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[challenge entry] This cannot fail to win everything

Right I'm off to bed. My swine flu is playing up.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:50, archived)
# 2 and a bit hours too early for the gayshift
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:51, archived)
# I HAVE TO GO TO BED NOW
I AM VERY VERY POORLY
Please send gayshift my love
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Oh crap I just coughed green crud on my screen
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:56, archived)
# stop eating green crud, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:58, archived)
# I think it used to be my lungs :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:58, archived)
# you've got green lungs?
swine flu is the least of your problems!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:01, archived)
# green's okay, just watch out for black or red.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:33, archived)
# WAIT I DID NOT REALISE YOU ARE DOCOTR
you already know these things

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:35, archived)
# posted earlier
www.b3ta.com/board/9694844

it was pointed out that I'd missed spelt felching, so I've had to redo.
www.mysoti.com/mysoti/designer/Xian_Jesus/products/all?products=all
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:59, archived)
# i saw, cos you are a friend :)
what's 'xian jesus'?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Are you a friend?
Do have an alter ego?

Xian is Christ-ian. Jesus because I've been told I look like him and have a messiah complex. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:09, archived)
# ah, no. got confused, but i have rectified
get a haircut, you filthy hippy :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Reciprocated :)
Though with abuse like that...

as it happens I need to book a hair cut.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:20, archived)
# I saw this earlier
and I liked it hard
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Thank you,
again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I was gonna say
"Fuck off and Die"

But if it actually happened I'd feel really bad for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:52, archived)
# bindun
I have it, it is good

www.savoy.abel.co.uk/HTML/foad.html
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:53, archived)
# I probably will die
this will be my legacy
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:53, archived)
# i concur
it has busey, clarkson, sausages, hell, it has everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:52, archived)
# EVERYTHING?
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Now THIS has everything.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:57, archived)
# it doesn't have any movie posters or album covers or computer games
 
so that disqualifies it from most image challenges..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:06, archived)
# If you put in pacman, Obama and an AT-AT
That should pretty much future-proof it against any new competitions.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:11, archived)
# you should be knighted for this kind of shit
you save lifes with this madness for sure


(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:49, archived)
# busey mit chunda
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:53, archived)
# KEITH FLOYD DOOM!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Does anyone actually know anyone who has gone down with swine flu?
I don't know a soul who has
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:56, archived)
# we've had a load of 'suspected' swine flu
which i'm sure translates as 'not'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:57, archived)
# ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
Yesterday my temperature was 39C, none of my limbs worked and I was coughing up green stuff with blood and bits of lung in it.
The internet said I should have tamiflu but I was too ill to go and get it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:58, archived)
# don't bother
tamiflu will only make you feel worse, and for longer
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:59, archived)
# I know that, I am a doctor. Part of the reason I didn't crawl to the health centre myself was that the side effects are often worse than the flu.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Hard to say
As in most people the symptoms are the same are your common or garden flu.

I had flu about 2 months ago for a week. Could have been swine flu but who knows?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:59, archived)
# yes
my sister's nephew and his girlfriend. both were quarantined for 4 days.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Fuck
I didn't mean that comment in any arrogance or anything, just out of curiosity

I hope they are alright!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:01, archived)
# yeah, they're fine
my sis was pissed off, they were housesitting for her at the time, she was stuck in scotland and not allowed to go home :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Don't worry, just take the vaccine and everything will be ok.
You've been thinkin' again'.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:59, archived)
# I know 2 people
but by all accounts they had nothing compared to the flu I had over new years 2000, loads of people died then. How quickly we forget.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)
# It seems to vary quite a lot.
I don't normally get ill. I hadn't had a sick day for the past 5 years, since my glandular fever.
Yesterday was horrific though. At one point it felt like a severe asthma attack, I could hardly breathe in or out and sounded like a sealion. Was scared for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Indeed we do
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:11, archived)
# you sobered up quick
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:14, archived)
# you'd like to think that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Father of a coworker
t'was confirmed today
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:17, archived)
# beyoooodiful!
Havent seen cockweasle for a while. Where g'warns?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:58, archived)
# no internet for the time being but he is fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:26, archived)
# lol

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:04, archived)
# WANK THE LITTLE BIRDIE AND MAKE HIM THROW UP
 
fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:25, archived)
# I hope you don't mind me borrowing your eye lasers and vomiting things etc
“Imitation is the sincerest form of being an unoriginal thieving bastard”
(quote stolen from Chris Morris)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:50, archived)
# This
www.b3ta.com/board/9691369
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:44, archived)
# oi! jahled!
where'd that horse go?

can't find my horse :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:41, archived)
# The same place your pic did!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Below
In a sec :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:41, archived)
# EVERYBODY CUT FOOTGOOSE!
spotify:track:1Ppwc43WYFEBXw2n1ePhDY

ed: i didn't realise you were posting a pikcha, it just popped up
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:42, archived)
# footgoose?
:D

edit: i wasn't going to, but then b3ta-protocol guilt made me drag one out (it's a repost though)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:43, archived)
# BURNIN', YEARNIN'
FOOTGOOSE!

