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# Is it SuperHappyMegaFuntiem?


Are we still calling it that? I remember when SuperHappyMegaFuntiem was still The Gayshift.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:28, archived)
# *seazures*
NNNNNNNNN

woo
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:30, archived)
# *rectal diazepams*
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:31, archived)
# I don't recall the "mega" being included in that
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Perhaps
It was before your time? Or possibly I've gone senile.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:33, archived)
# I can assure you that your history lesson is incorrect.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:39, archived)
# In which case, I am senile.
Now spoonfeed me mashed swedes!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:42, archived)
# G'day Gronk. How's the sunshine?
(He asks from the rear of a dark theatre waiting for six hundred kids to wobble about to the CDs I'm playing).
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 2:48, archived)
# I have all the windows shut and the curtains down
and a tiny portable air conditioner struggling to help
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 3:19, archived)
# Drink more beer!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 3:25, archived)
# i have a cold beer and a pissy little fan
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 3:34, archived)
# That's not such a bad idea
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 3:37, archived)
# I have the Theatre Royal
and its fuck off great aircon.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 6:30, archived)
#
o
 )
o
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Some still do. Most say GayShift now, and we added the Private Pants Party label for some of it awhile ago.
and we added the Private Pants Party label for some of it awhile ago.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Private pants party, you say?
That's a concept I can get behind!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:35, archived)
# party party party in your bikini mankini!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:37, archived)
# D:
I changed my mind. Everyone needs to get dressed again, please. D:
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:38, archived)
# From head to toe!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Everybody?
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Alright, you can stay.
Everyone else, dressed. Apart from PVC grandpa, who just needs to leave. D:
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Prefer him in something briefer perhaps?
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 2:20, archived)
# A friend has just asked me what this is from.
For a project, or something.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 2:34, archived)
# hahafuck
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:40, archived)
# Gah!
That's terrifying!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:43, archived)
# More bigger!
More higher resolution! More edited!


cfb
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 2:13, archived)
# I'm unable to tear my eyes away
from the crotch-rot which seems to have spread to his waist. If he actually HAS a waist.... the mankini is much nicer to look at
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Light up the HAPPY !
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Woo!
*spackspackspack*
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:36, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:38, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:44, archived)
# I call it 'That time of the day when b3ta is actually a decent site to go on'.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:44, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 2:01, archived)
# YEs
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:52, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Bob like a buoy...
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 6:45, archived)
# its all about
the legs! hahahahahaa gold
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)
# my hamster
hes plotting a breakout im sure
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Hehehehehe. Hehe.
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:22, archived)
# hahaha
HAHA HAHahah ah haHa haHAHAha ha ha hAh AH AHA Ha hA HaHAHAHAHAhahahah
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:22, archived)
# DISCOMEATS IS BROKEN.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:26, archived)
# I fart basalt and rivets
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:27, archived)
# I just saw Law Abiding Citizen,
rather good; 7.2/10
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Perhaps it thinks that you are on the inside . . .
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:25, archived)
# he is not an "it"
he is lucas Maximus, King of all that is Fluffy
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Now I know his majesty's name . . . he does rule !
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Awww!
If all prisoners were this adorable, I'd completely understand why those mentalist ladies write to them all the time, and marry them.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:37, archived)
# if you don't have a dream, you've got to have a dream, how you going to make a dream come true?
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Hello, Carbon Fibre Space Trumpet, how are you?
ALSO I LIKE THE THING IN YOUR PICTURE. LAUGHS.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Numai has O-type blood
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:07, archived)
# The warlord of the woods speaks only in mumbled whispers.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Ah, but KYKS (branded as KICKS 105) is a radio station serving the Lufkin/Nacogdoches area with a country music format. It broadcasts on FM frequency 105.1 MHz and is under ownership of GAP Broadcasting.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:12, archived)
# 14 cheekys imps cannot run a furlong.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:14, archived)
# And your proof of this?
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Magic 8-Ball told me.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Hah!
You take his word for this.... you fool.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Play Somthin Country
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:22, archived)
# that's because his mouth is full of leaves
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Lime leaves and some coriander, yes
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:16, archived)
# kinky!
and now to bed.
g'night!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Night, lovely!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:22, archived)
# BUKAK... wait
that is rather pleasant.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Yes, Simon Fraser, 16th Lord Lovat and 5th Baron Lovat (born 13 February 1977) has been the chief of Clan Fraser since the death of his grandfather in 1995.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:08, archived)
# maybe they don't show up on infrared at all
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Oooops...
Yes indeed.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Anything that emits fried chicken legs is AWESOME
*click*
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Where can I order one?
*wants*
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Killer space knobs!
Woo.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:11, archived)
# chicken legs!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Killer Space Knobs...
I feel a screenplay coming on.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:13, archived)
# My dream is that one day this will be the only use for telephone cables.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:12, archived)
# If only as an alternative to Virgin Broadband.
Anything must be better than that.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Pulling through an astral realm . . . squeezing out the other side over and over again . . .
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:13, archived)
# *stands back and admires*
As ever, sir....
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:15, archived)
# oh god no, not an invasion of those buggers again!
:D
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Oh no.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:18, archived)
# shit my keyboard is possessed
it keeps giving it--------------------- when it feels like it

