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[challenge entry] Anyone else see the Labour PPB earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:51, archived)
# No I didn't,
and I'm quite happy about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:58, archived)
# It looked like this.
edit: Don't be too downcast, you can watch it on youtube!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Yeah, thanks.
I'll get right on that.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:21, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Sound advice.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:00, archived)
# I did... it was shit
Basically stick with us because you know what you're getting and things have been a bit better - because they couldn't have got much worse.


For what it's worth though they're right about the Conservatives mostly "we would have done it differently" hindsight policies or their poor choice reactionary policies IMO. But what were the move signs about?!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)
# I had a full day drawing session yesterday, here's a Chicken with a Bazooka, want to see more B3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Only if it's going to FUCK SOMEONE'S SHIT RIGHT UP.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:26, archived)
# Will a ROBO LAND SHARK do?
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Hell yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Thought it might ;)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:31, archived)
# i love this
you not so much
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:31, archived)
# But I'm adorable!
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:33, archived)
# i don't doubt that
but sharks are always better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:36, archived)
# I am stuck on the phone to my mum
but just wanted to let you know these are great!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:42, archived)
# i've spent too long here
all i can think of now is you furiously fwapping as your mum, who works for a sex chat line, talks dirty to you :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Haha *boke* hahahaha *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:03, archived)
# it could be worse
it could be my mum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:05, archived)
# The bottle of H2O is a master stroke
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:43, archived)
# But shouldn't it be going into the gills?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:44, archived)
# And it would soon run out, what it needs is a tank of compressed hydrogen.
Then a little device to burn it and collect the water vapour, condense it and then pipe it to the gills in a constant stream.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Well, _I_ thought it was genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:53, archived)
# There there, it was very clever. Here, have a lolly :)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Wanna wed wonn.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:55, archived)
# you'll have a green one and fucking like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Gald to see the mothering instinct is alive and thriving.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:02, archived)
# too many nights babysitting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Personally, I'd just take a line from the pulmonary vein and artery (or fishy equivalents) and put them into an artificial lung,
something like a kidney dialysis machine to allow some gas exchange.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Always have to one up me don't you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Your idea would be much more impressive
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:04, archived)
# I was going to say my way would prevent dehydration, but I'm not sure it would.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:08, archived)
# FRESH!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:54, archived)
# there is a fast food place in town
called chicken bazooka. i've only eaten their food when i was drunk, but it was still nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:27, archived)
# That's because it's made from shrapnel this guy causes :D
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:32, archived)
# tastes like it, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:36, archived)
# I suspect fowl play
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:27, archived)
# uh oh
is this about the ceaser salad i had for lunch?

seriously, i'm sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:29, archived)
# It's ok. Now just stand to the left a little bit..... little more, ok stay still
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Turkey in a Tank!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Hamster in a Harrier!
Goat in a Gunboat!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:40, archived)
# I always want to see more b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:33, archived)
# How about this then
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:35, archived)
# "Who's been eating MY pillar?"
bellowed Zeus.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:37, archived)
# difference is.......erm...............STARTLING
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Will it turn into a butterfly?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:39, archived)
# A butt, er... fly?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Or a Moth.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Ha ha.
Punctuation pedantry.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:50, archived)
# The grammar nazis are restless this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:57, archived)
# not the best thing to put on our front-line..
..everyone knows chickens are lousy shots...especially with BAZOOKAS!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Soup herb stuff
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:42, archived)
# :D
I like the Chicken:D
(herman:D, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Yes yes yes yes yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:08, archived)
# No wonder she had to get them drunk


Source: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/8616604.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:04, archived)
# Is it actually illegal for a teacher to have sex with a 16 year old pupil?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Position of trust
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Is that in the Kama Sutra?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Bang!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Almost as popular as the missionary position LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:14, archived)
# does the karma sutra cover watersports?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:17, archived)
# HA!
she bought the booze from my cousin's offy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Goodbye Mrs Gnops? :)
also, if I may drop in this wee pea, topical and for t'challenge...