KICK OFF YA SUN-DAY GOOSE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:44, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:47, archived)
# FOOTGOOSE..
KICK OFF YA SUN-DAY GOOSE

EVERYBODY
CUT FOOTGOOSE

Ed: AAAGGAGAGAGHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:48, archived)
# FOOTGOOSE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Topical P
(sounds like an ointment doesn't it!)
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:46, archived)
# EVERYBODY CUT FOOTSWAYZE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:47, archived)
# HAHAHAHA! HE'S DEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:50, archived)
# GOD'S SAKE JIM, I'M A SWAYZE NOT A FOOTGOOSE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:51, archived)
# THIS IS MOST ILLOGICAL
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:53, archived)
# LIVE LONG, AND FOOTGOOSE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:58, archived)
# IT'S FOOTGOOSE, BUT NOT AS WE KNOW IT
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Didn't we used to be able to upload stuff in our image profile?
Without having to do it as a new message running the risk of accidentally posting a new message?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:49, archived)
# not as far as i know
i've only ever used in-built hosting for pictures that are too shoddy even for me to host
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:50, archived)
# I didn't think so...
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Weird
I'm sure we did
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:54, archived)
# dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:50, archived)
# sort of
although i prefer 'Dai'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:51, archived)
# i can't wait for the new film
Herbie Develops Asperger's
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:51, archived)
# rar rar rar, I'm drunjk, wnat shall I draw
to dhcheer me up in my maudlin moodf?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:52, archived)
# gary busey being eaten by whoopi goldberg
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:54, archived)
# i don't believe you
your typing looks like you are pretending to be drunk
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:55, archived)
# its teru
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:57, archived)
# ohg loookj, im sudfeny pisssed toop
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Draw a serial killer.
Holding the head of his or her latest victim.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:57, archived)
# far too darlk
I need lifting from the inevitable demise of all qwho ahve loved
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:58, archived)
# A rainbow shitting bunnies.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:01, archived)
# A nice picture of Swayze on a surfboard :)
that's what I'd like anyhow.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:57, archived)
# I tghought of that this morning but thoughrt
rthat it would be wrong as I shiould have sdra\wn hi when I was alive
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:59, archived)
# How about Kanye West in some sort of slapstick mess up
Being hit with a pie or slipping on a banana?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)
# hahahaha
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I don't have any strong feelings on Kanye generally as seems to be the fashion
But I do find him rather silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:06, archived)
# it wouldn't have been funny then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! dunk3d, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:34, archived)
# pff!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:49, archived)
# evening
(cjvaughan cats, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:04, archived)
# daddy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:06, archived)
# uncle!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:07, archived)
# shh!
i'm trying to keep that quiet!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:08, archived)
# well i'll be a monkey's uncle.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:10, archived)
# i wouldn't if i were you
my aunties are all either insane, hairy, fat, married or smelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:12, archived)
# sounds like my sex life...
...Haw Haw!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:16, archived)
# stand in a vacuum
that sounds like my sex life :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:19, archived)
# i don't want to get my feet dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:21, archived)
# put bags on them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:23, archived)
# i wear Docs...
...you think i'm gonna bag Docs?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:25, archived)
# wrap them in bacon, then
do i have to think of everything?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:27, archived)
# like WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
ARRGH ALL THE FUCKING AIR'S GONE?
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:22, archived)
# yes. exactly like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:23, archived)
# ah. pity.
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:24, archived)
# you tend to need air
what with being oxygen breathers and that...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:27, archived)
# yes, because i'm definitely human
honestly...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:28, archived)
# i can hold my breath many minutes
time me *HUUUUH*
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:32, archived)
# I also like Nitrogen. Lots of Nitrogen.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Woo Yay
I'm quite tempted to hop on the train next March, these are superb
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:07, archived)
# haha cheers
it will be a free expo :)
(cjvaughan cats, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:09, archived)
# hi jahled
your photography is fantastic :D
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Bollocks, the world will end now, with streams of lava and fire
and people rushing around waving bits of paper in their hand

