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[challenge entry] Just one of many
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:21, archived)
# He's got a good view there!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:21, archived)
# May I be (among) the first to say...
O HAI POPULAR JEBUS!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:22, archived)
# That pic was taken just along from where they filmed this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsHKoJM8uv8
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:23, archived)
# happy candeles proff
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Happy cakeday!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:37, archived)
# haha
this may already have happened
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(herman:D, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:11, archived)
# There is no way THAT is in the UK!
It got finished on time and to budget
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:51, archived)
# He could go work at Jewsons
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Hohoho
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Nah mate - that's be Santa you're thinking of
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Or Green Giant.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Or Dr Who
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Or Barry George.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:01, archived)
# or Terence Trent Darby
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Or Janine Tappleflaff, the second woman to invent the cement mixer.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:17, archived)
# That's the one!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Fiona Bruce
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:02, archived)
# O_O
back in 5 minutes

she would so get it, as would Debra Stephenson who does the impressions of her with Jon Culshaw
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:03, archived)
# oi!
get out!


find yer own cubicle!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:04, archived)
# I HAVEN'T GOT TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:06, archived)
# O_O

www.b3ta.com/board/9820487

vindicated...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:03, archived)
# yes
as would Ronni Ancona

cor *imagines Debra Stephenson and Ronni Ancona both doing FB impressions together in sexy undies and getting all lezzy and then the real Fiona Bruce walking in and dropping her raincoat*

back in 10 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Your sacks must be as dry as the Serengeti by now, shirley!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I keep scrolling back up
and they keep filling back up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:08, archived)
# stoppit!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:07, archived)
# tissue?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:09, archived)
# I need a gag to stop laughing
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I see you brought one.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:07, archived)
# *waves hand in front of those eyes*
Barry....

Barry..........

Nope - he's gone very far away this time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:08, archived)
# WOOF!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# It just wouldn't have been the same with Jo Brand
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:06, archived)
# NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:09, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Hi!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:05, archived)
# HI!
been having a fun afternoon?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Given his source material over the last couple of hours I would say yes.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Somebody posted a link to
this and I haven't looked back since!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:09, archived)
# phwoaaaaaaaaaar
I'm with Griffy!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:10, archived)
# yeh
about that - keep it pointing the other way will you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:11, archived)
# I was in M&S at the weekend while Mrs S went for a fitting
it was hard work hanging around in that department with the 15 foot posters of Noemi Lenoir
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:12, archived)
# i had a similar problem with this
www.pandoraschoice.com/index.asp

much harder to download though
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:12, archived)
# bollox
Access Denied
You have attempted to access the following web page:

www.pandoraschoice.com/index.asp
Access has been blocked because:

Prohibited by URL database (Pornography & Adult Material)

Management have deemed that access to this web page is inappropriate at this time. Please contact your supervisor if you feel that this is incorrect.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:13, archived)
# hahahaha!
it's a retro lady pants site, nothing too naughty at all.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:15, archived)
# bloomers?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)
# more or less
more less than more thankfully
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Hahahah denied!
Ask them how the hell you're supposed to buy any retro lingerie for Mrs S?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:15, archived)
# I had to get a site unblocked today just to look at CDs
I might be pushing it a bit with this!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)
# PHWOAR!
I'm with Griffy and Freebs!

Budge up, will you?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:14, archived)
# *sobs*
I'm missing out
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:15, archived)
# and I think Freebs really has popped off for a bit of 'me-time'
DIRTY FREEBS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:17, archived)
# oi!
I was erm...

formatting some css...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:21, archived)
# by smashing your cock against it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I'll miss Barry
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:26, archived)
# That pic is so much better with Fiona Bruce added
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:39, archived)
# *faints*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:07, archived)
# corrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(herman:D, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:11, archived)
# this mearly seals the deal
still would
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Sorry for the TJ
I had a new Tattoo done



I know this isn't flicker so I added Jebus, Please note jebus is not part of the tattoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Pfffft
At least it's not a self-fellating dragon
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Have you been drinking too much redbull?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I'm more a relentless person
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Before me, you rightly tremble.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Your trampstamp is too high up
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Don't be cruel
He might be a midget
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)
# I prefer to be called Vertically challenged
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:25, archived)
# hehehe!
mind if i slip you a portion
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:07, archived)
# But, but, but.
I can make the fish last a reeeeeeeaaaaaaaalllllllllllllyyyyyy long time before you have to get some more.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Hahaha
That'll help the depleted cod stocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:15, archived)
# I've had, once or twice, something that is 90% batter
with a tiny bit of fish about smaller than a fish finger inside.

