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# The Evans Shark be a hungry beastie
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:49, archived)
# RAAARRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:50, archived)
# aargh!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:52, archived)
# bloody hell! *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Gingerape
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:44, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:46, archived)
# RAAAAAAAAAAAAANGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Yeesh!
Looks like baby ginger Quinch...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:47, archived)
# S'right.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Glad I wasn't the only one there...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:06, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrgh!
kill the abomination!

*waves pitchfork*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:49, archived)
# that should be in a jar of formaldehyde in a lab somewhere.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Ginge Rape?
(I helped save b3ta! DirtyArse, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Scrotum for a chiiiiiinnnnnnn!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:01, archived)
# *Legs it*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:29, archived)
# The old ones, are indeed the old ones ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Heard it before, but I like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:31, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Hahahahahahha! Dear oh dear....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:36, archived)
# pfft
I think I have a psychic stalker...

he's always one step ahead of me.

Edit: also, moths aren't attract by lights, they use the moon's beams to navigate, since at such a distance the moonbeams are almost straight. When there is an artificial source of light, they become very confused, as the light beams are curvier, causing them to fly in ever decreasing circles until they dunt off the lightbulb/get fatally burnt on the candle and etc and yadda and that.

/mothpedant
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Hahahahah...
What do soldiers get when they leave the Army?....




...Apension!!


(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Have you been listening to Chris Evans on Radio 2?
he was coming out with all of these last week :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Guilty as charged!
You can't beat a bit of Tommy Cooper :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:47, archived)
# sadly, not all of those were original Cooper gags :(
but well remembered that man

/has warmed to Evans over the past year, it's quite a good show
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Me too!
He was a bit up himself' on Radio 1 but he has mellowed somewhat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:09, archived)
# pfft
I went to the newsagent and asked: "You got the latest issue of the Psychic Times in mate?"

He replied: "You tell me."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:45, archived)
# "light beams are curvier"
lolwut?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:54, archived)
# due to the proximity of the light source,
as one travels a path that passes said light source, the angle at which the light from said source strikes ones body changes perceptibly more than it would if said light source were a great distance away.

I agree, curved light is for loons.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:28, archived)
# pffh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:41, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:45, archived)
# This was on a telly program the other day wasnt it?
Ah! Archy was right, That's where I heard it!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:45, archived)
# The Radio 2 coven awkens ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:05, archived)
# It's the only station that my car will pick up :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:07, archived)
# your car has taste :)
/it's the only station worth picking up as well
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:08, archived)
# 20 year old BMW estate ftw! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Some source pics just beg for him...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Poor guy....still walking FOREVAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I feel there ought to be a song about him...
In fact there's still the good old Facebook group isn't there...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:40, archived)
# try this one it will be hilarious
 
moniquemonicat.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/holocaust-victims1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Eeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:28, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:57, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9427410
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:31, archived)
# at this moment in time I think you're a bigger twat than Rapitinui

how about stop posting that gay fucking link
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:40, archived)
# A pretty damning indictment I'll admit...
But if ever a link deserved that in response?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:41, archived)
# nothing deserves it...it's shit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:43, archived)
# If you're using Firefox, install the Stylish add-on
addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/2108

Then install this user style I've just created

userstyles.org/styles/20146

All horse links on b3ta will appear in bright magenta.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Hahaha that's quite cool.
Spoilsport.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:10, archived)
# :D
It's the only real use I've found for that add-on....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I AM THE STALLION
www.youtube.com/watch?v=acQqpUf7vzs
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Nicely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:45, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Hehe...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:12, archived)
# hahaha
They'd probably charge twice the price.

EDIT: Interesting. Ozzy Osborne is playing the WoW convention this year!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:14, archived)
# You know bilbo,
just as I start liking you again, you go and do something like this to me :(

*SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:14, archived)
# 80
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Hahahahahhahah! you utter loon!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:15, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Thats about right, mine loves the ROD no matter how many times i screw-rescrew-put gunk on
IT LOVES TO COUGH AND FALL OVER!!!

normally halfway through a good game of zombies on waw
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Hahaha nice
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:22, archived)
# The mathematicians version:
Xbox 2π
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Why so gloomy gingerboy?



Sauce is worse!

blogs.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/exposure/ginger.jpg

Warning! Could be IMAX sized!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Maybe you could warn people about the size of the source pic
So that they can plug their laptop into their local IMAX.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Bugger bloocks!
That's a big baby!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:45, archived)
# now bettor?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:45, archived)
#
boy girl
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Hahaha
Is that a young Liam Galangal?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Maybe his galangal had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:45, archived)
# paedo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Apparently if you have sex with a 16 year old you are not a paedo
But if you look at pictures of a 16 year old on the internet, you are.

