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[challenge entry] Sorry if this is bad, had to put this out of my mind...
(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Fri 15 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
# i love flaslights
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:02, archived)
#
a e


Also...That doesn't work with the typo!!

/dumbass blog


Edit: I may out and come back in.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Pfft!
I am pretty sure they do actually exist though. Obviously they store the energy though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
# indeed
www.solarequip.co.uk/acatalog/Solar_Torch.html
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:04, archived)
# I knew I wasn't going mad ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:05, archived)
# God that looks shit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Well... this one doesn't use batteries ^^
(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Fri 15 May 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Neat . . . looks like it glows in the dark too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Yay, Lights
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:04, archived)
# I declare 10pm Squid time..... everyone draw a squid for 10pm! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:46, archived)
# GOD DAMN ECO FLASLIGHTS WITH THEIR PEACFUL PROTETS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Tat's wat I tougt too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:11, archived)
# The Irish torch
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
# s'bin done
we sell solar-powered torches where i work :)
(Lord Chode, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Solar powered lighthouse


Brilliant safety innovation in Orkney.
(theyellowknight, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
#
If only there was some kind of... I don't know... rechargable battery device which could store electrical energy collected by the panels in the day and turn it into light when required. Damn you science!
(8E74 Contains highly ironic acid, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Not only that
but my solar powered torch alsop has a wind up handle, and a battery compartment, and a charging socket - covers a whole load of options. Doesn't have a windmill though.

But it does have a radio, and a siren!
(The Insidious Dr Mayhem ...conquering all on Metaltech.me, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# GC?
(mrfalafel, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
# haha
:)
(Peter_G, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Unless I don't get this;
wouldn't a Lime have been better?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Ah.....
I should be more in touch with world.
I was going with a green screen joke...I'll get me anorak.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
# ha!
"Doesn't anybody doubt the authenticity of this???"

(weirdly, the quotes are in the original comment)

Maybe he's taking the piss, as I can't imagine anyone doubting the authenticity of such a simple photo.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:12, archived)
# limesontime?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Ooooooooooooh . . . I think I see an orange filter has been used . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:59, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
# I like
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Automatic Toaster
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Hahaha, you nonsense! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Jubbley Bubbley `**`
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:51, archived)
# HA!
clickage for silliness. I also want one.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Tink o' the glasses to you . . . down the hatch !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:52, archived)
# hehehehe
chin chin
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Drink all ya want . . . will make more !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Arf!
Takes you by surprise too!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Plenty of supplies . . . while they last !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
# HERRO?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Lilly . . . it's tlue . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Here's mud in you eye
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Shaaaaaaay . . . thatsh good shtuff !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
# This is
in an equilibrium of groan=woo! Well done sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:09, archived)
# And a well balanced toast to you too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Hahahaha clever
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Thanks CS bottoms up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Here here!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
# There there !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:38, archived)
# castle spacefish
rocks with laughter at this
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Castle magic is in the air . . . tiny bubbles . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
# hahah...
*spangs*

"...Or muffins. Or muffins. We don't like muffins around here. We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks."
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Let's all drink to that . . . GREAT TOAST !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:12, archived)
# *clink*clink*...
...to another success!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Tinkle tinkle . . . FREE CHAMPAGNE FOR EVEYONE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Jimmy was very happy with his CAT-a-pault. Tiddles on the other hand, wasn't.

Now you can see why Teddy bears sacrifice kids to the Elder Gods
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
# hahaha :D
That I would like to see :D

How do sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:15, archived)
# I do well, well I think I do. I will have Pizza and get back to you.
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:19, archived)
# mmm food
ooooh, I have a rock cake I've just remember I bought
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# This could lead to more catastrophes . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:19, archived)
# SPANG!
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Thanks Captain . . . I needed that !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:27, archived)
# I sense in the next few moments Tiddles will suddenly go all Piranha
and rip Jimmy to shreds in a haze of frenzied bloodlust

/just a hunch
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Kittys around the world have the last laugh as they switch kitty for fox
Nicely drawn
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Hehe!
very well drawn.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
# In France they call that a
trebuchat.