There's a guy works down the chip shop, I swear he's Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Looks like you picked the wrong guy to crucify...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Stop spamming the board you twastard!
/obvious
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:42, archived)
# It's really rather a good pic though...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)
# ...although I'm not sure I see the British connection...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:44, archived)
# The background is Birmingham *

* may not actually be Birmingham
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Nah looks far too upmarket to be Birmingham.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:47, archived)
# There's a sale on
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:53, archived)
# It's MY board
You can't have it back!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Pthhhhhht :P
crucifixion - death - burial - reroute to alternative power supply - blast stone from cave mouth

There you are, someone good at animating. Some free inspiration.

EDIT cursed html mucking up my arrows.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I need your boots, your jacket and your cross.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:42, archived)
# If you take my boots and my jacket I'll be bloody livid!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:51, archived)
# He does look a bit cross!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Name someone else off the telly we all fancy
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Jo Brand
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:55, archived)
# lisa rodgers
oh god yes
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:57, archived)
# steady on there...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:58, archived)
# too late
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Thanks for your suggestions,
I've gone with Fiona Bruce.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Hahaha Ronni Ancona impressions ftw!
Good evening. I'm Fiona Bruce. I'm getting on a bit, but you still would, wouldn't you?

Classic.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:02, archived)
# haha
excellent shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Well that's my afternoon sorted...


EDIT: Does anyone mind awfully if I make a new thread? It's been half an hour, and I've got a new picture lined up... :(

EDIT2: Don't get excited though, it's not very good :¬/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:02, archived)
# well hello Kirsty
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Would
Without a doubt
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Blody Hell!!
Erection
Erection
Erection

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Japan going to the polls again?
/lacist off
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Haha same thing different style:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Misquoted Alice Cooper lyrics #54
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:27, archived)
# by pure coincidence, I just got emailed this:
"My request: I’m producing a Radio 1 documentary entitled ‘Talk to the
hand: Masturbation Nation’ for the Sunday Surgery slot. The feature’s
looking at masturbation, and will be uncovering the myths and
realities surrounding one of the few remaining taboo subjects."
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Why did they choose you, one wonders... :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:06, archived)
# It's a generic service we're signed into.
your honour...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:08, archived)
# They've probably seen the pics from the last bash...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Did you follow me home or something?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:17, archived)
# oh my!
*monacles*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I'm seeing a woman who looks like Kirsty Allsop
As relationship lookalikes go it's not a bad one I think... sure beats that Vicky Pollard lookalike I was dating!
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Ain't women brilliant?!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Not quite the same appeal...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:11, archived)
# *adblocks twice*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:13, archived)
# In all that's sacred - kill it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Hahahaha fucck!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:15, archived)
# ....
Well that's cured me of any "needs" inspired by the first pic.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Sorry mate. Things have been stupidly hectic.
I haven't got to send you your chutney fund and other goodies. As soon as Iget a chance
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:13, archived)
# why? WHY?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:23, archived)
# still would
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:34, archived)
# *whimpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:51, archived)
# ...aaand you've ruined it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Phoooaaarr!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:23, archived)
# OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:27, archived)
# lovely....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:31, archived)
# WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:32, archived)
# my work is done.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Oh shuddup
One paper bag and you'd be rutting like a monkey!

or is plastic bag more your thing?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Whatever sort of bag, it won't stop her singing
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Oh my lordy!!!!!
I'll see you lot later
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Fire away Barbie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I used to drive all night to see my kids without any sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Well it's His fault for making night in the first place then!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:51, archived)
# DNA TEST!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:54, archived)
# D = DIVINE!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:54, archived)
# N = NAZARETH
(likeajackhammer, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# A = Azriel ?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# yours was better
(likeajackhammer, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:56, archived)
# you in for it now for deleting something
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] hehe
very roasty this compo

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] What he said...
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:18, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:18, archived)
# cheating bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Hahaha

SHA'MON!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# It's Cherie Blair!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Thats one loooooooooong neck
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Breasts???
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] because i found this on fukung...
...poor introduction for a poor repost.

