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# Life lesson 1: Never trust a baby meerkat, no matter how cute they may appear. They're cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Yes . . . they can merely be trusted !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Trust one, and it can only end in one way.
Global Katastrophe!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:45, archived)
# never trust anything with a swastika
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Pffft

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)
# haha
third reich meerkats
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Bunch of bastards,
I tell thee!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)
# aaw bless!
he's more than welcome to invade Scotland :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:06, archived)
# My feelings exactly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Business
(a5972s, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:37, archived)
# I don't see anything
*edit*

is there a picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:38, archived)
# INTERNETS! SERIOUS BUSINESS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Image?



Also, I'm eating chilli con carne right now

nom
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:41, archived)
# BUMTAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)
# I sang "BUMTAP" in the style of "FLAAAASHH AAAAH AAHHH"
for some purpose
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Now sing it to the tune of the hit tv show them tune from the hit tv show Stingray!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:46, archived)
# it seems to be going straight through you.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:44, archived)
# it comes twice as fast as it goes in!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)
# shovel quicker
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:53, archived)
# not on this ship, captain!
OR ANY OTHER!

*jumps overboard on fire*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:42, archived)
# BUSINESS! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)
# HA! HA! HA!
BUSINESS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)
# HA HA HA!
BUSINESS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:50, archived)
# HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Reposts!
I feel like reposting from last night, so that everyone who saw it then will see it now.



Click picture for 340k that shows it all a bit better. By "all" I mean the final frame.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Oh My dear sweet Snoopy!
GAWD I love these!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)
# I started doing another earlier
and GIMP crashed on me. I'll get back to it a bit later. Or tomorrow. I'll be very bored at work so my officemate will just have to wonder why I'm giggling and muttering about the horned god and his barbed ejaculate.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:51, archived)
# by way of consolation
here's a tarot card for you that i did the other day

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:54, archived)
# YES!
More of this sort of thing!!!!
That's my son, Linus
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:59, archived)
# My plan is to do a lot more of this sort of thing
I've not laughed so much at my own jokes for a very long time. :D
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Yeah...
b3ta will do that to you
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Noooooes!
It was hard enough sleeping last night with the tapping and the slurping and the fire and the LIES LIES LIES LIES

but I really did work in an office like that
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:19, archived)
# know the signs
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:34, archived)
# So . . . they might both be full of supplies . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:38, archived)
# awaits supplies Chinese guys in a cupboard .gif
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)
# I think we know how the queen is voting when the election comes around
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Hand in glove . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:42, archived)
# i say
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:19, archived)
# aww bless
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:24, archived)
# i say!
he does look soopah under all that hair
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Reminds me of Angry Kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:27, archived)
# he's one weird looking fucker :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:27, archived)
# hahahaha
this is a mighty thing
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Nothing like letting down the old mutton chops !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:36, archived)
# hahahahaha!
I recognise that fella...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 8:23, archived)
#
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Finished at last!!
Acrylics on canvas 100cm x 100cm

Been working on it a year on and off, good job I dont do it for a living really :(

EDIT: Awfully thanks chaps for the kind vibes an tha :o)x

(Bod- wot u upto m8, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:49, archived)
# bloody aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:49, archived)
# fucking woo!
those bods in the background are a bit creepy!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:50, archived)
# GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
I hadn't noticed those before!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:12, archived)
# that's pretty fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:50, archived)
# amazing woo too you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:50, archived)
# woo yay, and indeed hoopla!
That is fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:51, archived)
# That's superb!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:51, archived)
# This is fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:52, archived)
# RACIST

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:34, archived)
# And what?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Congratulations on finishing! Its really great!
Wait a minute! "RW"? So you've been lying about your surname being Mook? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Ooops...
*leaves country quickly*
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Gordon Bennett!
That's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:57, archived)
# RW?

