I went to a farm with my father when a small boy.
The farmer's son came up to the van and we asked after his father. The boy ran off, only to return five minutes later with a message.
"Father says 'Fuck pig fall over'" he announced.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:43,
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"Father says 'Fuck pig fall over'" he announced.
I still wonder whether the fucking pig had fallen over
or the farmer had fallen over because of the fucking pig.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:44,
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heheh
actually its a sweet plugin for after effects.
www.genarts.com/sapphire-ae.html
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:47,
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www.genarts.com/sapphire-ae.html
well I don't want to post cracked software links here
but may i suggest you search google for "sapphire after rapidshare"
....click...ahem....first link...ahem.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 23:02,
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....click...ahem....first link...ahem.
Or fallen over while fucking the pig?
Or the pig fell over while fucking him?
So many possibilities - and probably a film of any of these occurances on the internet.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:46,
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So many possibilities - and probably a film of any of these occurances on the internet.
awesomeness! ahaha
that would have scared all teh poo from my tiny bum when I was a lad.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:48,
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mummy. please do take the piggy away. it scares
oh hang on. film-related. of course i can pearoats:
bigger
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:44,
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bigger
Possibly the best film I have ever seen.
I have a version where all the scenes are in reverse order and it works just as well.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:57,
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I ris'd at the photo, but read the filename
I never saw the mentos thing, only some of the music videos that oh-so-wittily copied it.
I think I deserve a medal for that
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:54,
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I think I deserve a medal for that
I agree wholeheartedly.
You do think that you deserve a medal for that.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:56,
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BLESSED IS COMMING!
He did sing once... didn't he?
EDIT: Only has paint because Wobbly is to pissed to fire up he PC!
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:31,
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He did sing once... didn't he?
EDIT: Only has paint because Wobbly is to pissed to fire up he PC!
^ Thanks...
It's comments like that, that make the world go round!
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:34,
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It's not easy to post a response like that these days.
I have to really work at it.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:42,
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thank yeux
i was gonna put a bunch of hippy girly flowers in his war-fearing hand, but i need a piss and i have to re-wire my computer into my desk as its been in for repairs today.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:36,
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You left it alone at exactly the right point.
So you should continue to trust your bladder, I reckon.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 23:22,
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i need your clothes, your boots, and your cash donations ...PLEASE
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:36,
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Nah mate
People think they have an automatic right to take on the police at their demonstrations as is evident when ever the usual mob of left wing, anti-Starbucks wankers get together and 'plan' a peaceful protest against something quite legitimate. The problem is, amongst them are a bunch of anarchist tossers who will always stir up trouble; none of them can actually fight, so their determination is to smash or charge a few cops in a position when they they have briefly the position of overwhelming numbers to smash to feel brave
I honestly want that cop to have the power to beat that tosser senseless, but Batman and Robin would be better
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:40,
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I honestly want that cop to have the power to beat that tosser senseless, but Batman and Robin would be better
I am utterly opposed to the protests tody,
but all the footage I have seen is of wanker vandals getting away with it and arsehole coppers hitting the peaceful easy targets.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:48,
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You aren't exactly being peaceful being on the front line of demonstrators linking arms to oppose the cops are you?
That's simply being confrontational and potentially very violent
I'm as angry as anyone about what's got on in the banking system, i've lost fucking hundreds according to the last letter I got; and that was on one investment, but seem to remember that when there was half of Europe enslaved by ideals of socialist utopias, and people being shot trying to flee it.
It didn't work. And it won't ever work. Humans are simply not equal, and can't actually operate when you try and force them to be so.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 23:00,
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I'm as angry as anyone about what's got on in the banking system, i've lost fucking hundreds according to the last letter I got; and that was on one investment, but seem to remember that when there was half of Europe enslaved by ideals of socialist utopias, and people being shot trying to flee it.
It didn't work. And it won't ever work. Humans are simply not equal, and can't actually operate when you try and force them to be so.
looking at the news today
they seemed to block all the roads so no one could get out... people at the front where not trying to be part of the violence mearly escape it (well thats what it looekd like on the news)
as for loosing money... i've lost about 8k, been there done that, i'm spending all my money on petrol - not worth saving for anything nowadays!
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 23:16,
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as for loosing money... i've lost about 8k, been there done that, i'm spending all my money on petrol - not worth saving for anything nowadays!
I've noticed they contain the roads to prevent the anarchists from trying to smash
anything they can. They have to be the most repugnant group of mother fuckers I can think of, not least because they ruin the anger for everyone else
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I'm of the opinion that a little rioting now and then
is necessary to restore the calm not-giving-a-fuck norm that England has.
