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[challenge entry] Anyone else see the Labour PPB earlier?
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:51, archived)
# No I didn't,
and I'm quite happy about that.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:58, archived)
# It looked like this.
edit: Don't be too downcast, you can watch it on youtube!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Yeah, thanks.
I'll get right on that.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:21, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Sound advice.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:00, archived)
# I did... it was shit
Basically stick with us because you know what you're getting and things have been a bit better - because they couldn't have got much worse.


For what it's worth though they're right about the Conservatives mostly "we would have done it differently" hindsight policies or their poor choice reactionary policies IMO. But what were the move signs about?!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)
# I had a full day drawing session yesterday, here's a Chicken with a Bazooka, want to see more B3ta?
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Only if it's going to FUCK SOMEONE'S SHIT RIGHT UP.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:26, archived)
# Will a ROBO LAND SHARK do?
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Hell yes!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Thought it might ;)
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:31, archived)
# i love this
you not so much
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:31, archived)
# But I'm adorable!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:33, archived)
# i don't doubt that
but sharks are always better
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:36, archived)
# I am stuck on the phone to my mum
but just wanted to let you know these are great!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:42, archived)
# i've spent too long here
all i can think of now is you furiously fwapping as your mum, who works for a sex chat line, talks dirty to you :(
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Haha *boke* hahahaha *boke*
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:03, archived)
# it could be worse
it could be my mum
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:05, archived)
# The bottle of H2O is a master stroke
:D
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:43, archived)
# But shouldn't it be going into the gills?
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:44, archived)
# And it would soon run out, what it needs is a tank of compressed hydrogen.
Then a little device to burn it and collect the water vapour, condense it and then pipe it to the gills in a constant stream.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Well, _I_ thought it was genius.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:53, archived)
# There there, it was very clever. Here, have a lolly :)
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Wanna wed wonn.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:55, archived)
# you'll have a green one and fucking like it
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Gald to see the mothering instinct is alive and thriving.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:02, archived)
# too many nights babysitting
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Personally, I'd just take a line from the pulmonary vein and artery (or fishy equivalents) and put them into an artificial lung,
something like a kidney dialysis machine to allow some gas exchange.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Always have to one up me don't you.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Your idea would be much more impressive
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:04, archived)
# I was going to say my way would prevent dehydration, but I'm not sure it would.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:08, archived)
# FRESH!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:54, archived)
# there is a fast food place in town
called chicken bazooka. i've only eaten their food when i was drunk, but it was still nasty.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:27, archived)
# That's because it's made from shrapnel this guy causes :D
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:32, archived)
# tastes like it, too
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:36, archived)
# I suspect fowl play
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:27, archived)
# uh oh
is this about the ceaser salad i had for lunch?

seriously, i'm sorry!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:29, archived)
# It's ok. Now just stand to the left a little bit..... little more, ok stay still
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Turkey in a Tank!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Hamster in a Harrier!
Goat in a Gunboat!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:40, archived)
# I always want to see more b3ta.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:33, archived)
# How about this then
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:35, archived)
# "Who's been eating MY pillar?"
bellowed Zeus.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:37, archived)
# difference is.......erm...............STARTLING
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Will it turn into a butterfly?
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:39, archived)
# A butt, er... fly?
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Or a Moth.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Ha ha.
Punctuation pedantry.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:50, archived)
# The grammar nazis are restless this evening.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:57, archived)
# not the best thing to put on our front-line..
..everyone knows chickens are lousy shots...especially with BAZOOKAS!!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Soup herb stuff
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:42, archived)
# :D
I like the Chicken:D
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Yes yes yes yes yes
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:08, archived)
# No wonder she had to get them drunk
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:04, archived)
# Is it actually illegal for a teacher to have sex with a 16 year old pupil?
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Position of trust
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Is that in the Kama Sutra?
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Bang!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Almost as popular as the missionary position LOL
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:14, archived)
# does the karma sutra cover watersports?
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Oh.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:17, archived)
# HA!
she bought the booze from my cousin's offy
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Goodbye Mrs Gnops? :)
also, if I may drop in this wee pea, topical and for t'challenge...