make it stop ttstststarttrr make it stop man! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:19, archived)
# he's not a man....
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:20, archived)
# he is a killer cyborg from the future?
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Pffft!
He wishes....
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:26, archived)
# There's a virus in it. Reboot your modulator file and alert your local authorities to the potential keyboard hazard.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:26, archived)
# but if I do that the hujima will nub the doins!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:26, archived)
# ABORT. AborNNNNNNNNNNNt.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:28, archived)
# it's too late, I'm pressing buttons on the organ
oh yeah!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:32, archived)
# We didn't take adequate precautions.
Inevitable, frankly.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:19, archived)
# maybe we can sate their desire for armageddon by offering them museli and some light literature?
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:23, archived)
# I suggest Moules Marinieres and some frites
with a few bottles of beer thrown in for good measure. Usually works.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:24, archived)
# YOU HAVE DISCOVERED HOW THEY MAKE THE MILKY WAY
Woo!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:20, archived)
# With it's lovely fluffy centre
that won't spoil your appetite between meals!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:20, archived)
# this is the only way to make her look good
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:57, archived)
# BUKAKKE!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:00, archived)
# she's used to it
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:00, archived)
# good, good
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Who?
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:01, archived)
# cuntie price
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Creampie Galore !
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:05, archived)
# you have now ruined cream pies for me
i hope you're happy.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Tickled pink !
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Speaking of faces on faces . . .
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Aaaugh
I don't know which is worse!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)
# At least you have something to pick and choose from . . .
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Yeah.
Some choice! ;)
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Flip a toothpick . . .
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Flippin' toothpick.
Won't fall on either end.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Good thing that you made your choice !
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Yes. Yes it is.
I choose......

beddybies!

Night night b3ta night night.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Nighties zzzzzZZZzzzzzzzz
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)
# g'night!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Nighty night and nice speepytimes!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)
# this is wrong on at least 2 levels
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Aaaah yes . . . let me count the ways . . .
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)
# *counts*
one two one two one two one two one two one two one two one two
Yup two levels.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)
# hahaha!
why is your knee hurty? my knee is hurty too :(
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Poor Smash :(
I badly sprained some ligaments (the crossed ones behind the knee) two months ago and it's now at the stage where I can walk on it but it's hurty. How did you do your hurty? :(
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)
# arthritis
it's hereditary, but i made it much worse about 5 years ago when i fell over in watford gap services and landed right on my knee!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Ewwwww.
Painful stuff. The wet weather won't help that either I bet :(
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)
# not at all
but riding my bike is loosening it up a bit
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)
# I have been using the spin bike down the gym as therapy for mine. It really does work, that pedalling!
that pedalling!I gots to go beddibies now and take my brufen. At least I don't have trouble sleeping after I take them.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)
# heheh
i'm the same when i've had my tramadol!
have good sleeps!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)
# you fell over in the watford gap?
my god, to fall into the gap betwixt north and south
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)
# i know, it was freaky!
i couldn't lift my leg at all, i was walking backwards and dragging it. after laughing, my mates took me to the hospital and i was on crutches for a week.
i fell asleep in a wheelchair in the a&e, like an old person
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)
# eep
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:20, archived)
# it wasn't bad really
no housework for a week! :)
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)
# At least you're on the level !
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)
# awesome
woo, i say

