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#
(herman:D, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:49, archived)
# That is not nice to look at :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:53, archived)
# you're not nice to look at :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:55, archived)
# Well, you have a point
(please put your point away)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:55, archived)
# You're a point!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Ewer a point?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Mu I need a job I'm up to level 34 already again :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:06, archived)
# I'm 64k from 70.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:08, archived)
# That;s not far
Prestige

You know you want to
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Maybe after I've played with the AK for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:18, archived)
# it is a fun gun
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:22, archived)
# pressing Esc stops gif anims
/spoilsport
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Ow.
*hide*
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:55, archived)
# POWDERED!
TOAST!
MAAAAAAAAAAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:59, archived)
# is this a spac thread?
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:57, archived)
# right
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:01, archived)
# Ow, this one actually hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Let's dance
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:05, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:13, archived)
# I hope Prodge has gone to bed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Hurrah Spack thread :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:37, archived)
# OMFG, YES!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 1:55, archived)
#

mines a pretty poor spack, but meh..
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 3:42, archived)
# *Esc*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:03, archived)
# You'll have to do it every time you refresh now. And then you won't be able to see other animations.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Shut up Mu!
You with your "being right" and shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:10, archived)
#
I'm going to link this spacky image because I'm not a TOTAL BASTARD.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:09, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:17, archived)
# Hurrah!!
I'll link this one too

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Wooooooah.

Bootiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 1:09, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:44, archived)
# BEE THREE TEE AY
 


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:45, archived)
# who knew fluff could be so freaky?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 1:03, archived)
# g'night b3ta, you fickle mistress ;)

Click For Alt
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:36, archived)
# goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Q: Where do most women have curly hair?
A: Africa
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Literalist
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Q. where can you see lions?
A. only in Kenya
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:50, archived)
#
"This is my pet Panthera leo, Tiddles."

"Your lion?"

"No, that really is his name."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:52, archived)
# heeheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:58, archived)
# HOW STRANGE
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:50, archived)
# I see through your HORIZONTAL LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:50, archived)
# BUSTED
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:51, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:52, archived)
# NO WHY MUST YOU PUNISH ME LIKE THIS
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:54, archived)
# You have sinned terribly
Nothing can undo this evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:00, archived)
# MERRY TUESDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:01, archived)
# panda pops
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:51, archived)
# I think there's a guy round the corner from me who sells that.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:52, archived)
# i love panda pops
they're cheap, fizzy and the bottle is just the right size for filling with vodka and slipping into your handbag for a cheap night out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:57, archived)
# ?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:29, archived)
# * is both aroused and confused*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:32, archived)
# ? is right
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Welcome to Castro Street San Francisco !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:34, archived)
# My girlfriend and I were heckled in the Castro
I think for simply walking hand in hand. Whatever they say though, I am determined we will continue with our alternative lifestyle.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaaa . . . good one !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:53, archived)
# That's offensive and disgusting
and quite frankly, your hetero behaviour is purely a lifestyle choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:55, archived)
# a MAN in love with a WOMAN???
MADNESS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Castro Street is not the place for crossdressers
you have to go to The Tenderloin for more of that sort of thing.

So I am told, anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:14, archived)
# that's a really hairy muff that he/she has
they should trim that kerazy beaver.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:39, archived)
# I did not notice that
my eyes were affixed to those rather prominent nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Hahahaha the giraffe and dog make this
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:47, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:50, archived)
#
Original?
(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Fat robot with shit legs telephone sketch


Click for bigger (23 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:17, archived)
# You're right, it looks nothing like a telephone
*clicks and chortles*
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:18, archived)
# sumobot needs a nappy change
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:20, archived)
# Could be the heavy metal diet . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:21, archived)
# weld-done on that punnage
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:31, archived)
# He's cool
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:41, archived)
# a coool dude
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Widdicum the hot bitch
(twattybanjo, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:15, archived)
# she has a very itchy hand
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:16, archived)
# I'm sure I speak for everyone
when I say your support is absolutely invaluable.
(twattybanjo, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:22, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:26, archived)
# You have sinned terribly
Nothing can undo this evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:16, archived)
# There's the rub !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:19, archived)
# You have sinned terribly
Nothing can undo this evil.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Searching for redemption . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:24, archived)
# You have sinned terribly
Nothing can undo this evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:29, archived)
# You have sinned terribly
Nothing can undo this evil
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Nothing ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:33, archived)
# You have sinned terribly
Nothing can undo this evil


