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(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Ha! True
also for all your Wilbur Smith needs
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:26, archived)
# well you say need:P
Don't forget Jamie Oliver books too.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Ah yes I've been meaning to fix that wonky computer table
that'll sort it!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:30, archived)
# haha
I hope they have a big Oxfam sticker on it says £1.00, £50p, 25p, 3 for 50p.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:29, archived)
#
£1.00, £50p, 25p, 3 for 50p PLEASE JUST TAKE THEM WE ARE DYING IN HERE DYING
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:31, archived)
# That must be the ultimate fail for an author.
Seeing their book in the 'Please take one' basket outside Oxfam.

I mate of mine has written a couple of books and when his first came out he dived into a Waterstones when I was with him to see how long it would take him to get thrown out for signing all his own books. :P
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:35, archived)
# signing other peoples is more fun
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Actually I don't think it would be.
He didn't identify himself when he went in so that's what they thought he was doing.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:48, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:54, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:30, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahah
why haven't I seen this before?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:32, archived)
# you were looking the other way
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:32, archived)
# She is an animal - AN ANIMAL - in bed.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:34, archived)
# does she chew the sheets?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Yes.
And my cock.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:02, archived)
# The gift that keeps on giving
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha
have my first ever FP

(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:36, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
brilliant!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:49, archived)
# they should so make this
and get that guy to direct it
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I STOLE IT! - To make an Auschwitz sandwich.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I knew someone here had
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:24, archived)
# It's here
lovingly placed there by Walt

(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:26, archived)
# bet that gives you terrible gas
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:27, archived)
# With heaps of sarcasm...
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] It's alive!!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Yes.
Good stuff. A breakfast of Red Bull and a Marlboro red. The stuff of heroes/people with nothing to live for.

EDIT: Ningles, all! You're all gay.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:17, archived)
# nope, sorry
your all gay
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:19, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:25, archived)
# No.
Racist.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Actually, I think you'll find
your all ghey.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:32, archived)
# I am?
*glees*

Bum sex all round!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:25, archived)
# you big gayer
that's not Red Bull - that is BLUE BOLT - it curls your teeth
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Cheap imitation.
However - "it curls your teeth" is a wonderfully poetic description.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:32, archived)
# I needed a caffeine boost while driving and had an out of date can of diet Blue Bolt that was very warm
I can honestly describe the experience of drinking it as painful
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:36, archived)
# That made me cringe in the pant area.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:37, archived)
# hehe
our Xmas do was last night - my sustenance today has been hotel brekkie with lots of black pudding, Nescafe Blend 37 and Relentless - I'm going to have a heart attack by lunchtime
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Shh
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:36, archived)
# arf!
everyone bought their Rage Against the Machine copy by the way?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Nah
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Doing it today.
Fuck you Cowel I won't buy what you tell me!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:39, archived)
# *headbangs*
It's a great tune anyway, hadn't heard it in a while
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Well it'll be the only single I have two copies of:P
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Yes
Numbers are pretty close though :( Joe might just pull it back
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I already have it
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:42, archived)
# fuck off
twats everyone buying either one

I can't believe you've made me side more with the XFactor.
I'd rather have some insipid karaoke child pleasing the old dears and kids at Christmas who do care about the UK number 1 than a song from the 90s that was only popular because of swearing making a few geeks online giggle.

Why the fuck didn't you pick Slade or something vaguely Festive. Wankers

(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:43, archived)
# ^ I bought it because it does this to people
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:44, archived)
# I thought the point was to buy it to piss off the XFactor fans
see, now you're confusing your motivation.
Maybe if the people teling you to do stuff had sent better instructions you wouldn't be in this mess
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:45, archived)
# what mess am I in?
I like the song so I bought it get over it Simon
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:48, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:53, archived)
# pfft!

