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[challenge entry] She said fanny... uhuhuhuh
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)
# see my link down there...
it has loads of things like that
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Where?
All I could find was the ratemykitten.com link (?)

EDIT: ah I see... copy and pasted ;)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:59, archived)
# If I went to america I would say fanny so much and I would call everyone wankers.
Did you see my fanny pack?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:55, archived)
# HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:03, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhahhhhhahhhhhahhh excellent
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Fanny means bottom. Bottom means posterior. Posterior is a type of crab.
A coconut crab is also a crab. I don't like crabs because of their legs and hard faces.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:55, archived)
# But what of their sweet sweet insides?

(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Their insides are rage and pestilence.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Sweet, juicey rage and pestilience.

With garlic mayonaise.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Not even BATCRABS?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Batcrabs are bitter and their faces are hard.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Nice
Very very nice
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)
# pfft.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Tops!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:53, archived)
# i have
a couple of games by "microsoft" for my c64. Willow Pattern is one of them i think
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:55, archived)
# BTW
is it really sad that I secretly still want to own a Sinclair C5?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Marvellous :)
Someone has been watching the Sinclair/Acorn thing on BBC4.
Maybe.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:13, archived)
# "has"?
I'm watching it right now :)

I used to have a BBC Master Compact, well it's still in a drawer somewhere along with the first ever floppy disc I ever owned, a full 5.25 inches!!!

*ahem*
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Same size as mine!
Wait, what?

Great programme, if a teensy bit biased.

I'm 27 so the whole thing is just *slightly* before my era, but we had a Beeb at school and I had much fun on Acorn's Archimedes also. The real fun began with the Amiga though.

My regards to Zabuza.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:33, archived)
# awwwwwww
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:17, archived)
[challenge entry] The settlement might have been slightly different
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# The Beatles are shit!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Hooray!
I keep saying this and the most surprising, usually sane, people keep disagreeing
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:47, archived)
# This is not the response I wanted.
I was bored and wanted an argument :(
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:53, archived)
# No
you didn't
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:01, archived)
#
Well, they're not shit. But they're so over hyped that I tend to side with anyone who is having a crack at them. Also, Bob Marley and Elvis Presley. Oh and Jimi Hendrix too. And that Morisson guy from the doors.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:53, archived)
# ^this, except for Bob Marley
who doesn't like Bob Marley? (as in his music)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Me.
I don't understand reggae of any kind.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:03, archived)
# I'm not huge on Marley
But I love Elvis... everyone has their love for musicians I suppose.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# I wouldn't say "shit"......but DEFINITELY overrated.
*climbs off soapbox*
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Overated talent-wise
but as far as social history goes, they cannot be seen as anything but the most important band last century.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)
# but
the Help! album is fucking brilliant. I only realised this a couple of months back and I can't take it off. Except Ringo's painful turn which should be skipped.

However, at the minute I am listening to Idlewild. LOTS of Idlewild. Go to YouTube and listen to "The Weight of Years" and then follow it up with "Queen of the Troubled Teens" and then browse around filling your hearts with glee.

I realise that this is off-topic but the love must be shared. Also, go to anything Woomble's done on his own (and not Uncle Bulgaria; the poor old thing died before he had the chance), and with Drever and McCusker. All superb.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I will do that if you listen to this band:
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:56, archived)
# DONE
I may also gaz you a link to a beautiful song which I'm not going to make public because I shouldn't, but I'd be interested in your opinion.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:59, archived)
# ^^^ this is a good song
i recommend it
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Help! may or may not be brilliant
I'm just pointing out that when the Spice Girls tried a similar Film/Album idea at the peak of their success, it pretty much bombed.
Elvis was the only other one to really get it right, although a few got close.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:02, archived)
# I'd more or less agree
although comparisons between a nascent industry in the 60s where pretty much everything was jammed together, from people who'd listen to the Stones and people who'd listen to the emptiest of lazy pop, and the 90s where everything was enormously fragmented, is pretty difficult.

