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# robble robble robble
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)
# He looks like he is chonging crazy!
DISCO ELK!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:31, archived)
# ROLLER DISCO!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:32, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
# In OTHER OTHER news:
According to my gmail SPAM I can sleep with married women NOW!!!!

Also there's something about an African Prince and 5 million dollars...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Hell yes!
I live with a Nigerian Fella, I keep asking him why Nigerian Princes are so nice and keep offering me loads of money.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# That's gotta be awkward...
does he ever profess to have your inheritance money sitting in the Bank of Nigeria waiting for you to go there and claim it?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Nah,
I am getting back by not giving him any rent! LOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)
# OOah ooah
*does obligatory 70's riff*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Back off, pervert!
Slobbering freak!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:32, archived)
# maybe later I'll make him slobber
right now I am headed to bed, me thinks.. I am sick as fuck. Fucking swines.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
# CYA.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:09, archived)
# I bought everyone the same thing this year. They were on sale for some reason.
cfb 230k
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Fucking shitty magnets :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Always with the fucking shitty magnets.
They're so fucking shitty.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Seriously, Why are magnets so fucking shitty? Fucking cunty shitting magnets!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# wow
that magnets legs go aalllllllll the way to the top ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# She is a sexy fucking magnet!
But she is still a fucking shitty magnet!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# i am watching night of the living magnet
which i shall follow with dawn of the magnet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Zombies are nearly as shitty as magnets!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# you lie! zombies are awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# IT'S A TRAP
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
# MOVIEWEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 1:48, archived)
# They're everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# I heard they're racist too!
I saw it in American History Magnet
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Hahahaha! *clicketyclick*
*waits patiently for postman to bring gleeful present
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# ELK R DEADLY
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Test anim that may amuse you.
Bit large (400k) and far too shitty to link in.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Fucking shitty elks!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# ROLLER DISCO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# I'd buy that. I'd buy that so hard.
So hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# how hard man?
like, "FUCK ME YEAH"

as you rub yourself against a granite structure?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Granite ain't no good here. You know granite ain't no good. You know that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# it's all about the basalt now
oh fuck

BASALT

fucking oh god, slow cool magmatic ERUPTIONS

shit OH GOD YEAH


FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# My glands!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# you're gonna have to spurt from all of them!
this is BASALT!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# gah my brain
cant tell if thats real or not
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# *glee*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:12, archived)
# fuck the shitty magnets!
sell them as evil sugarcubes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Fucking shitty magnets!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Don't be bustin ma magnet bro'
merm
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Fucking shitty magnets!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# *shakes fist!*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:12, archived)
# And we know how to blame!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Don't be blaming it on Lovejoy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:32, archived)
# pfff!
magnetbusters 2 is good, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhahhhahhh fuck yeah
 
bonus free AIDS with shipping?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# We always include AIDS.
Also
AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:11, archived)
#
#helicopter%20fuck
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
#
#fuck%20horses
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)
# BUT WHERE DO THE FUCKHOSES GO?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# I asked her, but she just smiled.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# This is fucking amazing!
If I could have animated gifs as my wallpaper, this would be my wallpaper!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)
# You can
Adjust your active desktop settings
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)
# you are a good person for doing this
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)
# THAT MACHINE HAS NOW BEEN DOMINATED
 
TOP WORK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)
# DOMINATION
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 3:42, archived)
# Hello B3ta!
I was going to draw you a lovely Christmas picture but my muse wouldn't oblige.


'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Hey Todd, I love your Dogs and everything,
but why don't you draw a Jellyfish? I think that's what b3ta really wants! JELLYFISH! YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Okay then.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
JELLYFISH!

Be warned though, Portugeuse Man of What? are not Jellyfish!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# a jellyfish playing cards
high stakes cards

with the mollusc mafia watching on, angrilly.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# A Crab, a Lobster and an impertinent Barnacle.
That is what this episode needs.

