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# Carry On Shining :)
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# he he he
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)
# i'm not going to hurt you
now behave missus
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Ooooooohhhhh!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:49, archived)
# mmmmm....
ashy cum
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:58, archived)
# bwaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Lovely stuff, young Ninj!!!
:D

*cliquez*
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Cheers sir!
Any news?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Might have a 3 month contract at *major broadcaster*
Fingers crossed, eh?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Ooh brilliant!!
I love 'Dave' (only joking)

(Fingers crossed too)
:D
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Dave is officially going to be renamed
Top Gear TV

:)

Cheers, guv.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Brilliant.
:D

*clicks*
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Ta Moley!
\O/
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:00, archived)
# ha ha
carry on
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:55, archived)
# hahahha! outstanding :D
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:06, archived)
# i'm not going to hurt you
now behave missus
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:02, archived)
# I see a monochrome CDC
with no pubes or balls so it fails


sorry
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:15, archived)
# oooooo, look at my big tool, ooooo
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] bugger
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# dizzy, I'm so dizzy ha ha ha
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)
# that's deep man
its like a metaphor for life
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# weeeeee!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Micro machines!
Ok, not actually that, but it reminds me of them.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Dad, are we there yet?
:D
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)
# oooh
convertable
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:56, archived)
# greg likes
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] pub tiem!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:) 'Knob In Gob'
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# already in the pub
lovely lovely lager.

I've got a mate from cockermouth.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Get 'em in, will ya?
I'll have a pint of Man in the Box, ta.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:55, archived)
# you in town?
or are you just playing with me?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Don't tell everyone!
*does trousers back up*
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:02, archived)
# the board is...
...flooded
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] 'noon :)
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:40, archived)
# You wouldn't need the sign..
There is no way I would enter is you were doing that!

PS: Woo!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:42, archived)
# You're not her type.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Hahahahaha! Cripes!
:D
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
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# :DD
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# my other Daddies
get more noise out of her
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# ...and pay more!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)
# *LOL*
You're doing the new marketing campaign for Holiday Inn, I see....
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:53, archived)
# DG's Fairy Tales
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:40, archived)
# hahahaa :D
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:41, archived)
# please post more often :)
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:41, archived)
# a dog bit my arms.
I have to use a chinstick.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)
# well, grow more chins then
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:55, archived)
# hahaha!
:D
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:42, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Oh fuck!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Gingers are all the same
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# hahahaha
*clicks*
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:45, archived)
# This is the shittest thing ever.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# She looks like Mel Gibson in Braveheart
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)
# I'm glad I didn't model her off my mum, who looks like Danny Glover.
too old for this shit...
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:51, archived)
# excellent
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Sexy!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:55, archived)
# :D
Veet required!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Christ on a bike
lol
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:58, archived)
# :D
o_o
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:58, archived)
# hahahahha!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:04, archived)
# hghhahah
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Ahahaha
gross
(, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 12:35, archived)
# I'd be thankful for the gloves...
I knew there was a reason he always wore armor in the stories...
(, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Oh good Lordy!!!
:D
(, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# hahahaha unexpected twist of the year
(, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 2:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:40, archived)
# aaww :)

ooh thread rush
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:42, archived)
# No entry
for saurs
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Stop! Ice Age ahead!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] and with that, I'm off to bed!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Hmm.
tbh i think both teams would be at a disadvantage here.

but then again i don't understand the rules of that game.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)
# hahahaha
good night...i mean afternoon
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)
# hahahaha
actually that looks quite fun, and not too disimilar to the sunday league field opposite my old house
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)
# It looks fair to me. Except for the wooded area.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:42, archived)
# haha :)
that reminds me of a pitch we used to play on :D
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] The first design was considered misleading
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Snow fairies FTW
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:32, archived)
# God that sounds excessively girly.
I mean... beer and football FTW!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:32, archived)
# *Printscreens*
You gayness is now captured for posterity.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:33, archived)
# "I've got a fever, and the only cure is more dead angels."
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] might as well pea

(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:33, archived)
# hahahaha!
serves him right!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)
# w/y/h
didn't you also make the bungee car for the other roadsign challenge?
Edit: nope, it was oCo
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] funnier in my head I think
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Agreed
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# just seems to be
the butt of all jokes
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Colon Collection
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Not opposite but hey...
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:17, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# :D
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#
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# showoffs
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
#
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# Right-On Rock!

