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# Cadburys commissions Bill o'relly draw their character.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:35, archived)
# What?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:39, archived)
# I want a curly wurly.
CURLY WURLY, DO YOU WANT A CURLY WURLY?

Nice! :)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:39, archived)
# i'm rissing like a mother fucker here
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:53, archived)
# how exactly do those who fuck moms RIS?
does it need a lot of cleaning up?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 6:53, archived)
# He pours milk on his yellow wellies
I would not buy this product
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:55, archived)
# That's not milk
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:09, archived)
# I would buy this product
I would not wear the yellow wellies under any circumstances whatsoever
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:38, archived)
# Needs more falafel.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:55, archived)
# Everything needs more falafel
everything ever
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:57, archived)
# im having falafel for lunch
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:04, archived)
# You eat your bath toys?
Madness.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:08, archived)
# no i don't use my fried chickpea patties in the bath.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:15, archived)
# You don't put soap on it and rub it between your thighs?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:21, archived)
# no but if someone special wanted me to I would...
I just googled wtf you've been banging on about...Bill O'Reilly is such a dickhead.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:34, archived)
# Yes, yes he is.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:40, archived)
# chalk 1 up for "huH?"...
...and 0 for "YES!"
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:00, archived)
# pfft.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:05, archived)
# C'mon... so fluffy...

Resistance is futile.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:15, archived)
# First post, woo!
Oh go on then, he/she is fairly fluffy
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:23, archived)
# You have wasted your first post quite badly
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:28, archived)
# Meh
We all know cyborg squirrels are the future, and I got bored of lurking. Like the strange kitteh thing in ur profile btw
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:29, archived)
# Cyborg squirrels are the future, you are correct
Also I encourage you to delurk more often.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:36, archived)
# Unfortunately not
I'm not sure what sport that is and I also just got back from the pub about an hour ago so i'm in useless drunk mode
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:37, archived)
# Personally, I find life is too short for sport. Basketball I believe.
I've promised to supply somebody with said garment in return for rough sex, looks like it's back to wanking with sandpaper.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:42, archived)
# Haha
Seems like a fair exchange, I like football, but I support the mighty Derby County anyway so its not so much sport as torture.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:44, archived)
# Your further posts have not been wasted. WOO!
Football is shit BTW. Stop watching shit and start drawing and stuff.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:50, archived)
# I'm trying to find the time to develop some skill
but uni work keeps getting in the way, and i have to get a job in a couple of weeks :(.

Sleepeh tiems, night night b3ta
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:52, archived)
# i did a silly thing.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:51, archived)
# lol
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:58, archived)
# A THROBBING ROCKET!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 2:07, archived)
# A PHALLIC THROBBER!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 2:08, archived)
# A THRUSTING SKY PENIS PENETRATING GAIAS SOFT FLUID ENVELOPE
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 2:33, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 2:42, archived)
# that makes me so wet
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 2:42, archived)
# me too
hang on;
no, i've pissed
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 2:50, archived)
# WITH ELECTRIC GLANS
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 2:46, archived)
# AND HYDRAULIC RAMS
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 2:48, archived)
# AND BALLS LIKE ZORBS BUT THE SIZE OF BELGIUM
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 2:52, archived)
# this'll do...
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 2:47, archived)
# That never happened
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 7:54, archived)
# where the fuck is Mofaha -- he started this shit!! :D

