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# .................


For Hal Baffe on an excellent first post
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Oh jesus
top botanical punnage
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Guy Richie always said she had a spiky bush
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Aw
*blushes*
(Hal Baffe, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:12, archived)
# As board is fairly slow


*flees*

(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Haha, I can just hear him saying that in his voice if you dig what I'm sayin'

I always wondered if you could hear him if you did not dig or know what he was saying
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# He only wants to save his friend's life
It's the flava, it's the flava! Life saver!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Ice cold lampin' with da flava

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Ice cold lamp?
Halogen bulb I assume?
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Ya pick ya teeth
with tombstone chips, an put gravy on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Open the Ferrari doors, HAL!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:51, archived)
# What time is Love, Flav?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:51, archived)
# oops sorry
did not mean to post straight over you

edit HAHA by the way :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Post away old chum
This is ephemeral at best but after this:

www.b3ta.com/board/9727857

You can see that I'm cabaple of worse :)
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:55, archived)
# HAHA
Worth its own thread without a doubt
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Say no to imports of foreign hot beverages
(upside frown has got that thing stuck up there again..., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Apart from Tea from Assam yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Oh the contradictions…
…of a nationalist agenda.
(upside frown has got that thing stuck up there again..., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Is there any tea that's actually grown in Britain?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Peppermint, nettle etc
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Herbalist!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Peppermint tea is all of the awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Never tried those
:)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# smell great
taste like hot water...

I fail to see the attraction

heads off to QOTW
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:30, archived)
#
At the weekend, I always look forward to a pot of Everyday tea after a bracing walk with my dog, Ebony. Sat by the fire, with the papers and a couple of chocolate digestives, there really is no better place to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Sitting by the fire.
It's "sitting".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I will mail Twinings newsletter people and tell them
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Same here.
They are rubbish!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:33, archived)
# nah, peppermint and nettle are ok
it's the fruit teas that taste like nothing


Vanilla rooibos is great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# You're speaking in tongues
quick fetch the priest!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Vanilla Rooibos?
But that's my stripper name!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# are you hot and steamy
er, and do you come out of a pot?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:43, archived)
# *chokes on shortbread*
*sues Nibus for causing apshy aespohy, death by choking*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Ha!
Nah, everything I'm coming up with is far too rude.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Also Twinings Camomile, Honey & Vanilla
That stuff is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Yes.
Yes it is.

Also the Clipper "Wild Berry" one actually tastes like berries, and goes a luvly deep purplish-red colour in the pot.

/buys a lot of fruit teas, ends up throwing a lot of fruit teas away
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I'll stick to green tea, with maybe a hint of ginger.
Lush.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:53, archived)
# none of these are teas
they are infusions or tissanes and they all taste like piss. while some may have medicinal or calming properties they nonetheless taste like piss and should never be referred to as teas, afterall they taste like piss.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:09, archived)
# damn you and your SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Democrac-tea!
Edit: Haggis, Neeps and Tat-tea!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Hostili-tea?
satirelolz!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:29, archived)
# mushroom!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# yes
www.purelycornish.co.uk/acatalog/Tregothan_Tea.html
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Pricey but that could actually taste like tea :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Assam is just outside Birmigham
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Everyone knows tea was introduced to Britain by the Gauls
It's true, I read about it in "Asterix in Britain".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# *loves*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Everything I ever learned about history
I learned from Asterix books. Remember they used to come out in small paperback in black & white? I think I must have had the whole collection of those.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# The de Gauls?
Damn frenchies coming over here with their refreshing hot beverages
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# pfff
the French know nothing about tea

it's just plastic-flavoured water with half a lemon in
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:33, archived)
# sounds like the G&T's I had at the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# outrageous!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Arf!
sublime!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# haha
he looks mightily affronted
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Top work!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:47, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:49, archived)
# :D ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:05, archived)
# absolutely:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Mr T gets his nuts...


