it assassinating the passenger before driving off?
I need to know before I can get to sleep without nightmares...
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I need to know before I can get to sleep without nightmares...
Right! No opposable thumbs!
The plot thickens... I think we need Mulder and Scully.
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That's epic and fab!
(& must have taken a lot of work, too).
All the characters are so rubbery and dynamic and bouncy...
Thanks! and: please could you post a click-fer-biggar?
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All the characters are so rubbery and dynamic and bouncy...
Thanks! and: please could you post a click-fer-biggar?
Bloody hell that's good.
The movement, the lights, it's all superb.
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Not much point in my clickin' this as its FP'd already,
but I have anyway as its fucking awesome.
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This is a <joke> stolen from Freaky Trigger
Paint.net isn't great at making Ds out of Rs.
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Paint.net isn't great at making Ds out of Rs.
Yes quite a decent film as it happens.
Recently I have also enjoyed Faintheart, Knowing, Nobel Son, City of Ember and The Reader.
I watched The spirit earlier, which was pretty crap.
I'm now deciding what to go to bed with. Valkyrie, Push, Into the Electric mist, Monsters Vs Aliens or the last two episodes of Fringe.
That is all. As you were men.
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I watched The spirit earlier, which was pretty crap.
I'm now deciding what to go to bed with. Valkyrie, Push, Into the Electric mist, Monsters Vs Aliens or the last two episodes of Fringe.
That is all. As you were men.
I liked Bill Nighy in that film.
But the whole film would have been better if Tom Cruise didn't play the lead
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It is a bit concerning
that as Stauffenberg was a fairly tall, charismatic and very culturally refined man that they thought they needed cruise to carry the film. I want to see it, it's mad Tom that is putting me off.
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I've been putting it off for ages.
I'll have to watch it some time. It's bound to piss me off as I'm quite au fait with the details of the actual story.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:49,
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I suspect that these videos have been digitally manipulated.
Your april fools prank has failed.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:25,
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Beyond . . . beyond . . . beeeeeeee-yond it all . . . past the universe !
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:29,
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I'm afraid scientific proof is required to back this assertion up.
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It was a less popular equation than E=MC2, but it's still accurate :D
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and thus the value of open communication in the scientific community is demonstrated.
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I love that source -- rocketporch.jpg, surely?
Were they having trouble with wood pigeons, do you suppose? Round our way, most people just use bits of shiny paper and old CDs.
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Faster . . . stronger . . . more powerful . . . . Moooooooooer !
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:27,
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The fools only wrote St Paddy's day on one of their banners
Also, pro tip: best to leave a bit longer between threads or people get pissy.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:18,
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It's not so much of a problem at this time of night when the board is a bit slow
But the day shift wouldn't like it.
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*tests*
Welcome. Essence of the rules for /board, culled from the FAQ, spiced with experience:
Golden rules (especially for n00bs):
1. Read the FAQ! Or you'll get shouted at.
2. If you make a mistake, be ready to say "oops, sorry!": it really helps. Don't be cocky: it makes you look like a cock.
New threads are precious:
3. Don't start a new thread unless your post is new and worth it.
- If it isn't, use "Reply" in an existing thread (or make your image better!).
- /board only holds 15 threads: each click of "Post a new message" pushes other people's work off the bottom.
4. If you're re-posting: do NOT start a new thread!
- Especially not for compo reposts: Reply lets you choose "challenge entry" too.
5. If you want to post more, use Reply in your existing thread (if it's still on the board). Don't start multiple new threads: it's greedy.
Images:
6. Only post stuff that you made.
7. Only post stuff that you uploaded (don't leach).
8. Don't post unmodified photos.
9. Don't post NSFW.
10. Not bigger than 100k bytes (50k preferred). Anims: not more than 400k.
11. Not more than 700px wide.
- If it's too big, compress it until it's small enough.
- If it's still too big, link it instead (using: <a href="blah.jpg">, instead of <img src="blah.jpg">).
If you cock up:
12. Never use Delete (it also removes everyone's replies!): use the Edit button instead.
13. If you started a new thread by accident, say sorry. (And don't delete it!).
NSFW:
Whatever you put in a message will be downloaded and seen by all b3ta readers, often on their work computer. You could get someone sacked on the spot, or put through a disciplinary investigation that's not much better, because their manager thought it looked a bit like porn from 10 feet away. Do not do it. (For the record all these are no defence: "it isn't actually porn", "you can't see his/her whatever", "you're such a prude", "but no-one complained about this one *points at some-other-image*"). You can link a NSFW image (using: <a href="blah.jpg">), but warn people that it's a NSFW link.
