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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)

ha ha

He really does love his spanners like. (I mentally read the strip in a Geordie accent as well)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)

we geordies don't love spanners

we love BEER and TABS

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)

NEWKY BROON

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)

Teeside Tintin

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)

yay! :) breathe the pressure! come play my game i'll test ya!

(two esses though)

/spelling-nazi smoggie blog

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)

Not in the spelling of this on youtube there isn't ;)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=smUBtSk25cE

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)

fair play: we aren't particularly well-educated as a rule :)

tis a shame that even the people who live by the side of the river tees can't get the speelllling rigth :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)

Glad I wasn't the only one :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)

Ha ha ha What on earth?

This is wonderful madness :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)

hahaha :D

i have loved this before and shall love it again :D

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)

Poor JMG :(

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)

It's funny because it's true

Or so I'm told

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)

Hahaha what a spanner!

EDIT: Thanks for the idea by the way, it's my lady's 30th soon.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)

A toolset would be a great gift for the mrs

It will allow her to build the sybian after she dumps you for giving her a toolset.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)

can't have enough spanners

that's what me ma always says

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I proper LOL'd at the second frame. I was never to know the joy that would follow :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)

Spot on!

(I love spanners me.)

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)

Marvellous!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)

Hahaha! Fantastic!

I love these! :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)

*click* :D

does he shop at frank's factory flooring, perchance?

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)

he GANS TE STARK'S

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)

*click

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:08, archived)

Lovely.

*clicks*

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FoldsFive, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)

a good morn to you all

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)

Ha ha I never thought a dog could "happy" someone to death :D

woo

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)

He's gonna lick me!

No! *blink* NO! *blink* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Hellzapoppin, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)

Haha ninja dog

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)

what a beaut

*want dog*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)

The happy dance is where it's at

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)

*refuses to repost hitler happy dance*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)

those hips need a hoop

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)

*Glees*

Ning All :)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)

i can has puppy....

2 1/2 weeks today!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)

aww

cute little fella

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)

awww

mommy love it baby :)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)

Hahaha!

WHAT?

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)

*glees*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)

Been in my head for days now

Thought I'd better get it out

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:47, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

You're on form today

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)

Well, cheers

:)

I really should get back to work

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)

THREADJACK

Don't run away, I may be from /talk, but I'm not here to be mean.
I've finally got a decent computer and a recent copy of photoshop.
Can any of you fine folk recommend a good online tutor for it?
A free one.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)

I'm not sure about PS

but I found some really good video tutorials for Lightroom on the Adobe website itself recently

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)

Cheers.

I'll take a look at that in amanner that suggests I know what you're talking about.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)

www.adobe.com/designcenter/cs4/articles/videoindex.html#photoshop

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)

That seems very helpful.

FANKOO

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)

There are a couple of tutorials up on youtube

one or two are a bit gimmicky (make images look like polaroids and so forth) but they should give you enought to get round the menus and initial concepts.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)

Download paint.net. It's a lot easier ;)

/unhelpful blog

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)

You fucker

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)

hahahahahahaha! you *BAD* man!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)

SHA'MON!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)

hahahah

Seriously though he'd neverland that job

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)

No, but that's because I heard he was dead or something

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:52, archived)

dead? oh fuck what happened?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)

He died

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)

of death?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)

The very one

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)

it's always that.

when will people learn?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)

In the end, they always do

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)

Unless he wheely tried.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)

top work

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)

Cheers :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:52, archived)

lol, aweseome! *clicks*

'ning folks.
Not worth a new thread, but take a look at my colleagues desktop icons.... Naugthy man!

(Virulent, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:52, archived)

now set that as the background and hide his icons.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)

Classic

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)

Thank you

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)

I like his low-cut top.

Looks like he might be aiming for having a corking pair of norks there.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)

It is common knowledge that he went a bit too far in the end in the plastic surgery department

but it was only a logical step in becoming a white woman

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)

wouldn't.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)

LIES.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)

nah i wouldn't.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)

Frigid bitch.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)

hahaha, clever.

I got my first ever fp thanks to his face...

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)

EEP

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)

haha! reminds me of the sphinxes in "Mirrormask"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)

hahaha :D

*does not find spuriously attractive*

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)

You love it

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)

ahahah

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)

haha :D

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenius :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)

^this

aces

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)

Hahaha that is fucking great :D

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ClanSoul, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)

hahaha

superb

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)

Skeletor

Someone shoot me, I can't get Joy Division out of my head.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)

haha

nice tits Jacko

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)

I, on the other hand...

