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[challenge entry] ....
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:29, archived)
# JollyJack it is not lunch time.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:31, archived)
# ...
Come again?
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Sorry mistook you for JollyJack
B3ta's resident furry Highly Sexualised Anthromorph Artist.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:33, archived)
# lurkmore
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Should have put it over the nipples
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Aaaargh
NO!
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 20:40, archived)
# "I see in your future... filters!"


BTW this was all done by myself without following some tutorial - I have in mind making a tutorial for it, however, this was an experiment.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Sorry I don't really like M&M's.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:27, archived)
# hurrahs!
I like
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:28, archived)
# it's a Mekon egg!
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:29, archived)
# I don't mind at all . . . sphere me !
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:30, archived)
#
REAL PHOTO SHITE
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:33, archived)
# is it one of C3PO's tits?
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Your brain is cool
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:35, archived)
# I'm a pessimist all I see is an empty glass ;)
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:35, archived)
# You keep finishing them off that's why YOU BLAAHDY DRUNK!
SLUURRRRRRRRRRP
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:45, archived)
# these are cool.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Bottom's Up !
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Or up Bottoms!
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:46, archived)
# all of teh gorgeousness
wow!
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:42, archived)
# i like it,...but what is it's function?
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 20:02, archived)
# DANCE!
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Disco Bunny wins the dance-off!
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Yes, but he has longer limbs which gives him an unfair advantage.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Woo!
That cat has a better life than any of us.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Totally.
Most cats do.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:16, archived)
# bust a move...................... (that rabbit is awesome!)
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Nice moves!
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 20:41, archived)
# (that was a real bitch to animate...alot of work!... D:<)
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 21:35, archived)
# BLAIRTIME!
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(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Cat scratch Saturday night dance fever !
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:22, archived)
# DANCE!
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:27, archived)
# I like Caturday
PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Excellent! :D
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Too kind!
It's a bit rough round the edges, but after nearly killing myself trying to make it tile, I'm reasonably happy :)
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Nope, not too kind at all. It tiles pefectly and is awesome.
I like that it has a wadercat stance as well :D
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Awww
This reminds me of my cat when he was a baby.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:43, archived)
# you got alot of kitties.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's awesome :-)
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:28, archived)
# heh heh
rave on:)
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Waders in da house.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Dave, Your Flamethrowers leaking.
itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/
Brand new drawing.
Im not too familiar with drawing "Mech" style robots etc. But I gave it a go.
Dave lost his legs back in the 2050s, and built himself some new pins using the junk left over In his workshop.



Click for bigger (434 kb)


(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Ace!
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident
By which I mean WOO:)
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Losing the battle . . . winning the war !
Carry on Dave !
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:11, archived)
# You think he cares?
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:12, archived)
# ...
He hasn't cared about anything since his wife left him.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:13, archived)
# They're the wrong trousers, Gromit!
(and the guy on the front page of your site looks like he's had his left moob fondled by a bleeding Predator)
(And have a woo for your fine arts)
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:12, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry....
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(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Anougher new pic, I don't think many people saw this when I posted it earlier.

(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Very re-historic gear !
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:17, archived)
# 2 guys hanging out...planning terrorist shit.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:18, archived)
# i approve of this sort of thing
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Cyborgingly good.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 19:44, archived)
# RPS is indeed shit
And what's more, it's not Sunday. But this just turned up in the post. Should I be worried?

(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:02, archived)
# *taps on table*
*da da da dum. da da da dum.*

I smell thread deleter!
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Eh?
The thread's still here.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Not you, dude above
He replaced it though.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Oh!
I was worried for a minute that I'd done something funny when I switched to image mode. Phew :)