(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:16, archived)
# oh, well, if we're gnopsing
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:17, archived)
# BLOODY HELL
:)
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:30, archived)
# I think he's well cute
I want to catch him and put him in my garden, holding a fishing line and wearing bright orange wellies.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Excellent
(, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Thanks, I will.
Tell you what, that café just behind the twunt there does a bloody lovely apple pie & ice cream.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:25, archived)
# you've been?
wow!

I thought Corfu was only for Lords and ministers on the take and mega-media-moguls out to twist the law....

mmmm icecream.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:30, archived)
# They have jetplanes 'n' shit nowadays. They even let proles on.
Though I thought Mandy was more a Mykonos man myself...
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:37, archived)
# i like how the original has been airbrushed
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Cor!


Hello /board, long time no postything.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:21, archived)
# looks like a cross between eddie hitler and jamie oliver
and i'm scared
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:24, archived)
# oh, look! knackers!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:27, archived)
# this is very apt
The Bollock-headed Eton Wide boy who shall soon be our ruler...
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:31, archived)
# and if that weren't bad enough, someones nicked the steps.


evening b3ta board.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Is that a sheep skull mask on the 2nd to last shelf?
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:02, archived)
# be a small sheep
maybe it's this?
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Aren't small sheep called lambs?
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:07, archived)
# yeah! but...
something
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:09, archived)
# :D
You drew it, it's whatever you want it to be.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Shut the fuck up you patronising bastard.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:13, archived)
# :D
calm down you two, i don't mind.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Don't let them off that easily.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:19, archived)
# 'Ning!
He's screwed if he wants a fag, that packet is far too high for him!
(lovely stuff as ever!)
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Smoking stunts your growth
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:03, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:19, archived)
# a penis like ants swarming an ice cream cone.
*nods*
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:04, archived)
# damn knobs
if you're not going the cdc route they're surprisingly difficult to get right.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:08, archived)
# very nice.
of course stairs wouldn't make much difference, what with no legs, an all that ;)
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:11, archived)
# he can still waddle about!
like that kid in the e.t. costume.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:17, archived)
# he seems quite stoic, considering
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:12, archived)
# If Tintin owned a cat, it would look a bit like his chest.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:56, archived)
# gah!
now i can't stop seeing it!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:30, archived)
# :DD
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:59, archived)
# 'Ning board!
I did a couple more of these pics as everyone seems to like them. :) The one on the right is Hayden Pan-ooja-ma-flip in case anyone is interested.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:23, archived)
# i like the dress on the top one
although i'd prefer it with less pink
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Less pink?
Lascist!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:28, archived)
# i dislike the colour
and its offensively girly overtones
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:31, archived)
# There's nothing wrong with a bit of pink.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:31, archived)
# i don't like it
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:31, archived)
# fnar.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:33, archived)
# I agree with you I'd like it in red/black
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:55, archived)
# good call!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:57, archived)
# The upper (or left) one needs a bit of leg reduction?
Very Sturdy Girl!

(in relationship to the rest of her body and arms, anyway. were you trying to force a perspective?)
The face and hair and upper body are very nicely done.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:42, archived)
# Upper left? They're all in a row.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Psst.
I think some people use inferior resolution monitors.
Edit: Or like, small browser windows.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Pssh, who's on under 1200 nowadays?
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:57, archived)
#
i'm on 640x480 you insensitive dolt
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Are you in the 80's?
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:12, archived)
# yes
:(
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:14, archived)
# I had it on a narrow window
multi-tasking on a 1600x1024...

anyway.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:10, archived)
# sturdy
is good
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:47, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Ta!
Yeah, it needs definition I think, I have been playing with the black line being there or not, may fiddle a little, but sometimes it reaches a point where I have to go away and come back again later to see what's bugging me.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:01, archived)
# It's a little odd because it's not anti-aliased, while the rest of the picture is.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Gorgeous!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:44, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:03, archived)
# :DD
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Evening!
Did you animate one of these the other day? Wasn't on here yesterday, been moving house...
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:04, archived)
# He did one with no head walking, I think.
That was a few days ago though.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Ah, missed it!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Oh wait. I thought this was in Morbo's thread.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:27, archived)
# doh!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:30, archived)
#
didn't get round to do it yet been painting:D
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Thought that the Scottish Widows advert needed a revamp..
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:15, archived)
# i bet she's not even scottish
or a widow
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:16, archived)
# She's English and divorced
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:27, archived)
# She reminds me of Ace from Dr Who.
(Sophie Aldred)
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:29, archived)
# One of the best assistants
When in doubt, blow it up with high explosives or hit it with a bat!

