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Weasel at her easel...
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:44,
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Highly unfeasible.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:47,
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Ha!
Nice tag, it's not weasily identifiable but it is stoatally different from everyone elses.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:48,
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\o/
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:48,
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Huzzah for posh animals
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:49,
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indeed
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HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt* ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:52,
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that's a tiny creature
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:53,
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:53,
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:o
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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco? ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 12:08,
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*shnuff shnuff*
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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE! ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 12:09,
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Ahhhh now I see...
It really is easy to tell them apart when you know what to look for...
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:51,
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What ho old chap
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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 12:19,
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Needs more popping.
Nicely.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:49,
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looking forward to this on the telly
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:34,
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Bring own scumbag
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:35,
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He's throwing some shapes to a banging choon
lets hope he puts a donk on it
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:37,
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I concur with this sentiment
And hope intensely for as such expressed circumstance to happen.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:39,
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Indubitably
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:42,
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he might be a lovely guy under that cap
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:43,
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yeah - he's probably got 12 kids and lovely wife
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:45,
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But are they all his? Find out the dna results, after the break.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:51,
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WOB WOB WUBWUBWUB
Gunfingers at the ready
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:45,
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hahahaha
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:51,
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the woman's outfit looks like its covered in gore
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:52,
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That Al, is such a dirty boy
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 12:18,
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hahahaha
:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:37,
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woa there
lot of non ravers on this list then? kids just 'avin a dance innit? no need to infer he's a shitbag
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 15:18,
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Debenhams launch its 'Gif Wrapping' Service...
Edit: Sorry it's so soon after the last post ;)
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Ninj ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:30,
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No you're not!!!!!
Christmas ruined. Away to play 'Mark Speight' in 'SMart Christmas Panto'
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M. Oignons Lurking ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:33,
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I was trying to think of his name the other day
His girlfriend was fit. No sorry, she HAD a fit.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:38,
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If only he'd bought strawberry laces.
Too delicious to hang yourself with.
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M. Oignons Lurking ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:41,
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Now that's the sort of out-of-the-box blue sky thinking this country needs.
mmmm, strawberry laces...
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:47,
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I should work for the Samaritans
But I hate people. HATE THEM!
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M. Oignons Lurking ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:51,
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Debenhams have wrapped Parkinsons as a present?
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unsey a frizzy haired fruit since ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:43,
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Coke's bad, m'kay
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M. Oignons Lurking ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:23,
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You know...when you've been Fanta'd.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:24,
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I thought that thing on the lower right was a German helmet
and everything fell into place
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:26,
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I'd say it looks more like a french WW1 helmet
but then i'm an argumentative prick
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:29,
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Or even Roman
but I was talking first glance here
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:31,
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which century Roman? WHICH CENTURY???
sorry, it's my problem and i'm dealing with it
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:33,
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The Century of Helmets, of course
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:35,
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Ha!
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:36,
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Santa Klaus is coming to town?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:30,
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Wasn't Fanta invented by the nazis?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:33,
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You're thinking of the holocaust
It's easy to mix the two up. I ordered a vodka and holocaust the last time I was in Berlin. The look on their faces...
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M. Oignons Lurking ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:34,
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pffft
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:36,
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90 Flavours?
Orange... Lemon...
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M. Oignons Lurking ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:37,
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That had me wondering too
I have no doubt there's a wombat-flavoured fanta to be had somewhere.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:47,
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Jesus' blood flavour
"The Vatican has admitted that Pope Benedict XVI favorite beverage is Fanta."
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M. Oignons Lurking ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:50,
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onion
beetroot plum red cabbage quince sprouts cum n' cunt aubergine asparagus smegma
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:52,
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Sprouts flavour
I christen thee 'Spanta'
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M. Oignons Lurking ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:54,
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Hahaha I like this!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:30,
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hahaha, nicley
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:30,
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haha
fanta is made by coke
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:35,
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I never met a bandwagon I didn't like.
