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# mmmm chunky!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:46, archived)
# would you recommend
serving with or without brains?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Its up to you!
...it's a suggestion! ;)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:49, archived)
# catnipppppppppppppppppppppppp
ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:49, archived)
# All Fucking Cats Should Fucking Hang, plus I wish I had drugs like you...
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:49, archived)
# holy fuck!
loving the celery!
have a woo!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:49, archived)
# PRESS THE PUREE BUTTON NOW!
Woo!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:54, archived)
# MU HA HA HA HA
I WOULD HAVE MY FIST IN THE CATS ARSE WHILST PUSHING A KITTEN INTO THE ROTATING BLADE, SEE THEM SHIT IN MY VEG PATCH THEN... MU HA HA HA
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:59, archived)
# What do you have against cats?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:00, archived)
# I THINK IT'S OBVIOUS
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:01, archived)
# I think someone needs to not be allowed caffine before driving a computer again.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:03, archived)
# LOST YOUR CAT?
Have a Look under my wheels...
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:04, archived)
# You don't have wheels.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:06, archived)
# MY CAR DOES...
I couldn't even start with all the trouble I've had getting that fluff out from my wheel arches...
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:08, archived)
# I doubt you have a car, but then I doubt you have higher brain function.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:10, archived)
#
You ever seen a cat have rolling boil water tipped over it?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Would you like to have another try at constructing that sentence?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:13, archived)
# he does
on his chair, coz he's speshil.

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:08, archived)
#
Anal
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:10, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:06, archived)
# I've got hold of a second PC and am trying to install Linux on it
do you have any knowledge I can tap?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Which distro?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:30, archived)
# Well
I'm going to get something up to date tomorrow, but tonight I'm just playing with an old Ubuntu 6.10 disk (from 2006). I thought it would be nice if I could format my drive and look around Ubuntu a bit tonight. Booting from the CD takes me to a blank tan-coloured desktop, with a mouse pointer (and after a while it even goes into some kind of screen saving mode), but nothing else.

I have just this minute learnt that ctrl-alt-F1 does something, and on that screen I get regular messages about the CD drive, saying "the drive appears confused". I think possibly the problem is that none of my available CD drives are any good. (I have three spare, this is the oldest, the newest one fucks up loading from CD and a DVD drive doesn't seem to work at all. Stupid second-hand bits.)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:39, archived)
# the ctrl-alt-f# allows you to select your session (ie you can have multiple logins)
When you boot on the live cd it should offer you the option of testing your cd (and by proxy your cd drive) I suggest you try running that diagnostic test, something sounds fucked

the tan background with a pointer and nothing else sounds like it's hanging. Unless it's stuffed up your graphics...try alt+f2 and see if you get a run application box
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:47, archived)
# How do I exit from these sessions
and perhaps return to my crippled desktop?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:49, archived)
# just try all the f numbers and see if you get back to your desktop
if i recall correctly f7 is the default one with the gnome desktop

edit: yep ctrl+alt+f7
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Cool.
Alt+f2 does nothing.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:54, archived)
# ed: soz misread your post...
ok, seems as though gnome hasn't loaded and the startup is hanging...can you move your cursor? is your cursor a traditional arrow or an X?

is the live cd good? If you got a menu (offering to install linux, try it out, test cd, boot from first hdd), you can try testing the cd, if you don't know.

otherwise, it's looking like a hardware/driver problem and tahkcalb probably knows far more than i do.

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:59, archived)
# No, I mean it doesn't bring up a run application box.
alt+ctrl+f2 launches another session like all the rest.

I did actually run the test CD option earlier, and it came out OK, but that was on the previous drive I was trying, which in fact ironically appeared to be no good ("I/O error on device hdb, SQUASHFS error: sb_bread failed reading block..." etc) and wouldn't get as far as a desktop.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 3:02, archived)
# sorry, i misread it and then spend an age editing my post.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 3:03, archived)
# Heh.
Well, I'm going to shut this PC down now and re-arrange my drives in a futile manner. Probably the correct thing to do at this point is give up until tomorrow, but it keeps me entertained.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 3:11, archived)
# Hahaha! Bits box fun and games.
Sounds like BIOS and the drives are mismatching.
Motherboard may have issues with the drive and
or the CD. Might try downloading and burning a
more recent base install disk. But if it got that far
it should have started the installer already...There
maybe a conflicting driver loaded from the older
CD and a newer install CD may avoid that misstep.
From the sounds of it that is the most likely
scenario in your case.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:48, archived)
# A driver loaded where?
I don't think it's got as far as looking at my (brand new) hard drive yet, it does exactly the same thing if I take the HD out.
I might look into updating this relatively ancient CD drive's firmware. Never tried doing that before.

