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...and it's goodnight from him. Adios, muchachos, I must be on my way.

Large; In many ways.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)

Rubbery with a hint of spikes.

Colour works out nicely too. AAU

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)

Antipodean Astronomical Units?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:35, archived)

Ace As Usual

Antipodean Astronomical Units would likely be "beers".
Same as our Arctic Astronomical Units. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:38, archived)

hehehe... nice.

And Thank You!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)

Armenian Associative Umlats

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)

Lovely work right there.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:39, archived)

Ta!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)

Knightmare from Soul Calibur?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)

I'm sorry, I have no idea what that might mean...

Apologies.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:46, archived)

O M G!

Soulcalibur

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)

Ahh, I see...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)

more specifically:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nightmare_

Edit: Link fixed

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)

nightmare :)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nightmare_%28Soulcalibur%29

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Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)

Simply marvellous.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:46, archived)

Thank 'ee!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)

I really like some of these

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)

wicked

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)

We wish you a warmer xmas

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)

GOD DAMNIT!!!

I was gonna do that... :D

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)

:P you should work quicker

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)

Agreed...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:35, archived)

Nothing to do with the compo

but somebody posted about Reese's Pieces yesterday as I was going out.

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An Egg ,D, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)

With a spoon?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:26, archived)

Why not

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An Egg ,D, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)

Reese is a very charming lady.

I approve of your jigsaw.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:35, archived)

Thanks

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An Egg ,D, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)

He doesn't like you...

Quick,dirty,shit etc etc

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:21, archived)

hahaha

clunge eye

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)

I am now reminded

of Blue Harvest.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)

Robot Chicken : Far superior

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:25, archived)

So.. by doubling their audience there's now what...

20 people watching?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)

Haha

He doesn't like me.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:26, archived)

FUCKING STAR WARS!

LOL!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:28, archived)

Minor character, 2 minute scene

HUGE backstory.
www.starwars.com/databank/character/doctorevazan/index.html

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)

heh heh...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:17, archived)

Frrrrrppppp....Pardon me.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:21, archived)

As a lover of the "Deviel's vegetable" I like this, and also reckon it makes a good christmas card too. *clicked*

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:22, archived)

Sprouts are amazing, I feel like a freak sometimes because I love them so much.

Feel free to buy it from Here ;)

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)

I like sprouts too

Provided they're not overcooked. Lightly boiled will do for me.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)

Hows about lightly sauteéd with bacon and chestnuts?

*drools*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)

Not a freak, sprouts are code!

(I heard a young person say that)

PS. Are the Ts at Redbubble good quality? I've been badly stung at such sites in the past.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)

I got a T-shirt printed and it was good.

And also a few large prints as well that were pretty good quality.

/salesman pitch

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)

I've sold a handful via redbubble

and nobody's emailed me to complain or tracked me down with the intent of mischief or anything like that.
So I guess they're decent quality.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)

Cheers, y'both

Well worth a go then.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)

Of course,

if you want to see for yourself, you're welcome to buy one of mine :)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)

Haha

I like this :)

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in vino veritas, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:39, archived)

Ver' NIIIIICE

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)

UK'ers will have no idea why that is funny.

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU--

Glad I moved to Van and I don't have that problem anymore.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)

:O)

I am a victime of those stupid public city employes,
and also, they use our tax to send to us Christmas Cards

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:39, archived)

And a Merry One Of These to you all!

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:11, archived)

you're going to have to explain the Greek guy bit to me...

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:16, archived)

here you go...

www.stnicholascenter.org/Brix?pageID=38
and
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:19, archived)

St Nicholas

who was, famously, Turkish?

Fair enough.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:21, archived)

Was Greek at the time

...now part of modern Turkey

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)

I think they're pretty much interchangeable

ask anyone in Cyprus

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:27, archived)

I think I need a Venn diagram!

