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# But this beats the fuckin apes!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)
# please don't
these are very boring. And the internet is already chock full of them.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Once again, you lose my foolish friend


You have much to learn
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Badgers are a protected species.
That cat should be prosecuted under the Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981 for inflicting such wounds on a protected species.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I think we'll overlook that in light of the cat already having had its ass kicked by said badger
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)
# VampireMonkey: soft on crime. soft on the causes of crime.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:31, archived)
# VOTE VMOS! - What difference would it make?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:40, archived)
# i suspect that
tag you've half obscured is in fact someone on here

I'd run if I were you. Or make something proper cool pretty quickly
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Give me a fucken break!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Again, I say-- O'RLY?

(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:18, archived)
# You think that this picture is better...


(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)
# oh really
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)
# AWESOME
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
# I have actually been likened to one of those very monkeys.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)
# ..so have i
:D
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)
# I am cooler than that picture with the greatest of ease


furry animals? check
bladed weapons? check
MADE A BIT OF FUCKING EFFORT? CHECK!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# LARP
weapons!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Urr...
This man is cooler.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)
# O'RLY?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)
# WAY COOLER!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:18, archived)
[challenge entry] *ring* HELLO?! YEAH... I'M IN AN INDIAN RESTAURANT... NAAH, ITS RUBBISH...
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:14, archived)
# This deserves more attention
Without being pushed down the page by an eejit.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Bet you can't eat just one . . .
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:36, archived)
# just added a new one
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:53, archived)
# while waiting for that to load
I saw a hairy scrotum :)

and was about to chastise you for the crime of excessive bollock hairiness.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Yes
But what about the picture?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:03, archived)
# picture? what picture?
oh yeah, that's ok I suppose.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:06, archived)
# maybe that was my intention
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:05, archived)
# codex seraphinianus?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Luigi Seraphini copied off me
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)
# But what does it say?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:58, archived)
# *whispers*
It's a little unnecessarily large on the ol' filesize there.

However, I love these, and I hope there's a genuine alphabet to crack behind it all :)
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:03, archived)
# ah crap, should've noticed the filesize
just goes to show how long I've been out of the loop.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Yeah yeah yeah, but what does it say?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)
# "Tarquin, Fetch me my blunderbus!"
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Only myself
and two old Bhuddist monks from the Chimi Lhakhang temple in Bhutan know that
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)
# If I knew then I wouldn't ask, would I?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)
# those who speak of it, do not know
those who know, do not speak of it
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)
# What sort of bait are you using ?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Morphine.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Ahem. Spanging time for Edmonds.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Guess which side I'm hoping wins
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:47, archived)
# The man with the golden nuggets
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:47, archived)
# free gun in every packet!
woo!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:56, archived)
# pffft!
there's some Mona Lisa shit going on in the middle there
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:48, archived)
# duel or noel duel?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Noel or no Noel?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Just 'cos...
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:32, archived)
# love it
Holiday luncheon time.

night night b3ta!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:33, archived)
# that's purty
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:34, archived)
# sooo purdy
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:34, archived)
# yeh Christmas!
:-)
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Nice sleigh ride !
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Ohhh lully
Bye, bye, lully, lullay...
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:50, archived)
# purty AND lully
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:56, archived)
# nice :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] sniffy sniffy
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:30, archived)
# this is an actual product
or rather it's REALLY close to one.

weird...
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Bloody weather :(


Hi :)
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:29, archived)
# The weather is delightful!
I love snow.