(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I actually like Rage Against the Machine.
My hate for the X Factor is secondary in comparison.
Might have something to do with me doing a lot of skating in the 90s, but hey ho.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:44, archived)
# they were good when they started
but now its dad rock
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:46, archived)
# does that make ac/dc, iron maiden, metalica grandad rock?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Yes. One step away from pushing-up-the-daisies rock.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:53, archived)
# yes, pretty much
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:09, archived)
# It's Our Generation's equivalent of listnening to the Stones or The Kinks
we're getting old

(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Well it's festive in that RATM are donating their profits from it to Shelter.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:52, archived)
# I didn't know that
That's awesome of them :O
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Don't buy it, though.
Apparently it makes you a 'twat' and a 'wanker'.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Well, I did buy it, but then I bought
the rest of the album, I forgot just how good it is.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:58, archived)
# It's actually a very very good album
the rest of their work: not so much
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
# What was that one with the super hero dude on it...
That was a good album, too
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Evil Empire?

Had some great songs, but was also sometimes a bit boring
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Evil Empire,
that's the one :)
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:17, archived)
# yay, some good comes out of it
wonder what the profits actually amount to after Sony and Simon's cut
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:05, archived)
# FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME*
* Unless it's a load of people online telling me, then I'm more than happy to do it.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Seems reasonable.
Aren't we all here to 'make a few geeks online giggle'?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I do actually like RATM but I agree with waht you're saying but mainly because
it's the point that we are being told what to buy to stop us buying what we are told to buy - personally I couldn't give a fuck!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:46, archived)
# It's a bit ironic, given the lyrics

(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Yeah, but it's not like they were behind it.
And the charity angle is pretty good considering how it has snowballed. They can hardly say 'actually, don't buy it', can they?

Because then you would be doing what they told you.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:06, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:08, archived)
# because Xmas number 1's are usually shite
and this is a good tune, regardless of the swearing?

As much as I don't give much of a toss about the charts, surely you'd agree that after these insipid X factor clones getting the number 1 slot for 5 years in a row, it's time to break the cycle?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I think it's a rubbish tune
They did much better stuff like Bombtrack or guerilla radio, the later of which, I think would have made more sense
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Know Your Enemy was best, IMO
But this was the tune everyone rallied around

*remembers my drunken teenage years and weeps openly*
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Bulls on Parade FTW.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Bombtrack Yay!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:59, archived)
# 'Renegades Of Funk' = sexy bassline
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:04, archived)
# *something about Whigfield*
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Saw her play Reading in an orange boiler suit with a bag on her head.
AMAZING.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:17, archived)
# ..
Reading
Guantanamo
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Heh, yep!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I thought the chap who set up the group
chose it as the most popular Rage tune, and that the emphasis was on the group, their name and what they stood for?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:19, archived)
# It's a good job you dont know that both songs are owned by Sony...
...so it's probably just a marketing ploy to generate revenue

Because that would really nark you off

i'm sure you do know, I was just pointing it out for those that didnt
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:48, archived)
# That was the first thing I thought when I heard about it.
"What record label are RATM on?"
"Sony."
"But of course."

Couldn't have been a classic bit of NOFX, could it.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:50, archived)
# X Factor is Syco records,
Rage is Epic records,

They may both be owned by Sony, but the record labels themselves are completely independent of eachother, neither of them will see profits from the other label. Sony will, but not a whole lot, I wouldn't think.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# they will both see higher profits
as each is being bought by one camp or the other to outdo their rival
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:09, archived)
# But Cowell is on the board of Sony as well
I'm pleased because it means there might be a karaoke version of it
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:19, archived)
# But the profits will feed back to the parent company (sony)
Consolidated profit and loss accounts m'boy, it's all part of "Financial Reporting Standard 2 - Accounting for subsidiary undertakings"
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:23, archived)
# i'm not going to buy either of them
BECAUSE I'M CLEVER AND I KNOW SIMON COWELL OWNS MOST OF THE SONY MUSIC LABEL and i'm skint
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Actually Slade would have been good
I think the choice of song was more directed at Simon Cowell himself. However I the Album RATM was an iconic one not only in its orginal style but in it not using guitar effects other than that available on a guitar amp.
It inspired a lots of muscians for years to come.
If Slade had been used I don't think that it would have had the same impact.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Floral Dance - Wogan
That is all
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:10, archived)
# it would have been a beautiful thing after today's sign off
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:14, archived)
# indeed, would have been nice (in a humourous way) to get ol' Tel to the top of the charts the week he leaves :)
still, n'mind :)
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:17, archived)
# He's got a new Christmas one out
With Aled Jones!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I know this (regular listener)
the Floral dance has more of a 'humourous' tone to it, which (to me, at least) would have subverted the trite offerings by X factor a tad better.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Personally I endorse I've Got a Brand New Combine Harvester.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Womblin' merry Christmas!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Even I have limits on what I'll click ;)
maybe this for next years no. 1?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSed1K-QNMc
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:24, archived)
# what's wrong with wombles?
also... YES!!!!"!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:25, archived)
# personally I bought it because it will be a nice change
And it'll be funny. I don't even like the band. I'm into jazz.