I just wanted an excuse to declare my love for "Help!" :)
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:05, archived)
# One thing I MUST give them is this.....
What made them cool & an eye & ear-opener for their generation was
doing the un-coolest thing & MAKING it cool...namely the
re-introduction of stringed instruments (violins, cellos etc.) to rock
& roll and subsequently giving it SOUL. I may think they were
overrated, but I must give them that much.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:02, archived)
# I think the bottom line
is that in 50 years, people will still mention the Beatles. I doubt the Sugarbabes will get a similar reception.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:05, archived)
# I just got a CD with Buddy Holly and the Cricket's first three albums on it
OHHHH yeah.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Don't get me started
on Buddy. True Love Ways is genius. Genius.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)
# This CD was pretty cheap on Amazon
I was well chuffed
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Did he do three albums?
methinks you tease me.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:12, archived)
# yo
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)
# I see it
but am suprised!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:17, archived)
# I was too
so I bought it immediately. The third album looks like it was rush-released by the record company and culled from the outtakes of the others -- the first was November 1957 and the second March 1958, but the third was April 1958. Still, a very worthwhile purchase, I felt...
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:22, archived)
# I reckon the Mugababes will live longer in the memory
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)
# This is true.
There is much of their music which I quite enjoy, but musically, they're nothing special.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Significant != Good
Oasis were also significant.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:53, archived)
# You are correct. The Beatles are no good.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I no rite?
I love you Sam!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:59, archived)
# We don't talk anymore, Michael. Why do we not talk anymore. I'm done cry.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Now I'm crying too :(
Wanna come over and watch Karl Malden films?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)
# I cannot afford to go to LoNdOn.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:24, archived)
# :'(
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)
# How can you deny their lyrical genius,
with such deep philosophical classic lines as "She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah"?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:04, archived)
# I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAAAAAAYAYAYAAAND
I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:06, archived)
# OBLA DI OBLA CUNTING FUCKING DA MOTHER FUCKERS
 
I mostly like Beatles songs when performed by other artists

such as the Breeders' "Happiness is a Warm Gun"
Foetus' "I am the Walrus"
Butthole Surfers' "Come Together"
Mötley Crüe’s "Helter Skelter"
that whole Laibach album, "Let it Be"
 
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Wheels have been set in motion
to do Paul McCartney for crimes against humanity before he carks it.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)
# even "When I'm Sixty-Four" gives me the shits.
 
but Wings should earn him the death penalty alone
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:18, archived)
# When I get older, losing my hair
many years from now

No, it's now NOW you old cunt and NO I WON'T SEND YOU A FUCKING VALENTINE STOP STALKING ME

"Wonderful Christmas Time" or whatever he called it alone justifies hanging. When I was about 17 it was played ceaselessly in the snooker club at home. Drove me bonkers.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:24, archived)
# with any luck microsoft wouldn't happen.
meanwhile I just found this, I presume it's nothing new. You may also be surprised that it is nsfw.

http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com/

(copy and paste)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Curse you.
(because i have to be up in a few hours and not clicking through that)
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:02, archived)
# i know, i'm now thinking about every woman I know
...
ok I've finished now.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Just your mum, eh?
Same here. *sigh*
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:06, archived)
# and a couple more, but not too many more.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:13, archived)
# The cat ate my model cars.


Click for bigger (191 kb)

The Twat
Saying that I don't actually share living space with a cat, nor do I have any model cars, and if I did they wouldn't
have been eaten because as stated previously I don't share with a cat. I say share rather than own because
lets face it even if you pay for one of the poncing little twats you might not get to keep it if it gets bored
of you.

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Nice tilt shifting!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# hahahah
this is great

nicely too!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# :D ace
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Your pussy is massive.
 
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
# You say the sweetest things.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Gulliver had a kitty?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Gulliver was actually a cat.
Find me a passage in the book that explicitly says he's not.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)
# It is heavily implied in the preface of the book.
Would you care for me to demonstrate?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:49, archived)
# In fact,
even better in Chapter 1.

