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# kill yourself before The Fear gets you!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 7:47, archived)
# FUCK
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 7:58, archived)
# Ok then
*bends over*
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 7:59, archived)
# *comes on its tits*

morning all!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:09, archived)
# mmm...spunk and blood
my favourite early morning combo

nings!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:15, archived)
# That, and toast
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:17, archived)
# Oh, goes without saying
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:20, archived)
# let's not forget
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:22, archived)
# No, let's just forget about smegma

I'm not clicking that. Especially before breakfast.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:27, archived)
# it's the wikipedia article for it.
however it features an image of a cock.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:37, archived)
# I'm not surprised in the least by all this
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:45, archived)
# OI.
Hello young sir.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Morgen Jungfrau Wow
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Smegma
let us never forget
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:49, archived)
# blood, natures own lubricant.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:21, archived)
# A few tears really adds a certain zing to the mix
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:25, archived)
# nings Joe!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:27, archived)
# ninlges stevie!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Wotcher, mush
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:48, archived)
# ningles Cap'n
I just seen someone who looks just like you.
But it wasn't you.

That's not a very good story
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)
# It wasn't me, if I was in London
you'd have seen me with JPG as I'd have dragged him out of work to squire me about. It's not a trip to London without some JPG squiring.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)
# I'm sure he needs LOADS of persuading
to be dragged out of work.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# If not, I'd just sit on his desk skriking.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)
# hehehe
I'm also making a note of the word 'squiring'. I like it. I want to use it more in conversation
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)
# It's a good word
for referring to gentlemanly exploits, of which our honorable friend is most certainly familiar.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
# nings medi!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:26, archived)
# more nings tos
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:28, archived)
# morning gameboyhater!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:30, archived)
# morning inferiorhandheldfanboy
;)
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Relic from another attic
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:38, archived)
# hello mr mediocre
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Hello!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Ningles!
My word everyone is very polite this morning
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Argh the fear! THE FEAR!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:23, archived)
# well this is a lovely post to see first thing...
'nings everyone!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:25, archived)
# ning steve
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:40, archived)
# Nings MN!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:41, archived)
# Hurray for Freebase Gore!

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:29, archived)
# Ok! ....but can you finish the job!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:31, archived)
# What the deuce?!
'Ning b3ta. Hope you've all got your smashing pance on today?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Actually, yes
I am wearing smashing pance

BUT ARE YOU WEARING A SMASHING BLOUSE?

morning
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:35, archived)
# awww dammit, I'm wearing my shatter-proof pance today.... Do I have time to go home and change?
nings BHW!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:36, archived)
# my pance don't smash
THEY OBLITERATE
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:38, archived)
# Those are some quality pance you've got there :)
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:39, archived)
# they really are fantastic pance
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:44, archived)
# *fears*
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Do they have Glitters ?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:41, archived)
# No, a bit dashing...but not smasing
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:39, archived)
# It's a fake friday for me
so I have my happy danse pance on!

Long weekend here we come!!!!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Ooh you swine!
;p
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
# I still have last nights pance on
as I haven't showered the grime away yet

They are however on inside my trousers!

I don't need no superhero to tell me how to put my pance on
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Yesterday's pants and no shower...
You dawg you!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)
# My pance aren't smashing and they don't match my bra
today is not a good day to get hit by a bus
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Not many good days for that tbh...
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)
# True
but if it's going to happen I want to be wearing my purple party pance and matching bra
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# hehehehe!
good dragon slaying 'ning the /board
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Goooooood morning, governor.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)
# good morning sweety
and the equally sweet medicore
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Haha, that's lovely
morning
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# AAARGGGGHH THE FEAR THE FEAR THEFEAR
ETCPPANDSOONYOUKNOWTHEDRILL
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# *another sacrifice to the gods of Adblock*
Ningles all!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# *good morning high fives*
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
#




(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 6:01, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 6:05, archived)
# That's great... very clever... but
I think you want teh links

EDIT: Oh you did that as well... Woo
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 6:42, archived)
# I think you want to shut up and stop telling people where they should post things
OH SHIT YOU CAN'T POST LINKS HERE
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 7:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha,,,, you loon

* another auto-responce
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 7:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That's ace.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 7:14, archived)
# That grew on me eventually...
The global warmwing woman was excellent.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:20, archived)
# Spazing the posts of today was a lot like that.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 6:17, archived)
# They are multiplying as the morning goes on!!!!
"Good Yorning All!"
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 7:30, archived)
# Morning!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 7:54, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:19, archived)
# These seem to go in and out of sync whenever I refresh
I like it
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:18, archived)
# AVE MARIA PLENA GRATIA
 

 
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 4:35, archived)
# He died for your sins.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 4:37, archived)
# Up Me Beam Scotty!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 7:29, archived)
# Boobies!

