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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:39, archived)

THEY TERMS

THEY BUSINESS TERMS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:41, archived)

You were watching Top Gear last night...

Weren't you...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:45, archived)

Anyone else find the last 5 mins excruciatingly annoying?

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:49, archived)

it was a bit arty farty

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:51, archived)

Apparently there was a point

I didn't get it.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:57, archived)

I think the point was..

Us poor souls will no longer be able to watch other people drive very expensive cars, because of speed cameras.

WTF?

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:16, archived)

I just watched it on iplayer

Yes, this. I thought Top Gear was there to be able to give us mere mortals a taster of what it is like to drive a car like that - not try and make us feel sorry for people who can not afford them anymore

Top Gear in my very humble opinion has long since disappeared up its own botty. I mean, look at the state of Hammond as he is leading into the piece about the Aston Martin

He looks like a middle-aged lesbian who has been dragged through a hedge and raped by an unexpectedly large vibrator

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)

they take the piss out of May all the time

but he is clearly the best of all 3. He shows a genuine interest in technology, be it in cars or alternate energy sources (great show that by the way).

It may be a slightly boring interest, but I'd take that any day over that complete tosspot Clarkson.

(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:02, archived)

I don't watch TV.

Except the odd comedy on iPlayer.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:50, archived)

amazed at how many cars Jay Leno had :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:50, archived)

the story he told about the two 'gang members' was ace :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:28, archived)

Woaw !

They go the hard way against illegaly downloaded music

(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:47, archived)

O_O

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:54, archived)

that'll teach those ipod buying motherfuckers

also: death by cell phone
I quite liked the exploding laptop batteries, too

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:56, archived)

hahahahah! iMine - the enemy will just WANT to tread on them!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:00, archived)

For No one (reason in particular)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:19, archived)

Hahaha terrific!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:20, archived)

haha!

tea meets keyboard

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:22, archived)

i bet you gots the reason you justs embarrassed to say what the reasons am

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:24, archived)

he wants them to play him lullabies in bed

BUT WOULDN'T WE ALL, AT LEAST ONCE, JUST TO TRY IT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:25, archived)

dude lullabies should be facepunches this is what a father shold do

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:28, archived)

yeah, this country needs tough babies

punch your fucking kids to sleep

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:29, archived)

you Antipodeans

do you say 'utilise' or 'utilize'?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:31, archived)

"use"

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:31, archived)

"punch the fucker until it quits bitching"

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:32, archived)

NO BUT SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:33, archived)

HEY WE'RE ALL ABOUT THE SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS TERMS AROUND HERE

WE ARE TOTALLY ALL ABOUT IT AND ALSO THEM

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)

AT THE END OF THE DAY, YEAH. UH, SYNERGY.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:54, archived)

today i totally applied for a job in the 'synergy' department of a major telecommunications comany

I was led to believe that i was going for an 80k job only to be told that it was actualy 56k

to be honest i'm still thinking it could be ok versus no job`

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:58, archived)

I still favour the QUEEN'S MOTHER FUCKING ENGLISH with an s consistently

though a z is more and more acceptable because a lot of people have U.S. spell checkers and they're lazy, stupid cunts

but yeah, saying "utilise" when "use" is appropriate would mark you as a wanker in these parts.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:38, archived)

ah thank you

it was something written in American English that's being localised into Australian English by someone who speaks British English

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:41, archived)

Hahaha! Sorry, couldn't resist...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:28, archived)

You sir, are an animating legend :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:31, archived)

dont apllogise

that's FAB!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:31, archived)

GOWAN HANNIBAL WANK THA' GEETARGH!

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arrangedletters, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:34, archived)

*loves it when a band comes together*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:38, archived)

*spangs with a cabbage*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:39, archived)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:43, archived)

Hahaha

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:30, archived)

hahahahahhaahh!

ace, Joe!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:31, archived)

I love it when a band comes together

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:31, archived)

You broke my reality.

