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[challenge entry] Spanging pans at the ready.................
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Hahaha
Saving Ryan's Privates/
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
# hahah 8minutes!
here it is:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uez_AvK90Yc

oh I don't know but i'd say nsfw...I'll make my mind up when I've finished watching it.

ed: nsfw, not worth watching.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Morning kebab!
Katich gone



EDIT: And Rolf Harris is at the cricket! :D
EDITEDIT: And Hughes gone!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
# LOL ponting will get 100 at least :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I love this picture..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:32, archived)
# hahah
katich: off a no ball
hughes: off the ground

ponting's got whinge material for months.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Genuinely did not know that but meh!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Or this
www.imdb.com/title/tt0476592/
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
# they both look like blokes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
# ahhhahhahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
# :D
Ali MacGraw has borrowed Roger Moore's eyebrows!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)
# and later in the film RogerMortis sets in
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Thus bringing her truly into Roger's acting range...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
# She wasn't that bad
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I jest, sir
Merely suggesting that rigor mortis-ed body could keep up with Roger in the acting stakes.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Absolutely
me jesting too matey
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] NING!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
# hehe
you loon! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Have they put them in an ISA?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)
# No but he'll be making a deposit shortly
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Always good to use up your allowance for the tax year
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I'm just putting this here for Lord Kronos
coz it twatting well deserves it - proper R(yan)O'FL courtesy of Lord Kronos... :o)




/edit

PS I'm unsure of the b3tan-tiquette of posting up someone else's work coz it was a fitting post to the main thread even if I give full credit to the creator of the work.... so feel free to rape me if I haz dun a bad....
(shooms Look just cunt the fuck off will you..., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)
# HAHAHA
Spits tea at computer...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
# It's ok
you've not claimed it as yours - and it was worth posting again - I missed the original posting, so I'm happy to have seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Gawd bless ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Does not want!
but has woken up with worse.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)
# *prods Ghostie*
What's this e3ta all about, then?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Good point I have to get some work done
To put it breifly: It's a website for b3tards that like to source and grow their own food.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Darn.
I am compromised, then.
3rd floor, no garden. :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)
# You should..
...look for a Grofun project. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)
# After my imminent relocation, I shall investigate.
Thanks for the link!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Oh yeah...
www.grofun.org.uk/
Try that - they don't have a big internets presence, though a few pop up on facebook and the like!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Bless you, my noggin is a little fuzzy this morning
I Googled it, should have said thanks for the reference.
I shall have to see what they get up to in Birmingham.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I'm pretty sure something happens up there..
I seem to remember someone mentioning setting one up a while back.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Sadly my strawberry yield was halved this year by a rampaging jamnog:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# did he fall on them? hurl on them? or 'water' them?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# He trampled them in his attempt to scale the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I think..
I am growing Alpine Strawberrys - the pop up everywhere, but are tiny. Whenever I notice them they are always a bit manky too. :( My harvest will be planted soon...I may grow sprouts.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I believe that the native British strawberries are tiny too, a little under 1cm cubed.
I remember picking them as as a kid in country lanes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Same here..
Though it was on the cycle track. They may be native - my garden was a ungardened for a couple of years at least before I got to it, and I still wouldn't call it cultivated now...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
# This is a perfect example of why I came up with the idea of e3ta
Everytime someoneput something food related in a thread the thread was massive.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)
# And if you're really keen
landshare
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Not really.
There's loads of things you can do. You could have all the salad you want in about six weeks. Obviously things like tomates take longer but you can buy the plants already grown. On the inside of a sunny window they'll grow rreally well.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I will make sure I have decent window sills
in the new location. Need them for all the plants, anyhow.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
# A good one to start with which has a high yield and an easy plant to grow is the chilli plant.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Oh, I have a Scotch Bonnet on the go already.
It's great.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I've got a window box with an assortment.
I started growing them quite late so they're just starting to flower now.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# I've just finished making cherry gin
Huge plum crop, but my plum jam wont set properly despite using jam-making sugar, will try simple preserving in kilner jars instead
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Cherries, sugar & gin?
With jam problems The Magic of Chutney's your man.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Yep
I usually make damson gin but my damsons were zapped by virus disease.
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I has an aphid infestation which I got rid of by buying a few thousand ladybird larvae.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Wank in a plant pot
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Not for food,
but just for fun. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# We talking about food now?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# pfft..
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# So, that's why they took away your allotment, is it?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I have a garden, I can wank in peace
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
#
Wanking in peas is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
# If it's all the same to you,
I'm going try to keep that image as far away from my mind as possible.