Just saying, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Apparently if you have sex with a 16 year old you are not a paedo
But if you have sex with a chihuahua, you're a pervert.

Just saying like.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:51, archived)
# What about a 16 year old chihuahua?
Also, can I have sex with a 4 year old, now that he is 21?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:56, archived)
# As long as he says yes,
and you won't regret it in the morning, then yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I may regret it in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Then don't forget to get so drunk that you are still drunk when you wake up.
BANG! And the guilt is gone!*



*delayed for a few hours
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:00, archived)
# ooh hangover tainted with the bitter needles of guilt
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Story of my life....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:10, archived)
# more of this sick filth!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:03, archived)
# The one I find funny is
In the US you can't buy porn movies until you're 21. Three years after you can star in one!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:52, archived)
# It's a funny old world innit
Someone has sex with a 15 year old girl the day before her 16th birthday, they're lynched as a sick peado.

The day after her birthday, celebrated as a hero.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:58, archived)
# What if you yourself are only 15 though?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Published on the front page of the Daily Fail
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:00, archived)
# I actually went out with a 16 year old when I was 22
Admittedly I was a very young 22 and she was a very mature 16. Age was never really an issue I only split up with her as she lacked the inability to shut the fuck up!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Paedo :P
I started going out with a girl who was 15, but only 2 weeks before her 16th birthday and I was only just 17. So I guess that is fine? I didn't sleep with her until she was 16 though. So I am fine aren't I?

*phones up Gadd Hotline*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:11, archived)
# "Yes, Hello, Gadd Trust? Gooooood morning Vietnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Interestingly in Australia and if anyone knows better feel free to correct me
but I believe that the age of concent is 16 unless you are around that age then it is OK if you're within two years of each other. So 14yo and 16yo or 15yo and 17yo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Have a menu
www.avert.org/age-of-consent.htm

Interesting footnote for US:

"It is illegal for an American citizen or resident to have sex in another country with someone aged under 16, unless the age difference is less than 4 years, in which case the minimum age is 12."

O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:06, archived)
# :O
Wasn'y Jerry Lee Lewis married to his 13 year old cousin at one point?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:12, archived)
# I belive the age of consent in some parts of middle America are worryingly low.
I worry about the ones with question marks.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Oh dear lord Jesus...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Sorta related
I'm well chuffed as my local Asian deli has started stocking Thai garlic which I haven't been able to get hold of since I lived in Australia.
Imagine a cross berween chives and spring onion that tastes of garlic!

Scrummy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:48, archived)
# I made a red thai prawn curry last night
5 chopped up chillis in it. nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:50, archived)
# I really like the idea of Thai food...
but I can't stand coconut. Why do they take all this lovely sharp aromatic joy and then smother it in bland sickly gip?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:59, archived)
# It's not that bad - the coconut part
Also, they have lots of yummy things without it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:08, archived)
# I know but I find myself constrained to about 1/3 of the menu...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I'm making a hot and sour prawn and mushroom soup today.
I got a pack with 10 different kinds of mushroom, chinese cellery, fresh prpper corns and of course chillis, soy and fish sauce.:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
I've got no idea why I find this funny.
I love b3ta.

*clicks hard
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:09, archived)
# what the suddering fuck???? O_o
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Baby Blears?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:10, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:11, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAARCHHHH
KILLIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:18, archived)
# HARD WITH STICKS AND HAMMERS!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:25, archived)
# That's no bally moon Darling!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Hahaha
I would pay to watch that!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:36, archived)
# that's Blackadder IX sorted then!
ning ninj
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Ning Bilbo...
...indeed ningles all! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:41, archived)
# hahhahahaha! this needs to be made :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Blacks 7?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:38, archived)
# LACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I was worried someone would say that,
then I remembered that I am actually racist so yeah, whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:43, archived)
# We all know your username is a commie one!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I know!
It is not a coincidence either that I chose REDbubble to make my t-shirts ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:47, archived)
# REDbubble?!
You are hot tomato soup!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Thank you?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Hahahahah...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Hehehehehehee ning!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:43, archived)
# that's really cool
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# hahaha
Frickin yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Meeeeeeh! Skywalkeeeeeeer!
/Melchett
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Roll out one of only 2 FPs...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:00, archived)
# That is brill though
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:08, archived)
# hahahaha
"Dahling! I am your father."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:39, archived)
# 'ningles all. She like to play.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:39, archived)
# hehehehhehe!
nings Ghostie!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:47, archived)
# 'ningles teh steve
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:48, archived)
# ning chap
any luck with Wow?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:49, archived)
# No
I'm waiting for Dix to come on. For a moment there I thought you meant Warcraft and was about to say, 'No. It's down for weekly maintainence and will be back up at ten.':P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:53, archived)
# haha, you big geek
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Watch it
we can smell our own!