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:49, archived)
# hahahaha
lovely
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Not much milk it a tiny tit like that.
No wonder he's squalling his head off.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 4:41, archived)
# THEM NOT BE ANGEL TITS
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 4:48, archived)
# SAINT TITS
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 4:51, archived)
# SAINT TITS, PATRON SAINT OF.. TITS
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 5:03, archived)
# MAD TIT-MAD TIT.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 5:14, archived)
# That is pretty amazing.
I've not seen that before. It makes this look tame.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjdzdFr-czs
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 5:56, archived)
# I hadn't heard those guys, they are pretty cool
 
vocal style reminds me of Rage Against the Machine a bit
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 6:08, archived)
# Yay.
I'm off to beddy bye death time!

More hilarity tomorrow...
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 6:12, archived)
# this is the full scene in which Bubby meets the band
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt7_bpfbN9U

the final scene where the band are in clingfilm masks is great but I haven't seen it in youtube.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 6:12, archived)
# brafffff
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 4:43, archived)
# I never should have taken that gamble on braff
his meltdown ruined my reputation
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 5:17, archived)
# HE'S SO EASILY LED
 

 
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 5:34, archived)
# MERE SECONDS BEFORE THE MELTDOWN
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 5:43, archived)
# Is that Zach Braff?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:54, archived)
# I was just washing my hands with a new soap and my internal monologue actually used the term "way sudsy"
I don't know how to feel about this. My internal monologue usually speaks like an elderly victorian industrialist.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 5:16, archived)
# THIS SOAP IS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY SUDSY
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 5:20, archived)
# WHAT PART OF ME CHOSE SUCH A BASE TURN OF PHRASE
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 5:21, archived)
# the OED informs me that "sudsy", while of North American origin, has been in common use since the mid-nineteenth century
 
as for your use of "way" as an intensifier, well sir, I am rather inclined to lay the blame squarely with Doug
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 5:38, archived)
# Doug is bad.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 5:48, archived)
# Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
 
DOUG.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 6:23, archived)
# Copious blood stains will do that to you.
... so they say.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 5:21, archived)
# The difference is I can get the spots off my hands really quite easily and forget all about them
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 5:23, archived)
# Practice makes perfect.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 5:31, archived)
# The soap I use is way sudsy
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 5:32, archived)
# HELLA SUDSY!
 
TO THE MAX.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 5:32, archived)
# EXTREME SOAP!!! ... NUTS!!!
www.soap-nuts.info/
"Another alternative if you simply don’t have time to make soap nuts lqiuid frequently
or are concerned about the shelf-life of your homemade liquid is to purchase Extreme
18X NaturOli’s new soap nuts liquid laundry concentrate."
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 5:38, archived)
# SOAPY NUTS CAN CAUSE MAJOR IRRITATION AND DISCOMFORT IN THE SWIMSUIT AREA
 
BE SURE TO RINSE THOROUGHLY BEFORE EXITING YOUR ABLUTION FACILITIES
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 5:44, archived)
# I read that as "exciting"
I think I'll continue to read it as exciting.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 5:47, archived)
# DON'T BOGART MY SUDS MAN
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 5:45, archived)
# HOLY TIT
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:19, archived)
# i love that woman
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:40, archived)
[challenge entry] hey bro you're under arrest
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 4:18, archived)
# CAKE IS CRIME!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 4:20, archived)
# black people white people mexican people asian people red people hulk hogan
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 4:43, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 4:34, archived)
# Pussy dance tiem!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 4:56, archived)
# I WILL WATCH THIS POGROM I WATCH A LOT OF POLICE POGROMS
 

 
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 4:36, archived)
# THAT POGROM ON THE JEWS WAS A BIT OF A LET DOWN
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 5:21, archived)
# I would watch this series
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 5:15, archived)
# Urinal cakeses
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 7:42, archived)
# fucksocks
If I'd done this yesterday it would have been my cake day!

better go off and lurk for another year then...
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 7:46, archived)
# it's...
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 3:44, archived)
#

















(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 3:46, archived)
# EVIL!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 3:48, archived)
#



(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 4:02, archived)
# Fluff McKoy Sandman beard?
I'm rubbish at these
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 3:47, archived)
# Lemon curry?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 3:49, archived)
# it's...
...kitty bones in the sand, man!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 3:51, archived)
# DELICIOUS
 

 
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 3:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 3:41, archived)
# I LIKE PEARS
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 3:44, archived)
# In gods kitchen :)
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 3:45, archived)
# mmmmmmm...
...tastes like owl.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 3:45, archived)
# Nicely done.
Woo!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 3:50, archived)
# yeah this sort of thing works better with apples.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 4:03, archived)
# This took a stupid amount of time...