*applies extra-strength Mind Domestos©*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Hahahaa, it's ok, I've never had an al fresco wank! :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
# just as well or Google will photo you from space
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
#
Oh he's great at giving them; just order the meatball special at Al's Italian on the corner and wait for him to invite you into the garden..
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Actually you need high piled soil for wanking.
Everyone needs a spermbank
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# that's no good
it's too acidic it'll scorch the leaves
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)
# What leaves?
Im talking about an empty plant pot!

:D
b3ta.com/board/9591333
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# sounds good
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Shame you couldnt come yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)
# yeh i was dissapointed
just playing safe, thought i was going down with something, got early warning rash that i'd picked up a virus or something was amiss, may still be but....
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# No worries, I'll probably be up again to go to the cat place...
it's a bit of a mission, drove 300miles yesterday, but well worth it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Scorchio!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Leafio!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)
# charming picture of you there.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Svenne has grown!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
# HA! I just remembered!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
# yer maw!


posting pictures of people you know
doesn't make you any less of a dick
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Aghaaaa
Kill it with hammers
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
# wanna go private?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)
# That reminds me never to eat pork scratchings again.
Not even at a pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I'm glad that the other boards find you just as shit as we do.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)
# ^ hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)
# haahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Hahaha
and I had forgotten this piece of wonder

i20.tinypic.com/2r280sk.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
# this amused me..
b3ta.com/talk/6312625

b3ta.com/talk/6312643

I like how he shat himself from answering her.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
# what the fu...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Good Lord?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog
?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I hope
you're better now.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Fon Repeat until funny, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
# WOW, he did all that damage with a BRANCH??
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
# GENIUS!
This is pure 100% GENIUS!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
# TOAP, A Bad Joke, Poorly Executed, yep, that'll do.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
# They were all slightly ambiguous
Bodhidharma can stare at his cave wall for all I care
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Yes indeed, but as Seirin replied to the monk,
"You will meet a deadly snake on the great road. I advise you not to run into it."

Wise words indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Hahaha
Good old fashioned common sense
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Arf!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# In a galaxy far, far away...
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)
# A valid point, but you need to take on board the following:
Sozan asked Elder Toku,
"'The true Dharma-body of Buddha is like the empty sky. It manifests its
form corresponding to things -- just like the moon on the water.'
How do you explain the principle of this corresponding?"

Toku said "It is like a donkey looking into a well."
Sozan said "You put it in a nice way, but you were able to say only eighty percent."
Toku said "How about you, Master?"
Sozan said "It is like a well looking at a donkey."
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] meh
(prod2005, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)
# arf!!
TJ haha,

i mentioned before i've been messing perving on a webcam chatsite of late, anyone up for a b3ta page/room, cam up and chat and confuse the bejeebus out of one and all, i'll set it up in henry's name.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I like the idea of setting it up in Henry's name.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
# he's good and old
and suitably sleazy

www.stickam.com/ who's live
be careful it's a bloody minefield poss nsfw/jailbait etc

edit/ i'll take that as a no then or perhaps...
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# It looks rather scary, yes...
And why is there always someone who insists on 'telling it like it is"?