HAVE JUST WOKEN UP!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)

I couldn't wake up this morning

I woke up at 7 and thought "fuck it, I'm going to sleep for another hour" so I did

Also, careful with that monitor going to sleep. The green brigade will be after you because the 0.29W it uses on standby will destroy the planet!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)

this is still a dream

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)

*wakes up*

*realises I am 22 minutes late for work*
*goes back to sleep*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)

me too

but I had to be at work by 8.30

I got to my desk around 8.40 with some Frosties (Morrison's own brand) some toast and tea.

I'm even still in my pyjamas and haven't brushed my teeth yet

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)

Hehe

I normally get up at 7am, watch a DVD until about 7.30 then get ready for work to leave at 8.30. I didn't shave today, that saved me a few minutes.

Plus I have a dentist appointment at 11.30, that put a spanner in the works of my happiness for the day.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)

my bladder usually wakes me up

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:26, archived)

You should consider yourself lucky you don't suffer from this...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)

haha

is it as funny as suffering from tourettes and narcolepsy at the same time?

FUCK ZZZZZ CUNT SHIT ZZZZZZ WANKER ZZZZZZZ

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)

Lucky bugger. I could have slept for ages this morning. AAAAGES.

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)

I went to sleep while watching Omid Djalili on 4OD and drinking Glenfiddich

I dreamt I was a Scottish Iranian

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)

Do you put on the Iranian voice for comic effect?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)

not deliberately

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:42, archived)

this

is a special kind of excellent.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)

Hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:47, archived)

It's OK about the standby power

the Hot Chocolate will short him out entirely anyway

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)

This fills me with glee

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)

Monitor might star in his own set of domestic adventures

Monitors brushes his teeth
Monitor takes a shit
Monitor feeds the cat
etc

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:24, archived)

Monitor sets out to see the world!

tagline: 'First he showed you it, now he wants to see it himself'

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:34, archived)

haha

but steady on - he's only got 1m of power cable

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:42, archived)

Well that's his plans foiled then

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)

Haha, I know that hat :-)

This otter is waking up

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Hellzapoppin, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)

OTTER HAS STOLEN MONITORS HAT!

and also Smug Otter is tired, but still smug

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)

Haha

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Hellzapoppin, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)

awww... I wish I could go back to bed right now...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)

GOOD MROING!

lucky bastard monitor :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)

They`re here!!

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 8:26, archived)

I like that

quite a lot. Its a bit sinister.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 8:27, archived)

Nicely

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 8:28, archived)

I like this...

I was going to do soemthing with Poltergeist but forgot what it was.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 8:32, archived)

Bit of hair dye and she could be someone else

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 8:45, archived)

very good sir

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)

hahah, brill :D

ningles everyone, on this rather wet tuesday morn'!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 8:46, archived)

phoar!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 8:52, archived)

don't ogle me!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:08, archived)

Woo... Scary CDC with hads, watching telly...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 8:49, archived)

Morning you rotters

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 8:52, archived)

ha ha :D

NING! back-atcha

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 8:56, archived)

Hahahahaha

Nings med

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:00, archived)

hahah! nings :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)

ningles Meds

Classic 'ning-age

almost as good as the tram

almost...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:08, archived)

Heheh

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)

hahaha

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)

EEP

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)

hahahahaha

still scarier than the remake

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:38, archived)

Argh!

Look into it's cold dead eyes.

(acered76 What!? The Curtains?, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)

hmm - she'd be better off calling the Rediffusion man

hehe.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 8:55, archived)

excellent

you've taken the challenge brief superbly

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)

I am quite happy with it

considering I have not been to sleep yet and have been up since 5pm yesterday.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:13, archived)

smart

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)

awesome :)

splendid mind-thoughts :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)

I am so wasted!!!!!