Again.

Jeez, dude :)

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:59, archived)

Hahahahah...

Have some balls...

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Ninj, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:34, archived)

O.O

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)

poomph!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:37, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)

At last!

After all these years, that picture is finally funny!

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:53, archived)

still needz

a shave tho for the new millenium porn

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:14, archived)

*Sings I am the Walrus to the A-Team Theme*

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arrangedletters, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)

i love it when a plan comes together

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:44, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)

PISSWOLVES

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:17, archived)

BARK AT THE MOON

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:23, archived)

THIS IS HOW THE GOOD PISS GETS RELEASED

HOT. PISS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:17, archived)

PISSMOON

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:18, archived)

HOT PISS

COMING FROM THAT ASS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:21, archived)

I STILL WANT TO KNOW ABOUT BEING A WEREWOLF

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:24, archived)

I CAN TOTALLY HELP YOU WITH THAT!!!`

ok so let's do this warewolf thing are you sure you want wolf man that's usually only furries that settles on wolves.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:26, archived)

well I heard werejaguars were kinda cool but that's a bit too close to a wereocelot and we all know where that kinda stuff leads man

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:28, archived)

Look what my new cat can do.......

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:15, archived)

There goes the neighbourhood....

woo

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)

a Catbat!

Woo

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)

Still gonna to get caught...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:17, archived)

Tremendous!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:17, archived)

That's a beautiful source image of yours, actually :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:19, archived)

ha ha I rather fancy this gruff little fella

would be a greater risk to strings of sausages left unnattended by butchers.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:18, archived)

CATBAT

DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER

CATBAT

DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER

BATCAT?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:17, archived)

Hahahah!

if you had used a younger cat, I guess it would be a "Batten" ir maybe a "Kit-Bat"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:17, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:19, archived)

brill

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:19, archived)

Heheheh

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:34, archived)

It's funny

'cause in French, a "bat" is a "chauve-souris"
and "souris" is "mouse"

(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:44, archived)

oui oui, c'est ca

tres jolie

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:57, archived)

Rent this!

(dalliard daily guff @ dalliard.com, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:05, archived)

Genius!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:06, archived)

*hears the song in his head*

Starts to rock in his chair, whimpering.
Edit: I once had flu/fever and spent a night half mad with delerium in bed with this song playing through my head over and over and over....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:06, archived)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:07, archived)

haha Rentaghost was fantastic*

* bunch of arse

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:07, archived)

I have genuine memories of watching it as a nipper and loving it BIG-STYLE

But I really have not ever seen a single clip / scrap of it since then, so have no ideas what it was really like.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:11, archived)

haha

I never had a clue what was going on in it, but I remember Timothy Claypole reminded me of Freddie Mercury, and I thought Freddie Mercury was a bit creepy

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:12, archived)

...and funnily enough they both died of AIDS

coincidence?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:14, archived)

^this totally

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:13, archived)

This sounds like a good idea

watch out for your filesize ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:07, archived)

hahahahahahhah! ....not seen that for YEARS....

*how big?*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:10, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:12, archived)

Oh my word!

0_0

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:13, archived)

brilliant!

With a capital B.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:17, archived)

I'm laughing my arse off in the office

and nobody else around me is old enough to remember Rhentaghost so I just look weird and old

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)

huzzah

and hurrah for Molly Weir

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:12, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:14, archived)

just what the fuck is going on in the source image, man

just what! just what!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)

This in gigaspades. WTF?

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)

danger danger reading this i betta

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)

so gonna to get caught

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:17, archived)

noice

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:18, archived)

*starts the reactor*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:24, archived)

heyhey i bet there is danger in reading this i betta

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:15, archived)

ahhhah I think I remember Motley Hall

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:15, archived)

Me too

I'd forgotten all about it but I recognize the cunt in the jester hat.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:18, archived)

I don't remember it being good.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:30, archived)

Marvellous!