Click for bigger (133 kb)
(Mr Jay, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Lack of magenta.
FAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:14, archived)
# But Mr T is Black you racist!!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Hoisted by my own petard....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:27, archived)
# How rude!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# ;)
You do realise I was joking ofc... or does that only become impilicit by putting smilies in every posting in which case what a sad era we live in.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:29, archived)
# I know you are joking :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Phew would hate the internetz to think I was a racist :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:37, archived)
# *moves to Australia appears on stage doing Michael Jackson routine*
How very dare you!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# This^^^^^
And I am desperately sincere in saying that, note the lack of smiley.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Ok now I'm confused :(
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:45, archived)
# See?
Racists are often easily confused due to being thick! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Oh right *Goes off to vote for the BMP*
-.-
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:51, archived)
# needs more magenta

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Nice! I'd watch that for sure!
"I ain't goin' on no holiday, foo!"
(Mr Jay, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:18, archived)
# WE WANT THE FINEST MILK AVAILABLE TO HUMANITY
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:20, archived)
# muhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:20, archived)
# PONCE!!
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:23, archived)
# How to make an awesome movie
even more awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:30, archived)
# That's not how you hold white cock!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:07, archived)
# First post
Be gentle
(Hal Baffe, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:58, archived)
# its a cracker
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Arf
How very rye.
(Hal Baffe, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)
# hahahaha
this is good, very good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# "Don't ply me with Marg arin-a"
/nicely new person, welcome aboard :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# You, go and stand in the corner and think about what you just did
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:13, archived)
# welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave

and arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# i would only eat the one on the left these days
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)
# I'll only be gentle if you brought your own lube
and any excuse...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)
# My mum wrote me a note
(Hal Baffe, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Like this.
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:07, archived)
# *checks*
Filesize ok
Hummus good
Made me chuckle....

Welcome, you will do well here. Have some coffee and a bacon butty, I've just done some.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:08, archived)
# This is great.
Breaking news: I am eating Ryvitas right NOW. With lil'Marmite cheeses. Over and out.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Roger, Roger
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:10, archived)
# You mentioned this marmite cheese before
I have not seen it anywhere. I also think if I bought some, Mr Trellis would actually divorce me. Especially if I disguised it in a normal cheese wrapper. Which, let's face it, I would....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:11, archived)
# It's cheddar with marmite in
It has brown marbling, so you couldn't disguise it as normal cheese :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:14, archived)
# It sounds almost as grim as this
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8282035.stm
(Hal Baffe, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:26, archived)
# It is horrendous!
I love cheese, and I love marmite, and I love marmite with cheese, but that stuff is horrible!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
# They are snack-sized like babybels
And they are AWESOME, don't listen to Redsushi :P
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:20, archived)
# You can also get HUGE blocks of it
We used to get them in when I worked on a deli counter. See also: Boddingtons cheddar.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Oh Christ.
Pure, glorious filth.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# *takes notes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# The missus loves cheese
love's Marmite
loves cheese and marmite

but HATES those infernal things

she's so fussy it makes me puke, much like marmite
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:31, archived)
# ALL THE MORE FOR ME.
I have a great affection for shit cheese things, give me all of your tuc cheese sandwich biscuit things, and cheese footballs with the strange cheese stuff in. Kay thx by x x
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Are you my boyfriend?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Open the noob bay doors, Hal..
.. and welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Arf! Nicely!
Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Excellences
and welcome
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:31, archived)
# ahem...

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:51, archived)
# ...dear goddddd
SPANG.
Be careful, you'll entice that arnie/seams troll out from yesterday ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I think I might have seen him off...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# seams troll?
yesterday?

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# well it was either a troll, or someone with very limited ability
and LOTS of enthusiasm.
Lots and lots of posts like this... www.b3ta.com/board/9751425#post9751458
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I missed an arnie bandwagon?
Or was it just one troll?

(Virulent, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:57, archived)
# GET TO DUH KETTLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
# :D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I realised as soon as I posted that,
how restricted that joke is ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:12, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
# *smacks head on desk*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I knew what was coming... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# This is brill.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# hahaahaha
hatstand!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# hahaha, I knew what was coming, but still laughed :)
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:56, archived)
# hello b3ta
long see no time
wassup?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:56, archived)
# hello SkUG
lots of things have happened

Martians have invaded Clacton
Jeremy Clarkson has grown 8 extra penises
Some hens have escaped
and Mrs Trellis DOESN'T LIKE MARZIPAN

(one of these is more controversial than the others put together)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# uhoh
i'll get the marzipan hens, you sort out that 8 extra eric clactons and we'll call it tuesday :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)
# hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Mwahahaha!
The Brigade is growing!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I refuse to recognise your so-called brigade as a legitimate entity
therefore it cannot exist
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Well I refuse to recognise your non-recognition
So THAT doesn't exist.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:57, archived)
# HAWT

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# 'Tamados' is totally the correct spelling for his particular pronunciation.
I can hear him saying it as I type..