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 7:57, archived)

I CAN'T READ THIS

FUCK

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 8:16, archived)

nice early start

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 8:43, archived)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 6:19, archived)

Air whale!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 6:23, archived)

If only we could see the gas coming out of her arse!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 6:31, archived)

DON'T LET ME DOWN (GENTLY, IF YOU HAVE TO LET ME DOWN AT ALL)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 6:35, archived)

fuck, I just spent the last hour listening to Miles Hunt

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZBbaKKR_z8

but it was Malc I had the crush on

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 7:23, archived)

FUCKING HELL

www.discogs.com/Wonder-Stuff-Love-Bites-And-Bruises/release/1591919

DO WANT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 7:25, archived)

what the shit?

some fan I am

I didn't even know there were two post-reunion albums

HELLO, AMAZON.CO.UK

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 7:30, archived)

they're probably shit, but I WILL BUY THEM FUCKING ANYWAY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 7:30, archived)

Well, when you do, make sure you're WiFi is secured and you're far away from Queensland police

www.smh.com.au/technology/security/the-great--wifi-robbery-police-to-patrol-down-your-street-20090721-drqb.html

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 7:38, archived)

I had tickets to see the Wonderstuff on their last UK tour before the split.

Two nights in Glasgow - I had tickets for both shows. The first night, Miles Hunt had laryngitis and they stopped the gig halfway through. Then cancelled the next show.

When they came back to Glasgow a few months later for a Radio 1 show, they got pelters from the crowd. I got my money back for the unused ticket though, so meh.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 7:54, archived)

Saw them at Reading in 92.

Public Enemy the following night, Nirvana on Sunday.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 7:59, archived)

Woo

Click for bigger (89 kb)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 6:54, archived)

this

i desperately wanted to watch that obscenely stupid woman get mauled by the polar bears. poor guys was just playin when they bit her bum, anyway.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 8:17, archived)

how about a relaxing game of aids the frog????/?

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d d, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 7:13, archived)

That's more of a good thing!

She could land on my face, but not from that height.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 7:27, archived)

Tonight on Eastenders......

Boris Johnson tackles the growing problem of vandalism in Walford....

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:55, archived)

I dunno

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:46, archived)

Kittyleopard!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:53, archived)

AWWWWWW

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Shiksa, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 6:00, archived)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

she may look cute but she will have your leg off in seconds, I swear

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 6:04, archived)

Oh no, she's gentle as a little lamb

go on, give her a pat

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 6:12, archived)

awwwww look at the little FUCKING SHIT CHRIST MY LEG

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 6:34, archived)

It's ok,

she's just being friendly!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 6:54, archived)

AGGHHH NO NOT THE OTHER LEG FUCKING HELL

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 6:58, archived)

oops

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 7:02, archived)

New Leadership with Kevin Rudd: TALK TO THE HAND

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:43, archived)

Is this the "new" made out of 100% the same as before?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:45, archived)

Here come's another one, just like the other one.

... every politician deserves the right to spend more money on marketing campaigns....
The taxpayer loves it!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:50, archived)

A wise bard of an earlier age put it like; "No matter who you vote for, the government always gets in."

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:54, archived)

RUDDY GALAH

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:46, archived)

Is this lolotics?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:47, archived)

crikey

that.. is really rather unnerving.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 6:11, archived)

LOLITICAL!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)

OH I'M STRESSED.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:31, archived)

haha

To everything, turn turn turn

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:42, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:42, archived)

I could watch that for hours

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:43, archived)

How about playing a relaxing game of...

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:43, archived)

DON'T GO THERE.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:45, archived)

AIDS AIDS AIDS!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:50, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:00, archived)

AWWWW DAYUM.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:01, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:01, archived)

lol

www.youtube.com/watch?v=x81iip6psks

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:14, archived)

Awww...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:03, archived)

awwww thalidokitty where's you paws at

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:03, archived)

don't cwy kitteh!

I'll b ur fwend!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:04, archived)

I LICKED A FUNNY STAMP

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:05, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:09, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:06, archived)

No, bollocks to "awwwwwwww".

There are people starving in, erm, whatsit...

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:08, archived)

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:29, archived)

AWWWW

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Shiksa, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 5:35, archived)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:28, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:31, archived)

Hooray!

Edit: My first Vimod. *tears up*

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:33, archived)

Hahaha

Nice one

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:44, archived)

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elbow, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:46, archived)

Yes!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:52, archived)

Close Much?!?!

mw2.google.com/mw-panoramio/photos/medium/19679169.jpg

(cityofangels, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:19, archived)

FAIL

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elbow, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:21, archived)

Hello elbow.

Is that a shiny new icon?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:23, archived)

kaboom!

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elbow, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:30, archived)

Wow. And I thought I was tonite's crappest.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:21, archived)

Sorry you missed out there.