And I want the Barnacle to be screaming "AILSA! AILSA! AIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLSA!"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)
# while the pufferfish barman says "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:53, archived)
# HA! HA! HA! YEAH!
And a nun!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)
# My dad was a nun.
Whenever he was in court, the judge would say, "Occupation?" and he'd say "nun".
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Shut up and draw me a barnacle!
Girls totally can't tell jokes!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Fuck yes smiling because happy.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:08, archived)
# That's a fucking fish you dick!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:12, archived)
# this makes me think of kodiak jack
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Reminds me more of Kanye West.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:19, archived)
# not the band
the mighty boosh character
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:23, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)
# DRAGONS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Monkey eating pickles!
whilst humping stoats!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# i may eat the occasional pickle
but i draw the line at humping stoats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)
# I have m&m's!
yeah!

tasty chemically toxic waste m&m's!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:53, archived)
# don't taunt me with your chocolatey baubles discomeats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# oh, ok
*zips back up*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# those aren't chocolatey baubles
those are shitty nuts. have you been hiding snickers in your undies?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# yes, it explains the way I've been walking
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# peanuts under the foreskin can chafe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# isn't that the best feeling ever!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# i don't know
for i have no foreskin, nor anything to attach one to if i had it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Here's one I made earlier:
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# \o/
fuck yeah, just where is that cement!?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
# I told you!
My neighbour used it to build his pond!

Fucking cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# *glees*
it's even a proper dragony colour!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Oh fuck yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Glorious!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# I can see a cat and a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Oh fuck!
I didn't see the cat before, sorry Ttssattsr! My bad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# that is full of glee!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)
# and jelly!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Dude, that's a pretty cool lobster,
but where's the jellyfish with the barnacle mafia?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Doing bummings with firemen
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# RAPELOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
# woo!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# ooooh, das happy
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)
# eggy doyler!
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:53, archived)
# piss on my mind again, you eggy doyler!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)
# eggy doyler
I should make this my name on facebook.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:53, archived)
# sounds like some kind of westcountry recipe for a really unnapealing cake
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's the spirit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# 'ello gorgeous! Gizza kiss.


(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
# *smooch*
*turns into frog*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)
# I hope that dog is okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)
# I feel bad for dogs at this time of year :(
It's really sad dude. Do you remember that dog from Ring of Bright Water? He totally got killed with a spade :( Just like that dog Dumbo :(

Really sad dude! Why did you have to remind me of that?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:46, archived)
# What dog?
What dog Ttsattyr?
I'm now all worried about an unknown dog
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Well if you insist!
*kisses*

Oi! Don't touch me there! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:45, archived)
# What a lovely frorg.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Tastes quite nice unless you get a mouthful of hair*


*like a lot of things to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Arf!
Also, for

www.b3tards.com/u/67a65da9325cc9b514a8/mucopter.jpg

It's the best I could do, I have no string :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Is there a shark?
isn't REAL unless there's a shark...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
# it's there
dorko just doesn't know how to take a photo
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:41, archived)
# When you're trying to hold up a helicopter,
it's a bit tough to take a good picture you cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)
# now now you two...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Fuck you Scoppzilla!
Fuck you! You don't know what it's like on the outside man! You don't know what it's like! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:53, archived)
# ENHANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:44, archived)
# You really have too much time on your hands...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:46, archived)
# dude, you don't have a proper lego shark?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:46, archived)
# I have a little one,
but this is part of my lego I got for christmas. It is supposedly a Lego "creation" shark.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:48, archived)
# turn on some lights and try again you fucking cave dweller
;)
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:48, archived)
# The light are on RANDY!
But no-one's home!