Have a curious pony:

^cfb
I borrowed Bryan Damage's 24 mm 1.4 mk.II, and then went a bit mental in Photoshop

Oops for the thread deletion, it was an instantaneous affair before MICTOBASTARD pointed it out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:41, archived)
# yeah had a look at you photo's
great stuff :)
(cjvaughan cats, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:48, archived)
# ORK!
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ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK! ORK!
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(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:48, archived)
# This reminds me of the cover for 'Great Apes'
Also, I liked this one muchly, for some reason it made me think of William Burroughs.
www.b3ta.com/board/9692668
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:07, archived)
# That
is an excellent book. Good taste sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:26, archived)
# It's fucking hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I
particularly liked the fact he spends a large part of the book passing out from terror and/or shitting himself. Haven't read it in years, may have to dust it off and see if it's how I remember it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:34, archived)
# The buggery congo-line on the London underground, is memorable.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:40, archived)
# will self?
(cjvaughan cats, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:37, archived)
# not read that one yet
have read cock and bull and Design Faults in the Volvo 760 Turbo, will have to give it a go
(cjvaughan cats, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)
# 'Cock and Bull' is spectacular.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:41, archived)
# ^ This
Though I did end up getting a bit tired of his stuff, some of it is not particularly well thought through and tires quickly. Where it works though he is genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Ja.
The scene where the two senior ape/doctors meet one another is priceless.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Lully!
This has made my resumption of skills seem woefully inadequate. :( Ah well, if at first you don't succeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:27, archived)
# How unusual
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:41, archived)
#

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:03, archived)
# A JELLY WEINER!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:03, archived)
# you're not strong, you're silky boys!
silk comes from the butts of chinese worms!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:07, archived)
# oh man...
...he's gonna get the soap tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:08, archived)
# *S*O*S*...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:00, archived)
# will his supersonic sonar radar help him?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:03, archived)
# ...need Twinkie...
...send help...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:05, archived)
# bugger that
help yourself, the twinkie is mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:07, archived)
# i guess that answers your question.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:10, archived)
# i have many more questions
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:13, archived)
# ask away...
...i am wise and true.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:15, archived)
# where did my carry on camping t-shirt go?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:20, archived)
# remember that guy with the beard?...
...when he woke up, he couldn't find his underwear, so he used your shirt instead.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:23, archived)
# the guy with the beard?
which one?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:24, archived)
# the one who was sweating like a pig...
...and his fat ass kept blocking the camera.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:26, archived)
# oh, HIM
he certainly wasn't worth the loss of a good t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:29, archived)
# haha, great
BIG FAT MAN MAKES BIG FAT SOUND
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:04, archived)
# tubatronics...
...check the cool wax.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:06, archived)
# lies
i bet he's not a real indian at all
just a pale imitation
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:08, archived)
# he's got feathers on his head...
...that makes him an indian.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:12, archived)
# damnit
i completely accept this logical explanation.
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:13, archived)
# he may be simply wearing a pigeon
now had you thought of that?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:14, archived)
# cripes, suzette
there's a lot i haven't thought of.
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:17, archived)
# indeed
such as why doughnuts have to be fattening
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:20, archived)
# nobody wears pigeons...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:18, archived)
# i had no idea dame edna was so old
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:21, archived)
# prob'ly cuz that iz BARB...
...as in BUSH.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:24, archived)
# ew
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:29, archived)
# PLOOP!
PLOOP!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:04, archived)
# ahh...
...the sounds of the restroom.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Parp Parp!
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Strokin'

Soz Ninj ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:40, archived)
# THAT'S A BLAADDY MONKAAYTICKLE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:40, archived)
# EEEWWWW YOU DIRTY LITTLE MONKEY!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:41, archived)
# HERE, THIS IS BETTER
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:58, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:39, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:53, archived)
# *strokes to the east*
*strokes to the west*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:41, archived)
# *Its just like, its just like*
*A mini... mall*
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:50, archived)
# it's nothing like a mini mall
that monkey is not a shop
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Hello Clarence
:)


"If my stuff ain't tight enough, you can stick it up my...' WOO!"

