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[challenge entry]

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I am not Number 10
I AM A FREE MA-.....oh....
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Grab a bucket of cement & I'll meet you there..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Terrific!
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 17:14, archived)
# 7 days..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:15, archived)
# that's a nasty looking gnome you've got there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# there was me thinking that the dog had done an amazing turd, which is why he is looking at it with such glee
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# he's just deciding if he should eat her or not
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Mm-mmm.
Well zombies taste goooood.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Why, thank you.
Didn't much care for the tape that came with it, though..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# give it to the kids
i'm sure they'll love it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:24, archived)
# I've lent it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:34, archived)
# good
i prefer dvds myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:38, archived)
# tiny well, or giant dog?
edit: how rude of me... WOO for the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# A little from column 'a'.. a little from column 'b'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I AM THE LINDBERG BABY!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:28, archived)
# *drives tank up to front door and plays "Waterloo"*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:33, archived)
# waah! waah! i miss my fly-fly dada!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:37, archived)
# goo goo, wah wah, i want my fly fly!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:38, archived)
# hahaha
how cute!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Ta, taters..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:06, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:14, archived)
# This is the most terrifying thing I've seen all day.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:15, archived)
# OH STOP IT! ARGH! AARGH! MAKE IT GO AWAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:15, archived)
# STOP WITH THE SHOUTING
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:16, archived)
# There was horror enough before the face swap..
*brrr*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:15, archived)
# *looks to the right* arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
*looks to the left* arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
*looks behind* arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
*pulls out a combat shotgun and blasts the bastards to hell*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:16, archived)
# KILL THEM! KILL THEM BOTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:16, archived)
# and kill the little bastard on the trike as well
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:19, archived)
# yes
him too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# oh holy shitting tamarinds on little unicycles ..... KILL THEM, KILL THEM NOW WITH FLAMING HAMMERS!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:17, archived)
# aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
You fucker!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:30, archived)
# More for Icke
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# i saw that
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Weekly Wednesday Draw Off - The Wizard of Oz
We're off to see the wizard, so post any doodles you done did do here

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Lovely lion
Come on you talented but lazy b3tans, contribute!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:03, archived)
# never mind, thought Oz would be more popular though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
# yay!!
come on tin man!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I always miss these
Must remember to check the calendar
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# now do a wheeler
those things were freaky as fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# He looks as menacing as the scarecrows on EQ2
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# hell yeah, the scarecrow is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:06, archived)
# You rock!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I love it
and I have clicked every single one of your creations because they are ace.
So there.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I LEFT MINE AT HOOOOOOOOME :(
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Miss, miss, miss, miss, miss, miss, miss, miss, miss, miss
Did you have a good holiday? Did you miss me?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Yes and Why of Course.
I have violent coffee running through my veins and smell faintly of beetroot. All is well. You coolio?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Beetroot is fun, it makes things all pinky-purple
I'm good and not tired any more, I was tired earlier this week courtesy of all the stuff I was doing for my sister's wedding. Since then I have slept and yesterday my sofa was delivered. Now I am a happymus.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Happymus = WIN.
I had a probe stuck in me this morning. They used GEL. Charing Cross hospital is like a Lakeside for the damned, it has a nail bar and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Oh I say
Can't have a good probing without GEL, nothing serious I hope.

Look what I have on my desk now :D www.b3tards.com/u/73ec12ab3d29a4d600fa/19082009431.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:20, archived)
# You are very lucky indeed :D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Quick Flash sketch for the toastie one! Least he deserves?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:47, archived)
# This is a super lion
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# and a non drawn one because I couldn't get tinman to work in ink

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I bet he's thinking "kill all humans"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:08, archived)
# *tooot* *tooot*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Woo wooo
(muckluks notsureyet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Tin Man always wins the vote!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Argh!
I will do next week's.
Promise.

What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:17, archived)
# don't know, I'll put it on Calendar when I think of something
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Cheers, Mister.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Ooh bums.
I keep missing these.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:40, archived)
# great stuff!
will have to try and do it next time!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Workin on filler strips for SA Vol 2......

Also been doin new "How to play" guides :)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Oh Scarlet...
So easily confused.