(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:48, archived)
# The visage is happening !
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)
# as long as that visage is being splattered across the nearest wall
i really don't mind
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Would
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Would two . . . or . . . would too ?
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Yes
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Excellent definitive answer !
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Pouting on the style
...what all the young kids are doing all the while:)
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:56, archived)
# What were once hobbies . . . are now things to do . . .
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:00, archived)
# how queer
also, "DEAR COMPUTER, I CANNOT BE ARSED TO TAKE YOU APART EVERY FIVE MINUTES FOR WHEN THINGS STOP WORKING DUE TO AMNESIA AND THEN I PUT THEM IN AGAIN AND IT'S oh look there's a thing PLEASE STOP MAKING ME SAD, kthnx BAI"

:(
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)
# your computer has electro gonorrhoea, the noisy killer
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)
# I'd better stick it in a bucket of ointment
the computer too
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)
# ointment heals the things time can't
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:23, archived)
# aside from ointment burns
:D
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Give it a 100256897451025478154 hour rewind . . . then plug it !
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)
# I await delivery coal from Irkutsk
delivery very slow, winter now, die of cold soon problem solved
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Stick two rubs together . . . light a spark \/*
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)
# -------------------- I can't this keyboard keeps going ------------------------------------- all by itself!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Tune it to C . . . and then play it wordbacks . . .
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 1:05, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:23, archived)
# That . . . really does the trick . . . A MAZE ZING !
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Q&D THX
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Seeing as I'm sticking faces on faces tonight...
You might as well have this...
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Oh hi Ninj :)
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)
# ?
Bindun?
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Nope
Just an observation in similarity of style :)
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)
# I'll take that as a compliment!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)
# no, no, you keep her
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)
# history would have so different
good 'shoppin'
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)
# That face is stuck on there alright !
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Oh thanks.
Just before bedtime. You want to give me nightmares?!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Welcome to my brain
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Noooooes!
*tries to escape*
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)
# High Rider
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)
# isn't he supposed to wait
till he's finished shagging the ostrich before he lights a fag?
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)
# hahaha...................etiquette is different with ostriches
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Evidently.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)
# damn feathery harlots!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)
# They love to run around neck-id
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:26, archived)
# so do i
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Don't believe you
We require adequate documentation of a graphic nature.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Proof that there is more than one way to mount a big bird !
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)
# us big birds are very versatile
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)
# is that legal ?
oh he's riding it, not "riding" it
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)
# :DDD
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Squirrel Rider
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:28, archived)
# nice
best here
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:35, archived)
# it am RPS kittens photos tiem

cfb

real retinal reflections from 2 of the kittins, begging the
question: who else's cats have blue eyes ?
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)
# those are some freaky cats
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)
# :)
they are sisters, feral adoptees.
their brother was born with a missing leg

KITTINS EVERYWHERE
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:18, archived)
# cats are scary and freaky
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)
# how?
he couldn't be born with a missing leg, otherwise it wouldn't be missing.
fuck, I've confused meself again
edtit: woo to the pic and pussies though
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)
# nice:)