Edit: I'd be more intrigued by someone "telling it like it isn't".
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# i found a good page
linked to a live stream of someone's ferrets quite how that got into the female 20-45 search filter i don't know, but at least there was no chance of being arrested
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Hahha!
Sir Tim Berners-Lee would be proud!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
# can't find it at the mo
but here's a nice kiosk
www.stickam.com/kiosklive
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
# What on earth?
*is utterly confused*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
# don't ask me
oddest merchandising i've seen in a while.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Truly bizarre.
But strangely compelling at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
# tell it like it is jpg :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Well, there's some nice coffee on the go.
Bacon & eggs for breakfast. Possibly some toast and Marmalade.

Oh, and the The Archer's Omnibus is on. That's pretty much like it is.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)
# the archer's :S
surely there's something better on.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Better than the Archers?
No such programme could exist, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
# the off button?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Hardly a programme though...?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)
# maybe, depends who else is in and what we're doing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
# chatting naked mostly
like talk but with cams, i could be a laugh for at least 2 or 3 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
# i'd rather not be naked, it's kinda cold here at the moment.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Bin Dun?
(MistahG, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:32, archived)
# I dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:34, archived)
# ignorance is no defence
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:38, archived)
# It's done me well for the past 38 years
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)
# My dad asked me how old I was the other day
the cheeky git
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Pick an age that makes him into a 8 year old father
See how long it takes him to work it out
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)
# We were both quite pissed
I think I still had enough to wit to mutter something about the Falklands war which visibly momentarily threw him
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)
# That's not too bad
My old man used to keep calling me by the wrong name (as well an not knowing my age or birthday)!

'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Not to bad?
You would think not having to ponder which fucking decade is reasonable for your old man
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:52, archived)
# The prize goes to the local council though.
They have decided that they want to do some work on the pavement outside. I've just stuck my head out the window to see what the noise was and they've completely sealed off my front door on the busiest check out morning of the week!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)
# hahaha good job :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Hahaha
Good luck mate
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
# haha
wait till they dig a hole and put a sign with an arrow pointing down on it saying way in, watch the buggers trying to burrow their way in.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Hahaha
Or a sign saying, 'Back to Australia.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)
# a hole appeared randomly near bondi in the middle of summer
So it was probably the english trying to escape.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
Some will even make it out of Bondi down to The Cross but not many.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)
# mine's the same
he usually rings to ask when my birthday is
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)
# me too
talking of which i got banned from a chatroom thing yesterday for going in with the greeting what ho! the young bikini clad lovely thought it was an insult and banned my arse, you got to love the yanks.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)
# hahaha
You're such a playa, playa
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:44, archived)
# not any more
far too risky, i'm on too many fbi lists as it is, getting through hard drives like no one's business.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Have you drifted out of the arena of the unwell?
Or is the plague still all about you?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:42, archived)
# reckon i'm going to live, i'll see ya later
i promise no tongues
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Morning fella
Could you jog my poor memory as to what your house number is?
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:44, archived)
# 178
but don't tell anyone, there's a lot of wierdo's on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)
# :)
morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)
# good morning to you sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)
# 44
I better do stuff like get off the internet and have a bath and some breakfast and stuff ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)
# I should be on the road.
I've yet to drop the dog off at the parents'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)
# i saw a pic of your missus, wouldn't say she looked that bad
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Who knows
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Jurassic Pork
(ubiquitous writhing garlic, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Hamtoucher!

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Learning difficulties will have nothing on that lad
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)
# I love "Pork", it's my favourite movie of all time
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)
# hahahahaha
:)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Captain Quint Jaws 8
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:50, archived)
# that hook must be painful
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:37, archived)
# :o )
Sure it is
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:52, archived)
# On the Party