(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:16, archived)
# oh, well, if we're gnopsing
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:17, archived)
# BLOODY HELL
:)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:30, archived)
# I think he's well cute
I want to catch him and put him in my garden, holding a fishing line and wearing bright orange wellies.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Thanks, I will.
Tell you what, that café just behind the twunt there does a bloody lovely apple pie & ice cream.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:25, archived)
# you've been?
wow!

I thought Corfu was only for Lords and ministers on the take and mega-media-moguls out to twist the law....

mmmm icecream.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:30, archived)
# They have jetplanes 'n' shit nowadays. They even let proles on.
Though I thought Mandy was more a Mykonos man myself...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:37, archived)
# i like how the original has been airbrushed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Cor!


Hello /board, long time no postything.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:21, archived)
# looks like a cross between eddie hitler and jamie oliver
and i'm scared
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:24, archived)
# oh, look! knackers!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:27, archived)
# this is very apt
The Bollock-headed Eton Wide boy who shall soon be our ruler...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:31, archived)
# and if that weren't bad enough, someones nicked the steps.


evening b3ta board.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Is that a sheep skull mask on the 2nd to last shelf?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:02, archived)
# be a small sheep
maybe it's this?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Aren't small sheep called lambs?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:07, archived)
# yeah! but...
something
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:09, archived)
# :D
You drew it, it's whatever you want it to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Shut the fuck up you patronising bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:13, archived)
# :D
calm down you two, i don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Don't let them off that easily.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:19, archived)
# 'Ning!
He's screwed if he wants a fag, that packet is far too high for him!
(lovely stuff as ever!)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Smoking stunts your growth
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:03, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:19, archived)
# a penis like ants swarming an ice cream cone.
*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:04, archived)
# damn knobs
if you're not going the cdc route they're surprisingly difficult to get right.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:08, archived)
# very nice.
of course stairs wouldn't make much difference, what with no legs, an all that ;)
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:11, archived)
# he can still waddle about!
like that kid in the e.t. costume.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:17, archived)
# he seems quite stoic, considering
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:12, archived)
# If Tintin owned a cat, it would look a bit like his chest.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:56, archived)
# gah!
now i can't stop seeing it!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:30, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:59, archived)
# 'Ning board!
I did a couple more of these pics as everyone seems to like them. :) The one on the right is Hayden Pan-ooja-ma-flip in case anyone is interested.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:23, archived)
# i like the dress on the top one
although i'd prefer it with less pink
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Less pink?
Lascist!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:28, archived)
# i dislike the colour
and its offensively girly overtones
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:31, archived)
# There's nothing wrong with a bit of pink.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:31, archived)
# i don't like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:31, archived)
# fnar.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:33, archived)
# I agree with you I'd like it in red/black
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:55, archived)
# good call!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:57, archived)
# The upper (or left) one needs a bit of leg reduction?
Very Sturdy Girl!

(in relationship to the rest of her body and arms, anyway. were you trying to force a perspective?)
The face and hair and upper body are very nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:42, archived)
# Upper left? They're all in a row.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Psst.
I think some people use inferior resolution monitors.
Edit: Or like, small browser windows.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Pssh, who's on under 1200 nowadays?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:57, archived)
#
i'm on 640x480 you insensitive dolt
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Are you in the 80's?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:12, archived)
# yes
:(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:14, archived)
# I had it on a narrow window
multi-tasking on a 1600x1024...

anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:10, archived)
# sturdy
is good
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:47, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Ta!
Yeah, it needs definition I think, I have been playing with the black line being there or not, may fiddle a little, but sometimes it reaches a point where I have to go away and come back again later to see what's bugging me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:01, archived)
# It's a little odd because it's not anti-aliased, while the rest of the picture is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:03, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Evening!
Did you animate one of these the other day? Wasn't on here yesterday, been moving house...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:04, archived)
# He did one with no head walking, I think.
That was a few days ago though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Ah, missed it!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Oh wait. I thought this was in Morbo's thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:27, archived)
# doh!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:30, archived)
#
didn't get round to do it yet been painting:D
(herman:D, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Thought that the Scottish Widows advert needed a revamp..
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:15, archived)
# i bet she's not even scottish
or a widow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:16, archived)
# She's English and divorced
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanda_Lamb
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:27, archived)
# She reminds me of Ace from Dr Who.
(Sophie Aldred)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:29, archived)
# One of the best assistants
When in doubt, blow it up with high explosives or hit it with a bat!