.. that's gotta be worth a click in anybody's book.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Its a wonder that NO ONE did this.
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Isn't it though
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# .. until now.
Here we are, born to be kings.
We're the princes of the universe..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:51, archived)
#
Here we belong, fighting to survive,
In a world with the darkest powers.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I'm sorely tempted to wedge myself into the sofa & fire up the DVD player.
The sound of lopped heads, clanging broadswords & unplaceable accents is becoming far too hard to resist..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Hey!
I am immortal
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I have inside me blood of kings!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Yeah, yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:56, archived)
# i know why
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
# It's a wonder someone bothered to
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
# hello
you have been quiet of late, everything ok?

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# a little bit of yes, a little bit of no to be honest :)
a fine hello to you, squire. Hope you're well :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:55, archived)
# well i for one have missed your postings
:)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:57, archived)
# that's very kind of you to say - thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:03, archived)
# because it defeats the point of an alternative compo
hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# beautifully put.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# btw my Space Hopper image from yesterday
www.maidenart.co.uk/images/hopper-arches.jpg
was on the Popular page when I checked this morning, and now it's no longer there... Have I upset the mods due to being more interested in the Alt Compo than the Censorship one? And no I wasn't imagining it - it was definitely there.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# that happens to me sometimes
i thought the pop page was based on votes but maybe it isnt

can you link to it so i can see it?

*EDIT Most woooosome indeed and quite disturbing!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:01, archived)
# No it's definitely based on votes
I've put a link above to my image.

I think this is censorship due to it being linked as a compo entry and being the Alt Compo. or a bug in the website. But it seems to me an image being popular isn't enough to gain FP yet if one gets only a few replies bang instant FP *shrug*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:03, archived)
[challenge entry] If this is wong I don' want to be wight
(derect, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Mmmm, goth pringles.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:43, archived)
# *idea moment*
Black Pudding flavour crisps. Why didn't I think of that when they had the Walkers competition? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Blimey
You may be on to something there!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Fuck it,
I'm going to make a fry up for lunch! Mmm! Black and White Pudding....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)
# *does a supportive Ra-Ra dance with meaty pom poms*
Go-pudding-go-pudding
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Meaty pom-poms
...bollocks? :)

*messageboard cherry pop*
(Sahara Desert http://www.twitter.com/thesaharadesert for swears, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Damn, that is a smashing idea
Even though black pudding gives me teh fear.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Veggie lols
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I say that
But I haven't eaten meat at home in weeks now :S
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Surely you mean
the Raging Horn you dirty minx!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# ^this^ however sums up my intention...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:51, archived)
# We all know
your intentions!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I have tried 2 attempts to write a response to this...but
both have been unbearably rude.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Oh My.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# squints
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Not enough LOLs per KiloByte I'm afraid :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:44, archived)
# And this Chedge, is why we need to lead by example ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)
# And that bastard Archie ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)
# it's like uncorking a leaky anus
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Easier than un-leaking a corked anus.
Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Ohhhh, that;'s easy
A pair of Long nosed pliers and you stand well back....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:48, archived)
# *smooches*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I'm setting up examples for all the mediocre people

