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# As this is about to hit all homes...


Original at www.halon.org.uk/stuff/2009-11-1701.jpg
Be nice, first post :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maulkin, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Ha!
I got that yesterday (because i'm more important)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:17, archived)
# An excellent first post!
Expect The Sun to steal it within the hour..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)
# If I was working and striking against the Post Office
I would've dressed up an inflatable toy person (or inflatable sex doll, whatever's to hand :p), stuck a postman's jacket on it and left it outside the office next to a fire with a sign saying "I'm picketing in spirit" hanging around it's neck.

I am a lazy fuck though....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)
# I always wanted to get a manequin,
paint it silver and dress it up, and then leave it in Leicester Square with a hat in front of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)
# this is awesome
plus to make it more comical, stand near it and when a few tourists stand close staring at it walk over and push it's head off :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Welcome home
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I got my first Xmas card a few days ago
From the Post Office, about their extra services this season...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# "Extra services" eh?
nudge nudge, wink wink...

Say...no...more
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# They're paid to empty their sacks
into people's slots.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# ewwww
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Surely bindun
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# I completely like this
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
Great work, *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)
# If it has bindun
I never saw the original so therefore much clickage here too.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Hahahaha! That's superb! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)
# That would be why she's not sleepy
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:12, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Followed by:
Charlie and the Great Mood Elevator
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:17, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Hahahayes
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)
# This is great
absolutely have a click and a line
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)
# She's a smart kid.
She'll figure it out..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Is it just me or do those lines seem quite long?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:17, archived)
# For a kid maybe
What is the recommended line length for children again?
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
# *snort
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:18, archived)
# haha
simple
effective
click

I have this little sister
she is very small and very annoying
she is always disappearing off to the toilets
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)
# ARF........eeny meeny miney mo
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Done last year
(MistahG, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 17:49, archived)
# I loved his style... :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# :(
Clever but still :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# im sad hes dead
i hope somebody takes the time to mock me when im gone tho! :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)
# It's okay,
Ewar Woowar was always the poor man's Michael Caine.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)
# this is scientific fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)
# *makes note in diary*
Sorry, what was that date again? :)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)
# probably very soon :(
i'll keep you posted.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Oh noes!
But that is even sadder. I don't want to be sad, let alone sadder :( Please don't join the angles just yet :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Can't we mock you now?
*points*

*mocks*

*says "Bindun!"*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# bindun...
i guessed as much...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Hull.
Abode of the damned.

Funny, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)
# *likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# lol
cremation in a big wicker man though surely?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# quite...
i wish somebody would burn all trace of the fucking shit remake...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Lousy British winter

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)
# "Hedwig Spade & The Case of The Never Completed Snowball"
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:54, archived)
# O.o
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# He broked his wings :(
Now how will he hunt little furry things?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)
# He'll never court the ladies in this weather
Too wet, to woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)
# *spangeth*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I need to go to the shops
this frying pan I have just isn't big enough
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# this made me chuckle, however:
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:10, archived)
# There's a fly on your head
Hold still, this'killet...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] He's so needy..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)
# I know him!
What's that thing called again?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Jedward?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Sarah Jessica Parker
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:39, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Motion carried..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Pffft.
"Motion"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
# you called?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Oo, that took me a moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Heh.
A soon-to-be classic.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)
# that got a click from me last time too :D
She is such an ugly cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
Excellent! I still think Tim Burton is a genius for getting her to say "Do I really have a face like a horse?" in Ed Wood.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I love that film :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# One of my all time favourites, it is :)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)
# *reminds*
her new perfume is called STINKBAT

www.b3ta.com/board/7338873
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)
# THAT'S 2 YEARS OLD
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)
# But it smells like 10.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Spock? Spock Jenkins? Is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Goblin's board is powered by tubgirl
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
good point
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Anne Widdecombe's bodily treasure?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)
# no, he is ^
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)
# No, I'm not Spartacus and so isn't my wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)
# neither am'nt I
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# nor me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I am Spartacus, but not the one you're looking for, he's over there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Sorry, was it Spartacus or Sparticus you were looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Never heard of him.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# oho
very good
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)
# hehe, nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Oooh yesh..

Edit: For Barbies' Fruit machine
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# do I see Churchill beneath that mutt?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)
# oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I may have a dog's face but you are sober!
Or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)
# We will pile it on the beaches.
(but only the dog-friendly ones)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Oh Yes, yes, yes
haha, nice work Ninj, *click
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Ta sir!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# SlapStick's Revenge..........

