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[challenge entry] First thing that popped into my head.

I'm sure I'll be back with more, but right now I'm off out for a drink and some smokes.
Enjoy!
:)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:23, archived)
# :)

(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and simple
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:20, archived)
# or...
"yes man" LOL
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:19, archived)
# hahahaha
what a spangy challenge this is going to be.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Dude, the opposite of Adam sandler IS funny.
What you created here is the truth, nothing but the truth.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Except Corey Haim.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:27, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)
# that's a very very good one.
well done indeed.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 0:36, archived)
[challenge entry] I *tried* to do an opposite film, but I ended up with the same thing :(
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:16, archived)
# hahaha
and you can't even do day of the dead, cos that's been done too
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:17, archived)
# oh dear :(
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Hehe I feel like many people spend their evenings that way

Oh, and this:
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Arf!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)
# :D:D:D

(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:34, archived)
# haha :)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 21:37, archived)
# RIS?
Obviously too subtle for my addled brain - what's the original?
(, Sun 14 Mar 2010, 13:43, archived)
# This is my favourite so far
Snappy: Google 'Attack of the 50-foot woman'.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Thanks
For some reason I was thinking "Gridlock" or similar
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and shit
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] *COUGH*pearoastforcompo*COUGH*
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:14, archived)
# It's a beauty!
*click*
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 20:46, archived)
# You'll be back!
Tres bon, n'est pas?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:17, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:06, archived)
# bless him
the poor drugged up bastard
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:07, archived)
# despite hie personal 'demons' he did some great films which I really like
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:13, archived)
# he's wif da angels now!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:21, archived)
# super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:01, archived)
# hello dekionplexis
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:02, archived)
# hiya mictofaha

;)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:03, archived)
# that's MR mugatu to you
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] also:
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] and
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:10, archived)
# on fire there micto, on FIRE!!
woo! and *multiclickage*
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:10, archived)
# the first two frames looks like he's wearing a mini-cloned-man-hat-boat-hat

(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:12, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:23, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:12, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Absolutely fantastic :D
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:36, archived)
# i like
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:36, archived)
# fecking brill!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:42, archived)
# this is excellent
bravo, sir
(, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 8:11, archived)
# Reminds me of this
(, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 4:31, archived)
# That took me far, far too long to get.
Fucker.

(clicked)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 11:11, archived)
# ahaaha
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:15, archived)
# YAY
:D
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I've got one of those!

(, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 12:02, archived)
# FOOTGOOSE!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:07, archived)
# hehehehe
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:11, archived)
# wow
FUCKIN FOOTGOOSE!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:12, archived)
# TELL ME AGAIN!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:03, archived)
# How is the land without Jaffacakes?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Chillingly jaffacakeless!
:|
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:19, archived)
# The barf is worse than the bite !
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:04, archived)
# greatest of all the super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
wooooooOOOOOOoOooOOOoooOOOOOoooOoOOOOOOOOooOoooooooOOoOOoOoooo(oh)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:06, archived)
# +f

:)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:19, archived)
# |POOCHY MCGOOCHY!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:07, archived)
# LOL drole bebes sahib
:D
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:10, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: OPPOSITE FILMS


This week's challenge is to take famous films and do the opposite. Example? Fight Club becomes Love Club, where gangs of women meet up to MAKE LOVE. And so on.

Challenge suggested by rob and voted for by you.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:00, archived)
# w00t
i love a film poster compo :)

edit: someone did an 'attack of the 50mm woman' that i vote wins
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Three men and no baby? :(

(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:04, archived)
# hmmmmmmmmm
*thinks*

temporary darkness of the dirty feet?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:05, archived)
# ahaha nice one!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:08, archived)
# yay
a week of people complaining that its always film posters :D

(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:09, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:16, archived)
# hahahahah
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)
# hahaha
first (and only*) laugh of the compo





*nah!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:14, archived)
# novelty :)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Haha, top stuff
Incidentally, my friend eats his by smashing it against his forehead to break it open.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:56, archived)
# ow
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:57, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:58, archived)
# GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING CREME EGG YOU THIEVING BASTARD
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:58, archived)
# LOL.......kid's freaked out
:D
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:59, archived)
# creamy terror
nice!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:00, archived)
# nicely :)

(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:02, archived)
# A creamy plot is being hatched !
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:02, archived)
# waits for it to move
;)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:04, archived)
# if I was Cyriak
it would:D:D
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:09, archived)
# .
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:12, archived)
# :D
bless
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:16, archived)
# my milkshake brings all the boys to the bar 'cause...

