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# It's just their name sounds a bit Metöl.

www.b3ta.com/links/255_Black_Gothic_Doom_fonts
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:37, archived)
# piiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssss.
 
that is one really superior font, it looks like "JESUS IS AFRAID OF ME"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:38, archived)
# Check out the rest
Lots of them are ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:39, archived)
# I got a bit leery of the download
 
IS IT SAFE?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:40, archived)
# DON'T GO THERE
AND DON'T DO DOUGS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:48, archived)
# My firewall says 45 blocked site calls (harrenmedianetwork, yieldmanager, partypoker etc)
2 pop-unders and a 120 second wait to download.
12mb Rar seems to be clean. Looking at them now.

edit:
Seems thin of selection, and some stock fonts in there too.
Fairly good. Couple of the faces have metrics errors--so you
might have to play with kerning if you are serious about such.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:49, archived)
# No probs here
Beside the usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:56, archived)
# It just asked me if I wanted to download instantaccess.exe
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 7:03, archived)
# It's just like instant coffee, just download, add water and you'll have unlimited access to everything. BUT ONLY WHILST STOCKS LAST!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 7:17, archived)
# Certainly a clear case of Superior Font Design indeed.
Also
With that much slashing and cutting its Emo, not Gothic.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:40, archived)
# yeah man it should be black on black
 
GOT ANY SMACK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:50, archived)
# You need some Kraak & Smaak
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYeTwfyx0nw
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq4R_ziWMPE&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 7:21, archived)
# sweet samples
I like this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=467fICjdmqI

I SHALL INVESTIGATE, FURTHER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 7:25, archived)
# HOW ABOUT THIS FOR A REMIX EH
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd2nRbxNSbA

THIS IS HOW YOU DO A FUCKING REMIX I SAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 7:32, archived)
# I downloaded the whole album the other day. Very sweet beats indeed!
Actually YouTube seems to be taking a long time to load at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 7:37, archived)
# the music player on the site is better
 
www.kraaksmaak.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 7:58, archived)
# Not bad, not bad at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 7:39, archived)
# Yes I like "Money in the Bag" Sweet samples indeed
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 7:35, archived)
# I am basically going through all their clips on youtube now
 
I suspect an album purchase may feature in my near future
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 7:38, archived)
# though it can get a bit too chilled out, or a bit too house in places
 
like the Avalanches, who are technically brilliant but eventually kind of dull
to be fair, I haven't listened to that record tripping balls yet
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 7:40, archived)
# okay that persistent four on the floor is starting to piss me off
 
CHEMICAL ENHANCEMENT: RECOMMENDED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 7:53, archived)
# on the other hand, I have been listening to them for half an hour now
 
so they must be pretty good, or I would have stopped.
SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 7:54, archived)
# I quite like this Kraak & Smaak you speak of
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 7:50, archived)
# PHIL COLLINS IS NO SON OF MINE
I like that font tho'
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 5:06, archived)
# MOUF
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 5:08, archived)
# Aw, good. We're allowed to post straightforward Photoshop 101 stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 5:14, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 5:19, archived)
# Christ!
Get a whiff of that bass!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 5:23, archived)
# That's not a microphone
where's the wires
(Medieval marmite, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 5:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 5:47, archived)
#
img4.imageshack.us/img4/2991/ewat.png
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:04, archived)
# I AM AMUSED, BEWILDERED AND AFRAID, IN EQUAL MEASURE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:27, archived)
# "Me2 Wanna do it" IS OUTSIDE YOUR PLACE RIGHT NOW. STAY INDOORS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:32, archived)
# IT WANTS TO KISS MY HAIRS AND HOLD ME TIGHTLY NAKED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:39, archived)
# FOR A MONTH WITHOUT ANY CLOTHES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:45, archived)
# AND OUT IN THE ICE COLD NZ WINTER
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:47, archived)
# actually yeah, it's probably from Invercargill
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:51, archived)
# No babbys will be formed, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:38, archived)
# remarkably, this account has not been B&
 
www.flickr.com/photos/36785707@N07/favorites/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:03, archived)
# Ell oh ell.
ur sew rite thar
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:07, archived)
# pfffft!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 5:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:38, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 5:56, archived)
# NOW STRUT YOUR STUFF WITH MSPAINT.EXE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 5:50, archived)
# SHE WANTS HIM
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 5:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:14, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
FUCKING HELL MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:16, archived)
# I KEEP TELLING HER TO KEEP HER CHIN UP. BUT SHE JUST WON'T LISTEN!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:24, archived)
# not as bad as when they reckoned she done some nudie pics
 
and they KEPT ON FUCKING SHOWING THEM on the news and they KEPT ON FUCKING SHOWING THEM
and every time they FUCKING SHOWED THEM I was like HHHUUUUUURRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:28, archived)
# Hahaha
I think it was later proven that the pics weren't of her. But she should have been thankful, all publicity is good publicity...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:34, archived)
# well they said they weren't of her and the guy wasn't really sure anyway
 
