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[challenge entry] Holy Kemp!
Due to popular demand, it's now linked.


i44.tinypic.com/xlfs3k.jpg

Warning: Not nice.

Oh come on! It's not that bad.
It's tactical use of gore, not just gore for the sake of.
(Jaymersun the more I eat this dead baby the happier I get., Tue 11 May 2010, 10:34, archived)
# "Will you start the fans please"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:35, archived)
# tis funny
but we don't do shock pics here. Might want to make it a link instead
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Oh my god!
DO NOT WANT!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Oh fuck off, you prick.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Wow
Do not want

*Praises at the alter of AdBlock once more*

www.b3ta.com/board/10042344

Edit: Ta for linkage! *Fluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:36, archived)
# *bokes*
you owe me £2.29 for that ceasar wrap i've just honked up.

link please.

ta for linkage, now about that £2.29...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:36, archived)
# yeah, thanks for that.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Too much.
Please link it 'cos I no longer want my cornflakes
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:37, archived)
# It's a bit big and a bit gory
maybe try shopping a kitten or something
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:37, archived)
# or a cake?
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:15, archived)
# this isn't much better
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 May 2010, 11:41, archived)
# damn those disgusting cakes!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:15, archived)
# What a fool I was to be kind and welcoming to you, when clearly you are just another fucking teenage prick.
Fuck off, there's a good chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Is he okay?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:48, archived)
# "he'll have a bit of a headache for a few days, but we are expecting a full recovery"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:58, archived)
# ahh excellent
is grunt still in eastenders? thought he drove into the sea? ahh i can't keep up with all these programmes!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:04, archived)
# he's still alive
and living in Afghanistan Brazil
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:11, archived)
# did not want
but my fault for clicking
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 May 2010, 11:04, archived)
# You empty child.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Unpleasant
and lol-free. Bad combo.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:19, archived)
# 'ning all
been ages since i done a shop.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Andrew's not looking well in his dotage
/howdy fella, hope you're well
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:34, archived)
# not done an andrew pic for a while
i really should get my pens out.

and all good, ta, hopes you is well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:39, archived)
# You're going to get your penis out? :O
Oh. I really should get my eyes tested...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:43, archived)
# It'sa crab!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:35, archived)
# hahaha
splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Respek blud!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Go Crab Go!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha! ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] ..

/too subtle?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:24, archived)
# No, it's a JPEG
You can have a woo for the pun though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:27, archived)
# No, it's a JPEG
But you can have a woo for the pun though
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:27, archived)
# I thought she was hit by a car?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:29, archived)
# That's how she died
She survived the shove down the stairs
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:30, archived)
# she fell down da apples and pears first, and it was Grant wot wos set up woonit?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiffany_Mitchell
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:31, archived)
# ah
fairy muff. I suppose I should only comment on shows I actually watch :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Me too, to be fair
I remembered it was 'high profile' in the media at the time and had to go to wikipedia to see what it was about, and if the gag would work.
/would ban all soap operas the day I rise to power blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:34, archived)
# *votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:34, archived)
# I may need a coalition to form a Government though
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Christ, she was only in it for three years?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:35, archived)
# and pushed down the stairs
just like Laura Beale
and Barry Evans (outdoor stairs made of grass)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:32, archived)
# she went down the stairs twice, apparently
clumsy girl
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:34, archived)
# NOBODY'D MESS WIV A GEWL CAWLLED CAWTNEY
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Sorry to TJ but this isn't worth it's own

I'm writing and illustrating a fairytale for my nephew.I've tried this faux vectorized look. Think I need to go a bit more cartoony?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Lovely stuff
The beardedwife is doing a similar thing. Unfortunately he doesn't have the artistic skills to draw what he wants.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:40, archived)
# lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 11 May 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Political Colour Theory *






* May be hogwash
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:22, archived)
# We're all in the broon stuff
regardless!