(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)
# this is lully
the black faced kittin approves
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)
# *watership down flashbacks*
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Two of my kitties are black.
Therefore I approve muchly of this fine artwork.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)
# :DD
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Pretty kitties!
None of my kitties have blue eyes :(
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:18, archived)
# I want a kittin with heterochromia
But not the common hearing problem, thanks.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)
# must google
/ignunt blog
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)
# you mean you want a kitten
that can only see straight people in black and white?
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Yes.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Bright kittens are glaring at me . . . prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect !
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)
# thats a fitting quote behind our overlords
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)
# WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
This is all kinds of great!

woooooossssshhhhhhhhhh.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)
# but
are the batteries included?
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Hahaha! Yay! Marvelous!
Well done there, lovely stuff! :D
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)
# HELL YES
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Home invasion . . . at least the air will be clean !
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)
# up the stairs down the stairs
up the stairs down the stairs up the stairs down the stairs up the stairs down the stairs wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Is that a dinysaurusses I see inside that up the stairs down the stairs machine?
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)
# sort of boggly eyed lizard monster
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:18, archived)
#
:DD
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Your stuff is simply superb
but some of your carpet disturbs me
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)
# tiles
minton tile hallway
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)
# I'm well impressed
Many of those original encaustic tiled hallways got torn up in the 1960s/70s. Yours looks in excellent condition sirrah!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)
# you can still get the tiles
they are horrificly expensive thogh.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)
# I know :(
Ours were ripped up and I wanted to replace them. 0_0
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)
# minton?
look after those tiles!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Hold on tiiiiiight
Woo!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)
# this is like my first car
only better
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)
# This is a thing of wonderfulness
and other cool stuff. More please.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Sooperdooper.
Thanks amoebaboy.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)
# excellent!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)
# youi
are more awesome than you know
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 3:15, archived)
# "hurry up,it's heavy"

(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)
# How delightful
Woo
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:59, archived)
# ^_^
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)
# this is the problem with playing wii fit with your mates
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Oh that's lovely.
I hope he beats the world record.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Clever dancing Fluffeh!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:01, archived)
# fantastic.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Hoop la la . . . la la la la . . . the stars are shining bright !
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:02, archived)
# On the tv program I was watching,
They had some bagpipes on, it goes suprisingly well with this!

It also gets a Woo from me!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:04, archived)
# gay :D
hahahaha
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Really like your stuff, elvisweathercock.
Always so seamless. Top stuff my friend.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)
# cheers:)
*appreciates*
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Hehe
Cute and talented, and the mice are pretty clever too. Hohoho

(great work btw)
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)
# _\o/_
   \o_0_o/
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Oi! Close that bloomin' door!

Source
First draft - but toilets have more comic value
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:27, archived)
# hahaha >.<
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Oh I say
wonderful
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:28, archived)
# what has a hazelnut in every bite?
SQUIRREL SHIT!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)
# haha
yay
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:30, archived)
# I know that rodent
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:30, archived)
# :DD
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:44, archived)
# the whole roll got used
that's my kids in there
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Sush it is trying to read the head tag line !
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Haha
but I'm thinking wiping may be a problem.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:32, archived)
# haha:D
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:36, archived)
# animals doing people things!
hoorah!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Aww lookit the
intelligent housetrained squirrel. Is that the sports or business pages he's reading?
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)
# he probably has nuts magazine hiding behind it
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)
# *groan*


(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Are dinosaurs still alive?
Definitely YES! No photoshop here, I swear