*rushes over to play.com to preorder*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:15, archived)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:30, archived)

This is epic

Woo!

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)

What's my name!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:01, archived)

you'll have to explain this one to me

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:03, archived)

kioreans eat dogs lol

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:05, archived)

I ate a dog once but it wasn't delicious so i never ate a dog again

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:06, archived)

Maybe you just ate the wrong dog

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:07, archived)

no this was supposed to be a delicious dog

it was covered in secret dog spices

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:12, archived)

You should have tried a sausage dog first

LOLOLOLOLOL

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:15, archived)

You should've had it with udon noodles

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:08, archived)

HEY THERE IS THIS JOKE ABOUT BROWN AND RHYMING WITH SNOOP

DOCTOR DRE AMITRILE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:05, archived)

LOLOLOL

I TOTALLY DIDN'T JUST READ THAT SOMEWHERE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:10, archived)

Meanwhile in the hills...

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Ninj, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:59, archived)

Woo!

Here's what they look like before they're released into the wild.

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:01, archived)

...and here they are relaxing on vacation

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:02, archived)

I like this very much

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)

Oooh pretty!

How can he cross the stream?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:01, archived)

Don't cross the stream

It would be bad

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:02, archived)

Why the AT would cross the stream ?

Ask a chicken.

(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:11, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:15, archived)

A variation of "Why the chicken crossed the road ?"

(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:42, archived)

bloody hell, Ninj, AWESOME stuff!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:02, archived)

Ta Stevie

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Ninj, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:03, archived)

maybe he could do lots of shits

and eventually, over a couple decades, build a bridge from his own shit

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:02, archived)

Lovely stuff Ninj!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:05, archived)

Ta Moley!

You fine and indeed 'dandy' sir? :D

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Ninj, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:07, archived)

the sun is in the background

but but.. the shadow... heads towards the sun!

you know, I'm not sure this image is real!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:08, archived)

I think somebody 'shopped the sun in...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)

crazy sun! it'll destroy us all!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:17, archived)

He's getting rusty

Or it is camoflage painting ?
(great work)

(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:09, archived)

Seems like the first few jumps weren't at all successful

noice!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:36, archived)

This is the best thing ever.

I feel sad and happy at the same time.

I don't suppose that there is a bigger one?

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:57, archived)

Sorry sir!

I gorn and shrunked it :( Thank you tho

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Ninj, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:49, archived)

I am roy keane for this.

(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 14:00, archived)

Dirty, dirty...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:46, archived)

Larvley(!)

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Joliet, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:47, archived)

They need TenaLady

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:48, archived)

One needs TenaLady the other needs TenaQueen...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:48, archived)

One fears there may be a market for this sort of thing

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:48, archived)

Mmm... business

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:50, archived)

the great wall of gina is a true example of this

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:52, archived)

This is proof that the body is about 90% water. They can't hold theirs.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:48, archived)

PRELUDE TO A SHIT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:50, archived)

FAECQUIUM TO A SHITDREAM

A SHITDREAM IS A DREAM ABOUT SHIT not to be confused with a shit dream which is just a shit idrea

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:52, archived)

Haha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:00, archived)

that's not a real shit

you totally shopped that

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:03, archived)

HOW DARE YOU

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:03, archived)

They have obviously been on here.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:50, archived)

Hahahahah...

Loverly sir!

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Ninj, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:58, archived)

christ almighty, this pissing contest just keeps on going!

heheheh, very woo!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:01, archived)

ok dudes and also ladies we need to talk about this

stop making things such a mean times and we shut the fuck up before we do harmful things is this a deal

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:43, archived)

ARE YOU INTIMIDATED????

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:45, archived)

Snake mouth man!

and I think to myself, what a wonderful world.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:46, archived)

SNAKE MOUTH MAN: ARE YOU INTIMIDATED???????????