WOO
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:58, archived)
# oo that's very good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:58, archived)
# that's very nice
indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:59, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
O_o

I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:59, archived)
# 'kin ell!
lovely work
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:01, archived)
# most woosome.
I really should pick up the old brushes again sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:04, archived)
# most WOO and YAY!
splendid arts.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:04, archived)
# it's at times like these I realise that I have absolutely zero artistic talent
even my kids can draw better than I can

bloody marvellous this, perhaps you should do it for a living
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Yay, Fab!
You must be dead chuffed it's finally finished :)

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Fuck!
That's superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:16, archived)
# stunning!
well worth the time
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Princess Di, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:28, archived)
# I say
that monocle dropping aceness right there
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Master Piece !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Wow.
Just wow.
(I'mOffKilter can't be arsed, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)
# All the above
great job.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:03, archived)
# That is actually
really1000000 awesome :))
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Fantastic....
Beautifuly composed and painted...
Edit, you're straight in at number one on the popular page!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:33, archived)
# That is absolutely amazing
Really, really nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:01, archived)
# That's superb
Good work
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Unutterably superb
You're good enough to earn a living at it!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry] "An orphaned pair of conjoined Bangladeshi twins are recovering well following a groundbreaking operation this week to separate them."
(I helped save b3ta! lucifer101, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:47, archived)
# hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:48, archived)
# how is babby malformed?
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:48, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:58, archived)
# I expected this all day
actually that's one heck of a head they have there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:07, archived)
# yeah, it came to me in the car on the way to school this morning
was quite surprised no-one had done it already :-(
(I helped save b3ta! lucifer101, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Watching disaster film Day after tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Am I on 4chan?
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:46, archived)
# eh ????
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Caturday is/was a 4chan thing
is it not?
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:49, archived)
# I don't go on 4chan
But every saturday is caturday on here as far as I know
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:50, archived)
# is it?
first i've heard. i always thought it was just brought over by useless 4channers.

however, every day is a kitten day.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:53, archived)
# If you really want to learn about it ... :)
www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Caturday
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:56, archived)
# I really didn't know
well its the best thing to come from 4chan
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:58, archived)
# There's so much shit that comes from 4chan
that people tend to react badly at any mention of it here :)
But that idea is good, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Hahaha
I love Encyclopedia Dramatica. "Caturday is a 4chan /b/ meme that involves mass-posting of images containing cats and cat related objects, like kittens."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:01, archived)
# I must confess
to chuckling at some of the ED articles, but that doesn't change my overall hatred for /b/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:03, archived)
# ED is a great repository for a lot of fucking mad stuff. Often funny, more often tiresome.
Also I posted this for you a while ago but don't know if you saw it :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyofq6aE8vs
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Ha!
Yeah, I did. Cheers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Too close to the bone, huh? :p
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Pfft!
Far too close. My mum and her husband are Irish too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:14, archived)
# I sincerely dislike 4chan
/b/ is actually the only board I've looked at on 4chan so this might influence my view of it. But I love ED.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:09, archived)
# It hurts my head when I look at it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:11, archived)
# I can never actually tell
what the fuck is going on. Which are posts, which are avatars, which are replies, which are adverts and which are actually worthwhile.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Well, with regards the last one,
none. The answer is none of them are worthwhile.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:16, archived)
# This is what I suspected
but I couldn't be entirely sure since I didn't know what was going on.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:17, archived)
# No it isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:56, archived)
# It did used to could be
as well as Real Photoshop Sunday and the GAY (day) shift...

But it all got tiresome so now we just shank anyone with a rusty spoon who goes down this road.

Sure, 4Chan can have our old/shit memes. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:01, archived)
# I don't remember caturday ever being a thing here to be honest with you.
Apart from a couple of saturdays ago when I logged on briefly when 3 people appeared to have attempted to recreate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Huh...
perhaps you are right. I just believe we created the interweb funny. THis is maybe not true.

edit: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcat
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:16, archived)
# I do like the idea of ceiling cat and basement cat
being God and the Devil :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Honestly
it's almost impossible to tell which one did which. I have see SO MANY people's work become recreated or the stuff of internet lore from here.