And yes, I see the resemblance.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:30, archived)
# She bought a sandwich from me last year.
Very nice she was, polite and friendly. I think she knew I knew who she was.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:34, archived)
# see?
bloody false advertising!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:33, archived)
# The first Scottish 'Widow' was Roger Moore's Daughter
/useless trivia no.186483
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:33, archived)
# And because of that connection,
a lot of people think it still is her.

The latest "widow" is portrayed by Hayley Hunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:45, archived)
# My mortgage is with them.
It was only after they moved an old lady called Morag into my spare room I read the small print.
(twattybanjo, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:24, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:28, archived)
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(herman:D, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Knew it

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:54, archived)
# He needs a hat...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:09, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:53, archived)
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(herman:D, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:11, archived)
# chortling here too
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:05, archived)
# *boing*boing*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:08, archived)
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(herman:D, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:15, archived)
# one o' me faves
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:05, archived)
# Here is a non topical satirical pearoast

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:51, archived)
# The Call Girl Conundrum Haiku


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Picking the lesser of two evils is hard work.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived)
# I'm sure there is a more simple set of choices for a Rugby Player
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Neil Kinnock's lookin a bit worse for wear thesedays
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Gerald Kaufman shurely?
(twattybanjo, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:04, archived)
# vladimir putin, i reckon
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:05, archived)
#
I believe he prefers to be called by his birth name, The Lord Kinnock
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:06, archived)
# dobby's gone up in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Now I can't unsee
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:16, archived)
# give him a sock
he might go away!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:23, archived)
# "Harry Potter is so kind to give Dobby his wank sock!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:29, archived)
# that's the real reason they kept him under the stairs
nobody could sleep because of the incessant fwapping
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:30, archived)
# EXPELLIARMUS!
*HNNNGH*
(twattybanjo, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived)
# ENGORGIO!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:33, archived)
# "Harry what are you doing in there?"
"Nothing just polishing my wand!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:32, archived)
# now we know why hedwig is that off-white colour
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:34, archived)
# That reminds me of Lee and Herring
"They're all snowy owls after I've done with them!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived)
# heheheh
barn owls look crunchy, like their wings have been sprinkled with sugar and cinnamon, then caramelised.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:36, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRWDJghlQxA
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:43, archived)
# until i get a new computer
i can't get youtube
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Are you sure it's not just your browser being a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:59, archived)
# maybe
but intil someone who knows what he's doing has a look at the problem, i'm going with broken computer.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:01, archived)
# What browser do you use?
Try downloading firefox, or switching to ie if you're using firefox or chrome or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:04, archived)
# i was using firefox
but then it just stopped working and said it wasn't the right one. apart from switching it on, i truly have no idea how to use a computer and even less confidence in my technical abilities. my mate will hopefully have a look at it this week, he knows what he's doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:07, archived)
# Putin?
also, another maths tj (this is kinda sub-GCSE maths): if 95% is 40 million, what's the other 5%?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:23, archived)
# don't make me do maths
it hurts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# it hurts me too
this is why I make other people do it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:27, archived)
# i failed GCSE maths 3 times
then i gave up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:30, archived)
# I'll put 3
I think it's 2.1
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived)
# as long as you reply, you get marks
but not if your reply is "how the fuck should i know?"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:33, archived)
# find x!
www.cs.uleth.ca/~legge/find_x.gif
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:04, archived)
# i would totally do that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:05, archived)
# The answer is fish
Or pie. Nearly always either of them.

Although in this case, yeah, about 2.1.