I had no idea he was a b3tan!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:54, archived)
# clarence?
*looks shifty*
i know not of this clarence!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:55, archived)
# hey, you replied too fast for my ninja editing skillzors
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:56, archived)
# i fear you are underestimating the sneakiness
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:59, archived)
# *wax on*
*wax off*

or whacks, whichever :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:05, archived)
# wax is bad
anything that means you have to rip your fadge bald is a bad thing in my book
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:06, archived)
# hmmmmm so true
how about a nice alternative? like a banana or some oil?
not motor oil, unless you wanna set fire to thineself...

maybe a nice pure virgin oil...
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:12, archived)
# virgin oil?
can't you get into trouble by squeezing virgins for their oil?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:15, archived)
# not if...
a, you hold a license
b, they consent
c, you sneak up on them in the dead of night, frighten them and then demand their oils
or d, you have a factory hidden in the mountians in switzerland, ready to fire 2 virgins in opposite directions until they collide and create the Higgs Boson (or however its spelt), then drain the oil from them



or buy it from asda.
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:19, archived)
# i know a virgin
and he is quite oily, but i'm not sure if he'd consent to being harvested for his precious oils
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:22, archived)
# plenty of oils in macdonalds
and most of the workers are virgins, pining for draining actions to be placed upon them.

also,

anyone consents to anything if you say its for a movie :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:25, archived)
# this is true
although my ex works in macdonald's. he is 41 and still cleans tables for a living.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:27, archived)
# I worked in macdonalds
when I was a virgin. never got drained for my oils there although the fat containers were often surprisingly empty.

Back in the day....

Nevertheless, consented virgin oils make the world go round.

I'd stick to vegetable oil personally. Especially if it actually was sticky, then I'd glue myself to the cieling with it and survey the passersby as they wander fretlessly.
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:34, archived)
# i find velcro works just as well
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:36, archived)
# thats true, although
I find my faith to be placed higer up the scale, to the likes of the nail gun and a gaffa tape. Velcro sits at number 3. Drinking maniacally from his glass of whiskey laughing at those below him, while Gaffa tape is holding the universe together and the Nail gun is taking the precise aim at the chavs.

Oh woe is me,
The jealousy
of wanting to be
a nail gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:39, archived)
# ahahha shit
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:42, archived)
#
ninja eidt ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:49, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Pigeonwanking: a serious offense

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:42, archived)
# muffin the mule is a criminal offence
it causes serious cases of moby dick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:44, archived)
# It's true!
Wankmonkeys!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Hahahahah
Genuine coughing fit
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Come on, put a little effort into it monkey!
argh
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:53, archived)
# i'm going as fast as i can!
oh.......you mean THAT monkey...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:56, archived)
# This is all going very wrong.
er...

or is it right?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:57, archived)
# that all depends
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:59, archived)
# hahah
FP THIS ONE TOO NOW :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:54, archived)
# hahahaha, superb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:00, archived)
# monkeys like to touch stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:02, archived)
# I had to check..................


there's just no variety on offer anymore
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Why am I looking at your shopping list?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:59, archived)
# And why are you trying to buy wank and shit
Surely you can get those for free
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:01, archived)
# both are improved with
peripherals.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:03, archived)
# what he said
have some of mine
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:03, archived)
# There

He's halfway there now
EDIT actually that could well be a shit floating in wank.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:19, archived)
# COPYRIGHT 2 CAN CHUNDER 2009
before some bastard steals it and sells it for $1,000,000

/no faith in "artists" blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Don't worry, that one's too small to use.
I have the original 8 Meg file safely stored on my computer.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:40, archived)
# beware!
they might try and steal it

using some kind of tactical team using night vision and shit!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:41, archived)
# I'll be careful.
It'll be particularly difficult though as this is bound to be on the front page by tomorrow.
Then everyone will want it.
Also should I compo this?
EDIT: Fuck it, i've put it in for 'mock the politicians'. I think it would look lovely on their leaflets and I fancy a new laptop.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:44, archived)
# yes
you'll be world famous by the end of the week
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] See, it looks AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:50, archived)
# SHIT!!!!