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
#


EDIT: 2,500th post on /board. Huzzah
(__, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Oh Lordy :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Hello you
Is everything good?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Hellollololollo
Coolio thanks, I'm going to get my Halloween costume tonight, and I'm knitting a scarf that looks like it's made out of unicorn fluff. How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Is it an awesome costume?
I'm ok but people seem to be ignoring me today. The accounts lady that only comes in on a Tuesday completely blanked me when I said good morning to her :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Maybe you're a ghoooooooooost..
I say do a Brian Blessed on her - GOOD MOOOOOORNING ACCOUNTY LADY
It is a pretty awesome costume, though actually i'm only picking up a wig. Me and the bloke are going as Myra Hindley and Ian Brady. Topical.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
# No, no. I just sulked away in my corner.
Interesting costume choices :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:57, archived)
# ba dum...tsh
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Oh dear god
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Oof!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:47, archived)
# ahahahaterrible
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# hahah!!!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Giggle
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Coming Soon..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:22, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
completely brilliantly hatstand!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Love it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
epic
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I never wanted it to end.
Superb in every way.
Double-Clickage Tuesday has found a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
# haha nice
getting sick of those sodding adverts
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
# :D
love the end line
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:27, archived)
# "I'll be the judge of that"
Godlike.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
# *applauds*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:27, archived)
# This wins.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha
The best thing about this is that it goes on and on!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:28, archived)
# it could have gone on a LOT more
/had to cut several frames (golf course etc.) due to the size it was becoming.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# haha
I want to see the directors cut included on the blu-ray please!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:47, archived)
# hahaha
'might break it down into parts'
- consider the above a teaser trailer :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Archie, you're a cunt. It's 128.57 kb
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I think there should be a new measuring scale of LOLs per KiloByte
In which case this would score "SUPER_AWESOME"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Epic.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:40, archived)
# haha ace :)
128.57 kb's you cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:43, archived)
# but it's 24CT
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:49, archived)
# You are the brightest star in a galaxy of wonder.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:47, archived)
# uranus
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:47, archived)
# haha I hate those cash4gold adverts
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:48, archived)
# webuyanyshit .com....webuyanyshit .com...webuyanyshit .com
AAARGH FUCK OFF!!!!!!!

/hates those
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:51, archived)
# But... but.... some of those scenes are back to front
*nervous twitches*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:51, archived)
# yes, yes, I know (I tried to keep it in sequence)
/but had to cut frames and edit when I realised it was getting *too* big
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:51, archived)
# That just plays far too much havoc with my obsessive side....
Would like to see 'Cashforgoldfinger: The Epic' though :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I might have to go back tp the photoshop file
see if I can tinker and split it tough - try and get more 'lols per kilobyte' over several parts.
Mind you, don't want to flog an idea to death. Then again, this is b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:57, archived)
# epic wooness
click't
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
# needs more shhhh
yesshhh?
(waxdart hello., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Any Chanssh of a shizzling shaushage shandwichhh with shizzling shalsa shauce misshhh moneypenny?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:58, archived)
# You utter utter genius, you!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Clickety-click
This needs an FP spot. *waits for sequel CashForGoldenEye*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# you read my mind with the sequel idea :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I can be patient.
But you know that one sequel is never enough....
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 22:50, archived)
# fantastic!!!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)
# hahahaha..
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Congratulations Mrs Jones it's a beautiful bouncing...
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Two birds.
One stone.

Wallop!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:14, archived)
# ric-o-chet!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Double whammy!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6cyDsuNx_U

Man, what a suck-a-thon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# the new film has gone a bit quiet, hope it hasn't gone tits up already
hmmm, 2012 release now according to IMDB
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I refuse to die until I've seen a "Miracleman" tv series & Judge Death possessing Anderson on the big screen.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)
# .. and a movie of "Strontium Dog: The Killing".
And "Captain Britain".

And a great "Hulk" film..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:43, archived)
# It's twins...triplets...quad...qui..se..sept...bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:15, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:16, archived)
# stats board quotes read like a mini-play again
aaargh - I'm still in the top 20!
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I like my quote :)
ED: The sad thing is, I remember the threads that most of those quotes were posted in.... I'm here too much :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:19, archived)
# so do I
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:19, archived)
# There were also 79,022 users who didn't post much...
who the fuck are these people?!!

SHOW YOURSELVES!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)
# well I am for the most part these days
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# post this last Sunday
then I'll reply
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# OK
this was the best I could do:
www.b3ta.com/board/9750248
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
#
They're on to us! RUN AWAY!
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:28, archived)
# with only 20-odd posts till 10,000
I'm mostly lurking as I haven't got a picture ready yet
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# But if I sign up...
..I am not a lurker, am I?

Damn!
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Me slightly, most days
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:49, archived)
# That's not strictly true
because a lot of inactive accounts have been deleted
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:21, archived)
# *tentatively peeks round corner*
I made it onto the list!
(smaller text)
of less than 105 messages. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# For the first time in months I'm not on there at all this week o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I'VE NEVER EVEN FUCKING HEARD OF YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:27, archived)
# haha
Hai sushi. Hai Necrominimus.
edit:oh it's you Maximinimouse!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# blimey
she can't stop popping
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:16, archived)
# They call her Mrs Pringles
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:16, archived)
# That's what happens when you muck about with a tube of pringles ...
ED: Oh damn you toastie :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:17, archived)
# to be fair, yours had the more impressive
sexual innuendo ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Oh my god!
She's got a fair few in there!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:17, archived)
# fantastic stuff fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Win WIn Win Win Win
(I helped save b3ta! acab, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha

and nice combining of both the actual and the shadow compo there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:49, archived)
# blu ray death-
I've read a few bits about it.

