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# piece of earwax that looks just like Alex Ferguson

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:36, archived)
# HOLY FUCK!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:37, archived)
# That's worth a fortune on eBay !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:37, archived)
# in me other ear are 11 pieces.......guess who they resemble:)))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Boyzone, 5 star and milli vanilli?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Girl you know it's true...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I'm listening to Rock Lobster by the B52's
at .63 of the speed it's meant to be played at and it sounds FUCKING AWESOME!!!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:51, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:53, archived)
# classic single!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:55, archived)
# :D
Get on it!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:56, archived)
# DonaldCampbelltastic
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:00, archived)
# 10 easy pieces and . . . hummn . . . got me stumped . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:50, archived)
# gah!they've all gone gooey now:(
*must take more care of Alex*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:57, archived)
# No new compo yet then? :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry] just reminded me...I may as well sling this in.....at the end of the day every shot will resemble a fuckin' SHOP!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Make every shot a power shop . . . soon to be sold out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:14, archived)
# *facepalms*
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:11, archived)
# chew Cowawa chew
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Does it lactate?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:16, archived)
# only on weekends
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:17, archived)
# heh heh...pure sweetness
is that a cow-pat on it's head?...:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Looks like
Matt Damon's haircut
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Does it chew it's cud twice ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:17, archived)
# thrice
*edit* chews twice, digests thrice : )
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:18, archived)
# ^ Lilly Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:19, archived)
# hahaha
chewing cud?-don't be silly........she swallows it whole:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Awwwww can I take it home with me?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:23, archived)
# ;D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:11, archived)
# War is cat hell !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:16, archived)
# war is "cat"astrophic....dogs ain't keen on it either
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:25, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Sean canary
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Poor Sean. Also: Hello the internet (I am minor TJing)
Can anyone give me protips on how to improve this light-hearted photomanipulation? I can't see obvious errors but it also just doesn't look right.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Goose
contact shadows should be darker, motion blur is a bit strong, background is grainier than foreground, background would cast shadow over half the bird, bird should be less yellow and more blue.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:29, archived)
# serve with roast potatoes and cream
mmmmm nom nom:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:14, archived)
# put a donk on it :p
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:08, archived)
# arf.............chirpy cheep cheep
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:09, archived)
# That's one high fibre diet right there!
Haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:11, archived)
# He could get a right job in a coal mine . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:15, archived)
# hahaha shit on him guys, i heard he's a right cunt
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Sol Campbell - CLEARLY too big for Notts County...


Click for bigger (144 kb)
(thesparrowman men with ven, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 18:45, archived)
# sulzeer
the sted-pecker
(JoePesky, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Soccerball?
On B3ta?

Are you mad!??!

In other news, the man is an enormous cunt and has made himself the laughing stock of the football community
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:09, archived)
# can't kid me
that's a woman!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:10, archived)
# She is rather muscular !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:14, archived)
# If you watch the goals Notts. conceded last week...
he was nowhere near the strikers. Maybe Notts are better off without..

(littlechav Suffering from too many red bulls since, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:57, archived)
# The inventor of vitamin 8
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:59, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 18:04, archived)
# OK . . . I just did . . . now do I get to blow out the candles ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Not for another 2 months and 30 days.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 18:07, archived)
# OK . . . I'll just hold my breath . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I was studying up on molecules and I got distracted...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 18:45, archived)
# who is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Miranda Kerr...
...not a bad thing to Google.... not bad at all!... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 18:54, archived)
# to the googlematronator.......
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:31, archived)
# I would too . . . I love the nuclei on them !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 18:52, archived)
# She's a cheeky minx
and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:10, archived)
# That's
tidy!

Nice Green Cone of Love™ as well
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:45, archived)
# mmmm
pool, I have an affinity with pool
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Well . . . chalk up and . . . BREAK'M !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 18:10, archived)
# what about snooker.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 18:20, archived)
# fanny tastic
cant believe i missed this first time round
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:32, archived)
# that's a right whopping huge molecule there
top, as always
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 18:22, archived)
# It sure is . . . I understand that he built it in his basement . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 18:23, archived)
# he's merely fused vitamin 5 and vitamin 3......I'm not a micro-biologist but I worked it out:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Genius . . . you're hired !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, he needs a wash.
he needs a wash.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:41, archived)
# PLEASE MAKE PEACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Skeksis! Gelflings! The other ones!
What a crazy flick, man..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:44, archived)
# mystics
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Yes!
Thanks, Smash.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:53, archived)
# welcome :)
i was going to watch it the other day, but my video is borked.
oops, bingo time! 'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:56, archived)
# the mystiks :)
fookin' love that film :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:49, archived)
# i've still got a copy of it on video
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I feel this is a match made in heaven
I can see now why the rench are slightly morose... its because there google spell checker no longer checks stuff atomatically and they are too pissed on red wine to fix it .... again
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:45, archived)
# fucking red wine
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:46, archived)
# angst!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:46, archived)
# pow!
Dark Crystal 2
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:50, archived)
# 144k?
My internet just went on strike.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Sorted.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Slick !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Who did you say?