...and I don't think it was worth it... but have it anyway.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 3:13, archived)
# awwww
 
I want to drive that in the fast lane
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 3:18, archived)
# Your one of them are you?
*shakes fist*
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 3:47, archived)
# Pimp his shell
Me likey!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Since it's so quiet tonight...
... I guess you won't mind me posting my crappy image

(these are actual real stamps)
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 3:06, archived)
# FUCKING STAMPS!
 

 
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 3:17, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 3:40, archived)
# don't know whether you saw that first time around.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 4:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 3:48, archived)
# SHUT UP GARFIELD
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 3:51, archived)
# Should have done more to it, but I was in a hurry to post it.
Find some more nutty people for source images, as is your want, and I might add to it.
edit: or someone else can add to this if it amuses them to do so, whatever.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 3:55, archived)
# Maybe later
I have some errands to run.

I SHALL SEE YOU ALL SOON
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 4:09, archived)
# CYA!
Remember to clean the blood off all your
implements before you return home.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 4:14, archived)
#
 

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 4:11, archived)
# Garfield is for hire?...
....Does he do kid's parties?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 3:54, archived)
# One would assume so.
If wholesale slaughtering of the guests is the objective, of course.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 4:00, archived)
# oh noes
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:23, archived)
# congratulations
you have killed my horn.
that really is an achievement, trust me.

EDIT: right, i'm off to bed, i'm too bored to stay awake. goodnight, all you lovely people!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:24, archived)
# I'M COMING TO GET YOU BASTARDS
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:26, archived)
# why?
because you're a malcolm and malcolms don't run?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:30, archived)
# no
 
I'm not a Derek, either.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:41, archived)
# bugger
it was derek, wasn't it? i haven't watched it for a while, my video is on the blink and i haven't bothered getting it on dvd yet
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:45, archived)
# yep!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 3:05, archived)
# yay!
g'night!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 3:15, archived)
# Best thing to come out of your country since...erm...
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 3:39, archived)
# NUCLEAR FISSION?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 4:03, archived)
# What.
The fuck?


x]
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:28, archived)
# those are some nastyfacemens!
o.0

edit: suddenly, I am in the mood for tortellini

edit: edit: spinach tortellini, even
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:47, archived)
# they kissed a dirty girl...
...?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 3:46, archived)
# NASTY NASTY FACES
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 3:47, archived)
# You wanted war, and war you will get...
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)
# the smurfs really got a darker edge to them after the 4th season, didn't they.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Ahahahah
yeah. XD

Here.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:01, archived)
# no sound... so instea dI got to make up the song myself
it was called gargamel's rotting hole.

it wasn't that great.

EDIT: you wanted smurfette and smurfette you will get.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Hahahah
I'm sorry.

EDIT: Smurfette is such a whore.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:05, archived)
# yeah how dare you let my smurf screams be shit.
how very dare you indeed.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:05, archived)
# i wanted sex
do i get that? i think not.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Ahahah
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# CHROME MAN!
tis a good drawring, who is it?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Thank you :D
He is Satyr from the band Satyricon.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# can't be
this is satyr

i love the cremaster cycle.. mental art films www.cremaster.net/cc_trailer/cc_trail3.htm
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)
# No, no.
Different kind of Satyr.
This guy is obviously not an actual satyr, and is really human.

See?
I saw them live. They were amazing.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:10, archived)
# One of the best art films I ever saw.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=inRFkCCPxXM
Oh wait you haven't got FUCKING SOUND!!!

BUY SOME HEADPHONES!!!!11!!eleventy
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:13, archived)
# I'd say the cremaster films are worth a download.. there's like 5 of them.
I'd say buy them.. but there was only ever 10 dvd released of the series them and they sold for $100,000 each... :D

they were on Pirate Bay but i aint looked at Pirate bay since the owners were busted So I've no idea if the sites gone as well..