...of the hundrends and thousands possibly.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Nice strawage
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:59, archived)
# ta :)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:10, archived)
# can I have a raspberry on mine?
please......
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:01, archived)
# aw, of course you can
*tussles your hair*
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:10, archived)
# *waves head about trying to look cool and attracative*
..but actually looks like shrek on a bad hair day !!

:-)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:16, archived)
# what do you call a single Hundred and Thousand?
/Sean Lock
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:03, archived)
# one?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:09, archived)
# but they come in pairs
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:11, archived)
# they can't be single then!
unless they're trying the "my wife doesn't understand me" bit
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Sean lock is brilliant
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:30, archived)
# haha
God I love him, he's so funny!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:36, archived)
# And they're like,
"can I have a straw?"
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:04, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:07, archived)
# *sigh*
no matter what i try and can't get any of my male friends to grow some handlebars.

spoilsports.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:08, archived)
# lover of the tach eh?
let me introduce you to my friend Hieronymus...
theunusualtimes.net/bio/hieronymus_stone/

/spam
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:10, archived)
# *gasp*
dashing
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:13, archived)
# *applies miracle gro to face*
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:17, archived)
# ooh careful...
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:21, archived)
# i'm not sure miracle grown works that way
unless you're cultivating an experimental cress 'tache
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:22, archived)
# damn
*washes off*
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:28, archived)
# nooo!
think of it! instant garnish for anything you happen to be nibbling on, it could be the future.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:51, archived)
# that would be a good image challenge
'grow outrageous facial hair and post a pic'

it would have to be ongoing, like the 're-arrange stuff in shops' one.

although it would be discriminatory, as some of the female b3tans wouldn't be able to take part.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Bonus clicks for timelapse photography
Watch the hair grow in seconds...
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:22, archived)
# RELEVANT VIDEO!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Goddamnit
I need an adventure
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:35, archived)
# You'll be seeing all the motorways between here and Budapest soon.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Heh, true
I wish I had the time, money and wherewithal to do something like that guy though
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:41, archived)
# I don't think I'd win
how about pubes instead....?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:33, archived)
# please gaz me your competition entry
for judging.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:37, archived)
# dinner first.
here's my dad's tash instead

(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:44, archived)
# is that you wearing it?
sorry
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:47, archived)
# "Sometimes, when Father was late home from work,
we would sneak into his wardrobe and wear one of his moustaches for a short time"
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:49, archived)
# arf!
what's that from? Python?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Nah
one of my very own
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Very good :D
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:58, archived)
# 'tis a fine tash
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:50, archived)
# only take one
or i'll have to charge

(that took me too long)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Thinking of things after the moment has passed is basically all I do.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:36, archived)
# What is the difference between the hundreds and the thousands?
They all look the same to me
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:26, archived)
# at least 900
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:35, archived)
# mhahaha!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:45, archived)
# stylings
i love how the straw appears through the creamy goodness
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Me too

I must conclude that this is: good stuff
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:36, archived)
# unt zee creamy goodeness
ja!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:38, archived)
# thank you
assorted personages
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Hundreds & Thousands are wack.
However milkshakes are the shit.
Also your drawing is the bomb.

0800 - HOWSMY GHETTOSLANG ?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Looks delicious
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:39, archived)
# mmmmm milk shakes.....ice cold
can't beat 'em:)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:57, archived)
# that's nice as always...
..so please forgive me, but it is b3ta ;)

(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:19, archived)
# mmmm lice cream
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:38, archived)
# :D
this is precicely why you shouldn't sell them in a "yard"
you need somewhere indoors.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] MMM.... Reptile Lust