(, Sun 10 May 2009, 2:37, archived)
# he looks like he left his ass on mars
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 2:39, archived)
# kill it
kill it kill it kill it kill it
kill it kill it kill it kill it
kill it
kill it
kill it kill it kill it kill it
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 2:40, archived)
# so you're saying "FREE IT, and GIVE IT MONEY"
?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 2:41, archived)
# crikey
you're good. how much do i owe you?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 2:44, archived)
# $0.27
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 2:56, archived)
# *rummages around back of sofa*
four pence and a small, broken action figure. fluff. hairy sweet.
will that do?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:01, archived)
# all my dreams come true!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:05, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 2:44, archived)
# frighteningly cool! i saw that last gayshift, but I was in lurk mode
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 2:46, archived)
# ditto
ditto
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 2:49, archived)
# Going to have to start tarting these up more.
Looks too real without something more. Might start
getting complaints about posting unshopped video. LOL
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:05, archived)
# word
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:15, archived)
# or you could just cut down to 4 frames
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:16, archived)
# NYAHNYAHNYAHNYAHNYAHNYAHNYAH
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:22, archived)
# Or just do it flippy style and save serious amounts of time. [/;-D
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:28, archived)
# AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:18, archived)
# Fucking smooth. This one worked out fairly well except for the hair near the ears.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:26, archived)
# wow. I like how the tweens stayed nice and crisp
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:43, archived)
# Hair is a pain if it is too asymmetric. Can still be fun to try anyway.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:52, archived)
# what?
what kind of odd luminance witchcraft is this?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:54, archived)
# Heavy banding at 128 colours, yes.
Should have knocked it down a bit before
I did that perhaps. But was a good source
image with the hair issue I had on hand to
make a quick one to illustrate the problem.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:04, archived)
# I can imagine this being read by Alan Bennett
with a cup of tea and a tanktop
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:30, archived)
# Haha! Indeed. Gibberish is my first language.
May even be called my only form of communication.
If one accepts the arguments of my critics and detractors.
*dunks biscuit and smirks*
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:37, archived)
# WOOOOOOOW!...
...too cool... way too cool!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:58, archived)
# this works well
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:51, archived)
# keep dah fahmers fahmin...
...sell weed on da westside!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 2:53, archived)
# true nuff
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 2:58, archived)
# He should get that looked at
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 4:37, archived)
# PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN
YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO COMPLY
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:14, archived)
# It happens a lot, I gather...
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] WTF
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
# please wank
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
# haha
didn't see that at first. i thought you were giving instructions
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:12, archived)
# have a cdc...
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
# amazing norks!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:23, archived)
# don't get me started...
...*drools*!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
# I would love to see the reaction if you posted this during the straightshift
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:07, archived)
# FAIL! NSFW! NINGLES! COMPLAINTS!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:16, archived)
# probably a carefully made picture, in accordance with the faq size guidelines
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1241918298/epicFAIL1.gif"

(ed: linked because it's a fail image that doesn't need to be here, also it's kinda flashy, not spacky, but a little irritating)

which clearly isn't rude or nasty to a fellow boarder.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 2:19, archived)
# ha...
...i like that!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 2:48, archived)
# 409 604 bytes = 400.003906 kilobytes
I WANT MY .003906 KILOBYTES BACK OR I'LL MAKE A PICTURE OF A BATTENBURG LOLCOPTER OR SUMP'N OR HUGS OR GLOMPS OR CALLCENTRE WOES
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:04, archived)
# can some one tell me how to access a deleted thread?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
# If you put a message on it you look at your own history and click 'more' and it comes up,
other than that you need to know the post number...
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
# 9432001
i want to know why catnippp deleted the thread
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Because he's a paranoid bellend?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Or go through all the post numbers.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
# your answer is not inaccurate
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
# eh?
I hop Rob is going to sue them. B3ta has had that market cornered for years.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Heh
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
# My first *ever* post


Bah..



Now topical?

Still NSFW ?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
# yes. its still nsfw
no great going as far as first posts go really.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
# much better
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
# haha yes
still nsf... just ns. :)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
# first post gets first fail..................(for first posting)...
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:04, archived)
# You have posted a pic of a lully fluffeh dog
and I am happy.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Welcome!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:28, archived)
# ^ not this
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:57, archived)
# 4:20...
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:56, archived)
# 9:48
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
# yo...
...mo...
*edit* this gif goes great with any Grateful Dead song!*
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:06, archived)
# click:high
yeah
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
# fa...
...ha!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:06, archived)
#
heh, heh, ack
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:10, archived)
# that was secret code for...
...mofaha!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:12, archived)
# oh, ok
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
# nevermind...
...(love your mouseband)... :D
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:31, archived)
#
thanks, but i can claim only a small part in that :)

(small part, fnarr)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
# that towel is missing a joint...
...haven't seen him for a while... :D
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
#
i he just finished it...
i got the full episode on another pc, i'll get round to it eventually
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
# At
om
ic

Good gif!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Th...
an
ky
ou
Tt
ss
at
ts
r!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:33, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
# evening
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
# hahaha
suits him!

For some reason reminds me of the frog from parappa the rapper..
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Ribbit.
I been working here so early, I been working here since my momma was a baby.
Just because the rhythm is slow, that doesn't mean you can't flow.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
# The skunk over here will bring you luck.
THE skunk o-VER here will bring you LUCK.