*sniffs*

I'll have you know I'm rock and roll! I even have Les McKeown's number on my mobile!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Ahahahah oh dear...
Good morrow, RG and co. Are we all radiant today?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:58, archived)
# that's exactly what I thought
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:59, archived)
# hahahaha!
blimey... I've not been on that for months...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:59, archived)
# *SUMMONED*
What is thine bidding O Master?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:01, archived)
# clean the Pool
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Oh no, you haven't done a poo in it again have you?
*slumped shoulders*

Let me get the net..
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:15, archived)
# clean the poo
Naa I've lost my phone and don't have Fay's number. We're all a little concerned as she's disappeared.
You heard anything from her?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Not heard a thing, moi dear.
Tried most forms of communication barring carrier pigeon.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:16, archived)
# This could be a job for RG boy detective!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:17, archived)
# I've just texted the Met Office
to see if they know
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:19, archived)
# I've just texted AQA.
Let's see how good those bastards really are....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:22, archived)
# She's not responding to any forms of comms...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Peasey!
*spamhugs*


8/
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Greetings, Guv!
All well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:42, archived)
# 'tis very strange indeed.........
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:30, archived)
# She could have always gone on holiday.
or been repatriated back to Uranus.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:37, archived)
# URanus.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:44, archived)
# GINGER ALERT!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:53, archived)
# And that little girl grew up to become Rob Manuel.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:54, archived)
# hahaha
HE PISSED ON MY CAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:03, archived)
# You can't hold that against him
we've all done it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:08, archived)
# You all pissed on my car?
BASTARDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Well piss and shit do go togeather.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Good Morning Riverghost!
Good Morning Baby Leo Sayer.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:53, archived)
# what's that in the sink?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:53, archived)
# a spoon I think
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:54, archived)
# correct
14 points to Hufflepuff
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Oi!
watch where you're sticking your wand!
I believe the answer you're looking for is sea otters.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Multiple choice?
c. Otters
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:12, archived)
# or is it
b. Hives


?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:14, archived)
# a. hole?
DISCLAIMER: THIS RESPONSE DOES NOT REFLECT THE PERSONAL VIEWS OF REDSUSHI! ENTERPRISES.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:16, archived)
# arf
is it just me - or have all the little post icons disappeared
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Yes, it's just you.
Now go away :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Just you?
The little piece of paper things in the top left corners of posts?

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:22, archived)
# aye - them things
all I've got is Blue Hashes....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Must be your shitty retarded Mac :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:30, archived)
# I sea Otters
/sixth sense blog
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Really Otters?
Film star:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Otters and Koi Carp... What else would a toddler be playing with in a sink? :D
nings Bobs'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:00, archived)
# I thought it was bits of carrot and a brillo pad
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:02, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:05, archived)
# this also
I was confused
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:06, archived)
# The most giantest of Otters,
and tiniest of Koi :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:06, archived)
# goes without saying!
nings Sush'
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Ning Steven.
You good?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:12, archived)
# tired, but in high spirits!
your good self, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Not too shabby.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:28, archived)
# If they're the giantest of otters
How big is the child?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Fair point well made ;)
I was however talking more the relation between the otter and the carp :)

Sorry, what I meant is, FUCKING HUGE! They are quite clearly buckets in her hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Ah
Well they've been on a few dates but they're not going steady as yet.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:30, archived)
# LOLZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Buckets in her hands?
Is that the B Side single to China in your hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Yes, yes it is,
But you know that very well as you own 10 pristine copies of T'Pau's era defining song on casette don't you. DON'T YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:49, archived)
#
(ourharbours \.\..|_/\-\__\|, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:07, archived)
# I'm thankful Burberry isn't all over the place here.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:08, archived)
# Here in the nick of time to nick the day, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:12, archived)
# arf!
there is a captain Britain - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Britain
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:25, archived)
# hahhahaha! awesome :D
most excellent ningles to the whole /board this rather dull morn'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:36, archived)
# I'M REALLY FEELING THE MUSIC
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 7:59, archived)
# OH YEAH!
But for a minute I thought it was a moving X-ray picture.