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:28, archived)

Ah.... I see now

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)

Annoyingly difficult to read

...just throw a CDC, Death Star and some form of STD reference and it'll be fine.

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:57, archived)

Click for bigger (114 kb)

(schrodingers cat now you see me, or not, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)

You know what?

this deserves a lot more attention than it has got.

I shall click this.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:28, archived)

Wonder what he'll get this year?

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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:57, archived)

AIDS

if we're lucky...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)

hehehe

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)

Something got me started

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:56, archived)

FUCK

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)

MMMMMM, TASTES JUST LIKE FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)

Crocodile Dundee in Dundee

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:13, archived)

I saw that one.

It's where he finds out that a brick to the
back of the head beats a knife of any size.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)

no mistletoe?

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:13, archived)

noe

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:16, archived)

JOHNNY LOVES MOUTHWASH

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)

I really don't usually like doing this

but I popped in here as the new compo was being announced, and rushed off quick to make an entry.

I do apologise.

EDIT: edited to actually be in the compo. Let's not talk about what an idiot I am, mmkay?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:43, archived)

Honesty is the best policy.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:44, archived)

do you mean the card

or my admission of the amount of time I spent lovingly crafting it?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)

The lovingly crafted card ;)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)

This isn't really worth its own thread

So I'll leave it here.

This is actually based on a real event. One year I spent Xmas alone and had a rather nice peanut butter sandwich for my Xmas lunch.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:57, archived)

my brother

who is far from dull, usually avoids xmas like the proverbial, and has a ritual Spanish omelette for his xmas dinner every year.

Actually, I think you can tell by his change of user name just how highly he rates the current season...

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)

Hahaha

and awwwww!

I had a lovely 12-hour shift at work last Xmas. Not this year, oh no, it's egg nog for breakfast this year!

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)

I have three words for you

Egg. Nog. Omlette...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)

Holy shit!

You, Sir, are a genius.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)

Genius, maybe

Brave enough to try it?

Erm... maybe?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)

Remember when I came to visit

and went to the b3ta Xmas bash?

Well, I was there picking up a girlfriend who had spent 4 months in London and she broke up with me in the hotel room that I had paid for...

That Christmas I spent alone. I don't even think I got out of bed. (2006)

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)

This year

I have offers to spend Christmas in:

a) Bognor Regis
b) Camberwell
c) Redditch

Maybe I'll just stay at home on my own.

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spesh., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)

I'd pick b)

Their carrots are quite renouned.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)

True.

But I'm not allowed such vegetables in case I get tested at work.

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spesh., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)

Dear Jamie "C**t" Oliver

I tried your serving suggestion illustrated above. Frankly I found the salad leaves tough and spikey. The cranberries were hard and bitter - perhaps they should have more sugar. As for serving eggs - don't you know they are dangerous?

Yours

Edwina Curry

(Biff..., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:48, archived)

You think thats bad eh?

I spent my 21st birthday in an army barracks.

God damn reserves.

Not to make it a competition of misery or anything...

(Komsomol, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)

Vouchers are a stupid present.

Here, have some money that you can only spend in certain places and in some cases now actually expires.

Unless of course you want to force a child to buy a book, then they're quite useful.

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zoldergoose, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)

the way I look at it

money shows absolutely no thought at all. "I couldn't decide what to get you, so here - buy your own present."

Vouchers, on the other hand, show you have a general idea in mind, but are leaving the final choice up to the recipient. "I want to buy you a CD, but I'm letting you choose which one."

Having said that, I try to put a lot of thought into all presents I give people, whether they be bought, made or whatever.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)

personally

i love my woolies vouchers and i'm going to use them right after xmas! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)

Pffft.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)

But they're the perfect get-out clause for hard to buy for people

I heartily condone gift vouchers.

The expiry bit is a total gip though.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:51, archived)

"make an entry"

EHEH HEH HEH HEH.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)

This is really good.