The pump over here comes with the truck.
THE pump o-VER HERE comes with THE TRUCK!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
# I'm still waiting
for Parappa the Gangsta Rapper..
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:04, archived)
# You, forgot, to, close, the, door.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
# I must confess
I have never seen said frog from said game
but thank you for the 'hahaha'
:)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
# a 90's classic
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Its one of the toads from Bucky O'Hare
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:57, archived)
# bom bom bom (aaiiia)
nice :)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
# *dances*
cheers
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
# hahahaha, his arm is going right through Jabba
hahahaha, look at Solo go up then down as he is meant to step on his tail
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Pfft
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:49, archived)
# needs more
cowbell

hows tricks?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
# I remember being disgusted in the cinema after I realized no one else had cackled aloud like I did
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:37, archived)
# hahahaha yes
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:37, archived)
# HELLO JABBAFORG
RELAX. PAYMENT IS ON ITS WAY. I JUST GOT HELD UP. REBELS ETC. STOP.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:41, archived)
# That's no Jabba....
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:44, archived)
# JibbaJabba
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
# haha. Chunders!
That's brilliant mate. I love what Chewy has done with his hair/face/ears ( wtf has he done? )
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
# :)
thank you...
the silly fool took two bottles into the shower
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:47, archived)
# bottles of?
Acid? ;)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
# acid/mundies tonic wine
they're much of a muchness
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:52, archived)
# pfffft thats awesome
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Is 'TV presenter Beadle dies aged 59'
top result on the BBC most read list something to do with here?

Also: great shopping :)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:55, archived)
# may the Forg be with you...
...always!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
[challenge entry] What a Shitter!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
# it's day four of the challenge, old chap
we used up all the cheap puns on day one as usual. we've also done historical references to death. you've got cultural references and surrealism left, but i think smallbrainfield is way ahead on the latter
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Bollocks!
Well have a fat bird being ridden by a Dave Lee Travis look-a-like instead:


(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
# hum.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
# I'll name that tune in one.
Run to the hills by Iron Maiden?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Sexy tiem!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
# >:(
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:55, archived)
# can ride that...
...all night long!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
# I'll sneak this in here


sort of labour of love. No reason for it.
Now back to lurking.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:19, archived)
# PORN in 16 colours.
I like it :)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
# she needs to slow down on the drinking and work on her self esteem
lovely!~
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
# I've seen you on the beach, and I've seen you on TV...


Two of a billion stars. This means so much to me, like a birthday, or a pretty view...
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Aah
Well spotted/remembered
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Nice
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
# haha
how pissed were you?

That's lovely btw. You're quite lovely too, for an old chick ;)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
# I was
ratted as a sack. But great photo opportunity
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
# well thats rather good
is it a self portrait?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:24, archived)
# It is
indeed.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
# well
its clicked as its rather good

in fact its ace.

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:27, archived)
# TY
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
# lovely
Nice legs
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:27, archived)
# TY
They both reach the ground, which is nice.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
# That does help :)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Tabs, alcohol, pissed woman...where do I sign up?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:27, archived)
# DAAAH DADADADADAAAH DAAAH DADADADADAAAH DAAAH DADADADADA
DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH
DAAAH DADADADADAAAH DAAAH DADADADADAAAH DAAAH DADADADADA
DI DOO DI DOO
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Ouch
very nicely done
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Adventure games
Man that reminds me of old PC adventure excellent job
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:32, archived)
# should be more of this sortof thing
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Blimey, wonderful
I would have ordered you a cab
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
# I would have thrown her over my shoulder and stalked of home with her
like a proper caveman!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Hahaha
You beast!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
# it is better full sized
but I'll never get to grips with that.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
# what's the bit you are having issues with?
if you have an image under 400kb and less than 1200px in height ( sometimes width ) then beta uploader will accept it and give you a handy thumbnail with CFB code to post.

If you want to post larger then ask away and we'll explain how to sort it.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Your roots need doing love
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Chilli sauce with that?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
# HaHaHaHa!
Nice!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Ta
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
# I just had a kebab
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
# I want one now
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Haha - ROASTING!!!!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:19, archived)
# i just had pizza
but now I want some roasted marshmallows
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:19, archived)
# he doesn't look like he'll give them up easily
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
# mmmmmm meat cooked by radiator
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Will we finnally
get to find out the meat's origin?