Edit:
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:15, archived)
# Go Soxy!
IT'S YOUR TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:02, archived)
# OH YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:03, archived)
# I haven't seen this one before :3
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:13, archived)
# I've only pea'd it a couple times.
Unlike many other pics of mine, LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:15, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:19, archived)
# LAAADAMERCY
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:21, archived)
# I AM BELIEVING THAT YOU ARE FEELING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 7:29, archived)
# NEANDERTHAL BITTER (NB): The beer that lasts through the ages
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 7:37, archived)
# I just got playstation 3 for the xbox
it's a pretty cool game
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 7:40, archived)
# hey guys i got a question:
which country, out of all the countries on earth (no other countries), sells the cheapest xboxes?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 7:41, archived)
# Hmm...
Maybe China? If you buy it there you might not have to pay for built in freight costs.

And exchange rate could also be a factor
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 7:45, archived)
# I thought they were made in Malaysia somewhere.
I don't have one here to look.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 7:49, archived)
# Quite possibly too
I don't have one either.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 7:59, archived)
# The Vatican, but only if you rim the pope
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 7:46, archived)
# I wouldn't describe the poperimming as "cheap"
not my part, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 7:54, archived)
# decreases your chance of getting a red ring at least :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:04, archived)
# The Pope doesn't believe in Xbox. He's still got an Atari 2600
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:02, archived)
# North Korea
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 7:55, archived)
# Pon de floor
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 5:27, archived)
# help i'm frightened
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 5:29, archived)
# oh my!
I dont know what to say.
I'm scared, yet aroused
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 5:32, archived)
# I can't see two yiffers due to the distracting wallpaper.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 5:32, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9633570
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 5:33, archived)
# \O/
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 6:28, archived)
# what
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 5:33, archived)
# BANG BANG!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 5:34, archived)
# PRON TIEM

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 5:35, archived)
# YEAH BABY
fatawesome.com/comics/autumn_love.jpg

I'm sure this site has been spammed to shit but the comics remind me a lot of PBF
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 6:34, archived)
# this is the most recent
fatawesome.com/comics/the_confession.jpg

looks like a number of different artists but the humour is very much in my line
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 7:35, archived)
# I like this comic
i think i may have to start reading it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 7:37, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 7:39, archived)
# I like this one
www.fatawesome.com/comics/thought_provoking_wish.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 7:46, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 5:38, archived)
# IS THIS FROM YOUR PRIVATE COLLECTION
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 6:39, archived)
# COME OVER
I WILL TAKE YOU TO IT
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 7:15, archived)
# I wanted to post this to that website 'totallylookslike.com'
whaddyathink
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 5:15, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 5:19, archived)
# i did it :P
cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4939910
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 5:24, archived)
# One can hope she sees it.
I'd bet real money she'd be running about
making motorboat sounds for weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 5:37, archived)
# haha
ha
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 5:23, archived)
# This is a stroke of genius.
Two stroke.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 5:25, archived)
# Hahaha
Yes, totally send it in
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 5:26, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:01, archived)
# Go McQueen!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:02, archived)
# GO BEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:03, archived)
# around the world in 6 frames
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:03, archived)
# they went to the beach and to a hotel and to the movies and to Japan.
 
and the moon but MAYBE THAT WAS A DREAM
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:04, archived)
# Zooooooooooooooom!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:06, archived)
# off to da cooler
and take ein bear wit yew!
woo yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:07, archived)
# STOP THEM HITLER!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:09, archived)
# QUICK HITLER! USE MOUSTACHE ATTACK!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:09, archived)
# IT'S UBER EFFECTIVE*.
*unless opponent has Stalingrad
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:14, archived)
# They went for a lovely ride.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:08, archived)
# did they take a packed lunch?
of sandwiches?

grilled sausage and brown sauce sandwiches?

and a pancreas?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:10, archived)
# TOO SOON, MAN, TOO SOON
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:17, archived)
# Contrary to some Internet rumours you may have heard this is not in fact an official sequel but an original screenplay.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:22, archived)
# like that musical about fursonality
that wasn't an official sequel either
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:31, archived)
# WHOAAAA
GET HIM BEAR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:18, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:36, archived)
# FUCK FACE
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:47, archived)
# DO IT, FUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 5:07, archived)
# i dont know where im going with this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:49, archived)
# WHOAH!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 5:32, archived)
# I stopped him in the hotel!
What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 6:23, archived)
# A KING SIZE BED FOR THE NIGHT, ROOM SERVICE, AND COMPLIMENTARY BUTTPROSTITUTES
 
AND A BEAR
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 7:05, archived)
# Woo.. Wanks...