:O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:41, archived)
# heheheheh, deserves a click
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:43, archived)
# I thought so
thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] "I'm fed up with you telling me what I think"
(sinister, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:20, archived)
# I preferred it more yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:21, archived)
# ^What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Post Campbell tantrum version.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gkHwU4DRA8
(sinister, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:22, archived)
# slight text change eh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:23, archived)
# where have I seen this before?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:24, archived)
# 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:29, archived)
# I watched that again a few weeks back
It gets scarier everytime I watch it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:42, archived)
# hehe, I watched it again over Easter weekend, it really is a great film,
and gets more true to life every time I see it :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Been thinking about something to do for this all week....


and this is the best I could come up with. Shoot me now
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Dinbun, I'm afraid
b3ta.com/board/10040759
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:19, archived)
# balls....
apologies!
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:20, archived)
# no need to apologise
we've all done a bindun at some point or another

it shows you're on the right lines, at least :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:22, archived)
# great minds and all that....
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:23, archived)
# indeedy
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:19, archived)
# pfff
I bet Hitler's the ringleader
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:21, archived)
# i bet he's shagging myra and rose too
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:28, archived)
# This would be an infinately better show
Rose West and Myra Hindley getting up to some funny japes in their New York flat, whilst Hitler is a struggling actor. Aceness!
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Did I read a thing about Rose West and Myra Hindley having a prison relationship together
Or was it just one of my sick, sick dreams?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Methinks it was a sick and twisted dream
make a good tv show though...(if Myra wasn't dead like)
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:30, archived)
# *Legs it!*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Haaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
Well done good noob have a cookie.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:16, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
I have yet to work out if you're brilliant or just crazy!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:35, archived)
# I'd go for crazy
:) Mornin' missus :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Perv!

Click here if you want to see a lovely nipple
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:13, archived)
# hahaha
the GIF palette makes her look a bit wrinkly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:15, archived)
# phwoarr!
I'm glad I'm not at work!

excellentai!
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:15, archived)
# top norks
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Haha, is it just me
or does he seem to get more and more frantic?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:20, archived)
# No, that's just you...... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:31, archived)
# *frantics*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Nawty!
Guess someone forgot the double-sided sticky tape.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:21, archived)
# crikey
nipple like a Mexican's hat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 May 2010, 11:09, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:53, archived)
# mmm sophie!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Hawey

Apologies if bindun
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:13, archived)
# PLEASE SOMEONE KILL IT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:13, archived)
# *bums in the face with military precision*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:15, archived)
# This is how I imagine JMG looks like.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 11 May 2010, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Killer Bob Brown


Poor Nick Clegg =/

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rjJ51N7qZY For everyone who doesn't know what this scene is from.
(Jaymersun the more I eat this dead baby the happier I get., Tue 11 May 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Ah. Now.
Not two threads at once - come on. If you've got lots of pics, put them in the same thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:11, archived)
# GAAAAAHHH
The picaso'esqe face-wrong angles in this are scaring me
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:12, archived)
#
I changed my idea a bit half way through and was too lazy to go back and take another screenshot where he is facing slightly more towards me, hence the weird face angle =/
(Jaymersun the more I eat this dead baby the happier I get., Tue 11 May 2010, 10:42, archived)
# It's Tuesdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Twin Peaks FTW
we don't see enough of that on here
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Smack Kemp
(Jaymersun the more I eat this dead baby the happier I get., Tue 11 May 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Hummus, yes, skillzorz, yes, compo-worthy, yes, file size yes. GOOD noob!
yes skillzorz yes compo-worthy yes file size yes. GOOD noob!

Pull off a kitten shop a stool and make some tea!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Thom Yorke?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:21, archived)
# not quite ugly or squinty enough
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:24, archived)
# And congrats on being b3ta's 84,000th member!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Nobody sneeze!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:02, archived)
#
♪All covered in cheese...♫
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:05, archived)
# I lost my poor meathead...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Cujo's coming for ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:40, archived)
# What am I gonna say?
"I killed the president of Paraguy with a fork?"

hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:44, archived)
# "chiuaua city"
I love that film!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] one for the Kempo Compo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:40, archived)
# Hiyyyyaaa!!!!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:41, archived)
# hehe
ta


ning good sir

I are mostly being busy
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 May 2010, 10:00, archived)
# are you still having erection issues*