Your man however does not :(

Hi
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:30, archived)
# poor dear
saggy, veiny, and hairy boobs
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:31, archived)
# you can only strive for a pair like that right?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:31, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Extreme closeup
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:33, archived)
# \o/
nsfw action!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:42, archived)
# If snowflakes were that big
you would die from being hit by them! Ninja stars of nature!!!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Haha, maybe :P
But it's hard to draw small on iPhone :(
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:38, archived)
# I posted some shitty photos of this mask I made, earlier

CFB

Angle: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
These ones are much nicer
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)
# WELL DONE, mate!
Cheers!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)
# I am perplexed by this reaction
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:30, archived)
# what?
I like your mask. It's really good. What's not to get?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Oh! Thank you
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Marco Piere White?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Actually that confuses me even more
What?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:36, archived)
# I thought the mask looked like him
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:55, archived)
# oooh
i also like your little test tube holder there.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:29, archived)
# It was just a little test at moveable tentacles
focus. Useful for holding pens and things.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Don't forget to lick the pie !
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:34, archived)
[challenge entry] yuk
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:01, archived)
# gosh
ew
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Milky Milky...
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Oh dear oh no oh dear
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Evening gents
Does anyone know of a free program that lets you put a load of pics into gif format?

OR

Does anyone know how to vary the framerate in windows movie maker?

Cheers
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Paint.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Oh wait you mean animated gif.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Yes
and no


GIMP, I think for the GIFs.

I hate WMVs so I never use it :(
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Gimp is terrible for animation.
I use an aquired version of imageready personally.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:02, archived)
# ImageReady/Photoshop
the switchover (command or CRTL-M) was the bestest. It's gone completely in CS4. SOmetimes I REALLY hate Adobe...
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:05, archived)
# In CS2, I use "edit image in imageready/photoshop"
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:06, archived)
# That was my fave
I have no choice but to use CS4
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:09, archived)
# I use CS2 because I don't think my laptop could handle anything more complicated.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Your Laptop is
ex president Bush?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)
# *scoffs*
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Nope
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Baww :(
I had an awesome timelapse of a blizzard sweeping over sheffield :(
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Aww bums
It snowed here for about not long and didnt really lay.

There was supposed to be some more but it hasnt come yet :(
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Torrent imageready?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Hell, download it from adobe and just get a keygen.
Or just use the free trail.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:11, archived)
# That's a long term plan
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)
# You might try this :
gickr.com/

Frame rates are a problem in movie maker . . .
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:11, archived)
# The Gimp will make it into an animated gif with any desired frame timing upto 10 fps max for IE
Movie maker only gives you option of 30 or 25 fps (I think) but you can drag many copies of each image onto the time line (eg 5 copies of each will give 5fps(pal) or 6fps(ntsc)
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry] chin chin
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:24, archived)
# i bet that tastes
shit
: )
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:25, archived)
# From now on I shall only drink gin
if it contains a suggestive biscuit and backup tea.
Top idea.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:26, archived)
# what about "Simply the Breast"
Its a vodka based drink with a cheeky chicken breast on the side...

Just as served in Barrons nightclub...
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Would you laark some luxury chocolates?
*hands box of maltesers your way*

I fucking love 'the club' - especially chris. YEAHH - I KNOAAH
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:33, archived)
# can aah have a week off for me fat mothers funeral?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:46, archived)
# ALRIGHT I WILL THEN
Rupert was ace as well, with that mysterious gas he kept sucking at
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:51, archived)
#
And i fricking love that bit where chris was trying to put (throwing!) the drink bottles in the fridge and they kept falling out
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Or in Catterick...
"4 pints of bitter and a packet of crisps make it snappy thats a crocodile joke haha..........Hand"
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Toddy
that's what that is...
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:26, archived)
# I thought that was whisky or brandy
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:39, archived)
# or gin.
in a hot toddy gin tastes best :)
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Bound to be a new classic !
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Id love that
flavoured tea is the future
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# I say bacon makes everything taste better
now I'm not so certain...