(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)
# It's an albino.
They probably won't survive
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)
# haha!! :)
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)
# ALBINOSAURUS IS DOOMED
all albinos are sterile :(
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)
# My spunk is albino.
It's the pink eyes that are worrying.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:29, archived)
# that would worry me, too
still, at least they can find their way in the dark
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:30, archived)
# I feed them carrots
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:32, archived)
# if you feed them too many carrots
they'll turn yellow
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:33, archived)
# So that's what Chris Martin
was banging on about? It all becomes clear now.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:35, archived)
# indeed
carrots are dangerous in the wrong hands
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:37, archived)
# no they're not, actually
i think we should get albino animals of all species and lock them away on a remote island and breed superraces of albinos.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:43, archived)
# it should be an island where there is no sun
otherwise they will explode
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Good point
Or an island full of trees. The initiation into adulthood will be surviving ten minutes out on the beach.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:47, archived)
# i see many teenage deaths occurring
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Weeds out the inadequate
(And probably ensures the evolution of non-albinoism within ten generations. Everyone's a winner! Except us, with our hopes of breeding albino superspecieses.)
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:53, archived)
# solution
tons of sun cream
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)
# damn those genetically weak albinosauruses!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)
# albinosuperhybrid island
great idea!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:48, archived)
# superalbinosuperhybrid superisland
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:52, archived)
# ^ this
is better, i admite
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)
# lies
those trees are fake
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Foot prints are proof !
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:33, archived)
# well said
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Send it to the CFZ!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Yay! Dinisauruss!
*clicky*
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:42, archived)
#
thank you!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)
# No problem!
I likes dinysaurusses
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Jurassic Park 8: Fuck It, We're Out of Money
great expression :D
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I drew this for Stephen Fry.
Which he said was 'amazing' but I suspect he was humouring me. However he did tweet about it which got me a shit ton of commission requests.



Click for bigger (151 kb)


That's all.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:15, archived)
# it is very good
he must have been pleased, he looks much younger here!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:16, archived)
# i think it makes him look a bit gay.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:21, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:23, archived)
# i think it's his habit of fancying men that does that
fuck, i must be gay, too!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)
# yeah, i've seen the way you flash your boobies at all the boys
totally gay.

:D
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)
# and exactly where the fuck have you been?
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Drawing Stephen Fry (very well)
apparently
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:21, archived)
# lots of different places.
but mainly dealing with a marriage break-up out of the glaring and hate-filled eyes of b3ta.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:21, archived)
# oh noes
is the boy alright?
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:22, archived)
# It's all good.
His parents are being, in the main, quiet and adult about things. (although I should be in New York now lunching with ladies and my fucking wife put the mockers on THAT )
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:24, archived)
# do you need an avenging angel
to dish out female vengeance?
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)
# The idea, whilst tempting
and appreciated, would be best put to bed.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:28, archived)
# true
rise above, dear boy, rise above.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:32, archived)
# fuck
well, hope your okay
if you need anything, don't be afraid of the GAZ

edit: oh, i thought you meant you
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Cheers fella.
I'm all good now. You can imagine that the last thing I needed was a hatful of b3ta cunts delighting in my misery. So I took a break. ( I've been tweeting though )
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)
# well, you have always courted controversy on here
but there are those of us who'd have been nice
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I did mean me.
I thought Thor was asking if my boy was alright (with him being a nipper and all )
But yes, I mean me and I'm near my second divorce ( oddly with the same woman )
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)
# well done to her
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:24, archived)
# oh a marriage break up
I have one of those, and a redundancy


God/Richard Dawkins must hate me I suspect
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)
# christ
let's make a profile badge
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Current score here:
1 marriage, 3 rendundancies. Nice to have Pasanonic back though.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Isnt life great and all disney eh
ashley, I have 3 redundancies in 4 years. Thinking of changing my deodrant.

still my doggies love me

(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:44, archived)
# no wonder he liked it
you've ironed out all his wrinkles.

charge loads for the commisions as you are a celebrity artist now.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:19, archived)
# DAY!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:20, archived)
# I don't do warts and wrinkles.
I think it makes people happier to part with cash ;)

joyous celebration of the day you were wise enough to join a website forum.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:22, archived)
# many thank yoos