...and compo-worthy to boot.Edit shadow fixed (ish)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:18,
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As a vegetarian I find this offensive.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:21,
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As a meat-eater I find you offensive
:P
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:22,
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As a racist I'm going to cunt you in the fuck.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:22,
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Why is it always abusive in your posts?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:25,
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Hahahahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:26,
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As an omnivore I find the pair of you offensive
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:23,
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It's racist to be ominvorous, you fucking racist.
You make me sick.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:24,
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*head asplodes*
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:25,
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*spluffs*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:27,
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as an offender, i find this offensive
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:26,
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AS a Daily mail reader
I find everything I don't like offensive
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:33,
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As a Daily Mail reader you are offensive personified.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:34,
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I haven't even read this post and I find it offensive.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:40,
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I find your faith disturbing.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:23,
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I think the bible would be more popular these days if it had more light saber duels in it
Not that I'd want it to be more popular, specifically (Woo to your pic!)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:27,
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Ta.
Bah. Meeting :(
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:42,
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Don't worry. I expect the negotionations to be very short.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:48,
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Merry Christmas all!
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Ninj ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:11,
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Merry Christmas to you too Mr Ninj!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:12,
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haha, nice
*wants* edit: Happy -Insert Generic Holiday Here -
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HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt* ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:14,
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RACIST!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:16,
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*racistifies*
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HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt* ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:23,
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Merry Xmas Ninj!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:21,
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Yay!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:28,
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:39,
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Yay! Cheers HT- I've tried to play nice - I can haz minspie?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:49,
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Hippy.
I generally see the world as an advanced sort of amusement arcade full of people to wind up by spouting forthright opinions and being patronising. But hey that's just me. Because I'm better than you.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:02,
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Cheers Toasty, gawd bless ya.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:50,
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...wishing you all a very merry christmas b3ta
I hope your house has got a heater.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:58,
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Season's greetings this Yuletide
Hope you've not got cancer inside.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:10,
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Cheers sir
May all your drinkies glow - but not from radiation.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:02,
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Thank you Mr Toast
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:03,
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Happy Christmas!
What a merry looking Santa he is.... :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:04,
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awww thanks
i was just about to say 'what, no winkie?' when i noticed his little testes satchels!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:08,
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Hahahaha...
Merry Christmas Toastie!
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Ninj ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:09,
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Merry Christmas
Thats lully man :)
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HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt* ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:14,
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Merry merry joy joy joy.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:20,
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Cheers Toastie
what did happen to Captain Wow?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:24,
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I don't know,
and its been a long time since I heard anything :(
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:28,
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Shame, she was a larf.
i'm sure she's fine
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:32,
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I'm still here!
\\o/
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 12:02,
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Happy Chrysalis !
;)
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 12:13,
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happy christballs
everyone
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zog why change it now? ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 16:59,
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^
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:33,
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Merry Seasonal Tidings Mr Toast
It's a priveledge to know you sir *cough* *sneeze*
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:43,
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I thought it was just a big frog...
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:29,
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Needs more Festive "Decade of Road Deaths" map.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:32,
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You're too clever for this place!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:59,
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Hahaha
I've just played that Duke Nukem Manhattan Project level. "What am I? A frog?"
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:01,
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ningles gang
sorry, watched this last night
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:41,
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thats ace!!
but wouldnt he melt?? :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:46,
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Good Point Jesse
:D 'ningles sweetie
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:55,
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ningles
fair maiden! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:00,
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Yeah, but it's the Special Edition Prequel
which dispenses with all the logic from the original movies
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:00,
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Uncongruous shadow is even more incongruous
but damn fast shopping skills :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:02,
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I love this place
a fictional creature can cast a shadow of it's alter ego (to which it bears little resemblance), but the parasol hasn't got a shadow! hahaha!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:10,
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Gary Larson FTW
"Dear Sir, while I enjoyed your cartoon of xx/xx/xx, I would like to point out that it is actually the female mosquito that carries the malaria virus, not the male." - the fact that the mosquito in question is reading the paper and talking to its friend ... straight over their heads!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:14,
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Sorry it was meant to sound more of a leg pull than me being pedantic
b3ta has corrupted my ways :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:22,
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I took it in the intended spirit
no problem
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:29,
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woa no shadow!