*with your shed?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Ning sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:23, archived)
# hahahahahahaha, lovin' that Bilbo!
*CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Excellent work.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:30, archived)
# Brilliantly done
this Kemp thing has seen some classics
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Ooh cheers Bilbo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:37, archived)
# MOVING TO WHINGECON 5


Spent some time separating a compound mixture for someone at work so I could take photos of it for a paper. Did all the shoppery and everything and was very happy. Then, an hour later, he decides I can't use it.
Then, the conference I really wanted to go on - a really important one for making contacts in my field and one I had agreed with my supervisor before starting here - I've been told I can't go as I haven't made anything interesting enough in the last few months to warrant a poster presentation. Then, I find out that it's also partly funding. However, I looked at the conference site today and lo-and-fucking-behold, my supervisor's on there as a keynote speaker.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 11 May 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Pointless photo
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 11 May 2010, 9:41, archived)
# What was the mixture?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Not allowed to say.
Gay.
But let's just say that the two phases are insoluble in everything unless you destroy them. Bit of a speciality of mine, separating awkward mixtures. Should be a paper out in Dalton in the next few months on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 11 May 2010, 10:15, archived)
# :(
I hadn't heard of Dalton. Guess I don't read enough chemistry journals :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:24, archived)
# I think you mean
"Key Cunt" as opposed to "key speaker".
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Go to it and do a shit on the lectern while he's speaking
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:44, archived)
# God I'm pedantic...
Defcom 5 is the lowest nuclear threat level...

Sorry
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:50, archived)
# would you like to play a game?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:58, archived)
# A STRANGE GAME. THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:03, archived)
# How_about_a game_of_chess?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Ah, but I'm not reaching incandescence over it.
WHINGECON1 results in objects on the other side of the room instantly igniting from the radiation pressure of my rage. Only activated once - when they kicked my Mrs out of the states.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 11 May 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Happy Kemp!
Great work and a well deserved click!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Thank you Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Awww Ross looks so HAPPY
What a cutey, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:59, archived)
# WOOOOOooo!
Amazing Ninj!
(batboy ...is it beer o'clock yet??!, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Cheers Batboy!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:13, archived)
#
Bindun Ladle.
(thirdvertigo, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:15, archived)
# by whom?
Thought it might be? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:22, archived)
# OMFG!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:15, archived)
# I was making it with a WOO YAY in mind!
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:28, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Excellent! *Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Ta kind sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Wow That's Funny
(that was not typed in sarcasm - it's what someone on ... the interwebs? Have I Got News For You? was saying that their daughter thought WTF stood for)
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:26, archived)
# hehe
Great show, Morning Mr.Vagabond!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:30, archived)
# Good morning, Squire!
I am in a slightly better mood this morning. I have only killed a few fluffy things so far today.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:44, archived)
# haha, nothing like puppy slaughter for breakfast!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Hahaha win!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Modern family....
Why The Face?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Alas...
(thirdvertigo, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:04, archived)
# Oh Mandy
you came and you gave me a turkey, on my vacation away from work-ee!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:05, archived)
# oh Mandy
his signature made me laugh though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:06, archived)
# Ha!
He's gone up in my estimation.

He's now at rock bottom :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:07, archived)
# haha
it's funny, I found myself agreeing with him for a minute or two on Thursday - then when I saw that Sky thing with Adam Boulton I thought 'well done Alastair Campbell'

now I feel dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:10, archived)
# I know
Alistair Campbell is my new hero, as much as I hate to admit it.. Some brilliant goading of Murdoch's lackeys
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:11, archived)
# My favourite bit
was when he reminded Boulton he was on live TV
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:13, archived)
# hahaha
Rile them up, then patronise them when they lose it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:15, archived)
# fuck i just watched it
thats beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:16, archived)
# linky squire?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:19, archived)
# Its wonderful
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbuXj1HyNy8&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:23, archived)
# Well, for a man who guaranteed we would go to war,
Maybe he's only a class 2 cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 11 May 2010, 9:29, archived)
# All politicians tend to speak sense at least once in their lives.
It soon passes.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:12, archived)
# Why does Mandy look more like a Tory MP than most of the Tories?
When Labour first came to power I had visions of the Cabinet being filled with flat caps and whippets
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:11, archived)
# Most of them do now
The Millibands look like Eton fags getting a kick back
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:13, archived)
# Ed Miliband looks exactly like Haldir
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:15, archived)
# They were talking about potential replacements for Broon on the radio today...
The Millibands
Ed Balls
Harriet harman