Brighton
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Watch the skies not the road
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Now appearing all around Smolensk Airport...
/Hull
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:17, archived)
# ooh!
it gets worse for Poland. It seems now that no world leaders may be able to attend his funeral because of the ash cloud. I reckon his identical twin brother is behind all of this
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Is he being cremeted?
If so, the irony hopefully won't escape them
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# The Orb were headline at Glasto in 93
I was all ready for it, and tripping my nuts off.
There was a large sign on stage that simply said "Watch the Skies"
We did, all night. Nothing fucking happened. Their laser display had broken down.
Later on a mad hippy wrecked on cider tried to mount me.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
It'd been a long day.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# you didn't even leave me your number!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# 1-800 HOWS MY MOUNTING
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# a few litres less cider and I might have been impressed
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# And you blame that
on volcanic ash???
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# erm no Strawberries if I recall corretcly
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# What? He surrounded you with paper and put you in a picture frame?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# actually perhaps that is what he was trying to do
but why did he have his cock out?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Those panto toilet signs always caught me out.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Haha, nicely done :)
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Nice one!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:15, archived)
#
caught turned out on
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:15, archived)
# haha yes
what is that all about
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:17, archived)
# ha ha
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
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# Spang!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Spang!
Also, too subtle?

(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)
# The bouncing bomb was never exactly subtle... ;)
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Oh, I don't know...
Compared to a Tallboy, or Grand Slam, it was a mere pinprick...
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)
# My brain is evidently fried from last night's excess, as I can only
think of 'Operation Grand Slam' from Goldfinger.

*goes for a lie down*
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Rather large bombs from the same designer.
Worth reading Paul Brickhill's The Dam Busters, which details the whole thing from the dams to the end of the war. Bloody good book.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Top Tip!
Thank 'ee
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
# haha
*does goggly hand thing*
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)
# *Glues two bits of dowel to a coat hanger*
*crosses two theatre lights*
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:15, archived)
# 'ERE! It's got a knob on the end!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)
# they're a lounge wizard's
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies and a nod to The Coast Of Yemen
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Spang!
:D
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
# a thing of beauty is this :)
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)
# hahaha
Silly man looking at the closest star to the Earth
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
#

(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:12, archived)
# You'd think CERN would know not to cross the streams.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:12, archived)
# "There's definitely a very slim chance that we'll survive."
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Fuuuuuuck.
I almost know how he felt. I was in a hutch at a synchrotron changing a sample when I heard the shutter opening and closing. I left rather hurridly, expecting to see a permanent shadow of myself on the wall. Luckily, it was an auxillary shutter and not the main one.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# STOP MAKING UP WORDS!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)
# A lab friend of mine
worked with a laser powerful enough to blind you after reflection off 7 matte-black surfaces. I always found that slightly alarming.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Lasers are serious business.


It's amazing how much power they have.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:11, archived)
#


(it was never going to compete with PhD comics...)
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:12, archived)
# -s
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:12, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)
# These are all great :D
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:16, archived)
# One day, I might make some more.
One day...
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# You need to do more of these
And slowly and deliberately improve the art style, all the while pretending you can't do any better than this but always making sure you're actually about twice as good as the cartoons you're drawing so that you've got a buffer for when you get lazy/sick/preoccupied. It worked for Questionable Content. (Come to that, it worked for PhD Comics, too.)
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# That's how I do my work.
Keeping 50% in reserve...
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:32, archived)
# I throw it all in
That's why I've ended up with this 40+ page monstrosity of a single-author paper. And ten illegitimate babies.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:40, archived)
# What is that molecule, eh? If black = carbon, and white = hydrogen OR nitrogen OR oxygen then it could be C1CCN1O?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:17, archived)
# ?
I thought it was a giraffe
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Silly! It's a bird!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
#
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# Pffft!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Heh heh!
It would be a rather explosive metal-carbene, if it wasn't made up...
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# The white ones all have two bonds, so none of them are nitrogen.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Except the one with three bonds, dipshit.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# hahahaha
I love this
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# hehehehe
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)
# excellent!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Oh for gods' sake ...
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# ready
aim

SPANG!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:11, archived)
# pffh :)
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Hahahhaha!
:D
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:12, archived)
# typical Gemini
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Woo!