Last time there was a proper riot was pre-2001, so I suppose it was coming really.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 23:01,
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Last time there was a proper riot was pre-2001, so I suppose it was coming really.
....can someone tell me whats going on?
i appear to have missed the reason for this riot?
edit : also what is a g20? sounds like a type of machine gun...
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:33,
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edit : also what is a g20? sounds like a type of machine gun...
With these questions, you would make an excellent protester!
Get yourself a bandana from top man and start hurling bricks!
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:39,
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ah, there's nothing like being ill-informed to give one a strong opinion
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:49,
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G20 is the new G8 which was the new G7
I'm waiting for the GNth conference so that I can stick my tongue out at a banker then run away.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:40,
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You could have replied to a pic of lots of penii.
And tried to be funny with the spelling.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:37,
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haha
Roy Wood, what a legend.
I prefer him at his "bug-shit crazy 100 cat-owning scary as hell bag lady with obsessive makeup disorder" phase, myself.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:25,
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I prefer him at his "bug-shit crazy 100 cat-owning scary as hell bag lady with obsessive makeup disorder" phase, myself.
Leny henry and some radio presenter?
(why does he have sticks for fingers?)
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:13,
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its okay
i couldn't recognise a celeb if they wrote their name on my face
nor do i look at the cases on my dvds
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:16,
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nor do i look at the cases on my dvds
flava flave at the gates?
I am sorry, I do not understand at all.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:19,
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ha ha i get it
wasn't he the guy who wore a clock around his neck "you know what time it is?"
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:24,
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Please
if you look like this...
TOP TIP : THE NOEL EDMONDS LOOK IS OUT!
"no noel i said call the banker!"
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:10,
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TOP TIP : THE NOEL EDMONDS LOOK IS OUT!
"no noel i said call the banker!"
He got shitty with me in the pub for pretending I did not know who he is
when in reality I had no idea who he was.
He is, after all, just a middle aged man in a sweater and the pub has lots of them.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:20,
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He is, after all, just a middle aged man in a sweater and the pub has lots of them.
Pretty Ugly in Pink?
edit: I played the drums in a school band who covered this song - fact. Trufact #2: we were shit
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:08,
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damn, a movie compo gets announced and my spider sense doesn't tingle!
*gets on the case*
/damn you flickr, you're addictive
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:08,
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/damn you flickr, you're addictive
so do something else then? Compos aren't compulsory.
I happen to like movie compos, it tends to bring lurkers out, and more people get to 'have a go' at being funny without necessarily needing to be artistic.
edit: and have we done 'Gentlemen prefer Blondies' yet?
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:12,
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edit: and have we done 'Gentlemen prefer Blondies' yet?
true
I normally do
but this is becoming dull and repetitive
edit : don't believe so
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:14,
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but this is becoming dull and repetitive
edit : don't believe so
all compos do at some point to different people.
depends on the inital interest level.
Just be thankful it's only for 7 days :)
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:15,
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Just be thankful it's only for 7 days :)
...yes but this happens every other week
I'm sure the voting system is completely ignored
I think there should be a "this is how many people voted" display thing next to the suggestions or something
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:19,
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I think there should be a "this is how many people voted" display thing next to the suggestions or something
I agree with that..
..cos my entries are always fucking mint, and I never get frontpaged. :P
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:20,
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Look it doesn't matter it's a compo right and HappyToast will win
so why don't we skip all the postings and jump straight to the bit where HT wins the interweb.
Either that or we go OLD SKOOL on B3TA's ASS and do a WHEN VIKINGS and FLUFFEHS MERGE compo I expect to see kittins, Dogs, and Frogs, Llamas and Axolotl, and Narwals all in Horned hats shields axes and swords going RAAARRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! and I want to see them NOW!
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:16,
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Either that or we go OLD SKOOL on B3TA's ASS and do a WHEN VIKINGS and FLUFFEHS MERGE compo I expect to see kittins, Dogs, and Frogs, Llamas and Axolotl, and Narwals all in Horned hats shields axes and swords going RAAARRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! and I want to see them NOW!
Arse
I posted something just like on here about a year ago - but your 'shoppage is miles better than mine.
*bows*
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Thu 2 Apr 2009, 18:34,
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*bows*
Little gun-carrying orphan says "stop or my foster mother will shoot."
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:07,
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Isn't there a song called "annie get your gun?"
or am i going mad?
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:06,
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Marvellous.
Jesus in his own mind.
Environmental activist in his own jet.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:00,
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Environmental activist in his own jet.
can we do something thats not cd / movie related?
i'm starting to think fraser works in hmv... or some shop like that
all these faces and posters mean nothing to me - bored now
I mean who the hell is jesus?