:)
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:43, archived)
# yup
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:43, archived)
# I'm going to illegally download it to get into the spirit of things ;)
/misses the point
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:43, archived)
# fight the powers
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Abso-fookin-lutely!
which all this buy the RATM record seems to miss the point.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:47, archived)
# it's internet mischief and that's a good thing

without it we wouldn't have Mr. Splashypants
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Agreed...
save your money, don't do as you're told, even if you're told not to do it!
Sod Cowell
Sod Sony
Sod RATM
And finally,
Sod the bloody P2P networks
FTW
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:13, archived)
# hehe a good plan well executed.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:31, archived)
# yeah
might buy another though
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)
# What does the Daily Mail say on this
I only do what it tells me to think and do
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:21, archived)
# it thinks
buying records gives you cancer
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Cancer
and my name is Larry

/floaters off
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:24, archived)
# *head book*
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha, brilliant.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:40, archived)
# "It's a TRAPPIST!"
;)
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:43, archived)
# shhh now
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Arf!

(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:53, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
# :P

(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:27, archived)
# 'ningles all.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Yup, that sounds like the morning BBC news
the next "report" is likely to be about a BBC tv program
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I blame Wossy!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I blame everyone but myself
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Yes!
lady newsreader is lovely
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:48, archived)
# typos
but not enough for
BBC breakfast
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Yeah
I noticed two:P
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Last thing I heard was that you can get cancel from masturbating too little
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:49, archived)
# oH NOES!
Not cancel!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:59, archived)
# there's such a thing?
(masturbating too little, not cancel)
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Yes.
Look at your wrists. If they are both the same thickness you are not masterbating enough.
This is science.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Woo hoo!
One wrist a la Popeye.
One wrist a la Twiglet.

(thin.. not brown and nobbly. That'll be like my fist)
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:03, archived)
# in the Highlands
the old dears used stone grinders to crush grain with - they'd pull the stone wheels round with one hand and throw the grains in with the other, so they ended up with one massively developed muscle on one arm and a weedy scrawny one on the other, like a wrinkly fiddler crab
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:04, archived)
# So depending on your taste you can choose a suitible arm when requesting a Scottish, old lady hand shandy?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:07, archived)
# arse cancel?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Oh fuck

(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I woke up this morning with one word on my lips


edit: 'ning!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:20, archived)
# what big ears you have
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:22, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:22, archived)
# LOW FUCKING POLY
Is it for a game?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:22, archived)
# That's certainly not low poly
594K is certainly a lot more than 32K

Tea?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:22, archived)
# you're kidding, it's not :O
Jesus, it is! *goes away to fix*


edit: Fixed! Sorry :( Bloody iPhone outputs as PNG, didn't realise :(
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Jesus, that filesize is just rediculous

(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:24, archived)
# I would love to be that coherent in the morning
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Small man pondering his existence from back of polar bear?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Hahah :D
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:26, archived)
# get a brew on!!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:24, archived)
# I would say the answer is because you went to bed with a scarf on, perhaps?
*Hello Sir Zyk0tiK you're quite a txt-meme now :D long time no see welcome back.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Hey Maiden :)
Yeah, I drop in from time to time, busy life these days and don't get much time to just hang around my computer doing not much like the old days :P Nice to be back in the holidays though :) This time last year I was in the desert :(
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I honestly can't believe you didn't get shot
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:45, archived)
# There was a few ropey moments
I got lucky though :)
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:50, archived)
# I woke up this morning thuinking
"why did I get up in the night and watch Under Seige 2?"
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Because you're "just a chef"?
I woke up thinking, "Why did I watch 'Drag Me to Hell' last night and have freaky dreams"
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Because
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:41, archived)
# apols for the double post and comic sans