BUT THEY KEPT ON FUCKING SHOWING THEM
HUUURRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:52, archived)
# THE MEDIA JUST HATE HER. ITS A CRUEL WORLD FULL OF HATE CAMPAIGNS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 7:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 5:27, archived)
# say cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 5:41, archived)
# BRACE YOURSELF!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 5:57, archived)
# and here's the back
(Medieval marmite, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:56, archived)
# AHHHHAHHHAHHAH
 
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:58, archived)
# Charles Barkley shouldn't have done this movie
it got him typecast
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 5:01, archived)
# dammit
i had this going through my head in the summer, got rid of it when i came to uni, and now it's back! *angry face*
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 5:09, archived)
# well it is a pretty good song.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 5:44, archived)
# it's okay now
not so good when you're listening to the same 20 or so songs radio one is playing everyday and it's one of them :(
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:04, archived)
# LOLOLOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 5:05, archived)
# this reminds me of that episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
 
where the guys try to have a party to make some new man friends and the flyer is in the shape of a bicep
which of course looks more like a boner
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:29, archived)
# Pffft!
BONERS!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 5:57, archived)
[challenge entry] look what there selling now
bored so i made this
all of two minutes sor
what next ?
bed i think




frontback
(Medieval marmite, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:43, archived)
# boners.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:45, archived)
# POLICB
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:49, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:52, archived)
# Did you spaz this? I hoped so, as I thought you might like it.
www.b3ta.com/board/9393969
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:56, archived)
# not yet, no
 
I only came by to.. uh.. check.. something?
hard at work, me.

shall read it after hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:59, archived)
# Righto!
Slave away.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 5:04, archived)
# My take on Religion!
(Fly Projector, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:49, archived)
# SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:55, archived)
# religion is some kind of space exploration vehicle
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:56, archived)
# get in the rocket, gronkpan, we're off to see god
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:56, archived)
# "5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Amen."
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:59, archived)
# Remember to bring him his tea bags, HP Sauce and back issues of Amateur Photographer, or he'll be cross.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:00, archived)
# I prefer bulldog sauce
it's not so clovey
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:01, archived)
# Hmm, I'll check that out.
Since they recently shifted production of HP Sauce from my neck of the woods to Holland, for no good reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:04, archived)
# bulldog sauce is the japanese version
they go nuts for HP over there
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:05, archived)
# Really?
Now my knowledge of Japanese cuisine is pretty limited, but I can't see it going well with HP.
You surprise me, G!
We've learnt something there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:14, archived)
# They do lots of schnitzel-type dishes
and fried chicken
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:20, archived)
# Ah. Now it begins to make a bit more sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:22, archived)
# Which one?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:03, archived)
# The magenta rocket.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:05, archived)
# No, which god?
There are some I might not wish to visit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:08, archived)
# Mazda
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:09, archived)
#
LOL THESE GUYS WORSHIP CARS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:18, archived)
# FEEL THE RTA
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:21, archived)
# Martin Short totally should have got that role
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:23, archived)
# I fell in love with a Parsi once
 
BUT SHE WAS A WEED WHORE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:28, archived)
# An Iranian girl was chasing me for a little while
BUT SHE HAD SERIOUS BAGGAGE AND KEPT WRITING ME LETTERS SAYING THAT SHE WASN'T JUST INTERESTED IN ME BECAUSE MY DAD IS RICH (my dad isn't rich, even by iranian standards)

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:32, archived)
# nobody chases me anymore
MAYBE BECAUSE I'M SUCH A PUSSYTEASE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:37, archived)
# yeah, me neither.
 
