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# Weasel at her easel...
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Highly unfeasible.

(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Ha!
Nice tag, it's not weasily identifiable but it is stoatally different from everyone elses.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:48, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Huzzah for posh animals
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:49, archived)
# indeed
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)
# that's a tiny creature
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:53, archived)
#

(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:53, archived)
# :o

(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 12:08, archived)
# *shnuff shnuff*
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Ahhhh now I see...
It really is easy to tell them apart when you know what to look for...
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:51, archived)
# What ho old chap
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Needs more popping.
Nicely.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:49, archived)
# looking forward to this on the telly
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Bring own scumbag

(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)
# He's throwing some shapes to a banging choon
lets hope he puts a donk on it
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I concur with this sentiment
And hope intensely for as such expressed circumstance to happen.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Indubitably
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# he might be a lovely guy under that cap
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
# yeah - he's probably got 12 kids and lovely wife
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)
# But are they all his? Find out the dna results, after the break.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:51, archived)
# WOB WOB WUBWUBWUB
Gunfingers at the ready
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:51, archived)
# the woman's outfit looks like its covered in gore
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)
# That Al, is such a dirty boy
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 12:18, archived)
# hahahaha
:)
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:37, archived)
# woa there
lot of non ravers on this list then?

kids just 'avin a dance innit? no need to infer he's a shitbag
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Debenhams launch its 'Gif Wrapping' Service...

Edit: Sorry it's so soon after the last post ;)
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:30, archived)
# No you're not!!!!!
Christmas ruined. Away to play 'Mark Speight' in 'SMart Christmas Panto'
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I was trying to think of his name the other day
His girlfriend was fit. No sorry, she HAD a fit.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:38, archived)
# If only he'd bought strawberry laces.
Too delicious to hang yourself with.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Now that's the sort of out-of-the-box blue sky thinking this country needs.
mmmm, strawberry laces...
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I should work for the Samaritans
But I hate people. HATE THEM!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Debenhams have wrapped Parkinsons as a present?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Coke's bad, m'kay
Fanta Claus
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:23, archived)
# You know...when you've been Fanta'd.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I thought that thing on the lower right was a German helmet
and everything fell into place
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I'd say it looks more like a french WW1 helmet
but then i'm an argumentative prick
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Or even Roman
but I was talking first glance here
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:31, archived)
# which century Roman? WHICH CENTURY???
sorry, it's my problem and i'm dealing with it
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:33, archived)
# The Century of Helmets, of course

(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Ha!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Santa Klaus is coming to town?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Wasn't Fanta invented by the nazis?

(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:33, archived)
# You're thinking of the holocaust
It's easy to mix the two up. I ordered a vodka and holocaust the last time I was in Berlin. The look on their faces...
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:34, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:36, archived)
# 90 Flavours?
Orange...
Lemon...
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:37, archived)
# That had me wondering too

I have no doubt there's a wombat-flavoured fanta to be had somewhere.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Jesus' blood flavour
"The Vatican has admitted that Pope Benedict XVI favorite beverage is Fanta."
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:50, archived)
# onion
beetroot
plum
red cabbage
quince
sprouts
cum n' cunt
aubergine
asparagus
smegma
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Sprouts flavour
I christen thee 'Spanta'
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Hahaha I like this!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:30, archived)
# hahaha, nicley
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:30, archived)
# haha
fanta is made by coke
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I never met a bandwagon I didn't like.


...and compo-worthy to boot.

Edit shadow fixed (ish)
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:18, archived)
# As a vegetarian I find this offensive.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:21, archived)
# As a meat-eater I find you offensive
:P
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:22, archived)
# As a racist I'm going to cunt you in the fuck.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Why is it always abusive in your posts?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:26, archived)
# As an omnivore I find the pair of you offensive
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:23, archived)
# It's racist to be ominvorous, you fucking racist.
You make me sick.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:24, archived)
# *head asplodes*
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:25, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)
# as an offender, i find this offensive
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:26, archived)
# AS a Daily mail reader
I find everything I don't like offensive
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:33, archived)
# As a Daily Mail reader you are offensive personified.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:34, archived)
# I haven't even read this post and I find it offensive.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)
# I find your faith disturbing.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I think the bible would be more popular these days if it had more light saber duels in it

Not that I'd want it to be more popular, specifically

(Woo to your pic!)
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Ta.
Bah. Meeting :(
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Don't worry. I expect the negotionations to be very short.


(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Merry Christmas all!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Merry Christmas to you too Mr Ninj!