She looks a bit like Boxxy. Which probably means
she's a crazed attention-seeking loon. You're
better off here. Also she has a pig's nose in
her mouth.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:25, archived)

I tried to tell her that.

But she was too focussed on trying to let me down gently.

Daft cow, she should've let me down my way instead of giving me the blooz.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:31, archived)

That's the problem with Sarf Effrika.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:23, archived)

You appear to have fucked up teh uplaod codez.

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:27, archived)

if you like that picture then boy will you love this web place

www.webhamster.com/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:27, archived)

Most ironic song title ever.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:29, archived)

beautiful!

just beautiful

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:40, archived)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:29, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:33, archived)

Haven't seen that one for ages

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:43, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:46, archived)

So, to take stock of this,

so far in your B3ta posting career, you've made a grand total of two posts. In both of them, you have posted a link to /Board rather than /Links.
You're two for two on the Failometer. Care to try for the hat-trick?

Alternatively, if you don't actually WANT 50% of the B3ta population to put you on Ignore, and the other 50% to be constantly bitching at you every time you post, you could always READ and LEARN from here:
BEHOLD, THE FAQ!

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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)

Folks, I got the blooz so bad I'm here at 3:40am.

Help.

I had a date lined up for tomorrow nite with the best-looking girl in a town of 100,000 people. She texted me to cancel, with the words: "I don't think it's a good idea..." (etc etc).

Drat.

Also, I'm facing redundancy. July 31. Will we know in advance? We don't know.

Any words of comfort out there? (Or out-and-out pisstaking, come to that)

*EDIT* Yep, this is her, btw. Or it was.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:43, archived)

She's cute.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:45, archived)

Heh,

That's exactly what I was after.

*EDIT*
And also, she's hurt my feelings. So she can damn well have this picture put on the internet. Hmph.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:46, archived)

She may be cuuuute, but I bet she's a complete DUMBASS.

Yeah, stupid DUMBASS.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:59, archived)

I bet she poos too

all the time

just all day long

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:00, archived)

Oh she's sick. She's not worth the effort. Anyone who's a DUMBASS and who POOS all over. I mean ew not worth the effort.

I bet she has ANTS too.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:02, archived)

FUCKING ANTS!!!

*shakes fist*

ANTS!!

*shakes fist again*

SHIT! MY FIST IS THROBBING!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:03, archived)

Please check your blood for ants.

Frants.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:06, archived)

I can't

because

of the MOTH?S

FUCKING MOTHS!?!

thud thud thud thud thud

STOP THEM TTSTSTSTR!! SOPT THEM!!

thud thud thud thud thud

:(

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:07, archived)

AHHH AHHH AHHH THEY'RE FLYING AT MY FACE BUT IT ISN'T THE MOON.

THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:09, archived)

So can I say that I would now?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:05, archived)

yeah man

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:06, archived)

You're welcome.

She wouldn't with me.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:09, archived)

Depending on my level of consciousness

I would you as well

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:10, archived)

If it involves a free trip to Brazil,

I'm surprisingly open-minded.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:14, archived)

You can travel across the sea

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:16, archived)

Ooh, is that that Jesus bloke?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:21, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:46, archived)

that was my reaction

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Shada, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:46, archived)

*starts feeling a bit better...*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:47, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHAHHHHHAHHHAHHHAHHHHAHHHAH fuck

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:47, archived)

Stylish

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:50, archived)

Hahahaha

oh yea

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:51, archived)

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Shada, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:53, archived)

awwwwwwww

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:54, archived)

Haha! - Awwww...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:31, archived)

Hahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:32, archived)

IF THIS IS THE BLUES, WHY'D I FEEL SO GREEN?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:48, archived)

IT'S BECAUSE YOU OFF, BOY, PLUM OFF!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:50, archived)

What's the gag - I say, what's the gag, son? Gag, that is.

www.last.fm/music/Regurgitator/_/If+This+Is+The+Blues,+Why+Do+I+Feel+So+Green%3F

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:05, archived)

my internet has lost strength

and I cannot stream anything

so I think it is time for bedlessp

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:11, archived)

"this isn't 4chan"

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d d, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:49, archived)

that is always comforting to hear

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Shada, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:49, archived)

no but really

try maybe doing something else instead of going on a date

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d d, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:52, archived)

This one time I 4chan and it was rubbish but then 4chan I was told it was and it was always rubbish.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:51, archived)

accidentally a 4chan this one time I

accidentally this one time I a 4chan

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:52, archived)

I 4chan and no one else 4chan so I stopped 4chan.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:02, archived)

It bloody is at this time of night, Bob.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:52, archived)

Noooooo

for a start we've all got names.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:56, archived)

ANNENMES!!

