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# happy...!


original - xosunshineox.deviantart.com/art/Stock-1-120474094
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
# I just dropped a soggy biscuit on the sofa =(



No, not that sort, you're filthy.


But like my biscuits, this is NICE :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:43, archived)
# hope the old lady
down stairs didnt complain about the noise of it hitting the sofa :D

hehehhe soggy biscuit! - can girls even play that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Pffft.


There can be female spunkish thing, but I don't think it would be easy to aim anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# this has sparked my interest
i shall be performing an experiment - i shall need 5 women and a pack of digestive biscuits :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Lies, they always aim for the eyes.
I think it's revenge.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Where is mine, monkey man :)
Greatly done as ever :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:44, archived)
# i though i did you ages ago
also your pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:46, archived)
# gaz me a piccy
and i'll do ya! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# I will do, when I take some photos :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# is this
another 'what maddie would look like now' shop?
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:45, archived)
# pffft
thats just evil! :D think i should do one and send it to the press! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:47, archived)
# yay! nothing like supperating wounds
to cheer up a bank holiday weekend! ace, as usual... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:46, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Very well done that man!

Evening Jesse! And a good evening to all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# 'ning sir
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# 'ello!

V for Vendetta is on in an hour. Worth watching?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:57, archived)
# yep
its ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
# ok then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:00, archived)
# yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:02, archived)
# evening sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# but know what?...
...zombies don't comb their hair!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Clearly you've not been in the right zombie company.
A true zombie always has immaculate appearance.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# But maybe one of the parents
kept him in the basemant and cared for him, not realising that zombies only want brains
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Hellzapoppin, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# hahaha
yes i know - but i ruined her face - i couldnt hurt her hair as well :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# better send the wife upstairs....
if the police come a-knockin'.............:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# the trouble is
i live i a flat! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Horrific and utterly disgusting as usual Rev
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# hehe
cheers! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# did you have a go at me
or was my photo deemed too hideous to begin with ?
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
# oooh i think i have
got your pic somewhere - i'll have a look :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
# found you!
i'll give it a go :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:36, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:33, archived)
# BUDTHUM?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
# hahaha :)
I walked past a club today and the only sign it had after the name was 'Vodka and food'
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
# In sunderland
(im not from there luckily) but.. there's a bar called Retox, has gogo dancers from 10am on match days. ohh northern class
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:39, archived)
# I think you will find that that is kind of normal near most football grounds
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
# yeah but
called RETOX, that's naming genius.
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:36, archived)
# still mainlining hats?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:47, archived)
# oh yes
i'm sincerely hopeful that mictogirl's present to me tomorrow is this:
www.hatsandcaps.co.uk/Jaxon-Hats-Eight-Ball-Trilby--White-Black-P128552/
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Beatiful!
I recently uncovered a whole slew of hats that were my grandpas, unfortunately all to small. But some real nice Panama's in there. We did a 1950's/60's photoshoot on Wednesday for the new company site.

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:01, archived)
# !!!...
...SCORE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
# oh my yes
my current favourite is actually one of my grandad's

it's rubbish, but it's been moulded just right
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
a sexy pleasure-dome decree...

nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:37, archived)
# ERECT!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:39, archived)
# but that doesn't rhyme with 'sunless sea'...
*rushes off to re-write entire poem*

*gives up*

*takes laudanum*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Hey! come back with my laudanum!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# *swigs*
*necks entire bottle of absinthe*

*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
# hahhaa
woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:45, archived)
# ha ha...
...i wanna go!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# this!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:57, archived)
# widdecombe
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Jesus christ!
some of us are eating!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:22, archived)
# would
That is the reason for doing it doggy style
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Apart from watching X-files?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:25, archived)
# I don't think I could watch X-files again
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a texas drop.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Have you had more then just tea, have you been smoking some thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Haeiroglyphics, I wanna be specific.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Remember..
You don't look at the mantelpiece while poking the fire
(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:51, archived)
# body of kelly brook
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Eyes of a Hawk
Strength of a Bear
(I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:26, archived)
# oh fuck...
she's giving me one of her come-widdecombe looks...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:26, archived)
# she wants you bad
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:29, archived)
# noooo!!!!
margaret beckett tells me she's rather keen on you, by the way...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:32, archived)
# still,not as bad as widdecombe....oh god what am i saying
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:38, archived)
# haha...
I was debating that one in my head as well. what the hell's wrong with us?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:39, archived)
# :D
Kate Garroway without the war paint

Is riverghost lurking?
(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:26, archived)
# The tits aren't big enough to be Kate
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
# mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
# widdicombe ,widdigo
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:36, archived)
# oh, good lord!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Good heavens!
What a terrible way to go
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# ha ha...
...ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# oh YES
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:38, archived)
# fwaps!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:45, archived)
# paper bag...
...i'm good to go!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Goatse fags!