It's a 60gb launch model?

www.avforums.com/forums/ps3/693137-error-code-80010514-bad-one.html
(waxdart hello., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:58, archived)
# hahaha!!!
jesus suffering fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Room service? The telly's fallen down again.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Arf!
That show is definately *not* full of stars...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:55, archived)
# hahaha
christ, it's one of the worst things on TV

I just watch it so I can count the number of people who should have lines but don't
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Will Smith wants a pint in The Vic.
Allegedly.

blog.taragana.com/e/2009/10/19/will-smith-desperate-to-star-in-eastenders-44968/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Why?
Why on earth would he want to???
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:58, archived)
# It was originally in The Sun.
They probably invented the story, just so they could print the list of jokey Will Smith film titles that ran at the bottom of the page.

"Oi, Robot" was a particular favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:08, archived)
# haha
perhaps it was this Will Smith instead
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Him from wess' side, Old Jersey!
Word.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I havn't missed one episode in two years
I don't know why, I know it's awful, it's just hard to stop :(
Eastenders is like heroin.
(Peter_G, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:58, archived)
# 0_0
2 years???? - good god!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:59, archived)
# At one point I was downloading them from iPlayer and storing them in date order,
But then I had to delete them.If my computer life was Trainspotting that would be the bit where he is swimming in the toilet.
(Peter_G, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:04, archived)
# You worry me.
But at least you deleted them, small steps, small steps...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:05, archived)
# What of it?
I watch Eastenders all the time! It's so REAL MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
# there's some good looking women in it
but they are very much counterbalanced by the minging biftas
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# *backs away slowly*
OK then......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# To be honest with you,
it is easy viewing. And there are some very good storylines. It isn't the best acting in the world, but I have seen much, much worse. And one of the actors lives in the road behind me, so I feel duty bound or something like that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:37, archived)
# pff
I have only recently noticed that Garry, Minty, Billy and Ricky are all the same character
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
But Garry has left :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Yeastenders is the most dreary show on earth
Except PaintWatch - which is on the Dulux channel

I was watching it last night and they had some cheap imitation "non-drip" gloss on - it took 18 hours to dry

man that was dull....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Time for your meds, Mr Bobs.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Hahahahahaha, you silly person!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:00, archived)
# I love the Dulux channel
especially the show where Noel Edmonds presents from inside the colour mixing machine. They made a lovely shade of purple last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:04, archived)
# *giggles and chokes on Braised Beef*


did you happen to record it? I missed that one
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:13, archived)
# No, it's the kind of thing you have to watch live

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)
# At least not since Dean Gaffney left...
Even I've given up on it now, and I've watched it since day one

Ningles fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Good Morn... ooops Noons now!
Y'see, I have no clue who Dean Gaffney even is!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:07, archived)
# hahahaha!
he ain't no alibi
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Jesus, what an unspeakable horror...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:09, archived)
# It could so easily be turned into the best show on TV
they could release dozens of hungry honey badgers into the square, everything else will develop from there.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Oh for the love of everything, YES!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)
# *mulls*
honey badgers knife-weilding maniacs
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Not strikethrough
'&'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Yep, I can go with that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:05, archived)
# But then that would have the downside
That I would then actually have respect for any survivors....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Any survivors would go on to fight a grizzly bear while wearing armour made from bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Whilst being liberally doused with sulphuric acid sprayed from specially adapted lawn sprinklers, maybe?
Just a thought.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:11, archived)
# And a t-shirt saying 'Polar Bears Rool'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:11, archived)
# bwahahaha!
nicely...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
# :D
Allo sirrah, you well?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Relaxing at home, bacon & egg sarnies and a pot of coffee on the brew.
So, yeah, it's all good. And you, ma'am?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:17, archived)
# In desperate need of nourishment and caffeine
But Little Miss Trellis would need to sleep for me to get either :(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:37, archived)
# honey badgers will clear them out in now time
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:07, archived)
# 8o
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:09, archived)
# hahaha
this is most woo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)
# hehehe
*click*
(Peter_G, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)
# hheeeheh
this really tickels me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)
# snap ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/8363514
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:57, archived)
# what are the odds on that, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Haha
Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:00, archived)
# 8D
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:58, archived)
# East enders?
Is he in hell?
(waxdart hello., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:09, archived)
# It's almost as aweful as Neighbours or Home and Away
... No, I'm being serious.
I am, they suck.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Home and Away is great
they're not afraid to tackle real issues
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:10, archived)
# It's just so cliché
A cast with group of impossibly attractive looking teens, beaches and the same ruddy accent. And usually the same 3 themed storylines with character changes to make them seem more varied. That alone put me off Neighbours for life.