I AM SO OUT OF EVERYBODY'S FUCKING LEAGUE THESE DAYS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:42, archived)
# SHE'S A WEED WHORE
 
www.ween.net/weed-whore.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:56, archived)
# Oh that's fine, no worries there.
Conversation might be illuminating, as opposed to
illuminating me with lightning bolts and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:22, archived)
# I wish I could punch god in the face
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:25, archived)
# You can!
Two simple steps:

1) believe in God

2) punch him in the face

Easy!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:27, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9397222
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:31, archived)
# Cyrille Regis.
(A minority faith, I admit)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:11, archived)
# so is LSD for that matter
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:57, archived)
# this explains alot...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:00, archived)
# SHOOT IT INTO SPACE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:04, archived)
# Also I had an awesome idea
www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post410314
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:04, archived)
# This may cut back on magenta cocks though!
(Fly Projector, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:08, archived)
# well, if you post more than 700 in a week then maybe
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:10, archived)
# Well it's a great idea!
...i wish i could produce that many a week!
(Fly Projector, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:16, archived)
# I HAVE ENDORSED THIS PROPOSITION
 
ALSO COULD WE FIX IT SO ANYBODY WHO SAYS GLOMP OR SMOOSH IS INSTANTLY I.P. B&
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:16, archived)
# Please forgive my ignorance,
but what is glomp?

That one seems to've passed me by.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:18, archived)
# apparently it means you are tackling someone with a hug.
through your keyboard and phone line.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:24, archived)
# Doesn't sound too bad to me.
Is it insufferably cute or something?

And this is such a fluffeh-friendly place!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:30, archived)
# It's a good rule of thumb
that when people start shouting ningles and glomps, the board is about to get shit for a few hours
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:34, archived)
# It's like "/Talk-lite" --less filling and no flavour.
Not that we on gayshift are not chatty, but the image
count drops seriously in the mornings. I've seen the
whole page as low as only the top one per thread on
several occasions.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:43, archived)
# That would be fine if they were actually talking about things
rather than saying they didn't want to be at work and needed a hug
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:45, archived)
# Let's leave the last word with urbandictionary:
 
"35.   glomp
a dangerous attack used by fat anime faggot fangirls wherein they charge at the target and tackle him/her/it with all 350 pounds of blubbering fat they posess. DO NOT confuse this as an friendly or affectionate maneuver. There is no way that someone as fat and ugly as these faggots crushing you with their oily mass could be considered friendly.
After that buttertroll glomped me, I couldn't walk for a week. Plus I can still smell her horrible stink."

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?page=3&term=glomp
I like definition 21, too
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:41, archived)
# GOOD MAN.
 
YOU ARE UNLIKELY TO BE B&
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:29, archived)
# -----------------------------------------------SPOOOOOKY THREAD TIME---------------------------------------------


EVERYONE POST YOUR SPOOOOOOKIEST THINGS IN THIS THREAD


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:08, archived)
# GHOSTS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:09, archived)
# :(________|

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:16, archived)
# Wait what why did I reply to the wrong post
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:17, archived)
# Shit now I'm pedantichrist
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:17, archived)
# TALK TO YOURSELF MORE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:18, archived)
# WHAT NO
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:20, archived)
# Fine. -_-
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:20, archived)
# I made this in Runescape
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:36, archived)
# I said post spooky things, not be spooky
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:36, archived)
# I be'd spooky in a post so it was posting spooky
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:38, archived)
# christ man you're right obsessed
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:43, archived)
# I just saw the hair and was all "LOL"
He's covered up with armour anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:45, archived)
# Christ it's lucky I didn't post that picture of thingy gumshoe earlier when I was trying to think of sleuth coats.
You probably would have shit your pants.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:49, archived)
# Why?
It doesn't actually affect me *that* much, I'm just milking the fandom :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:52, archived)
# Stop prostate milking yourself clansoul.
It's not even that good a coat, it doesn't even exist in reality.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:54, archived)
# bullshit, you want to shag edgeworth while phoenix watches
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:57, archived)
# Isn't Pheonix Wright essentially just Kazuya from Tekken in a business suit?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:00, archived)
# No.
I'd have Phoenix join in.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:01, archived)
# oh jesus christ gronkpan i shit myself nearly


woooo! er.. uh... woooo! boo!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:11, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:14, archived)
# i'm not very good at scary, gronkpan
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:19, archived)
# The spike coming out of his head
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:20, archived)
# he's just got headspikes, there's nothing scary about that
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:24, archived)
# rabbits can jump
i thought you knew this
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:26, archived)
# oh jesus what
where did you learn that
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:27, archived)
# Watership down
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:28, archived)
# it was the prequel to black hawk down
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:29, archived)
# they're making a new one
phoenix down

then they're gonna make nonsequential sequels to that one called phoenix down II phoenix down III etc. until the end of time
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:32, archived)
# Suggested titles:
Phoenix Down
Phoenix II, Down, down
Phoenix III Deeper 'n' Down
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:45, archived)
# No they'd never name final fantasy "deeper 'n' down"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:46, archived)
#


