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[challenge entry] Two posts per challenge...


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I'm going to have a lie-down. And a little cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:45, archived)
# hahahah wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# haha
utterly silly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)
# hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry] I did another one


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Its not really a sign though, but serves my love of West Coast Gansta Rap.

(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:51, archived)
# as long as he doesn't put that in to my ass
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Any one of his multi colured arms?
He should really see a doctor about those.
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:58, archived)
# and the doctr would say
"u filtad!"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Haaaaaaaahahahahaha!
Click :)
(I helped save b3ta! Styxx hates when people talk in the third person, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:11, archived)
# I like this
so I clicked
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry] An old one from me
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 18:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Frankensign

My Gallery
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:44, archived)
# hahahahahahahha! outstanding :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:45, archived)
# hahaha
the Monkeon Win-O-Tron strikes again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Very clever stuff indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:15, archived)
# ha
ingenius
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:25, archived)
# r/l chortles here
V.good

(clickS)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)
# apparently, very accurate
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Needs more 'no readily explainable reason whatsoever'
...although admittedly that is probably a sub-category of 'Men', so as you were!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:37, archived)
# *On the Volley...
How woman say it best...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:51, archived)
# my cunt has never made my missus cry
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)
# well, it looks scientific
so it must be true
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:39, archived)
# and it's on the internet
you can't argue with that



unless you're a woman
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:01, archived)
# nah it's pretty acurate
:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# I would have said it wasn't "Men", rather it shoud say "Hormones"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:40, archived)
# You would say that you bastard!
/in touch with feminine side blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:42, archived)
# *weeps a little* *flounces some* *leaves the board* *comes back* *gives the cold shoulder* *then when I want something, act all normal again*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Mrs S?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Only at weekends, and as such, you can call me "theoriginalsandra" on saturdays and sundays.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# THOSE DISHES WON'T WASH THEMSELVES!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:51, archived)
# is that women or cats?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# hhmmmmmm, interesting. Women are obviously giant hairless cats.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:49, archived)
# shaved pussies?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:55, archived)
# guesshermuff.blogspot.com
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:58, archived)
# That is why gays are a lot luckier than straights.
Well, apart from periodically having a cock rammed up their arses.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)
# I don't think they are... they have types like Graham Norton.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:56, archived)
# BECAUSE THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:41, archived)
# they cry from men kicking them in their cunt
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Because I'm taken.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Lesbians are the happiest.
This is why I only Google them.
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Needs more 'at not being able to park'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)
# This is the future. A world without aeroplanes...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# pfft
the peace and quiet is great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:48, archived)
# ^ this
I live pretty close to the flight path of Manchester airport, and the quiet, and a sky completely bereft of chemtrails (wake up Sheeple!) has been really quite nice.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# yer
I'm 5 miles from Heathrow, it's been great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# I fear for the chemtrail fearmongering industry, though.
Who will now inform the sheeple?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Did someone say chemtrails?!
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)
#
CHEMTRAILS COCKTAIL STICK


you post-moving ninja
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# racist
post deleter
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# I am NOT a post deleter*!
*May be a post deleter
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Fucking vaginal yachtsman!
tsk tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:11, archived)
# That was some impressive shoehorning.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:15, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the ... er ...
shoesmiths?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# COBBLERS.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Oh I'm such a heel.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# You're the sole person who thinks that
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# That's very kind of you, but
That would be quite a feat.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# *gasp* cast iron proof!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Wouldn't it have been funny if the chemtrails were still appearing though?
That'd freak out the sheeple!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# *hires sky-writing plane*
...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)
#
plane balloon
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# I'd like to believe that this is what the sky was like in the 1850s.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Wrong - because it would have been in black and white.
DUR!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# I stand corrected.
But in a very dashing, devil-may-care manner.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# hehe!
waht are all these people moaning about? Oh no, I'm stuck in barbados for a few days longer, send battleships immediately.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:48, archived)
# BUT I MUST GET BACK TO WORK!
Can't chance an illegal immigrant stealing my job
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# it's all a conspiracy
people with jobs have gone on planes somewhere and can't get back

boat people with no jobs are turning up and stealing the people with jobs's jobs

solution: passport control/customs officers, who currently have nothing to do, should go and stand about on beaches with binoculars

/armchair minister blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# it was all in Canal Boat Monthly
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:02, archived)
#
C
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Minister for Standing About On Beaches With Binoculars?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# I'd agree with you
except that my mum's in Tenerife, she's going to miss two very important hospital appointments and she's already run out of the drugs she needs to control her condition. I've just spent the weekend trying to work out the logistics of transporting her back to the UK before she deteriorates any further.