Edit: sorry, re-read what you wrote. Yes, I guess an up-to-date install CD might have a wider range of drivers, and one that works better, even though this CD drive was made in 1999. Perhaps I'll steal it a CD drive from out of my current PC, just to be going on with.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Boot up off the CD usually has a minimal driver loading
via BIOS then starts trying a more advanced driver
once that part is done. It is likely the 2006 CD
is thinks the drive is something it is not. Or/also
trying to do something with other hardware ahead.

edit on edit:
Might be other hardware hitting the wall ahead.
Some motherboards can have odd features that
may conflict before the drivers get happy. New CD
is a good bet. ie. CD drive might not even be the
issue, even though the report says it is. HAHAHA etc.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 3:05, archived)
# this is my humble tribute to dangermouse, because he is awesome.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:39, archived)
# that's the bomb!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:41, archived)
# yes.
yes it is.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:43, archived)
#
I wish I had drugs like you
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:44, archived)
# i wish i had drugs like me
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:47, archived)
# someone set us up the bomb
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:45, archived)
# *sets up*
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:51, archived)
# He's amazing!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:52, archived)
# heheheheh
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:57, archived)
# rawr drag'n
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:32, archived)
# I drew this for smash monkey:

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:33, archived)
# coo
a dragon that isn't chasing the dragon, but smoking something else instead :P
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:34, archived)
# i still love this :)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:40, archived)
# haha! I bet he can't be arsed
to terrorise villages any more...
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:42, archived)
# he can
if there's a bakery nearby
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Puff the Magic Dragon
?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:47, archived)
# lived by the sea...
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:51, archived)
# and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Little jackie paper loved that rascal puff,
and brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. oh...
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Lully :D
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:34, archived)
# dragons!
i'm happy :)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:40, archived)
# very
cute.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Night all
Take care
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:26, archived)
# I like you
but this picture needs more beaks.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:26, archived)
# "Attach Beak & Profit", as the motivational poster above my desk at work says.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:31, archived)
# fuck dude
I seriously need some hot beak action.

can you help me out? I am jonesing for some beak.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Hang on. Let me see what's in my library.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:33, archived)
# this is all I have got.


I don't even know what it is.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Ermmm...
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:38, archived)
# I agree,
beaky limes ftw
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:33, archived)
# now we are talking beaks.
come one you beakless freaks. get your beak on!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:38, archived)
#

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
# yeah! yeah!
strong beaks.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
# How does this one work for you?

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:42, archived)
# :)

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwww!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:44, archived)
# aw...
peace and love:
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
# How queer! ;)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:46, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
# haha!
lovely stuff...
I may steal this for my profile, if I may...
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
# pfft.
30 second shop. floor bird screamed out for it. Do what you will sir!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
# but it's the idea
that makes it, and that's your property. Cheers!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Stop pandering to him.
You do know he is ginger right? ;)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:57, archived)
# yeah, I had heard...
but then some of my best friends are gingers. ;)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Well you are clearly a man who is lacking in taste :P
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:01, archived)
# *adds to the list of insults to be addressed*
;)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:01, archived)
# List of insults?
Come on now, it is the only thing I ever insult you about ;)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:02, archived)
# It's like the fucking bible now ;)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Ooooh!
Reminds me of this:


(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:16, archived)
# oh yes!
that's ace...
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:21, archived)
# oh just wait untill that thing gets turned into drumsticks!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Fuck you captain caveman :(
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
# there's so much irony in that comment
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Is there?
Being American I clearly can't spot it ;)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
# humph.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
# What the fuck has Humphrey Lyttleton got to do with any of this?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
# That's clearly incorrect.
Being an English gent somewhat au fait with the etymology I would suggest that it is 'harrumph!'
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:59, archived)
# May I interject?
There would be no etymology in the classical sense for a word such as humph, harrumph or whatever as it is merely a manifestation, in alphic terms, of a sound, therefore rendering it purely ephemeral. Innit blud.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# surely in its use
as an intransitive verb it has an etymology which is echoic?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Well yes, in theory it would have an etymology
based in onomatapaeic resonance, however, that would of course render it purely subjective, and therefore very difficult to prove wrong. Ya get me rasclart? ;)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:11, archived)
# *lists*
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:14, archived)
# As an act of phatic communication,
it doesn't really matter what sound is made,
the facial expression and intonation is
just as important as the vocalisation,
in terms of meaning.
I think I'm agreeing with you.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Undoubtedly.
It is the attempt to write such words that produces such issues :)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:19, archived)
# you are only considering it as a noun
when it can clearly be used as a verb and therefore not
onomatapaeic.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:26, archived)
# That is may as well be,
but you were the one who brought up the etymology of said word.

The verb would quite patently have derived from the noun. Therefore, your point is moot. ;)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:33, archived)
# moot
just means debatable. That's what I've been doing :P
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:36, archived)
# I was using it in the sense that it was
of no legal significance. So there :P
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:38, archived)
# FUCK!!
there, have another interjection to consider.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Shut up maths boy!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:14, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Don't be sad. You have maths.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:24, archived)
# I heard he is shit at that too ;)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:25, archived)
# that was unnecessary
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Yet still it made me laugh ;)
Sorry fella :D
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:37, archived)
# beak grading: 6.8
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
# These are some fine beaks....


What do you think?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:53, archived)
# boobies!
plus bonus points for derek and clive.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Cheers, they cost me a fortune.
But it was worth it to get Dr Rosenstein ;)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
# BEAKS YOU ASK?!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:41, archived)
# nice one!
lovely feather-work, there.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Blue titted little beaker
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
# I still like this very much.
I won't clutter up the board with my drawings, so just have the link instead...

www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/sketch.html
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
# I'm more of a whore than you though.
Plus I have less birds :(
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Beak an egg . . .
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:41, archived)
# oh man

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:44, archived)
#

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Smokin' !
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Alan Hull fucking win you hunk of loveliness!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
# haha! great...
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Pfft!
There is a Jay who comes to my garden every day. He is most gorgeous :D
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
# they are lovely -
much better than stupid magpies...
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Oh don't/
Those things proper scare me :(
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:57, archived)
# NOW WE'RE MAKING PROGRESS.
OH, THIS IS SIGNIFICANT.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:46, archived)
# vorky bum bum poos done it
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Cardinal Beaker
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
# that is one of those questions
that deserves an answer.
feast.asiaone.com.sg/reviews/restaurants/asian/20060830_001.html
apparently, it's half-way between lunch and tea...
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:26, archived)
# you poor foolish lime
how naive you are.