(dysny don't be a player 2 hater!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)
# lol
but "The Jesus" and "The Pleaser" look suspiciously the same
(I helped save b3ta! hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Gee up!

Edit: I know the horse doesn't move, I couldn't be arsed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Hahaha needs more spongy Jeremy eyes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)
# It would be like some deep political metaphor
Brown riding a deeply unpopular set of policies and refuses to budge, kicking up a lot of dirt etc. etc.
*hires Ninj as political cartoonist*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Maybe the horse used to be Blair.
Go on without me.
Run! Run like the wind!
:p

[insert deserved woo here]
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:54, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I know what I'd do if I was jesus
Win me the World Series of Poker in Vegas BABY!!



Click for bigger (77 kb)
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:37, archived)
# *psst*
British tour:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:43, archived)
# WHAT?

Vegas isn't in Britain?

I want my money back
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:46, archived)
# I blame the lack of decent source images
... And lack of decent ideas in my brain :(
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:50, archived)
# It is. Its spelt blackpool:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:52, archived)
# I want someone to make Fear and Loathing in Blackpool now

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:58, archived)
# So far someone has only made a babby b3tard there to my knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I had that kind of experience in Blackpool once.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:02, archived)
# You went to one of the bashes too huh?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Damn
Make it London then! other people broke the rules!

P.S How're the Blackadders doing? Been a while since I logged in.
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Haha oh it's you innit:P
Really good atm.

Should pop on.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:53, archived)
# At least he's on tour somewhere
We're already at the "Photoshop Jesus" stage of compo evolution...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Potentically nice compo though
Cheersy Mr. teh TGA.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:56, archived)
# If he wants an initial stake
Just nip over the pond and get a million dollar cheque from James Randi.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Suffer the small holders to come unto me
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
FP this now!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:40, archived)
# *wheels it out*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:41, archived)
# that lambs in trouble..
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:41, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] He's been to M&S for lacey knickers and a Playtex bra.
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Yikes!
That's a grizzly fellow with a taste in fine fabric
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Not sure about the sandals though
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I knew there was a reason why Sir Stephen of Fry did the ads.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Ah... that's my afternoon sorted.
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I'm hoplding out for the source pic.
*coughs* source pic linky please.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Mais oui.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-488114/Holy-smoke-Its-Marks--Spencers-sexiest-lingerie-range.html
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:47, archived)
# right
She'd get it in this order:

mouth
fanny
arse
fanny
arse
mouth

finish on face

cheers


(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Ready for the Second Coming?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:43, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!!!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I done gone made an old-skool stop motion fer y'all


*Geek Info* Nikon D70, Interfit EX150 lighting (Softbox and White Umbrella) and Digital Photography Table
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# oooooh
very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)
# gaaaah I REALLY don't like those things
I think it's the blank face....I just imagine that head turning round to look at me, and then jerkily twitching into life every time I have my back turned *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:18, archived)
# He's racing over to where you live right now to do a Ceiling Cat on you :D
But if you don't like the blank face stick a Jesus head on it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:03, archived)
# bloody hellfire
You evil sod ;D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:09, archived)
# brilliant
well done!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Nice.
Geek request - looking to invest in a digital SLR thinly disguised as a christmas pressie for Mrs. H. Want kind of top end of entry-level stuff and am torn between Pentax K-X and Canon 500D. Any thoughts?

EDIT - Thank you all. I'm not sure it's clarified my decision much but some fruitful lines of enquiry opened up. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:24, archived)
# I'd say go with the Canon it's a better camera by far
plus the range of lenses for the Canon is way way bigger. Pentax has some problems although they might have ironed them out, but the two brands you will find are the best investment are Canon and Nikon.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Ooo controversial...
I was leaning towards the Pentax...