W Th
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 7:23, archived)
# just nudging the board
EDIT:
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 3:45, archived)
# Gup
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 3:48, archived)
# I CHANGED PICS
MANLYJOWLED GIRL WAS HURTING MY EYES
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 3:54, archived)
# Yeah mine too a little bit but I figured I probably deserved it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 3:55, archived)
# I read about this.
BUT I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT

It changed to a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 3:54, archived)
# about what
?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 3:54, archived)
# what did you read
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 3:55, archived)
# I read a thing about that lady in your picture
how she went upside down a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 3:55, archived)
# But it might have been another lady
and perhaps I didn't really read it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 3:56, archived)
# that girl was always falling again and again
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:05, archived)
# WHY SO SERIOUS?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 3:55, archived)
# hey what happened to that picture
this is a totally sweet cat
but that gif had only half loaded for me

?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 3:55, archived)
# my collage of shocked aminals is getting full
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 3:59, archived)
# The dog with the long hair is hurting my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:02, archived)
# I'm not usually in favour of euthanasia but sometimes it is the kindest thing
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:17, archived)
# IT'S GOING TO BE AN OUTSTANDING DAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:38, archived)
# I didn't wind up having any mushrooms this season, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:40, archived)
# Let's just fill this thread with crap!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:07, archived)
# you think my picture is crap?

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:16, archived)
# that's your girlfriend, that is
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:21, archived)
# Unshopped...

He was up with the speak.
(noticed on a movie poster)
(MantaRogue, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:40, archived)
# oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:41, archived)
# the
lions
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:44, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongolian_Death_Worm
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:49, archived)
#
members.fortunecity.com/mtracey/christy.htm
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:55, archived)
# ow
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 3:02, archived)
# hells yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:59, archived)
# whatever they are scared of yellow
LOOK BUDDY I'M NOT AFRAID OF A WORM THAT'S AFRAID OF THE COLOR YELLOW
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 3:01, archived)
# IT WILL KILL YOU WITH ITS
ELECTRIC DISCHARGE
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 3:08, archived)
# NO IT WON'T BECAUSE I'LL SHOW IT MY PEE AND IT WILL RUN AWAY
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 3:09, archived)
# SILLY ELBOW, MONGORIAN DEATH WOLM AM NOT WOMENS
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 3:10, archived)
#
Or you could squeeze the blind pimple on your inner thigh!
(MantaRogue, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 3:11, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 3:19, archived)
# TREMORS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 3:27, archived)
# This link resulted in a quite long cryptozoological research.
Thank you.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 5:07, archived)
# oooh
I checked just in case you were a dirty lying bastard, but no, he really was down with teh lingo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:51, archived)
#
Lying?... in this board?... Couldn't ever see it happening.
(MantaRogue, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 3:08, archived)
# LIES
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 3:12, archived)
# you know you've always wanted to try it.
go on... squeeze
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 3:16, archived)
# Unshopped...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 3:40, archived)
# wow
I'm going to bed thinking of that =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 3:43, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 3:59, archived)
# SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRTSSSS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:02, archived)
# HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT
HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:13, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:08, archived)
# BU BU BU BU BU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:18, archived)
# Slow board, have an octopus
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:13, archived)
[challenge entry] aww cheer up
johnnyrotten1
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Okay, but I'm stuck.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:17, archived)
# TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:18, archived)
# He tried to get down the internet tubes.
And, well, you can see what happened.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:19, archived)
# GOODNIGHT, INTERB3TAWEB
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:31, archived)
# funnels outrank tubes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:39, archived)
# This image raises many questions...
...and is that a neck brace?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:54, archived)
# no, it's a funnel!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 3:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:58, archived)
# whoah whoa whoa
slow down there, buddy!!

give someone else a chance to post
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:14, archived)
# You mean, two posts in 56 minutes!?!
Fuck! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:15, archived)
# ha haa!
Of course I was joking.

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Jokes, what are jokes? D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Wagglebrows the Octofuck
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Octofuck you say?

I plan to have an octopus for every occasion by the time I die.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:19, archived)
# you sure have lots of octopi
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Octopi you say?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:29, archived)
# Octopie?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:24, archived)
# There can be no help
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:30, archived)
# unhappy cellaphapod hour
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Fancy a ride on my dickboat?