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:01,
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all these faces and posters mean nothing to me - bored now
I mean who the hell is jesus?
some sort of ghost I think
He's quite popular in the USA apparently
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:02,
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correct me if i'm wrong but aren't u2 the ones who sang "rub a dub dub 3 men in the tub?"
...if not I can't say i've heard any of their songs... heard of u2 because of all the blabber shit on the media coverage... something about feeding starving children to starving children? I wasn't really listening
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:06,
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The only thing I remember U2 singing was Sunday Bloody Sunday
the rest is just same'o same'o shit.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:09,
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ahh that would make sense...
but I don't believe you
He was most excellent as bill or ted (i forget which one he was) so no way! no way man!
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:08,
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He was most excellent as bill or ted (i forget which one he was) so no way! no way man!
he's really good in Sam Raimi's The Gift.
it's been so long since I saw River's Edge I can't remember whether that was any good
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:20,
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it's been so long since I saw River's Edge I can't remember whether that was any good
it was....
it had dennis hopper in it - INSTANT FUCKING WIN MAN!
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:32,
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bono is a cunt - fact
ps. this is ace: www.b3ta.com/board/9322617
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:01,
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ps. this is ace: www.b3ta.com/board/9322617
Surely he's like the anti-pinocchio?
When he tells lies his nose gets smaller?
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 21:50,
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Oh lord
A fine picture built up and no mistake
edit: Balls like Sugar Puffs?
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 21:54,
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edit: Balls like Sugar Puffs?
He looks like his nose is about to fall off.
Ah - I see what you did there.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 21:55,
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What?
They're so funny, and their music is just silly and awesome.
Like Alestorm or Oakenshield.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 21:50,
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Like Alestorm or Oakenshield.
I'm striking down the prophets of false.
As the moon is rising.
Silly finnish persons, moon does not rise.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 21:58,
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Silly finnish persons, moon does not rise.
This should have been obvious.
But I haven't seen it before, so well done.
*Golf clap*
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:04,
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*Golf clap*
I always thought that Phil the Greek was quite tall
Of are the obama;s GIANTS COME TO KILL US ALL!
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 21:50,
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Obama is tall,he plays basketball,he must do cos he's black!
Go Dixon.....
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 21:46,
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Go Dixon.....
The Queen
She has a whole army of men outside the door wearing big hats
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 21:50,
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They wouldn't know.
How about,hypothetically, they were alone and had a fight?
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 21:53,
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Fuck, that's easy
Barack would fucking have the lot
He'd probably kill the Queen with a single hard left hook to the jaw and then in a tussle, the Duke might get in a punch but would probably collapse of exhaustion, when Barack would kick him hard in the teeth, instantly killing him. He'd then fuck Michelle on their still warm corpses until her fanny collapsed and she died of fanny complications.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 21:57,
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He'd probably kill the Queen with a single hard left hook to the jaw and then in a tussle, the Duke might get in a punch but would probably collapse of exhaustion, when Barack would kick him hard in the teeth, instantly killing him. He'd then fuck Michelle on their still warm corpses until her fanny collapsed and she died of fanny complications.
i can't believe they let Phillip that close! it's just beggin for an incident...
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 21:56,
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Why is there a wall ontop of a fence, Blego?
I'm not smart enough for words right now. I leave.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 21:39,
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The walls supposed to be behind the fence.
Ah, never mind.
Shall I delete it ;)
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 21:40,
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Shall I delete it ;)
what happens if you add some more..
err.. "time tunnel replies" above..
will the angles all go to shit?
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 21:42,
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will the angles all go to shit?
Probably
I'm trying to slow the first frame of the first file down,
but then it just all goes out of sync.
Never mind.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 21:45,
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but then it just all goes out of sync.
Never mind.
yeah that was covered my metallica but the original is the best
check out a song called "all hell breaks loose" and "theme for a jackal",youll be hooked i tell you
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 21:47,
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I'm quite pleased.
I have avoided them so far due to thinking they were screaming shit. But they're actually quite good.
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 21:48,
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yeah well their first 2 albums are catchy hooky punk as youve heard
but their 3rd album from 1984 is a lot more noisy and thrashy.they split in 85 then the singer glenn danzig formed a band called "Samhain" check them out too,then he formed his band "Danzig" they reformed in 1996 with a new singer and made 2 albums but they are nowhere near as good as the old stuff
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Wed 1 Apr 2009, 21:55,
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nope
and the all-girl tribute band "The Bitchfits" are worth checking out also...
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