From what I gather, Pentax/Nikon/Canon are the three makes to look at - anyone else is a johnny-come-lately to the proper photography game. Beyond that there is a lot of brand loyalty involved. I had heard that some of the early Pentax DSLRs were a bit ropey but thaT THEY'D LARGELY WORKED THOSE SORTS OF THINGS OUT AAAARGH CAPS LOCK!

Also I think a few of my folks had old Pentax cameras and I might be able to swipe some lenses off them.

Dunno - going to go down to the camera shop tomorrow and have a play with a few. And then probably shaft the poor shopkeeper and buy it online...

Cheers for the advice.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I wouldn't bank on being able to use the old Pentax lenses
especially if they are designed for a film camera as a true Digital Lens has to be far more precise than the old film lenses and the focal point is far more critical on a digital lens. At best you will get a lens that you would have to use manually and even then you will get alsorts of image problems. Pentax is pretty much a johnny come lately but the brand loyalty is pretty much for a good reason. I own a Nikon and I love them but I would say Canon are as good if not better at some things that the Nikon isn't and vice versa.

I own a Canon HF100 HD-Camcorder and I love it. The two best of the best are Canon and Nikon by miles.

if the cost of Lenses are a problem use Sigma lenses they are excellent quality and a fraction of the price of a branded lens.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:42, archived)
# you can use the older pentax lenses and quite often get better results
than using cheap lenses on film cameras, When shooting on film you use the entire image circle and can have issues with definition and fringing in the corners, as you use crop sensors with the pentax kit it cuts out the corners and only uses the centre of the lens.

As far as I am aware there is no PK mount lens that cannot be used on the current crop of kit.

As always, with cameras this is always going to come down to personal choice. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Yes I have discovered an awesome amount of brand loyalty in this field!
My main advisor is a dyed in the wool Pentax man who has converted to digital relatively recently. My bro is a Canon fan.

It may yet come down to the fact that the Pentax is available with a white body which looks absolutely mint!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:52, archived)
# The white ones do look good but bear in mind the amount of lenses
That AREN'T available in white :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:40, archived)
# ^this
also, the image stabilisation features of newer lenses help a great deal when shooting freehand
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Actually the image stabilisation kit on the Pentax is meant to be the bees knees - that and the higher ISO range are 2 of the things that are drawing me to it...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I got my Dad a dSLR for his sixtieth...
... I think it was a canon, but can't remember. I'll gaz you the details and his feedback.

I got given a Pentax SLR for my 18th, and decided to upgrade to dSLR when it dies. And it turns out to be utterly indestructible: 15 years on, it's still going strong, with its 35mm film and its manual wind. So if the durability of that is anything to go by, the Pentax ought to be pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I think the Pentax has nice weather-proofing on it's DSLR bodies
My Nikon D70 is pretty dated now being only 6 megapixels but it's got great build quality.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I'd always go for the Canon
for futher reviews of cameras and lenses I recommend visiting www.dpreview.com
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Cheers
I have a lovely Canon compact, but can't seem to swing myself away from a long-held belief that Pentax are a bit of a benchmark for SLR quality.

In a Dannii/Kylie type scenario, I'd probably give the Canon a whirl, but I'd forever be thinking of the Pentax...

Also, the K-X isn't on that site...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Pentax made damn fine Film SLRs but so-so Digital ones
the bench-mark really are Canon and Nikon because they compete so hard against each other.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:46, archived)
# This site is also good (and great for photo galleries)
www.dcresource.com/reviews/cameraList.php
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Having worked with both companies I'd say both are as good as one another.
Even the cameras termed "entry level" these days are well in advance of kit I paid obscene amounts for juts two years ago.

Pentax has some amzing lenses and you will be able to use ANY Pk mount lens, meaning you can pick up some really good fast prime lenses for dirt cheap second hand, the prices of their current kit took a massive jump in recent times though so swings and roundabouts.