(JakeyD, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)
# good shooting
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)
# he... only... wanted... to.... entertain....
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)
# There is a god!
thank you so much.
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Who is this person?
I honestly don't know :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Lucky you
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:39, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# So my guess now is that he's from some kind of talent show?
'cause I don't watch those.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# It's Pierce Brosnan's runt double
Also tells a joke or two!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# But I like Pierce Brosnan!
Srsly, is this the Jedward I keep hearing about? And why does he have such a stupid name?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Michael McIntyre
Looks chinese and tells jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Ahhh, thanks.
*googles*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)
# eehh
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)
# OH SWEET FUCK
I didn't see that coming, had me office lolling
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:06, archived)
# haha
I was expecting a teasmaid to come next
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:12, archived)
# It happens, sort of
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/6581612/French-woman-marries-boyfriend-one-year-after-he-died.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
# good lord
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)
# !
the scheming French
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] "Yo Adrian, I can explain..."
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
"I'm jutht a thweeet tranthveth ... tranthveth ... what'th that word say?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Hahaha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Top shopping sir!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Haha, cheers Ninj
"It's like a punch to the left, and then I like, kinda step to the side a little.."
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] In private, he was a cross dresser, and a real bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:39, archived)
# He was never the same
after someone dropped a house on his sister.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)
# This is making that bloody tune "What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?" go 'round my head.
So I thought I'd share.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)
# *fires up photoshop, puts chimney on her*
Ahhhhhhhhhh so that's what she would look like.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)
# bricks with feet.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)
# thanks for sharing....
...bastard!
now it's on a loop!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Squinty
(Jazzy Jeff, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:23, archived)
# hahaha
what?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:26, archived)
# haha go little man
and get some new glasses
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:27, archived)
# yes
This is yes. With equal amounts of trufax and is.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:30, archived)
# hahaha
I like this so much I'll forgive teh sans
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:32, archived)
# hahahahr!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:34, archived)
# this is a wonderous pile of the mentals
top draws :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Fucking hell! Hahaha!
Poor Squinty.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# bloody global warming!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:17, archived)
# woo, that's lully

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:23, archived)
# That's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:40, archived)
# ooh nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Very Nice!
(JakeyD, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Smashing be that!
*Click* :) OOtini!!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:20, archived)
# cheers for that
; )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:22, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Jawas are such little shits.
Remind me of the sort of scum you get on Ridley Road market trying to do you £50 for a nicked stereo.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Fine, I won't bother next time
only trying to do you a favour

But seriously folks...
Jawas fucking rock. And they'd do a better job of kicking ewok arse than stormtroopers did
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:24, archived)
# bollocks they're only about 3 foot tall
I could stitch an army of jawas with one right hook while holdng a nice meat pie with my left.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:31, archived)
# ridley road market!
great if you want to buy some dried zebra meat though
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I've never wanted to do that before reading that sentence.
Now I have new purpose in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
Excellent! *clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Fucking superb!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Whoop :)

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] i know its a few weeks late


Click for bigger (450 kb)
(the late review taught Will Self English, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:07, archived)
# :)
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Well done!
*pats on head*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Ross Kemp
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Ha!!
www.b3ta.com/board/9796240
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I thought Disney was a nazi?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
# i thought he was just an anti-semite
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Who isn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Woody Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Jeff Goldblum?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Mel Brooks is Jewish?
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Optimus Prime is Jewish?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Jesus was definitely Jewish.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:23, archived)
# pfft!
that's rather convincingly done. nice.

The "It's A Small World After All" ride in this park would probably be lacking in variety, I would have thought :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I had to sit through that fucking ride
It made me want to track down the creators and hurt them
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
# the song, paired with the dead-eyed child robots is engineered to force young children to steal their parent's guns and massacre their friends
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)
# It all makes sense now
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Now available for birthdays and weddings
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:58, archived)
# no cheese & pineapple?
scandalous
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:00, archived)
# olives are easier to shop :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:01, archived)
# they're on a par with battenberg - vile, hideous foodstuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:04, archived)
# oh, behave.
black olives are rank, but green olives are fantastic. I used to eat them by the jarload.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
# And a martini just isn't a martini without one.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)
# yes, indeed.
although a martini isn't a martini if it's in my glass... what I mean is, I can't drink martini, it's horrid.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I have to say they are an acquired taste.
I like flavoured martinis, which strictly speaking aren't martinis at all as they are made with flavoured schnapps and vodka, not gin. I prefer to drink my gin with Roses lime juice.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Aah, the Gimlet.
Simple and classic.
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Yup.
And yummy too!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Back in your box, Archie.
Battenburg is well lush.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Olives are foul
Battenberg on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:09, archived)
# olive battenburg
*wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Not the battenburg argument! Do I need to call the cake police again?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Yes!
Call the cayke police! I yams all of teh hungry!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:21, archived)
# YAY!
Bring me cake. Bring me cake NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Hahahaha! This is great!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
# cheers
it took bloody long enough. It was like Being John Malkovitch, but with olives.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I like this I does :)
top shoppity shop.

I was of a night out in the castle of news a few halloweens ago and soem maverick bastard had dressed up as pinhead pins and all.. I can't imagine how long it took him to do.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] :O

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Pfffft!
Also: b3tamax!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:27, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:28, archived)
# where do you get your ideas?
go on - click the auto-FP button! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:43, archived)
# *clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:34, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
VHS?
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:36, archived)
# *fondles*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Headcleaner, you say?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd-SpXJ3ops
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I was just listening to that!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Yay!
BUT

My failometer is a-twitchin' in the deletion zone, Paw!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)
# haha mighty stuff
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:18, archived)

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