If it was me stuck out there, on the other hand, I'd be happy as a pig in shit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# oh dear
she might get a lift with the Navy

but by the time they get there the war will be over
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# The hospital have told her not to stress and to try and relax as much as possible
The options are:
1) Fly to Madrid and try to navigate her way up to Bilbao and get a ferry back from there, which will be a nightmarish journey of epic proportions and about the most stressful thing she could put herself through
2) Stay put and hope the airline can fly her out relatively soon - apparently they have booked her on a flight of Friday, but whether that takes off or not is uncertain...anything later than that and she'll start to get quite seriosuly ill :/

Not a great choice tbh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Can't they somehow get the drugs to her, rather than the other way round?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:04, archived)
# we've talked about it
but without air mail there's no guarantee that they'll get there in time either

Currently looking into the possibility of driving out there
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# are you on Twitter?
twitter.com/#search?q=%23getmehome
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# ouch
you could get someone to courier her the drugs - or would that be prohibitively expensive?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# yeah, looking into that now
my auntie may be able to drive out there but even so we need to get my mum from Tenerife onto the mainland
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:07, archived)
# get her to fly to the northernmost airport that's open
it's a 2-day drive though

mind you, I did Calais-Toulouse in 9 hours once
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)
# if she could get to marseille, she could get the tgv to calais
French trains are pretty good.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
# That's a bit worrying.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)
# this is in no way meant to sound sarcastic or a joke
but can't she go to a hospital in Tenerife? can't her UK doctor send copies of her medical history? surely the British consulate must have procedures in place for something like this
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# It's a bit more complicated than that
the drugs she's on are "bio-drugs" that are tailored specifically for her - it's a brand new treatment that's still in trials and there's no off-the-shelf alternative, sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:11, archived)
# so Science has been foiled by an Act of God?
edit: seriously, hope you work it out
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Ah, that answers the question I was about to ask.
that answers the question I was about to ask.I am on lifesaving prescription medicine and when travelling abroad I always adhere by the instructions on the insurance documents which stress that anyone on prescription meds should take a repeat prescription with them in case of lost supplies / other emergency. That way when seeing a doctor in foreign climes it is much easier to prove you need the meds.

This proved invaluable during our last trip to NYC when daughter needed antibiotic eye drops after her bottle leaked in transit. She was very grateful that before our trip I insisted she get a repeat prescription with all the hassle that entailed after that happened.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Download Weekend
Would have been great timing. Thought I was going to get flown over to death in my tent last year
(babyaeroplanes, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:42, archived)
# It's all lies!


It's a UK media conspiracy to prevent global warming!
(Robutt Two pearls in a cashmere sky, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Hahah amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:29, archived)
# You're almost right, except its actually a worldwide fuel shortage that has caused the grounding /spooksblog
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Don't give me your facts!
It gets in the way of a good story. God i wish i was trapped abroad...
(Robutt Two pearls in a cashmere sky, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
#


Oh bugger, new thread. Meant to post this as a reply down there \/ I just used "Post a new message" to get to the b3ta hosting (why is there no link to "my images"?)

Lemme see if I can rustle up a new image

[edit] Have a mutated Ross Kemp as penance
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Der Heronvolk!


This picture might have got me in trouble...
I showed it to someone on another forum after the site admin backed up a load of racist idiots on a birding forum. A few PMs back and forth and somehow, it got sent to the admin.

Emergency over...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# someone an another forum?
did he make a shirt out of it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Reposting in a new thread?
Water fowl way to behave.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)
# too few to mention..
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# get your salt pots at the ready
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Yay! Snails for the hardcore!
We watched that there District 9 yesserdiy. It were gert lush.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Aye, t'were grand.
Fokkin prawns!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)
# "Will you be going on holiday this summer?"
"Yes I will."

"Well that's nice."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Best film ever IMHO
I was loving it even before they just went crazy on the special effects budget in the last half hour or so. Spoilers? Nah.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# awww
when my ickle girl was ickler, she thought all snails were called Bob. She knew they were snails, just that their name was Bob.
Electro convulsive therapy helped.

mucho wooage!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Rargh!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:48, archived)
# if you breed a snail with a snake
you get a slug, not one of these
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# or a snaik
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:07, archived)
# fuck off, attenborough
you always have to have the last word, well I'm sick of it
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Been Shopping! Out of the way, old man...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Having reviewed this image, I can confirm that it is fully in line with my interests.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:00, archived)
# He needs to get his shopping home at once, he's got a vaginal yachting appointment at 12.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# 1 of 3
Tenuous. Must try harder.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)
# My name is mediocre and I endorse this message.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha...
Lovely reflections Barbie *Click*