that's spooky!! where was this pic taken?? :O
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:02,
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Dark side of tatooine
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:11,
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hahaha
brilliant! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:04,
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Bandwagon ahoy!
Needs more Hitler. They should do a cross-brand of Gremlins vs. Ghostbusters. They could get some new, up-and-coming good-looking actors for it - maybe use some from a couple of popular soap operas about at the moment, or maybe those from High School Musical. They could make it a musical! Oh boy! *franchises*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:52,
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quick
shop it! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:55,
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*Sings* "Springtime for Hitler and Gremlins, Don't cross the beams Ba-by!"
:D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:58,
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#I'm gonna wash that slime right outta my hair#
# I'm gonna wash that slime right outta my hair## I'm gonna wash that slime right outta my hair## And send him on his way#
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:01,
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I feel so funky
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:11,
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You do your job, pencil-neck. Don't tell us how to do ours.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:12,
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What ... a ... CRIME ...
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:15,
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I'd like to run some gaenalogical tests on the mother
Who wouldn't?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:31,
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I actually cheered
when Peck turned up in the video game
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:30,
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This would make a damn fine Compo suggestion, Vagabond
"Mixed up Musicals - Just like The Producers take your favourite films and mixed them up as a musical"
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:05,
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Done - but how do I whore it into my sig?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:12,
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Just add the link address, I suppose, but I'm no b3ta whore
;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:24,
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Try this one
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:43,
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You star - cheers!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:47,
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Get rid of the http:// bit so you can fit the whole postnumber in there too
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:49,
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Hahahaha...
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Ninj ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:05,
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I was hoping you'd do that!
morning chap!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:10,
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Hehe!
Mornin' sir! :)
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Ninj ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:17,
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Woo!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:00,
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Instant classic!
:D
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..wil ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 12:22,
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I have no idea...
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Darklord ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 6:57,
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JAWOHL
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Rico ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 7:05,
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What you need is a stern story time.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 8:51,
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: )
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Darklord ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:31,
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are you on his good or bad list?
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boff FL OZ ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:14,
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"Und ein Fisher-Price pull-along Doggy für Herr Himmler"
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:15,
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Baba yetu, yetu uliye Mbinguni yetu, yetu, amina! Baba yetu, yetu, uliye Jina lako litukuzwe. (x2)
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:33,
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Nazi reindeers
Donner und BLITZKRIEG!
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:39,
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Haha
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:29,
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herman:D ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 6:25,
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:D
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 6:32,
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That's a curious mutation.
Arf.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 6:34,
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:D
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weaver. ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 6:35,
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:)
my missus just said "What's that thing on its face?"
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Chumps 👀 ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 8:12,
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WOAH!
:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:40,
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It is wise to invite as many people to your parties as you can.
Small groups of family and friends can leave you at a loss.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 5:30,
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Dressing appropriately in the current mode can liven up even a dull party.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 5:31,
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Ande one olde colouringe. Just because it is such a wonderful illustration.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 6:40,
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looks like gordon brown has had a bit too much fly agaric.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 8:13,
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LOL.
He's been bogarting it for years it seems.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 8:47,
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hahaha
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:13,
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That is indeed a wonderful wonderful illustration.
Well done for adding to it, it's perfect.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:13,
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I'm tired, but..
Fuck it, you work it out.
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An Egg ,D ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:21,
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they call me hiphopopotamus my lyrics are bottomless
.................. ................ .... .