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:54, archived)

I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU

ALSO AN AXE AND SOME PEPPER SPRAY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:46, archived)

0_0 0_0

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:48, archived)

oh man there are eyes and there is spray and spray i'm really disappointed in you spray

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:50, archived)

ARE YOU INTIMIDATED

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:55, archived)

not really but I am a bit afraid of this

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:59, archived)

MAYBE I'M AFRAID OF THE WAY I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:00, archived)

SO ROOOMAANNNNTIC

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:03, archived)

Total domination

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:06, archived)

IN BEEEEEEEEEDDD

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:07, archived)

Saturday night viewing just isn't what it used to be...

Anti-RIS

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:20, archived)

I do not understand these words

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)

Don't worry

k3b/-\b will be along in a minute to disagree with them anyway

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:23, archived)

I presume it's spang worthy so have one anyway :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:26, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:27, archived)

moi? would i do that?

it looks philosophical and besides, anyone can postulate what they like...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:27, archived)

wooooo *pretends to understand*

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FIEND, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:22, archived)

That's what gave me the idea

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:23, archived)

hey guys what would happen if we all secretly died from bad relations

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:23, archived)

i mean in a fun way not a danger way

maybe dangerfun but that's the limit

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:23, archived)

I went to the Danger Zone.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:24, archived)

I HOPE YOU TOOK THE HIGHWAY

do you secretly hate people

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:27, archived)

NO I'M PRETTY OPEN ABOUT IT REALLY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:32, archived)

ok well that's cool

so hey let's do a dirty here let's do this up I have some lectures in important business

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:35, archived)

done a shit on the bus and blamed it on a little kid

just commuting like
talking on my cell phone
doing a shit

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:37, archived)

I believe that the market is now ready for portable bedpans

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:43, archived)

I SIMPLY DEFECATE UPON PEOPLE OF A LOWER SOCIOECONOMIC STATUS IT IS MY RIGHT AS A SUCCESSFUL BUISNESSMAN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:47, archived)

THAT IS SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS PRACTICE TO PASS THE SHIT DOWN

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:49, archived)

TRICKLE DOWN EFFECT. INVISIBLE HANDS.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:04, archived)

I gotta be honest

I was in hospital maybe five years ago

I had some throat disease that nobody knew about, the called it "superglotitis"

I fucking loved lying down in bed and using those pissbottles, I should really try and market them as slob accessories.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:49, archived)

well that sounds simply SUPER.

ALSO: SELLING YOUR PISS ON EBAY TO THE FAITHFUL

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:51, archived)

People are already selling Budweiser online

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:54, archived)

are you intimidated

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:57, archived)

NO, I GOT YOUR PISS

I OWN YOUR PISS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:05, archived)

WHAT YOU THINK YOU CAN DO

WITHOUT MY STEADY SUPPLY

OF PISSS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:14, archived)

I GOT PISS COLLATERAL IN TANKS, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:22, archived)

BITCH DON'T TRY AND SUPPRESS MY PISSFUTURE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:25, archived)

THIS FUCKING PISS IS GOING THROUGH THE FUCKING ROOF!

You also owe me a new fucking roof.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:26, archived)

ok i can't argue that one

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)

I'd be selling them to corporate offices everywhere.

Imagine the increase in the rate of productivity, if no one had to get up, leave their desk and go to the loo.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:52, archived)

i been in a shitcarriage on a train

I didn't get a photo beforen changen carriage

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:46, archived)

It's a fine line between pleasure and pain, my friend.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:25, archived)

i done a shitin a urinal for this

also in a pokie tray

man don't make me shit not other places

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:29, archived)

I can just see an old pensioner at a pub playing the pokies and wins.

Then realises that all those coins in the machine are "backed up" due to the chocolate log clogging the collection area

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:41, archived)

i am going to be the best old person ever

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:58, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:58, archived)

i'll have pom poms sewn in all over my head and body

i'll barge my way to the front of every cue
and leer at all the sluts

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:59, archived)

OLD MAN POWER: WILL ENGAGE

BRING THE MOTHERFUCKING RAUKUS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:01, archived)

mmmmmmm divinyls

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:36, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAARRGH!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:23, archived)

I get it!