Night cock ends.



sweet dreams
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:27, archived)
# night night!
and earl, too...
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Liming
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
#

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:42, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:58, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:42, archived)
# he looks like he would go well with some tequila.
and why hasn't catnippppp gazed me? does this mean he likes me? does he think he's not going to get a ruse out of me? I feel so alone.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
# I still feel left out, where is the youtube video that can educate me?
How will I know how not to be led by the government?

WHY WON'T HE WAKE ME UP?!?!?!?!?!

(nice pic)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
# haha!
he'll be doing buckets next...
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:58, archived)
# LOL


Sorry I messed it up before.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:49, archived)
# k
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Fucking awesome!
On Booker T's new album, he has a cover of hey Ya which he is just playing now! WIN :D
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:04, archived)
# (*o*)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
# fuck
it's tomorrow

i go bed
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
# beaks
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Night fella!
Just reading about the new LP too, it features Drive By Truckers and Neil Young. Already ordered :)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Neil Young
is awesome.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
# FUcking true dat!
He is one of the few artists that truly deserves the term legend.

However, The Drive-by Truckers are pretty cool themselves:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3icBcr1_Tw
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
# I'll give it a little listen after Psychic TV.
I guess I'll put on Harvest later too.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Do you use Spotify?
If so, check out Southern Rock Opera on there. It is an ace album
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Last.fm, man. If I want music I use Mediafire.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Fair enough.
Well make sure you check it out. There is a song called The Three Great Alabama Icons which is awesome.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:31, archived)
# I'll give it a go sometime.
Just grabbed After the Gold Rush - so that's up next.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:33, archived)
# mmm...love Neil Young
listened to Live Rust just yesterday...
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Sweet!
You should check The Drive Bys out too. They are massive Neil Young and Lynyrd Skynyrd fans.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:28, archived)
# In that case,
I will! Cheers...
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
# I'll be watching Star Trek movie
tonight ;)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Oooooh!
Good copy? Feel free to upload it ;)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:33, archived)
# not seen it yet of course.
It's a cam but screens look 'ok' for a cam. No idea what the sound is like. ETA about 4 mins on the ftp
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Sweet.
I have never been a Trek fan at all, but what I have seen of this really makes me wanna see it.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Neil young is a god........
And comming to Nottingham in June.....
And I couldn't afford the £50 ticket because I'd just spent my money on a different concert...... bugger....
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Now that was silly wasn't it!
What was the other gig? I hope it was almost worth it?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Almost ..... maybe......
"Zappa plays Zappa" also in June.... but got to travel to Birmingham...
But given the choice again it would have to be Neil....
Just bought the other ticket a week before I found out about Young..!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Is that Ahmed?
I have heard he is pretty ace. I saw The Zappatistas a few years back, and they were stunning!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Dwezil or however you spell his name..... his son....
I'v seen the Zappatistas a couple of times ...
They were excellent....
But I'm hoping for a lot more from his son ...
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
# night night
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Bah!

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:11, archived)
# 'night you
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:11, archived)
# He's still going!?
Blimey, I must buy that. I fecking adore his stuff and play it a lot.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Aye,
he seems on top form too!

Some nice guests on the new album too :)

b3ta.com/board/9433028
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Neil Young and Booker T on same album sounds odd
I am due to order my next batch of stuff this weekend so shall add that.
My shops stock DVDs and stuff now and I put in my personal muscis order with it and the company pays :)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Ha!
Sweet! From listening to the cover of Hey Ya, I think it is gonna really work on the album. *crosses fingers*
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Bloody Amazon is out of stock
So I shall have to wait.
(If I order it from anywhere else I will have to pay).
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:22, archived)
# You could always download it for free from one of those hooky sites
until you get the real thing :)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:30, archived)
# sounds way cool!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
# LOL
Hello Dutchbird. How is /talk?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:50, archived)
# eh?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:52, archived)
# doing anything sepecial for your b3taday tomorrow?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Blimey
I'll probably shit treacle
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
# i don't want any dessert round yours then
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:55, archived)
# I have had dessert at Dutchbird's house once. It was a chocolate fountain.
True story. Not even a euphemism.

Well, a bit of a euphemism.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:56, archived)
# which hepititis did you contract? B or C?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# hepatitis XXX
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# ah, australian blood-poisoning
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
# beaks
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Hepatitis W.
They call it "The Dutch Custard".
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Have you seen my fez?
I've looked thorugh my box of hats and it's not in there
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Everything in my big bag of hats is obscured by the enormous Jeff Lynn wig.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:06, archived)
# eyethangyou
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
# There's a woman on the television who set her kitchen on fire cooking in her sleep.
She looks like the sort of woman that would do that.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
# would you trust her
to choose a holiday destination for you?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
# It would probably be Melton Mowbray.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
# I am holidaying in Cool Town this year
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
# There's no return tickets.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:21, archived)
# suits me
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:25, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Hang on. I have been being creative.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
# I don't know what is happy about it
she has broken the Internet on more than one occasion.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
# She weighs 333lbs.
The woman that cooks in her sleep, that is.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
# 333lbs
that sounds lucky for some reason.