I ARE A SMALLBRAINFIELD CHARACTER

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:12, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:13, archived)
# Holy shit
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:14, archived)
# HOLY FUCKING SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:14, archived)
#



(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:15, archived)
# I look really fucked up as an asian
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:16, archived)
# Blackman Jeru come eat your watermelon or something else racist.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:18, archived)
# Give me back my fucking bike.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:29, archived)
#



(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:25, archived)
# What do you suppose would happen should you merge each of these into one?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:33, archived)
# You'd get some kind of hideously propotioned, melted, cheery, misgonistic, black plumber.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:35, archived)
# yuk...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:29, archived)
# FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
I'M PRETTY SCARED RIGHT NOW GUYS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:30, archived)
# pea soup, anyone?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:35, archived)
# Please, NO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:13, archived)
# yes....more!...(GJM)...
.......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
There's an episode of 'Bod' I'm glad I missed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:28, archived)
# FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:58, archived)
# franky...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:01, archived)
# Boo

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:14, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:15, archived)
# aaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:19, archived)
# I have quite a lot of scarry stuff


Some are just psychological horror.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:21, archived)
# Yeah I did this picture a while ago it totally messed with people's heads:
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:48, archived)
# lookout!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:54, archived)
# hahahaha
this is just downright hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:57, archived)
# whoa-ho-ho-hoaaaaa!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:59, archived)
# Bloody hell!
Wasn't expecting that.

It's wikkid!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:01, archived)
# ha ha...i have too many cat shops..."where you goin', citydog?"...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:04, archived)
# DANGER DANGER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:02, archived)
# now i'm feelin' zombified...
.......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:16, archived)
# ZOMBIES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:39, archived)
# Spooky


Smurfs' magenta CDCs are cyan.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:51, archived)
# nasty!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:55, archived)
# DANGLIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:19, archived)
# pe roast
arrrrrghhh
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:18, archived)
# OH HOLY SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:19, archived)
# VENGEFUL SWANS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:19, archived)
# Tenuous I admit, but you are grasping at straws for concepts.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:05, archived)
# Fucking swans are fucking terrifying
they can break your thighbone, you know
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:06, archived)
# BLAH-HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:20, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:21, archived)
# that's not a zombie!
*pulls mask off of perpetrators head*

It's just farmer bob, he put on this costume to scare the land development people away

Farmer Bob: ..."and I would have gotten away with too, if weren't for you meddling kids"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:32, archived)
# Eddie's back!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:38, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:06, archived)
# yeah, i posted this the other day...
...it got a good response.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:10, archived)
# Good evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:27, archived)
# I never really got into lovecraft
I dunno, his writing just doesn't grab me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:31, archived)
# And I never really got into the Fimbles.
Odd thing, culture.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:34, archived)
# i don't do really scary stuff
this is about as scary as it gets
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:27, archived)
# And it's fucking terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:29, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:30, archived)
# THE DEVIL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:35, archived)
# ants
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:35, archived)
# and now there are bad things
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:35, archived)
# could you imagine how scary ghost ants would be
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:38, archived)
# Aunts!
Spinster aunts with truck loads of emotional baggage.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:41, archived)
# also this is my new favourite song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAcu30e1n9o
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:42, archived)
# Nice video.
I like the three devil singers.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:24, archived)
# trippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 5:46, archived)
# aauhueahuaehuaeuhae
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:40, archived)
# Sheer terror, anyone?