I lol'd a lot though
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:34, archived)
# How will I ever redeem myself . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:36, archived)
# You have sinned terribly
Nothing can undo this evil
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:39, archived)
# belly button seepage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:35, archived)
# oh damn you for pointing that out
*boke*
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:37, archived)
# heheheh
it's all slimy and suchlike
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Seepage is a good thing right ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:37, archived)
# no
it just means you're full
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:39, archived)
# horrible image
GREAT outfit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Just a wee bit tight in the crouch . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:24, archived)
# nah, that's the gusset of the fishnets
it's slipping down and itching
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:26, archived)
# from the look on the cat's face
she does this all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:20, archived)
# uninterested pussy is uninterested
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Moohalaa
(__, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Sorry?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:22, archived)
# lolwut?
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:32, archived)
# nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:53, archived)
# hahaha cracking nonsense, that!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:54, archived)
# I do not possess a spanging pan large enough for this punnage
someone care to assist?
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:54, archived)
# here, use mine.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Why thank you
that should do nicely
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Silly gordon
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Is cockweasle about
John travolta as a white BA is hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Oh . . . how very existential !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Here here
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Out of boredom, I made this...


Click for bigger (37 kb)


It's my fave car... I'm new to photoshop, this is an kinda first attempt.
(Testicles just for you, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Dave?
sorry, force of habit. Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Argh! Dave piss!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:51, archived)
# hahaha how long since he actually posted anything on here?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Years!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:56, archived)
# having done some research
it seems he made a spelling mistake on Valentine's day last year, and has not been seen since.

b3ta.com/board/9186541
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:59, archived)
# ho ho
and there was me thinking he wrote it's my dave car
then quickly ninja edited it

silly me
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:16, archived)
# haha
no sorry, far more complicated :D
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:21, archived)
# dave?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:51, archived)
# dave?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:53, archived)
# dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:53, archived)
# dave!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:54, archived)
# fred?
sorry, i mean dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:57, archived)
# 27 ?
re-ris www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=dave27
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Who is Dave?
(Testicles just for you, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:10, archived)
# We are all Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:11, archived)
# and Dave is all of us
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:16, archived)
# Davew27
used to post a lot of pictures of cars. Hence whenever someone posts a picture of a car, the standard reply is "Dave?"

although Davew27 hasn't actually posted anything in years.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Dave's not here.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Knock Knock
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI7trKKoDSA&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Apparently
I am now Dave. Sad days.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 1:05, archived)
# The origional
These are not real cars, just matchbox ones that I bought in Tescos today... I bought 6 of them. The one with the white roof I sprayed white myself.



Click for bigger (34 kb)

(Testicles just for you, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Should have taken longer on it...
but me baths getting cold

(Drew Badly Fiction section, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:47, archived)
# pfffft
you silly sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Heh!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Skater kids with faux-hawks do not have the right
to mock ANYONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:50, archived)
# oh man.
dunno whether to laugh or just give up and go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:50, archived)
# If you're going to bed, warm my side up
please....
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Oh dear
That made me laugh :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:51, archived)
# mock away, fucker
you're about to get blown up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:58, archived)
# My favourite one yet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:02, archived)
# I LOVE IT WHEN THE SUN COMES OUT