And yes, I see the resemblance.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:30, archived)
# She bought a sandwich from me last year.
Very nice she was, polite and friendly. I think she knew I knew who she was.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:34, archived)
# see?
bloody false advertising!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:33, archived)
# The first Scottish 'Widow' was Roger Moore's Daughter
/useless trivia no.186483
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:33, archived)
# And because of that connection,
a lot of people think it still is her.

The latest "widow" is portrayed by Hayley Hunt.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:45, archived)
# My mortgage is with them.
It was only after they moved an old lady called Morag into my spare room I read the small print.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:24, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:28, archived)
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(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:47, archived)
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(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Knew it

(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:54, archived)
# He needs a hat...
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:09, archived)
#

(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:53, archived)
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(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:01, archived)
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(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:11, archived)
# chortling here too
:D
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:05, archived)
# *boing*boing*
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:08, archived)
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(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:15, archived)
# one o' me faves
*click*
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:05, archived)
# Here is a non topical satirical pearoast

(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:51, archived)
# The Call Girl Conundrum Haiku


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Picking the lesser of two evils is hard work.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived)
# I'm sure there is a more simple set of choices for a Rugby Player
:D
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Neil Kinnock's lookin a bit worse for wear thesedays
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Gerald Kaufman shurely?
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:04, archived)
# vladimir putin, i reckon
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:05, archived)
#
I believe he prefers to be called by his birth name, The Lord Kinnock
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:06, archived)
# dobby's gone up in the world
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Now I can't unsee
haha
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:16, archived)
# give him a sock
he might go away!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:23, archived)
# "Harry Potter is so kind to give Dobby his wank sock!"
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:29, archived)
# that's the real reason they kept him under the stairs
nobody could sleep because of the incessant fwapping
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:30, archived)
# EXPELLIARMUS!
*HNNNGH*
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived)
# ENGORGIO!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:33, archived)
# "Harry what are you doing in there?"
"Nothing just polishing my wand!"
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:32, archived)
# now we know why hedwig is that off-white colour
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:34, archived)
# That reminds me of Lee and Herring
"They're all snowy owls after I've done with them!"
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived)
# heheheh
barn owls look crunchy, like their wings have been sprinkled with sugar and cinnamon, then caramelised.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:36, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:43, archived)
# until i get a new computer
i can't get youtube
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Are you sure it's not just your browser being a cunt?
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:59, archived)
# maybe
but intil someone who knows what he's doing has a look at the problem, i'm going with broken computer.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:01, archived)
# What browser do you use?
Try downloading firefox, or switching to ie if you're using firefox or chrome or something.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:04, archived)
# i was using firefox
but then it just stopped working and said it wasn't the right one. apart from switching it on, i truly have no idea how to use a computer and even less confidence in my technical abilities. my mate will hopefully have a look at it this week, he knows what he's doing.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:07, archived)
# Putin?
also, another maths tj (this is kinda sub-GCSE maths): if 95% is 40 million, what's the other 5%?
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:23, archived)
# don't make me do maths
it hurts
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# it hurts me too
this is why I make other people do it
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:27, archived)
# i failed GCSE maths 3 times
then i gave up
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:30, archived)
# I'll put 3
I think it's 2.1
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived)
# as long as you reply, you get marks
but not if your reply is "how the fuck should i know?"
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:33, archived)
# find x!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:04, archived)
# i would totally do that
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:05, archived)
# The answer is fish
Or pie. Nearly always either of them.

Although in this case, yeah, about 2.1.