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:29, archived)
# L'spang
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun
...harder'n yirmum
(onomatopoeicneologism, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:08, archived)
# A collision course has been now given . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:12, archived)
#
...ehwhat?
(onomatopoeicneologism, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Isn't that a collider of some sort ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:27, archived)
# No, a Smartwheel from Snow Crash

So it is neither funny nor original, I just remembered that Neal Stephenson had already literally reinvented the wheel and saw an excuse to render one.
(onomatopoeicneologism, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
# It does look rather nifty indeed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:41, archived)
# ohhh! I thought it was some kind of virus, or nanotech
very cool, any which way (I do like Snow Crash - am ploughing through 'The System of the World' at the moment...)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:15, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] *posts and runs


Hound needs a walk before dark :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:00, archived)
# OH EM JEE!
Outstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Yay! Glad you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:48, archived)
# JAFFA CAKES
sometimes it is exciting to be an American because of the moment that you first try a Jaffa cake

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExGbWxJ-sFc

Also, I would buy your invention.
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
# I
Would also buy this!

Quick, patent it before FHM or VIZ nick it.
(I helped save b3ta! ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Sun 17 May 2009, 20:30, archived)
# supoib :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:49, archived)
# But it would fire blanks
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:08, archived)
# ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
# arf!
(anubis, Sun 17 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# It's a perpetual motion machine!
I knew Jaffacakes were to be incolved somehow. In the same way that a cupcake is needed in the production of a Total Perspective Vortex machine.
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:08, archived)
# you are wise indeed
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:51, archived)
# That's special.
can I just TJ to tell folk that on Sky Arts 1 now is a profile of Reynold Brown who was the artist who drew 50ft woman and other horror flick posters.
"The man who drew bug-eyed monsters". It might interest some of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
# No Sky :)
Boo.

(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Buys eleventy!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Very well pult !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Market this immediately!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Cheers mate!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
# ME WANTY!
*cleeeeeek!*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Chuck us a Jaffa
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Happy happy Jaffa time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Hey fella
First time of noticed you on here (I'm YM on the BCC forum btw)
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] More kitchen games from Spunk aLot Kitchen Corp
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Good, blend the fucker
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:29, archived)
# poor kitty
Is youtube fucked? if so, is it because the fat yanks are now on it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
[challenge entry] I want a cat

I would treat it much better than this
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Gets a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:23, archived)
# That is awesome.
I want one.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:23, archived)
# The cake is a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:23, archived)
# \ð/
hahaha - that's superb

meow? indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 19:24, archived)
# I hate your sig!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:29, archived)
# It's a cat compo now???
down with cats. They are not prepared for space travel.

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:29, archived)
# What did you think of broken steel?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:31, archived)
# I've not played it.
I can't play either Fallout 3 or Oblivion. They have just decided to crash and lock up at the point they need to render graphics. I've swapped the gpus out and re-installed them both from scratch. I've even Installed a new OS and neither of those games work any longer. For no apparent reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Aww, that sucks
I havent played the pitt or wankerage yet, as I dont want to waste money on them.
But the tesla cannon is fucking mint :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I have all 3 installed
but didn't get around to doing much with anchorage. It was when I installed the Pitt I found that it inexplicably no longer works.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:36, archived)
# The pitt is apparently full of bugs
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Lol, portal :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:29, archived)
# US GAMERS, HUH?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:31, archived)
# I R NOT MERICAN :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:33, archived)
# hahaha, that is wonderful :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
# but i like cat flaps
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Filthy git
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:20, archived)
#


this is because i had to chuck my classic car into the verge, smashing a wheel and shredding the tyre, just cos some stupid bint decided to pull out without looking. gggrrrrrRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Sorry dude
Someone needs kicking in the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
# I see what you drift . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
# I get that all the time and then they look at you like they haven't done anything
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Silly bastard driver,
they probably wanted a change from killing bikers.
Hope it's not difficult to fix.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 May 2009, 19:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# There is no sun
Why the hell are you wearing sunglasses you idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Also:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
# I'd buy one of these. I'm an impulse buyer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:20, archived)
# BUY ME
I'm compact and I save energy! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Are you soft and comfy?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
# I fit five.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
# TAKE ALL MY MONEY FUUHHHHHHNBBBBBBBBn BNBNB.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
# this is spot on for the compo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Yeah . . . but . . . uh . . . how . . . will . . . I better get some . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Use less - useless :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
# This is one of my favourite things ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:38, archived)
# I don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Imagine a little short fat man with stubby arms
going: BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM
and spinning round. LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Mind = Blown.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Too close for comfort . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
# i cant see without my spoonglasses
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] The Ann Widdecombe Prophylactic