a big thanks/sorry to SooperDave, hope you don't mind :D
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:46, archived)
# AAAARGH! THE SANS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Kind of appropriate though......for a comic.
woo to the pic too. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:48, archived)
# lols
dont use comic sans, it causes global warming.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:16, archived)
# but...but...but
it's a comic :(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:20, archived)
# i think the sans is entirely appropriate in this image
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:31, archived)
# A thing to strike fear into the hearts of B3ta puritanical types!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:41, archived)
# disgusting habit
it's all about putting tons of meat onto the pizza
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Where you put your meat
is your own affair
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:46, archived)
# I was waiting for that
it was unavoidable
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:50, archived)
# I had a pizza recently
with 7 types of meat on it.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:50, archived)
# the more the merrier!
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:02, archived)
# including kebab meat.
20" too.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:07, archived)
# nothing wrong with pineapple on pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:42, archived)
# ...if you're a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:44, archived)
# silly mictoboy
pizza is for putting in mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:48, archived)
# i don't put me on pizzas
i put meat on pizzas
(and cheese)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Pineapple is OK
as long as there is sweetcorn too
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:45, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9950103
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:45, archived)
# In that case
it seems that I am a ladies bits
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Oh that is just sick!
You're worse than the offspring of Hitler and Myra Hindley!

*Boik* Ugh, sweetcorn.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:46, archived)
# My favourite topping is
Pineapple, sweetcorn, fishpaste, chocolate and toothpaste
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:48, archived)
# sweetcorn's ace.
end of.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:50, archived)
# end of what?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Your stomach lining.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:59, archived)
# In Soviet Russia . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:49, archived)
# : I
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)
# boba job
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:35, archived)
#
a job
+o +ies
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:38, archived)
# boboies?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:45, archived)
# jobbies!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:56, archived)
# cod job
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:36, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Thay . . . Thucker !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:03, archived)
# I want her
in the back of my van.
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:05, archived)
# She knowth all the trickth !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:07, archived)
# would*
*NOT
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Yeah but . . . she's givin' out good vibrationth !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:08, archived)
# give that poor horse his teeth back!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Right you are . . . why tho long in the tooth . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:09, archived)
# thilly horth
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:12, archived)
# daft thod
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:14, archived)
# wish i could do that
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Eat loth of alfalfa !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:10, archived)
# mum?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Thomebodieth . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Shit!!!! Fuuuucccckkkkk!!! Teefs
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:20, archived)
# The better to gnarl whiff !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:22, archived)
# thith lookth ecthepthionally thuthpithiouth
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Eathy for you to thay !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:31, archived)
# I've had her
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Did you find her thexthy ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:32, archived)
# not yet, has she checked down the back of the sofa?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:43, archived)
# DaD :D
(herman:D, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:35, archived)
# Thankth herman !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:37, archived)
# i like this immensley for reasons i cant explain
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:58, archived)
# I'm glad you're happy taterth !
I can't exthplain either . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Silence of the lambs*.

BIGGER!
* May contain more sheep than lambs.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Lambs in sheep's clothing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Are you shear of that?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Wool . . . wool . . . now I'm not so shear after all . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:13, archived)
# They're actually stingrays...
...dressed as wolves in sharks' clothes, dressed as lambs in sheep's clothes.

It was quite challenging to shop all those costumes on top of each other.

Edit: Also, the herder is actually The Incredible Hulk.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:05, archived)
# A stitch in time . . . and all that . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:11, archived)
# all hail arkwrights cuppa
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:25, archived)
# bows down low........
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:28, archived)
# WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Currently filming "Wonga.com" adverts
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Oh how I wish I hadn't used a dirty spoon
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:30, archived)
# 0_0 Thank you for clarifying this!
I was trying to work out if it was just an odd shadow, or a sign of poor teaspoon maintenence!

Sort it out! you could catch a "deadly" off the muck on that!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:32, archived)
# It's so old that the tea has stained the handle
No amount of scrubbing will purge it of it's many stirrings.