except for her kitchen that is.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
# And her husband.
She was banging on about being "66 years old and I can't take being this size any more", to which the only honest answer you can give is, "in all honesty, you're a little lucky to have made it to that age".
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:22, archived)
# HUP!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Hup! Holland! Hup!
Laat de leeuw niet in z'n hempje staan!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
# "Z'n", hmm?
Couldn't have put it better myself.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
# as in
zijn
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Are you shitting treacle yet?
*readies bowl*
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Oh sorry I thought thats where you hung out now
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
# it's like a special talk that not quite as full of cunts
but just as pointless
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:55, archived)
# I resent that remark
it's brimming with minges
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
# i've registered
i've even posted a couple of times
i just can't see the point
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Secret insider website. Tell no one.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
# it's
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Don't tell anyone, Micktoes.
It's super secret.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
# I got shouted off by Pedantichrist
of all people but it's nice to see old faces names sometimes.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:04, archived)
# meh
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:06, archived)
# *ticklewickle*
to be fair we have not even mentioned beaks once.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
# you're talking about something different
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 6:33, archived)
# indeed
Nothing like being hypocritical to achieve exclusivism.
Boring cunts.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Yeah.. what?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
# anyone who does something slightly wrong on the board is from TALK
DUHHRRM MNNGGHHH
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
# You remember that time and how we all it's pretty a good post but I had to stop for dinner.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:56, archived)
# it been a dog?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# No, I actually thought thats where all the old school B3tans hung out.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:57, archived)
# talk's for massive noob cunts
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
# My statement still stands.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
# is is our destiny :(((((((
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Not necessarily;
I did the opposite. Noobed on /talk and now I live here.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Nice gif.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Twitter God is angry



(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Fucking hell, I am still top of the stats page O_o
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I thought that was your aim
and why you often reply to your own posts.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:55, archived)
# no, Nope
That is just me talking to myself
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:56, archived)
# I just snuck on
with 'haha...' as my random quote. Great.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Mine is no better
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I am rather worried about what appears to be my response to you....
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
# you what now?!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
#
"needs more clansoul head shopped on it"
"That thurr sure is purdy!"
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Arf
There is always danger of that.
Either use your "haha"s sparingly in the subject line or don't post enough to feature on the stats page.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
# haha...
I try to be sparing, but I just can't help myself...
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Could be worse.
Mine makes me look like a massive geek.
Who am I kidding, I am a massive geek.
edit: fuck, I'm living in the past. Today's quote is just dull.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
# oh, yeah!
it's just changed. Mine's another haha... Damn.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
# good stuff
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:55, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:57, archived)
# #lol
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# You put it in the wrong bit, dude
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
# oopth
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:11, archived)
# :)
you're so odd - love it.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# How can you not love Deks?!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
# :P No one, knoooooooooooows
And I realize you're mine, Indeed a fool of mine...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aBY9KhBkec
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Yeah!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:57, archived)
# WASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPY!!!!!
you cunt
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Micto you nonce
rarely do our streams cross these days
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
# indeed
i still love my absolutely discs
and think of your crotch fondly
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
# both are things to marvel at.
although now I have a real absolutely box set
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Waspy!
*swoons*
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:11, archived)
# *fingers puppy*
erm, I mean

Ma'am!

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:12, archived)
# *swoons again*
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
# I'm not used to being up this late
it excites me

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:21, archived)
# I ordered pizza
this isnt pizza is it
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:57, archived)
# haha...
that's pretty good.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Like that goof has anything to do with something as nice as kittens!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Its Austrailia times Austrailia
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:49, archived)
# I'm not sure what's real and what isn't.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Its all really tiny numbers.
I saw them, but then I looked closer and they were gone.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Oz seems a bit muddled up there :)
Woo!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:51, archived)
# OHNO
I forgot the platypus :(:(
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Give them a pair of wings whilst your at it
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:57, archived)
# australian to the max!
bonza, bruce!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:51, archived)
# FLOOFY BARRACUDA
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Awww
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Crikey! Those kangas will hump anything
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# i need sleep
I couldn't tell what was wrong

Here is a cat skateboarding
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
# I'm a bit obsessed with Mao

at the moment...I'm reading his biography.
Hitler gets too much attention - everyone knows Mao won at killing.
Feel free to repost any Mao-themed fun.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:44, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:45, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Is he eating Green Onions?
LOL! GET TO THE TV!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:46, archived)
# it's recording
i'm off to bed very shortly
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Consider yourself pardoned :)
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:49, archived)
# PLEDICARABLE ESPONSE!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Nice :D
I am currently reading a Biography of Ozzy Osbourne and The Bluest Eye by Toni Morrison.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:45, archived)
# excellent!
the bluest eye is heavy and sad, but so poetic...
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Aye, I am only a couple of dozen pages in,
and loving it already. I have Love to read when I am finished.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:49, archived)
# LOLMAO
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:45, archived)
# LOLBURGERZ
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Haha, aw I wish I had a mao related thing to repost
I went to his house last year. There is an entrance fee which almost made me rofl right there in the street.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:46, archived)
# He was being 'restored'
when I tried to see him in Beijing. Apparently they send him to Russia occasionally...
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Well they're experts at displaying dead people
Waxwork-like Lenin is one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
# I've only seen Ho Chi Min
- he looked extremely freaky.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:50, archived)
# hahaha :)
Good old Mao, does it come with a free little red book?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Yes!
I've got one in the loo - good toilet reading.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
# ah, the lesser known 5 year toliet plan
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:49, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:50, archived)
# It's amazing how nutters and murderers can make sense when they are writing succinctly
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:51, archived)
# hello!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Hello Bleep!
Are we going for a record.
Three hellos in 5 minutes!
I hope you are full of wellness and musics :)
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# yeah
I auditioned for being still with-it last weekend, by playing records to a cow orker.