(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
[challenge entry] FEAR THEM
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# hahahahh! Ace :D
Killzone is as overrated as Halo, though
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)
# i agree
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# i haven't even played it yet but it does look quite linear,
the multiplayer looks fun though
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Really liked Halo 1
The others were pants though.

Playing the new Splinter Cell Conviction, tis a beauty :)
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)
# ooo, splinter cell!
when i first got my xbox 1 i played halo 1 and splinter cell 1 to death, splinter cell 1 was ground breaking.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# I never managed to finish Splinter Cell
/no good at console games blog.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# NOOB!
*points*
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Nice one Rory!!
(What Stevie said) :)
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# cheers ninj!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Nicely...
The source is significantly less scary :D
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:04, archived)
# the guy in the source looks like an aryan cameron, maybe i should have went for dave, damn...
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:12, archived)
# The pic that keeps on giving!
:)
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] probably work better as a video...
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)
# oh superb!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)
# :D
Nice one on 'calls terminate at Belize'
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Cameron's already played the dead kid card
Next time I'm sure it'll be the pregnant wife card.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# he played it twice last night
once for his opwn kid
and again for the man who's house was burgled and they set his sofa on fire killing his kid.

Horrible story, so no surprise to see cameron using it as a political point-scorer. The cunt.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# thing is with the tories
they do have some good policies but he is such a cunt.

Now Cleggy is a dreamboat* - I'd vote for him even if he promised to drown all kittens.

*I'm not even gay!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# i was impressed by Nick Clegg.
But I wish he had've actually said what his views on Trident are!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:15, archived)
# well said Griffy,
quite a number of sound policies, but such a stifled and uninspired choice for a mouthpiece
/or ringpiece, it's often difficult to tell
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Hasn't Brown got a dead kid as well?
I'd vote for Clegg on the grounds that the other two seem really fucking careless
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:12, archived)
# hahah :D
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Oh no you di'n't!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)
# hand over mouth lols
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Fantastically Harsh!
18 points to you, sir.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Didn't he use his own kid 2 or 3 times I thought?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)
# hahahahahhahahah!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Fucking win :D
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:07, archived)
# brilliant
I have yet to see this 'debate' I missed it last night
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
# It wasn't great, but it was ok.
Nick Clegg looked the most comfortable and impressive in my opinion. Gordon Brown seemed good to me apart from when he was trying to be funny. David Cameron looked terribly uncomfortable to me, which I mainly found surprising because of his PR background.

And I liked Gordon Brown's tie.

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! - Political Commentator of the Year 1983.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# The make-up they had given Cameron gave him that weird
'uncanny valley' look that he had on the posters. It was strange seeing him move around - reminded me of an Auton.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:12, archived)
# I didn't recognise him with forehead creases...
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:15, archived)
# I thought Brown did loads better than Cameron, so I was surprised when the opinion polls said otherwise.
I also thought the pink tie was a good move.

Clegg came across by far the best, but he went on about Trident a few too many times. I suspect in the next debate he might have to work a bit harder because the other two will tear him apart.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)
# As I said last night, in my wholly unbiased view,
the polls were run by ITV.

The kind of people who would vote in a poll on the ITV website are most likely morons, and therefore probably read The Sun or The Daily Mail.

If they read The Daily Mail, they are most likely Tories at heart.

If they read The Sun, they probably were fooled into being tory voters just because it said to be on the front page a couple of months back,.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)
# It was a lot better than I imagined it was going to be.
And the Cleggster did do pretty well, on balance.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:11, archived)
# I heard he hardly mentioned our brave, brave soliders
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Yes, that was rather cringe-inducing on the part of the other two.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)
# They all didn't
Several times.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:15, archived)
# He mentioned Trident about a billion times though.
And he also said "squillion" which I thought was a mistake.