Bought a packet of Sterling King Size (cheap smokes) earlier and look at the price tag!
(I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
# I am glad I am still able to look at hands on a picture without imagining a splayed arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
# This^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Smoking seriously harms you and others around you?
I dont get it
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Bensons Superis?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Lambis and Butler
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
# HOAFP


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 2 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
# I've not had a smoke today
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Make it 12 years again, then


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 2 May 2009, 19:18, archived)
# The stuff I have breathed in over those 12 years has probably been worse then me smoking
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Quick.
rush home and tell the fucking internet!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
# You've only been and gone and found a pair
of hands on some packaging and then taken a picture of them, haven't you?
You cheeky scamp!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:24, archived)
# .
Photobucket

Did I win?

.
(Catnipppp, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:00, archived)
# You certainly win at something.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Fuck me!
I think you should both get checked for jaundice!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Soooooosh!
How goes?
With the working and flavin?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 2 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
# You forgot about his foot, old man
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Foot??


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 2 May 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Yes, FOOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Not bad ta.
Good to be out of the house :) Also, I was clearing out some old papers today and found some old porn mags. WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:07, archived)
# So we still won't be seeing much of you then!!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 2 May 2009, 19:09, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
# How any catnippp(varying amounts of p's)s are there?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 2 May 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Only two.
The mental one with 4 Ps, the one with a sense of irony with about 8 Ps. Plus also catshittt.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:05, archived)
# I was having a gander on his site last night.
Came across a thread with people discussing members of their family they know to be reptilian.

edit: davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=30908
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
# It's strangely entertaining, isn't it?
I found myself spending about an hour there in perpetual disbelief.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Yeah, same
And of course, there's this www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=63744
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:04, archived)
# I still don't understand why they like my one.
Despite the fact it's just signs telling David Icke he's a cunt.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:06, archived)
# I love the first reply in the thread
"...if a bunch of morons broke into your house and were being complete fuckwits you would probably lose patience and attack them with a golf club..."

If I had a quid for every time that's happened to me I could pay for someone to explain the link to the b3ta image challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:07, archived)
# I loved this one....
"Makes you wonder. Some of these people that made this must have waaay too much time on their hands."

So we spend our time on the internet having a laugh and you think your family are reptiles? Ok then....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Is it time for another forum confus-a-attack?
The knitting forum one went so well.

I don't even have a basement.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Not REPTILES ok they just have reptilian blood!
L2Difference!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Was that yours?
I howled with laughter, superhero genius award for you, give me the url and I will send it to icke.
.
(Catnipppp, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
#
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w141/BBJe/icke.gif

EDIT: Whoops wrong link, reedited.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
# As long as they';re not breeding.
Somehow I don't believe you. Really? Lizard people? Maybe I'm sane after all!!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:09, archived)
# For some reason yesturday I was wanting to fuck Dave Grohl
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
# and that's what happens
if you eat too much asparagus...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Are you suggesting they've pissed on each other.
Because I heard that as well. Allegedly.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
# it wouldn't suprise me
in the least if they were micturating on each other with their asparagus wee, no...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:22, archived)
# ha-ha!
Nicely realised, my friend!
.
(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Sat 2 May 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Careful, he wont give you any more work.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:08, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
# These retro conspirators will kill us all!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
# any excuse to post this...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Done this lullyness for someone on Gaia


I'm thinking of going and getting myself some milk for tea.