(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:12, archived)
# haha, nice
*wants*

edit: Happy -Insert Generic Holiday Here -
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:14, archived)
# RACIST!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:16, archived)
# *racistifies*
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Merry Xmas Ninj!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Yay!

(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Yay! Cheers HT- I've tried to play nice - I can haz minspie?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Hippy.
I generally see the world as an advanced sort of amusement arcade full of people to wind up by spouting forthright opinions and being patronising.

But hey that's just me. Because I'm better than you.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Cheers Toasty, gawd bless ya.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:50, archived)
# The last two lines don't rhyme!
YOU'RE A PHONEY! A BIG FAT PHONEY!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:53, archived)
# ...wishing you all a very merry christmas b3ta
I hope your house has got a heater.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:58, archived)
# And a happy new year
Shove a cock in your ear! LOL!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Season's greetings this Yuletide
Hope you've not got cancer inside.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Cheers sir

May all your drinkies glow - but not from radiation.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Thank you Mr Toast

(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Happy Christmas!
What a merry looking Santa he is....
:D
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:04, archived)
# awww thanks
i was just about to say 'what, no winkie?' when i noticed his little testes satchels!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Merry Christmas Toastie!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Merry Christmas
Thats lully man :)
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Merry merry joy joy joy.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Cheers Toastie
what did happen to Captain Wow?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I don't know,
and its been a long time since I heard anything :(
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Shame, she was a larf.
i'm sure she's fine
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I'm still here!
\\o/


(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Happy Chrysalis !
;)
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 12:13, archived)
# happy christballs
everyone
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 16:59, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Merry Seasonal Tidings Mr Toast
It's a priveledge to know you sir

*cough*

*sneeze*
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:43, archived)
# I thought it was just a big frog...
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Needs more Festive "Decade of Road Deaths" map.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:32, archived)
# You're too clever for this place!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Hahaha

I've just played that Duke Nukem Manhattan Project level.

"What am I? A frog?"
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:01, archived)
# ningles gang
sorry, watched this last night
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:41, archived)
# thats ace!!
but wouldnt he melt?? :D
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Good Point Jesse
:D

'ningles sweetie
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)
# ningles
fair maiden! :D
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Why would he melt?
He's a mogwai, not a vampire, you just can't get him wet and never, ever feed him after midnight. Then again, I am an animal abuser, so the whole bright lights hurt it thing never bothered me :D
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Yeah, but it's the Special Edition Prequel
which dispenses with all the logic from the original movies

(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Uncongruous shadow is even more incongruous
but damn fast shopping skills :D
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:02, archived)
# I love this place
a fictional creature can cast a shadow of it's alter ego (to which it bears little resemblance), but the parasol hasn't got a shadow!

hahaha!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Gary Larson FTW
"Dear Sir, while I enjoyed your cartoon of xx/xx/xx, I would like to point out that it is actually the female mosquito that carries the malaria virus, not the male." - the fact that the mosquito in question is reading the paper and talking to its friend ... straight over their heads!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Sorry it was meant to sound more of a leg pull than me being pedantic
b3ta has corrupted my ways :D
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:22, archived)
# I took it in the intended spirit
no problem
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:29, archived)
# woa no shadow!
that's spooky!!
where was this pic taken?? :O
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Dark side of tatooine
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:11, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant! :D
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Bandwagon ahoy!
Needs more Hitler.

They should do a cross-brand of Gremlins vs. Ghostbusters.

They could get some new, up-and-coming good-looking actors for it - maybe use some from a couple of popular soap operas about at the moment, or maybe those from High School Musical.

They could make it a musical!

Oh boy!

*franchises*
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:52, archived)
# quick
shop it! :D
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)
# *Sings* "Springtime for Hitler and Gremlins, Don't cross the beams Ba-by!"
:D
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:58, archived)
# #I'm gonna wash that slime right outta my hair#
# I'm gonna wash that slime right outta my hair#
# I'm gonna wash that slime right outta my hair#
# And send him on his way#
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I feel so funky
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:11, archived)
# You do your job, pencil-neck. Don't tell us how to do ours.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:12, archived)
# What ... a ... CRIME ...
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:15, archived)
# I'd like to run some gaenalogical tests on the mother
Who wouldn't?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I actually cheered
when Peck turned up in the video game
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:30, archived)
# This would make a damn fine Compo suggestion, Vagabond
"Mixed up Musicals - Just like The Producers take your favourite films and mixed them up as a musical"
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Done - but how do I whore it into my sig?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Just add the link address, I suppose, but I'm no b3ta whore
;)
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Try this one
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:43, archived)
# You star - cheers!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Get rid of the http:// bit so you can fit the whole postnumber in there too
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Hahahaha...