"because ordinary condoms balance safety and pleasure too well"
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Well that would really kill any erection
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# I'm not putting my cock in that.
Nor my Penis.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Rule 34 dictates that there's probably a niche market for this
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Talk about streeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch marks . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Oh god, I just had a vision of how her face'd look stretched over a bellend O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Through a fish eye lens . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
#
fish Japs
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Nice sig.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# thanks for sharing....
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
# do you also supply
John McCrirrick Femidoms?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
# that's a stupendous idea
and also horrible. plus...too jangly?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Hahahah
would work for me
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# *Spluffs*
*Re-Lurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Oooh!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
# oooOOOooooo!
Like this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Vet straat
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# you've mentioned this before,
and I am still none the wiser.

Animal Doctor Street (somewhere in Holland)?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# ooooooooooooh :D
fat street :D

Waits for you to tell me it is wrong :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# OK, we've established that it's Fat Street.
Good.
now, wtf are you on about?

:D

Edit: Without any kind of context and/or sense, it's rather difficult to work out if it's right *or* wrong....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I am learning Dutch, so you will now get me being random in Dutch :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Ahhhh....
ok, then.

*sedates*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# I am sedate enough as it is :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# I think he's trying to suggest you are portly.
'Ave 'im, Grunty. I'll hold his legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Let me just fish out my steel toecaps from the shoe rack....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# He is nothing of the sort, I like him to much to be nasty to him
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Fett Straße
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
# fat road
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# *ahem*
road street.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# It is german, I had to babel fish it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
# German is just a brutal version of Dutch
you'll soon discover this.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
# I'm not going to learn German, it is to angry
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
# *sidles and cups*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# You smooth operator, you....
*reaches around*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, western male.
Tomorrow I will be mostly watching Eurovision in an apartment full of Queens, all taking the piss out of the singers. Marvellous :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Sounds excellent! :D
I'm off to see Star Trek - again!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# I wanna see Star Trek too :(
Mebbe we do that tomorrow, but Saturday's a shitty day to go to the pickchurs
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Saturday Treat!
Cinema, and meal out in town....

nom nom nom...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
# mmmm nom nom indeed
Weekend is my nom nom time!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Was going to go here, but they are doing the place up....
:(

www.bar-shu.co.uk/index2.php
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Oh my that looks bloody excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Aaaaaaah . . . wonderful drapery !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# I recommend watching it..
When the white rabbit peaks
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Feeding in progress . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Good lad,
I'd hate to see those poor bunnies go hungry
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Trippy
Like the massive storm we have here, the sky just opened up with hailstones the size of marbles o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Obviously Jebus has lost his
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# argggh!!
it's telling me to eat biscuits!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# That's rather snazzy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Snazzy
is such an underused term in the 21st Century..

Well done.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Is it right that I can see red in the vertical lines?
Nice though! :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Nope, it's all black and white
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
# fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# it's syncing with my music!
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Works with White Rabbit too
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Right tasty !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Oooh lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Wooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
# ooh shiny!
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:49, archived)
# More Doodles on the telephone...


Triangle robot knows not his function
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# ooh the tobleronitron 2000
woo
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# His function is to make whirring and beeping noises
and to pick up stray pins from the floor with his magnet hand.
Oh, and look cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# i thought it might be
to teach the Macarena to daleks
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Poor things! No-one's ever shown them how to let their hair down.
And how about Dalek karaoke? I'm sure there should be a grant available from the EU social fund for projects like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# unfortunately
daleks and singing don't mix very well :(


(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Hahahha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\
*claps madly!!!*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Good at bagpipes though

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
# oooh
i like your McDalek very much
**glees**
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Yay for robots with pinchy hands

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# hooray
for cock headed robots with nipple topping :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
# This is such class, sir.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Lovely jubbly
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
Awesomeness on toast!
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Ah fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
# He seems very happy about it, though!
bless 'im...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# *sympathy replies*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# If the spoon sticks . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
[challenge entry] NomNomNom dudes!
(yartek branched the timeline on, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# hahar
is he also auditioning to be Churchill the insurance dog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhhh yes!
(yartek branched the timeline on, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# please don't
one of my exes sounded like the Churchill dog when having sex...I'm getting horror flashbacks :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# O_O
now this needs shopping!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I'm afraid to ask...
... how you know what the Churchill dog sounds like when having sex!
(yartek branched the timeline on, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# he was originally cast in Billy Crystal's role...