Canon kit is fine but I've always found it a bit overpriced when compared to other peoples kit.

just out of interest why have you not gone for the Olympus stuff? The 520 and 450 are some of the best "entry" cameras I've ever used, if you don;t need monster size image files then they will get stunning results.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:43, archived)
# tbh from my limited research to date, Olympus hasn't even been a blip on the radar.
I will have a look at those models forthwith.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I would, the guys down at Olympus have excellent customer service aswell.
Whereabouts are you based? The single best piece of advice I can give is to go to an INDIE shop (never touch Jessops) and have a chat with them in there.

Most cameras these days will give you excellent results for personal usage and its only when you start getting into using the kit for jobbing work that you need to specialise.

As a result, most of the decision comes down to which one feels right in the hands, If a camera doesn't feel right it becomes a chore to use and you will find yourself not using it as much, if it feels right then you will take it everywhere with you and end up on a very slippery slope which can lead to getting up far far too early on a Sunday to drive 100 miles to take photos of something bizzare!

Hope that helps!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:52, archived)
# I'm in Manchester, and there's the fantastic London Camera Exchange right in Piccadilly Gardens.
I must have walked past it every day for the best part of a decade without knowing it was there, but I got some pretty decent advice from the guy there - the Pentax wasn't actually in stock so he is going to call me when it's in and I'll go down and have a play with a bunch of stuff.

Whatever the outcome I really hope he can do me something competitive on price - I'd hate to have to screw him and buy it online - decent customer service is such a rare commodity these days.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Like you say there is a lot of brand loyalty
at the end of the day we are splitting hairs here - whichever you buy it will be fantastic. At first I thought Digital was a fad that could never beat film photography but I was proven wrong. Don't forget also to check out the latest Sony DSLRs price wise they are amazing value for money.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Exaclty this ^^^^^^
As i said somewhere else in this mess of relpies and me going on more than people probably asked for, even a basic camera these days will have higher spec than things we paid crazy money for even two years ago.


Also as much as I hate recomending Sony, the cameras aren't bad............
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Just be honest with them, we always helped people who were honest.
At the end of the day buying a camera is not like buying any other piece of electronics, You don;t just set it up and let it run, The knowledge you get from camera shop staff is often underated (again, avoid Jessops)

If someone bought from us we always helped them out afterwards, Aftercare is life to an indie shop and we sure as hell didnlt work there for the money (though the second hand kit was nice!) you sound like the kind of guy who would anyway but if the price difference is only 20 odd quid then buy from a store!!!!! We used to have people on college courses who came back to us and would spend half hour just asking how to do their current assingment without buying at the time, we were happy to do that as regulars are the lifeblood of photography and something that is somewhat lacking from a lot of shops today.

LCE are good lads overall and I would trust them.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Yeah if they can even come close I'd rather give the money to them.
I appreciate that they probably won't be able to compete on price against the camera itself (it's £50 cheaper on Pixmania!), but if they can do a deal with a carry bag and a memory card or something, maybe some cheap extended warranty, then I'd as soon deal with them. Customer service is so outmoded these days that I feel a duty to reward it where I find it.

And I was straight with him about the likelihood of going back and buying it online...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Pixmania is an import site IIRC, worth watching that.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Olympus use the 4/5th system
and they are far more costly to produce simply because they require far more precision in the lens elements than the other systems.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:51, archived)
# so is that why they are the some of the cheapest bodies on the market?
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:15, archived)
# As an owner of several Canon compacts, and three Canon DSLRs, I don't think I'm the one to answer this.
but I'd go for Canon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Paula Radcliffe has really let herself go.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:34, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Ewwwww...
So you've met the ex, then?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:15, archived)
# she's your ex too?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:20, archived)
# she's everybody's ex!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Oh well
At least it wasn't socks again like last year. woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:21, archived)
# At least it was safe socks!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Your insides are black, drbroon.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)
# that'll be all the cancer
or the ink.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:21, archived)
# How festive!
Have a *Click* for your hummus sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:19, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Merry syphilis
...and a happy gonorrhoea
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:29, archived)
# HAHAHA
*clicks like a loon*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
# H-I-V!
epic woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Seconded
I nearly sang H I V out loud in the office. SO not appropriate.
(Sahara Desert http://www.twitter.com/thesaharadesert for swears, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Ahahaha
Click
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:39, archived)
# This had me and Mrs Mole singing along....
Genius!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 8:55, archived)
[challenge entry] shall i, shan't i - ah fuck it...
(Knutsack, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Hahah
Oh lordy...