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# "Gulliver, who was not a cat..."
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Well, let us take the fact that he was interned as a surgeon.
Although cats are awesome at cutting this out and open, they suck at doing people up again.

Also, he talks of his family moving from Oxfordshire to Nottinghamshire, Newark in particular.

Also, he travelled the world and COULD FUCKING TALK! Not to mention being able to write his memoirs out for the publisher, Richard Sympson.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:55, archived)
# So, overall after careful consideration: Cat. Talented cat.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:00, archived)
# In the context of a book with tiny people, giants and talking snobby horses,
I could well believe that a memoir-writing surgeon-cat would be plausible.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:10, archived)
# that's nicely done.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
# TILTTHREAD!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
# I just tiltshifted Streisand's Nose!


STREISAND'S NOSE!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)
# pfffffft
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)
# I was gonna do Karl Malden,
but I figured that would just be cruel. In fact, I love Karl Malden so much, I am gonna make a Karl Malden T-shirt RIGHT NOW! I shall post it when it is made!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:00, archived)
# hahahahahah I made a cardboard cut out of housemates nose. I don't think he was impressed
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:48, archived)
# nice
haha, poncing little twats
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
# this is awsome
:)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:41, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Great cat's eye view !
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)
# :D
Striking!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)
[challenge entry] A touch of British class
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Verbalized into submission
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# ah man
even though I am too young to remember the police ever being like that, i still yearn for that response to some so called 'crimes'.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Stop English Police! Or I shall say stop again!
 
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# hahhaha
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Don't be a fool Sonny
I know your parents!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:41, archived)
# This will not look good on your permanent record :(
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Give him a clip round the ear!

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:41, archived)
# .
this! Yes this! Rules!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Still lives with his mum
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:24, archived)
# JMG THREAD!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:24, archived)
# its Cameron after his speech
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# What does everyone think about him talking about his dead kid in his speech?
Relevant and appropriate or sick and opportunistic?

Let's be serious.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# i vote
kinda sick and opportunistic
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Mmm, me too.
Sympathy votes aren't cool.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
# felt worse when I saw that this is now classed as 'news'....
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# She's got a big ol' snozz, they should do a story on that too.
I can't think of a single Tory I like.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
# "oh I say look how poor she is. She can only afford to shop at marks and sparks"
"yes indeed, let's have tea and cucumber sandwiches and thumb our noses at them"
"rather!"
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Was he on X factor?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:45, archived)
# They should have played Boyzone and whacked a soft edge blur on the camera as he said that bit.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Ivan to win the election
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# I can understand him maybe wanting to do it,
but it stinks to high heaven of political opportunism.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
# so that'll be ME ME ME ME ME 'INTERNET FATTIES' ME ME ME ME
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Shut up you internet fatty! ;)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# honestly..every time I go over there that's what he's going on about
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:41, archived)
# He is rather tedious.
But such is /talk ;)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)
# hahahah
class :)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Fantastic
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Very nice.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Nick Griffin?
His eyes are a bit wonkey.
But then, so are mine.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Newcastle Brown Ale
is a heavenly drink - surely he'd drink some shit lager?

woo!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaahaa . . . cheap . . . cheap . . . cheap !
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)
# *checks exchange rate*
*puts on Roy Walker voice*

RIIIIIIGGGHHHHHT
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)
# ;)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:28, archived)
# aww
those darn kids have put a cricket ball through his window again.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# hmm
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
# erm... and?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:56, archived)
[challenge entry] I say chaps, let's have a bloody good superbowl!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Biggest Bowls ball ever!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# the superbowl ;)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)
# I made this as a background pic for my new Nokia 5800,