:)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# :D


Optimisation courtesy of Barbarossa
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:19, archived)
# hahahahahahah! bloody marvelous, that!
*clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# I went for years worrying about not ever seing this image
but thanks to Barbarossa I can now enjoy my life with friends and family

Thanks Barbarossa!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)
# No problem mang, I'm here to serve.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# my eyes are happy
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:09, archived)
# tesco
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:14, archived)
# My name is mediocre, and I too endorse this image.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
# My name is A Vagabond, and this image needs more rain.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# My name is barryheadwound, and I'm a racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:32, archived)
# My name is barryheadwound, and I'm a PC
...and my precious FP has gone off the bottom after only 2 days :(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] The sign was very specific about when it was safe to use my fleshlight

And the in-flight demonstration was a sight to behold.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Penis goes where?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
# there on the stair
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# A little penis with clogs on

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Well I declare!
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)
# bend over
and we'll all show you
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# At least buy me a drink first
damn it, maaan
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)
# I should have some ribena somewhere
it kept the last ones quiet
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)
# What flavour?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Chicken & Mushroom
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Dear God the state of parenting today...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:04, archived)
# ?
I think I might do some work today.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:07, archived)
# think I'll go write a business plan...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
# The Official Prodigy 69 Business Plan.
1. Yer Maw

2. See 1.

Job done :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:14, archived)
# 1a. Reposting cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# I got one...
1. Make a thing.
2. Market the thing.
3. Sell lots of things.
4. Profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# it works
I did it with the ASSMASTER 4000™
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# the ASSMASTER 4000™ is a great product
I can't imagine how I ever managed without one. Now all my asses are stored in a safe, warm and dry place, and can be displayed in chronological order at the touch of a button.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Sounds horrible
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:14, archived)
# You get used to it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# 'fraid I'm RIS-ing over here
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:13, archived)
# topicality was never my stong point
de-ris: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_triangle_%28Channel_4%29
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
# aah its a soft porn reference
I only watch the triple X rated stuff
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# pah - amature
unrated Latvian farmyard machinery orgy squirting is what the cool kids are into
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# *office googles*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:54, archived)
# it's a sign of the times
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Hi, I've come to fix the fridge...
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Did some rearranging at Smiths in York Station t'other day...
(Mowgarr, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:52, archived)
# blimey, is that compo STILL going?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Magic waterways womens running lol
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
# "triaathl"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
# woopdeedoo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Ttish Magic!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:55, archived)
# I'm more disturbed by the fact theres a monthly magazine about Canal Boats.
bet that gives zoo or nuts a run for its money.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:57, archived)
# phwoar! Look at the rudder on that!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
# a monthly boat about Canal Boats?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Barge Monthly.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Hydrofoil Minutely.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Extract from the readers wives section.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:03, archived)
# haha!
needs more chemical toilet
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:05, archived)
# That is clearly a vaginal yacht
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
# I hereby challenge you to use that phrase, in context, 3 more times today.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:12, archived)
# The only way I'm going to be able to do this is by spending more time on QOTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Ohhh!
I just came outta York station
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:05, archived)
# telling your parents first
is more conventional, I believe
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
# TING WORLD!
ttish magic
SHRINK YOUR ELLY!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
# NO PAIN ALL GAI
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# NSBOROUGH
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Haha, I was up to the same.
I was up to the same.Lo-res pea time.

(I helped save b3ta! Craffty, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# I painted Tick Tock from Return to Oz :D


Click for bigger / wallpaper (88 kb)

also an animation



visit my site for more crap - www.simonrudd.info :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:36, archived)
# cor that's good
now I want a jelly pastry
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:38, archived)
# nom nom nom!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)
# that is lovely indeed.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:38, archived)
# thank you!
:) i'm pleased with it!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:39, archived)
# Tic Tock!! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:43, archived)
# i love him
our army should be one wind up machine :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:46, archived)
# Woah!
Deja-vu. Just commented on this elsewhere ;O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:44, archived)
# did you
woop :D (where??)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Looks like Maru :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VArugVGoIM&feature=digest
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:44, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Pringles!
Good stuff, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:45, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:49, archived)
# That film gave me all of the fear
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:46, archived)
# it was very freaky
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:49, archived)
# that is a whole lot of outstanding right there!
top stuff, rev!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:52, archived)
# thank you steve!
i'm pleased with it! :D but not as much as my penis monster - afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/2010/04/worm-beast.html :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:53, archived)
# now that looks vicious!
reminds me of this:

dmweb.free.fr/files/CSB-Creature-Worm.gif
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:59, archived)
# looks nasty!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Very nice!
I love that film, full of oddness.
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
# it was very odd
the eltroshock bit used to freak me out - 100% darker than the original :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
# I am fucking scared now
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# hahaha
as you should be! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] slow down
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:13, archived)
# SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:29, archived)
# hahaha!
top stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Pfffft, but bindun :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:09, archived)
# bah!
i suspected as much
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Does anyone else thing the lib dem campaign signs look like chemical warnings?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:10, archived)
# I saw my Lib Dem candidate the other day
but his accompanying leaflet-slave wouldn't let me have one of the orange diamonds :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:12, archived)
# What's the criteria for getting one of those then?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Asking for one is usually enough
They're usually desperate for people to display them, Clegg's success in the debate must have gone to their heads
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:24, archived)
# We had the Lib Dem leaflet for our area of Redditch
their chief campaigner was listed as Steve "Thingy" - I think they need a better proof-reader
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:51, archived)
# haha
they suddenly have become one for the other 2 parties.

This will be the best election EVAH!
I might even stay up all night to watch Peter Snow do his wind turbine impressions
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:16, archived)
# Jeremy Vine does it now :(

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:23, archived)
# I feel so out of touch :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:28, archived)
# pffft
there's no point in voting now, the Lib Dems will get in anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha it's true.
I thought Clegg came across as the smarmiest, media-trained, most poltician-like one of all of them. Cameron is a fat head, and Brown spoke with authority but no deciciveness.

All politicians are liars. It's such a shame you can do it as a career.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Yeah, I used to like him before he was popular.
But I've gone off him now that everyone else has got into the Lib-Dems.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:31, archived)
# I liked his early stuff
the cactus-burning was particularly good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Haha, yeah.
What a weird grudge.
Also, this is funny, alleging that for some reason he made it all up:
www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/apr/18/election-diary-victoria-coren
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:45, archived)
# I'd never seen him before. I'd only heard comedians making the "Who?" jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Remake for compo
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 8:34, archived)
# pfft
Was too distracted by the 'zardoz' heads to notice the sign at first. clicked
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 8:48, archived)
# hahaha! Ace :D
good nings ya all
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:03, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:17, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 8:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 8:33, archived)
# hehe
"not only is this is a visual pun, but this is the size we will insist they become if we win"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:19, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 7:26, archived)
# RETREAT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 7:27, archived)
# yeah that was going to the subject line, as it happens
www.dailykitten.com/2010/04/goldy/

RETREAT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 7:28, archived)
# FUCKING MODERN SOCIETY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 7:32, archived)
# Blue Peter

*hell*
(twattybanjo, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 4:31, archived)
# ...........
hull much?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 4:33, archived)
# They fed me after midnight,
what can I say?
(twattybanjo, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 4:36, archived)
# Christ you though the harvey price one was in bad taste
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 5:16, archived)
#
(twattybanjo, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 6:02, archived)
# that dog is leaving chemtrails
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:29, archived)
# what's brown and sticky?
(JoePesky, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 4:36, archived)
# ugly modern society
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 4:38, archived)
# or Mohammed Ali opening a can of Dr Pepper
What's the worst that can happen??
(JoePesky, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 4:42, archived)
#
(twattybanjo, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 4:52, archived)
# Christ you though the harvey price one was in bad taste
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 4:56, archived)
# you were about 40 seconds too slow.
and about 2 yards too anal and 75ml too dull.
(twattybanjo, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 4:57, archived)
# Christ you though the harvey price one was in bad taste
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 4:59, archived)
# Christ you though the harvey price one was in bad taste
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 5:15, archived)
# Get out much?
(twattybanjo, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 5:22, archived)
# wtfay2boa?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 5:25, archived)
# No, I'll let him tell it, it's HILARIOUS.
(twattybanjo, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 5:59, archived)
# Christ you though the harvey price one was in bad taste
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 6:21, archived)
# You must be so proud.
(twattybanjo, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 6:29, archived)
# Christ you though the harvey price one was in bad taste
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 6:29, archived)
# *yawn*
(twattybanjo, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 6:31, archived)
# Christ you though the harvey price one was in bad taste
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 6:53, archived)
# Christ you though the harvey price one was in bad taste
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 5:31, archived)
# fuck that, where can I get me some funny super hero videos?
 
or maybe a baby being mauled by some dogs
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 5:42, archived)
# drole bebe modern society super funny retreat
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 5:44, archived)
# FUCK YOU, UGLY MODERN SOCIETY!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 5:54, archived)
# A Stick!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 6:22, archived)
# RETREAT!
 


NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 4:05, archived)
# MODERNITY DOES NOT DARE CRUSH ME
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 4:08, archived)
# Sorry, Dog Biscuit Boy :D

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 4:09, archived)
#
BAHAHHAHHAHAA its ok. I LOVE IT!!!
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 4:10, archived)
# PEDRO
You made my night. BAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAA!!!
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 4:16, archived)
# hahah
It's the image of those trainers that keep him going
(JoePesky, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 4:10, archived)
# ADVANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 4:22, archived)
# UGLY MODERN SOCIETY, HALT!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 4:38, archived)
# sometimes the strangeness of the real world outdoes even the internet
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 4:25, archived)
# FUCKING, SHITTY MODERN SOCIETY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 4:28, archived)
# Grim
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:05, archived)
# BLASPHEMY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:12, archived)
# alright mu?
how are you mate? any new doodles of recent?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:17, archived)
# I posted this on the links board yesterday but I don't think it got the attention it deserved
www.chinasmack.com/2010/pictures/brother-power-naked-chinese-man-vs-modern-society.html
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:23, archived)
# what the cock?
hahaha strong points but wrong execution, and who named him brother power?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:28, archived)
# Could it be a generic term for naked fat guys who go around lifting taxis?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:59, archived)
# he's got a funny butt
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:30, archived)
# Thankyou both of you that was a suitable amount of attention
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:33, archived)
# cross posting to push it towards the newsletter mang
www.b3ta.com/links/459214
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 5:56, archived)
# UGLY MODERN SOCIETY MUST RETREAT!
 
fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:39, archived)
# YES!
Although I do like refrigeration.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLQMxmjpQXs
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:49, archived)
# i like the ability to summon fire with a flick of my thumb
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:51, archived)
# What have you to say in your defence, heretic!
I'm really confused. I like running hot water, but I also like Brother Power.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:55, archived)
# ahhhahhhah reunion gigs
no longer angry young men
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 4:10, archived)
# Chinks eh?
(twattybanjo, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:41, archived)
# I do this every morning!
And no one has river crabbed me yet!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:44, archived)
# HOTT!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:33, archived)
# Now it's an upside down ankh
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:34, archived)
# Brother Power should get this tramp stamp on his elongated rump
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:36, archived)
# GIVE ME POWER!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:45, archived)
# I CAN BENCH PRESS A TAXI
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:51, archived)
#
is this NSFW?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:46, archived)
# MODERNITY IS NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:56, archived)
# ahhhahhhhahhah
no, I don't think so.
I'll show my boss, see what she thinks

FUCK YOU, UGLY MODERN SOCIETY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:59, archived)
# haha
whaaat?
i did a death metal logo thing and it somehow ends up on this guys arse, yeahhhh makes total sense :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 4:32, archived)
# oops!
we all thought you were in bed :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 4:35, archived)
# ELENO never thought he'd end up as arse antlers I'll bet.
(twattybanjo, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:49, archived)
# Maybe I should do me one.
(twattybanjo, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:42, archived)
# Nope. Can't be arsed.
(twattybanjo, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:50, archived)
# that's the spirit!
 
FUCK YOU, UGLY MODERN SOCIETY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 4:09, archived)
# ELENO will be dead pleased with this.
(twattybanjo, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:55, archived)
# who?
*scrolls up*
*gets it*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 4:16, archived)
[challenge entry] He's everywhere
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 2:10, archived)
# whats the opposite of this sign?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 2:10, archived)
# You watching FloorCat?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 2:11, archived)
# You, under the floorboards, watching a wanking cat.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 2:58, archived)
# reverse-wanking cat
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:03, archived)
# explain
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:05, archived)
# It's like when someone backwards-claps their hands
but wanking
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:08, archived)
# ok ok ok
it's like being in the floorboards NOT watching a cat put toothpaste back in to the tube
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:09, archived)
# Ok...
as long as a syringe full of semen isn't involved.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:09, archived)
# That's insemination.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:12, archived)
# Touche
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 3:15, archived)
# CAUTION!
manhole covers will decapitate a cat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 2:11, archived)
# : (((((
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 2:19, archived)
# it's just a word of caution, not an imminent threat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 2:23, archived)
#
LOLLOLLLLLLL!!
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 4:04, archived)
# awwwwwwwwww
 
CHEER UP, CEILING CAT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 2:19, archived)
# 'NING!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 2:27, archived)
# GOOD AFTERNOON
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 4:11, archived)
# ...oh what can it mean?
To a...
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 6:25, archived)
# I'M NOT WEARING A HELMET YOU GUYS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 2:52, archived)

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