dadada dum, dadada dum
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:44, archived)
# but......but,
effalumps will be out of a job....
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:18, archived)
# END THE CIRCUS VOTE!
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 19:13, archived)
#
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(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:02, archived)
# That reminds me 'buy vienetta'
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Aagh, my eyes
my beautiful eyes
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:03, archived)
# 4 days of fun.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:05, archived)
# hahahahahaha
out-fuckin'-loud
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:06, archived)
# hahaha! just watched that last night
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Yes . . . the cat says hello too !
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Crikey!
Rosario & Megan in the same image, you are spoiling us ambassador!
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:50, archived)
# It's a tight squeeze !
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Keep talkin'...
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:55, archived)
# The walls are so closed in . . .
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:56, archived)
# and then...
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:57, archived)
# A tightening grip begins to take effect . . .
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:58, archived)
# continue...
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:02, archived)
# It keeps getting harder to breathe . . .
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Oh, I don't like this part.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:07, archived)
# It is getting rather dark . . .
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Ok screw the eroticism, let's get stabby.
PROCEED!
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Right in the neck !
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:20, archived)
# I may illustrate this later
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:36, archived)
# The dog next door won't stop barking.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Who could blame that fine dog . . . fetch it a bone !
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Shy Child
Noise Won't Stop.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:55, archived)
# he's happy
that's why..............ace:)
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Acers! :)
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:04, archived)
# YES!
let's talk dirty..(just gotta wipe the steam from my glasses)
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Great idea . . . steam room and phone booth all in one !
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:55, archived)
# For sure!
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Fur a while !
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:03, archived)
[challenge entry] bad day - hair looks crap
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(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] NAFC

(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
HE'S NOT USING THE GEL!
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Hello Mr Yemen,
I think you should organise another sheffield bash
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Hm, do you reckon?
When abouts?
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Yes it was fun
Erm.... soonish?
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:39, archived)
# kk
lol!
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Where is the drool going?
nicely :)
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:26, archived)
# it's being recycled....ta:D
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Eco-friendly drool reservoir.
Sexay.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:30, archived)
# :)
DROOLPOOL
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:30, archived)
# *whimpers*
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Cramp on . . . Cramp off !
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:36, archived)
# total seizure imminent
:D:D
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:42, archived)
# idol hands and all that...
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:49, archived)
[challenge entry] it just went off dorothy, right in my eye
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(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:50, archived)
# haha....something must have triggered it
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:55, archived)
# haha that is utterly brill
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:50, archived)
# beep beep
TA Mrs.:D
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:57, archived)
# oooooooooooooh shit
that's never gonna come out!
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:56, archived)
# 'I just smoked a whole bunch of crack!
LOOK! A WAGON WHEEL!'
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:56, archived)
# hahaha
:DD
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:57, archived)
# He gets buried today and NOT ONE piss-take. Shocked
Stephen "love the scarf" Gately is getting buried today. I thought this place would be fecking rockin' with piss-take pictures.

Go to it boys, LOL (Kelly XXX)
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:42, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:44, archived)
[challenge entry] look at my 'raging bell'....
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(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:42, archived)
# you appear to have misunderstood how this messageboard functions
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:44, archived)
# And not for the first time.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Will this do?
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:45, archived)
# haha..is that Kelly?
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)
# We can but hope
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Jan Moir?
Is that you?
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:45, archived)
# On the off chance this isn't a troll
1) This isn't how b3ta works. People think of funny stuff and post it

2) The guy was pretty unremarkable and died in a pretty unremarkable way. Just because someone famous died doesn't mean you have to make jokes about it

Also, you're a twat.

Happy Saturday!
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:48, archived)
# We've been through similar before
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:53, archived)
# LOL JAN UR SO FUNAY
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:46, archived)
# What are we?
your "Stephen "love the scarf" Gately is getting buried piss-take shock photoshop" bitches?
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:48, archived)
# ^THIS
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:57, archived)
# weekdays it probably would be....
weekenders are more "discerning" LOL
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Quite pathetic gang.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Kelly, I fancy you.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Awww, that's so sweet :)
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Stop grooming Kelly
and eating the fleas.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:29, archived)
# NO. I LOVE HER :C
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:30, archived)
# What about Ally, huh? How's she going to feel?
You men are all the same.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:33, archived)
# WAIT WHO? I'M SO SORRY, ALLY.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:24, archived)
# You don't even remember Ally, do you? :'(
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:30, archived)
# I LOVE HER.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 19:19, archived)
# or in this case "make" and "Stephen Gately image"
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:59, archived)
# tits or gtfo
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:04, archived)
# lol
you reet g8!
^^ Keep posting pikturs of boobs!