Moral of the story... Soaps have no variation.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Wright's Coal Tar smells a bit different.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:16, archived)
# hahahahahaha
hahaha


wag
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Gotrek Gurnisson
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:37, archived)
# he looks feisty
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)
# somebody spilled his pint
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# He's having a toddler tantrum
"I Want Some Chocolate!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Now I Think, and I may not have done, but I reckon
I have met the chap who drew those pics and bought him a beer in Nottingham once. (may have been drunk'ish at the time so I might be wrong)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# no fucking way ! seiously ?
genius. But I always felt like they needed colour. Today felt like a good day.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# we were on bit of beer crawl and ended up in pub with what seemed like half the Games Workshop models designers and illustrators
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# nice
anyone who can draw like that, be it warhammer or anything else is genius in my book.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Excellent colouring skills, Rid.
I was going to eat your brain if you'd drawn it.
Lucky for you I spotted this reply..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)
# thanks.
took a whie, I gotta admit.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Time well spent, sir.
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:10, archived)
# So the Bnp are using wartime pictures for there posters
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8315616.stm

I don't see what all the fuss is about

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# So very true
the photos that the BNP would like to imagine never existed!

Good Call

It would be so cool if a Ghurka sneaked up on him!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)
# What I loved about their Spitfire ad
was that they illustrating a campaign against Polish immigration under the banner "Battle for Britain" with a plane from one of the RAF's, er, Polish squadrons.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# lol yeah the retards
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Was it a Mr Sheen Fly Past?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# *stands and applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Yeah the Polish Squadron I believe
downed more planes than most other squadrons I think someone here put a link up for it. So there Mr Griffins the Poles saved our asses in WWII!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I sometimes think it'd be fun
to encourage as many people as possible - and I'm talking thousands - to join the BNP, then to get them all to go to the annual conference and vote in stupid policies: massively and transparently LOLracist ones ("We believe that Chinese is not really a language: it's just people making random noises"; "We believe that most Polish immigrants arrive in this country dehydrated in tins" and so on). Alternatively, we could vote in normal, sensible ones that a normal, sensible party might have.



And then I realise that I don't want to have my head kicked in.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# actually, that's not a bad idea
except for the paying them part.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)
# And the getting your head kicked in part.
Mainly the getting your head kicked in part, if I'm honest with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)
# take one for the team
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Can I sub-contract that bit?
I could employ an immigrunt to be kicked for me. They're quite cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I believe Jan Moir is looking for work
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Notwithstanding that I just suggested we all join the BNP
I'm not that low down the food chain...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:52, archived)
# but she WOULD be getting a kicking
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Fair point...
I'm sold on the idea now.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Yes they are very good at the head kicking
we don't see the real face of the BNP much thesedays, you know Combat18, National Front, British Movement all those lovely skinheads with fetish for Nazi weapons and strangely Martial Arts.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# still see plenty of it in Birmingham
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# and those equally lovely people
from the English Defence League, what charmers they are.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Did any of you lot see Panorama last night?
I was in genuine shock!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Ha!
I like this idea :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# haha
1. google 'spitfire'
2. choose first image, even if you arnt sure its a spitfire
3. print
4. profit
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Haha
Stupid Fokker! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:32, archived)
# The BNP have ill thought through ideas?
News at Ten....

I can't wait till Thursday!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Have you seen the lineup?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# is that Moira Stuart?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)
# No silly it's Pam Grier
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# No, it's Samuel L Jackson!
Are you saying they all look the same you big fat racist?