*clicks*
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Ta for clicky!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Ha ha, skewerfingers.
Any excuse to roast a kebab...

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
# hahahaaa!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
# just watched arse trailer
he doesnt have razoe hands in that
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
# pfffft!
win
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Ta!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Tasty

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Oh dear lord.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
# For fuck's sake!
Hahaha!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Yes please!
you are making me hungry again
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:32, archived)
# I can haz parashoot?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
# crikey
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Rhino?
Or is it a baby image thing?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:12, archived)
# took me a while too
it is a cat
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
# I still see a rhino with a massive tail and no legs
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Clanger in a bag
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
#
#clanger+in+a+bag
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Clanger in a bag
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Aubergine?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
# if you squint
you can almost imagine that through that filtering there used to be a picture once.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Is that a clanger in a bag embryonically connected to a half a grenade?
If so, I like like it.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 2:37, archived)
# The Evolution of British Television
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
# i walked past her in the street once
she had BO
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Back row, second from the right.
Kenny G?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Maybe
a Klingon?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Oprah deserves it after the big KFC debaucle this week
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:12, archived)
# KFC? Didn't hear that.
Did hear that's she signed a deal with some fucking idiot american woman who's dismissing pretty much all vaccines because she claimed they gave her son autism. Yeah great one spreading loads of fucking panic and killing children with your idiocy.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
# i misspelled debacle
Oprah only speaks truth. American women hang on her every word.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Orca Winfred?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 2:35, archived)
# there is a thread on links - a few days ago
www.b3ta.com/links/311474

I had some - sort of tastes like chicken, but more like something that would be served in an airline meal...
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Thanks! I was gunna post it on /links earlier today
...glad I didn't, I know how /links hates repeats
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
# true?
KFC® Grilled Chicken
Fresh Chicken Marinated with: Salt, Sodium Phosphate, and Monosodium Glutamate Seasoned with:
Maltodextrin, Salt, Bleached Wheat Flour, Partially Hydrogenated Soybean and Cottonseed Oil, Monosodium
Glutamate, Spices, Palm Oil, Natural Flavor, Garlic Powder, Soy Sauce (Soybean, Wheat, Salt), Chicken
Fat, Chicken Broth, Autolyzed Yeast, Beef Powder, Rendered Beef Fat, Extractives of Turmeric, Dehydrated
Carrot, Onion Powder, and Not More Than 2% Each of Calcium Sil.....

(snagged from a youtube comment - www.kfc.com/nutrition/pdf/kfc_ingredients_april09.pdf )
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 6:25, archived)
# Howard Stern did a good radio piece on the KFC thing
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Hahaha, what the hell.
The vaccine woman thing is far far worse though surely. I can't remember the woman's name, but she's married to Jim Carrey. And apparantly someone asked him which childhood vaccinations he believed they could get rid of.

He said tetanus.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Damn spies
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
# hahahaha
wha the fuck?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
# He is on Gnu!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
# gentlemen.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
# hahahaha!
i don't understand this, but i love it
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
# MEDIC!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Hahahaha the fuck?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:12, archived)
# :D
TF2. YEAH.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
# OKTOBER FEST!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Ha ha, YES.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
# haha lovel;y!~
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
# This is the best thing my eyes have seen today
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:38, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Cor
that's a bit fucking lush :)
The eye's great
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
# i think i'm becoming slightly obsessed with this model(!)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
# funny place for a nipple
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
# ^
That
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
# The filename...
is that her name or an obscure reference to an ongoing fantasy?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
# um, it's because the source pic looks kind of french (in my mind)
her 'name' is 'opaque'
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Very cool
I agree that the eye is great. Not too keen on the huge shoulder nipple though
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
# argh
i forgot about that bit,
it was going to be a lens flare
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
# FLARE THAT LENS GODDAMNIT
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Inspired by Star Trek?
Ace stuff by the way, another click from me.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
# nothing i do is inspired by star trek
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
# what?
not even the cross-species sex and mentalist chess on 3 different level boards?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
# well, yeah, OBVIOUSLY that was
i meant apart from that
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
# nagasaki, etc...
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
# hhaha
ace
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
# And that stupid made up martial art with the giant Gladiator style cotton buds.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
# worst 500 quatloos i ever spent
fucking newcomers
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
# are you daring to question
the vigorous athleticism needed to compete in parrises squares whilst swinging your ion mallet around? Will Riker would have your testicles off for less.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
# hahahahah
lens flare that bad boy

woo eyeball!~
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
# that is beautiful :)
*sings spring time for Hitler*
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
# don't be dumb
be a smarty
come and join the nazi party
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
# I love the fact that the got a really Jewish guy to say that bit :)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
# it's mel brooks' only line
and for the stage version, they use a recording of it
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
# I just find the hole thing funny :)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
# It's on for a week
at the WY Playhouse.