This is just a summary, hopefully useful. I welcome suggestions for improving it.
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Golden rules (especially for n00bs):
1. Read the FAQ! Or you'll get shouted at.
2. If you make a mistake, be ready to say "oops, sorry!": it really helps. Don't be cocky: it makes you look like a cock.
New threads are precious:
3. Don't start a new thread unless your post is new and worth it.
- If it isn't, use "Reply" in an existing thread (or make your image better!).
- /board only holds 15 threads: each click of "Post a new message" pushes other people's work off the bottom.
4. If you're re-posting: do NOT start a new thread!
- Especially not for compo reposts: Reply lets you choose "challenge entry" too.
5. If you want to post more, use Reply in your existing thread (if it's still on the board). Don't start multiple new threads: it's greedy.
Images:
6. Only post stuff that you made.
7. Only post stuff that you uploaded (don't leach).
8. Don't post unmodified photos.
9. Don't post NSFW.
10. Not bigger than 100k bytes (50k preferred). Anims: not more than 400k.
11. Not more than 700px wide.
- If it's too big, compress it until it's small enough.
- If it's still too big, link it instead (using: <a href="blah.jpg">, instead of <img src="blah.jpg">).
If you cock up:
12. Never use Delete (it also removes everyone's replies!): use the Edit button instead.
13. If you started a new thread by accident, say sorry. (And don't delete it!).
NSFW:
Whatever you put in a message will be downloaded and seen by all b3ta readers, often on their work computer. You could get someone sacked on the spot, or put through a disciplinary investigation that's not much better, because their manager thought it looked a bit like porn from 10 feet away. Do not do it. (For the record all these are no defence: "it isn't actually porn", "you can't see his/her whatever", "you're such a prude", "but no-one complained about this one *points at some-other-image*"). You can link a NSFW image (using: <a href="blah.jpg">), but warn people that it's a NSFW link.
This is just a summary, hopefully useful. I welcome suggestions for improving it.
fucking
geniius, me. this one picture will save the world. i know it.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:18,
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not sure about that.
it looks pretty dead set on destroying it through overpopulation.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:20,
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hahaa
yes. one way or the other, were screwed. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:25,
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Do it again with 20 cocks around the table
And get the colours right too, young man.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:23,
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I stand corrected.
Perhaps this explains the lack of clarity around the issue of pubes to bollock ratio.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:30,
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ive seen
my fair share of bollock, and few have been pube- full. it may be due to the fact that sellafield is rendering irish men hairless, im not complaining.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:31,
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3 pubes per bollock
Or its not a real cdc. Also they should be magenta. Except for at least one.
*goes off to check the members of the G20*
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:40,
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*goes off to check the members of the G20*
who
made these rules for bollock-pube ratios? I FOR ONE posit that the mean no. of pubes per bollock is 2.215. i has corelatted many a scrote. i AM THE AUHORITAAAAAAAY.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:47,
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:12,
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Depending on the subscription plan, subscribers can also earn exclusive badges.
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I refuse to acknowledge the prescribed time
and set all my clocks to b3ta time.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:15,
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oh dear
there is no alien or polar bear.
and no tubcat. or smug bloke.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:09,
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and no tubcat. or smug bloke.
Comedy!!
Y'know, based around the Dalai Lama being a 'Decent Chinese (man)' and the bloke in the red jacket holding a bunch of postcards of the Tibetan flag...
For this reason I say to you:
WOO, sirrah! :D
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:59,
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For this reason I say to you:
WOO, sirrah! :D
Good Job Microwave!
i don't see any pigs in this though. you've let me down
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:21,
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Anger of the G-20 protesters.
Please be gentle with me, I'm new here, see.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:32,
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Please be gentle with me, I'm new here, see.
Nor would I, sir.
They always bloody well ask for Walkers Thai Spice flavour....
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:33,
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This is proof that there is nothing on B3ta that is not funny
...often the funny is just well-hidden.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 1:19,
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UNLESS
We feed them Walker's "Builder's Bum Flavour" as a punishment
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:37,
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hahahaha!
And here I am trying & failing to concentrate on The Wire.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:46,
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noice
didn't want to waste a new thread on this:
but I'm kind of excited about the riots tomorrow!
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:42,
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but I'm kind of excited about the riots tomorrow!
I'm more than happy to pay for their porn, though.
So long as we get to hear about it in gruellingly lengthy, humiliating detail.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:43,
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