I blew his brains of course. I now need a venue. Still got it!

*wheezes*
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
# We also rocked that middle-aged raving thing a couple of weeks ago.
And, lordy o'reilly. MARMITE JAR.

What a band.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
# I gave up for about 2 years
then was enticed back by a mate on the promise I could "play what I wanted".
Now I have a regular outdoors summer gig on a Saturday night which is ace. This means I won't get stale/bored.
I don't think you lose it, it's just nice to do it occasionally.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
# it is a wonderful feeling to know that you have hours of music that noone has ever heard.
like 100% of Gibbon says, we went to a Rave the other weekend.

Still got it.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:12, archived)
# It is
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:21, archived)
# yes - some of what he says is very quotable
'a revolution is not a dinner party' is my favourite.
He's right, you know.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I think that could be slotted into replies on here
and make complete sense.
I plan to start soon.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
# WE DON'T HAVE TO BREED!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:47, archived)
# please shop a handpump onto the guy on the left
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
# DONE

(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:50, archived)
# I love how the guy on the left is flicking the end of JCVD's dick
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
# me 2
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# oh yes!!!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
# I actually remember owning volume one of all this
being old, on tape
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:56, archived)
# an heirloom!
:)
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Amazingly stolen by a teenage love interest
such is life
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
# ah, yes - I've often
wondered if the number of books and record belonging to other people that I have
balances the number of my own that have disappeared over the years. I suspect it does...
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:12, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha!
brill : D
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:33, archived)
# LOL
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:40, archived)
# i really like you
will you be my friend?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:41, archived)
# What's this
all decided to come over from another site and be silly?
Hello bleep.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
# oooh are we up here now?
hello. yes. this is an official invasion.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:44, archived)
# "you'll never leave"
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Things I have learnt this evening.
1. You don't to put spaces in the bit of the message box that you don't want to use any more.

To be continued.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:46, archived)
# really?
fuck
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
# oooh
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:50, archived)
# That's the good shit.
Does it, you know, mean anything?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Apart from "whatever you want it to", obviously.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:55, archived)
# yes
it was my first picture post on b3ta and it was a competition entry.

I believe that it is the 'healing mountain of treacle'. I think that the competition was for the most sickly cute thing you could think of.

So..you know. Treacle/elephants. That sort of thing.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Right ho.
All that shit.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
# LIES!
I was just forced to enter a space in the message window.

This is just like the progrom :(
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
# We have tinfoil hats and are not afraid
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:47, archived)
# That's nice
OK if I keep fingering this puppy?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
# You two know better than this.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:47, archived)
# no they don't
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
# They should. They both have front pages and everything.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:50, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:51, archived)
# None of that means that we know any better about anything.
I mean, look at that picture up there.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Good lord, it's the past!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:42, archived)
# are you saying she's past it?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Damn straight, she is.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:46, archived)
# fuck off
arsewipe
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:47, archived)
# how's the fez worknig out for you
last i saw, it was on bongo's head
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Tch-pah.
I've got two, now.

(One of them was Bongo's - I'll bet a pound to a penny that he shows up on here complaining about the fact that I've still got it)
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:51, archived)
# two?
one for your little head?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I was looking for that in my box of stolen hats today
I've got a bolar, a top hat and a couple of pork pie hats. CAn't find the fez though
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:55, archived)
# you haven't got a 3ft wide sombrero though, HAVE YOU?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:57, archived)
# I did have
I think I lost it in the toilet in bar 335. I lost my parrot too.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
# So, I have got it then.
Oh, man. I meant to tell you, actually. I downloaded 16gb of Mame ROMs. It was not in any way a complete waste of time.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
# oh dear
she's pissed
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:42, archived)
# that's written slander
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:45, archived)
# libel, then
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:46, archived)
# no, really
it's written slander

(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Did a poop in your cup.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
#
#wank
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Put a donk on it
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
# hmmmm
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:44, archived)
# let's harmonise
*hmmmmmmm*
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:46, archived)
# lets not reply to anymore of these cunts posts
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
# they're allowed to be cunts
they're oldschool
or something, definitely 'old' anyway
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:49, archived)
# ahhhh i see,cunts
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:50, archived)
# BULLY ALERT
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:50, archived)
# I am still a cunt
*basks*
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:51, archived)
# oh, is this the gay shift?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Not till midnight officially
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Ah right, I'm never here for it
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Do a dance
OR
run and make engine noises.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Pooped in your sink.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Stop pooping
OR
See a doctor to stop the pooping
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Pooped on the doctor.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:47, archived)
# FUEL,BLOODY FUEL!!!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Angry man must be stopped.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Nice leash on life !
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
# HELLO WASTELANDER.
CARE TO TRADE?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:46, archived)
# only if you take me to the place where i can find my FUEL BLOODY FUEL!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
# When I used to have bleached
hair I used to point to the out growth shouting "roots, bloody roots."