It's actually Pam Grier I believe. She had lovely boobs!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)
# No, it's David Dimbleby
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# David Nicebutdimbleby(lookalike)
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)
# boo, no Omar Little
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:55, archived)
# You know it's bad when Richard Littlejohn speaks out against their racist policies
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Pfft!
True dat :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# heh .......that heading tickles me too:
BNP to consider non-white "members"....taytoshop heaven:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:36, archived)
# It is so ridiculous anyway!
Who, of any previously supressed ethnicity is all of a sudden going to want to sign up to the BNP just because they suddenly can?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9753183

Staging internecine ethnic "feuds" would also be a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
# If I was of a previously supressed ethnicity
I'd do it just to piss them off
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:53, archived)
# true......my "member's" purple
still not gonna sign up
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Hey! Vote for us!
The people you see on these posters have often stopped people like us from stopping people like you.

Give us another shot at it & we promise to get it right, this time..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)
#
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:18, archived)
# He's actually got the bollocks to wear a poppy?
Delusional.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:39, archived)
# It only serves to bump up the irony factor
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Caught in public..
(Headsbollockskuntz, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# King Missile strike again!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Jesus was way cool
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Can I just say at this point that all of these cheesecakes were very delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Would you please hold still while I run at you from optimal spanging distance?


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# who?
edit: checks filename, fetches biggest pan i can carry...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Filename: Clue : Shock : More News Follows After These Messages:
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Fishcake Factory Found In Frank Butcher's Trousers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:20, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# OMG WHERE IS MY BEST SPANGIN' PAN!
hehe :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# A most excellent final resting place for the more discerning bounty hunter..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] It's game over, man! Game over!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:01, archived)
# superb sir
well done that man
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:01, archived)
# A thousand blessings on The House of Freebs..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:05, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:01, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Another PS3 failure?
Tsk.

Sony have some explaining to do..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# oh dear, praps I better not buy one then
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)
# the early ps3 phat's are the problem...slims are ment to be a hell of a lot better
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# After having my eyes goggled by Arkham Asylum, I was sorely tempted to ask Santa for my very own copy, along with a PS3 to play it on.
Methinks I might wait until they stop going nuclear.
Or Sony 'fess up to shenanigans..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
# most of the problems are from the 60gb ps3 phats...due to overheating and shitty soldering
ps3 slim runs cooler uses half the power and isn't an xbox


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Time to get back in touch with Santa, then.
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# yea Sony are totally in denial and it's nothing to do with their firmware frying the ps3

I'm lucky to have a warranty with currys...
just hope they replace it after their fault testing
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
# was it two weeks after the sony warranty expired?
à là microsoft?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:20, archived)
# no but it's happening not long after they released the new 3.0 firmware made for the ps3 slim

which is bricking a lot of 60gb's
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I wish you luck with the end result.
Failing that - enlist the help of the equally dismayed Mr Toast & attempt to destroy their empire from within.

Heads should roll, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# yea I've heard..his died a week before mine.
they better replace it, as I'm not one to be fucked around...as some of you may know ;D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Scorched earth policy.
Leave nothing behind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:52, archived)
# haha
nice. have a click :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Have a thank you.
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Top!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:02, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Fuck yeah!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Whoa!
Mario woo?
Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Yes.
Perfect.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
# You are too kind, moley.
Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# haha nicely
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Animashion!
Excellent work!

Me no can do, no more.
Skills have faded, like yesterday's leaves..

8(

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# But yours is so lovely
:)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Thank you, ma'am.
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:32, archived)
# this is good an that
what shall I have for breakfast

a) Tesco's 44p muesli
b) crumpets
c) more coffee
d) noodles
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
# noodles on crumpets (buttered first)
with Coffee


that's what I'd do

1 hour til lunchtime!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Marmite on buttered crumpets.
If you haven't already, try it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Have you tried the marmite cheese?
I think I may have to marry it.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# too...many...variables
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# yeast and cheese?
isn't that also known as smegma?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# *loves*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# oooooh
now I'm starving
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:20, archived)
# I'm hungry, now, so I'm going for the noodles.
You've probably had coffee & crumpets, already..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Too brown.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Hmm. I think you may be on to something, there.
Used the standard Xara orange.
On reflection, I should have coloured it in Photoshop..

.. thanks for the heads up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# *waits for mothership*
Psst, Capt. Howdy: that's a bit big for the Icon challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
Duly noted & changed.