Does anyone want to play iSketch animals for half an hour?
www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:24, archived)

Yes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:27, archived)

That sucked

LOL

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:38, archived)

Engrish

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:24, archived)

Arf!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:50, archived)

Some utter cunt played this at me at the weekend:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58

So I drew this while on the telephone.

Click for bigger (136 kb)

I am sorry to anyone who clicks the link above...

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:54, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:58, archived)

haha.

Class :)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:03, archived)

that's sick that is

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)

Hell yeah!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:51, archived)

That's sick that

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:01, archived)

haha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:04, archived)

ahahah

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)

Pffft

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)

You shoulda brought a gun instead of a beer, mate.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:05, archived)

hehehe

Techo?

Put a donk on it!

House?

Put a donk on it!

aaaaaarghh..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:14, archived)

aaaay that's reet good tony

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:20, archived)

I wonder if they're really that common, or if they common it up for professional purposes?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:30, archived)

I got your donk

right here

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:48, archived)

haha

that's some good christian rap

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Shada, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:01, archived)

Tune in next week for another exciting episode of....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:54, archived)

he's like a butch Alan Carr with a decent set of teeth

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)

Maybe we should get them together?

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:03, archived)

hahah

i like this

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:22, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:26, archived)

Something I did on Friday

A very short Simon's Cat fan film :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:44, archived)

silly catface..maru is awesome

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:47, archived)

way to go spoiling the ending ;P

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:49, archived)

I could have posted this..oops

www.youtube.com/watch?v=urizHysauG0
www.youtube.com/watch?v=08pVpBq706k&feature=related

the second ones awesome..I want a strange bag/hat wearing cat

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:50, archived)

Hahahahahaah, that's a great one

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)

But the cat came back the very next day

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)

I bloody love this!

hurrah and stuff!

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Weetobix, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)

Wow

Just wow, that is all.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:15, archived)

Sign me up!

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:37, archived)

He should be a Tesco Manager

/hatred of tesco managers blog

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:39, archived)

that iz how two lurn frensh if yoo watch alo alo

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:40, archived)

Listen very carefully

I shall say this only once...

Testicles, that is all.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:44, archived)

Freebs?

Tesco value french

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:44, archived)

pffft

that isn't genuine.. is it?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:44, archived)

naw - here's the original:

Lee

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)

hahahahahaaa

I WIL NOT NIK IT HONEST

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:57, archived)

haahahhahaha! I still keep reading "DONT" as "Donut" for some reason, even considering that isn't the worst of it :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)

Time for some nude bungee.

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Ian Woosnam, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:32, archived)

hahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:32, archived)

Tits

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:33, archived)

Hahaha

Tetons!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:33, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:33, archived)

SCIENCE!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)

hahahahahahahahah!

she should have tied them in a knot before she jumped...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)

Hahaha!

Ning all.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)

o_O

Like jelly nailed to the wall

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:38, archived)

hehhehhhehhheh

that gets funnier

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:38, archived)

'ning norks

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:39, archived)

the origin of black eyes and bruised knees.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:41, archived)

hahah

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mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:00, archived)

Hahaha

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:26, archived)

Have some shite in the key of tatty chop - all are CFB:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:12, archived)

The Red Mercury

It worked!!!! Google it. It's an interesting stuff.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:14, archived)

Yet,sadly, somewhat fictitious

I have 2 soup-related jokes. Anyone wanna hear them?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:10, archived)

True

But not too fictitious, to stop all sorts of international nawty types willing to chuck used dollars at anyone who can produce an ampule of the stuff. (even though no one is entirley sure what it to do with it once they have it)

Edit: And yes what are these broth based japes?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:14, archived)

All the cool kids play with Beige Hafnium

What's a courier's favourite soup?