Out, out damned spot!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Usually a soak in diluted bleach will sort that out
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Haha
sounds like my tea mug
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Could you not just stain the rest of the handle evenly?
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:04, archived)
# now you're thinking with your feet.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:08, archived)
# eww
i replied to the wrong thing
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:51, archived)
# I shall forever on refer to this balancing
phenomena as 'Arkwright's Spoon'.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:46, archived)
# eeee, there's milk in it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:30, archived)
# That's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:45, archived)
# resting my arse
this is what god really did on the seventh day
(I helped save b3ta! Barksley thinks he doesn't think he thinks, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:35, archived)
# There IS a god!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:47, archived)
# *HAILS*
These will go with your beverage.
Freshly made fairy cakes.
I just need to put sprinkles on them.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:47, archived)
# They look very tasty!
And ever so slightly poisonous.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Food colouring
Made from organic carcinogenics.
I won't touch those ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Yum!
Organic carcinogens!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:55, archived)
# The black ones look intruiging
but I reckon I would settle for a Yellow just to be safe!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:59, archived)
# PRIMARY COLOUR CAKES
WANT
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Magneato !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:55, archived)
# How could anything be even less exciting than Big Brother...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:18, archived)
# i'm waiting for the next series
dogging live
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Celebrity Dogging on Ice
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:25, archived)
# now that one i'd watch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:26, archived)
# and next on the ice
kate humble.

*slaps back of neck*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:28, archived)
# funny place to have a cock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:32, archived)
# here you go
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Magnificent!
I need to profile that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:43, archived)
# *controversy*
I thought it was quite sweet,
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:20, archived)
# hey clarice!
the lambs have stopped screaming but i don't think you'll be thrilled about the circumstances.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:21, archived)
# This is the shit we get instead of University Challenge.
A fucking week of lambing.

What the hell, BBC?

If it were the full life of a lamb like this it'd be better and tastier.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:36, archived)
# it was sunny today


sooperdooper
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:11, archived)
# They just think the sun shines out of his
- well, out of his everywhere really.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Who shines out of the sun's bum?
Woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:26, archived)
# lurly.
(muckluks notsureyet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:12, archived)
# *sings mister blue sky*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:15, archived)
# you're so upbeat
i like that
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:16, archived)
# BITE FIGHT.
damn, look at those teeth.

and yes, very sunny. i'm in taking a break from cleaning up the garden.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:18, archived)
# I like it that I'm in your profile
*many hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:55, archived)
# cheers, mister.
hey, no assgrabs!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:59, archived)
# CAYYYKKKEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)
# its a hat
actually.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:33, archived)
# cakehat.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:43, archived)
# Time to dig out my walking trousers
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:42, archived)
# I like this.
Therefore I have clicked "I like this", and as an added bonus, set it as my desktop wall paper. Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Supergyrations, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:09, archived)
# this might be a better background size
www.orangespace.net/images/welcomeback1280x1024.png

i never know what size to make backgrounds.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 23:20, archived)
# I like it!
I like it alot! It's lully and I like it :)
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:23, archived)
# : D
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Ooh, an orchard.
(twattybanjo, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:49, archived)
# they look like bad apples
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:51, archived)
# that fruit looks sour
it also looks like the bloke from jeepers creepers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:52, archived)
# People won't be goblin' them down
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Orc! Orc! Orc!
Eat soup with a ...
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:15, archived)
# bread roll
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:17, archived)
# mmmm, monsantoberries.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:39, archived)
# ARF!
(twattybanjo, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:57, archived)
# Frank loved his Marrow
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:24, archived)
# excellent stuff
reminds me of the BFG and a snozzcumber for some reason though
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:25, archived)
# And a top marrow it is
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:27, archived)
# i can see why
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:28, archived)
# MEGAWIN
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:28, archived)
# The more the marrower !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:35, archived)
# it is a bigun
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Splendid.
I bet he peed on it, all the champion marrow growers do.
(twattybanjo, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:52, archived)
# I love Frank's marrow too.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:04, archived)
# good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Is it a...
A - Zucchini
B - Courgette
C - Pumpkin