Fuck, first I've ever wanted to go to a show
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
# who're the leads?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Well there is a blue lead, brown lead and an earth lead
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
# and they go into a bar...
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
# very nice
woo to this
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Bootiful, Bernard.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
# thankyou theobold
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Phwoar!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
# you'm good at these!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
# :)
ta
i hope one day to regain my sense of humour
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
# i've drawn one of her feet for you
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Ooh, yum!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] man I'm bored,,,
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
# shitter
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:26, archived)
# pitter
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:28, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Lulz
For some reason this made me giggle like a school kid.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 3:04, archived)
# How can you twitter,,,
when your 6 feet under?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 8:23, archived)
# reminiscence
My fastest ever painting.
And longest ever break from b3ta :S


Click for bignificationn (66 kb)

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:24, archived)
# That's good
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:28, archived)
# That's a bit good.
How long did it take?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:28, archived)
# four hours
including including coffee and cigarette breaks :)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Christ.
Including tabs and caffeine stops as well?

Ultra skillz.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
# woo
thats ace! :D
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Yay!
Real Live Paint!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
# yay!
lovely stuff
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
# lovely!~
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
# nicely painted
:)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
# beautiful yes
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
# This looks eerily similar to the kind of thing my Nan used to bring back from Spain in the 1970s
which is a good thing, she used to like them
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 5:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Bitter shitter pitta
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:26, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:29, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
# This is clever.
*appreciates*
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:12, archived)
# o hai, i am from the twitter...
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:38, archived)
# ahaha
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
wrongcock
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Pffft


(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:40, archived)
# ha ha ha
you shopped a shopped image and made it funnier :D
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:42, archived)
# pwoar!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:45, archived)
# I would.
:-)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:47, archived)
# still would
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:51, archived)
# O.O
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:06, archived)
# This arouses and confuses me
So wrong, so right
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:44, archived)
# that's crazy man...
...nice face!!!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 2:56, archived)
# Pfft!
TJ: I've had a gaz from Catnipppp. Should I be worried, or is he (she?) just sending them to everyone? I've only told him (her?) to fuck off once (so far).
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Is it full of youtube links?
If so that one's going out to lots of people I believe.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Just one link.
"PROOF Poison is INTENTIONALLY sprayed in our air to make us sick! Share this video!"
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Consider yourself honoured
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
# HaHaHaHa!
I suppose I should. I feel most other 'boarders' ignore me!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Who are you again?


(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
# A part-timer.
:D
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:00, archived)
# First I got only rants from him, but now it seems to be only youtube links.

He's watching this very conversation, I'm sure.
*dons tin foil hat*
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:07, archived)
# who is this mysterious 'Don'?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:15, archived)
# the site manager where i work is called don
or 'the don' as our suppliers call him
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
# I've had a few goes at him.
Why hasn't he tryed to brainwash me dammit?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I haz a kebab and i am now going to watch the rest of the producers
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Me looking like a scarecrow headed emo spastic. With no face.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:21, archived)
# *thumbs up*
This is rather well done.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:22, archived)
# MDH!!!! I love that band!!!!1!!
SRSLY it's really nicely done :)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Brillio.



(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Tada!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Ha ha, the resemblance to me is uncanny.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
# its all in the elbows
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Hahahah AAAArrrgfggggg
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
# I think this is excellent
good job there
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:26, archived)
# ook
i like your t-shirt
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:42, archived)
# It's probably my favourite one.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
# That is really nice!


But I have to ask: how do you smell?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:07, archived)
# At present not too bad.
Ask me at the end of Rock Werchter festival in July and you would probably encounter a different answer.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Oooh, any good band coming there?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Nick Cave and NIN are two of my all time favourites, so them.
www.rockwerchter.be/en/lineup/index.aspx

Oh, and Grace Jones, ha ha.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Pffft it's four days now?
Cave and NIN are nice. I think 2many DJs might also be good to see. I went to a three hour Mars Volta gig last year. Brilliant. Mastodon should be okay, but they really need to be on their own and not on a festival or support act, I think. Oh, and De Jeugd van Tegenwoordig fuckyeah!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Ha ha, yep, four days. I might pack a new liver.
You can pre-book beer as well. Jesus. As if I need encouraging. Agreed on the Mastodon front. But then I've seen some shit bands at festivals and the overall atmosphere has made them good.