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)
# (7*66#

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
# :o (

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] The Liza Minnelli Movie


Click for bigger (200 kb)
(ubiquitous writhing garlic, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:21, archived)
# that scares me
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:26, archived)
# Good
(ubiquitous writhing garlic, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:48, archived)
# wat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:27, archived)
# Hilary Duff, up the chuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:35, archived)
# Look! its Dixon Bawls, internet celebrity!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Will you are a film star!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)
# who ever wrote that tag line has clearly never been to Dehli, Harlem or the All Nite Gas 'n Guzzle in Roanoake, Virginia
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:35, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:41, archived)
# Hahaha
My, what a splendid observation
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:02, archived)
# They tried to make me go to Baghdad but I say no no no
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Life is a Cabaret oh chum!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:42, archived)
# morning folks

almost breakfast times :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 7:45, archived)
# Very nicely done.
Woo and clicks
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 7:56, archived)
# Ta muchly
and it is now breakfast time..
I have toast, scrambled eggs, smoked salmon & bacon :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:11, archived)
# That sounds good.
Its not far away from dinner time here. I think i will chill with a good ol' meat pie
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:13, archived)
# Ahhh... meat pie
never quite sure what the 'meat' is, but always tastes bloody good
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:16, archived)
# We serve everyone
And to everyone here!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)
# the salmon ruins it all
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:15, archived)
# he usualy does
manages to get the mother-in-law in tears within two minutes of arriving
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:22, archived)
# He's usually just in before the giraffe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:27, archived)
# Fucking shitty animal magnetism

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:28, archived)
# *sound of actual laughter*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)
# complete giggles
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Morning!

Waiting for ms. mediocre to come out of bed, so that it can be breakfast tiemz.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:21, archived)
# Morning
& to ms. mediocre if you can hear this (which you can't obviously)
Get out of bed & make mr mediocre his breakfast!
he is a hungry b3tan & needs sustenance to abuse kittens
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:25, archived)
# Haha I'll tell her

Gots me som' eggs and bacon and toast. And kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:26, archived)
# I need your ning tram to wake me up
MAKE IT SO
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)
# It's a bit late, as I was having breakfast
;)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] His this been done?

I could never finding him on the harder pages..
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 4:43, archived)
# Oh! i found him!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 4:44, archived)
# ! d/-\dE>I
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 7:53, archived)
# AgH!! I am backwards!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 7:54, archived)
# That's exactly what your specialist told me once?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 7:55, archived)
# I believe it's a rare condition.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:00, archived)
# Everyone in Queensland has that condition. Its not rare.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:09, archived)
# my mum must have passed on the backwards genes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:16, archived)
# there was that ultimate page
where it was all wallys/waldos, and the true wally only had one shoe :D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 5:11, archived)
# I thought he was out there hiding in the Blue Mountains with that English guy
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 5:48, archived)
# Do you mean
"hiking the appalachian trail ?"
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=appalachian+trail
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 7:20, archived)
# haha - but no.
More so with Jamie Neale
www.smh.com.au/execute_search.html?text=%22jamie+neale%22&ss=smh.com.au
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 7:37, archived)
#
NSFW NSFW NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 6:33, archived)
# OH FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 6:37, archived)
# pwhoar
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 6:42, archived)
# I bet that tastes salty
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 7:54, archived)
# WHOAH!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 6:45, archived)
# every time I look at the internet I find at least ten more reasons why we should start bombing Japan
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 6:57, archived)
# The main reason to bomb Japan is that it's full of white people
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 7:15, archived)
# and Toyotas
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 7:19, archived)
# and sashimi
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 7:43, archived)
# Nooo
raw fish is the only reason I have to live*

*utter lie, but it can be very nice
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 7:47, archived)
# how odd...
I feel rather strange now :|
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 7:48, archived)
# I don't get the link between my pic and that..
Kitties, porn and giant cocks only make sense on Saturday nights. Tis Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:08, archived)
# Hey did I miss a Birthday - yours?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:09, archived)
# Yep my bday was on the 16th :)
I expect my bday cupcake is in the post, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)
# How whimsical
Now take a look at some more serious stuff, with less dicks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:25, archived)
# Fucking hell
It's true what they say though, wars wouldn't exist if armies consisted entirely of beautiful naked women.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:39, archived)
# hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] in space no one can hear you squeal .. squeal like a beaver, boy
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)
# HIS ASS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 2:22, archived)
# HIS ASS!
I have just watched all of cowboy bebop, have not yet saw the movie tho

it was quite the awesome

I will now go to sleep now.