Oh, GelDOF!
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 18:35, archived)
# He only buys it for the tits*

*Tit/Tit joke No 265563567
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Smart !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:27, archived)
# He buys that crap?...
...What a Do-do.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Aw, swine flu has a new mum
I'm happy for it.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:34, archived)
# she's on page 3
(gtfomh, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:34, archived)
# they must be cold
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Nick who?


Click for bigger (189 kb)
(thesparrowman men with ven, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:20, archived)
# How ironic that you, making this pic, and anyone viewing, in order to get the joke, all know exactly who he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Indeed
Oh all the lovely levels
(thesparrowman men with ven, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:28, archived)
# knowing a name is not knowing a man
/phol...philosp..grrr
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:48, archived)
# who is it?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:02, archived)
# He looks quite tearful
Cheer up Nick.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:34, archived)
# No one seems to know who I am....I'm chronically depressed.
(thesparrowman men with ven, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I would tentatively suggest the way the mainstream media
laps up every word Brown and Cameron say and completely ignore the Lib Dems unless they're having their yearly conference or shagging a cheeky girl may well be the reason for this.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Yah
I've noticed he's resorted to wapping out his somewhat attractive wifelet in an effort to garner some more media/pervert attention. Quite sad, really.
(thesparrowman men with ven, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Griffin?
I think he's Tony Cameron's opponent or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Warp burger
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Classic !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Ah, Joe's.
The apple pie is to die for..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:30, archived)
# So I've heard !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:30, archived)
# i ain't gonna die...
...for no apple pie.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:34, archived)
# No, I should hope not.
Few desserts are worth such sacrifice..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:41, archived)
# . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Pigollision In Space !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Swine slew!
Man, that's stupid.
Apologies..

8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Don't knock it . . . it could be the worst next thing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:35, archived)
# I keep checking for mountains of bodies outside, but all I can see are brown wheelie bins..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:42, archived)
#
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 23 Sep 2009, 18:39, archived)
# XD
Lully spesh!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:46, archived)
# my favorite so far
:D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Gracias, Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Get OUT!!!
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Emanating from a source commonly referred to as . . . here . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:08, archived)
# YOU...get out...(i broke it?)...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:09, archived)
#
must...

kill...

lincoln...
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:57, archived)
# the man with the golden bun
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:03, archived)
# When a man with a gun meets a man with a bun . . . the man with the bun usually gets buttered !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:05, archived)
# soon after he beat bond over the head with the bun
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:11, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:10, archived)
# pfftt
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:14, archived)
# the man with the golden croissant
and three nippies
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 18:24, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:00, archived)
# HAHAH
"I can see my house from here"
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Not sure who's winning that battle.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:03, archived)
# hahaha, fuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:03, archived)
# That . . . is quite the submission hold !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:04, archived)
# "Does my bum look in this?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:06, archived)
# pilesdriver?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:06, archived)
# hehe... i knew there was a good wrestling pun in there somewhere!
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Thats just making me think of Ace Ventura
when he comes out of the robo rhino's ass
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:06, archived)
# ...so, there is a light at the end of the tunnel!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Bwahahahahahahahahah...
..you super dooper loony! Big smile *Big click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
oops!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Nic Cage looks positively bewildered..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Arf! Nice one Toasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:23, archived)
# shopped pics only please :)
(gtfomh, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:32, archived)
# hahaha!
blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:38, archived)
# FP this now
(w)hole new meaning to the term "asshat"
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 18:25, archived)
# ace as per usual toastie
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:34, archived)
# hahahaha great.
nice asshat.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:07, archived)
[challenge entry] ...gonna try with a little help from my friends...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Hard to beat . . . Viva !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:00, archived)
# it's a big box...see the box?...
...it's big!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I think it's impossible to seperate the man from the music.
I can hear it, even now..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:19, archived)
# He's not running though...
...i hear some funky porno muzak.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Swedish Erotica, circa 1978?
I'm there, dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Tell me something...
...why are those girls always wearing scarves?...I never could figure that out.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:36, archived)
# shemales
wear them to hide the apple
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:33, archived)
# thats a huge box
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:03, archived)
# .....
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:47, archived)
# crack whores!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Lucky Shoes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:59, archived)
# one of my first animations...
...that's why it sucks!.... :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Bump de Bump de Bump
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:58, archived)
# it is just a waste of time


... for no reason.
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Aw, you and your Americanisms!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:43, archived)
# erm..
I'm from spaghettiland*, don't expect a good english from me....