Want an explanation?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:36, archived)
# yes please
is it some numbers divided by another number multiplied by one of the two other numbers equals a number?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Liberals?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived)
# this is for a high-level presentation
I'll put 'dirty Liberals'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived)
# well if X * 95%=40,
then X=40/95%
which is the same as 40/0.95, or about 42.1.
So the 5% is 2.1.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:37, archived)
# hurrah!
thank you

I am a div
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:38, archived)
# a long div or a short div?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:39, archived)
# a floated div
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:42, archived)
# you can explain it all you like
my brain just rejects it.
seriously, this stuff just makes me short-circuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:40, archived)
# It's a state of mind.
Try meditation.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:43, archived)
# I view it as a language
A really simple language that's more like lumping coloured bits of lego into different holes. Well, that's how I view algebra, anyway. Calculus is like adding a few tenses to the language, or perhaps those funny lego pieces that you've got to be careful with. Group theory is like that lego piece you always lost on the floor and then trod on with bare feet.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Group theory is like snowflakes!
I think it's badly taught. Not wanting to be overly critical of maths teachers because they've got a tough job. All of the concepts are really fairly simple, but there's this weird sense of prejudice that makes everyone convinced that they're not, and it's quite difficult to force your way through that.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:54, archived)
# I wish I had been taught group theory at school, it's quite nice really.
Took until this year for me to learn about it.

Then again, I saw a book in foyles the other day about representation theory, which looks like madness.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:03, archived)
# hmm
i was taught group theory at:

* a level (advanced maths, the gcse cut out as much maths from the maths a level as possible) -- understood it, no problems

* 1st year uni -- understood it, no problems

* 2nd year uni -- understood it, no problems

* didn't do it in 3rd year uni though it edges into other subjects, all of which i understood, no problems

* 4th year uni -- fucking rubbish lecturer who i hated and who disliked me, taught me the theory of lie groups and applications to particle physics and he can FUCK OFF AND DIE GRAAAARGHGODIFUCKINGHATEDTHATFUCKINGCUNT HEFUCKEDUPGROUPTHEORYFORME

i think you may have a point :D


edit: that was actually to mgt but it almost makes sense here :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:14, archived)
# i don't think that would work
i'm far too good at making myself ridiculously tense
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Well do a bit of tensor analysis first, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:54, archived)
# i don't think i'll bother
i'm fine with the basics and far from innumerate, that's enough for me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:00, archived)
# but without tensor calculus you can't understand general relativity :(
and general relativity is the cleanest, most beautiful theory mankind has ever posited bar NONE.

i'd back up this statement but it would probably involve arguments that some would disagree with and everyone else would ignore. so i won't. BUT I'M RIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Or use the relaxation matrix
nmr.cit.nih.gov/xplor-nih/xplorMan/node491.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:00, archived)
# i wish i wasn't blonde :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:09, archived)
# A lobotomoy would fix that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:58, archived)
# truly scary
my brain is the one part of me that works properly, i'm terrified of anything happening to it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:08, archived)
# The lobotomy would fix that too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:16, archived)
# you just want me to have a lobotomy
why, Mu, why?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:18, archived)
# I have an ice pick I want to christen.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:25, archived)
# find some ice
and pick it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:34, archived)
# My body works great, but my brain is broken. A mad scientist could make one healthy person out of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:35, archived)
# i'm not mad
i just get these headaches...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:47, archived)
# I sense you make puppets.
Don't ask me how I know, it's some sort of weird sixth sense I have.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:40, archived)
#
your senses are correct, fine sir!
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Unfortunately...

Cameron isn't nearly as scary looking as the original bloke in the picture - I'm sure they are very nice people though. Hahem.

BTW, can you spot that little something extra?????
 
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:31, archived)
# That's absolutely horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:41, archived)
# It's not a bad drawing of a guitar I've seen worse
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:26, archived)
# eek!...............quick...throw salt on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(twattybanjo, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:23, archived)
# haha
i love you
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:25, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:31, archived)
# that's it ..............SMEAR PLENTY ON!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:31, archived)
# hahaha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] From /Links manifesto link

My first ever fp :) - Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Is that an Allan Ahlberg illustration?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:42, archived)
# It's from When The Wind Blows
Raymond Briggs, I think
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:44, archived)
# yep.
When The Wind Blows made me cry.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:46, archived)
# This Labour government makes me cry
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:48, archived)
# "Thiiiiiiiiiiiings, can only get better"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Yeah still waiting for that one :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Fucking hell
I was such a naïve first time voter in 1997