Your mind!
Is not your own!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# oi!
only the womens get to call me that
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Sorry.
RANDY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Really, I am sorry!
RANDALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# :)
now gimme kiss!
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# LOL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:53, archived)
# I have much more mad skills than those dicks on Csi! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
#
nedroid.com/comics/2009-12-18-crimelab.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Dude,
judging by that comic, HE WAS FRAMED!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:12, archived)
# I want to nail her, quite a lot
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Oh no! It's Cyclone Laurence! Coming to rip through your homes and leave them oh-so-trendy!


www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/afp_asiapacific/view/1026284/1/.html
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Haha
Blowing off your roof and replacing it with purple velvet
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)
# what a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# A cunt was having to walk from Camden Town uphill to East Finchley earlier on
though slush, ice, and heavy snow; with a pro-camera and three L-lenses, and various flash guns on my back, with a foot containing a toe a broken almost exactly a year ago that has never seemed to heal, on top of being reasonably unfit these days, because there was a bit of snowfall on London which caused the Northern Line to die

The buses seemed to be all crashing up the A1000 as well, so that wasn't really an option. Five stops on the Northern Line, and it is reduced to torture and chaos.



(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)
# the victoria line was fine earlier...
granted I only went form euston to st pancras, so it doesnt really count as a journey.

But there was problems at st pancras, most of the south eastern trains wernt working so I was lucky I managed to get home.
A tiny amount of snow and the country goes to shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Come and live in Cardiff.
We haven't had any snow other than a very light sprinkling last night.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Yup yup.
Half an inch of slush on the road and the country grinds to a halt. You soft English wimps, you don't know what snow is! :P
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:47, archived)
# I walked past one scene of chaos tonight
A double decker bus on the descent into East Finchley at a rude angle pointed more or less at the pavement, with the actual driver in complete brake down mode; and throwing all the passengers off the bus saying he had been on the go since seven, was physically exhausted, couldn't control the rig, and was quitting.

I hobbled on
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Poor guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# i want snow!
everywhere in the country will have a white christmas, except fucking liverpool!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Don't worry,
I am sure that someone will steal some for you.

The only downside will be that all your snow will be up on bricks ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)
# He's left everything FABULOUS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Haha
He is UNLEASHED!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Let's all relax
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:12, archived)
# This sickens me!
It's so fucking racist! What would Obama think?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Hope, and change.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)
# God yes
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:34, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)
# *Relaxes*
Ahhhhhh, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# well now I want me some fudge so I do
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# NOT COOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH FUUUUUUCK!!1
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:16, archived)
# YO YO I'M A COWBOY NOW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)
# HATS OFF TO THE NEW AGE HAIRSTYLE MADE OF BONES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:21, archived)
# hahaha!
fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Oh my fuck
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Oh fuck what happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)
# SWEET DANCING GRANDMA!
*loads blunderbuss*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# AutoeroticARGH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Jesus Christ
Kill it
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
# AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Mofffaaaahaaaaa :ccccc
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)
# I say nuke it from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Good God
Seasons greetings to you as well
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Just as I saw this
Jesus Built My Hotrod came up on my playlist. It's rather appropriate.

(For those who've never heard it, it's crazy as fuck industrial.)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:47, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 1:48, archived)
# *drops armful of whatever i had an armfull of*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 2:11, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 7:45, archived)
# This should be THE advert
for Ex-Lax
(moistness, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Meh... 'ave it
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:40, archived)
# pfft
see mr icke?
clearly not a lizard.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# nao ma'am...
it's his mask I used on that there Monarch.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# hmm, confuing
so a mask, over a mask, over a lizard face then?

...or is the lizard face a mask too?