*bokes*
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:52, archived)
# there's lapsang souchong, tastes like hickory smoked bacon.
it's my favorite tea.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:08, archived)
# mmmm delicious
where may I purchase such an item as I love my tea

also what biscuit have you matched with this? Im thinking Abbey Crunch
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Bacon Cocktails are all the rage now!
www.buzzfeed.com/buzz/Bacon_Cocktails

but somehow, I think I will stick to the classics.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:17, archived)
# i love the bacon brothers!
baconaise! i want me some of that
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)
# yum
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Stomach acid and fermenting duck urine.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:40, archived)
# I have actually made and drunk this. Twice
It's not that bad if you're already drunk, awful if you're sober.
Also
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Sounds delicious ;)
hi :)
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmm, must be nearly teatime.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Over Ready
Keep Frozen
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:06, archived)
# At first I didn't read it as Aunt.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:26, archived)
# I C what you mean . . .
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:30, archived)
# That
puts a whole different slant on things.

didn't notice that myself either
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Dittoness




(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Seems the arachnids round my flat

have become rather fashionable, eh what?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I say!

(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:53, archived)
# My word!
*chumbles*
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:00, archived)
#

(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:59, archived)
# hahahaha!
top hole!

have a p:

(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Good lord!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Blimey!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Hey!
Can I say I'm sorry, for whatever?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Eh? Are we having an argument I didn't notice?
I do that sometimes :(
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:16, archived)
# You know that we are!!!
*cries*
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Oh, then er... Sure. Appology accepted.
I'm, uh, sorry too. For whatever.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:24, archived)
# I just feel ignored.
Tell me I'm pretty :D
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:25, archived)
# with my reputation...
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:02, archived)
# And oh so intelligent too !
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:03, archived)
# chuffing, eh what?
Yay for fancy insects!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:24, archived)
# an all-round better class of spider
:)
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmm
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Sounds delicious to me!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:36, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:42, archived)
# fuuuuuuck
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:48, archived)
# in other news...
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:54, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sure it's been done before
but never mind

(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)
# As Gregor Samsor awoke one morning from uneasy dreams,
he found himself transformed in his bed into a giant insect.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)
# He then immediately updated his twitterbook status to read "LOL I am an insect! It is well horrid!"
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# who...?
Is this a football thing...?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha
And in goal we have Franz Kafka, who is here on trial...
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Kafka has only recently recovered from an unusual incident in which the ball became embedded in his back, where it began to rot and fester.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:34, archived)
# No
surprisngly Liebnitz is in goal preferred to Camus.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:52, archived)
# i think you overestimate your audience
:)
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:31, archived)
# You take that back!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# No, he's right.
I certainly don't get it.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Well Czech me out!
With my oblique photoshoppery.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Ive seen the film
does that count?

/unemployed so watches day time films
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:47, archived)
# .
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Haha.
I was reading about that earlier.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)
# "Wear the headscarf, Mary,
you know how it turns me on."
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# The article says
"Within hours of its unveiling, the billboard had been defaced with brown paint." Jesus and Mary Poo Party!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# lol....
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:18, archived)
# HA HA!
You're so offensive :D

Also, HELLO!!!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Oh hullo.
How do's?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# fine fine...
you seem surprised? :D
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:42, archived)
# That's nothing ... Mary was seeing Zeus behind Jehova's back.
In bull form!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Jehoviality
:)
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Art For Art's Sake
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:13, archived)
# NOT art.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not a fan.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Mmm
Tasty and horny

(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Factory Closed.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I find your seemingly intimate knowledge of dog clits
rather disquietening.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I'm just nipping down the shops,


And I'm taking Spot with me.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:57, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Is that my cat?


She's a bit of a flapper
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Happy Candle Time To You !
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:07, archived)
# corrr thanks!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Ha ha, amazing.
Props for the reflections as well.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# he he
part of a video I am doin to the tune "don't bring louLou" watch the links board..
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Dance tiem!
\o/
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Yay!!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Woo!
Happy B3taday :)
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Ta muchly
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Spot knows a good thing when he sees it !
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:03, archived)
# One always dresses
for Tesco.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Thats a huuuuuuge cat
what do you feed it?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Whiskas
and anyone seen holding a socialist worker sign at demonstrations.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:18, archived)

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