good night everyone
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 5:14, archived)
# MYASS: MILLENIUM YEAR APPLICATION SYSTEM SOFTWARE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 6:01, archived)
#
www.carrotmuseum.co.uk/history.html
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 2:30, archived)
# When they say "purple"
all I can see is magenta :/
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 2:33, archived)
# Beaverlol
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 2:31, archived)
# rolflol yay
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Kangaroos: Tied Down

Sleepytiems
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 2:51, archived)
# You used a FAKE Jed.
Heretic!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 3:07, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4OQClpLyns
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 3:16, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TZo-HAx540
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 3:32, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9edSAFpJpw&NR=1
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 4:01, archived)
# "This video or group may contain content that is inappropriate for some users, as flagged by YouTube's user community."
"By clicking "Confirm", you are agreeing that all videos or groups flagged by the YouTube community will be viewable by this account."

FEAR
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 3:32, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 3:56, archived)
# Jed is talking to his Beaver again..
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 4:11, archived)
# happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 4:41, archived)
# haha you're all old and stuff.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 4:43, archived)
# shut up you
I'm not THAT old.
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 4:44, archived)
# next thing you know you'll be doing jigsaw puzzles with your teeth in a glass beside you.
:)

edit: and your birthday was four days ago! /prostalker
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 4:45, archived)
# I swear the urge to learn to knit kicked in post Bday
Maybe I am getting old..
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 4:49, archived)
# how close are you to needing a blue rinse?
:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 4:54, archived)
# Laugh it up Mathboy
I'm still hot for and old broad :D
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 4:57, archived)
# given that the woman I'd most like fuck (out of people I know) is about 45. "hot" is a standard not difficult to acheive.
and my lovely long locks are rapidly greying.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 4:59, archived)
# a jed is in bed
and the bed of a jed
is the softest of beds in the world it is said
he makes it from pom poms he grows on his head
and he's sleeping right now on the softest of fluff
completely exhausted from growing the stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 7:07, archived)
# I have to admit
I spent a minute or so thinking 'Jed who?'
but then I chuckled :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 7:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(DutyPaid, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)
# who ever heardf of \a surgeon naed bub?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)
# a tsurgom calld bib? I kno a sturgm nams rubit.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:26, archived)
# you're lucky
rhoades is a prick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)
# gary rhoades lives down my roads
truefax
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)
# marcy rhoades looks like a chick en
according to al bundy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)
# what does the fountain at the start of love and marriage remind you of?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:34, archived)
# someone pissing a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:34, archived)
# ok
what does this remind you of?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)
# two poodles snogging
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:38, archived)
# fuck yeah we came up with the same thing
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:41, archived)
# night night
i go sleep now, i'm drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:43, archived)
# rhoad island red
my favrite chikken
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:36, archived)
# we had one of them
we called it lenny henry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:38, archived)
# was it testey?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:42, archived)
# fucker got a hole cuntry namb after im
till it got changed.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)
# rhoades island
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:33, archived)
# tha's maned atr Cynthia Roads
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:36, archived)
# pleh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:38, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
# BUB!
fuckin woo yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 8:55, archived)
[challenge entry] No Elephants were injured in the making of this film
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)
# fuck you paul hogan
stingray wants to ki;ll you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)
# no the tax man wants to take all his hard earned money away
like the money he made from flipper.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)
# flipper is a slut
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
# there was a rumour that a bloke at sea world was sacked for having a sexual relationship with a dolphin
the dolphin was apparently very depressed afterwards :(