Sadly, this has NEVER happened to me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:22, archived)
# I think that back when a lot of these things were starting out,
in the early to mid 2000's, the internet was a nicer place. Now it is a lot shittier, so people feel a need to claim ownership more and more.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:23, archived)
# eBaum
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:34, archived)
# The LOLCat Bible
is one of my favourite two or three websites. One of the others being the Brick Testament. And the other being XXXRussianTeenWhores.com.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Disco glowsticks cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:42, archived)
# He's on fire!!
Beantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Ocean spong > land spong

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:43, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Those photos took quite some setting up.....
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Oh, that's nicely done
:D
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:45, archived)
# LUBBERLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:47, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:48, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:49, archived)
# I spy Hitler, back left
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:48, archived)
# hahaha
nice continuation! :D
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] BNP website hacked!!


Not feeling very witty sure someone can come up with something funnier for these two 'adorable' people to be saying to each other?
(squizzer mingingly bad jokes a speciality, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:35, archived)
# I feel you may have misread the compo brief....
Also, your pic is a tad large. Still images should be under 100kb.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:37, archived)
# It's time to make a stand
for your cardboard cutouts, to stop them falling over?
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:37, archived)
# BIHHAR!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:37, archived)
# I'm not often a nazi, but how does this relate to the compo in any way?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Nick Griffin is normally a baddy and now he is a toad
Hang on, wait a second.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:40, archived)
# he's a crapaud!
multilingual me.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:41, archived)
# IVESY
how's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:42, archived)
# great!
watch this!
*pulls a rotted rabbit carcass out a hat*
ah.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:44, archived)
# wow
I'll show you my amazing trick I've been practising in the kitchen







*peels potato*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:49, archived)
# cool!
wait a minute...
THATS AN APPLE!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Where's Bucky O'Hare when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Hmm, OK I'll play
"I don't know what to do -- give me a suggestion."

"Tell you what, Nick, why don't you go to B3ta and post oversized images into their challenge?"

"Yeah! That's a great idea!"

"Just make sure they've got nothing to do with the subject, now!"

"Yes ma'am."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:42, archived)
# sorry
sorry, v.crap I know, it's just that I thought shrinking the width would kinda lose the 'website' effect - as for the brief, artistic license? meh
(squizzer mingingly bad jokes a speciality, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:53, archived)
# It's not the width that bothers people
It's the fact it's 246k. Also that if a challenge brief says "This week's challenge is to create cut-out-and-keep dolls based on celebrities, like these lovely ones. For extra points, photograph their exploits during the hours of fun they'll almost certainly provide" it seems a bit more than artistic license to make that into "Photoshop a website"...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:00, archived)
# I used a website as a cutout doll once

Nobody got it though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:43, archived)
# okay...

NOT SHOPPED

P.S. that's a bit big :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Hmmm pies

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Apparently..


I should be posting this...
(Chromatically Challenged, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Are you the driver?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:27, archived)
# yes...

but NOW it's frightening!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Oh God.
/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:28, archived)
# HE'S HERE!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:44, archived)
# *doesn't try the door*
*keeps walking*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:29, archived)
#
l n
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:34, archived)
# doctor told me to leave it until the blisters subside....
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Shit.
How did she get there?
(Chromatically Challenged, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:35, archived)
# *Peers*
There are no frocks in this vehicle or llamas. The driver is prettiest.
*scratches head*

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:36, archived)
# hah
Well I liked it
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Will/Will?

WIll will will will will...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Arf!
I watched Old School last night. That is a funny film.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Racist!