Cast your votes... now!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:22, archived)
# d. balsa wood banana coffin.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:24, archived)
# this rules.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Couldn't be arsed spending an hour doing it in Photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:18, archived)
# there is no mention of superman in the bible
not to mention the hulk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:21, archived)
# What about THIS:
"“Be strong and of a good courage, fear not, nor be afraid...for the Son of Jor-El, he it is that doth go with thee; he will not fail thee, nor forsake thee.”
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:22, archived)
# yes, but don't forget
"thou shalt not spout bollocks, lest i smite thee"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:27, archived)
# There's also no mention of Jaffa Cakes
which means God did not invent them nor should people consume them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:22, archived)
# what about dinosaur meat?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Heathen
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:25, archived)
# jaffa cakes are a human invention
nothing religion-based tastes good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:28, archived)
# What about Jaffa Flakes
the communion wafer with the orangey 'blood-o-Christ' filling
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:50, archived)
# I'd have a lot more respect for the dietary laws in Leviticus
if they said, "thou shalt not eat pork or shellfish until thou invent the fridge then it will be fine".
(twattybanjo, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:41, archived)
# *rescinds earlier award*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:59, archived)
# It's ok, I'm agnostic
I fully support the consumption of Jaffa Cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:01, archived)
# *reawards award*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:05, archived)
# He should of changed the water in the Romans' blood into wine
thus rendering them fucked
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:21, archived)
# I think that was all just a metaphor anyway
He didn't literally change water into wine - he just took ordinary words ("water") and, with awesome super-demigod-debating skills he transformed them into poetic words of wisdom ("wine").
Same with the loaves and fishes. He took ordinary words and used his people skills to spiritually nourish 5000 people all at once.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:26, archived)
# or it was a made up fairytale
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Hear hear!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Should *have* not *of*.
The mistake most likely to get your CV chucked in the bin, even more than spelling mistakes, fact fans.
(twattybanjo, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Who writes sentences involving "should have", "could have", "would have" etc on their CV?
Mine is just bullet-pointed with as few verbs as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:57, archived)
# good point
"I could have stayed in that job if everyone there had recognized my true genius."
"I would have done more in my last position, but I couldn't be arsed."
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:09, archived)
# You'd be surprised.
(twattybanjo, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Threadjack!
Whilst making a cup of tea today I idly placed the spoon on the edge of the cup and it balanced in such a way as to fill me with an inexplicable sense of wellbeing I would like to share with you.


Tea is a force for spiritual restoration.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:24, archived)
# all hail arkwright!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:26, archived)
# That's magic!
Uri Geller's been visiting this city recently. He bought an island in the Forth.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:27, archived)
# spoon
best word ever
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:29, archived)
# spume
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:38, archived)
# nice word
but not as good as spoon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:42, archived)
# My 3rd Grade teacher said her "best word" was
Spittoon

just for the way it sounds, not the actual item!


(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:50, archived)
# that's why i love spoon
it's a great word
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Flange.
(twattybanjo, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:53, archived)
# another good word
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:03, archived)
# \o/
hail
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:31, archived)
# You will no longer suffer from surface tension )))))))))(((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:37, archived)
# That must have been the best cup of tea EVER
after that quite frankly a spiritual experience
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:37, archived)
# It was, it really was.
Every sip felt like a sacrament as I consumed the cuppa of equilibrium.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:40, archived)
# shopped
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:39, archived)
# HERESY!
ICONOCLAST!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:41, archived)
# there is no spoon
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:42, archived)
# is there at least a spork?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:47, archived)
# not a knork then?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:52, archived)
# no
they can cut the sides of your mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:53, archived)
# that's a chainsaw
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:54, archived)
# ah, right
easy to confuse the two
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:10, archived)
# I saw the Knork in Clone high and oh how I laughed.
And now someone's gone and made the damn thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:56, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:11, archived)
# All shall bow to tea.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:49, archived)
# that's mustard
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:00, archived)
# this is
is
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Was this before people had hands?
(muckluks notsureyet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:25, archived)
# careful, superman. jesus has a cock made of kryptonite.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:25, archived)

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