(although, technically, probably not actually 'spooooooky'...)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:44, archived)
# haaaaaaa...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:57, archived)
# the sheening!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:05, archived)
# THE THOUGHT OF SUFFERING FROM ALZHEIMERS
SLOWLY LOSING ALL YOUR MEMORIES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:51, archived)
# I can't wait for that!
Giz it now!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:53, archived)
# real photo teim
taken just outside a pub with my first digital camera, raining but there was no mist or fog that night or anything on the lens as other photos didn't have any swirly misty patterns on them


the only alteration has been gamma increase, original here
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:57, archived)
# GHOST SMOKE
GHOKE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:00, archived)
# Drops acting like lenses and projecting a flare-cast.
Just a guess. Dead cricketers trying to suck your soul
away is much more likely.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:02, archived)
# Isn't it just excess illumination from whatever that reflective thing is in the background?
Hence why it's also got a weird pattern.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:03, archived)
# reflective thing in the background is a traffic sign
haven't seen flash reflected from traffic signs cause that kind of mist pattern before

I thought it might have been my breath lit-up by the flash but it looks almost too defined and not just a large area of smooth blur as I'd have thought if it were breath

the lens on the camera was tiny, don't think it even had a focus capability
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:06, archived)
# oh oh... ghosts!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:08, archived)
# CLEARLY NOT REAL CHILDREN
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:37, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:04, archived)
# AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:09, archived)
# Bout as Evil as i get! :|

(Fly Projector, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:12, archived)
# Zombo Reilly
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:18, archived)
# Shopped images only, please.
LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:26, archived)
# HE SURE IS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:27, archived)
# iz dis scary?
(ShigTheNewt isn't funny. -_-, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:13, archived)
# OH HAI 1997 STYLE HALLOWEEN WEBSITE GRAPHIC
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 7:33, archived)
# not my scariest - but the 1st one i found :D


(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 7:53, archived)
# quick 3am doodle


g'night
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:06, archived)
# happy hamsphere :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:06, archived)
# I really should have pressed refresh sooner
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:08, archived)
# i should have checked my diary, i wouldn't dream of posting at spooky thread time
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:10, archived)
# top-posting ne'er do well...
i've done it many times as well.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:14, archived)
# eh?...
...why that one?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:14, archived)
# AAA
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:21, archived)
# This is Bob

Bob has a problem.
He is stuck on one side of a deep ravine with no way to get across. Can the b3tards assist him in his hour of need?
I'll have a go:


It's his belt, honest!


Don't tell Health and Safety.


Typical Cowell...


...But animation isn't everything.


How else might Bob be rescued?
(LennySA, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:50, archived)
# I love this
Especially the rotating one
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# where have i seen this before? :/
edit: haha what is dickbutt doing there
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)
# My powers of deduction tell me 'on somethingawful'.
deduction guessing initials
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)
# what if SA means sequential art
ew get out
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Shada, help me find a hard-boiled coat plz thx.
My hat itself is not enough alone!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Maybe one day I can be as cool as
this man
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:13, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:14, archived)
# my friend who owns a bunch of hardboiled coats says you need to go to some thrift store and find a long suede coat or a massive pea coat
but never a trench coat
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:14, archived)
# I know, I looked at trench and raincoats, because of columbo and Rorschach, but they just look really camp.
I don't know what thrift stores are like in america but I can never find any good shit in charity shops, god knows I've tried.

The closest I've found so far is www.surplusandoutdoors.com/ishop/877/shopscr3038.html
But that's too green to be hardboiled really, even if it is quite cool
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)
# yeah i havent seen many decent coats around either.
the best i found has some massive furry hood so i look more fabulous than hardboiled
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Fuck I just realised that oxfam has an online shop.
www.oxfam.org.uk

Still couldn't really find any coats though.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:45, archived)
#
www.oxfam.org.uk/shop/productdetails.aspx?catalog=HighStDonated&product=182110

HARDBOILED OLD MAN COAT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Now I can pretend to be the guy from that film where the old retired english policeman goes to america and stirs shit up.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:50, archived)
# i like how it's heavily damaged but still costs £60
that aint thrifty
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:54, archived)
# I like how there is an underwear and swimwear section.
"BUY SECOND HAND STUFF WHICH HAS TOUCHED SOME OTHER DUDE'S BALLSWEAT!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Fuck, that's almost hardboiled....too expensive though.
www.oxfam.org.uk/shop/productdetails.aspx?catalog=HighStDonated&product=28764
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:03, archived)
# Also, what the fuck? Mens?!?!
www.oxfam.org.uk/shop/productdetails.aspx?catalog=HighStDonated&product=37773
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:04, archived)
# haha
FABULOUS mens
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:07, archived)
# get some hardboiled underpants
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:16, archived)
# haha, i knew i'd seen it before. there's a shit one in my photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# c_kick did a series a few years ago
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:16, archived)
# ok tahkcuf got it right
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)
# c_kick has the "button pressing man".
Running gags run over each other in one's mind all too easily.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:24, archived)
# heheh
woo