Or maybe that's just the drugs.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Haha I know what you mean
Haven't been to a proper festival in years though
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry] emo hitler twitter feed ftw
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
# twitler
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Speaking of bad guys - when I think about him I touch myself

And then I re-touch him...
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
# when he thinks about you he spongs himself
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:12, archived)
# spong nose - gnops mouth

ah, the endless possibilities of liquify
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Can you spong a nose?
I thought spong was just eyes.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I think this image is proof
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:08, archived)
# my first go at liquifying :)
*spongs*
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Are you talking about hitler now?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Ja
Ich liebe this.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
# hello all


what news?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:31, archived)
# As used for cog-nition?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
# no, just for winding people up
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:43, archived)
# People like you really grind my gears
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
# These old puns are a bit long in the tooth
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
# had to wrench them up from the depths
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# I don't get it
can you spline it to me please?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Just axle of them
Just let me get my bearings.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:11, archived)
# heads! :D
TJ: Does anyone have a spotify invite I could have?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Do you need one?
I thought it was just register, download and start.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# I think so, apparently
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Well I've got an account that I didn't get through an invitation
There is an invitation section but I have never used one and it says I have none left.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
# i'll gaz you one
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:52, archived)
# ta :)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Haha!


(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Oh give me your answer, do!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:06, archived)
# ha ha ha you've drawn me but I don't have petals
:D
edit : my name is not daisy either :p
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# is that shopped? or does skinny girl have manly arms?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Shopped
but would
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
# what an asshat reply deleter hypocrit

www.b3ta.com/board/9434286
edit : In reply to the previous (again deleted reply) You're a dick and you're not getting any fanny Ttssattsr
HA you forgot about the edit button
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
# :P
two can play tennis but something about drinking tango... I wasn't really listening
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# YOU'RE HURTING MY FEELINGS!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# *gives you a manly non gay hug*
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Don't touch my fanny :(
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:24, archived)
# You're aunt fanny makes good batter for yorkshire puddings
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Bout time there was some action on this board.
Time to prepare the camera... Gotta pay for an icon somehow, right?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# *shits all on everything*
BYE BYE NOW B3TA. HUG BELA LUGOSI'S DAD FOR ME, OKAY?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Consider me hugged :)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Hehe, shopped thank gawd
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:15, archived)
# phew
Its rather welly done - yes welly id a newd wurd :)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Haha! What's goin' on in this thread?
:D
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# my, what a pubic bone
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:24, archived)
# hidden penis?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Lets hope
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# ta petal :)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# I quite like your drawing style, new person.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:10, archived)
# me
to
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:11, archived)
# me
three
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Thanks!
I'm glad my doodles haven't been dismissed as utter rubbish. That's actually what kept me from joining years ago. After working a few years in a liquor store I've learned to not give a damn what anyone thinks. I'll do what I please and if they don't like it that's just too jecktwetting bad, isn't it?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:15, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:11, archived)
# FLORAL DENIAL'D
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:12, archived)
# *deletes his reply*
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
# *deletes internet*
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:21, archived)
# oh noes!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Awww
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
# :( oh damn
Did I stab him?
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:18, archived)
# In the heart
Only in the heart.
He likes is flowers dumb and friendly.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Haha! Poor fella.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:21, archived)
# > Punch in the stamen to establish authority.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:20, archived)
# \o/

(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:54, archived)
# GHEEE!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Noice


(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Depends on the question.
Given those teeth, if the question was 'can you give me a blow job?' I'd sincerely hope the answer was 'no'...

;)

And in other news, I found I had a fiver in my old paypal account. I can has icon! This relieves my guilt from eariler down the page...
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# YAY, you are now one of us :)
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# All I can hear now is Bender singing it
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Same here.
It'd be annoying if he didn't have such an awesome voice.
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Kleetus Daisy yay!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:30, archived)
# plug-daisy is lovely
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Bah
Time to go accept money for smiling and pretending I'm not a duck. See you guys tomorrow!
(, Sat 9 May 2009, 20:32, archived)

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