thats a neato what now right
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:43,
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We are some of us proud
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:45,
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I fucking love superted
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:45,
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hahahahahahyou spanner :)
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:47,
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that's no pear Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:48,
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Does look slightly Death Apple doesn't it? bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:49,
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Snow White ought to look out Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:02,
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looking at thismakes my teeth hurt
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:50,
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Forgive them Spotty Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:48,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The iPad"){kind=small}
Oooh, I do wonder what Apple are going to unveil nextCould it be the fabled FOURTH product?
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Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:37,
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oohgood and extra marks for total lack of sanitary protection
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:38,
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you're righthe isn't.
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:41,
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Chevron Times!?
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:47,
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we ain't done this for ages Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:47,
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i refuse to comply Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:49,
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Todays fish is trout a la crem Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:52,
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peep Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:54,
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OOH NCIS IS ON NOW§ bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:54,
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haha thisawayhaha thataway
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:47,
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I see*doesn't see*
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:46,
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oh nonot again
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:45,
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o noes!
dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:49,
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AW PRODGE! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:53,
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larger? Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:00,
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whirte wine Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:21,
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No, put it down.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:52,
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Don't touch thatYou'll make it dirty.
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:52,
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ha. i was gonna tell ya to compo it, but then you did lolzhave a click
( dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:40,
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diddle, duh duh, diddle duh duh, diddl duh duh duhhhhh!!!!HELLO, NO I'M ON THE INTERNET, NO IT'S A PURILE DIGITAL ARTS FORUM
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:50,
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HAHAHAI get it :D
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:53,
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yeah probablyI just want a nice Apple flat screen to go with my G5
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:41,
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i want a fanthat isn't the equivalant of someone yelling in my ear every time i run something.
( ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:44,
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Hahahaha.Far too true to be funny, this is an actual statement.
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:42,
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Sadly..despite being named to the contrary, one of these products is not sufficiently absorbent to mop up the ecstatic fanboy spunk spilt tonight.
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Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:44,
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haha yeah their next productwill be a 32" flat screen tv with Mac OSX installed. OOooh! Is such a thing possible??!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:46,
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yay you saved the internet!! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:36,
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this is BLOODY BRILLIANT!yay you saved the internet?
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:38,
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yay you saved the internet!!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:38,
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Fucking fucksocks
The merger challenge was still open when I started, ah well, that's procrastination for ya.
should i compo this?
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:49,
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I don't think you found thatI think you made that.
Why did you just lie?
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Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:36,
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Why did you just lie?
I don't think this will win the compounless you compo it
( littlefish I like cheese,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:18,
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I'm pretty sure Mr. Horrible made that.I think he should win the compo.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 21:37,
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At last!!!
I was wondering when Nintendo were going to satisfy this market.
Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:34,
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The most sophisticated piece of technology you will bleed on
Click for bigger (51 kb)
Honest
so this is the fanny pad challenge then? prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:36,
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possiblyI'm so overwhelmed with thoughts of apple branded feminine hygene that I gotta wait for it to absorb (teee pun) and then I will get all creative and shit.
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Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:38,
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tablets are dirt cheap now:www.crunchgear.com/2010/01/22/boogie-board-writing-tablet-costs-30-features-no-power-lcd-technology/
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:35,
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Q: How do you get everyone to buy another iTouch?A: Relabel it.
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:30,
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shortly i will google what an ipad isbut i'm guessing it's one of those too big to be phone and too small to be of any use as a laptop type jobbies that seem to be all the rage with those with more money than sense.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:33,
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Basically.It's one of those things for reading electronic books. Basically the above image is spot on - it's a PDA with a bigger screen but with most of the more useful functionality, such as email etc, removed
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Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:38,
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Hahahaha, far too true.It is exactly the same, except for the OS has been modified slightly to be more pc-ish.
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:34,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: INSULTING THE IPAD
As Steve Jobs launches THE MOST EXCITING PRODUCT EVER, HONEST, this week's challenge is obvious: take the piss out of the iPad.
Fraser has joined the Moomins.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:06,
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It seems to have done a good enough job of that by itself.
Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:07,
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Quick compo it!
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:13,
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Ningles, weaver. *Glomps, tea, baconz etc.* JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:11,
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Jesus fuck, I don't have a response to that. JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:13,
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DagnammitI was just about to do this (albeit with mediocre Photoshop skills)!
I'm gonna have to bloody click now aren't I? *sigh* click!
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Fri 29 Jan 2010, 20:32,
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I'm gonna have to bloody click now aren't I? *sigh* click!
It's a huge Janice Rand's clipboard!There.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:10,
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hahahahait's funny because it's true.*
*for most london agencies
WOO! i wish i was overcharging clients so that i could develop a habit.