Want an explanation?
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:36, archived)
# yes please
is it some numbers divided by another number multiplied by one of the two other numbers equals a number?
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Liberals?
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived)
# this is for a high-level presentation
I'll put 'dirty Liberals'
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived)
# well if X * 95%=40,
then X=40/95%
which is the same as 40/0.95, or about 42.1.
So the 5% is 2.1.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:37, archived)
# hurrah!
thank you

I am a div
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:38, archived)
# a long div or a short div?
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:39, archived)
# a floated div
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:42, archived)
# you can explain it all you like
my brain just rejects it.
seriously, this stuff just makes me short-circuit.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:40, archived)
# It's a state of mind.
Try meditation.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:43, archived)
# I view it as a language
A really simple language that's more like lumping coloured bits of lego into different holes. Well, that's how I view algebra, anyway. Calculus is like adding a few tenses to the language, or perhaps those funny lego pieces that you've got to be careful with. Group theory is like that lego piece you always lost on the floor and then trod on with bare feet.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Group theory is like snowflakes!
I think it's badly taught. Not wanting to be overly critical of maths teachers because they've got a tough job. All of the concepts are really fairly simple, but there's this weird sense of prejudice that makes everyone convinced that they're not, and it's quite difficult to force your way through that.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:54, archived)
# I wish I had been taught group theory at school, it's quite nice really.
Took until this year for me to learn about it.

Then again, I saw a book in foyles the other day about representation theory, which looks like madness.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:03, archived)
# hmm
i was taught group theory at:

* a level (advanced maths, the gcse cut out as much maths from the maths a level as possible) -- understood it, no problems

* 1st year uni -- understood it, no problems

* 2nd year uni -- understood it, no problems

* didn't do it in 3rd year uni though it edges into other subjects, all of which i understood, no problems

* 4th year uni -- fucking rubbish lecturer who i hated and who disliked me, taught me the theory of lie groups and applications to particle physics and he can FUCK OFF AND DIE GRAAAARGHGODIFUCKINGHATEDTHATFUCKINGCUNT HEFUCKEDUPGROUPTHEORYFORME

i think you may have a point :D


edit: that was actually to mgt but it almost makes sense here :)
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:14, archived)
# i don't think that would work
i'm far too good at making myself ridiculously tense
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Well do a bit of tensor analysis first, then.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:54, archived)
# i don't think i'll bother
i'm fine with the basics and far from innumerate, that's enough for me :D
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:00, archived)
# but without tensor calculus you can't understand general relativity :(
and general relativity is the cleanest, most beautiful theory mankind has ever posited bar NONE.

i'd back up this statement but it would probably involve arguments that some would disagree with and everyone else would ignore. so i won't. BUT I'M RIGHT.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Or use the relaxation matrix
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:00, archived)
# i wish i wasn't blonde :(
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:09, archived)
# A lobotomoy would fix that.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:58, archived)
# truly scary
my brain is the one part of me that works properly, i'm terrified of anything happening to it!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:08, archived)
# The lobotomy would fix that too.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:16, archived)
# you just want me to have a lobotomy
why, Mu, why?
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:18, archived)
# I have an ice pick I want to christen.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:25, archived)
# find some ice
and pick it
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:34, archived)
# My body works great, but my brain is broken. A mad scientist could make one healthy person out of us.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:35, archived)
# i'm not mad
i just get these headaches...
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:47, archived)
# I sense you make puppets.
Don't ask me how I know, it's some sort of weird sixth sense I have.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:40, archived)
#
your senses are correct, fine sir!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Unfortunately...

Cameron isn't nearly as scary looking as the original bloke in the picture - I'm sure they are very nice people though. Hahem.

BTW, can you spot that little something extra?????
 
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:31, archived)
# That's absolutely horrible.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:41, archived)
# It's not a bad drawing of a guitar I've seen worse
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:26, archived)
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(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:26, archived)
# eek!...............quick...throw salt on it!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:30, archived)
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(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:23, archived)
# haha
i love you
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:25, archived)
# :DD
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:31, archived)
# that's it ..............SMEAR PLENTY ON!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:31, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] From /Links manifesto link

My first ever fp :) - Thanks!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Is that an Allan Ahlberg illustration?
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:42, archived)
# It's from When The Wind Blows
Raymond Briggs, I think
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:44, archived)
# yep.
When The Wind Blows made me cry.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:46, archived)
# This Labour government makes me cry
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:48, archived)
# "Thiiiiiiiiiiiings, can only get better"
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Yeah still waiting for that one :D
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Fucking hell
I was such a naïve first time voter in 1997

