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Couldn't resist this

(nosefarm joke > technique, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:47, archived)

Well they've put that score up a bit prematurely haven't they

Still a good two feet from the line.

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zoldergoose, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:50, archived)

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:53, archived)

Fair point...

Either they put the display up during the replay, or I 'shopped it badly.

Will try harder next time...

(nosefarm joke > technique, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:56, archived)

I don't know what VTEC is (presumably something to do with the car brand?) and I've never heard the sentence "[anything] just kicked in yo" or I'd probably have commented on your picture. Probably.

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zoldergoose, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:57, archived)

japanese wizardry

more power at higher revs that would cook a normal engine to bits.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 23:01, archived)

VTEC

It changes cam duration at a point on the revrange, the engine has 2 cam profiles one better suited to lower end grunt the other to higher end grunt, when it switches from one to the other you get a "boost" in power.

Personally I prefer the VVC system as it works throughout the rev range.

(BiggestNizzy your company name here pm for rates., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:59, archived)

joke > technique

i liked it :)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:59, archived)

Thanks. Grabbed that as a sig :)

(nosefarm joke > technique, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 23:01, archived)

Amusingly, the goalscorer for Slovakia against New Zealand also can do this joke, as his name is Vittek.

(nosefarm joke > technique, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 19:04, archived)

Have an arts i did

for my website.

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FIEND, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:39, archived)

Nicely

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:42, archived)

ooo very nice

the style is particually pleasing
have a click

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Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:43, archived)

*smugsplodes*

going to do more arty stuff like this not that bollocks graffiti lol

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FIEND, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:45, archived)

(: did you take the photo?

or did you just age it?

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Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:49, archived)

2nd

it was a photo used by some blogger, and not on an artist website

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FIEND, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:51, archived)

well do some more

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Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:55, archived)

good boy

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weaver., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 23:50, archived)

nice

esp. the greek ~~rioting~~ writing

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:44, archived)

hahah

arf

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FIEND, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:51, archived)

That looks like it is lovely.

But the internets appears to have scratched it somewhat.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:45, archived)

Fußball bohrt

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:35, archived)

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:38, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:41, archived)

needs more 'fiery killing hammers'

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:45, archived)

You all suck ass

(Anal Baby You Smell, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:11, archived)

What's really good witcha?

Had a few things I wanted to say before I hit the gym this morning. First of all, I just got out of the shower wit my bitch Maria. 95 pounds, 5'3 and has the body of a goddess.[She just blew me, **** was SO cash].know how I pulled her? Being a real man, something you nerds don't know **** about. All you know about is books, while I'm out in da club poppin' bottles and cheating on my bitch every night with the lushest breezies in Jersey.

Did I **** that skank in the shower just a minute ago? You know i did, it was clutch. And she wouldn't dare cheat on a greek god looking specimen like myself, I give it her good, all day, every day. Don't believe me? Ask your girlfriend. Know what I'm saying? Face, bitch.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:12, archived)

yo home to bel air

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:21, archived)

I usually avoid SNL movies, but decided to watch this because Tina Fey is a true talent. Amy Poehler is pretty good, too. Although Baby Mama had all the cliches of past SNL movies I've seen, it did have some funny moments. But overall I wasn't impressed with it. If Tina Fey hadn't been in it, I would never have watched it. Sigourney Weaver was surprisingly funny in this. But some of the Amy Poehler scenes were really lame.

(Anal Baby You Smell, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:25, archived)

in't nostalgia brilliant?

www.b3ta.com/board/9567323

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:40, archived)

On the grind.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:42, archived)

I'm not sure what that means

I have been at the Guinness again.

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:25, archived)

(1.618..., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:07, archived)

Eek is that a grey Citroën Picasso?

*dives for cover*

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Rico, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:25, archived)

I'll have "Splash Wave" please

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:25, archived)

An euphemism if ever I heard one

;)

*gives magical sound shower*

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Rico, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:28, archived)

I AM SO FUCKING BORED!

(7 hours left to save Earth, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:46, archived)

KABLAMMO!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:49, archived)

Those guys are easy to beat in a fight.