Excellent work, your anti-spang-hazmat suit must have been tested to its limits.

Spazmat? No... I'll go now.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] The marriage at Cana would have been a very different affair...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
#
*growing sense that this will drop off the board un-remarked upon*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:27, archived)
# *remarks*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:31, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Heheh!
I had a similar idea with White Lightning cider but I couldn't get it to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Damn! I knew I was missing an obvious one on the cider fron - plumped for Merrydown in the end.
This is one of these inexplicable posts where I am pretty happy with both the concept and execution, but for some reason has attracted virtually no comment, when some garbage I threw together in 5 minutes the other day got loads :o/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Ha! I find the same.
That Jesus/Dino pic I did a couple of years ago was just a quickie, and I very nearly didn't post it but it went mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:15, archived)
# HAMANAHAMANAHAMANA
FTW

*clicks*
(Sahara Desert http://www.twitter.com/thesaharadesert for swears, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh if only Diana were still alive


edit noticed spellin error :-(
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha house-price lols
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Thanks for noticing that little touch
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I can't remember the last time that I felt
"Belittled & abused"...sigh
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:02, archived)
# you're obviously not married
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:04, archived)
# *belittles and abuses, but in a nice fluffy way*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!


(I helped save b3ta! bigshape like a glove!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] previously...
(I helped save b3ta! bigshape like a glove!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] even previouslier...
(I helped save b3ta! bigshape like a glove!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:36, archived)
# The Holy Triathlonity
Is he made of chocolate?
mmmmmh whole milk easter jesus
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
crashes
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Hooray for hang-gliding Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Woo to handgliding Jeebus
Quick question... what's b3ta image board's view on Photoshop X-Rays?

NSFW?

I just made a rather good one of Rachel Riley from Countdown!
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Sounds hawt!
Just link it if necessary, or do a SFW version linked to the NSFW version...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:47, archived)
#
"I'm not sure if my picture is NSFW or not, how do I tell?

Just ask yourself, "Could this be mistaken for porn?" A suggestive picture of a lady in her underwear is probably NSFW even though there is no nudity, but a badly drawn picture of a spunking cock isn't NSFW (unless there is a fetish site for badly drawn, spunking cocks that nobody told us about)."
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:48, archived)
# oh. i thought that b3ta was
a fetish site for badly drawn, spunking cocks...
(I helped save b3ta! bigshape like a glove!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:50, archived)
# what's nsfw about an x-ray?
can you see inside her tits?
(I helped save b3ta! bigshape like a glove!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:51, archived)
# haha sorry it's the photoshop x-ray technique...
...not a real x-ray, that'd be a weird fetish eh?
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Every time I see a tight fitting top I wanna snap it and xray it!


(CFB) - Click for boobies!
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I say!
images.google.co.uk/images?q=x-ray+tits
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Monicle!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Push me
And then just touch me
Till I can get my satisfaction
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I. can't. get. no.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:20, archived)
# All that she wants
Is another baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:27, archived)
# say no mo
I'm on it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Jesus looks plastered
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:28, archived)
# and sweaty
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:29, archived)
# He's just (conti)board
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Quick and dirty and most likely been done many times:
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:17, archived)
# lolz
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! bigshape like a glove!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sure he'd fit right in
(nattydread, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry] At least he can walk on water
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Oooh!
So close, but bindun.

Nicely done though!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Has it? Bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Excellent shadowage!
That's the thing I usually forget
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:12, archived)
# I've never seen this before and it made me chuckle.
Clicked.
(Stoopid_Faaka, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Hahahaha bindun
But excellently done!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:34, archived)
# this
is a lot better than my effort :D

*click*
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Great minds and all that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:49, archived)
# it's funny
"Bring on the wall!" is in Dale Winton's voice in my head.
(mmmkay, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:02, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Haha
Love it

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(jibberish, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 1:10, archived)

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