i missed the tinfoil hat thread so i've just found out you can't make a good sized pirate hat from foil :( so i had to improvise
s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/55272/1240793767/tinfoilresized.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)
# tinfoil cat ears
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:01, archived)
# yep
i looked at the pic and thought of JJ
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Can I be Captain Jack Sparrow now plz?
No, creepy meths man, you cannot.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)
# pfffft
i see your meths man and raise you medicine cat
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Hahahaha what the fuck do they give cats in russia?
I was actually going to say greece but I checked and the greek alphabet doesn't have a C as far as I am aware. Stupid similarities.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:17, archived)
# That cat seems out of proportions all over its being
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:32, archived)
# fixed it
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:42, archived)
# haha the bit you crudely copy pasted to cover his head actually has a ghost cat head in it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:43, archived)
# hehe
my first attempt was to copy and paste lots of bits, which failed miserably, i really should learn how to use gimp or paint.net
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:49, archived)
# Holy shit, it does too
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:50, archived)
# it's terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:54, archived)
# ha ha!!
I was thinking actual repair work
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:56, archived)
# haha now it's got the body of a small monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:03, archived)
# It's like an evil version of the monkey Jim Carrie has in Ace Ventura.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:06, archived)
# nicely done! :D
heheh
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:20, archived)
# Free running the chrome dome
(LennySA, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:23, archived)
# ahahahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:38, archived)
# Dubster did a whole bunch of these.
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=11606
www.b3ta.com/board/4191681
Lot of them are redexing nowadays, alas.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:14, archived)
# oh yeah, those
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Haha
more of this sort of thing :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:24, archived)
# Hi Bob!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:30, archived)
# HEY DICKBUTT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:31, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:45, archived)
# I fell asleep under the glower of an animal
and woke up under the gaze of a beast
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:49, archived)
# even my pig can jump that...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:39, archived)
# wash your hands after playing with that pig
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:44, archived)
#
it is scary to use fingers and tongue to clean up the parts of the machine. Please don’t show your tongue and please don’t lick your fingers in front of the camera, that shows you are very childish and very dirty too. Please , we all cannot stand your childlike behavior even though you are an adult who is not young though. Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:53, archived)
# ladyjoey22, is that you?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:00, archived)
# If only I was that witty and erudite.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:01, archived)
# I would be going off on her too if she didnt look so milf-y
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:05, archived)
# what did I miss?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:10, archived)
# i apologise
this is shit
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Oh good, it's two weeks ago
I'll remember to record Ashes to Ashes this time
(__, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:42, archived)
# he's applying the MEDICINE of JUSTICE!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:42, archived)
# "You might feel a little prick
being crushed by my massive truncheon."

Actually that sounded a bit sexually ambigious.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:46, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:47, archived)
# I need to find a sleuth's coat to go with my hat, but I can't seem to find any.
This annoys me immensely.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:50, archived)
# start by knocking 'em out
might be "doesn't matter how hard I bust 'em, I'll patch 'em right up!"
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:45, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Ello 'ello 'ello
Wots all this then?



This was supposed to be a bobby on the beat, but even I wasn't willing to post that.
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:25, archived)
# aw sympathy post since you did stuff and no one talked to you :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# The Sin Cat City Spirit...
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:15, archived)
# that's awesome

woo yay & a hooplah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:16, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Lovely
(__, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:21, archived)
# WYH
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:24, archived)
# yay
tits' treats i call 'em:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Sweet!
I don't have the patience. Two frames, maybe. Classy.
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:35, archived)
# I know you like to animate cats
but you really are the dog's bollocks.
*prostrates*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:37, archived)
#
r
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:49, archived)
# ahaha you're fucking great
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)
# No.
That's it. I sort of knew it before but now I'm sure, I'm in bloody love with your stuff. Aceness :D
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)
# haha
poor pissy cat :(
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)
# a wet pussy isn't always a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Bukkake Cat is not happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Nasty!
And all too true to life.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)
# www.magicbollocks.com
(835Rocks, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Shuriken!!
Damn! How I wanted some ninja stars as a kid.... Throwing stars made from cut out stork margarine tub tops, just didn't cut it
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Quite literally!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Though they could inflame a best mates eye
if you scored a direct (very lucky) hit with one
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Mmmyep:
I am definitely setting my "inner child" up with some throwing stars, but not today as I spent all my "new toy" money for the week on a chain whip. Well worth it!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)
# magic bong is good
but pre-skinned rabbit is better.