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e1bow parts of this page are not secure ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:23,
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Because I'm horney I'm horney
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:25,
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Horny, is it?
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An Egg ,D ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:40,
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if you roll like me
YOU DON'T GET LAID
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e1bow parts of this page are not secure ,
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Another way to roll
They see me rollin' They hatin'
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An Egg ,D ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:59,
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horny, horny, horny.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:53,
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ATTACK!
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arrangedletters ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:59,
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Shit!
Where did you get a picture of my 'alpha' cat?
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An Egg ,D ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 4:00,
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 4:04,
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hippypotamus
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:26,
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Smelly naked dog.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:27,
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Like I said
I need sleep
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An Egg ,D ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:28,
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:D
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:33,
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GODDAMN HIPPIES
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:30,
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Why?
Because it was there!
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7 hours left to save Earth ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:08,
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He looks a tad like fritzl
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:13,
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It's an ace shop
but I am too tired to get it.
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An Egg ,D ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:42,
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Once again
I'm not convinced there's anything to get.
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7 hours left to save Earth ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:44,
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oh whatever
Couldn't get the background to look right. I dunno. Probably tired. Goodnight.
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:36,
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what the hell is wrong with his feet?!?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:42,
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epilepsy powered tricycles are the future!
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arrangedletters ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:49,
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ツ
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:08,
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mmmnnggnngngnngnmmmgngnggg
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:47,
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e1bow parts of this page are not secure ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:10,
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hahah
the spaz never gets tired , I have a wind up radio he could keep going for life
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JoePesky ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:49,
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you just know he's making the noises
:D nicely
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arrangedletters ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:50,
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Mnnnng like the wind!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:50,
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Pesky Little Comicses
30. Christmas Cheer.
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arrangedletters ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:30,
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You're a proper deviant.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:32,
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:D
yay me :)
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arrangedletters ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:33,
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Oh my, you have a strange mind
Christmas is ruined
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:36,
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i think my favourite bit is the little cum drip jesus has going on in the 5th frame :D
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arrangedletters ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:48,
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ewwwww
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:56,
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WYHPWNHSEIOETC
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:36,
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:D
muchly thankings :)
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arrangedletters ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:48,
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I tried, bro.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:48,
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okay I got as far as woah nellie
DAMN YOU AND YOUR FUCKING SHITTY ACRONYMS
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 4:06,
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Only two short.
Hint: It is SH where I sit.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 4:42,
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So...
why do you want Santa and Jesus to have a gay relationship? Deviance! *clicks*
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:37,
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it's the only way to explain the chocolate eggs.
it make-a sense.. no?
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arrangedletters ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:47,
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I saw one yesterday with a crucified Santa impaling an elf with his huge engorged cock while Jesus licks his nob end
but I can't find it now. I did find this though which is pretty great I thinkwww.b3ta.com/board/9832197
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:16,
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that is of the beauty :)
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arrangedletters ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:20,
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yes I have voted for it I like it
also here is that other onewww.b3ta.com/board/9828308 I DID WARN YOU
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:37,
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haaa wonderful
my current ethos is to try and be as wrong as possible in the least graphic of manners.
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arrangedletters ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:58,
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hahahahhaha
winnar :D
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JoePesky ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:50,
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*celebrates*
*ends up having his eye out with the champagne cork*
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arrangedletters ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:54,
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ahhhahhhhahh easter eggs
fuck yeah
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:50,
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Jesus's Chocolate Arse Eggs.
:D
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arrangedletters ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:55,
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Thank you for this
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:10,
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you are more than welcome :D
thank you for that :)
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arrangedletters ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 3:18,
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ahahahahahah
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weaver. ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 4:17,
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You a poet....
and you didn't know that? O_o
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 7:15,
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Ace!
This sums up the modern Christmas perfectly
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:14,
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at last,
christmas sorted
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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1! ,
Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:20,
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is anyone home?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:02,
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Guffaw!