I wish I could go back and beat all that optimism out of my 18 year-old self with a fucking cricket bat
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You sure you were 18 in 1997? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Now I come to think of it
I voted just after my 19th birthday
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:07, archived)
# It's your birthday soon too then?
Mine in 2 weeks exactly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# No go back and hit Tony Blair with the Cricket Bat
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:54, archived)
# That would be the decent thing to do
I was just being selfish
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Steer clear of "Grave of the Fireflies" then...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:07, archived)
# gah! that stupid boy
take your sister to a fucking doctor you coward!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:24, archived)
# meh
I remember being told about "Grave" and everyone said it was so bloody sad I was definitely gonna cry out every drop of moisture from my body during the course of the film. It's not THAT sad. Great film though.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# i watched that late at night, then crawled into bed and said to my wife
"i need a hug"
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Before or after
he robbed the train and did a runner to Brazil?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:46, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:49, archived)
# "Raymond Briggs was doing time until he dun a bunk,
now he says he's seen the light and sold his soul to Punk!"
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# \o/
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Ah yes!
Of course! He illustrated the Allan Ahlberg books, like Happy Families and the like didn't he?

As well as The Snowman obviously....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:47, archived)
# you're thinking
of janet ahlberg.

appart from about the snowman, that is briggs, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Oh I see!
You live and learn :D

Their styles are quite similar though, aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:58, archived)
# they are
more or less the same era of kids illustration
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Now there's a film I never need to see again
who'd of thunk that old people slowly dying of radiation poisoning would be so depressing?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:43, archived)
#
of have
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:45, archived)
# You're not bothered by "thunk" though?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:46, archived)
# No, not really :)
I suspect that it will be accepted as the past tense of to think before long, if it isn't already, by the OED. Using of in that sentence though shoudl be punishable by death! Or at least chemical castration....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:49, archived)
#
shoudl should

well, you started it
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Ha ha, you spelt "Should" wrong
*points*

(I am joking of course, spell it any way you like)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Pfft!
toypos aer aeccpabtle as fra as I am croncened!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Yes, people should only ever use rigid standard english.
In all circumstances.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Exactly Mu.
I am glad you agree :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Whilst maintaining a stiff upper lip.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:53, archived)
# and a full morning dress suit
naturally
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Do you mean morning dress or a morning suit?
Because they're quite different, don't you know?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
# both at once
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:08, archived)
# I think you mean "use of it", or alternatively, "its use".
"Using of it" is both grammatically and vernacularly incorrect.
I bite my thumb at you sir.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Perhaps one should have put parentheses
around the word to aid our learned ex-pat friend? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
# My thumb sir. I bite it. At you sir.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Your means are very slender, and your waste is great.
Show your sheep-biting face, and be hanged an hour!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# "NO U"
as I'm sure the Bard would have said had he lived today.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Leave
mumth & dadth out of thith
(I helped save b3ta! The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# The book's better
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Damn, that gave me chills.
WTWB, Plague Dogs and Grave of the Fireflies all finished with credits rolling and me bawling my eyes out - but WTWB gave me the emptiest, most hollow feeling inside of those 3 movies. Fucking scary poster you've got there, and no less so for all the bright and pretty colors.
(I helped save b3ta! Felis Concolor, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 9:42, archived)
# THREADS
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Seconded
(haffy, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:53, archived)
[challenge entry] I aroused myself making this. DAMN YOU ANNE BANCROFT MASQUERADING AS MARGARET THATCHER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Nowadays
it would take more than 5Alive poured into her crypt to get Maggie that active.
Maybe that Dodo advert is Coca-Cola Corp's take on this.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:36, archived)
# I understood all of your words,
but the sentence baffles me.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:40, archived)
# New TV advert
www.facebook.com/5AliveDodo

Dancing dodo resurrected by spilt 5Alive.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:44, archived)
# I read that as dildo
and the image in my mind that followed was not nice
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Damn that Dutch Wife Fairy!
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Ah yes!
I saw that the other day. Didn't realise it was for 5alive :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:54, archived)
# hahaha....perfect!
needs more penetration shots....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Oh fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:40, archived)
# The man don't appreciate free leg action.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:38, archived)
# because he is only into horses,
judging by his wife.