EDIT: fuck this for a game of soldiers, i'm off to bed. g'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Nite
back-atcha
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)
# spam
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# LIEUTENANT DAYN
YOU GOT MAYGIC BOLLOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# i dont know why
i make stuff like this :P
(whowotme nipple clamps, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# POV-tatsic
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)
# because you're slightly pervy
and you know it makes us horny.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)
# ahh, stuff like this
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)
# was it a
queef or a fart that propelled him at such high speed? :P
(whowotme nipple clamps, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)
# hahahahahahaha - yay for this!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:15, archived)
# I dont want to go to work in the morning.



for bigger
www.b3tards.com/u/b656bac53270ed6cecab/girl.jpg

(strontium190, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)
# I have 2 weeks off
wanna swap?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)
# This sums up the day for me


Click for bigger (112 kb)
(__, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)
# *books ticket to Fluffytown*
Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)
# IS THAT CRITICISM?
I'LL GET MY MATES TO GAZ YOU
(__, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Well... I am from there, being a Critic and all.
But I left because I never could agree with anything or anyone there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)
# *sells ticket to furry town instead*
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)
# *packs rifle and plenty of ammo*
I'd ship my dogs too, if they were not at risk of
being buggered by those fucking furries.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)
# happytown makes my skin crawl
just like people who are ridiculously bright and perky at 7 a.m.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)
# err
don't mean to criticise, but you've spelt criticism wrong :(
(thorntocon, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)
# ha ha
Sublime :D
Ooop Ninja edit
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Thank you for that
I have taken this point, and fixed my image.

See. It improved the image.

YAY FOR COMMENTING
(__, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# It's shit.
You're shit.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# I WAS IN REHAB
(__, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Oh hello lady...
More new shit.



Click for bigger (387 kb)
(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:56, archived)
# I approve wholeheartedly of the above image
and have subsequently expressed my enjoyment of it in the form of a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)
# wow!
very good indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# this is lovely
i shall call her autumn.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Nice outfit.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# very cool :)
also, to the people manipulating photos to make them look small by blurring them, there's a website for that tiltshiftmaker.com/
(Peter_G, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)
# ...
dammit, the colours have been slightly muted because of the reduced image quality. Its ment to be brighter.
(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Russian...ish....yep.
New shit.

Itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com
(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# nice sketchings!
particularly the shading on the face.

i just had a go at one of them tilt-shift thingers, which i shall dump here as it's not really worth a whole shiny new thread:



not sure i really did it right, but it's somewhat along the right lines!
^^s'my house!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)
# nicely model-villagised!
specially the church.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Top verb.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# :D
I did a verb!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# ta!
not tried it before, but it's a fun 5-minute project.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# that's top work for 5 minutes!
the little parsley-sprig trees are ace, too.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# STAMPSTAMPSTAMP
:D
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# noooo!
don't crush my house! i need it to live in!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# needs more dinosaurs
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Needs more Dexter
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# RAWR GIANT THING STAMPING
EDIT:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# noooo!
don't hurt my house!
EDIT: awww, he am smiley!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# every town needs a giant stampy thing
especially a smiling one!
urban clearance and a positive attitude!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:38, archived)
# can we herd them towards
the chav-infested areas of town?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:45, archived)
# hell, yes!
i'll help!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:42, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Now somebody tilt shift a scene of devastation and call it "Seconds later"
I can't be bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Very "Enemy at the gates"
and none the worse for it
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Classy piece of artwork!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:23, archived)
# nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# That is a good
draw, that is!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# i think zoidberg
is trying to escape from this fat kids head
(whowotme nipple clamps, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# The mullet from hell
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)
# How could anyone think that hairstyle looks good?
(Fly Projector, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# looks like some kind of growth under there...
He's chosen a strange way to hide it, poor kid...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# That's his head...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:23, archived)
# oops!
oh, yeah...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# oh dear
he really does need a slap for that tragic hairdon't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# i blame
the parents
(whowotme nipple clamps, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# yes.
they should shave him bald and not let him have hair until he learns.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
# it helps him run faster
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
# it causes him to run faster
away from the real men with baseball bats, shouting "there he is, get the twat-haired fucking ponce!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)

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