(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:58, archived)
# because it's more interesting than yours?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:26, archived)
# You're searching the wrong section, you want Sport & Leisure.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:03, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:31, archived)
# if you want wank and shit
try somerfield instead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:38, archived)
# I see your sainsburys
and raise you ASDA FM


:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:39, archived)
# ASDA FOR MEN
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:40, archived)
# men who are comfortable buying quiche
HAHA

such strange men
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:41, archived)
# i like quiche
but i am female.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:43, archived)
# I like quiche too
I fail :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:46, archived)
# but do you buy it yourself?
if so, i declare you to be a woman
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:48, archived)
# now I have a reason not to leave the house!
hmm, what are those!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:59, archived)
# congratulations, you have discovered breasts.
unfortunately, the next discovery you make will be that touching them yourself just isn't the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:02, archived)
# A touch dramatic


Click for bigger (148 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:19, archived)
# OH HAI THERE PATRICK SWAYZE
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:37, archived)
# lol he's dead you know

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:50, archived)
# You'll be saying Keith Floyd has passed away next! tsk!
the things people say
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Oh Dek, you adorable fool!
SPLIFF TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:13, archived)
# likes
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:18, archived)
# oh christ
hahahahahahaha
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:42, archived)
# MISDIRECTION LOOLZ
:P
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Is it too early...
...to ask if Whoopi Goldberg has sudden lesbian feelings for Demi Moore?
(springjack The King Of Pygmy Marmosets!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:44, archived)
# PFFFFT
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:11, archived)
# well, you've lost me
:)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Turn Around
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:14, archived)
# right round
baby right round (about)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:15, archived)
# song-song -> tom-tom satnav?
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:14, archived)
# ..................................................
THAT IS THE POINT
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Good.
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:16, archived)
# These boots were made for walking

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Slow Down
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Klyster boogie

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:17, archived)
# LACIST
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:33, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2ZE3cTpqE0
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:51, archived)
# HAHAHA
Fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Those wacky Austrians eh

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Under the Western Freeway
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Tarmac's a bit thin.
Needs more heavy metal.
/construction terms blog.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:25, archived)
# OH FUCK THE DOOR HAS COME OFF AND THE WINDSCREEN IS ON FIRE AND ALL MY DRUGS ARE MELTING
by the Everly Brothers
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:28, archived)
# my favourite!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:29, archived)
# yers
needs a boy band remake
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:38, archived)
# You take the high road and I'll take the low road
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Do you know the way to San Jose
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:44, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:24, archived)
#
N-17!
(springjack The King Of Pygmy Marmosets!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:44, archived)
# my dog does tail whips, so...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Wild Ttssattsr uses Leer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:03, archived)
# is that like an ogle?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:06, archived)
# A lascivious or sly look.
- Dicshunery.com
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:08, archived)
# oh, ok
why are you leering at a picture of my dog?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:10, archived)
# YOU'RE BAD AT POKEMON.
Wild Ttssattsr uses Hyper Beam.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:12, archived)
# (never played it)
should i be ashamed or relieved?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:16, archived)
# INFERNAPE uses ABORTIONARIUM.
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/pokememe_mit_the_eye_whore_us.gif
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:06, archived)
# that made me chuckle
why, i know not.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:11, archived)
# HOOOPZ!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:14, archived)
# who made that?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Some guy, I think.
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/60049/1253038750/1251966290755.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:20, archived)
# ahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Pffft! :D
A classic of the genre.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:02, archived)
# hahahah
awww :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:07, archived)
# DO NOT ALTER OR REMOVE ANY AFOMDFLABLN
FDLMNDnlcvz,nlzcv,.

*dribble*

*twitch*

*dribble*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:12, archived)
# he comes?
glad i didn't alter it, then
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:14, archived)
# If heads,
maybe his legs just grow.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:21, archived)
# This is my rifle, this is my ... hang on, I'm confused.
this is my ... hang on I'm confused.
THIS IS MY CDC. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:58, archived)
# WITHOUT ME, MY COCK IS USELESS
WITHOUT MY COCK, I AM USELESS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:00, archived)
# M, I, C,-K, E, Y, MO-U-S-E
I love Kubrick.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmILOL55xP0
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:01, archived)
# C,O,C - K,S,U - C,K,I,N,G
Kubrick is awesomness
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:07, archived)
# just how long is that dormitory?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:13, archived)
# 17

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:16, archived)
# miles or sheep?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:19, archived)
# HOW TALL ARE YOU BOY
BULLSHIT I DIDN'T KNOW THEY SHOT JIZZ THAT HIGH
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:40, archived)
# that's some lovely loopage
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Those veins
make me hungry.
(Beefcurtains, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Don't dessert me here! It's a good joke.