dear god... 15 years of Tory rule coming up
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:18, archived)
# Ed Balls is in a neighbouring constituency to ours up here
He barely scraped in
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:20, archived)
# Labour's lost its way quite dramatically
but the Tories will always be Tories
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:22, archived)
# harman has ruled herself out
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:30, archived)
# Mandy will pimp himself for anyone
I think he thinks he's on some higher plane which transcends mere party politics, so he can look down on the plebs with some sort of oxymoronic benevolent malevolence
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:20, archived)
# He IS on some higher plain.
He's an old-fashioned, ruthless puppet master, interested only in the power, the money and the fame. In a weird sort of way, he's one of the most honest - or at least untruthful - of the lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:29, archived)
# haha thats brilliant
there was that bit in those Malcolm Tucker articles "People like Mandelson, they feel they know where they are with a sociopath"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:11, archived)
# It's a shame Spitting Image finished
He'd make a great Puppet. Anyone remember the Tebbit?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:16, archived)
#
(thirdvertigo, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:17, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
superb!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 May 2010, 9:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 11 May 2010, 7:06, archived)
# episodes twenty seven: EVERYBODY FUCKING GETS IT
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 May 2010, 7:16, archived)
# nicely done :)
I've discovered a new wonderful place to argue with people on the internet. Facebook status updates.



Cahmin' ovah 'ere, takin' ahh jobs!

(though to be fair, most of the others in this thread aren't blinding me with their wit)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 11 May 2010, 7:22, archived)
#
m I the only one that can see what the illegal immigrants have done to this country..taken our jobs,taken our houses,taken our health care,taken our benefits,taken our rights of free speech..you name it they have taken it..so why the hell do some people think they are great when there are young soldiers dying in vain ...(tharr be more)for what..to help keep us safe in our country yes OUR COUNTRY no one elses.

- Lisa Sharp, Dying for our sins (with any luck)

Facebook and Twitter really are fascinating insights to areas of the world where ignorance is clearly a searing local aphrodisiac. (Great Yarmouth, apparently.)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 11 May 2010, 7:24, archived)
# pity they haven't taken her keyboard and internet connection
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 May 2010, 7:55, archived)
# Haha, marvellous :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSYVhCFVNSM&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 11 May 2010, 7:58, archived)
# Hahah!
"You Sir are a braggard and a nincompoop. Fly, Augustus!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 11 May 2010, 8:45, archived)
# This one is magic too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sMSzA_ig0o&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:09, archived)
# silly bitch
kick everyone out of non "british" descent?

that will get the country booming won't it? lol
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 May 2010, 8:39, archived)
# God yeah, all those English people clamouring for unskilled farm hand and hospital cleaning jobs will be rushing out there
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:08, archived)
# they tirrrkk errrr JERRRBBSS!!
*gets in the manpile*
Do you actually know this Lisa that you talk of?
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 11 May 2010, 8:54, archived)
# Fuck no, she seems to be someone my mate Mark knows
judging by her age I guess he used to work with her before he came to uni
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:04, archived)
# i ate forrins
comin over ere with there langwiges and music.

i only listin to morris dancing - oh ang on thats from the moors wot were darkys innit.

shit
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 May 2010, 8:56, archived)
# Ever hear Billy Bragg's England Half English?
www.muzu.tv/independentmusic/england-half-english-music-video/140617?country=gb
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:05, archived)
# Lisa is a short form of Elizabeth
"From Ελισαβετ (Elisabet), the Greek form of the Hebrew name אֱלִישֶׁבַע ('Elisheva') meaning "my God is an oath" or perhaps "my God is abundance". The Hebrew form appears in the Old Testament where Elisheba is the wife of Aaron, while the Greek form appears in the New Testament where Elizabeth is the mother of John the Baptist.

Among Christians, this name was originally more common in Eastern Europe."