OMG the royals are stoats!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)
# am it stoat tiem again?
yay! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
# It's never stoat time, BBB.
Never ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Dude, you're outvoted on the stoats.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Hey Mu,
I just built my first lego toy of christmas :D

It was the helicopter :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)
# \o/ The next one is the shark yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Yeah, why not :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Also:
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Ace weasel!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Stoats always have a black tipped tail. They're impossible to mistake if you can see the tail.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# CAN'T OUTSTOAT MU!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# ;)
Shark built!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Now you need some kind of bridge.
If only you had some form of reusable building block that could be formed into such a thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Oh fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)
# I love this stoat
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)
# "For you, I'd wash my hair with stinky glue, I'd fry my legs and eat them too
I'd put a spider in my shoe, for you."
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# yokels! whadda they know about art?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AdaI-4bCt0
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Because Cockweasle promised a gay kettle, but never delivered D:<
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:56, archived)
# GAY RAGE
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Bumming in the name of?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)
# buttsecks 4 jesus baby
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# GNNNNNNNFFF.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)
# ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Steamy!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Why so angry
when so colourful?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:09, archived)
# SNARNKETTLE IS FULL OF GAYSNARN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# he shouldn't be angry
he's letting off steam, therefore should be nice and calm.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)
# *'as it*
*scared by it*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Auschwitz, Friday 18th Dec, 3:58 am.

(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:12, archived)
# is that Craig from BB1?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# I really fancied Anna the lesbian nun.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:19, archived)
# was she a real nun?
Because faux nun is no fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# sexy nuns all the way
was she bald?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Ha!
I cannot possibly think of a comeback on this level.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)
# your timing was perfect
I thought up that spoonerism this morning.
Now you just need to say something about footwear that feeture [sic] days of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# What am I, your straight man?
Get your own double act, you days-of-the-week / shoes girl!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# it's a good job I'm not looking for a staight man! G'ah.
If you were wondering...Sunday mocks my Monday socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Heh heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Pffft
A bit more work... just saw it into three pieces.

/did I dream that or did it really happen?
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Yes! Now get in your yugo and jet.
In other news, I'm finally building my shop!


(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# yay!
have you decided what to sell (or is it a shop as in workshop?)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# It's my garage/shop
There's a steel house that I'll be putting up in a few months. I know, carbon footprint. But I had to get my cash out of the banks and into something real. I had to post it. I'm going ape. Two years of sitting here working with planning, etc. Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Siamese dreams
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Am i wrong to be rather aroused by this image ?
Do i care?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
# see now,
if they could open their legs, it's a free for all!

/hides
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Wha...?
Nice work on the hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:02, archived)
# ^this
i confess i hadn't noticed
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)
# ^^
Really well done, that.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Pajama Party !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:03, archived)
# fucken ace!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Is that a pixelemur?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Pixel stoat next thank you.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# A headfuck
but a nice headfuck. Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)
# But how did they get their PJs on?
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:13, archived)
# intresting exercises
before bedtime.
expects Valin to add movement.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:17, archived)
# laughing into the fire is it always like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWmdt4Zn0-o
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)
# woah
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# I gave it a few minutes- then I had to filename...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)
# I suddenly wish to eat jambalaya
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Arf! SPANG!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIjUY3pjN8E
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)
# The adventures of Bayou billy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Old black water . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
# this is deep
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# They aren't exactly still
in Louisiana, anyway - and they most often are icky green or brown.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 1:52, archived)
# SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I will not be participating.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)
# You said so before.
You're a massive nincompoop!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I couldn't be arsed shopping anything, but I drew you a picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:31, archived)
# You are forgiven because Alien Horse is fucking awesome :D
But where's our animation?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Ah well
You see everything in these parts is very hectic right now, what with the snow and the alien horses and the top gear board game I just saw right now advertised on tv. Hell yeah top gear!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)
# A Top Gear Board Game?
Sounds fucking awful!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)
# \o/ SUCCESSFUL DIVERSION!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Wait a minute....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Nice Fish!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Nice boots on that galoot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)
# yeeeeeeeeeeeehaw!!!
loving the boots on that beauty!