Follows on from my previous one here: b3ta.com/board/9933259
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:53, archived)
# pracitcal repitle lust no less
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:54, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:05, archived)
# I've got the hang of these now.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Put your red-eyed tree frog away!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:55, archived)
# that's an amphibian surely
NOT A PRACTICAL REPTILE
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:56, archived)
# its
practically a reptile
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Red eyed tree frogs,
♫best of all the amphibians, red eyed tree frogs, they're my friends!♪
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:01, archived)
# hahaha
OH TRIBS!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:03, archived)
# pfffft!
I lolled
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:04, archived)
# It's black on white...
And

We have gone monthly!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:00, archived)
# MMM... Middleclass Male Mid-Life crisis
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:57, archived)
# ooh! ooh! ooh!
where can I buy that? That's just what I need!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:04, archived)
# available in all good
male pattern baldness clinics
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:11, archived)
# DAMN THIS FULL HEAD OF FLOWING HAIR!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Cosmopolitan
Uncut
Nuts
T3

There's a free one for you. But not in a nasty way,
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Please help make this dream a reality...
Dear b3tans, have been meaning to get this group underway for a while now because tommy legend has taken the piss. Have a browse and join if you think its a worthy cause.There will be a step by step video if the goal is acheived
www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/group.php?gid=312570303953&ref=ts
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:48, archived)
# you've come to the wrong place
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:50, archived)
# have you noticed that
you can download it as an mp3 now?

www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/i_love_horses.mp3
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:51, archived)
# huzzah
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:53, archived)
# *loops*
*goes mad*
*kills self*
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:53, archived)
# You can also remix it
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:53, archived)
# and wav!!!
it's fab

because I love Horses! and so does Leona!

(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:57, archived)
# *waves*
eh?

woolol to the pic :D
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:02, archived)
# :-) cheers
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:09, archived)
# .
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:24, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:01, archived)
# I love you too
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:09, archived)
# I love you
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Will now be leaving this on loop and going to the pub. Fun times ahoy!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:25, archived)
# mine's a large one/..............
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:29, archived)
# BEELETE
BEELETE!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:52, archived)
# I ain't sayin nuffink
after this www.b3ta.com/board/9953433

hahaha woo!!

*is ashamed*
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:52, archived)
# You posted a link!
/links is thataway! :)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:54, archived)
# oh no caught in an ironic paradox
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*kerboom*
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Isn't that the site that says it doesn't need to
protect small girls from paedos?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:53, archived)
# and they killed Jamie Bulger
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:54, archived)
# That wasn't Facebook
it was Cuntface
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:56, archived)
# that's....
a different kind of website!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:02, archived)
# I have no idea what any of this means
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:54, archived)
# am i supposed to know/care who tommy legend is?
you vagina
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:57, archived)
# isn't his foot at his leg-end
I do wish people would hyphenate things properly
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Protip:
Neither you, nor your prepubescent friends, are funny.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:05, archived)
# go fuck yerself
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:41, archived)
# PLAY HIM OFF, KEYBOARD GREG!

(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:03, archived)
# This is for Herman :D


football and Stella Artois..... :-)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:27, archived)
# football and piss water
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Yeah....................nom nom
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:28, archived)
# actually I should've said football and wife beater
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Except that's not Herman :D's strapline.............
it's "Footbal and Stella Artois"

:-)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:30, archived)
# I converted it to the language of truth
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:34, archived)
# the truth is a matter of opinion and perspective
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:37, archived)
# true dat
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:40, archived)
# or is it?
:D
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Yes. Yes it is.
:D
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:45, archived)
# That's alright then Griffy!
:D
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:55, archived)
# thank you :D
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:30, archived)
# yeahs
am doing a load of pics for a world cup video anyway but thought of you

:D
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:31, archived)
# people bored of "Friends tv show" or "some other shit movie you've done"
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:25, archived)
# HAHA - she's not that picky
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:26, archived)
# according to the letters I get from her lawyers she is
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:30, archived)
# That's cos you pretended to be Brad
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:31, archived)
# where's the fun in that?
I pretended to be Angelina
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Angelina and Jen -
SHOP IT!!!