Odd as I never like Soulfly/spultura
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:51, archived)
# subconsciously you did
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:52, archived)
# so...
how do you post a picture on here?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:37, archived)
#
#picture url#_post_pikcha
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Now, that doesn't make any sense at all.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
# oops
I missed out

#post/
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
# I like you
will yoube my friend?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Tough love?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:41, archived)
# chatty chatty
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:42, archived)
# this is you
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
# use a first class stamp
or read the FAQ
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
#
#ha+ha+ha!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Haven't a clue anymore, I will be a cunt and paste this unwanted gaz from
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P0OaWjv--U&feature=related
(Catnipppp, Fri 8 May, 15:30, ignore, delete, archive, reply)

Sent To Catnipppp:

re: .
Seriously, get a fucking life mate; you are getting carried away in a world of shadows and echos
( Jahled -¦supersonic gerbil extraordinaire¦-, Fri 8 May, 22:52, reply)
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:40, archived)
# I got that one too
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Here's mine :)
re: .
whoops, so sorry, i meant to send you one

www.chycho.com/?q=Chemtrails

thanks
(Catnipppp, Fri 8 May, 18:09, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
in reply to:
Sent To Catnipppp:

@ re: .
Well hello there Catnipppp.

Why did you just send this to me? I watched it last night....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! I FUCKING LOVE MAGNETS!, Fri 8 May, 16:56)
in reply to:
@ .
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P0OaWjv--U&feature=related
(Catnipppp, Fri 8 May, 15:23)
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:42, archived)
# It's simply a bit boring
life is actually more real than what you prescribe to on the internet and link without end as if anybody else is fucking interested

what a fucking tosser
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Hear hear :)
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:51, archived)
# I received the gaz and link too
My attitude towards him has changed. I now feel quite sorry for him.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Like this.

If you're serious the faq linked at the top of the page will tell you.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Grasp firmly between thumb and forefinger, beside dotted line
and pull
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:41, archived)
# oi oi
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:42, archived)
# *salutes*
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Who's hungry?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
# no,pear bear
yay
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
# I DON'T EAT BEARS BUT I SOMETIMES EAT PEARS.
Awesome, Todd.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
# How do you feel about gummibears?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
# I feel dangerous.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Microwave dangerous or Sherly Bassy dangerous?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Helicopter.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Beep/
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Whelk danger.
Beware: anti-library tracks.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Do they come in pear flavour?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Do YOU come in pear flavour if you've been eating enough of them?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Apparently pineapple works.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
# TRUFAX
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
# I read recently
that Jaffa cakes have a similar effect but still can't bring myself to find out first hand.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:36, archived)
# I was involved in some half-arsed experiments with pineapple.
I'm glad to say I wasn't the taster.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Ask Mr Pineapple.
He's always up for that.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
#
#bear
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
#
#pear
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
#
#Germaine+Greer
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
#
#Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
#
#horses
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:19, archived)
#
#cunts
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
#
#shunt
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
#
#gunt
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
#
#abraham
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
#
#goose
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
#
#chedda
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
#
#aahahaa
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:24, archived)
#
#Richard+Madeley+and+Judy+Finnigan's+show+on+digital+channel+Watch+is+to+end+six+months+early,+after+they+admitted+they+"couldn't+get+this+one+to+fly".
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
#
#.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:27, archived)
#
#minge+tickler
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
#
#xavier
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
#
#Charles
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
#
#wolverine

#snikt
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
#
#mangos+shoved+right+up+his+arse
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Dekionplexis:
Search bot.

Thank you, search bot.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
#
#brie
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
#
#gizzum
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
#
#sheeple
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:24, archived)
#
#new+world+order
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
# I want to eat it
nicely done :)

Just looking at my stat counter log for my blog and my ex is still checking on me
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
# that desrves an
awwwwww
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
# PEAR + EARS = BEARPEARS
!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:19, archived)
#
#bloop
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
# haha
no wonder the b3ta server is on its last legs
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
# :P
#legs
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
# It's all gone a bit pear shaped
but in a nice way

Anyway, I'm off for now. Be cool peoples.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
# see you later mate
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
# SAY GOODBYE TO ME TOO.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
# GOODBYE TITSAUCER
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
# :D
Bye, Mediocre!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:36, archived)
# it's cold evil eyes are staring at me
HAHA

I like that.

Staring

O_O

:D
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Have you seen the new neighbours?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
# heh
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Would,would,have,would,would,would,would,have..
would,would,would,have,would,might,would,have,would,would,would.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
# You did the wallaby?
How was it?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Suprisingly Loose.
Edit: You'll notice I drew the line at the Parakeet, thats just fucking sick.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
#
#neighbours
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
# for goodness sake
I heard Harold left again
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
# it am rameses tiem!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Pharoah'nuff
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] It hadn't bindun half an hour ago when I checked...
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Heh

spliff jodekoek
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
# I wanna read hitlers
twitter, especially near the end of his career.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
# #die Jew
#made lasagne

why is #made a hyperlink?