the idea was to be uber colourful yet still be able to see everything over it without eye strain, thought I'd share the end result...
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# That's really nice.
If I had a Nokia 5800 I'd apply it as my wallpaper right now.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Purty!
you definitely achieved your uber-colourful aim.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# The most beautiful skies as a matter of fact
The sunsets were purple
and red
and yellow
and on fire..
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# *clicks* :)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Marvelous !
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:10, archived)
# *Titters*
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# pffft
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# a scalding? seems harsh. A scolding on the other hand...
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# It's the standard punishment for all incidients..
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# lol
at spelling mistakes.
I got told off for being a spelling nazi earlier today so I wasn't going to say anything.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# you were scalded?
tut tut
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# it was a good telling off...
it had a picture and everything
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:24, archived)
# it's a sound scalding,
they're going to use really hot language
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# well I certainly hope it isn't watered down in any way.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Arf!!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] The cars are still a bit big, mind.
mind.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Oh, I see, that's nice.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:10, archived)
# am i missing something?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:12, archived)
# They're driving on the proper side, look. Clever.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Ahhhhh.
Clever indeed.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# but Beyonce has one of the best.....
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# No need...
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:29, archived)
# it's about as subtle as my arse. half the compo this week is going to be
1) person posts a picture of american traffic/roads with the lanes swapped
2) another person comes along and says "ris"
3) yet another person explains the difference between left and right
4) the risser comes back with "YOU BASTARDS!! I HAVE NO ARMS HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET THAT???"
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Yeah, but look at it this way
1) I have no idea what side you drive on in Australia, so you can look forward to people asking you.

2) I may have no arms but I still have testicles and one hangs lower than the other. SO I CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LEFT AND RIGHT AND IF YOU SAY DIFFERENT I'M TELLING MY MUM ON YOU AND THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# :D
same as Britain right hand drive cars, left hand side of the road.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)
# And what about my balls?
EH?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# they taste salty.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Ah, good
all that time and pain spent rubbing it in wasn't wasted then
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)
# I have L and R written backwards on my eyes.
So I remember.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:24, archived)
# clever.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)
# You really are a right miserable cunt!
;)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# yeah terribly, I cry myself to sleep at night wondering how I can be miserable the next day.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Think of how someone
thousands of miles away hates you and your miserableness! You twonk! ;)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Which person in particular?
:)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
# ME YOU MISERABLE CUNT! :D
Love you really Duncs!

How's life?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:45, archived)
# YOU BASTARD!
How am I supposed decide which of these four is right?!?!?!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
# guess, you might get lucky...
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Subtle :)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# haha
At first I thought the no left turn was something specifically British.
But I thought this unlikely and wasn't sure if it was funny, either.
But luckily someone pointed out the obvious. Spang! Excellent.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:06, archived)
# these CFB's aren't really worth it
blytonland sounds shite, i'm not going
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:07, archived)
# .

Go on....There's cake...
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:09, archived)
# CCCCAAAAAKKKKKEEEE
*pushes past disabled and elderly to get to front of EnidQueue©*
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)
# lets be fair cameron has already won the election
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:00, archived)
# hahaha
your post demonstrates startling realism.

*click*
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:02, archived)
# unfortunately
this is whats going to happen, but I'm still voting Lib Dems!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:03, archived)
# It's a depressing election
when a bunch of pussy back-stabbing cunts without a coherent policy that I've been able to discern (although I am, to be fair, an idiot) are still far and away the best choice.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:05, archived)
# na theres basically no difference between labours policies and the tories
they're both just rhetoric and words, rarely do things in this country
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:08, archived)
# i meant
that i've never really seen a consistent policy line coming out of the lib dems since kennedy went, they've just seemed to go kind of anonymous -- or that's how it looks from the outside, anyway, maybe it's different when you're still surrounded by british media

tories and labour i agree totally, there's precious little difference between them
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# I used to like the lib dems when they were going to abolish tuition fees, but then I entered my final year of university so fuck it.
Make the next lot pay double.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Damn straight
I used to like the lib dems but then they got rid of the whiskey man and replaced him with the old chap who I'd felt honour-bound to vote for when I lived in his constituency, chiefly because a vote for anyone but old Ming was throwing your vote away -- a nice piece of work if you can arrange it.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# They probably should have made Vince Cable the leader.
He seems to have the highest profile.

Him or Lembit.

Fuck Lembit though.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# I wouldn't want him as Prime Minister
as I don't think he would be as useful there as he would as Chancellor.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Isn't Vince Cable Dracula?
That would be brilliant.