what if you did a portrait of oliver cromwell, would you do it warts 'n all?
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:25, archived)
# I'd be unable to draw anything else.
it would be LOOKING AT ME!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)
# happy b3taday/night :)
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)
# happy candle day
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Christ, eight years
Well happy Ragnarok to you mate :)
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)
# eight years! ! !HOLY MOSES!
you are indeed the son of god:D
(, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)
# so if we say its good are we humouring you too?
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:22, archived)
# yes
you've got the idea.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)
# bugger
how do i unclick
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:28, archived)
# You should probably update your website then.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:34, archived)
# iasos looks like charlie manson
and lilie has got creepy teeth
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:39, archived)
# he probably just liked that you drew a bottom on it in the corner
;)
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:34, archived)
# top work
he looks very young
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Nice
and to see you back again
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Must've bindun...
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)
# i wish they had been
with a shitty claw hammer
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:54, archived)
# One swing oughta do it !
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:57, archived)
# oh, if only...
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Best make it two...
just to be sure...
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Is that Eohns?
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:57, archived)
# *where did I put my gun*
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:59, archived)
# MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mindbleach please
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Hope this makes amends...



(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:10, archived)
# no
they're still alive
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:13, archived)
# I won't be satisfied until the sod lays o'er 'em
(and I see unshopped autopsy pix)
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:14, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Nose spliffs FTW!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Cats me . . . if you can . . .
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:49, archived)
# boxcat ON ICE!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Ice is ok. Tennis courts are dangerous
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)
# : D
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:54, archived)
# you would
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:04, archived)
#
Would
Did
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:13, archived)
# pfff!
gaping pussy!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:55, archived)
# you would
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)
# of course!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:07, archived)
# oi!
you told me off for that the other night!

;)
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)
#
:DD
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:00, archived)
# you would
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Cool cat . . . can not be caught !
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:54, archived)
# wait till he spots that dog on a snowmobile
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:55, archived)
# I'm happy for this one-legged cat...
for he has found a solution:D
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:55, archived)
# When a cat's gotta get . . . a cat gets gettin' !
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:56, archived)
# You appear to have dislocated your pussy...
...or just double-jointed?
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Haaaahahaa . . . both . . . and that's a first first . . . YAY !
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)
# i know what cats like, i know what cats want
na na na na
na na na na
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)
# *obvious handicap joke*
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Obvious ?
I'm stumped.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:38, archived)
# oof!
lame!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)
# google 'golf handicap'
for definition
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Usenet
Long Jean Silver For the joke.

Edit: Wooyay for pic though ;)
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)
# yea, I couldn't stoop to say it ;p
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:39, archived)
# heheh
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Unexpected course !
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:41, archived)
# the physics has me baffled, but that's ok ;p
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Of course !
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Under the circumstances
they seem to have got a fair way.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:55, archived)
# That's rough !
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:58, archived)
# quadraplegics would be 'green' with envy
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:00, archived)
# real LOL
hysterical. woo !
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)
# ......anyone ever done a shark,a helicopter and a bridge?

(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:32, archived)
# is that shark eating a bedpan?
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)
# haha...they probably have been known to
...that's it's tongue(supposed to be):
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:39, archived)
# poor bruce!
nobody pisses on HIS tongue!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)
# This looks like a very dangerous situation . . .
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:38, archived)
# danglerous indeed
:)
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)
# lol Z
:DDDD
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:41, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Damn
I'm gonna have to do it
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)
# "display purposes only"

Guys it's not a picture of anything, or if it is then it's unintentional. I did make it in the shape of a rabbit originally but I preferred it just all jumbled up.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Alternatively, if each binary number is interpreted as some kind of tree certificate
Then multiple shapes could be drawn, in lines coloured by the maximum colour for the tree at that node.

Or something.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)
# THIS MEANS SOMETHING
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:42, archived)
# IT IS A TREASURE MAP!
IT WILL LEAD US TO FUN!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:45, archived)
# ...Or extreme dizziness
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)
# New Olympic Logo
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:45, archived)
# I got a little further
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:46, archived)
# oh look!
its a new olympics logo
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Hahahaha oh no
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)
# now i am afraid of trying this
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)
# thank god i dont have O.C.D.
*im off for some cans, i might try later nights all*
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:23, archived)
# that's brought my computing HND flooding back
*shudders*
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:24, archived)
# And on the next page...
Morse Code join-the-dots-and-dashes
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:25, archived)
# I got a reverse view of the universe . . .
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:35, archived)
# i hate you now
it's gibburish
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)
# oh its clearly not, looks i solved it

*goes back to finishing it anyway*
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:42, archived)
# this is full of lies
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Looks like i'm Hull bound for this...