Click for bigger (234 kb)

Cherries me up anyway.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:45, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Curse those Moors and Saracens. If it wasn't for their ungodly ways, master Robin would never have left. What manner of name is Azeem? Scottish, Cornish?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:48, archived)
# oohhh gaaawwwdddd
you utter rotter :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:02, archived)
# *ahahahah*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:10, archived)
# *SPLUFFS*
mega!
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Can I hazard a guess?
I'd say Bodmin moor and I'd go with rough tor?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:17, archived)
#
It is indeed sir. My mother is a rough tor. hmm....
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:24, archived)
# I was encouraged to convert a pic I did for for the Maps Challenge eons ago into a t-shirt.
So this is both kind of a repost and a spamming. Sorry.
But I spent a fair amount of time on this and wanted to share.

Click for Legible.

The design can be purchased from here typo amended here

subliminal message:help pay for my wedding :)

Edit:the original b3ta.com/board/7983596
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:33, archived)
# I like this

although I think the station names give it away too soon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:39, archived)
# It started without them
and I wondered what too add.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I think the design would be stronger without the give-away texts
and probably on a white/grey shirt, to let it blend more in
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:02, archived)
# grey is an option
as I'm having to change it because of my typo I could put it on white as well.

I was thinking it would be quite small so people wouldn't notice until they really looked close and then, if they hadn't realised the whole pic it should dawn on them.

What would you have suggested?

(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:06, archived)
# I am not sure
just doing some thinking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:17, archived)
# oh god why did I type that url in
feel a little ill now
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:40, archived)
# haha
had you not seen it in the newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Tubgirl is tame, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:42, archived)
# I think he means the tiny url
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:48, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Haha, the old split penis. Pretty grim, huh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:56, archived)
# how dare you
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:57, archived)
# I'm sorry, drbroon. I'm sorry for what I have said and done.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:58, archived)
#
tame hawt
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:54, archived)
# excellent filth quotient!
also, you've mis-spelt "Felching" and awarded it a thoroughly undeserved 't'. Those in the felching community will be turned off by this flagrant show of disrespect for their traditional pursuits.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:41, archived)
# futck
damned dyslexia. :(

will be renamed later.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Nicely realised.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:42, archived)
# thanks
depending on the response I may see about a goatse version.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:47, archived)
# hahaha
I only just got this. I liked it before, but quite clearly didn't really get it.

Great work.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:52, archived)
# thank you very much
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:53, archived)
# are you going to pimp it around the net a bit?
I have a feeling it could be immensely popular... I think the encyclopediadramatica people would like it very much.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:57, archived)
# 4chan loves poop.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:59, archived)
# I should,
but don't really know where. I was unfamiliar with encyclopediadramatica until mictoboy suggested it as a source for wrong things.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:59, archived)
# hehe
can I order one in XL right now?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:03, archived)
# You can, though I am working on a typo
amended version as I type. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:08, archived)
# ok ok I know it was a typo
...I am XXL
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:44, archived)
# finally updated
that was more work than I thought.
www.mysoti.com/mysoti/product/518806

but there's no XXL!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Oh well done!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:12, archived)
# thanks
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:20, archived)
# behold the great destroyer.
tremble at his wrath.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:28, archived)
# That is a thing of might and wonder

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:29, archived)
# i'll tell my girlfriend.
she'll be pleased.

edit. cos she made it.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Can she come over and do that to my oven as well?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:44, archived)
# you need to have bashed in the front for that gaping maw effect
it means you can't use the oven bit.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Sorry I think I had sex with your oven sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:43, archived)
# I *love* this
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:45, archived)
#
(DutyPaid, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Mmmm, classy!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:11, archived)
# *ahahaahh*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:20, archived)
# hahaha
I just noticed the poster/graffiti. This is quite amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Thank you
This one took me a while
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:00, archived)
#
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Erm, thanks

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Waste of a Good Joke


Click for bigger (204 kb)

I've bin going mad making this trash. LOL!
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 17:56, archived)
# *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Love the tedhed guy
I might make one of those for the next festi I go to.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Rubbish!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:41, archived)
# NOON ALL :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 17:48, archived)
#
H from Steps dead
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:08, archived)
# genuine lol
(drhellno would rather be playing Left 4 dead on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:24, archived)
# HAH!
Stupid fat baldy cunt.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:11, archived)
# HE MADE A BOOBOO!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:23, archived)
# awesome
delicious, delicious tears of fatpain
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:25, archived)
# oops...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (126 kb)
(daviedavie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Not
big enough

edit- also, what is it? I don't get it...
are you being nasty about Swayze, you wanker?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 17:45, archived)

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