I now understand why toffs refer to women they marry as "damn fine fillies".
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:42, archived)
# I'll invade you for this Butler!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# What a sharp dresser.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Hand in glove . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:28, archived)
# arfs aplenty
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:28, archived)
# ...NSFW!.......NSFW!.......NSFW!...

.......NSFW!.......NSFW!.......NSFW!.......
.......NSFW!.......NSFW!.......NSFW!.......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:17, archived)
# and consider that my resignation....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
# ...I'll just leave it here on my desk.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
# and on the chair, walls, floor and the corridoor too!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Hey...no paper trail.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:39, archived)
# I see that you got the memo . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:19, archived)
# "No Shitting In The Office"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
# hahaha..........................home videos are not allowed
also you need to lose some weight:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:20, archived)
# I like sitting on my ass and eating ice cream.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# ...at least he's having fun.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# he doesn't even work there
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Revenge on the Mrs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:40, archived)
# haha
I had a litre of home-made cider last night. The effect this morning was similar
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# This one's for you then... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Dr Bunsen Honeydew: The Meth years!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:34, archived)
# He's gone loopy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:35, archived)
# I thought it was Harry Hill?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry] sshhhhhhhhhh...............don't wake him

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Sexy tiem.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# haha!
youre too good at this challenge
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Crivvens!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Sweet dreams are made of please . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:17, archived)
# *sends to tabloids*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Mrs Thatcher
are you trying to seduce me?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Oh for the love of God
Keep this filth up!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 23:10, archived)
# To be Sher...to be Sherlock
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:59, archived)
# C'mon Eamonn!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Hahaha
What a big head!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:01, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
# No food escapes him.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:06, archived)
# :D....Holmes sweet Holmes
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?


My first ever photoshop. I think you can probably tell.

EDIT: From Fallout 3: ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51YxO4ug0pL._SL500_.jpg
(davywavy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
# who dat?
I thought it was Jamie and his magic torch, but it's not.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# It's vault-tec's pipboy
or possibly vault boy.

(see the fallout game universe)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# I don't think I understood one word of that
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
# La:
fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Vault_Boy
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# aha!
*scratches head*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Ah! Sorry. Original post edited too.
ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51YxO4ug0pL._SL500_.jpg
(davywavy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
# ah it's one of those moving picture games I've heard the cool kids talking about
I think I've seen them at the seaside in those places that have the coins in the glass box with the moving sticks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# A Futuristic Fair sounds fun!
but I bet it isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Arse.
Spelling is not my friend
(davywavy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# ?
I was just thinking out loud, not a comment on your pic as such... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# That's okay. It's my nerves showing.
I'm new to all this.
(davywavy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# you're doing well
people laughed, and nobody called you a twat

you're already more acceptable than David Cameron
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# I regard that as a victory
Onward!
(davywavy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:59, archived)
# This gives me the glees
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Thank you
I was v. nervous posting for the first time...
(davywavy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Sign me up!
The GOAT says I'll be a hairdresser!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# That sounds fair.
(davywavy, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:50, archived)
# there's something rather creepy about this
I blame Thatcher
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# woo!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Yay!
*deathclaws*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:00, archived)
# I'll deathclaw you if you're not careful
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# I'll set Charaon on you if YOU're not careful!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:05, archived)
# I'll send Mayor MacCready to kick all your asses!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:09, archived)
# I'll dress up like a priest and run around in little lamplight.... wait... that's not right D:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
# It's a trap!!!!
/spoilers
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:03, archived)
# pfft
"Gordon Brown sells half of our Nukalurk Meat reserves for less than market value"
(Ringo Mountbatten, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:05, archived)
# "Exchange rate of Nuka-Cola caps to RadAway down 10 points on news of increased Raider incursions"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:10, archived)
# *howl*
Three Dog of Galaxy News Radio booed during manifesto launch.
(nordelius, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
#
I suppose this means Gordon Brown would shift the government to an offshore oil rig, instead of staying in parliament
(Earthling wants a silver moustache to show off to his chums, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:03, archived)

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