And

What's a bureaucrat's favourite soup?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:16, archived)

Oxtail and minnestroni

/I have no idea blog

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)

Dispatcho

and

Administrone!

I thought these jokes were

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:29, archived)

Oooooooo

I was close!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)

ooooh, that church one is very haunting! awesome as always, V!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:16, archived)

Lovley

and a billion internet tokens for breaking the gayshift freebase chain

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:17, archived)

anythings better than that shit

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:35, archived)

at this stage i have to grudgingly agree.

IT'S TIME TO MOVE TO NEW PASTURES, FRIENDS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:36, archived)

^ please!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:37, archived)

I just don't like to see people chomping at dirt when there are lovely green fields elsewhere

LET THE GRASS GROW BACK

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:39, archived)

all I can see is a field of shit

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)

then go for a walk

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:51, archived)

take your own advice mate.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:58, archived)

For pity's sake

Does it matter what populates the board when you're not on it?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:01, archived)

I think you'll find it was on the board when I came here this morning...so what's you point

am I not allowed to say anything now?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:10, archived)

It's all right, I don't care really.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:33, archived)

NEITHER DO I!!!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:41, archived)

I'm already up to the Brendle Showcase

but then I got taken out by a Karachi death squad :(

www.b3ta.com/board/9618930

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)

ooh, free Brendle!

SWEET

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:11, archived)

I'm going to be interviewed by Jack Nicholson

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:44, archived)

ASK HIM WHAT IT WAS LIKE BEING A WEREWOLF I BET IT WAS PRETTY SWEET

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:49, archived)

I DID

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:26, archived)

NO, PUTTING EVERYTHING IN CAPS AND PASTING HIS FACE ON RANDOM PICTURES IS HILLARIOUS

RANDOM LAMA RAPE CRAZINESS LOL

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:38, archived)

HEY, FUCK YOU Ad7

DO A SHIT YOU STUPID SHIT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:40, archived)

THIS IS A LIFE MOTHERFUCKERS

argh, 5k milestone coming up! Time to shave the 'region'.

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)

OMG LOL AWESOME!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:40, archived)

WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG AND HAVE FUN?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:22, archived)

BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE ARE COCKS

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)

BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE TYPE IN CAPS LOL AWESOME!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)

LOL

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:47, archived)

HEASR I BAKED A CKE<>.

rip aron spelling rforeva in or harts ♥

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:29, archived)

yeah I used to do a lot of Charlie Sheen but I don't do nearly as much Sheen as I used to

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:03, archived)

oh shit now i feel bad about walking away for a while

hhhhhhhh

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)

Ah hah

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:29, archived)

VVVVVVVVVVvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvVVVvvvvvvvVVVVVV\

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:31, archived)

YOU MUST MAINTAIN THE FITNESS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:35, archived)

BLOODY REPEATS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:26, archived)

HAHAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:30, archived)

I've finally worked out who you really are....

The world must be told!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:19, archived)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahaha!

"You locked me in the cellar and you fed me PINS! PINS!"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:20, archived)

Maggots on toast?

EDIT: Instead of black it should read 'RAIN'

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:21, archived)

Haha

You're on to something here. The fast show wasn't a comedy sketch show, it was a window in to popular b3tans' futures.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:27, archived)

black! black! black!

black!

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:33, archived)

Racist!

/ac

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:36, archived)

Black! Black! You lock me in the cellar and feed me pins mother!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:37, archived)

Like the endless blackness of space that leads to the chasm of clams

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:39, archived)

I don't remember this scene in 2001

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:40, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:42, archived)

MY eyes! My eyes are pies!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:49, archived)

And yours are lies!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:02, archived)

Why is it always raining in your pictures Johnny?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:57, archived)

I like the second and the last one best

Damnit, Vagabond, when are you going to make a consistent story out of these?
;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:31, archived)

^this!

they're extra ace :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:32, archived)

needs to be a private detective film-noir type thing!