COMPO CHALLENGE
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:45, archived)
# JENGILENA ANGELIFER
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:47, archived)
# How about Jennifer Canniston?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:02, archived)
# hahahaha
she could be the new face of Thrush remedy
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:05, archived)
# HAHAHA
explains the squint
yuch!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:10, archived)
# bah!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:13, archived)
# was half expecting I love horses then
*looks*

still would
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:19, archived)
# :D
Too good not to bugger about with
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:02, archived)
# beat me to it.
thats the first thing that came to mind
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:41, archived)
# what would we do without hue rotate and clone?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:09, archived)
# I still would, if she was up for it & my other half didn't mind..
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:31, archived)
# ... joining in too!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:36, archived)
# *parties*
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:43, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:22, archived)
# No contest!!!
:D
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Old BOB! Noooooooooooo!!


And VINCENT did nothing..
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:29, archived)
# The Black Hole!
I loved that film :)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:50, archived)
# getting remade
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:37, archived)
# ZZZZZZZZZAPPP
:D:D
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:14, archived)
# A bat egg


Bats don't lay eggs, huh. Oh well.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Eggs!
I've had far too many creme eggs over the last few days.

Have a Trololololo.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:50, archived)
# hahahaha
him again!!!!!!!!:D:D
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:01, archived)
# haha fucking ace!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:06, archived)
# THIS MUST HAPPEN
*doesn't join group*
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:12, archived)
# how do you eat yours?
(apart from being double jointed)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:53, archived)
# through my ears
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:54, archived)
# must sound good
:D
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:57, archived)
# .
Surely you have to just bite off the top and lick out all the creamy goodness?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:07, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:23, archived)
# ahahaha!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:23, archived)
# Bestest thing of the day.
Clickage.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Why thank you.
have a gay hug!
*hugs*
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:30, archived)
# *applies scented talc*
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Please help MarkP0rter.
what do you do to keep your GIF animations so small?
i really dont know what programs you are using. if i export an animation with only a few frames out of after effects with say 128 colours the file size will still be too big for the front page and Imageready doesn't make it much smaller either - only look worse. So so far I've never figured out what you use for all those quite LONG gifs on the front page.
(MarkP0rter markp0rter.deviantart.com, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:09, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:20, archived)
# errrrrrrrrr
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Bless him.
He was scared you lot would flame him if he asked here so he came to us fluffy lot at /talk.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:24, archived)
# surey gaz'ing Mr Porter would be the first step?
are you ridiculing the chap or trying to annoy the board nazis?

*edit - ah, sorry I thought someone was looking for Mark Porter asking for assistance.

Ok, what I suggest is that someone on talk replies saying, why not ask this on mainboard in an existing thread, like everyone else soes who has a problem and wants a reasonable (or sometimes amusing) reply
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Oh, this is from talk, huh?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:24, archived)
#
b3ta.com/talk/6723370

I don't know why he is so scared of you.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:27, archived)
# We are all 10 feet tall, and breath fire.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:36, archived)
# I -fart- fire
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:14, archived)
# If I give you an answer could you pass it on to him?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:25, archived)
# you can tell me and I'll pop something in the post
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Send the letter to me, and I'll forward it by carrier pigeon to Rob.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:28, archived)
# Sure.
He may be lurking and read it himself. We've pointed him over here. We thought you'd be able to help.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:28, archived)
# oi
don't you remember what happened the last time someone wanted to pass on a "message" ??
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:29, archived)
# I heard Lampito ended up pregnant.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Please people, you have to help MarkP0rter
I'm begging, no. All of /talk is begging. Help this poor lost soul. Guide him into the smooth silky bosom of knowledge using the spoon of giving.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Cutlery.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:32, archived)
# He signed a pact with the Devil
His work is now infused with pure Nawty.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:30, archived)
# We really just want what's best for MarkP0rter is all.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:30, archived)
# this could be the first step to reconcilliation we have all been praying for
can /board and /talk reach out to each other?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Let's make a deal. You get rid of riverghost, we'll get rid of Friz. Everyone's happy.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:35, archived)
# could we swap them?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:36, archived)
# I don't think either of us want that.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:37, archived)
# perhaps some reciprocal deal with /qotw or /links
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:39, archived)
# Yeah but then one of us will end up with either a racist or a MASSIVE liar.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:40, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:41, archived)
# Hahaha
Top response
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:45, archived)
# You are NOT a racist!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:53, archived)
# 128 Colours is insane.
I use FREE ULead's Optimization Wizard to get it down - start with 64,
then work my way down through 48, 32, 24, and if it's that bad, 16.
Some people use scanlines but I don't like that, it makes them
look like they're being played on an early TV prototype.

download.cnet.com/Ulead-GIF-Animator/3000-2186_4-10002057.html


50+ frames, 32 colours per frame, under 400k

Good luck
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:31, archived)
# I was beginning to think that
the idea was not to let on what any of us use.