(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Haha
"Whizzer"
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
'ningles mate
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Happy Nick Griffin is a happy nazi bastard :D!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:16, archived)
# LOL! ;)
That's damn good b3ta that is!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:20, archived)
# because this really needed a new thread
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:23, archived)
# it was half an hour later and I thought it was Christmas
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:26, archived)
# well it's not
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:30, archived)
# You've ruined christmas.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:30, archived)
# bah!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:31, archived)
# bumhug!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Lump of coal for Mr. Proj.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:33, archived)
# I would imagine him actually saying "Whizzer!"
as most of his reading material and manifesto would have been taken from 1930's racist comic books.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Tintin FTW!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:30, archived)
# I rather like the idea if him as a podgy pre-school child too,
just seems to fit somehow, very tweedle DUMB....
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:35, archived)
# hehe
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:48, archived)
# There's something about his head
That makes him look brilliant as a baby.
Also: Boss tag hahahahahahahahahha, brilliant!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I did a lol.
Very good, sir, very good.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:16, archived)
# The temporary new one wasn't really inkeeping with the original
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 8:42, archived)
# holy shit
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Work makes free! Don't mean the sign is!
Nice btw!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 8:47, archived)
# strength through joy!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Free sign with every work

I just read the news. Unbelievable.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Link?
No idea what this is about
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:07, archived)
# there's a link under my picture
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Oh yeah :P
*blind*

edit: Shocking, I reckon some squaddies robbed it after a night on the piss.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Nice work, HT
but somehow the news makes me a little bit sadder each day
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 8:53, archived)
# But
it are snow! Even in Auschwitz!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:09, archived)
# That's not snow
it's ash... from burnt dead bodies

merry Crimbo!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:10, archived)
# You're a bad person :'(
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:10, archived)
# don't blame him for it!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Yeah
was just following orders
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Didn't that happen in an episode of Dr Who?
Or in some film?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:12, archived)
# it's not in Schindlers List is it
debris from the chimneys
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Unbelievable!
:o
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:03, archived)
# It's really bizarre what gets in to peoples' heads
when it comes to stealing.

It's not like they can sell that on. Smelting it down won't get them that much money.

Ipso Facto: pointless.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:06, archived)
# I'm sure
some far right nutter would gladly pay a fortune for it
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:11, archived)
# I think
they should put it over the gates of my old school
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:13, archived)
# it's the same as church stained glass windows being stolen
outrageously rich people who want to collect important stuff will stop at nothing
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Maybe this would also make a nice replacement :D
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:13, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Christmas beastie is christmassy.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 8:39, archived)
# ..and a beastie.

How does he smell?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Oh Jesus....
Hang on gimme a min....
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 8:50, archived)
# very nice!
for a moment I thought that was a selection of rotors sticking out of it's arse
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Helps with flying and sleigh pulling what-not!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:23, archived)
# trots this out again
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 7:46, archived)
# i hope you're all enjoying the global warming this fine morning!
what sort of cunt schedules a global warming summit in Scandinavia, in winter, in a cold snap?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 8:14, archived)
# My missus got a snow day today
no fair!

We're gonna try and persuade the boss to let us stay in the pub all afternoon instead
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 8:20, archived)
# Snow + Pub = Perfection :D!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 8:32, archived)
# until you fall arse over tit on the way home
and break your legs

which i nearly did sober this morning
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 8:37, archived)
# What's bad about broken legs at christmas? :D
"Bring me my wine and presents wench!"
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 8:48, archived)
# This was the Netherlands yesterday
and probably also today, but I've learned my lesson and I won't be going on any public transportation today
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 8:49, archived)
# I finally found out
the difference between the Netherlands and Holland last night

Thank you QI

And good nings to you sir
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Ha, good, good