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# well i don't as such
but if Rory Bremner was to attempt it, it would be a series of monotone oh yusses culminating in a strangled whimper
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# with the nodding head action too?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# ooooh yus!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# got wood
(waxdart hello., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Crash Alarm!
(Mack only paint, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# sad to think that people has to die for the toap
(waxdart hello., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# they might have survived!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Sad to thing that people now look like Susan Boyle to bring us toap
edit: but they died.
(waxdart hello., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# lols!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Many Bothans died to bring us this toap...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# *Sharp intake of breath*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Mackabre...
And about as useful as a depth-sounder when sailing off the West Coast of Scotland. "Ah, no depth -- you've probably just hit a submerged rock!".
/butforthegraceof...

Now an About-to-crash Alarm -- that would be good*. Number one hazard while driving, it seems, is manoeuvring your vehicle into contact with a large, clearly visible obstacle immediately in front of you, at speed.
(*: but not for the compo, natch)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Waaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!
*clicks Ignore* (in the error box)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
# nooo! click "abort"
You'll jump off the car in that way
(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Fri 15 May 2009, 20:34, archived)
[challenge entry] dunno what this is about myself

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Hello
I'm Rupert Murdoch, and I'd like to offer you a lot of money to come and work for me

PS - I love your profile!

EDIT: aw - why have you removed those pics of you in the bath of custard D:
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
# oh you git you made me look
Edit: ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# they were ace
and it looks like I am the only one who has ever seen them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Open your mind......
*telepaths*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# don't take me back there please!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# but there were a cast of thousands
watching the picture being taken :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# yes but they were in the bath with you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# some might have been
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# i have a profile?
O_O


Edit - if i ever get round to filling it in, there will be custard related pics...don't you worry :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Sky really did this
in some shoddy football based drama - took clips of real games and badly changed colours so that one team and supporters looked like the team in the program. I believe they played in magenta too.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Dream Team!
I used to watch it, back in the day. *embarrased smile*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# wasn't there some plan recently to fill blank walls in programs with adverts using real time cgi?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# This is quite mad
yet also ace
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
# hahaha, i will take 59 1/2
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# TV Show mashups :)
sorry...
Been done?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Hey there
where the fuck have you been? Got one of those fancy "lives" now have you?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Yeah, exactly.
Pathetic, isn't it.... How's things back here?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Well it's very complex and involved and if you haven't been around for a while you probably don't have any hope of understanding.
Basically, we're sticking cocks on things and laughing about periods.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Hmmm,
I see....

*steeples fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Pascoe or no Pascoe?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# TWO years the last persons been on this board and look what they did!!!
I don't watch either of those T.V. shows. So I have no idea what its about.
But it's a tiny "Jpg" and with any luck you'll not del it.
have a click!
(waxdart hello., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# haha
what was THAT about?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Some one just nuked a thread!
(waxdart hello., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Well it was a shit thread anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
# this is true
MAXSHANLEY ARE YOU READING THIS?

GET IN THIS THREAD AND EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# that goes for 99.999999% of them
and 1001% of the talk board.

but no reason to nuke them.
(waxdart hello., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Exsqueeze me?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# The rant bit in the top line wasn't for you.
(waxdart hello., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Dalziel and Pascoe or Pascoe...
/open the box
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Do not Pascoe.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# RIP JADE UR WIV BABBY P AND MADDY WIV DA ANGLES NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# My, you're looking acute today.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Don't be obtuse!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I don't I'll be able to sTANd this thread
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# That pun was a SIN
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# COS you know better?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Come on, we're all equilateral here.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# quite the OPPOSITE.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# A sign of the times.
(waxdart hello., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Right! That's enough!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Just 'cos you're jealous
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# aaaah, not this again!
b3ta.com/board/9369964
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# At least it isn't henry
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

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