I'm actually working on something for the board right now, but I keep checking back on... mmm... bacon...
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:04,
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hurry!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:06,
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I want bacon!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:22,
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ZOMG me too!!!
thick bacon!!!
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:25,
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Also, for the continental USA-ians, here is your prediction for the likleyhood of a white Christmas
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:06,
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I'm hurrying I'm hurrying!
Also, my father used to work for NOAA. 100% of fact!
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:07,
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That would be my dream job, seriously. I have always been fascinated with weather sciency stuff
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:10,
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He was in the Military first
then transferred out as soon as Vietnam was over. Then he stayed for 36 years :D
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:26,
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It's not gonna snow here
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:13,
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where is that
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:20,
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Birmingham, WM
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:22,
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and by WM I mean West Midlands
in the UK :D
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:23,
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oh! I was thinking West Mississippi or something :P
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:28,
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:D
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:35,
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We had some the other day. It sucked.
I'll not be pleased if we get any more this year.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:20,
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FUCKING BRING IT
i'm tired of this 1-2 inch bullshit. i want blizzard conditions with 6 foot snow drifts this year.
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e1bow parts of this page are not secure ,
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your mum
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar? ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:07,
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Oh fuck hello.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:14,
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Oh no I did sick.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 2:12,
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Hmmm. Just playing about a bit in photoshop
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a man called donkey has been away for too long ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:32,
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cheers
I wasnt sure how to do the shadow properly so I ended up just using the clone over a picture of a dog. Any advice on a better method?
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a man called donkey has been away for too long ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:42,
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smoke and mirrors
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:52,
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there's a button for that
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:54,
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button app
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:57,
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I like buttons better
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 1:17,
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Big shiny buttons
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 1:35,
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Here's a handy place for some of the standard tricks.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:57,
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SUPERIOR DESIGN.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 1:00,
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Where shit is fucking shitty by design.
A lot of serious abuse in those tutorials.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 1:05,
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they are using the gel
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 1:07,
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cheers all
I am relatively new to this whole photomashop. I'll have a bit perusal of those tutorials...
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a man called donkey has been away for too long ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 1:06,
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I use image composer so it's a bit different to PS
but I usually take a cutout of the foreground object, slip it in between the layers, fill it black, distort it by various means (flip, shear etc.) until the perspective looks sort of right, give it a bit of blur depending on focus and light source, and twiddle the transparency. and if that doesn't work I forget about it and say it's a vampire or something
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:59,
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see this one didn't really work but it's not like I get paid for doing this or anything
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 1:04,
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 1:08,
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haha!
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 1:17,
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HADOOUUUKEN
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 1:18,
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SUPER SAIYAN!
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 1:53,
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I think it's really good
I would just maybe soften the edges the slightest.
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 1:07,
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Here kitty kitty kitty
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:41,
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Arf!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:41,
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did i inadvertantly steal this idea from someone here? anyone seen it before?
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tickle I was away ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:24,
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whats a dopae?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:26,
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it's edopa actually.
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tickle I was away ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:34,
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and that's my cue to go to bed.
g'night all.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:29,
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are you a paedoeap?
is THAT why you are leaving???
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:32,
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no
but i have to be up at 7
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:34,
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BROM!!!
It's like eleventy O'forthnight and such! Get to snonking away in your bleensplat!
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:36,
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i shall do so immediately
goodnight!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:38,
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Beware of the Trefalgers
they enter your Neens from aside the table of kronk. Peepolie!!!
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:39,
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herman:D ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:29,
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you're a man of many images
and few words.
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:32,
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hahaha:D
going 2 bed. night :D
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herman:D ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:39,
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I instantly thought of "on a ragga tip" by SL2 when I saw this
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 8:18,
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is this what the DNA sequence of a nonce looks like?
SCIENCE!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:40,
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SCIENCE
Is our only weapon in the war against paedophiles. That and sexy children covered in glue.
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:55,
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