(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:05, archived)
# I was hoping you'd do that!
morning chap!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Hehe!
Mornin' sir! :)
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Woo!

(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Instant classic!
:D
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] I have no idea...
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 6:57, archived)
# JAWOHL
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 7:05, archived)
# What you need is a stern story time.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 8:51, archived)
# : )
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:31, archived)
# are you on his good or bad list?

(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:14, archived)
# "Und ein Fisher-Price pull-along Doggy für Herr Himmler"
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:15, archived)
#
Baba yetu, yetu uliye
Mbinguni yetu, yetu, amina!
Baba yetu, yetu, uliye
Jina lako litukuzwe.
(x2)
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Nazi reindeers
Donner und BLITZKRIEG!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Haha

(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:29, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 6:25, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 6:32, archived)
# That's a curious mutation.
Arf.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 6:34, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 6:35, archived)
# :)
my missus just said "What's that thing on its face?"
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 8:12, archived)
# WOAH!
:D
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:40, archived)
# It is wise to invite as many people to your parties as you can.
Small groups of family and friends can leave you at a loss.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 5:30, archived)
# Dressing appropriately in the current mode can liven up even a dull party.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 5:31, archived)
# Ande one olde colouringe. Just because it is such a wonderful illustration.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 6:40, archived)
# looks like gordon brown has had a bit too much fly agaric.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 8:13, archived)
# LOL.
He's been bogarting it for years it seems.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 8:47, archived)
# hahaha

(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:13, archived)
# That is indeed a wonderful wonderful illustration.
Well done for adding to it, it's perfect.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:13, archived)
# I'm tired, but..


Fuck it, you work it out.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:21, archived)
# they call me hiphopopotamus my lyrics are bottomless
..................
................

....
.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:23, archived)
# Because I'm horney I'm horney
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Horny, is it?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:40, archived)
# if you roll like me
YOU DON'T GET LAID
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:48, archived)
# Another way to roll


They see me rollin'
They hatin'
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:59, archived)
# horny, horny, horny.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:53, archived)
# ATTACK!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:59, archived)
# Shit!
Where did you get a picture of my 'alpha' cat?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 4:00, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 4:04, archived)
# hippypotamus
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:26, archived)
# Smelly naked dog.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:27, archived)
# Like I said
I need sleep
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:28, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:33, archived)
# GODDAMN HIPPIES
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:30, archived)
# Why?
Because it was there!

My god...it's full of coins!!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:08, archived)
# He looks a tad like fritzl
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:13, archived)
# It's an ace shop
but I am too tired to get it.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:42, archived)
# Once again
I'm not convinced there's anything to get.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# oh whatever

Couldn't get the background to look right. I dunno. Probably tired. Goodnight.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:36, archived)
# what the hell is wrong with his feet?!?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:42, archived)
# epilepsy powered tricycles are the future!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:49, archived)
#

(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:08, archived)
# mmmnnggnngngnngnmmmgngnggg
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:10, archived)
# hahah
the spaz never gets tired , I have a wind up radio he could keep going for life
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:49, archived)
# you just know he's making the noises
:D nicely
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Mnnnng like the wind!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Pesky Little Comicses
30. Christmas Cheer.

(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:30, archived)
# You're a proper deviant.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:32, archived)
# :D
yay me :)
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:33, archived)
# Oh my, you have a strange mind
Christmas is ruined
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:36, archived)
# i think my favourite bit is the little cum drip jesus has going on in the 5th frame :D
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:48, archived)
# ewwwww
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:56, archived)
# WYHPWNHSEIOETC
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:36, archived)
# :D
muchly thankings :)
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:48, archived)
# I tried, bro.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:48, archived)
# okay I got as far as woah nellie
 
DAMN YOU AND YOUR FUCKING SHITTY ACRONYMS
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 4:06, archived)
# Only two short.
Hint:
It is SH where I sit.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 4:42, archived)
# So...
why do you want Santa and Jesus to have a gay relationship?

Deviance!

*clicks*
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:37, archived)
# it's the only way to explain the chocolate eggs.
it make-a sense.. no?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:47, archived)
# I saw one yesterday with a crucified Santa impaling an elf with his huge engorged cock while Jesus licks his nob end
but I can't find it now.