Also the old lady downstairs is being angry and threatening because we use our washing machine :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:44, archived)
# ^-^
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:46, archived)
# This is nice.
What's a felly?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:49, archived)
# No idea,
It's her username.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:50, archived)
# That is lovely :)
They promised that there would be snow at Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:50, archived)
# They said there'd be peace on earth....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:51, archived)
# And where's my fucking flying car?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Why do clothes from the US smell funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
# because someones's
had a yank in them first?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Because they are made with canned cheese and pork rinds....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:00, archived)
# so I can eat them then, WIN
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Dual purpose!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:01, archived)
# That's rather lovely
and HOW DARE people wash their cloths with modern appliances, it's an outrage
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Thanks =)
She just complains that I wash things too often, and twice a week isn't too often when one lot is my clothes, and the researchers wash theirs in another wash. If I wanted to annoy her I'd separate out the colours more often.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
# nice
colours! :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Lovely.
The best course of action is to kill the old lady and feast on her organs.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Thank ye
I don't think that's the best course of action, as she looks chewy.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:21, archived)
# That's lovely
Just tell the old lady if she doesn't shut up, you'll shove the washing machine up her old, dusty minge
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:00, archived)
# This is true, they get to a certain age and they start farting dust
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:02, archived)
# this would be nice animated...
...i like it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# 'evening all.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
# I don't get it
(__, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Have pigs been hurt or something?
(__, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Nah, it's just the aporkalypse
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
# more like a gnats fart in a hurricane
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
# CHEVRON
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Get down and funky with it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Fixed!
fucked!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 2 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Hey there Mr Blue, we're so please to be with you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Look around, see what you do, everybody smiles at
your poo face
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 2 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Now we are here in Xanadu!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:44, archived)
# What's one of those then?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
# A bankrupt car maker
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
# DeLorean?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:39, archived)
# They make them again now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
# IT'S THE PARMAPOCALYPSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 2 May 2009, 18:32, archived)
# PARMAGEDDON
(__, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Only if they are in France
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
# try chocolates and flowers once in a while...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Pffft
...or money.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
# I am Jeff Lynne and I am Prog Rocking in your cupboard under the stairs


Anyone know of any good t-shirt shops, real shops are rubbish at stocking good t-shirts
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:23, archived)
# I am Rick Wakeman and I am Prog rocking on your Generation Game!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Jeff Lynne and Rick Wakeman having sex in the loft of the world
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Also this
I have a wonderful image of Brian Blessed playing Doctor Moreau and him making all his creations with giant cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# How strange.....
I know it was fucking awful, but I loved the Dr Moreau film with Brando....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:28, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9414529
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Threadless?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:42, archived)
# what now?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
# They have good t-shirts.
www.threadless.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:45, archived)
# ah, thank you :)
have you used them?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:47, archived)
# I quite like these dudes:
www.80stees.com/

But when I was buying from there they were super cheap because of the exchange rate.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Ta, not really what I am after
I'm liking threadless though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:55, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Running down the avenue
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
# JUST
TOO... MANY... SWINE...FLOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:33, archived)
# shirley bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 2 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
# What? Where?
I can't see
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
# my ninja edit
wasn't very ninja-y. sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 2 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
# All is forgiven
I can see now, you must work miracles
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
# You mean

Edit: never mind. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
# You stole that.
This is my original:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
# You removed my tag!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Are out tonight, RWH?

(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 2 May 2009, 18:20, archived)
# 1st ly I'm in Cornwall
2nd ly I live in Banbury at the moment
3rd ly they're a crowd of their own, I'm not part of the group so why turn up and spoil the atmosphere?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 2 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Fuck 'em. I'm going anyway.
I'll smash comedy bricks through their car windows.

Or I might just go home after a few pints.

I worked in Banbury for a while. It smells of cooking and burnt chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 2 May 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Kraft's factory
making instant coffee. i know what you mean.

Nottingham sometimes smells of shreddies cos of the brewery.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 2 May 2009, 18:31, archived)
# I worked near the "Sex up your car" place, Pro-drive
I nearly gave up the fags as it stunk too bad to go outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 2 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
# That is nothing,
I am working in Newham at the moment, opposite the Tate and Lyle factory. That fucking reeks!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Murray Head
One night in Bangkok
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
# How's your foot?
If it's any consolation, on my 24th birthday I was arrested. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha! You dumbass :D
Not too bad cheers, still painful but not as bad as it was.