nice colour-matching.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:07, archived)
# I couldn't get Mr. Smith
to look lighter :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:09, archived)
# I wasn't being sarcastic, they do look quite convincing.
And yes, whiteing-up black people is bloody difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Racist!
/ ac
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:14, archived)
# I think what it is
is editing more in the GREEN spectrum. Sadly, we have alot of green in our coloring... (whiteys)
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:16, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck!?
Hahah ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Haha fuck, it's Graham Norton
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Ha! Nicely done!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:15, archived)
# listen up, marketing
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:51, archived)
# you're like a fifth-rate xkcd :(
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:53, archived)
# "time till christmas" should probably be "month" and have them all along from july until january (festive adverts ALWAYS carry on after christmas ;D)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:59, archived)
# thanks
i'm unlikely to edit though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:01, archived)
# STOP SAYING THOUGH!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:03, archived)
# But Christmas doesn't finish until the 6th of January.
It's a 12 day festival. Hence the song. Plus the Greek and Russian Orthodox Christmas is about a week later.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:35, archived)
# I'd say fourth rate ;)
I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:44, archived)
# haha!
when marketing graphs attack!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I would have cut out the Keeper
but he beat me to it

(I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Haha fuck
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I like the cloned boot tips.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:45, archived)
# I'm trying to work out why there are two where his feet never actually go
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:45, archived)
# lens flare
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:46, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:47, archived)
# I'm trying to work out where the ball appears from
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:50, archived)
# le sac magique
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:10, archived)
# from his magic ball-sack?
no wonder he's so popular
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Funny how?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Ho ho ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:18, archived)
# hahaha!
I'm worried about you Henry - you may fold under interrogation!
*shoots that bloke from the Sopranos in foot with water pistol*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Wasn't this meant to be in the one down there VV
?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:06, archived)
# It's up here now
"coughs, opens another beer"
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Well
That's me told...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:07, archived)
# make something else and put it down there
otherwise the board's all untidy...

*OCD twitch*

edit: you deleted it!

*spasms*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:10, archived)
# hahaha, for some reasons thread deletes shock the system a little don't they
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:18, archived)
# there's something so...
'abrupt' about them, isn't there?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:24, archived)
# i've recovered now :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Sorry 'bout that.
Haven't lived here long
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Absolutely no offence caused.
Not even the tiniest bit. You seem like a thoroughly decent sort.
We just like joking about and being silly.

*raises pint*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:39, archived)
# aye, no bother mate, don't mind all this sarcasm and shit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:40, archived)
# I love you guysh, you're my besht pals.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:43, archived)
# there's an edit button for mistakes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Its gone now.
Wish I was a bit tidier down there
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:12, archived)
# you can pick up an electric razor cheap enough these days...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:14, archived)
# If you'd have got me that cider I'd be fighting the wolves off from you, but nooooo. Broken promises make Mu :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:12, archived)
# It's on the table going flat. Where'd you go?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:13, archived)
# and my Young's Winter Warmer?
hmmm? hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Good cider is already flat...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:16, archived)
# This is going to be an expensive evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Nice one clunge!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:17, archived)
# that's great!
and welcome! :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Ta.
Isn't it your round?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:25, archived)
# have you done those chores
yet? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:26, archived)
#
Chores are for later. I just had to disappear for a while to eat an eggy snack in private.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:28, archived)
# damn!
you're supposed to say 'what chores?'
Then I had a hilarious response at the ready...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:29, archived)
# What chores?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Ooooh, mine's a Guinness cheers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:31, archived)
# you had it covered
man! Cheers! :)

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:37, archived)
# What chores?
"hopefully expecting a sensible answer, only to be sadly disappointed"
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Mine's a pint of Young's
Cheers! :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Excellent riposte. You should be on the stage.
Cue reply: "What stage?"
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:37, archived)
# 21st Century.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:40, archived)
# What stage?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:44, archived)
# The one that's leaving in 10 minutes.
Cue raucous laughter and little bits of wee escaping.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:49, archived)
# music hall lols!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Every time I see it it gets worse
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Bindun ;)
But nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:03, archived)
# look at my giant hand
look
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:04, archived)
# He should also have pissed on
an irish players shoe. Just to complete the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Or given one of their players
a "dirty sanchez" on the way out.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:05, archived)
# safest hands
in soccer...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:08, archived)
# i think...
you mean football


Which is kinda ironic.
(g-rex, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 19:06, archived)
# I did one today but someone b3tan me to it :D
so I never posted it

cheating fat handed french cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:35, archived)

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