I like that font.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)

It's called 'Hurry up'

I can't remember where I got it.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:52, archived)

Cheers.

I'll take a looky.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:54, archived)

Woo b3th!

Now make a cock and balls with the carrot and two lumps of coal.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:52, archived)

what do you think this is, b3ta?

now sit down and eat your crayon

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:56, archived)

compo it!

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:52, archived)

done and done

See above for how we're not talking about my intellectual shortcomings.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:55, archived)

top stuff

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:56, archived)

praise indeed

; )

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)

That wormhole over Norway is a bit worrying...

(Faldor, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:31, archived)

For the record :

It wasn't me.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)

I was a bit disappointed to see the video and realise that that photo is time lapse, and not a snapshot.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:54, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)

This is science!

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)

we are the lemon?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:25, archived)

Yeah I sort of realised that after I posted but whatever I'll give him half of all the money I make from this.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)

A BIG DICK!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)

FAT FUCK!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)

fucking dick!

also this might be helpful:
images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/12831.jpg

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)

MINCE PIES IN JELLY

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Shada, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:32, archived)

I can only draw fat things because circles.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)

everythin' is made of circles

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Shada, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:39, archived)

MNNNNNNNNN

No carrot for him this year

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zoldergoose, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:33, archived)

Dick.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:34, archived)

I love this more then i love christmas

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NeeNoo, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)

Santa has always been a dick

he still hasn't brought me my Girls' World I asked for in 1981.

Cheap-ass, fraudulent bastard.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)

something about a threadrush

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:14, archived)

mictoboy's had h... oh

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:15, archived)

i'm a bit concerned that he's stolen christian slater's hair

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)

CHRIST IT'S IAN SLATER!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)

something about a phenomenon

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:15, archived)

do dooo bi doodoo

Sorry thought we were doing the Muppet's theme.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)

do doo do doo doo

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)

phenomenon!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)

do doo do doo

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:18, archived)

phenomenon

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)

do doo do doo doo do doo doo do doo doo do do doo do do doo doo doo doo doo

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)

Booby dooby dooby

doo doo doo doo doo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)

Sandra did it best...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=shRqw3ceEYE

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)

Don't even have to look

Muppet's Tonight. 1995, episode one. :D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:25, archived)

Ep 7 actually

Michelle Pfeiffer was the guest for ep 1.
And that season aired in 1996 :)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)

Oh well lose enough

I'm sure the whole thing was in the first episode as it was called the word that started the whole thin goff. Still not bad seeing I haven't seen it for 13 years!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:40, archived)

I saw the first ep last week

"Acquired" the lot recently.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)

That was an annoying film, right there.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)

phenomenon!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)

did you whiten his teeth

other than that is it shopped?

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boff FL OZ, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: CHRISTMAS CARDS OF TRUTH

Xmas is almost upon on once again, and it's time for b3ta's annual Christmas Card challenge. This year, we'd like you to design cards that tell the truth about Christmas and about the people you'll be sending them to.

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)

inb4 I AM ANGRY AT THIS.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)

I would like to add...

BAN THIS SICK FILTH!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)

This seems pretty okay actually.

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ClanSoul, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)

Santa made her preggers?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)

of course!

that's why so many of us USAians are so fat

edit: genetics

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:08, archived)

Well this one is obviously bulimic then:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)

Hello, Ian.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)

I don't understand :(

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)

Well what else is he going to do with the contents of his gigantic sack?

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Rico, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)

I was waiting for that

You're gag too:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:15, archived)

He is definitely gag

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)

I know!

He's massive! Could hardly fit it in my 4 year old mouth!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)

That's one hell of a punch bowl

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:08, archived)

I do have to commend the self-hair holding action though.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)

This face washer smells of shit.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)

pea from earlier

Happy no concept of what you're celebrating day

Also, here are last years free HappyToast Christmas Cards
for those who are interested/didn't get them last year

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)

I like this.

I also agree.