"Would the Right Honourable gentleman care to repeat his question?"

"The children of the night, what sounds do they make?"

"Err.... Would the Right Honourable gentleman care to get his teeth out of my neck?"
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Michael Howard was a good vampire politician. Vampolitician.
Are you thinking... what we're thinking?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Err...
we should dig up all the dead politicians and take them with us to the public gallery and use them as ventriloquist's dummies? "Winston Churchill disagrees!" we could have old Winnie saying. "Winston Churchill wants fags and booze and Cameron's bum on a platter!"
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Unfortunately,
since Paddy Pantsdown left the Lib Dem leadership, they haven't really got any coverage at all. The media still treat this country as a 2 party system, which it is in all but name to be fair. But you have to question the coverage of media for forcing that....
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# blahblahSingleTransferableVoteblahblahblah
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# They got a fair bit under Kennedy
I liked him. Yeah, he liked a tipple, but who the hell wouldn't if you were lumbered with leading the most anonymous bunch in parliament? I thought he was a decent leader for them, he seemed like progress after Paddy, and left them in a better state. Now to me it seems they've gone massive steps back to bland oblivion. Pity.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Well that's the thing though.
Relatively speaking, he got fuck all coverage until the boozing accusations arose.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# unfortunately true
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Yeah, but Paddy was in the SBS
You can't get more badass than that. More trained killers should go into politics.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)
# And vampires
VAMPIRES
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:47, archived)
# I like werewolves better.
They give me the impression that they would get on with things and get things done. I imagine vampires would spend a lot of time poncing about and talking about what needs to be done, but doing very little. Because when you're immortal, you've got very little motivation to actually get anything done.

A vote for werewolves is a vote for change - every month without fail.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# that's the thing though
a vote for vampires is a vote for consistency in these turbulent times. consistency, eastern accents, and natty suits.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)
# I think vampires are more suited to being civil servants than politicians.

(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Hey boris the spider let's you and me commit socioeconomicclassocide.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)
# I just can't see him as a world statesman. I can't see him attending global conferences, making generation-defining speeches or coming up with anything economically sensible.
Because he's a twat.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:09, archived)
# That describes all of them.
AICMFP
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:14, archived)
# This defines my political views
REVOLTUTION NOW
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# YEAH! REVOLTUTION!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Okay but do we have to be naked this time
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# REVOLTITION
But I was naked last time too and all I got was arrested. And a frostbitten cock. :(
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# the big question is who is the bigger twat
Brown or Cameron
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Cameron by a long way.
Brown is just a bit of an oaf.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# I don't think he's even that much of an oaf.
It's unfortunate that the moment he becomes PM a recession comes along that neither he, nor any other British politician could possibly have prevented (it being a global phenomena and us not having nearly the kind of global influence the Daily Fail would like to think we have), and inevitably he's going to get the blame for it.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry] The idea of him in charge scares me :-(
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Psych night?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# ;-) you guessed it.
Surpirisingly busy this evening, things have only just gone quiet.

Think I'll make some popcorn.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# What do you do on psych nights? Besides paint & give folks paracetamol.
Tell me about your job *sits cross legged on floor*
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Well, none of the nurses are medically trained so if patients complain of absoultely anything I get called to see it.
For example, tonight has been mostly coughs and poorly ears.
If a new patient comes in I have to clerk and examine them which takes a couple of hours.
Sometimes people do have real medical problems. I've had to deal with heart attacks, strokes, kidney failure... all sorts of things.
Because we don't have the facilities do deal with that sort of stuff here my job is mainly to identify serious problems and send patients to proper hospital.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# I see. That's quite interesting. If I get a bit poorly I shall gaz you.
Are Japanese time girls keeping you company tonight?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:29, archived)
# What's the link again?
I need to write it down here. The intranet here is a bit weird, it lets me on /board and /talk but not on search, user profiles or anything else.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Strange. It's
www.bijint.com/en/

Earlier I thought it was new ladies but now Tom's back.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Tom's alright.
It would a pain going out with her though as she has a man's name.
People would undoubtably take the piss.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# It's my last night of this block tonight.
I may spend it developing a complicated scoring system for all of the women and noting what time they appear in case I want to look at them in the future.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Good idea.
I want some theory for the relationship between blood type and attractiveness on my desk in the morning.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)
# It's easier when there's two of them.
For example, the last picture told me that blood group B is more attractive than group O
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)
# And now I see O is more attractive than A.
Hence A
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:45, archived)
# A > O as well.
O is just for common tramps, really.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Bah, that was supposed to read B>O>A
But it read it as HTML.