BUT FOUR HOLES!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
# dophlins will sex anything
especially in captivity where they get pathologically bored.
the US navy dolphin handlers are just that, to keep them happy,
a quick one of the wrist at least twice a day
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)
#
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080914004658AASAA0I
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)
# any ole is a goal
my mate says
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)
#  
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Ahahahahaha what?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)
# I'm sad I missed elepants :(
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Steve Irwin perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 4:03, archived)
# Yeah!
fuck you Mike Hunt.
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 7:56, archived)
#
(Mr Jay, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Good point well made.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:52, archived)
# FORKS!
they're just a buncha pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:52, archived)
# elePhD
NES
ARE
PRILKZ
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)
# TELL me about it.
I totally know.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:54, archived)
#
That t-shirt is win.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)
# hefalump is good
but i wohn moniesa
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Ah, a crab supporter?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)
# ericks?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:59, archived)
# I DECLARE ELEPHANT TREAD OPEN!


SHOW ME YOU'RE ELEPHANTS INTERNETS!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaah
Oh hang on
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)
# YEAH YOU TELL HIM
THANK GOD YOU ARE HERE TO TELL PEOPLE.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)
# EFFALUMPS!
sadly, i lack elephantpix... I look forward to enjoying the products of this thread, nonetheless,
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)
# :(
QUICK DRAW ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)
# pfffft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
#
That's lully!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
# We also saw a really stupid duck rearing it's ducklings in a tiger enclosure :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)
# im serial, its manbearpig !
or not
www.snopes.com/photos/animals/tigerpig.asp
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)
# The wave motion of an elephant's trunk intrigues me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)
# 10-minute trackpad-elephant is sketchy!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Awesome elephant is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)
# *happies*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)
# If this were a film of that elephant's life, the voiceover at this point would say
"These eyes have seen terrible things"

:D Ace stuff
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)
# he does look a bit haunted
*huggles him* it'll be okay, Mr Effalump!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:52, archived)
# his nose is a teapot
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Haha so it is!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)
# short and stout?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Yay!
I like that! I shall call him Gordon. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)
# does he have that illusion thing going on where you cant tell how many legs he has
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Yes, loads
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Your elephant doesn't so much have a monobrow as a built-in baseball cap.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
# :D
i think he's part breadloaf too somehow
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:43, archived)
# has breadloaf got currants
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Only if you plug it in
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 2:06, archived)
#
Oh, I think this is my favouritest!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Haha
HAVE A VERY QUICK SURFING ONE EPIPHANY

(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Awww that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)
# I was gonna do waves and water spray and sunglasses and adoring fans but then it was 00:30 :(
Didn't even do a magenta cock :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Haha, no need, this is awesome in it's own right
But highly unlikely to happen
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)
# i like this
because it is lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)
# gnarly!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)
# he looks worried, is he surfing a tidal wave?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
# He doesn't know what he's doing, poor chap.
These kids and their quest for youtube hits :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)
# elepant has big cock
i am very drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
'Night - I'm off to bed. Didn't get a wink of sleep last night :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)
# claaaaan
i found aa quid ohn the street tnight. i bbought a scratchcard with it and won £100 quid. i am drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
# A BIG COCK?


Click for bigger (262 kb)

THIS WAS FUCKING BIBLICAL
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Hahaahahahahhahhhahha!
I want that pic!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)
# :)
That cock of his is longer than our arm if you think about it :)

I need to sleep before some leopards tomorrow, adios

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Have fun with the cats! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)
# BIG COK IS BIG
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
# nobba
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Will they ever learn...
It is only meant to have three pubes per bollock.