"The name's Horowitz. Jake Horowitz. I'm a flat-foot, a gumshoe, a private eye. Call it what you will, but for me the time was up.

I was just out of hospital; took a bullet not 2 months ago - what a case that was; sometimes you just have no idea what you are getting into. After that, I had decided to call it quits, get a safer job - working on the trolleys as a ticket inspector - something mundane. Then SHE walked into my office - a dame like you've never seen.

Once again, I was going to get myself involved in a situation I couldn't control..."

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:47, archived)

Needs more Sam & Max

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:49, archived)

You crack me up, little buddy!

Edit: Hahaha, ace sig! "Hmmmm, tastes a bit nutty"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:50, archived)

Sick 'em up, Max!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:08, archived)

All very woosome :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)

In Iran, if you don't sing along, they get nasty...

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:00, archived)

WHY DON'T THEY JUST SING ALONG THESE STUPID STUPID FUCKS JUST NEED TO LEARN SOME WORDS AND ALSO A COUPLE DANCE MOVES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:01, archived)

hahahah :D

ningles you 'orrible lot! I'm finally over that swine-flu like nonsense, but today I have to work in Milton Keynes. I love it when things go from bad to worse....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:04, archived)

arf

ningles steve

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:09, archived)

howdies, Medi

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:10, archived)

Is MK really worse than swine flu?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:31, archived)

Miles. Especially as we have swine flu here.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:36, archived)

Ah, that'll settle it, I guess

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:20, archived)

Yes.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:38, archived)

That policeman with the upside down shield is just taking the piss

ECILOP?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:10, archived)

lolbags :D

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:33, archived)

they hang homosexuals in Iran don't they

LISTEN IRAN MAN, THAT'S NOT COOL AT ALL IRAN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:39, archived)

hey mister.. you wanna see a dead body?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:49, archived)

Yes.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:50, archived)

Only if it is a sexy one.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:52, archived)

I HOPE NOTHING SEXY HAPPENS D:

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:56, archived)

It's a bit hoping against hope here isn't it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 8:01, archived)

oh, you're about forty minutes too late.

Or ten minutes too early, depending on your point of view

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 8:09, archived)

Does it come with fries?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:56, archived)

yeah it did but not any more no.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 8:09, archived)

NZ person!

Hows the weather! :D

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cupz, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 8:13, archived)

pretty friggin nice today ashally

I'm just about to go home and get the washing off the line, although it's probably wet now
after this little burst of Freebasin'

AND THAT IS MY EXCITING EXCITING LIFE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 8:15, archived)

LIFE DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN A LITTLE BIT OF FREEBASING

AND THE OCCASIONAL BRENDLE SHOWDOWN.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 8:21, archived)

ALSO: TOATS

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 8:28, archived)

HAHA

HOW COULD I HAVE POSSIBLY FORGOTTEN THAT?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 8:33, archived)

aaaaaahhhahhhahh Freebase get out of my toaster god damnit

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)

Where've you been?

You haven't been online here for ages.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 8:15, archived)

A bit of lurking

and alot or work
The life of kings!

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cupz, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 8:36, archived)

I SEEN A BODY

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 8:59, archived)

I SEEN SOME DEAD BODIES AND IT WAS GROSS.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:04, archived)

It was a grand day at the seaside

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:23, archived)

No doubt, that follows from this:

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:27, archived)

VIMOD CANNOT BE SWAYED BY WANTON DISPLAYS OF THE UPPER BODY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:34, archived)

YOU WILL LEARN THIS TO YOUR COST, WHEN YOU ARE SWIFTLY B&!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:38, archived)

NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW.

PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THIS.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:47, archived)

So you wanna be a gangster, huh? well, mister Big Boss, do ya, huh?