What a maroon.
*shakes head*

Thanks, Bee!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# No probs!
*bows*.

Maroon..... reminds me of a Captain Lambkin sketch of an unfortunate accident.... *reminisces*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] first of many (images to this site not this challenge)- prawn fest orgy
(dmagive, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# you know this is a two week compo dont you
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# you take that back right now!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:02, archived)
# according to my calculations, two weeks contains TWO TUESDAYS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:05, archived)
# aaarrrggghhh noooooo
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Hahahaha!
This is silly, but I like it. Welcome to /board, pull up a prawn, shop yourself a kitten
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# ahahahah
well done on a great first post, and happy zeroth b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# PRANWNS

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Add some seafood dressing for real XXX action!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# FOKKEN PRAWNS MUN
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I like this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
# pfff
to enter it into the compo: click "edit" under your post, select the appropriate challenge from the drop-down list, save changes
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
#
thanks dont know how this site works yet - only spent the last 2 years looking on it
(dmagive, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:02, archived)
# have you been looking at it with both eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:05, archived)
# No worries
Listen to advice and follow it and you shall get on well here. Delete stuff, repost it repeatedly or repost in new threads and we will hurt you, hard.

It is nice to see you are (so far) following the first suggestion :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta!
Have a click from me.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# PRAWNOGRAPHIC!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# HARDCORE!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:53, archived)
# BY PROFESSINALA PRAWNSTARZ

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
# STARRING PRAWN JEREMY
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
# AND SHRIMPY BAZOOKAS
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:59, archived)
# nice work
(crikey, only a few posts till 10,000...need to warm up the nudey camera)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
# sheez
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:59, archived)
# *awaits*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:59, archived)
# :D
but wait: no spacehopper?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Please don't threaten to post lots of these
this is a good start, now move towards kittens and settling into the madhouse that is know as HappyTo.. errr... B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Nice picture.
Welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Stable love.
(Headsbollockskuntz, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Like hiding the eyes could disguise THAT face
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:34, archived)
# "What I see in the mirror, by Our Next Queen"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Mother? Is that really you?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:36, archived)
# look at those teeth!
and the horses.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I'm sure that said 'ivesb'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:37, archived)
# That's odd, I saw that too!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)
# *pinches ase*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Give me my ase back!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# *photocopies*
here you go.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Ta, I saved up for that for ages
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# huh?!
where?
GET 'IM!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)
# there it is again!
and they told me it was just a myth





hello ivesy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)
# i am just a figment of your imagination....





eeop nimby
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:41, archived)
# fugly, long-faced beast
and a horse

TJ: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1221391/Roadkill-Tourists-left-stunned-lioness-attacks-buffalo--right-middle-traffic-jam.html
"Poor old Dave from Hull, has been getting a bit of stick from posters with his insane comment. People, leave him alone, he is from HULL the poor guy, he has enough to put up with that fact alone.

AND WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN EXACTLY, WHATS WRONG WITH HULL??

- dave, hull, "

answers on a pin head...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I think she looks just fine. (And Charles is hardly George Clooney now, is he).
/outofstepblog x /opinionsontheinternetlol :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# ........one of these would later marry Charles
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)
# whichever has the better suck-power
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:40, archived)
# and the blonde one won the Grand National
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Quite a showstopper.
The horse is absolutely determined to get it on, but she's noncommital.

Christ. Not dead set against being fucked by a horse, but just... in two minds.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# she wants flowers or dinner first.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# perhaps the flowers *are* her dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# perhaps teh stallion *is* her lover
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Is it wednesday yet?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# frayed knot
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# sigh..one more day of this shite
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# I hope that you see that the problem with your attitude is that you believe that tomorrow all will be better, but it won't really

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Annie was a lying ginger bitch, then?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Pretty much, yes

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# You say that every wee...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Sorry, I couldn't resist....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I wonder what kind of totally innocent image hides under this that makes the black bar look all naughty
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
# It used to be an image of an almost nude man shoeing a horse, which was kinda innocent.... ish.
but I have long since lost that image and now it's an image of a horse "hooving" an almost nude man.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Ah yes!
It's perfect. I clicked and I hope other do so as well as it needs to win this challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Fetlock deep!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)
# my lovely horse...?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:01, archived)

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