Pfffttt... I said Bollock
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 7:58, archived)
#






(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)
# hahahah 2nd one FTW
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Haha
Something about the first makes me very happy.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)
# ARGH! GET THE FUCK OFF THAT SEGWAY YOU STUPID ELEPHANT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)
# heffalup on segw\y
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)
# This is awesome.
And a valuable public safety notice.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
# hehe, but the speed limiter
would prevent him from going too fast.

went on one whilst on holiday. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:02, archived)
# HOLY FUCK IM LATE

I GOT DISTRACTED BY RAILGUNS.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Hahahaha He's lully
QUICK ATTACK WITH DINOJOUSTING!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Haha
Persia two point oh.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)
# electromagnetic propelephant
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)
# bring back war elephants
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
# elephant on port
not the elephant, me
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Hahaha ant trail
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)
# this thread is win
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)
# YEAH! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Haha awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
# I declare you a lunatic mate
off to the asylum with you

Woooo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)
# I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:52, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Oh noes!
Am I too late? Not quite what I was trying to do...
Edit: Tidied up a bit now!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)
# No, hurry up!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)
# There!
Been getting a few issues linking tonight, but they seem to be sorting themselves out.. Oh, and not really 'drawing', but still.... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Cor guv, that's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Oh my, that's fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:54, archived)
# shock and awesome
pink babbiphant is pink
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Thanks all! :)
My very first of this kind thread challenge thingy! I enjoyed that. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)
# the internets is full of nellephants
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:54, archived)
# *TRUMPETS*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:56, archived)
#

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Hahaahaha,he looks so angry
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Ha hahahhaha!
How very chucklesome, angry cock faced elephant!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:01, archived)
# /delurks
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Hahahahahhaha
I think this one is my favourite.

Closely followed by shadas
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Ta
before i relurk, have you missed me? /relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
# No.
Now fuck off!


:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:08, archived)
# :'(
NOW I'M NEVER COMING BACK!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)
# pubes!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sure he'd have loved it...


I've lurked for a long time, first ever post, woop
(Ligdheb, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)
# welcome to b3ta!
pull up a kitten, potatochop a chair, you'll never leave, etc. etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Welcome
Fuck a kitten, shop a chair etc... you'll leave never and start bashing D:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Yay for first posts!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:31, archived)
# I did another art


to go with t'other art

Both together:


Would like a third, but am unsure what colour to set it against, to work with the blue and orange. It was stupid of me to do the second one blue!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Do it light green or yellow
These are really nicely done and deserve more comments :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:22, archived)
# ^ This
Good idea, and yes, the last one was lully, this one is too! They are 'real' too right?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:23, archived)
# I hope you are drawing an elephant
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)
# They were rather cool


Click for bigger (204 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)
# OM NOM NOM NOM!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)
# : D
loverly!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)
# he looks worried
"Oh noes! the mower is coming! must scoff all the grass before it gets here! *noms*"
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)
# aww
hey big fella!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
# thank you!
'real' as in real paint?
they're acrylic, on 10x8" canvas boards.
I'm pretty pleased with them, considering i haven't touched paints since school [a looong time ago now] and was never very good with them even then. but my new flat needed some pictures on the walls and i'm poor so needs must!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)
#
Yep, that's right. Real real! Your painting skills are way above mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
# i was thinking green!
the first one was originally going to be green, but i picked up the red instead of the blue and got orange...
thank you muchly for the nice words!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9591321
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Yellow
and you have an exotic flag of sorts
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)
# rrrrraaawwwrrr
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Nice pic of Chewie!
Click
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Like a hairy bellend.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)
# OH HAI LEMON!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Hai
I just realised I dont make as many pictures as I used to. This made me :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Neither do I
I dont even have a desk here :(

Shall we draw elephants?

Jahled and I got really close to some today.

Yeah, lets draw elephants!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
I cant draw elephants so this should be interesting. Post them in 15 mins?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Yeah!
I drew mine already.

ELEPHANT THREAD AT 0030!

INTERNET GET DRAWING!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)
# I've always thought that Chewie
kind of looks like Scooby and Shaggy's love child...
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Hahaha
This is the sort of simple brilliance I am ashamed not to have beaten you to

Woo you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)
# this deserves
more comments, woo *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)
# this is excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Hahaha,
chewie's got the Elvis lip curl perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)

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