Poor girl...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)
# interior design by the house of scarlett
i'm sure it'll be a winner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Have you done a HL2 or Far Cry 2 guide?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Nope.
Not played Far Cry 2 yet.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I can see you getting annoyed with the constant guys in jeeps shooting you :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Dodge, throw grenade...
Boom.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Ive only recenlty got it and have been playing the orange box and ashes 09 instead at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:51, archived)
# You bought a cricket game?!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:52, archived)
# It's good
and it was only £25 in asda on release!

already whored 920/1000 of the achivements :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:52, archived)
# You bought it from ASDA?!!
That just makes it WORSE!!!
D8
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# it was cheap!
And I really liked the demo
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# bleh.......
...........at least you made up for it buy picking up a copy of Orange Box; the single most perfect collection ever assembled in the history of interactive entertainment.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# ^good lord, THIS
Although everyone at Valve will be on my hate-list if they dont release ep3 soon
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:03, archived)
# At least he didn't buy a darts game
I can't think of anything worse than Darts.

Frikkin' lazy man's "sport"
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Just wait till you get your hands on some Molotivs
Toasty mercs never looked so toasty.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Oooh sounds good
it is a beautiful game, good ol'aparthied simulator
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Or even better, use the flamethrower
Set fire to some long grass and make sure they're all downwind. Super fried mercs.

I do like that game, though the AI is dumb at time. Very dumb.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# It'll just take a bit of grinding to get into it I feel
But it was pre-owned for only a tenner, so can't really complain
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)
# It's a bargain at £10.
Hint: Where you collapse in the town at the start determines where you start the rest of the game from
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Any game with respawning enemies (bar Dead Rising) is bad in my books.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:51, archived)
# They don't so much respawn
More turn up after you have been away from an area for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:01, archived)
# or going past same bad guy camp that you've previously slaughtered with machine guns
only to find them all back again alive and well 10 mins later

ooh diamond..etc
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# ^this
I thought the game was seriously flawed.

I'd rather play "S.T.A.L.K.E.R. SoC" or "Fallout3"

Hell, I'd rather play though Crysis again
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Son of Chuck was an amazing game!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Ive already raped FO3 for all it's worth
But I've only got one of the DLCs, damn having no money :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:08, archived)
# ooh, I want to get the new one - you can get abducted by the aliens
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Ammo for alien blaster, yes please!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:11, archived)
# That and the constantly having to fucking travel around everywhere.
I think if it had had the quick travel function of Fallout 3 it might have actually been less utterly terrible.

And also some better crafted missions, the whole emergent gameplay thing really didn't work so well on the actual missions. Was just a case of 'Do you want to play the mission, or travel miles to hear a plan your buddy could have told you on the phone which might make the mission marginally easier'
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# hahaha yes ^

just tell me dammit!

*drives miles*

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# There does seem to be, go do this
Buddy has a better offer... go help buddy, get killed, another buddy comes saves you, get killed again. Cry

Turn off, play The orange box instead.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Use the buses, fagt.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# The buses were useless because the bus stops were so far apart and you had to keep going back and fucking forth to the mission briefing, to you buddy, to the mission.
Using one of the boats ended up being the quickest method, but it still took ages.

If it was more spaced out but with denser bases and enemies and you could actually clear out enemies it would have been a lot better.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:59, archived)
# It's a good game if you get over the repetitive stuff and just have fun with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# This.
It's terrible, really- repetitive missions, broken AI, Malaria etc- but I do quite like it in small doses.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:04, archived)
# I concur
I'd like to know what Jack thinks of the Jackal and his overbaked philosiphies of war and humanity.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I like the bit which makes no sense at the end where there's the option of heroic sacrifice or heroic....urrr....wait what?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I was dissapointed with the end.
It was just text cards.
No real boss. In fact there no real bosses anywhere in the game.

That said, it was a fun ride first time through up until that point.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Well I suppose you could class all those mercs ganging up on you as a boss fight, because it was certainly hard.
At least it was until I realised instead of trying to fight or use cover you could just run away down the river and then lazily snipe them.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:14, archived)
# First time I faced them I just shot them all with the grenade launcher
then just walked off with the case while they all layed around groaning.

Second time on a harder difficulty they are just impossible.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I don't wish to be rude, Jack - I'm a fan of yours, Sir, but
IF YOU DON'T DO SOME SPIDER AND SCORPION SOON I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL KILL MYSELF I WILL I SWEAR THIS TIME I'LL DO IT AND IT WILL BE YOUR FAULT I SWEAR TO GOD THIS TIME I MEAN IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:52, archived)
# go cry, emo kid
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Don't you racist me, hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)
# VEGETABLE RIGHTS AND PEACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Hey wouldn't it be gweat if all of this were WEAL money!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:01, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Ewww that stinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
# sorry, that'll be the lentils
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:08, archived)
# .........................................o.k.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Obviously I don't mean that really.
I just know where you live.