However, I use the GIF optimisation on the Gimp.

There are basically two steps:
# take out what is the same in consecutive frames so that you don't have to redraw it; and,
# take down the number of colours from RGB to 255/128/64/32/24/whatever.

You can do them in either order but if you remove the image redundancy first (ie, get rid of anything that doesn't change) then when it comes to reducing the number of colours, the dithering routine will only work on what it has and produce a smaller file.

If you reduce the colours first and you have something high up in the image that changes, the dithering routine will dither differently right down to the bottom of the image so that when you come to take out the redundancy, it will keep large portions of the image that weren't moving in the original but now have dithering on them.

Also, if you need to change the frame rate (like if you have times when nothing is happening) then just make those frames longer. The following has one frame that lasts 5 seconds. It had to go with jpegs so it has a lot of colours in it.

Zoidberg burning up on re-entry: 61x420pixels, 38 frames, about 15 seconds, 255 colours, 61,498 Bytes
It is here with the rest of the image at www.b3ta.com/board/9951505 .
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:33, archived)
# ULead takes out redundant pixels too.
But good post. :)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Yes, getting rid of the little blighters makes for smaller files all right.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:12, archived)
# tell him to download this, I use it
[edit]

tell him to gaz me... ;)


(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Sometimes you need to plan your animation
so it will be easy to optimise later.

The less movement between frames, the better. The less frames the better - if you have many identical frames next to each other, delete all but one and set a delay on it instead. Take out all the frames you do not need - remember the joke is more important than a perfectly smooth finished product.

Take the number of colours right down and try adding one in at a time, to see how it affects the filesize. Same with dithering - add in a little at a time, until the filesize gets too big. Add as much lossy compression as you can get away with, keeping an eye on filesize all the time.

Sometimes you have to accept that animated gifs are really not intended for, and not suited to making long animations. Maybe try making a shorted preview version you can put on the board and link to a bigger version. Or upload a long, full colour, pretty version to youtube or similar instead - then you can even add a soundtrack.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:39, archived)
# took longer than expected.....
there is a distinct lack of prosthetic leg images online.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:55, archived)
# 1/4 of a gig:O
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Leg on, leg off, leg on, leg off
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
the hokey cokey!!!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:01, archived)
# hahahaha, it looks like shes lost it above the knee
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:00, archived)
# lovely, but a little uncompressed
also, that film looks hilariously bad
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:00, archived)
# One for the Horror-Thon, then..
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:01, archived)
# :D
maybe not. You caught Wolfman yet? that is a definite for this year
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:02, archived)
# I may just tease myself with denial until October.
But I'm weak.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:06, archived)
# is it bad?
I was going to go and see it
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Wolfman is fucking awesome in a "yay monsters" way
if you love Hammer Horror and Universal classics you'll love it
if you prefer your horror like Saw then you probably won't

Here's my review...

(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Yay!
Monsters!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:17, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:18, archived)
# god, i hate them saw movies
woo wolfman pic!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:18, archived)
# yay monsters
i will go and see it soon.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Ebola's Gay...


EDIT: Is the sign too subtle?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:52, archived)
# have a click my dear boy
*click*
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:54, archived)
# I love that bit in Superman 3
The bit when he fights himself and has the darker outfit is remarkably effective
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Hue/Saturation: -25%
:)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:03, archived)
# it's cos he's covered in oil from punching a hole in an oil tanker
the shit.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:40, archived)
# ahahahaaa
*shitspanners*
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:00, archived)
# great word
any more which I can steal and claim for my own?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:03, archived)
# cockbeagles?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:06, archived)
# shitting tits!
is one i use often.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:20, archived)
# Gesundheit.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 18:08, archived)

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