*edit* sorry, hey prod how nibbles?
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:43, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:10, archived)
# you heartless cunt
I think the whole thing's a bit of a bummer really
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:44, archived)
# I read a fascinating column in the daily mail
which opened my eyes on the matter considerably.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:09, archived)
# ...so...go out for a ride...
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:48, archived)
# You had my heart and we'll never be worlds apart.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:54, archived)
# *image shrinks*
I like this. Whatever it is.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Was he well known for liking a scarf?
I've got a scarf. I don't often wear it because it is made of very itchy material.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Count "love the scarf occasionally" Dracwitheringlicktackula
is what we'll call you when you die.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 19:02, archived)
#
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(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# hahaha
i don't know who they are but it's always funny when someones gets hurt through stupidity.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# gutted
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Those jedis are bastards
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# BEHOLD
The rare all-noun headline: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8302444.stm
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:10, archived)
# oooooh.
*photos*
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Heh heh
Those are also all verbs, except for "fatality". I expect it'll become a verb soon.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Is brain a verb?
EDIT: Oh yes. You're right, it is.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Pronoun verb pronoun, Yemen.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Eh whatever
It's still a shite headline
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:22, archived)
# No you gotta guess what I was saying to you.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Oh.
"You stud you"
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:26, archived)
# No you're wrong and I got a triple word score.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Is it "I like your cat, Yemen"?
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:46, archived)
# He likes you too
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Awwwww!
What a gorgeous fanged kitty :)
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Well, hello kitty! :D
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
cats are fucking great.
Either way up, he looks amiably insane.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:21, archived)
# lolchairs:)

(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Whoa...you radical chair you.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:53, archived)
# "The man's Israeli doctors warn ..."
Why is it necessary to say they are Israeli?
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Cos if you don't they'll get all krav maga on your ass.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:15, archived)
# this amuses me.
also: I propose that nouns that are used as verbs should be called 'noubs'.
Interestingly, this word is a noun, but if you use it as a verb it turns into a noub. Thusly, when you noub the word 'noub', you are noubing; which is a noub.
How very meta.

(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:07, archived)
# hahaha...aaaaand ROLL!
:)
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Ace.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# A Jedi could make a fortune from "You've been framed"
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:40, archived)
# You made a hero look like a jerk.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:52, archived)
# 'Noons.


Prolly bindun, I've been away for a few days, sorry
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# haha
nicely
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I still insist that there's no way that balloon would have supported a 6 year old
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Oh, I'm pretty sure it will support that whole family for some time to come.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:30, archived)
# :)
cynic!

(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Hahaha
you're probably right. This poor publicity-shy family probably just want to be left alone to lead a normal life after their two appearances on ABC's classy "Wife Swap" show.
I'm sure that's what little Falcon was referring to here
www.liveleak.com/view?i=18f_1255665961
Be aware, link leads to Liveleak.com... link is sfw, other parts of that site are nsfw.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
# oh that is painful to watch
:D
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
# *click*
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I agree
when you saw it take off in the vid it looked as though there was no ballast in it at all.
Stupid publicity stunt, reminds me of 12 Monkeys.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
# EXACTLY!...People have no brains, they couldn't figure this out.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:55, archived)
#

(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Hope you're having a nice caturday.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# a true optimist
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# :D
"It wasn't me, guv, it was the meds."
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# besides, it's only circumstantial evidence
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Im sure there's a joke somewhere about circumcision
between "circumstantial" and the image posted.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# haha probably
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# A comment about the Samaritans.
You see what I did there, ellis? I made a comment similar to that I made last night before you deleted the thread.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Sorry bout the delete--it was wrong image
(or something) I didn't see any comments, so I decided to cancel the post.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
# It takes courage and fortitude to post in the evening, ellis18.
I myself have a scrap of yellow fabric which I like to suck on for comfort when I post during the night shift. I find it helps my confidence, especially in those difficult, not-many-comments times.
I'll send you a piece if you want. It'll only take a day or so to dry out.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)
# haha
ahh I post when I feel like it. I withdrew that one last night because there was something about the image I didn't care for. The fact that there had been no replies gave me (I thought) an opening to withdraw and fix the image without messing with others' posts.