U CNT SE MY NAME IV GOT GO AN NAME .

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Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:00, archived)

Ah bless

it's ok.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:02, archived)

I want a bacon sandwich

will you make me one?

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:02, archived)

I don't think either of us would enjoy that :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:05, archived)

oh yeah

I forgot

you only eat vegetable-meat.

This is a a cat's trophy

I will have to make a snaditch myself in this scenario

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:06, archived)

Hoooold on there

how about I offer you a fine veggie alternative?
Although yeah, I am aware of the pervasive power of bacons for meat-eaters.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:08, archived)

Mofaha are we best friends yet?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:03, archived)

Wate, I'll check my chart.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:05, archived)

We're even lower than we started, guys. We're not even colleagues now.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:06, archived)

YOU ARE A CORLAL REEF CREATURS WITH YOUR ANEEMONONES

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:02, archived)

here

eatliver.com/i.php?n=4573

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:52, archived)

ahhhahhhah awesome

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:57, archived)

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elbow, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:59, archived)

Haha

excellent

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:03, archived)

Pffft!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:05, archived)

1) Stop following me around.

2) Stop taking photographs of me.
3) Ignore 1 &/or 2, and I'll set my mum on you. And you don't want that, believe me.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:07, archived)

HAHAHAHA

Top stuff!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:12, archived)

woah it's 3am how did that happen

post RED things in this thread, why not

(

Shada, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:09, archived)

This is the first thing I found on my old image server with a filename starting with "red"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:11, archived)

RED LEGS

WOAH LOOK OUT BEEP BEEP

(

Shada, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:13, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:18, archived)

good job that lion doesnt have a blue shell

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Shada, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:22, archived)

Watch out! ACCIENDIENT potentially!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:27, archived)

...and this is the first "red" filename on the newer server.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:13, archived)

also this

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:14, archived)

This makes me seriously want your brain.

Have a Bart

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:26, archived)

That's a lovely photo

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:28, archived)

SPEED CAT

AS FAST AS I CAN BE

(

Shada, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:29, archived)

Speedcat has the knowledge of where the food bowl is.

And is using his guidance system to navigate toward it.

(

cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:33, archived)

GOODCAT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:32, archived)

haha

his underpants are also his shirt

(

Shada, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:14, archived)

It saves time in the mornings

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:15, archived)

OH NO RASPUTIN

He is trying to hold the ceiling up his head, and everything is about to collapse :^O

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:17, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:17, archived)

this mask allows me to commune with uglyfolk

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Shada, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:18, archived)

hello uglyfolk

blah blah blah cigs and booze blah blah blah watch the footy.
Jolly good.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:20, archived)

smoke some fags and play some pool, pretend you never went to school

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:33, archived)

Smoke some pool and play some school, pretend you never went to fags

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:41, archived)

sayyy!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:22, archived)

It's LSD or Jesus!

Freakout

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:18, archived)

Sunburn

is a bitch

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:34, archived)

I did this accidentally the other day

With eyes closed

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:13, archived)

i think this piece represents DISAPPROVAL OF THE DECLINE OF STEAM POWER

(

Shada, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:15, archived)

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elbow, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:14, archived)

thanks bro aight

(

Shada, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:15, archived)

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elbow, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:30, archived)

that looks pretty cool actually, it'd make a good background for a tiny electronic device

(

Shada, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:31, archived)

Oh, bloody hell. img src what? Red pic.

img518.imageshack.us/img518/2058/tescobatoutofhellfc5.jpg

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:15, archived)

I NEED FUEL FOR MY ROCKET BIKE

(

Shada, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:17, archived)

THIS IS THE FUEL FOR YOUR ROCKET BIKE. STAY UP ALL NITE AND THEN GO GO GO.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:19, archived)

Innit!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:16, archived)

(

Shada, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:16, archived)

From an ancient thread

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:25, archived)

i am Norge the Barbarian

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Shada, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:29, archived)

NORGE!

racist!

edit: only joking!

(norge)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:33, archived)

this is the only red thing I have ready-made :(

Click for bigger (76 kb)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:29, archived)

haha is that michael jackson

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Shada, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:31, archived)

I think it might have been Britney Spears

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:39, archived)

Shall you not pass?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:40, archived)

only red thing I got

boy, is my face red!