I wish I could go back and beat all that optimism out of my 18 year-old self with a fucking cricket bat
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You sure you were 18 in 1997? ;)
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Now I come to think of it
I voted just after my 19th birthday
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:07, archived)
# It's your birthday soon too then?
Mine in 2 weeks exactly :D
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# No go back and hit Tony Blair with the Cricket Bat
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:54, archived)
# That would be the decent thing to do
I was just being selfish
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Steer clear of "Grave of the Fireflies" then...
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:07, archived)
# gah! that stupid boy
take your sister to a fucking doctor you coward!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:24, archived)
# meh
I remember being told about "Grave" and everyone said it was so bloody sad I was definitely gonna cry out every drop of moisture from my body during the course of the film. It's not THAT sad. Great film though.
(, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# i watched that late at night, then crawled into bed and said to my wife
"i need a hug"
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Before or after
he robbed the train and did a runner to Brazil?
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:46, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:49, archived)
# "Raymond Briggs was doing time until he dun a bunk,
now he says he's seen the light and sold his soul to Punk!"
;)
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# \o/
:)
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Ah yes!
Of course! He illustrated the Allan Ahlberg books, like Happy Families and the like didn't he?

As well as The Snowman obviously....
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:47, archived)
# you're thinking
of janet ahlberg.

appart from about the snowman, that is briggs, obviously.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Oh I see!
You live and learn :D

Their styles are quite similar though, aren't they?
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:58, archived)
# they are
more or less the same era of kids illustration
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Now there's a film I never need to see again
who'd of thunk that old people slowly dying of radiation poisoning would be so depressing?
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:43, archived)
#
of have
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:45, archived)
# You're not bothered by "thunk" though?
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:46, archived)
# No, not really :)
I suspect that it will be accepted as the past tense of to think before long, if it isn't already, by the OED. Using of in that sentence though shoudl be punishable by death! Or at least chemical castration....
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:49, archived)
#
shoudl should

well, you started it
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Ha ha, you spelt "Should" wrong
*points*

(I am joking of course, spell it any way you like)
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Pfft!
toypos aer aeccpabtle as fra as I am croncened!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Yes, people should only ever use rigid standard english.
In all circumstances.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Exactly Mu.
I am glad you agree :P
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Whilst maintaining a stiff upper lip.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:53, archived)
# and a full morning dress suit
naturally
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Do you mean morning dress or a morning suit?
Because they're quite different, don't you know?
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
# both at once
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:08, archived)
# I think you mean "use of it", or alternatively, "its use".
"Using of it" is both grammatically and vernacularly incorrect.
I bite my thumb at you sir.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Perhaps one should have put parentheses
around the word to aid our learned ex-pat friend? ;)
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
# My thumb sir. I bite it. At you sir.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Your means are very slender, and your waste is great.
Show your sheep-biting face, and be hanged an hour!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# "NO U"
as I'm sure the Bard would have said had he lived today.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Leave
mumth & dadth out of thith
(, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# The book's better
(, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Damn, that gave me chills.
WTWB, Plague Dogs and Grave of the Fireflies all finished with credits rolling and me bawling my eyes out - but WTWB gave me the emptiest, most hollow feeling inside of those 3 movies. Fucking scary poster you've got there, and no less so for all the bright and pretty colors.
(, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:42, archived)
# THREADS
that is all.
(, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# this
(, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Seconded
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:53, archived)
[challenge entry] I aroused myself making this. DAMN YOU ANNE BANCROFT MASQUERADING AS MARGARET THATCHER!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Nowadays
it would take more than 5Alive poured into her crypt to get Maggie that active.
Maybe that Dodo advert is Coca-Cola Corp's take on this.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:36, archived)
# I understood all of your words,
but the sentence baffles me.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:40, archived)
# New TV advert
www.facebook.com/5AliveDodo

Dancing dodo resurrected by spilt 5Alive.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:44, archived)
# I read that as dildo
and the image in my mind that followed was not nice
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Damn that Dutch Wife Fairy!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Ah yes!
I saw that the other day. Didn't realise it was for 5alive :)
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:54, archived)
# hahaha....perfect!
needs more penetration shots....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh:D
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Oh fuck!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:40, archived)
# The man don't appreciate free leg action.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:38, archived)
# because he is only into horses,
judging by his wife.