So why were you arrested you reprobate?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Possession
...and it wasn't even my puff. :( Went to a free party, it was ace.
But had to spend a few early hours in the morning in a cell in
Kentish Town. They didnt find my ketamine
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That is why you should never go to Kentish Town. It is a hell hole ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Shouldn't look after someone's gear either
Least of all on my birthday, just because he's had a caution. Well, he
had to sit in the lobby and wait for me the whole time, so it balanced out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
# It has
though I can't find who did it.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
# if in doubt
feign innocence.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 2 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Psst!

but I'm probably not the only one... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:55, archived)
# almost
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
# WICKED WICKED
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Yes!
Perfectly in time with Ice Cube!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 2 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
#
Take ya to your house and make ya open up the safe
Drove you far, tied up in the trunk of your own fuckin car
Take you out and pop the cap
I told you the bitch was a trap

DON'T TRUST 'EM!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 2 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Bitches ain't shit, your honour
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Unless they give up the nappy dugout
Shiiiii'

What the fuck does that mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 2 May 2009, 18:31, archived)
# BUNGLE BONCE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Bungle Is Massive!
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:28, archived)
# hahaha!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
# yo...
...good!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
# bindun?


Click for bigger (56 kb)
(fornrit eaþe tosliteð þætte næfre gesomnad wæs, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# i see..
Welcome to b3ta,
Pull up a muffin, shop a kitten etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Not much point in coming to b3ta if you can't see :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 2 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
#
ha³
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# * Unsubscribe
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# of All the Things She Said...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Running through my head, running through my head
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Pfffttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Hahaha! Have a related pea..
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
# book/face
Haha, my life is just one long battle with Facebook. But every time I see that checkbox, I can't help but hum that song like some kind of deranged eejit.
(fornrit eaþe tosliteð þætte næfre gesomnad wæs, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# pffft...
you silly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# lame...
...very lame.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Mybook/Spaceface are shite. This, on the other hand, is all kinds of good.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 2 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Hahaha
Wilkommen auf B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Compo it...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# What?
.
(Catnipppp, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Compo it...
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 2 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# You've done your chips with me now.
Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Great production values on the linked video dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Cool crocodile.
Gay link.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:46, archived)
# I find it very strange that you have not made anything new for this challenge
b3ta.com/challenge/davidicke/

very strange indeed...maybe have a word with Dave Dee and ask him to make something, post monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# What ho!
Is this your cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
# hahaha ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Dave Dees, Dozy, Thick and Kitsch
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
# We have an entire compo running dedicated to mocking one of the leaders of your cult
Does that not suggest to you that b3ta does not want the kind of shit you are slinging?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Waaaait now...
There's shit slinging? Poo party!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Whey!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Fire aft poo-guns!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# I'm gonna shit. I'm gonna party.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Gettin fecal all up in he'e.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Oh a conspiracy nut AND an anti-semite?
Why doesn't that surprise me.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Surely there's some really lovely Jewish Conspiracy Nut somewhere.
He's looking after his Gran right now I bet. Lovely bloke. Oh and he's blogging in a bit about lizards and royalty. Just wrote an idea down he had whilst cooking her tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
# I like a good conspiracy story as much as the next guy
but this chap is truly embarrassing.
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
# They go together like cunt and flaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 2 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
# You really are quite the twat aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Watched the video
Listened to what the anti-semitic Australian had to say.
Wrong.
No.
Bad.
Go away please.
Never again.
kthxbai
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Sat 2 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
# In the year 2525

We will all be greeted at the door by our enhanced pets...



...and then they will kill us all
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Welcome home, Welcome home, you're home again
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Come on in...
and close the door...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Oooooh, Shut that door!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# That pussy is a bit blue?

NSFW?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# This one is
not safe anywhere
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# this is why i don't have pets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# They just shit and piss every where
and cost a fortune to fatten up and it takes a long time before you can cook them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# true
plus tarantulas aren't that tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# are they crunchy?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# I want one!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Then lets take a trip to 'The Island of Doctor Moreau'
Brian Blessed playing Doctor Moreau

I think if he was the doc, all the creations would have giant cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# hehehe...
Gotta run - see ya!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# see you laters sir
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Tried to breed them once
bastard cats kept eating the dragonflies
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# enhanced animals are very dangerous!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# The birds of Sith
even more so
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sat 2 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Wake Up Sheeple!