EDIT: still there thepiratebay.org/torrent/3460964/Cremaster_Cycle_-_All_5_-_Matthew_Barney
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:16, archived)
# How did you see them then?
Also there was an animation called Arthur en vrai I've wanted to see for years but it's impossible to find.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:22, archived)
# his guns are nothing next to Trent
 
OH, TRENT
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Reznor?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:13, archived)
# of course
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Heehee
He looks quite angry...
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:17, archived)
# kind of an in-joke between me and my two real-life friends.
 
also - best gig of the year in my town so far.
Better than Amanda Palmer, if only because she didn't bring Brian this time.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:26, archived)
# Really?
Awesome. I kinda like NIN, but have never seen them.
Oh yeah, didn't Amanda Palmer put out a solo album or something?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:28, archived)
# yes.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:40, archived)
# i prefered him when he was in dungerees covered in paint and white wash.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)
# you may be thinking of Rolf Harris?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 3:04, archived)
# NEVERMIND THE BOLLOCKS. i WANT WAR!
have this - for no apparent reason
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:22, archived)
# basket case
awesome song
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:24, archived)
# B&
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Yay!
It came out well :)
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:27, archived)
# :]
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:31, archived)
# why is he singing...
...while on the treadmill?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 3:48, archived)
[challenge entry] The new batons were very popular with the WPCs
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:23, archived)
# *wants*
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:24, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)
# 0_0
have i told you lately that i love you?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Not recently, no
But if you want to, take a ticket, join the queue :)
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:21, archived)
# showoff
:)
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:23, archived)
# chicks with sticks!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Sticks with chicks!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)
# shits with chits
damn officious shits.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Batteries not included
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:27, archived)
# batterings^
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:50, archived)
# nicely :D
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Animate it!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Bad taste?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:17, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)
# he shoulda pushed,,, Sting.
Night b3ta

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:21, archived)
# freddy krueger: the cabaret years
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:23, archived)
# arf--nicely
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:47, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:38, archived)
[challenge entry] had to do it
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:13, archived)
# found him!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Wow
I thought I saw Thom Yorke for a second there. XD
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:15, archived)
# What a big bunch of grapes
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:40, archived)
# .
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# hahaha
aaaw look at the little constable:)
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:13, archived)
# heheheh
like the raw recruit
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Awwww!
I wants one!

Its not as cute as this peeeg though:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V_SQHR8nag&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.japanprobe.com%2F&feature=player_embedded

And on that pink bombshell, im off tae nod. Nart clarts.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:15, archived)
# that'll do, pig
that'll do
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:16, archived)
# awwww yes
Almost Battenpig
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:17, archived)
# the most delicious of pig
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)
# THEY HAVE THESE IN IRAN
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:38, archived)
# pffffffffft!
 
YES
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Shop The Police
Plop:

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)
# COCK CANNON!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)
#
**turns off webcam**
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)
# did you know that in olden days, samurai used to test their strength
by seeing who can come through a paper screen door?

This cop would win hands down
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Picture...
or it never happened! EDIT: Oh yeah... they still do that at the end of Takashi's Castle (point taken)
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)
# cue much scouse craig charles punnage about "penetrating rings".
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:03, archived)
# great range
but the fucker takes half an hour to reload
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)
# give him some zinc
:)
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)
# mmmmm
zincy
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)
# haha...zinc
'tastes the same as celery smells'

to get back to our earlier fascinating celery debate.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)
# i have celery in my fridge
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:03, archived)
# I've heard that rumour...
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)
# that's a rumour
i can't be arsed to disprove
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Nor indeed should you.
I approve of celery - much under-used in the kitchen.

*raises glass*

to celery!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)
# to celery!
*drinks v8*
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)
# *stirs bloody mary with celery
and then eats it*
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)
# mmmmmmm
bloody mary.....
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# mmmm....
what a brilliant idea they are! :)
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:13, archived)
# if something fresh and fruity is required
i would suggest vodka and cranberry
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:15, archived)
# I pfftted at that
I really did. haha...
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)
# fake
no scrote:)
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Scrote is tucked securely in his pants,
as a blow to that would completely disable the vehicle's primary weapon.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Cock Wednesday motherfuckers.
*clicks*
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)
# BARN OWL TECHNO BOOGIE
OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)
# this is going rather well
with some dubstep im a lissenin to.

SKANK, Owl, SKANK!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)
# don't you dare call that owl a skank again
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)
# i cant stop watching this!
Its like some sort of visual show that accompanies my music!

Thats one badass raver owl
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)
# listen and watch the owl
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Send in the fuzz
We got ourselves an illeagal outdoor 90s rave! edit (I was going for ill-eagle and fail met me on the way to bed)
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Goes well to theme tune of embarrasing illnesses on channel 4
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# MAGNET!
magnet!