IT'S THE FOOCHA!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
# De foocha is here, innit
cr3 brought it here while he was out buying dinner. He had sardines.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Cr3 sleeps with his eye open.
FAKT
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Motherfucker has like 35 goddamn dicks
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
#
#motherfucker
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Happy to be in that list too
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:27, archived)
#
#i've had her
ah, a limitation
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
#
#"I've had her"
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Nope
#I've+had+her
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Hey presto
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
# AHA
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
# waa?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
# i want to search for a phrase
i don't care that it doesn't work, the 'search' link is only up there /\
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
#
#search
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:05, archived)
# hmmmm
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
#
#orangina
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
#
#kia ora

#crow
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
#
#doober
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:10, archived)
#
#tutu
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:11, archived)
# :D fuck yeah.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
#
#lol
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Ooh!
#tittyfingers
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
# @tung?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Que?
#donkey+pron
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
#
#hung like a spainiard
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:10, archived)
#
#shitty+knickers
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:11, archived)
#
#+=+
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:12, archived)
#
#deks
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
#
#specs
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Good to see my name there

(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
# You provide 29% of b3tas donkey pron.
Put it on your CV.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
# early flight 2 argentina tomoz, night twitterers! heil!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Twitler was the only thing I could think of
must have been done?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Haven't seen it
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Anne Frank - Much better than whatever the alternative is.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Arf!
You didn't check hard though ;)
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Uh ohhhhh, watch out, Anne!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Having a beer on Dam Square with a mate
He wondered why it took the Germans so long to find her - "there's signs to her house all over the fucking city".
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:10, archived)
# hehe.
What checking algorithm did you use? ;)
It's the most bindun of all the subjects by my recollection ( well maybe the 'very witty' Stephen Fry images might beat it.)
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
# .
The "Check the first two popular pages and decide that'll do" algorithm?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Blimey
watched the final episode of the BBC dramatisation a couple of hours ago. Mrs Box was in floods.

I probably shouldn't have been licking her out during it.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Loving this series sir :D
How do?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
# pretty good ta
this is the last of the series

back to sexy chicks now :)
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Heh

Not that I particularly wanted you to, but did you also make a version with my pic?
Just wondering.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:56, archived)
# i wouldn't have done it justice
the character was all in the decay, and i haven't got the patience for that
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Fair enough
Back to the lasses then
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Nooooooooooo :(
I want more now!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
# there's only one pic left in my 'cinema sources' folder
and i'm not doing it cos it'll be too hard

but there are loads of sexy chicks in my 'sexy chicks' folder
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Fine :(
Just as long as you post the sources ;)
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Ice hot?
What kind of crap is that? I want my sauces flaming hot!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Thats some ring sting business right there...

/yoghurtontheringpieceblog
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:11, archived)
# I still have 4 bottles of mental hot sauce from St Lucia sat here.
I haven't had the guts to try them yet....
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Niiiiiiice
*licks*
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Tasty
loving those stars :)
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
# i nearly forgot to put the fuckers in!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
# these are ace
=)
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
# cheers
i love your bunnies too
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I agree
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
# fabbylous
*click*

Big fan of the deco, me.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Wow.

(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Brillyfab as ever.


(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Superb
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
# sweet jesus your a bit good at these
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
# it's only tracing :)
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Whatever it is
it works. /relurks
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:24, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
# MMM That's great.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Loving your latest stuff of late......
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
# 'ning
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
# holy shit, perspective!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:47, archived)
# The big version should have the CDC, not the thumbnail.
WY!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:47, archived)
# it was an after thought
speshully for this place
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
# HAMAZING
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
# fab, again
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
# yes
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
# seconded
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Eye see what you did there
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
# whoa!
super depth of field and things
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Wonderful!



(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
# I'm back :)

Had a lovely time in Glasgow, went to The Necropolis, up
The Cobbler in the driving rain, couldn't even see the top
let alone get to it, got entirely soaked, lost, thought I was
going to die, in the rain, on my own, in a hole, WITH AN OWL,
made it back okay, wrung myself out, decided not to go to
Loch Lomond, went to the Kelvingrove Art Gallery & Museum
(including Doctor Who Exhibition), Glasgow Gallery of Modern
Art
, an excellent curry house, and the Hunterian Museum and
gallery.
200 photies
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
# lolwurdz

And yay for moving buildings :)
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
# OH NOES, catnipppp will see that and think it is real
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
# It's realer than some of the things he comes up with
;)
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I am enjoying making him think I want to believe all that shite
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Personally, I don't think he'll fall for it
but if you do manage to convince him, we'd all be awed by his new layer of stupidity ;)
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
# So far it is working :)
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Profit!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
# nice recoil
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:44, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Superman!!!
*shakes angry Italian fist*
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
# i wonder has anyone ever taken a photo so it looks like they are trying to push the tower up straight
hahahahahaha imagine that
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Ah, so that's where Berlusconi hid his secret viagra stash!

/predictable reply #3
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Hey, why did that turn into a link?

Neeaaat

/edit:
#mediocre
Oh, cr3, with these autolinks you're really spoiling us
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
#
#dunno


#marvellous easy search link thingy
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
#
#sexpiss
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
#
#BUTTS


edit: haha i say butts a lot
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
# AHHHHHHH
I imagine they make the some sort of monotone computer generated laugh noise.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
# They guffaw the legacy of generations
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:43, archived)
# HA.
HA.

HA.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:44, archived)
# AHH. ahh. AHH. ahh. AHH...
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
# YES!
Were you thinking about the wobbling inflatable clown voice box from Day Of The Tentacle?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
# WELL I AM NOW!! >:(
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
# ARARARARAR!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
# I approve of this
I went to uni in Glasgow, and I fuckin loved it.

Kelvingrove and the Modern Art Museum are especially lovely.