* pizza mandolino mamma mafia etc etc etc

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Russia?
no wait, france?
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:47, archived)
# .. the one
where the most shameful prime minister lives

/sad
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I can only assume that Berlusconi is your prime minister because everyone gets a go there at some point
That's just how you do it.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:52, archived)
# .
bingo !
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:01, archived)
# and dont forget super mario bros too
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:48, archived)
# mamma
mia
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Excellent!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:11, archived)
# hmmmm...combine the two...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:12, archived)
# nice..
not been done like that. Same pic, different product and placement www.b3ta.com/board/9696919

edit: save yourself a click and look up ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:12, archived)
# :D ... i think we've all done one.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:20, archived)
# yup, similar but yours is better
*this was another b3tan's pic i edited sometime ago,bush's head and the tv slogan were already on it*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:12, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:16, archived)
# pfff, poor donkey
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Poor Tony Adams :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:19, archived)
# dunno
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:27, archived)
# hahaha
brill
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:17, archived)
# He loves the sherbert
Say hello to my little friend
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Sooty is sitting on his little friend?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:34, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:36, archived)
# FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Rare pic of the Queen's State visit to Texas
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Great
(thesparrowman men with ven, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:05, archived)
# One is seeking the chappie who killed one's father in a fusillade
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:05, archived)
# *clicks*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:35, archived)
# JP!!!!
How ya doing sir? All settled in nicely now \O/ :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Monsieur Ninj...
I'm well, thank you. Pretty much settled in, thanks.
I do miss the sun, though. It doesn't seem to exist up this neck of the woods...
How's yerself?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Glad all's ok!
I'm fine ta matey! Missing you around these parts tho' :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Where did you get that hat, where did you get that hat?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:44, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
This is phenomenal!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Lovely stuffs!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Another Muppet Movie?...
...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Wokka Wokka Wokka!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:04, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:06, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:07, archived)
# heh heh...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Excellent!
I watched I, Robot for the first time at the weekend, which was a bloody stupid thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:01, archived)
# it's usually better on a Thursday
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Were you trying to see if what they said about the shower scene was true?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:02, archived)
# What do they say about the shower scene?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:03, archived)
# He had to strap his cock to his leg
because it was so enormously gigiantic
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:04, archived)
# who did?

Bridget Moynahan
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I'm AAALL about the cocks.
I hadn't heard that actually. Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:05, archived)
# O RLY?
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:08, archived)
# cor, I didn't know that existed
it's like a b3ta dungeon
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:11, archived)
# It's MY b3ta dungeon
I've owned it since the beginning
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:11, archived)
# hahaha "Do you have any idea how difficult it was to make a stetson for my cock?"
now there's something to do when the gayshift are on /board and there's breakfast/weather on /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:16, archived)
# EXACTLY

EDIT and anybody interested in the original Hitlercock and GIGANTACOCK take on the mighty Mechacock, click here NSFW www.b3tards.com/u/e908521f1c6e8c370697/cock1.jpg NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:18, archived)
# What's the difference between that and /talk?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:13, archived)
# We can post images
and we're not cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Good argument, well presented ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:15, archived)
# *thrusts*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Not really.
I've just seen your penis in a costume. What's the correct etiquette for such an occasion?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Hearty congratulations
and a fruit basket
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:17, archived)
# If you forget
it was one of the most important books of the 20th century it's actually not bad
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:06, archived)
# i.thought it was quite good
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:08, archived)
# It was alright, maybe I'm being a bit harsh.
I've only had two cigarettes today so hate everything at the moment. I actually have a bit of a soft spot for Will Smith, I find him pretty likeable.
/Fresh Princess blog
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Excellent stuff
I preferred kermit in...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:05, archived)
# I remember this compo!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Al Porcino?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Beaker ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:16, archived)
# The worthiest contender for today's front page, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I AM THE BEST AT POOLS. I WIN AT SWIMMING BECAUSE I AM THE BEST.

(Jeremy Horse I'm the best of all the animals, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:42, archived)
# *clicks*
Lusty and clear from the goatherd's throat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:43, archived)
# *bums*
Oh, sorry - didn't realise it wasn't the done thing.

This is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Haha fabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I love horses
I wish there was some kind of interwebsite to accommodate my needs
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:46, archived)
# There's a ceefax page

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I have an app for that
Click for bigger (247 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:02, archived)
# BRING IT!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:52, archived)
# YEAH!...
...Ready for business!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:53, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:01, archived)

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