DOUBLE BAH, THE NURSES HAVE GIVEN ME A JOB JUST AS MY POPCORN FINISHED POPPING.
It's gonna go cold now :-(

l8rs
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Don't kill anybody.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Haha
I sense we are fucked, perhaps a bit more than we are now
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a shame she's gone.


She would have been based at SunHill.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Oh you bastard :D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:01, archived)
# She was the Princess Diana from the wrong side of the tracks
/Steven Fry
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Can you crack this one, PC Goody?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:01, archived)
# It's more of a shame people keep talking about her.

And posting pictures of her hideous visage without so much as a warning.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Ha!
Starring Kevin Taffey?

Loving this compo :D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:58, archived)
# ah boyo
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Cagoule Mafia


(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:53, archived)
# :D
ohhhh yes this is cleva! i liksees!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Also, I read those.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:55, archived)
# oops
well, he started it last night
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:58, archived)
# yeh
me too, on second inspection
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
Why yes, quite
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
And what a great compo to come home to.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:48, archived)
# there's no way one of our boys would have gotten swiped at
but nicely done though!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:53, archived)
# fantastic
awesome work
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:55, archived)
# damn that hairy blighter
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Despairlols
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Yeah, coz we have the BNP flag
as our country's flag don't we ;)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:43, archived)
# sadly
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:45, archived)
# fuckers
ruined it
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:53, archived)
# which was largely the point of the post
fuck the BNP
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:54, archived)
# i know!
i was just agreeing!!!!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:55, archived)
# I totally didn't mean that in a bad way at you.
just that Redsushi seems to be blind as to whats happening to our country.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:58, archived)
# O Rly?
The BNP have a very strong foothold do they then?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:01, archived)
# with 192,746 votes in last election
i'd say that was pretty substantial
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:03, archived)
# well generally speaking
in a depression, history has shown that hard right wing groups (or left wing i think, occasionally) are going to get more votes
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Good job we're not in a depression now then.

A depression requires a 10% shrinking of the economy. We've had about a 2.5% shrinkage, and we're through the worst of it. Japan and Germany have already reported a return to economic growth.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Point taken
good news about japan, great scientific nation... got some strange customs and culture though, like the whole schoolgirls knickers vending machines they have on the streets in Tokyo?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:10, archived)
# 2000 years of violent brutal oppression suddenly released overnight with no period of adjustment.
What do you get? Anime.

As for the recession; the economic problems are more or less over really. It's the long-term social problems we need to worry about. Domestic violence, drug abuse and alcholism all increase dramatically during a recession and continue to increase even after return to growth. Some councils have already seen a two-fold increase in domestic violence in their areas.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Just to confuse things
all anti-social and criminal behaviour needs the word "reported" in front of it.
An increase in reported crime might mean people trust the police more than they did 10 years ago to do something about it: A good sign.
OK a little devils advocate, but you get my point.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Yes, quite right. The word 'reported' was implied.

Although the government's official line is that they expect an increase in reported social problems as a direct result of the recession.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:24, archived)
# I wouldn't.
What with there being about 40 million voters and all.

Mossley's Fascists got more votes than that.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:06, archived)
# oh good
fascism is better phew
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Yes,
because Mossley became Prime Minister and everything.