Ooops
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:00, archived)
# Excellent pedantry sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:03, archived)
# she'll be putting herself on the plane back to Afghanistan then
or one of those other forrin countries where they all eat masonry and dead babies
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:05, archived)
# "you may laugh Marcus but they eat swan"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:06, archived)
# An Eagle in Your Mind likes this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:18, archived)
# What have the Romans ever done for us?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:09, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 May 2010, 7:42, archived)
# Bruv, Bruv, Bruv, Bruv, Bruv,
Bruv, Bruv, Bruv, Bruv, Bruv

NING!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:03, archived)
# Haha
"Who do those Klingons fink they are, comin' in to our Gaff? Let's 'ave 'em bruv!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 May 2010, 9:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 11 May 2010, 5:18, archived)
# oooh, that's a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 11 May 2010, 5:21, archived)
# Beautiful work
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 11 May 2010, 5:38, archived)
# ^this
(herman:D, Tue 11 May 2010, 6:27, archived)
# something about tigers
 


it is a pretty flower
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 May 2010, 6:02, archived)
# Tinger dont eant and flowres .
I shure hpoe ur not stuewpid or nefin.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 11 May 2010, 6:17, archived)
# tell me about yore tingers wat do u feed dem
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 May 2010, 6:23, archived)
# NO ONE LEAVES TIL THE DANCE PARTY COMMENCES
dagobah.biz/flash/Stan_Sells_everything_to_Guybrush.swf
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 May 2010, 7:00, archived)
# heheh
thought that might have been TMBG at first, similar harmonies, but it's Weird Al
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBbDcyqnqHE

nice
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 May 2010, 7:16, archived)
# it must be time for a fucking polka medley
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCdNI-MG-Ds
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 May 2010, 7:29, archived)
# anyway you cant go feeding hardw to tinger, they will DIE and you will have to say sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 May 2010, 7:17, archived)
# * Waits for it to animate

PS: Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 May 2010, 6:04, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Tue 11 May 2010, 6:28, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 May 2010, 7:00, archived)
# "ahhhh nuprin, litttle, yellow, different.."
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 May 2010, 6:32, archived)
# *pearoasts*

(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Tue 11 May 2010, 8:05, archived)
# Yay for colour popping!
www.flickr.com/photos/myky-d/4547603123
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 May 2010, 8:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 11 May 2010, 4:06, archived)
# okay yeah, I giggled like a fool at this one
 
DO YOU LIKE THAT, ROSS KEMP? I BET YOU DO, YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 May 2010, 4:07, archived)
# IN

THE

ASS
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 11 May 2010, 4:09, archived)
#
photo.socialcloudz.com/content/users/580/gallery/7997/bumpaddle.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 11 May 2010, 5:03, archived)
# heh.
that's pretty ropey
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 May 2010, 5:20, archived)
# ahhhhhhhh it's from Arrested Development
the-op.com/object/Bumpaddle

I do not remember that episode
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 May 2010, 6:12, archived)
# PLUS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 May 2010, 5:20, archived)
# hahaah
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 11 May 2010, 5:39, archived)
# click that bic
click it harder... harder!
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 11 May 2010, 4:09, archived)
#
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Sex_drawings_by_User:Seedfeeder
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 11 May 2010, 4:53, archived)
# Semfac01.png
goes right to the line. Is this some of the stuff that's causing shit over there at the moment? Has this been removed and reinstated or something?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 May 2010, 5:20, archived)
# nah, seems legit, though I only glanced at the thumbnails
 
which, since I'm at work, probably wasn't the best plan
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 May 2010, 6:06, archived)
# after all, someone has to supply the artwork for the mucky pages in wikipedia
otherwise it'd just be Joy of Sex beardy line drawings.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 May 2010, 6:14, archived)
# hum.
 
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Seedfeeder
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 May 2010, 6:04, archived)
# what what, in the butt
this is great
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 May 2010, 5:11, archived)
# Ross Kemp got drunk and pissed on my radiator.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 11 May 2010, 6:17, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP18zHAt-aQ
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 11 May 2010, 7:11, archived)
# that would be great in a doctor's office, not so good in library
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 May 2010, 7:42, archived)

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