RED

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:31, archived)

WARNING WARNING

FLASHING X AND ANGRY DISCOMEATS

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Shada, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:32, archived)

OMG I AM ON FUCKING FIRE!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:33, archived)

Not really though.

You're not actually on fire.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:41, archived)

no not really

:(

I'm sorry, I lied about the fire.

:(

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:49, archived)

It's ok.

Do try not to go on fire though.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:58, archived)

I will go on an aadventure in 6 hours time

to pick up a mighty organ

with which I will use for purposes of evil

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:59, archived)

DOP..PEL..GANGER!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:31, archived)

haha i dont know who that is but boy is that stylish

(

Shada, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:32, archived)

Man From Another Place (Michael J. Anderson)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9HN4zSriDs

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:38, archived)

oh haha

i only know this from things that reference and parody it, unfortunately

(

Shada, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:41, archived)

get the DVDs

first series is fucking excellent
second series stalls a bit (once Leland is dead, basically) without Lynch's writing or direction (though he does act more)

the final episode is a killer.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:45, archived)

In the inimitable Rapitinui style.

Super cool.

I get the feeling Humphrey Bogart is in the background.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:36, archived)

I don't have many red pictures

and I'm at work so I can't make a new one just now.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:47, archived)

That's great.

Red curtains!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:40, archived)

"you dont have to put on a red light"

- bob dylan

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d d, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:32, archived)

bob dylan knows what is what

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Shada, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:33, archived)

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elbow, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:36, archived)

I'M HAPPY I SAW THIS BIG RED THING.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:41, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:45, archived)

shit yeah look at all that

(

Shada, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:46, archived)

busy busy busy

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:48, archived)

SPIN SPIN SPIN FOREVER

TOWER OF SPINSKULLS

(

Shada, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:45, archived)

Some days

You just fucking wanna...

/relurks

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 2:59, archived)

awwwww

some days I could totally punch a baby in the face but I would probably never kick a puppy

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:02, archived)

How about

would you kick a baby into a puppy's face?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:04, archived)

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:17, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:00, archived)

Harming dogs? Yes, please. *joins queue* (But I'd rather harm dog owners. After all, it's hardly the dogs' fault that dog owners should be rounded up and exterminated in gas chambers.)

By the way, here's this tired old pic again. Yr mama sacks cooks in Hull, etc

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:03, archived)

i'll shin you into the sea you cuddly lump of love

(

Shada, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:08, archived)

Fucking puppies and their fucking puppy eyes

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:09, archived)

Hahaha,

gooooaaaal!!

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:26, archived)

You get the idea............

.
No skillz :(
.

(

paranoiaman, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 2:36, archived)

I've tried

but i really can't work out what is happening here :D

(

Shada, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 2:45, archived)

The pinball wizard of oz....

(Tommy)... Told you I had no skillz !

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paranoiaman, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 2:49, archived)

DOWN WITH THE BEDCLOTHES, UP WITH THE NIGHTSHIRT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 2:51, archived)

I should get this on DVD

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_Qbidac8J8

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 2:56, archived)

i've been wondering..

if the go kart is invisible, is the fire invisible also?

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elbow, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:01, archived)

YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU SEE IT

BUT I WOULD RECOMMEND YOU RUN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:14, archived)

roger that

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elbow, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:18, archived)

RESEARCHING ABOUT, RESEARCHING ABOUT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 2:58, archived)

"Uncle Ernie has touched me in a very beautiful way. Fiddle About should be the theme song to the next CSI spinoff."

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:01, archived)

Jesus Christ almighty.

And I thought I was crap!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 2:52, archived)

My kittin can fly.

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)

hello Patrick!

goodcat

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 2:17, archived)

so you starve poor Patrick for a week and hang a fish from the ceiling

just for the sake of a good picture

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 2:19, archived)

There is no conceivable way for him to get up there. He can only jump about five feet as far as I'm aware

and there's nothing around for him to jump off.

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 2:22, archived)

look for clawmarks on the door

a determined (starving) cat is capable of much :P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 2:28, archived)

Patrick! No.

He went halfway across, but I couldn't snap a pic.

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 2:54, archived)

LIES!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 2:20, archived)

FLUFF!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 2:21, archived)

Awwwww

looking for adventir

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 2:23, archived)

an whatevir comes mah way

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 2:33, archived)

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