Not meant to disrespect, just the first thing I that popped into my head when I heard it on the news. ;o(
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:15, archived)
# who's died?
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:18, archived)
# John Peel
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:30, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Ken Dodd's Dad's dog.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Sells sea shells by the sea shore?
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:32, archived)
# a whale that got lost in the Thames
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Elvis
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Probably hundreds of people
Old age, car accidents, smokers, drinkers, disease, war, etc.

Oh, celebrities? Who cares? :)
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Is this a Tiger Woods reference?
(he was in a car and is seriously injured AFAIK)
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:18, archived)
# the bbc say he hit a tree and fire hydrant as he reversed out of his house
how do you get in a critical condition from that?!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:22, archived)
# He chose the wrong driver
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:23, archived)
# :p
Beat me to it!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)
# ...straight
into a water hazard
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Blast!
:p
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)
# he went a fairway off his drive
I heard
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Oof,
that's rough
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)
# actually what happened was...
He was in his car driving along, and the Secretary of the PGA called, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And he swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.' And he swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're Head of the PGA' And he went into a tree.

And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And he said 'I careered off the road.'

(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Christ
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)
# maybe his car is made of magnesium?
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)
#
Francium FTW!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)
# remember that unsavoury looking bloke from east-17?
he managed to roll a car over himself, it bent his legs right up to his head hahahaha, HE WASN'T ON ANY DRUGS.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:28, archived)
# he was off his tits on baked potatoes
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:32, archived)
# maybe his son was driving..
and he finished over pa....
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:53, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:02, archived)
# just a matter of time...
before we get "Driver" jokes...
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:23, archived)
# The first ones probably appeared 1 second after the first news report
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Handicap?
There must be a handicap joke soon...
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Not yet...
Depends on how serious the injuries are...
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Just heard that he's only got minor injuries and wasn't going very fast
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)
# By the end of the day
it'll be "Tiger Woods slightly dents his bumper, nobody hurt".
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:32, archived)
# "Cuts to his face" apparently
I blame Elin's sex games, the dirty little minx
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:33, archived)
# That's nothing...
Who, these days, has not tried the old "reversing into a fire hydrant / tree with a cut face" sex game?

Not kinky enough to be news-worthy!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:36, archived)
# He really needs to work on that slice
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)
# So who's died?
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:27, archived)
# God
And you killed Him. You bastard.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:30, archived)
# :o
Diana!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Good question.
And furthermore, who's died leaving an ownerless motorbike?
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:31, archived)
# NEWS: "ok, never mind the climategate, tiger woods has been in a car accident."
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Is this about Tiger Woods? But he's not dead. And where does the motorcycle come into things?
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)
# yes, the bike is a puzzle to me too, and the funeral.....
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Oh, that makes sense.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)
# I wondered why the bike shadow was so well shopped....
It wasn't....

Finding it hard to laugh at.... man was a hero
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)
# so was christopher reeve and he gets a hard time here
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Belly Laugh!
Ha ha ha ha ha
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)
# I agree...
a terrible way to go. I wish his family and everyone else involved with the events in Cumbria my best (just my sick sense of humour working overtime as usual, sorry!).
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:03, archived)
# He died saving lives
Is there a better way to go than that?
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)
# hahahaha, damn that tiger woods, making the thread all about himself, tsk tsk
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)
# bah-boink, hhmmmmppffff
hhmmmmppffff
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:02, archived)
# pff!
awesome

nearly spat my tea on the keyboard
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:03, archived)
# cheers :)
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Colonel Pompadour?
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Recruitment is up !
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:36, archived)
# yes! :)
luvit
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)

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