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# hahahaha :)
and nice tag :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# It's rubbish, but
no more so than any of the rest of my shite...

*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Stop that or I will come and kick you up the arse
Your work is damn good sir :)

In other news, it was no surprise that I ended up by some more books today :D. I have to stop, that is 11 this week alone :S
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# there are times when i love you.
you confuse the fuck out of me, but i still love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# :D
How so, ma'am?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# your pictures often confuse me
perhaps i overthink the imagery, perhaps i just don't "get" it. either way, i still love them and, by association, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# You need a brain like mine
The engine is running, it is just some times the driver gets out and it runs off
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# it's good
to let the handbrake off now and then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# What handbrake???
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# yours is broken
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Never had one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# i think
i should go and rest soon, i only got out of hospital 3 hours ago :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# God, what happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# got rushed in tuesday night
i needed an emergency hernia op, my colon had strangulated itself by pushing its way through this little hernia hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# christ *gentle hugs*
you take care of yourself honey, don't want a poorly smash
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# i'm fine now :)
couldn't wait to get out of there, the food is rank and i was so bored i contemplated gnawing my own feet off. the morphine was nice, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
# mmmmm, heroin
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# heheheh
well, i'm off for a nap. 'bye for now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# bye *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# You should be grateful I didn't post this one, then...
;-)

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# this
should be on the back of the £10 note
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Why am I looking at a photo of my psychiatrist ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Nah, *this* is your psychiatrist...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# that
be a pretty ornamental koi pond
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nice work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
# random cock thread
sorry :)
(whowotme nipple clamps, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Working the mike
I see
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# You!
How's the foot?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Well it started feeling better as the week went on,
as the swelling went down, but now it has started hurting again. There is also what appears to be a valley running along the top of my foot that I am sure wasn't there last sunday....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Eeeek!
Use those Doctors mercilessly to get it sorted, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Meh, too much hassle.
I'll just let it mend awkwardly and have a limp forever :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Hmmmm.....
Not the best plan, perhaps.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Hello sir
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Going cheese shopping!
It gives you dreams like this:



Yourself, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Worn out but very good
Went clothes shopping in Reading, got a damn fine jacket. I need to buy more sheep's cheese, might do tomorrow. I might just have to come cheese shopping with you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
# This is the joint:
www.lafromagerie.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I want to go and turn my body into cheese by eating it all :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# you want to be
the king and queen of cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# I want cheeeeeeeeesseeeeeeeeeeeee :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I'm reading you on this, sir
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I am restraining myself from eating all the goats cheese in one go
French goats cheese is so much better then English goats cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# ^ this, by veritable country mile (kilometer)
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# It isn't so goaty, if you know what I mean, and well worth the price
Please take me cheese shopping, oh god of food knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# goat's cheese with cranberries
lovely tart berries that offset the creaminess of the goat's cheese......
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Ooh yes
I do this a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
# do you grill
the cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Only if it has been bad
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# mmmmmm, naughty cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Usually not
as I tend to eat it for a quick snack but I do recall making a hot dish with filofax pastry.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# grilled is lovely
hot and gooey
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# I will pretty much eat any cheese
Apart from soft vein cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# i hate blue cheese
but apart from that, it's all good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# and smoked cheese, can't eat that damn stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# eeewww
i'd forgotten about smoked cheese :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Curse you Southerners,
with your fancy shops
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
# It's a top place.
Almost worth visiting London for.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I'm sure if you looked, you will find one up north
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Ah yes.
Sheffield: Home of Cheese. Besides, I don't have a car and there's only so far I'll walk to get food.
Luckily I do live close to a fantastic greengrocers.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# not even a choo choo station or a brum brum bus stop near you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Yeah, but I'm not going to travel far just for one shop
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# It is cheese, it is cheese, CHEESE!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Wow
I wouldn't know where to begin in a place like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# And to top it all,
the best butchers in the country is right next door.