Thanks for the offer of fabric, but I'm a big boy :D
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:14, archived)
# REAL MEN SUCK ON BLANKIES.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:15, archived)
# izzat boobs where you're from?
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:17, archived)
# HE REBUFFS THE BLANKIE.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Buffs and rebuffs
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)
# She was begging for it.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# oh yea, every black chick's dream :)
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Where shall we sleep tonight mother?
In father's grave?
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 14:20, archived)
# lock me in the cellar and feed me pins
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)
# They wait for me in the forest!
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)
# spiderman would help
but he has been stuck in there all night

(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# hard to imagine super heroes needing a bath
but, on further consideration . . .
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# imagine the size of the glass you would need to scoop him out
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I'm trying to cut back on scooping things :)
or imagining stuff
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:59, archived)
# They do work up quite a sweat
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:57, archived)
# i have trouble imagining celebrities taking a dump
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 14:10, archived)
# except ugly ones
then that's all i can think about
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 14:12, archived)
# arf!

oops edit: I did forget about my Mischa Barton scat fetish
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 14:59, archived)
# How much would you be prepared to pay for GENUINE Mischa Barton scat porn?
*loads photoshop*
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:19, archived)
# bindun, man :)

(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:28, archived)
# wow
so realistic I can almost smell it :)
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)
# caramel?
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# camel
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Ahahaha!
I like this a lot.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:52, archived)
# he'll be fine
no doubt a jugularnaut will pick him up.

*shame mode: initiated*
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)
# shameful punnery noted :)
now, take your meds and lie down
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:34, archived)
# he wanted some head
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# or just shedding excess baggage
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Somebody will stop,...I guarantee it!
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:59, archived)
# aft noon
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:19, archived)
# simply splendid
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Textbook HD
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Wonder where this thing fits into the food chain
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:29, archived)
# cor!
hai
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Put a monkey on it! MONSTER MONSTER MONSTER !
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# He'd better not be after my chips.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Coo ur gosh!
Great as usual, you talented bastard.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)
# *fears*
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Quite an amiable looking individual !
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:08, archived)
# accessibility requirements
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:15, archived)
# too many choices
*chooses continental option and shits down hole in the floor
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:22, archived)
# ah, the 3rd-world approach
I like your style

Edit: Remember to flush mash with foot.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Done a cack on the floor :(
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Pffft
Digging a hole in the woods is where it's at. Watch out for horse flies though - things may swell up nicely but it won't do you any good :(
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# been there, done that
it's not a good time :(
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Still more hygienic than the pubic toilets.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:54, archived)
# I suppose
and I always carry a shovel
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 14:03, archived)
# HA HA...I'm staying out of there!
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I was playing with the first image when I remembered an old mtv animation called the head




(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)
#

(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Pamd anal
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Bit patchy but the best I could arrange.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Did you censor mostly harmless?
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:48, archived)
# It wasn't out when these were published.
Early 90s if I recall.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Happier times.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# what do you get if you line up the other bits?
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:03, archived)
# A towel that says Don't Panic, a Babel Fish, and a picture of Douglas
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# i see
my copy looks like this:
fantasywriter65.googlepages.com/OriginalUKCoverHitchhikersGuide.jpg

I don't have restaurant, I think I have so long and thanks for all the fish as above, and if i had mostly harmless i'd consider wiping my arse with it.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:06, archived)
# The original and best
I had the radio series on vinyl at one time.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Donut is disturbed
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:39, archived)
# *uh oh*
Forensic evidence that bofingham ripped off the key card from a hotel stay. More details pending further investigation.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:40, archived)
# speaking of forensic
this nearly worked but didn't so....

gayness and unnatural pyjamas
click for bigger
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I'm chuckling like a school girl but
can't quite put my finger on why :D
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Because you're an amused school girl?
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:57, archived)
# ah, would that i were--for a day anyway
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:02, archived)
# for christ's sake don't tell the CRB
i have a check being done at this very moment in time, to do voluntary stuff at a youth club.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# voluntary, as opposed to forced
*hmm*
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:07, archived)
# May I tweet this link :D
haha love her eyes
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:02, archived)
# tweet away
it's a bit crap, couldn't think of a decent toe tag line, and it ended up too small to read but feel free.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I've tweeted the link itself so people can see the replies too
- best behaviour b3ta lol
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:06, archived)
# nac?
I don't get it.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)
# It's can backwards.
Cananal?
I don't get it.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] toap instead of a black box -ftw
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# don't toy with my heart, ROF