and the fat arse ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Special Spurs !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:39, archived)
# BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)
# That's ace.
And do I detect a Ttssattssrian influence?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:49, archived)
# I am so going to use that next time I'm in an art gallery.
And yes, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Okey dokey
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)
# This is a thing of beauty!
But, needs more Hi Karate and less Brut :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I love the table leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Showing tracks on it's foreleg !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)
# those are laddered tights
you insensitive cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:42, archived)
# I am not insensitive !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)
# you've offended me now :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Scratched . . . but still willing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Nice work Valin :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Haha! Ning.
I see you still haven't cured your stammer!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Nananananot yeyeyet . . . bbbbut mmmmmn wowowowoworkin' on it !
Nice to see you stan !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Cheers,
Thought I'd pop in for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Dude! You shouldn't take the piss out of Valin's Parkinsons :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Yeah . . . I need all I can get !
Weeeeeeeeeeee . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Phwor! Top seaming.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:37, archived)
# HAMS!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# beautiful!


Click for bigger (137 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:37, archived)
# You could have at least made a new one :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:41, archived)
#
hmmmm

....no
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# That rig's got some mighty horsepower !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)
# cor!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# sexy
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Oh go on then...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:43, archived)
# This is ace!
But needs more seams!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Nice brush back . . . and a yay on the crutch !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:51, archived)
# meh

(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)
# I love the head.
I also like the head of your seamed horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Chase that steeple !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# THis is REALLY good.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
# HA! HA! HA! RUNNING! HA! HA! HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:50, archived)
# That there . . . is some contraption !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# HA! HA! HA!
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:53, archived)
# STOUT !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:57, archived)
# TROUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
# GOUT
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Neigh!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Great way to couch your horse !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:02, archived)
# cool shoes
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)
# marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:04, archived)
# * whistles *
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# i really must make a new one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)
# i love
all of these!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:08, archived)
# She will be wearing speciallied skates.

RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)
# I see your footloose and raise you
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
images1.wikia.nocookie.net/familyguy/images/4/4d/Myleftfoot.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:09, archived)
# was that from My Left Foot the musical? lol
Heather's favourite shop?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Aye, it was :D
Also, do you or anyone else know what the fuck is going on with the popular page?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:18, archived)
# ooh, timing issues.
I thought that I'd something before another picture.
Probably the temp mods that they got in to cover Christmas, messing up.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:21, archived)
# It feels really fucking weird!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:22, archived)
# are they exploding skates?
*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Did you ever wonder
what would have happened if she had changed her name to Ilene?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:12, archived)
# worst compo ever
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:13, archived)
# are you sure?
I've seen some doozies!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)
# at least the other bad ones make people try origional
that one just involved shopping memes onto a board held by a man.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:18, archived)
# So...
you're saying it was GOLF SALE?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:25, archived)
# not worse
merely exactly the same.

Edit: my eyes are going. I could have sworn you said "it was worse than"
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:38, archived)
# It was utter shite!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:28, archived)
# I'm surprised she has the time, vampire slaying is a full time job
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:16, archived)
# She's got form for this sort of thing.

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)
# I can't for the life of me figure out...
...how the punchline isn't "You do the Hokey Cokey and your leg falls off..."
(Troutbiscuits, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Fuck me!
Heather Mills, Bobby Davro, Mikey Graham and Sinitta all on the same show? Have I died and gone to heaven?

No.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# bindun :)

(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Move along


nothing to see here...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)
# IS it 9 30?
No it fucking isn't! PUT YOUR SEAMHORSE AWAY YOU PERVERT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Oh!
Sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)
# That's ok, just make another one
ready for the thread that I'll start at 9 30!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:09, archived)
# NINJA
*wha-ching!

I'll make another as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Please don't repost in new threads!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:11, archived)
# really?
srsly?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:12, archived)
# 'ning
(chb3 Read my lips. See my profile. See me talk., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!



/Doesn't condone his policies or views
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Big Nazi Prick?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Close. I was looking for Bozz-eyed,
Bozz-eyed Nazi Prick.

Here what you could have won...