And all the people you care about.

And where they like to enjoy themselves*.

*May contain lies
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# You fail at being an online stalker
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha
- 3/10 must try harder see me

- OK!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# baggsy your liver
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Can I have your rain gland?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
oh fuck, now i want a rain gland!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:59, archived)
# you don't have a rain gland?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:03, archived)
# NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# i love the
how to play.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# never played sr2
still pissed at rock$tar for lack of ps3 dlc
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# This made me chuckle. Poor ol' Scare-let.
Kat's thoughts: "What a pisser" (Airplane)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Tired of the same old Flabby Face?
(JakeyD, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:34, archived)
# *applause*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:36, archived)
# :)
Thank you!
(JakeyD, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)
# No change can hide..
The evilness within. Great stuff Jakey
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Ta!
Time for a Changeling?
(JakeyD, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# nice shopping :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:40, archived)
# :)
Thank You, any luck with the spice weasel? I had a seasoned stoat one time.......
(JakeyD, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# No luck at all, they don't come about until the 31st century :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# BAM!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:19, archived)
# looks like that person
from REPO!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Who?
(JakeyD, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Vot?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Pretty much sums it up
I've can't watch him being interviewed anymore.

he uses all these cheeky tricks to avoid answering questions and use up time, like constan tly interrupting and saying "are you going to let me answer your question?"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Still not evil enough :)
You are too bloody good at these sir
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Thank you sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
#
This pretty much sums up what I think of that guy. Nicely done!

Hahaha I just had one of those laugh to yourself moments. I began think about Prince Harry for some reason.
(Feedmeastraycat Is God an Atheist?, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# From last year...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
# he makes a good nazi

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Lest we forget
(freewheelin, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# with...out...OXYGEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:55, archived)
# "I'm sitting here wearing a red and white checked gingham dress, and army boots. And you think there's nothing amiss?"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:59, archived)
# I love it when you talk dirty ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:04, archived)
# asl pls?
got cam?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:07, archived)
# 3million years old / once for 12 mins including the time it took to eat the pizza / deepspace
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:10, archived)
# GAZ me
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Ha. Clever.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:16, archived)
# haha
edit: what did you got Randomburned?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Flapjack from Holland sent me a great CD
Stuff like Jackie Wilson, some great bluesy tracks, Polyphonic Spree, and some band called Deodato.

(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:30, archived)
# *ahem*
2 hours...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Granma looks like she's about to smack that lad
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# i'm not..
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I'll smake him!
I'll smake him good!

Also, man has woman's head growing out of shoulder.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# hmmm siamese politics
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# It's alright, Granny - I got his arms, you punch him in the gob. Go on!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:53, archived)
# I'm not
but only because I remember the hell of the conservatives being in power
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] I warned you back in 2005


... thought a pearoast was appropriate.
(freewheelin, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:25, archived)
# not my change!
/obamablog
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:27, archived)
# He's like one of the inhabitants of those coffin money boxes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Yoink!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Thought this was a reference to Sir Humphrey Appleby
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 18:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Simple, but it says what I feel.


Click for bigger (199 kb)
(freewheelin, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:16, archived)
# it's funny because it lasts four days
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Another mystery solved, Holmes - excellent work!
I've been waiting for someone else to pop their head above the parapet & say either "I don't get it", or "it's funny because.."

Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I think it's the forehead barcode...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Another mystery solved, Holmes - excellent work!
Wow.

All these cases gets pretty exhausting after a while.

I'm just gonna sit down, for a bit.
Catch my breath.

Thanks, Al - good job.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I think it's funny because
it's mocking the current tense political climate and the tensions present in today's society, faced with a future in which personal freedoms are eliminated and replaced with restrictions deemed to be for the greater good. LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:17, archived)
# You have to provide a specimen too!!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Rule of Aquisition # 19

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:15, archived)
# This is fucking terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)
# "Satisfaction is not guaranteed"?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:22, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:33, archived)
# How strange and charming!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# They've got the lobes for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Gone fishin'..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:02, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
simple and ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Merci, Joe..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha
EDIT: The more I look at this the funnier it gets, in fact
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:03, archived)
# EDIT: ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:06, archived)
#
Hahahahaha!
(Feedmeastraycat Is God an Atheist?, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Ahahaha I love this
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Lang live ClanSoul!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:09, archived)
# hahahahah! Perfect, - WOO YAY and a *Click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Bless you, Steve..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:09, archived)
# should I sneeze?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)
# It's optional.
I have a box of allergies kicking about, if you think they'll help..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:30, archived)
# :D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:13, archived)
# how rude! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:19, archived)
# If in doubt, call out the big swears.
Every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
Class act..
.. thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(usted, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Numero uno!
Hello, usted.