Desa Drohi Muhurat

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 8:13, archived)

FREEBASE IS GONNA STAR IN THE NEXT BOLLYWOOD BONANZA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 8:18, archived)

Tollywood in this case, but he has the connections..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 8:19, archived)

I don't know what it is about freebase that makes me laugh out loud every time I see him

but I do

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 8:38, archived)

Awwww they're the best of friends really

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:49, archived)

muwahhhhahhhhahhhhahhhah

THOSE PEOPLE IN THAT PICTURE ARE NOT WEARING APPROPRIATE HEADGEAR WHILST OPERATING THAT HEAVY MACHINERY
WHAT IF ONE OR BOTH OF THEM WERE TO TIP OVER?!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:51, archived)

THEN THEY WOULD BE B& FOR LIFE

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:59, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

VIMOD has been eating a lot of pies lately

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:57, archived)

actually I'm still wondering about the dude in the flying helmet

I don't think I've seen him before

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 8:14, archived)

He must be a ring-in

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 8:21, archived)

He's a guy I used to animate years ago

thought he'd like to be here for a bit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 8:37, archived)

BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ, AN IT'S JUS BECUZ, I'M A HUMAN FLY, AN I SAID

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:20, archived)

is that Vincent Gallo on the left?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 8:48, archived)

That's why he gave us necks.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:28, archived)

There was a spot of trouble on the rollercoaster

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:34, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:44, archived)

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEow

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:52, archived)

*chortle*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:50, archived)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 8:04, archived)

AHHHAHHHAHHHAHHHAHHAHHHAHHAHH

shit yes

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 8:09, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 8:13, archived)

PETRANEK JUSTICE: DISPENSED

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 8:15, archived)

HAHA

THEY'VE CAPTURED THOSE THAT SHOULD BE BACK ON THE ROWING MACHINE.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 8:20, archived)

Spent an hour cleaning oil off the seagulls.

Don't think we'll be going again.
Hmm.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)

CHALLENGE: FIND FREEBASE

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 6:51, archived)

Pffft!

edit: Find more

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:02, archived)

I'm sure you've already seen the brick testament

but it was new to me:
www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/the_occult/lv19_26.html

not, I might add, at all surprising, but new to me

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:24, archived)

I was disappointed they just did one-shot builds.

Haven't got the stomach for a fully story boarded Lego bible, the lily-livered bible-thumping knockwurst-eating FUCKS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:25, archived)

Not a they per say, mostly just Brendan.

They are nice dioramas, staging is clever in places. But, yes, limited in scope and purpose.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:37, archived)

Yes I've known of it from the start.

Bought one of the hard bound ones to show solidarity for AFOLs, despite
my dislike of obvious yanking on the populist chain. Too fucking easy IYAM.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:32, archived)

ONE SHOT WEAK ASS MOTHER FUCK

I was expecting the WHOLE CUNTING BIBLE, WHAT A GYP!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:37, archived)

He's been working thru it slowly.

He posts updates as he makes them on Lugnet in
news.lugnet.com/announce/
Most recent post
news.lugnet.com/announce/moc/?n=4394

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:41, archived)

HAHAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:33, archived)

AHHHHAHHHHAHHHAHHHAHHHAH

there's one guy I can't recognise at this resolution
the shirtless one just above Kermit?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:36, archived)

Ask gronkpan, HAHAHA!

Spoiler: Mad eyed fellow from eastern block TV clip.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:38, archived)

THIS IS HOW I LOOK AT ALL OF YOU

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 9:00, archived)

There he is :D

that bronzed armed little gurning scamp :D

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arrangedletters, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:16, archived)

They are all Freebase

One of them forgot his mask

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:18, archived)

It's a clone army alright

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:28, archived)

"COME ON, REF! COME OOOOOONNNNNNNN!"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:26, archived)

Never mind freebase.

What the *fluffiness* is happening here?

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RarelyEvil, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:46, archived)

Yeah, saw that editing mine, I thought it might be a zombie attack.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 7:51, archived)

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