*rolls on really great prize, like a speedboat or something*
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)
# That's ok, I live in Birmingham....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:09, archived)
# speedboats were always won
by people who lived nowhere near the sea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:09, archived)
# See above :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:11, archived)
# i seed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)
# I can't imagine
a speedboat would ever be a great prize.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:13, archived)
# it might be
better than a blankety blank chequebook and pen, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)
# I'd say that was better than
a bully, but I'm sure that's personal preference.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:19, archived)
# i know someone who's got a bully
they're shite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:22, archived)
# FRESH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)
# nicely
and proper, as well :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)
# pfffffffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Nice
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Christ I'm bored tonight
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)
# nice chickenhorse
*pats on head and feeds corn on the cob*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)
# thanks
but I don't like corn on the cob.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I NEED HORSE EGGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Horse Eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:41, archived)
# wait, you can't fool me!
those are clearly donkey eggs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Damn.
There goes my profit margin.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:44, archived)
# just market them as tesco value horse eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)
# You
are some kind of evil marketing genius
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)
# lose the word marketing
and you're about right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)
# I CALL SEAMHORSE THREAD FOR 9: 30!
Get your seamhorse on!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:36, archived)
# I'll be there.
I'm lying.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Just like that lady in this song.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iF47M3YDlg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)
# If I remember
to un-lurk
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:42, archived)
# i believe i shall be watching gremlins
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:47, archived)
# I watched them both a couple of weeks back!
They are awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:12, archived)
# gremlins has just started on itv2
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:13, archived)
# I think I will pass on that.
I am watching the Victoria Wood documentary :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:21, archived)
# but it's gremlins!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)
# I can't be bothered to make a new one
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Wait... I can't
Im washing my hair
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:48, archived)
# what hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)
# I have hair
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:54, archived)
# i didn't say you haven't
i was just wondering if it was head hair or something more tagnutty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Neither
It was a lie
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:06, archived)
# you should wash your hair
but not with pantene, that shit strips all the goodness out of your hair
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:08, archived)
# So many things to do tonight, so little time
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Balls to you all!
I have made mine anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)
# I've got all my sources now.
Just have to remember how to use my photo-manipulation software!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)
# TO PAINT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Hull, please!!
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Tim Minchin loves to colour in.


But he is not very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Well fuck you all then.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:00, archived)
#



*bends over*
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Paul!
.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)
# What?



*picks up coin*

Here. I think you dropped this.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Oh, thank you.
It's my 20p without the date on it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:13, archived)
# I've just tuned in..
.. and although I have no idea who Tim Minchin is, this is suitably sinister.

Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# I feel like I should have heard of him but hadn't
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Minchin
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Oh, he's that dude.
Thanks for the heads-up..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:53, archived)
# yeah I may recognise him if I could be arsed watching some videos
 
which, right now, I can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:18, archived)
# he's heh heh hehing.....
very slowly:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)
# looks like the midget prozzie from total recall
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:13, archived)
# sounds like my kinda prozzie...
*kerb crawls*:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)
# she works at the last resort
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)
# I like it
but I mainly lurk these days
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)
# how do, stan?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Ey up Miss.
Did yer Speccy games work?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)
# yep
not that i get a look-in! my mate swiped the disc when i went to visit. he keeps saying he'll bring it back "in a few days" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Fuck me Stan
Long time, no abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Hello Mr Manley




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Oh hai stan. long time blah blah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:27, archived)
# I mised the bash...
..I had to work

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)
# So did I
I forgot about it and got drunk on £45 my mate found :/
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Good excuse!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)
# I had a hangover for the entire next day
Damn you tequila!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:38, archived)
# klaus kinski learns to kill with krayons.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Inspired by current events...
(Cruising Capacity, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Yay!
.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:58, archived)
# And all this bastard snow is teasing me
I wanna go skiing :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Why not settle for
a nice game of snow tennis? :D
(Cruising Capacity, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:14, archived)
# We don't have a racquet
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)
# How rare :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:03, archived)
# arf & pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 20:13, archived)
# This is very funny :)
Woo, Yay and Hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Dec 2009, 21:28, archived)

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