/done my butchery course there blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# May have to visit when I am in London
in a couple of weeks.Love Cheese :D

Afternoon all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# this one...
...THIS ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# YBM
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
#
(whowotme nipple clamps, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Mictolink
+
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
#

(whowotme nipple clamps, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Alright then
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Is that Dr Mark Sloane in there?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Yes.
As portrayed by Dick Van Dyke.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# SHITCOCK
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Mmm, sweary

I'll repost this then, it also contains the word cock
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# lmfao
:)
(whowotme nipple clamps, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I just bought some wonderful goat's cheese and sheep's cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Lovely.
I bought a shoulder of lamb which is going to turn into a curry before long.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# First time I have had sheep cheese, damn nice and creamer
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# you could try some :)

(whowotme nipple clamps, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# ok

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# that is one of my most favoritist films in the world ever
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# !

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
# mong-nosh!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# That's no way to talk about Clan Soul
(cos that's him)
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# pff
he is dancing the mong-nosh dance, is he not?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# hahaha, the twat
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# cock
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# for some reason
i just cant stop getting my cock out


(whowotme nipple clamps, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Did someone say Cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 2 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# time to get Ill...
.......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# And now, Faux News presenter (and rabid Neo-Con), Bill O'Reilly


Click for bigger (61 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I detest that guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Because I take my news like my coffee
White and bitter.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# I don't know who this is.
Pretty much my only contact with America is watching the Daily Show
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Find a clip on the tube of youse,
he's funny yet terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# You'll love this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5pK7sK0i4A
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Haha.
I may be a slacker, but I'm not stoned.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# He's the guy
Stephen Colbert is mocking.
(Rogue Sausage, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Then pay more atention
The Daily Show talk about him all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Gah.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Yeah, I had a feeling they did.
But I don't pay enough attention to the names. Or faces apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Don't they play clips of him on the Daily Show all the time?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
# also
check out Charlie Brooker's newswipe on the American Media (might still be on iPlayer somewhere).

He sums up all the freaks pretty well.
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I predict it won't be long
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# I'd lather not
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Eurgh, soap, are you some sort of GIRL
*washes self with fairy liquid*

:) woo
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# hahaha
also woo to the image

fairy liquid? you girl, its Ajax powder and a wire pad for us men...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I'm not falling for this trick a second time!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Looks like a bit of a slippery customer to me.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Prince Harry says
no.
(Rogue Sausage, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I will!
As soon as I have a bath/shower and as long as you are Imperial Leather.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
# soapist!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Oh yeah baby!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Awesome
cheered me up this did :)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Hellzapoppin, Sat 2 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
# & What is that a bar of?

I don't think I have heard of Soap?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# woo!
but i would have preffered it on a rope
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 2 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
[challenge entry] For easy assembly


Click for bigger (41 kb)
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# It appears to have a screw loose
Have a not-worth-own-thread pic.

(filename it)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Oh, come on.
You can Chewbacca than that.
I'm not sure if this works, but I like it and I'm sticking with it
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Pfft.
Learnt from OCD Kenobi
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Obi-Wan Canopy?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# lully as usual
but bindun:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# 'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
# *Fwap Fwap Fwap Fwap*

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# i can see the seams
...oh yeah :P very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# what are the things at the bottom?
bottom of her/his mac or top of boots?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# she has no shoes on
the seam down the back spreads out over the sole of the foot
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
# ah I see
/ac
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# They're cuban heel stockings.
www.legavenuestockings.co.uk/images/9213.jpg

NSFW if your workplace doesn't like you looking at stockinged leggies.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# that's them
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# mmmm delicious stockings
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# That link will be added to favourites.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# *stares*
I see an umbrolly.
.
.
.
.
That's as far as I got.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I have lady wee
in my right brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
# is it struggling with that umbrella?
looks like a good game :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Eh, eh, eh?
Nicely, sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
# but but but, lasange is Italian and bechamel sauce is French...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# But, lasagna contains bechamel sauce
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# What's wrong with besciamella?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I hadn't heard of it,
and had to google to confirm it's exactly the same thing. That's what.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# it's exactly the same thing, but in italian...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# lady bum! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# What's that umbrella doing to her
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# That's no moon...


I do not have a tablet :(
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Juan Pelota?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Que?!
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# YOU'RE RIGHT, IT'S AN ENORMOUS PURPLE SCHLONG
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=565193247676453186
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# That's no CDC :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Touch my balls, that sickens me to my anus
(Captain Boffer, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# TJ Hooker!
This lady rocks:
www.myspace.com/scribbletunes

Oh. Here.

Have a pea:


Ground floor: stationery, perfumes and leather goods.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 2 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

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