I also like this.
:)

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ClanSoul, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)

Needs more zombie fairy:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:15, archived)

disturbing

I love it.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)

Christmas is about celebrating Good Friday? :p

....smashing pic though.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)

You've never had a FAIL yet!

Excellent work. Have a big Xmax clicky. Sorry I didn't wrap it up.

(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:53, archived)

Thanks HT

And I may just print out one or two of those '08 cards for some special peeps! Cheers

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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 1:46, archived)

Still would.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:13, archived)

Might as well stick this into the compo

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)

hahaha

He's about to pull a cracker!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)

is there a massive anus inside?

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:41, archived)

should be good

but haven't we had this one before?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)

I think the clue is given in the 'b3ta's annual Christmas Card challenge' bit ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:25, archived)

doh!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:48, archived)

In which case have a roast

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boff FL OZ, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)

It's Jesus at the pool...

/tenuous pea

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Brims Spurts., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:00, archived)

Hahaha

Thats sodding ace!

*clicks like a loon*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:00, archived)

hahahaha

ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:04, archived)

Miracles always come back to bite you in the ass.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:05, archived)

Fabulous but still a pea.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:05, archived)

I wonder

if he let out a little wine.

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An Egg ,D, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:05, archived)

*visits future*

congrats on the FP :)

edit: oh it's a pea, and already been fp'd D:

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:06, archived)

that's a fucking awesome animation

pea or no.

three times double clieeks from meeee.

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arrangedletters, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)

Apparently because you're not new here rules don't apply to you but okay whatever.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)

That's fantasmic!!! :D

*click!*

Edit: And just in time! Phew!!!! ;)

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Rico, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:08, archived)

fucking ace :DD

(herman:D, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)

pew pew

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FIEND, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:28, archived)

So this one time I was shooting this guy but then oh no I ran out of bullets so I had to stop for a while.

Shoe gun. Shoots bullets.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:29, archived)

Almost gun definitely hammer.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:32, archived)

bayonetta is the pioneer of the shoegun

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:39, archived)

Small headed, hairy jerk.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:40, archived)

Leg arms?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:41, archived)

:D:D:D

*steals*

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FIEND, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)

no, no, no!

Its D:\ to access the D drive!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:45, archived)

STOP!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:03, archived)

THat's not Hammer

That's Hollywood from Manequin!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:06, archived)

My rhymes is like droppin' yo' head on cement.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:12, archived)

STOP:

Hammering is bad etiquette.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)

pew pew?

Laser revolver?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:33, archived)

TJ Lazer...?

Was that the name of that kid's programme that Murphy's nipper was watching during that flashback in robocop?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:36, archived)

Major Lazer is a kinda dubstep bloke

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:42, archived)

i thought he was techno?

Not heard him myself, but one of my mates is a techno nut, and ive heard him mentioned.

I likes me dubstep, and ive not heard anything by him

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:46, archived)

erm... it;s kinda dubsteppy(ish)

Don't really know how to describe, probs more dancey than dubstep, but a bit of dubstep there... erm...

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:50, archived)

probably dubtechno then!

Its one of those sub-genres that have popped up.

Some of it, like appleblim and headhunter are pretty good.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:54, archived)

Major Lazer = Diplo and a guy called David Taylor

(r_sole is...... Dwarf tossing champion of, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)

Girls can't make good gun noises

unless they are future stand up comics... so "Pew, Pew. Pew" was "Girl Version"

Then Star Wars came along with all those laser noises and changed the rules.