NSFF

(not safe for fingers, involves slight* finger end squishing)

*values of slight vary from total to complete
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)
# oi you, have a top tip
WIFE BEATERS. When hitting your wife, get hold of a crocodile, a string of sausages and a policeman to recreate some of that seaside magic for the kids.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)
# hello miss
can't I put a nice set of magnets around them?

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# yes
EARN BIG money by displaying a “How's My Driving?” sign on your car, along with an 0906 number ( £1.50 per minute) which you can aquire through BT. Then simply drive around town like a complete arsehole.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# haha
I love you, I might do that

but first I must steal a car and put that sign on it
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)
# don't love me, love the readers of viz magazine
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)
# hehe
:D
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)
# 'kin ell
thats some magnet!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)
# I gauss that it is
:D
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# ARF!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)
# it's the way I tesla them!
:D
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)
# NO, NOT THIS TIME
We played this game a few days ago. It was all fun and games, til magnets took my eye out.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Fawking hell
evil magnets are evil
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# A magnet, most fucking, most shitty
:D
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# fingernails are an annoying inconvenience
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)
# not any more for this chap
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)
# toowit toowoo
i like this..
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)
# go, bird, go!
i feel the sudden need to get down with my bad self
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)
# that owl is mad for it...
bangin'!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)
# o'rly?

(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)
# oh shit!
that's a half-digested animal... Isn't it?

Owls are scary as fuck.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:03, archived)
# for real LOLs
owls are not of this world
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)
# they can be
when you and your man are driving down a pitch-black country road at night and what looks like the angel of death, but turns out to be a large barn owl, flies straight at your windscreen.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)
# arg!
that's nasty...
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# yep.
almost hit an oak tree and it scared the horn right out of me :(
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:17, archived)
# fucking HELL
thats like something from silent hill!

The 2 on the right give me the fucking fear. Like bird monsters with effeminate human faces peering into your SOUL

Ill click this just so i can experience teh fear once again!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)
# I like the one in the middle she is a jolly little owl
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)
# she is saying "swallow your soul, swallow your soul"
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)
# unsurprising
her name is henrietta
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Someone's in my FRUIT CELLAR!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:27, archived)
# It has a face like a Mofaha pear nightmare
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:25, archived)
# here's a 7 second clip i found a while back
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:26, archived)
# howls
magic
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:15, archived)
# I don't knwo what I'm watching...
it's fucking beautiful though.

a fear inducing beauty. this is going into the *make people look at while they're on drugs* file
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)
# yay!
go birdie
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)
# New Labour?
What a cunt. Done in Paint, cos I can't afford anything better. (And no GIMP jokes either, ta!)


(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# :(
hate him.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# CUNT
not you, him.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# ^This, the cunting CUNT!
£703bn worth of borrowing by 2010
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)
# not even doctor eeevil has amassed that much in ransom money.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)
# i picked a great time
to lose weight and stop smoking! if i could only stop drinking, i'm sure i wouldn't mind the whopping tax increases at all!*



*may contain honking great fucking lies
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# arf..
all your taxpffts:)
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
[challenge entry] hmm, shop..... police.....
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I'll have a nice slice of sargeant tenderloin please :)
do you stock any BATTLEMEATSTM in this fine establishment?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Brilliant! If everyone dresses like police they are police!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# :)
b3ta, I am going. Goodnight!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# can i have a refund?
this policemeat is off
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# aaah so it's a meat shop?
*orders sausages*:)
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Truncheon meat?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 2:32, archived)
[challenge entry] smile police:)....say cheese
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)
# is that clarkson?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)
# that's him alright....just poppin'by showing his respects:)
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)
# heheh
his lack of respect is the main reason i like him :)
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)
# ..and the Hammond version:
 

 
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
[challenge entry] this looks like a job for the....
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)
# What does it take to get frisked around here?
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)
# arf
tell 'em you may have something concealed on your PERSON:)....always works for me
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)
# I keep staring at that toaster trying to spot the penis
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)
# me too
but it looks like just a giant mech-spider walking past
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)
# heheheh
poor old hamster!
he's still got that cute, big-eyed thing going on, though
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)
# he's my favourite, really.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)
# fcukin'splen-DID
woo
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)
# HAHA!
Sooooopoib
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Haha
Good lord I am tired, I have been awake since Monday morning, and in that time I have been to work twice, and done my dissertation.

I am now, off to bed



*by the way, im not saying your a mong or owt, this was just after the convo down the board a bit*
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)
# ha ha..
that's ace! : D
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)
# ta muchly
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# ahaaahhhhhahhhahhah
 
YES
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# :D
cheers
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Bongos Jones
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# i love bongos me:)
*plays fingers*
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)

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