Velly nice pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Fantastic
welcome a broad
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Great image.
:)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Governor Mandy, I should have expected to find you holding Gordon's leash.
(Feedmeastraycat Is God an Atheist?, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:01, archived)
# You can recognise him by the foul stench
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I've done something which will probably make you feel a bit sick


Sorry about that. Normal service will be resumed here later, as I put a sticklebrick up my urethra.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:59, archived)
# That must feel sore
Not recommended
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:00, archived)
# You havent pooed in my shoes again?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:01, archived)
# The sad fact is.... That toy belonged to the child of the family whose campsite he wandered into 30 minutes ago
slaughtering them all in a scavanging frenzy of broken bloody tents and over turned picknick hampers
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:03, archived)
# FUCK YEAH BEAR
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:03, archived)
# :)
Lovely, as all your pics are.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:52, archived)
# YEAHHHH cfb
(waxdart hello., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
That's silly.

You're silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Biggggggiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnsssss.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:55, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
Biggins FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Met Biggins when I was on security at Knebworth 1990.
It was pissing down with rain, prior to Teh Quo's appearance & he was standing under an umbrella with a very pretty young man in the VIP section.
He informed me that there was plenty of room under his brolly for one more.

I politely declined.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# does this animate?
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:55, archived)
# No.
Do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:55, archived)
# not really
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:58, archived)
# yes


ever so slightly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Caffeinevision FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:02, archived)
# what's the GDP like for this town?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:55, archived)
# 11p.
Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:56, archived)
# that's what happens when your council switches from Labour to NOC.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Covert spies are now running the council?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Excellent!
how do sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:02, archived)
# How do, Sir.
All well?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Aye all groovy, I'm homeless as of next week and jobless two weeks afterwards
I plan to start my crystal meth habit the week after that! :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Ace!
Suck me off and I'll lend you 50p.

Seriously - go out with your boss for farewell drinks, spike them hard, and take compromising photos.

Hey presto - job for life!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Nah I've got better things to do with my time
Like watch crap on youbtubererer

www.b3ta.com/links/Bambi_goes_Brutal

Be wardned its bloody loud!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I can't believe you have better things to do than suck me off.
So is BGB how you're going to be earning your dough from now?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:17, archived)
# I have decided to start up a deathblackgrindgorecheesemathcore band
Its where the smart money is
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Giraffe loves tree...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:42, archived)
# YES!!
Fuck yeah look at him go.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:44, archived)
# YEAH
damn right they do

Click for bigger (206 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:44, archived)
# That's lovely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I love your stuff
This included.

springheeled jack ever?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:48, archived)
# oh yes, I'd forgotten about that.
I don't see why not.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:51, archived)
# :D
*Does a glee dance*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Brilliant!
Why am I always reminded of Punch cartoonists when I see your drawings?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:54, archived)
# because you'd like to punch cartoonists, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Oh, that's right. *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:57, archived)
# that's amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:45, archived)
# hahahahahahhahahahahahahah! OUTSTANDING!
I'm worried that tree is going to give way....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:45, archived)
# He's got wood...
Brilliant as per...:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:47, archived)
# ha ha
He's got such a happy face on
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:49, archived)
# There must be a tenuous Gerry Rafferty
Giraffee tree pun here somewhere but I can't seem to think of it
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:52, archived)
# :)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:54, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I admire your work
But I honestly believe you're in need of mental help.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:55, archived)
# ahh
I still don't believe the original picture, possibly due to lack of bridge and helicopter
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Yeah!
Oh, you like that, don't you?

I do.
Excellent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)
# hahaha
SPECIAL:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Err
I like it but you probably ought to credit the original creatives behind the giraffe in the tree: Electronic Arts
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Oooo yes.
This is ticking all the sexy boxes.
Get help.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Not seen any crushings today
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:42, archived)
#
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:44, archived)

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