And a good ning!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:04, archived)
# pfft
YOU ICE BASTARD!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Trying to learn to draw again with Brugel
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 5:38, archived)
# Groovy!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 5:43, archived)
# Ha
danke
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 6:22, archived)
# BRUGEL!!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 5:44, archived)
# I'm on to his monsters now, good stuff here
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 6:22, archived)
# Reminds me of Bosch
nicely
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 8:47, archived)
# I drawed you an elk
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 3:07, archived)
# It's like watching a fight where the weapons are candleabras.
CANDLEABRA BROUHAHA
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 3:13, archived)
# Have you not drawn any elk mr mofaha?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 3:18, archived)
# They're a bit pointy
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 3:21, archived)
# But have you ever drawn one?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 3:21, archived)
# Ever so pointy
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 3:22, archived)
# use the anti-point filter
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 3:23, archived)
# ok, wate
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 3:24, archived)
# Im sure it's there in your big box of filters
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 3:24, archived)
# I think I did it wrong
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 3:44, archived)
# WTF is that in the bushes in the back D:


the elk however is correct
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 3:45, archived)
# See this is the thing
my elk filter's gone weird
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 3:47, archived)
# It's got a virus :(
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 3:47, archived)
# I think so.
Those things in the bushes are really worrying me.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 3:48, archived)
# They gonna give me nightmares
I best not sleep now :(
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 3:49, archived)
# have you checked the path settings?
 


it could just be your monitor though
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 4:03, archived)
# Haha fuck yes, Mafoho.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 3:47, archived)
# ELK R DEADLY
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 4:14, archived)
# How does one candle a bra anyway?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 3:29, archived)
# Stick a wick in it and set it alight!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 3:32, archived)
# tenk you fore this an elk
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 3:17, archived)
# u r welcum
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 3:18, archived)
# RUT LIKE A MOTHER FUCK
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 3:25, archived)
# ELK R DEADLY
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 3:29, archived)
# DEADLY
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 3:45, archived)
# here halso his han helk
 



I couldn't see his feet in the picture though so I had to guess
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 4:25, archived)
# You guessed SO RIGHT.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 4:25, archived)
# ELK ON SKATES
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 4:32, archived)
# BRRRRM BRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMM
 

 
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 4:37, archived)
# Hahahahahhahha fucking yes
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 4:39, archived)
# ZOOOOM!!!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 4:51, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 5:17, archived)
# LEAN BACK
 
I like where this is going
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 5:23, archived)
# My brain hurts too much to do more at the moment.
Needs axles and underplate. Then attached to a boned elk.
Then I can have him Icecapade his ass all over the place.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 5:39, archived)
# My life is complete.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 5:52, archived)
# I luh dis shit
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 5:39, archived)
# hahah
penis turd
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 4:00, archived)
# is that x factor winner
joe mcELKdry?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 4:04, archived)
# Hahahahhahahha
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 4:08, archived)
# I like this elk.
He looks mean.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 4:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 4:08, archived)
# LX R DEDLY
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 4:15, archived)
# Indeed
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 4:17, archived)
# URN BENING SILY >:C
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 4:25, archived)
# it looks like a turd with bumhairs stuck on it
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 4:26, archived)
# penis turd
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 4:30, archived)
# That's what an elk is
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 4:33, archived)
# As we're talking snow...
May I proffer my first hdr attempt from switzerland this week?