If you talk about the BNP as if they were a threat, you make them into a serious political party. For decades they've been a joke, and now you people are pandering to them and giving them exactly what they want - serious attention. If you treat them like a genuine threat, what happens is that every anti-establishment nut-job and tinfoil hat wearing buffoon comes out of the woodwork and starts voting for them because they become the new 'anti-establishment' party. That's what happened with the fascists and the communists. As soon as you treat them like anything more than a bad joke, you lend them a kind of legitimacy in some people's eyes. If you ignore them, they will go away.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)
# i know
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:14, archived)
# And yet you still spoke about them as though they were a serious threat.

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# I still refuse to take them seriously


they are cashing in FAR more because our other parties are shit more than the fact they have anything to offer. It's protest votes, IMHO.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Mr Hitler
started by exploiting people's dissatisfaction with the current govt.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)
# That was a little
different. Our credit crunch is pocket money to 20s-30s Germany. And the gov that Mr H displaced was little more than a puppet imposed by the LoN.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:14, archived)
# You can't compare a man
who was in a position to limit social access to information with people coming into power today in the age of 24 hour free communication.

Obviously there are exceptions, like North Korea and China, but they have been in the situation from a pre internet age.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# And
as I pointed out, it was the government-of-the-day's demonising of him that got him so much popularity. If the German government of the 20s and 30s had ignored him, and everyone just drew an amusing cartoon of him and then got on with their lives, he wouldn't have been able to adopt a position of being viewed my many as the legitimate opposition in the eyes of everyone with an anti-government bent. The BNP need to be ridiculed, not fought seriously. The problem is that there has been a lot of guff in the more liberal media about the BNP and what we should do about it. That turns them into a boogey-man, which attracts the loons.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Exactly.
It always is with these extreme parties.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Beaten by UKIP by 4 times and with no seats won at all.
We are a massively long way from being at risk of being run by the BNP.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:10, archived)
# agreed
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Now that they have an MEP
they get money from Brussels. Which is reassuring.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:08, archived)
# 2 seats out of 69 in this country though,
which I don't find worrying when tinpot parties like UKIP can get 13 seats. Shows how shite they are at forcing people to vote for them.

And that is 2 seats in 736. They will get fuck all done. Also, bear this in mind, they are outnumbered by Malta, Luxembourg and Estonia by at least 2 and a half times ;)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# There is a small clique of about 20 or so far right MEPs
from groups like the Greater Romania party etc. They wield absolutely no influence and have never succeeded in actually getting any legislation passed. To have influence in a legislative body requires the forming of alliances with other parties. Other MEPs won't even stand next to the far-righters in the lunch queue apparently, so I think we have little to fear. One MEP's salary isn't going to help the BNP all that much. That will buy about 30 seconds of TV air time a year.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# I will never take Brussels very seriously again either
"Ireland, you can VOTE"




"OK, one more chance, and this time we want the right answer."
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
# They're dropping shit on the moon tomorrow
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:46, archived)
# THEY'RE BLOWING THE FUCKING MOON UP!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:47, archived)
# No, dropping shit
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:48, archived)
# dropping don't work without gravity
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:49, archived)
# There's gotta be some gravity
Otherwise Armstrong and Buzz would have floated away and shit
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:49, archived)
# indeed
but i think they are flying the thing into it at 5,600 mph
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:51, archived)
# its gonna be real interesting
i'm planning on watching it at lunchtime, funnily enough cos its happening about half one, and they're sending a probe after the 'missile' to collect data on the ejecta from the impact, and that'll also impact, so it should be a good one
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Is it on Nasa TV?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:58, archived)
# yus
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:59, archived)
# def!
but you won't see it from the UK, only in America.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:59, archived)
# it's the begining of the end!!!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:57, archived)
# haha
i lolled, thats good news though, we can just nuke them now!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:56, archived)
# hahaha
this
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:00, archived)
# lol woo!
fuckers!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:56, archived)
# BNP moon conversation:
BNP twat 1: "Yay! We own the moon! White British on the moon only, no immigrants allowed."
BNP twat 2: "Technically, we're immigrants now."
BNP twat 1: "Fucksticks."
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:00, archived)
# pfffffft
BNP twat 2: *implodes*
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 23:01, archived)

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