I remember when the modern art place was the library. I spent a lot of time there.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
# There's an LGBT exhibition there at the moment
Serious cockage. And a fleshlight/dildo tree. Check it out.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
# was the Dr Who exhibition any good?
or was it lots of 'this is a TARDIS, this is a Dalek, and by the way, the Doctor comes from Glesca' stuff?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:44, archived)
# It was a bit pish
Everything was from the new series, a reconstruction, and you had to pay £7.50.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:47, archived)
# See, I remember the old one at Blackpool
now THAT was an exhibition.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
# fuck I remember that
it was epic!

why, you could walk through the whole of it in about 30 seconds :)
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Woo!!!
Fuck the history, what did you have in the curry house?

/IdidBenNevistheotherweekblog :P
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Bastid!
I don't know what it was, I'll have to ask the guy that ordered for us ;)
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:43, archived)
# I had a to take a group of German architects around the zoo this afternoon
looking at all the listed buildings, one of whom muttered something about a seriously huge fountain in Glasgow or Edinburgh; I forgot which, I was simply nodding at the stage
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Edinburgh is fucking beautiful.
Glasgow I have never been to.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Do it
It is also very good. Don't stay at the Buchanan though, it's balls.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Oddly enough
I *have* stayed at the Buchanan. Twice. I liked it, and it is very handy for the shops.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Cold
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
# I spent 4 years in each city, and each has it's good points
Edinburgh : nice to look at, small enough to walk around, but bloody windy
Glasgow : very lively, good clubs/music, but has a big fuck off motorway down the middle.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
# I like graveyards like that
I am listen to Patrick Stewart reading Peter and the Wolf
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Good to have you back :)
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Awww, you sweetie x
:)
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
# I don't need to see 200 photos.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Don't look at them then
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Fuck off you cunt.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Sorry, this is what I meant to say.
Typo.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
# I understand,
the keys are so close to each other ;)
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
# It's these fat fingers.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Freedom of choice? Freedom of choice?
I put them there if someone did, not to demand they be looked at.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
# And may I say sir,
some nice pics there too.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Thanky :)
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
# I fart in your general direction...

(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Few people need to see that

Personally, I didn't need to see that reply.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
# It's just a shame you weren't given a choice about the reply
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
# An interesting observation
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Fafafafafafafaaaaaa
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:43, archived)
# ZOOM! BY THE BEARD OF THE GOAT OF ZEUS THIS IS FAST! BRRRrrRRRrr.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
# AH FUCK!
IT IS KIDNAPPING YOU! EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
# CHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGGACHUGTRUNDLETRUNDLECHUG ETC
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
# When I read the top
I thought you were writing a 'screamo' song. :]
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
# hahaha
Its the new song, Beard Of The Goat Of Zeus. From the album Blood Daemon Flame Sword by Daemon Death Scream Annihilation.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Is it Monkey?
He is ridin' onna magic cloud.

Weeeeeeeeeeees!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
# FAST MAN, NOT MONKEY.
MAKE ENGINE NOISES.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:43, archived)
# brum brum
brum
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
# YEAH!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Hahaha
I used to imagine that my bed was flying with me lying in it all the time when I was young. Still do it occasionally. This made me think of that.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
# I often dreamed of floating and flying when I was younger.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:44, archived)
# *fly fives*
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
# *barrel rolls*
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
# *falls out of bed*
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
# I dreamt that I was flying a giant mecha version of Will Self.
Does that count?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Sorry, no.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
# GO FASST


LEGS BE SMOKED
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
# yeah Tales, you cunt
Sonic shagged him anyway, the paedo
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
# sweet :D
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
# ASSIGNMENT: RUN FAST, MAKE ENGINE NOISES
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Erm.


(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
# MAKE MORE ENGINE NOISES.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:43, archived)
# VRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM



(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
# YEAH!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Bllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaathhhrfffffffffffffffghmm
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
# YEAH.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
# happy muthas day mutha fuckers!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Does it have his version of
Your mother's got a penis?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:29, archived)
# The use of elipse and rectangle make a perfect eyepatch shape.
Kudos Mr Goatsy!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Now it all makes sense...
Ronan is indeed Somalian.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
# MOTHERFUCKERS DAY
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
# quality
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Stab him in his cunty canzer roid mouth
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Silly Ronan!
Wrong kind of patch for quitting smoking!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
# I like colours


Click for (my) desktop sized.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Simple and nice
My second enthusiastic thumbs up of the evening.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
# like a beautiful game of
google crazy golf.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Oh, thank god, you made this

Thought I bumped my head into the monitor again
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
# splurgle
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
# That, or we're all going to play online twister

How are you mister?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Left foot purple!
I'm a bit achey right now

you?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I'm alright

How did your foot get purple? Is it a visited link foot?
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:29, archived)
# it's a bunch of circles
seriously though, it's a bunch of circles
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
# miniminiminimalism
there's a movement in there somewhere
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
# oh damn i forgot one of the circles
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
# this is beautiful
Thank you.

Seriously, I just love colour patterns like this. I think I might have borderline autistic tendencies.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Bear!
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
# *BEAR*
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Just grin and bear it.
Oh wait he already did.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
# I can't seez no numberz, I iz colouredz blindz O_o
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:26, archived)
# The surface of the moon
in the 60s... except TV was black and white so it didn't look as hip as this, daddy-o.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Excellent stuff!




(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Too many green ones do it again I dont like it :(
Its lovely really.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Am I thick?
I don't get it.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
# There's nothing to get
it's just a pattern of colours. I like colours.
(, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

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