(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:10, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:12, archived)
# hahahaha
*schoolgirl giggle
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:14, archived)
# MILF?!
GGILF shurely?
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Go edit your own magazine dammit :D
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Here's a test thingy for a Saturday morning :)
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Rendered 3D I presume?
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)
# indeedy
the kerb edge is far too sharp and gives it away. that and the overall flaatness. oh and bright green lines :)
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:06, archived)
# may I ask
which program?
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:09, archived)
# sure thing
It's 3D max
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:23, archived)
# May I ask?
Which finger is your favourite? Note that thumbs aren't fingers.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:25, archived)
# I know it's a cliche
but I'll always keep my index finger.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)
# That's not very imaginative.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Depends or where he places it or what he does it with
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:56, archived)
# ah, trying to figure out Blender.
Wanting to design something to have printed in 3d.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Not sure if your aware of these guys
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:39, archived)
# will take a look later,
got to go and get a 22.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:56, archived)
# I hated that route
NetherEdge to Wybourn via City Centre during rush hour, with my reputation ;)
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I only know the posh side,
it's better than going through woodseats.

actually am going now.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:01, archived)
# ah cool. Just about any programme's good for printing so you'll be fine
How're you printing? Plaster, nylon?
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I've been considering
getting shapeways to do it.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Not at all they could have been plastic thingimebobs on the the ground
you might have been one of those, you know, art students ;)
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:10, archived)
# That'd make a cool desktop.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I am strangley
excited by this.

(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:02, archived)
# It's like a set of useless shelves
Woo!
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Tron 2.0: The Gritty Remake
With added grit.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 14:42, archived)
# fascinating.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't know if you can make it out, but I blurred a small penis.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 11:54, archived)
# "Purple Head, Puuurrrple Heeeeaaad!"
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 11:58, archived)
# 'ning
are you striking then?
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Yes the votes are in
Over the Pay issue it was close but we rejected the Management offer, but the big issue was over greivances and bullying by Management which was overwhelming voted in favour of strike - So yes the strike dates have been submitted to the management for:

Friday 23rd October
Monday 26th October
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I hate first
it was a shame Mainline was sold.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:07, archived)
# We have all said this
the problem is The Star and our Management paint a black picture of us evil, greedy, nasty busdrivers and plain lie to the all too willing press. This issue really isn't about pay, although First have made £144 million profit this year alone and have given Shareholders a 10% bonus despite the fact that shares have remained high in the stock market, yet they claim they don't have the money to give us even a poxy 2% wage rise without having us self-fund it by cutting back on other things like paid meal breaks and lieu days! The real issue here is that the Management are sacking drivers like there is no tommorrow and with 200 redundancies on the cards next year - and it isn't like these drivers are doing anything that deserves the sack or the bullying from this management.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:15, archived)
# The Star is a joke of a paper
and I am amazed anyone still reads it.

First takes it's customers for a ride, there is almost no competition. I guess the same is true for the staff, it's not like you can go an work for another company if you dislike how you are being treated.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Stagecoach always seem willing to take our drivers
we are better trained and know more routes - but they work 12 hour days and don't get paid for their meal break, their union reps are weaker though. First are deliberately driving First South Yorkshire into the ground and they definitely treat passengers as a captive market - although they want to reduce the number of routes in South Yorkshire untimitely leaving a very poor transport service. Once again they have their greedy eyes fixed on the profittable routes like 47/48, 75/76, 52 and 41
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I only wanted 2 see u bathing with your purple head
:)
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Small Penis?
More like a rusty sheriffs badge
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] mo'nin'

(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Ahhh
Just like every christmas...
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:37, archived)
# yup
i can't wait for my christmas goat blow job
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:38, archived)
# it'll be very slow
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# is that a ghostbuster
?
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# We came, we saw,
we kicked its ass!
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha
kicked fisted
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
# this challenge is so awesome
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
# let's declare war on shit compo ideas:
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 11:54, archived)
# .
I'm rather more concerned at where the sheep's mouth is.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 14:00, archived)
# This turd needs polishing.
(, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:08, archived)

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