I did find this though which is pretty great I think
www.b3ta.com/board/9832197
 
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:16, archived)
# that is of the beauty :)
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:20, archived)
# yes I have voted for it I like it
also here is that other one
www.b3ta.com/board/9828308

I DID WARN YOU
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:37, archived)
# haaa wonderful
my current ethos is to try and be as wrong as possible in the least graphic of manners.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:58, archived)
# hahahahhaha
winnar :D
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:50, archived)
# *celebrates*
*ends up having his eye out with the champagne cork*
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:54, archived)
# ahhhahhhhahh easter eggs
 
fuck yeah
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Jesus's Chocolate Arse Eggs.
:D
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:55, archived)
# Thank you for this
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:10, archived)
# you are more than welcome :D
thank you for that :)
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:18, archived)
# ahahahahahah
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 4:17, archived)
# You a poet....
and you didn't know that?

O_o
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 7:15, archived)
# Ace!
This sums up the modern Christmas perfectly
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:14, archived)
# at last,
christmas sorted
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# is anyone home?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Guffaw!
I'm actually working on something for the board right now, but I keep checking back on...

mmm... bacon...
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:04, archived)
# hurry!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:06, archived)
# I want bacon!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:22, archived)
# ZOMG me too!!!
thick bacon!!!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Also, for the continental USA-ians, here is your prediction for the likleyhood of a white Christmas
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:06, archived)
# I'm hurrying I'm hurrying!
Also, my father used to work for NOAA.

100% of fact!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:07, archived)
# That would be my dream job, seriously. I have always been fascinated with weather sciency stuff
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:10, archived)
# He was in the Military first
then transferred out as soon as Vietnam was over. Then he stayed for 36 years :D
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:26, archived)
# It's not gonna snow here
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:13, archived)
# where is that
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Birmingham, WM
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:22, archived)
# and by WM I mean West Midlands
in the UK :D
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:23, archived)
# oh! I was thinking West Mississippi or something :P
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:28, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:35, archived)
# We had some the other day. It sucked.
I'll not be pleased if we get any more this year.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:20, archived)
# FUCKING BRING IT
i'm tired of this 1-2 inch bullshit. i want blizzard conditions with 6 foot snow drifts this year.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:29, archived)
# your mum
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Oh fuck hello.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Oh no I did sick.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Hmmm. Just playing about a bit in photoshop
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Nice!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)
# cheers
I wasnt sure how to do the shadow properly so I ended up just using the clone over a picture of a dog. Any advice on a better method?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Looks fine to me,
but I'm really not the one to ask ;)
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:50, archived)
# smoke and mirrors
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:52, archived)
# there's a button for that
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:54, archived)
#
button app
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)
# I like buttons better
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Big shiny buttons
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Here's a handy place for some of the standard tricks.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)
# SUPERIOR DESIGN.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Where shit is fucking shitty by design.
A lot of serious abuse in those tutorials.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 1:05, archived)
# they are using the gel
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 1:07, archived)
# cheers all
I am relatively new to this whole photomashop. I'll have a bit perusal of those tutorials...
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 1:06, archived)
# I use image composer so it's a bit different to PS
 
but I usually take a cutout of the foreground object, slip it in between the layers, fill it black, distort it by various means (flip, shear etc.) until the perspective looks sort of right, give it a bit of blur depending on focus and light source, and twiddle the transparency.

and if that doesn't work I forget about it and say it's a vampire or something
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:59, archived)
# see this one didn't really work but it's not like I get paid for doing this or anything
 

 
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 1:04, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 1:08, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 1:17, archived)
# HADOOUUUKEN
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 1:18, archived)
# SUPER SAIYAN!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 1:53, archived)
# I think it's really good
I would just maybe soften the edges the slightest.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Here kitty kitty kitty
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)
# did i inadvertantly steal this idea from someone here? anyone seen it before?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:24, archived)
# whats a dopae?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)
# it's edopa actually.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# and that's my cue to go to bed.
g'night all.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)
# are you a paedoeap?
is THAT why you are leaving???
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:32, archived)
# no
but i have to be up at 7
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# BROM!!!
It's like eleventy O'forthnight and such!

Get to snonking away in your bleensplat!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)
# i shall do so immediately
goodnight!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Beware of the Trefalgers
they enter your Neens from aside the table of kronk.

Peepolie!!!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)
# you're a man of many images
and few words.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:32, archived)
# hahaha:D
going 2 bed.
night :D
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I instantly thought of "on a ragga tip" by SL2 when I saw this
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 8:18, archived)
# is this what the DNA sequence of a nonce looks like?
SCIENCE!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)
# SCIENCE
Is our only weapon in the war against paedophiles.

That and sexy children covered in glue.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)

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