I now understand why toffs refer to women they marry as "damn fine fillies".
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:42, archived)
# I'll invade you for this Butler!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# What a sharp dresser.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Hand in glove . . .
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:28, archived)
# arfs aplenty
:D
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:28, archived)
# ...NSFW!.......NSFW!.......NSFW!...

.......NSFW!.......NSFW!.......NSFW!.......
.......NSFW!.......NSFW!.......NSFW!.......
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:17, archived)
# and consider that my resignation....
:D
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
# ...I'll just leave it here on my desk.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
# and on the chair, walls, floor and the corridoor too!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Hey...no paper trail.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:39, archived)
# I see that you got the memo . . .
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:19, archived)
# "No Shitting In The Office"
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
# hahaha..........................home videos are not allowed
also you need to lose some weight:D:D
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:20, archived)
# I like sitting on my ass and eating ice cream.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# ...at least he's having fun.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# he doesn't even work there
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Revenge on the Mrs.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:40, archived)
# haha
I had a litre of home-made cider last night. The effect this morning was similar
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# This one's for you then... :D
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Dr Bunsen Honeydew: The Meth years!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:33, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:34, archived)
# He's gone loopy!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:35, archived)
# I thought it was Harry Hill?
:)
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry] sshhhhhhhhhh...............don't wake him

(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Sexy tiem.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# haha!
youre too good at this challenge
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Crivvens!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Sweet dreams are made of please . . .
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:17, archived)
# *sends to tabloids*
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Mrs Thatcher
are you trying to seduce me?
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
*Click* :)
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
# :DD
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Oh for the love of God
Keep this filth up!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 23:10, archived)
# To be Sher...to be Sherlock
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:59, archived)
# C'mon Eamonn!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Hahaha
What a big head!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:01, archived)
# ^this^
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
# No food escapes him.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:06, archived)
# :D....Holmes sweet Holmes
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?


My first ever photoshop. I think you can probably tell.

EDIT: From Fallout 3: ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51YxO4ug0pL._SL500_.jpg
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
# who dat?
I thought it was Jamie and his magic torch, but it's not.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# It's vault-tec's pipboy
or possibly vault boy.

(see the fallout game universe)
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# I don't think I understood one word of that
:D
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
# La:
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# aha!
*scratches head*
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Ah! Sorry. Original post edited too.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
# ah it's one of those moving picture games I've heard the cool kids talking about
I think I've seen them at the seaside in those places that have the coins in the glass box with the moving sticks
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# A Futuristic Fair sounds fun!
but I bet it isn't.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Arse.
Spelling is not my friend
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# ?
I was just thinking out loud, not a comment on your pic as such... :)
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# That's okay. It's my nerves showing.
I'm new to all this.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# you're doing well
people laughed, and nobody called you a twat

you're already more acceptable than David Cameron
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# I regard that as a victory
Onward!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:59, archived)
# This gives me the glees
nice one
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Thank you
I was v. nervous posting for the first time...
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Sign me up!
The GOAT says I'll be a hairdresser!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# That sounds fair.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:50, archived)
# there's something rather creepy about this
I blame Thatcher
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# woo!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Yay!
*deathclaws*
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:00, archived)
# I'll deathclaw you if you're not careful
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# I'll set Charaon on you if YOU're not careful!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:05, archived)
# I'll send Mayor MacCready to kick all your asses!
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:09, archived)
# I'll dress up like a priest and run around in little lamplight.... wait... that's not right D:
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
# It's a trap!!!!
/spoilers
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:03, archived)
# pfft
"Gordon Brown sells half of our Nukalurk Meat reserves for less than market value"
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:05, archived)
# "Exchange rate of Nuka-Cola caps to RadAway down 10 points on news of increased Raider incursions"
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:10, archived)
# *howl*
Three Dog of Galaxy News Radio booed during manifesto launch.
(, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
#
I suppose this means Gordon Brown would shift the government to an offshore oil rig, instead of staying in parliament
(, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:03, archived)

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