(*for most london agencies
WOO! i wish i was overcharging clients so that i could develop a habit.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:16,
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I've done my time in ad agenciesand not once has anyone cracked the coke out. A couple of bottles of beer on Friday if you're lucky.
(not dissing the image which is funny)
((not dissing the image which is funny)
rob,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:42,
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that's because they are hording it to themselvesthe hording swines.
and for beers, recruitment consultens are always drunk on a friday afternoon, past 11am and they are on a downward spiral, 100% fact.
(and for beers, recruitment consultens are always drunk on a friday afternoon, past 11am and they are on a downward spiral, 100% fact.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 0:11,
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That is brillianthope you don't mind if I steal it and whack it on my Facebook page.
cheers
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Thu 28 Jan 2010, 1:13,
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cheers
must generate website traffic prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:14,
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haha!Oh hell. If we ever see the day when the Challenge is dictated by the top trending topic on Twitter, it's time to dismantle the Interwebs and call the whole thing off.
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:22,
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challenge choices like this are fucking pathetic prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:24,
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this weeks challenge sponsored by Tampax, Kotex and the other one Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:28,
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Cunts.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:29,
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I feel slightly responsiblewww.b3ta.com/talk/6652803
sorry :(
(sorry :(
wotofco pissing in your swimming pool,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:29,
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They'll see you hang for this. JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:34,
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i prefer to excercise my disgust by not making any challenge entriesand not because i can't think of anything funny that hasn't been done.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:33,
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here's one I just done
/edit glad to see this exact joke has already been done three times. Keep up the good work.
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:18,
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I take it from this post and the one below that apple are in the news again. But that's about it.
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:06,
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If they had their own way, they would bleed us all dry.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:01,
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hopefully it should shut some fanbois up...
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:20,
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hahahahahaah unfortunately timed fail! ;)it's officially the iPad, they bought/settled the legal issue and got the name back
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:22,
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That'll cause confusion in South Africa;iPod and iPad will sound the same there.
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Bob Todd whee,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:24,
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I think it's funny all the speculation and news stories on Apple's latest over-priced shiny objectthen when it's released all the wimpering cries of "why can't we run our own homemade programs on it?" like the iPhone etc.
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:26,
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Ok, but...sorbet?
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:31,
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apple & lime sorbetextra sour
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:33,
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as long as it looks like this,I don't mind what they call it
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:36,
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*grin*.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:54,
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ahh bollocksjust a big I-pod Touch then.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:36,
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iTouch Myself
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:47,
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iDo 2
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:51,
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I wouldn't touch him. You don't know here he's been. Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:53,
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Uh oh spaghettios.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:56,
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That is a young James MayAICMFP
Also WOO! top work as always mr toast
(Also WOO! top work as always mr toast
Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 19:43,
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Odin's Beard! That's good.
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:37,
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look at his girly pig-tailswhat a wuss
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:38,
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hehehehe's the gay of the village :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:38,
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He raids a village, kills the warriors,drags the women into the huts...
...and exchanges styling tips.
(...and exchanges styling tips.
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:42,
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Can't fool a new VikingHe wasn't Bjorn yesterday.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:44,
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It's a good thing too.His Mum would have been terribly Thor.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:46,
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I think we should keep these puns subtleI prefer it when they're loki
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:47,
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OK, I'll be on Midgard. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:50,
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This is all very Yggdrasil.That isn't a pun, I just like the word.
YGG-DRA-SIL!
(YGG-DRA-SIL!
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:06,
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i think i might be related to himWOO!
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 20:31,
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Karen is a very understanding young lady. chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:35,
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this never happens to me all the time Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:36,
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i dunno whybut have the sudden urge to meet Karen ;)
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:37,
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More like: :DB-< The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:07,
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there's a tv ad out for Renault at the moment where the voice over man saysWe're driving the car....towards people.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:30,
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nice but rissomething Starwarsy I guess.
I've only seen the later films once - can;t really remember much about them
(I've only seen the later films once - can;t really remember much about them
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:24,
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whiney child become whiney adult during some boring meetings about trade rights monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:29,
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It's the old, old story -droid meets droid, droid becomes chameleon, droid loses chameleon, chameleon turns into blob, droid gets blob back again. Blob meets blob, blob goes off with blob and droid loses blob, chameleon and droid. How many times have we seen that story?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:35,
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Lucas basically stole the whole plot from Pirates of Penzance monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:38,
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You need to paint this on a wall.A BIG WALL.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:00,
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is is timeto upgrade your monitor?
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:22,
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so which one is Dr Spock? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 18:00,
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