(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Doesn't really show a good grasp of economics, does it?
:D
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Yeah, but he has Vince Cable to deal with that stuff :P
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Vince Cable - the fuzzy channel visible in the white noise
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Yes, I cringed when he said "squillion"
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# There are highlights on the Guardian site
though they appear to have a totally different definition of "highlights" to me
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)
# I only caught the last twenty minutes or so
from what I saw it seemed pretty good, Clegg did very well, and personally I thought Cameron was better than Brown.

(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:15, archived)
# ^ This pretty much applies to the entire
proceedings.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
# "if you are under 18 or not an MP, please hang up now"
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# This is great.
:D

*clicks*
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:16, archived)
# oh yes
some of my best friends are anecdotes
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Do not move into the box until the way out is clear.
Edit: slow down with the new threads, honey.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# OK, you seem to have got over-excited
This may be an unpopular move. I suggest you take a break and give someone else a go...
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Could someone tell this to Ninj?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHa!
:D
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Kapow!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
# *clicks*
oh wait, I mean *tuts*
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
# I think someone did once :)
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] i hate these things sometimes they are in nastly places

(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:55, archived)
# *click*
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Your line in the bottom right is wonky
I really wish that didn't bother me
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:55, archived)
# See, now you've pointed it out, it's going to bother me, too.
THANKS FOR NOTHING!!!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Work: Done.
\o/
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Oh you utter, utter shit!
hahahahahah
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)
# You so had that coming.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# YOU!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# I think so...
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:04, archived)
# I'm going to biuld a FF add-in than scans for horse-links!
all I have to do is found out how to do it!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Didn't someone alreaady do that?
Called it "no more horses?"
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Barbarossa
...and I've gaz'd him with it :)
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# I can't claim to have originally made it
but I did modify it for the .au domain...
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# It works!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# I hovered. I still clicked. I love horses.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# and horse riding?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:02, archived)
# not this time, young headwound,
not this time.

:)
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Any firefox users who get caught by this are idiots.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Anyone with a middle mouse button who gets caught is an idiot.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# I hadn't noticed that.
But now you have pointed it out it is consuming my very soul!!!!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# That annoys you but the uneven spacing of the grid lines doesn't?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)
# WHY DID YOU HAVE TO POINT THOSE OUT
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Because lots of slightly wonky lines are more annoying than one very wonky line.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# The audacity of that one very wonky line gave me tunnel vision
Now you've opened my eyes
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Yeah, thanks for that, Mu.
Nice stats board quote, by the way.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Is it?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Oh, that was me trying to steal the ten millionth post.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
# I know.
This is me pointing it out, you shameless attempted ten-million stealer.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Perhaps it is in a Vasarely style..
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# The other 3 corner lines are the only non-wonky ones
all the longer diagonals all deviate by a pixel or more.

I really wish that didn't bother me too.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# You're right, the whole thing is a fucking disgrace
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# I think the lines are fine
it's reality that's wrong.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# what on earth is going on here?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)
# We're having a wonderful time talking about squiffy grid lines.
Why don't you join in? It'll be fun!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:02, archived)
# yes, that line in the bottom corner is making my eye twitch.....
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Have you also noticed how the 2nd line down from the top left doesn't actually reach the edge?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# And it's noticably squint.
Ahhhhh, this is so much better than discussing politics.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:11, archived)
# When scrolling
I get a weird optical illusion that the boxes are half the size they actually are
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] A daily occurrence
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# I had a poster with a similar joke on
3 - fuck is that the exit?
2 - squeeze into space
1 - brake sharply
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# oh yes
you forgot to add on the last one "and cause a lorry to brake so hard it nearly jack-knifes"
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# That term always makes me giggle when I hear it on the news
Dunno why.

Perhaps 'cause I'm a simpleton.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# a "shed load" always makes me guffaw
for some reason.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:02, archived)
# hehe
it is a term now solely used for lorries rather than actual jack-knives
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Cos it reminds you of the phrase "at it like knives," maybe?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# "Don't sniff the lines" ?
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Couldn't resist
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha
ace!
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] hahah!!!
silly sign is to give direction not supposed to football duh!


(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# I like this
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Lovely.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Nicely done!
(, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 12:40, archived)
# i like it when
he balances it on his cock.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies

(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# I would spang you, but I fear your pole would beat my frying pan.
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)
# They use really long pencils at that station
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# next: clubbing
(, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)

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