This will be my job when if I grow up.
In other news, my first scrolling animation! :D *pretends it's a big deal*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:17, archived)
# cok bote
drivn in the c
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:18, archived)
# VRRRMMMM!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:18, archived)
# capten spunkwash
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Boat people hate fuck?
DICKBOAT PEOPLE LOVE FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Haha! My Dad is Car.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Maybe his legs had just grow to wheels?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:24, archived)
# are those made by the same people who make the road going version?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Dave's not here, man

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Fuck Dave
and his car craze.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# did he go to france?
and get burned?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Yes, in a dickboat
He got burnt on his dick.
Oh sorry I mean neck.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:30, archived)
# dickboat
it's got a certain epic hollywood movie quality about it

I can just see it now..

the maiden voyage... across the atlantic it hits an iceberg

OH MY GOD

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:42, archived)
# 'I'm just going to check that nobody's shagging in my car'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:44, archived)
# How the fuck do I know,
AM I FRANCE BITCHES?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:30, archived)
# er, dude, didn't anyone tell you?
I guess it just happened when you didn't notice it or were sleeping

BUT YOU ARE FRANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Thank fuck for that,
*Swallows the Isle of White and shits it into Italy*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:43, archived)
# *Italy - On the volley!!
GOOOOAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!
(iamjthearmeroar, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:58, archived)
# They are a sister company.
However it's a very incestral relationship.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:19, archived)
# They're all at it you know, bloody filth!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:20, archived)
# jees look at that car
talk about a penis substitute :p
(gtfomh, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:18, archived)
#
I'M ON A BOAT, I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER DON'T YOU EVER FORGET, I'M ON A BOAT.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:18, archived)
# I ONLY GOT A CANOE
IT'S FUCKING SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:19, archived)
# I doubt it's buoyant enough. I stole all them.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:20, archived)
# lol! capsized!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:21, archived)
# CANOE GOT MY LUNGS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:26, archived)
# that's a great song!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Written and Performed by Dolly Pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:34, archived)
# No, but that guy over there - he's got them.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:30, archived)
# FALCO HAS MY LUNGS?
AMADEUS HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:38, archived)
# I was on a boat on friday
I had to tell all my friends by manner of this song.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:19, archived)
# I HOPE THEY DON'T EVER FORGET.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# I'M ON A KAYAK AND
IT'S GOING SLOW AND
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:26, archived)
# I JUST BUTTED RUSSELL BRAND
WITH MY KAYAK, NOW GIVE ME SEVERAL GRAND
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:33, archived)
# yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_9vy1guTcg
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:36, archived)
# ahhhahhhahh sweet
also:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyh5v_GizaY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:15, archived)
# better than a log flume anyway
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:20, archived)
#
It is best when it's white-knuckle tight...
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Merrily merrily merrily . . . life is but a . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:22, archived)
# . . . wet . . .
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:27, archived)
# DICKBOATTS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:22, archived)
# RIDE IT
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:26, archived)
#
DICKBOAT IS FUN!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:22, archived)
# You FUNking know it :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:24, archived)
# SET SAIL FOR COCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Nyewerroooommm!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:27, archived)
# DICKBOAT, MOTHERFUCKERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:26, archived)
# OH FUCK YES
TORPEDOS, FIRE!
Lol, pedos.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:27, archived)
# what about steamboat willy?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:28, archived)
# groan
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:35, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:30, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:34, archived)
# eek, I spotted 1 too

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Yeeeeeaaaah
look fiesty
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:27, archived)
# What a wave of pleasure
Oh sorry I mean spunk
Oh sorry I mean just what a wave.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:28, archived)
# GOT MY COCKBOAT
GOT MY SAILOR HAT
GOT MY BEARDED LADY

AINT NOTHIN CAN GO WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:33, archived)
# 'CEPT A DONG IN DA WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:41, archived)
# WOOP WOOP :
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:45, archived)
# steamboat willy
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Puth puth puth puth :]
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Did i miss the boat?...
...Looks like a bumpy ride!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Bumpy is best! :D
Why else would they make ribbed johnnies?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:13, archived)
# COCK
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:15, archived)
# it has gotten larger
and more menacing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:18, archived)
# BOOM BOOM BOOM :D
Dicks and cocks are wonderful things.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:21, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 2:41, archived)
# The more of us who do this the BETTER!
(eBay-ta support safety zones for traumatized zombie babies, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:57, archived)

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