(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 2:16, archived)
# that building is low fucking poly
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 2:19, archived)
# You sure it isn't
Manchester poly?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 2:21, archived)
# manchester wishes
;)
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 2:28, archived)
# Fuck, man. Look how shitty the skybox is.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 2:33, archived)
# Have you tried cable?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 2:40, archived)
# Telly rots yours eyes, man. It's the government brain-washing your brain, man. Don't believe the papers, man.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 2:45, archived)
# is it for a game?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 2:26, archived)
# just holiday snaps
the building is by peter zumthor and is all of the ace.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 2:27, archived)
# see: classic b3ta flounces of 2005
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 3:16, archived)
# Hahahah I hadnt seen that before
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 3:35, archived)
# schnurr was in fine form that day
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 3:39, archived)
# I take it that's where "is it for a game?" came from
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 3:41, archived)
# GANZ GENAU
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 4:01, archived)
# that thread is a classic
even with most of the pictures missing. i'd never seen that before either, and i'd like to thank you for bringing a ray of light to an otherwise bleak and chilly day.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:29, archived)
# well, there's architecture to wank at
:)
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 2:32, archived)
# I want snow :(
Can you ski there?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 2:33, archived)
# pretty to look at
but wouldn't want to be there. Snow is bad, mmkay.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 2:37, archived)
# Nice!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 2:42, archived)
# nice
:)
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 3:10, archived)
# Is that Freebase in the bottom left window?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 3:11, archived)
[challenge entry] With a colour to appeal to kids too
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Shopped pics only please
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 7:15, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:36, archived)
# I love b3ta snow cocks
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:40, archived)
#
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Snowballs!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 2:11, archived)
# THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY!!!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 2:54, archived)
# Have a sausage.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Is that you?
If so I imagined you totally different.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Way too much hair to be me.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:50, archived)
# hmmm?
what did you imagine, anyway...
come to think of it, i don't want to know
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:05, archived)
# thanks for all this soup
we need more soup though
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Thanks steg
Always delivering
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Dinosaurs are an important feature in soup lowering apparatus.
Also dinosaurs are USB2.0.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Silly Steg! We can't grill soup!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:08, archived)
# Grilla chickan.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Plump!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)
# yeah, but it's all ass
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:22, archived)
# PUMPASS!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:24, archived)
#
SouP!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:08, archived)
# At last!
The soup airlift begins.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:12, archived)
# I like this
also

the cheese I am eating, contains no actual cheese.

I am afraid.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:12, archived)
# that aint cheese numbnuts
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:13, archived)
# He just said that.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:13, archived)
# look you crazy mother
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:15, archived)
# SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:16, archived)
# My mother ain't crazy. She's a lesbian.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:17, archived)
# she's from lybia
well who knew man, WHO KNEW!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:19, archived)
# It's her being married to another woman that gives it away.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Haha. NOT THIS YEAR.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:27, archived)
# What kind of cheese is it?
Bacon?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:14, archived)
# iceland cheese made using gene technology
but it's not GM

I am confused!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Cheese food?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Cheese food?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Cheese food.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:19, archived)
# alas.
it is meta cheese.

not feta cheese.

HAHAH HAHAHA

HAHA

:(
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Nota cheese!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:22, archived)
# I've just discovered that
the exhaust gasket material I'm using is made toatally of cheese!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:18, archived)
# What you've got there, is a bad case of cheese gasket
you better get someone round from the council to spray it
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Fools cheese, bro.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:19, archived)
# no no! it'll make me rich man! rich beyond one or more of my very dreams!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 2:02, archived)
# It is a slice of bread.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:24, archived)
# not just any bread
but ethnically diverse bread
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 2:03, archived)
# you might be eating cheez
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:31, archived)
# shit! this is scientifically possible!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Cheese analogue man
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 3:16, archived)
# SOUP! IN THE NAME OF LOVE
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:12, archived)
# SO THURSTY FO SOUP
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Soup's all well and good...
But where's the pie?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Not really
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Don't make me angry.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Steg makes his triumphant return
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 2:27, archived)
# I had to
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 2:29, archived)
# SO HAPPY!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Gary Busey
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 0:52, archived)
# WOAH.. HE STOLE THAT GUY'S PIZZA
 
that's great
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 0:54, archived)
# OH SHIT
IT'S BATMAN
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Britney?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)
# post zamboni riding chill out session
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:15, archived)
# God I love that image...
And then they went motoring.

(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:18, archived)
# my name is garrRROOOAAAGGHHHHHHH busey
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:01, archived)
# buseyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy and his new buddy sted-pecker
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Snow Cock
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 0:49, archived)
# this is beautiful
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Cock!
Snow cock!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 0:58, archived)
# TALLER
PROJECT YOUR WHITE TOWER TO THE GODS
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Mine's bigger
Cant claim credit for this, but I reckon if your out early tmrw on Tooting Common you might find the prankster/sex offender guilty of this at work.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:22, archived)

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