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tubaman, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)

modern warfare seems to be turning a new generation into gun nuts

Rainbow six vegas and metal gear solid turned me into a bit of a gun nut many years ago. Got me an airsoft SPAS12, MP5 and desert eagle and theyre lully. Not neccesarily for shooting things, but just for 'replica-ness'.
I really want a FAMAS and a P90, but seems like i cant now as some stoopid chav-proof UK law has deemed all airsoft guns to be sold in horrid neon colours :-(

They were selling them in childrens toyshops in japan and berlin when i went!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:35, archived)

hahaha

mini tackleberrys

edit: i have a friend obsessed with airsoft, he has like whole sas kits kneepads gasmask , airsoftshotgun, scary scarily realistic, and goes to some army training place to play it, its a whole village re-created , burn out cars etc, mentals

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FIEND, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:36, archived)

an intresting thought

(the tackleberry thing, not your mate in army clothes)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:36, archived)

haha

you bender

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FIEND, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:49, archived)

bite my sweaty flesh ass

*flame burrrps*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:54, archived)

I love reading the Infinity ward forums at people moaning

It's pretty funny how many people get pissed off with people being better than them

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:38, archived)

you fucker

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FIEND, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:39, archived)

I wasnt talking about you Gordon :P

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:41, archived)

YOU KILLED ME WITH AN OVERPOWERED GRENADE LAUNCHER
YOU KILLED ME WITH AN OVERPOWERED SHOTGUN
YOU KILLED ME WITH AN OVERPOWERED RIFLE
YOU KILLED ME WITH AN OVERPOWERED SLY GLANCE

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Shada, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:53, archived)

I still have my airsoft USP somewhere

I blame CounterStrike :D

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:51, archived)

Ah, Counter-Strike, a superior game! At least someone still enjoys it.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:57, archived)

All the people who used to play it grew up, got jobs and started playing cod4 though :(

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)

Goddamn I do not like CoD.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)

oooh oooh do a M4A1

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:37, archived)

bung bung!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:46, archived)

Barney McGrew,...

...Cuthbert, Dibble and that weird guy in the corner with a mad look in his eye, fingering the trigger on his 38 Magnum

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:51, archived)

Damn the atkins diet!

(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:21, archived)

this is deeply strange

and confusing

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FIEND, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:34, archived)

Can someone mock up some stuff...

...of QPR manager Jim Magilton nutting our player Akos Buzsaky????

Here's something to wet the appetite - THIS IS NOT MY WORK (as i am shit)

(indiana2006, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:11, archived)

Hello, it appears you're under the illusion that the internet is your bitch.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:13, archived)

it is

(indiana2006, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:13, archived)

Oh no! Now it seems you're choking on dicks.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)

how do i make what ive posted bigger..tis actually quite good

(indiana2006, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:15, archived)

<img src="http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/2665/56808431.jpg">

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:15, archived)

If it's not your work

you probably shouldn't post it, frowny face :(

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:16, archived)

Sadly, this is not a board for posting pictures you have not made yourself. Or requests.

Although, to be fair, both these things do occasionally happen. They're just not meant to happen.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)

I demanded a pixel stoat earlier and got one.

I don't see why he shouldn't get the same treatment.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)

True, but that is a pixel stoat situation.

This is neither pixelly nor stoaty.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:24, archived)

:)

Quickpost this respose to Myspace, Digg, Facebook, and others!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:13, archived)

what are these others of which you speak?

the first year my dad had the internet, he thought you could only go to sites if you knew their address - so for a year he only visited the three websites he knew about

until I told him how search engines work

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:20, archived)

Oh my GOD you're posting from three years in the past.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:13, archived)

I always think it's odd when people include their year of birth in their username

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:17, archived)

Groomer

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:17, archived)

puberty's a bitch

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:31, archived)

I remember when you were Griffin Saver 52

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:21, archived)

O_O_O_O

STALKER!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:31, archived)

that's half a tank track

____[__________]____
(o_0_O_O_O_O_0_o)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:38, archived)

needs more turret

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:45, archived)

  |  ____._
 _|/_______\=====
 \O-o-------O/
  \O_o_o_o_O/

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:54, archived)

\o/

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)

arf

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:32, archived)

ROFL

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FIEND, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:26, archived)

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:36, archived)

that could work

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:45, archived)

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