Just throw them in the water. Their arms will prevent them from swimming*.

* with or without the gulls.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:11, archived)

Musclegull ain't cheep

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Shlvng, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 0:41, archived)

mind you don't get splinters!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:59, archived)

WHAT IS IT, TESTICLE JESUS? DID JIMMY FALL DOWN THE WELL?

/ac

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:08, archived)

SUPER SEGMENT PANZIAN FOUR: BUDOKAI!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)

i dont understand whats going on

but i want that shiney thing

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:25, archived)

Cusinart CRC800U

way better than the 700 series

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:27, archived)

does that make it 100 times better?

i'll take two!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:34, archived)

(1,142857142857143 times better?)

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:40, archived)

SOLD!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:59, archived)

i have one of those shiny silver things

its an orgasmatron*

*doubles as a rice cooker. best pilau ever

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boff FL OZ, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:29, archived)

FUCK

FUCK

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:27, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:31, archived)

VengaZing !

作者:panzian -- ☻

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:31, archived)

Great Fyn!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:34, archived)

7 Goden Gobe Amwards and counting . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:38, archived)

Oh man

That fella at the bottom left is really angry.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:41, archived)

there is no dana, there is only chode

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:47, archived)

dana is real

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Shlvng, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 0:44, archived)

for some reason I'm reminded of pantseatflyer

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lord bofingham, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:43, archived)

pants be gone

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:48, archived)

I love you

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:44, archived)

must be my lederhosen

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:49, archived)

That, and the ginger wig.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:51, archived)

that's my son

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:57, archived)

He's doing a great job as a wig.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:09, archived)

THAT'S MA BOY!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:13, archived)

At only 2.2 swans, I'd say that's a bargain already

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:32, archived)

You!

ARE MY NUMBER 1 GUY!

(7 hours left to save Earth, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)

And where...is the BATMAN?

He's at home, WASHIN' HIS TIGHTS!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:31, archived)

I sense a head butt }o{

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:32, archived)

Test Me

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:47, archived)

Thanks Mu for the suggestion

Nick Grifin -MP was found dead in his apartment yesterday - after a suspected solo sex game went wrong.
www.bbc-news-uk.co.nr/1/hi/uk/10306740.htm

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)

Oooooooooh let me be the first to tell you how welcome you are !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:51, archived)

Fail x 2

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:59, archived)

He's not an MP

What a surprising mistake for the BBC to make.

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zoldergoose, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:59, archived)

In this case,

MP = Malevolent Poohead.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:01, archived)

Clever!

If you spell his name right and knew how to crop a picture properly you might be able to fool a few idiots on Stalkbook with that, which would be funny!

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..wil, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:03, archived)

Only the most stupid of the idiots though.

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zoldergoose, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:10, archived)

THIS SHIT AGAIN

FUCK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:18, archived)

She passed the test with flying colors.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:59, archived)

She's hangin' on for dear life !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)

She can hang on me anytime.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:02, archived)

Cling Free !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:04, archived)

........and drip dry.

*edit* Oops...b3tards is Bjorking again*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:12, archived)

Great Goobie Booblies !

I hear the Bjork . . . henceforth the test up there ^ . . . had to try them . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:17, archived)

awesome!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 23:02, archived)

ill test her alright...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:08, archived)

It might just take a while . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:11, archived)

turning tanzian

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:25, archived)

Anne How !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:27, archived)

(herman:D, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:22, archived)

Knock them knees !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:24, archived)

Her seams are crooked.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:25, archived)

how can you tell by looking at the front?

is it some kind of gift?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 23:00, archived)

(7 hours left to save Earth, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:17, archived)

LIES

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:19, archived)

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:21, archived)

mgt is sitting next to me

lolling hard at this

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spacefish bong!, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:09, archived)

LIIIIIEEEEEESSSSSSS

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:45, archived)

Paper Mister ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:21, archived)

Stop exploiting people with troubled minds.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:22, archived)

Everything seems in order here.

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:29, archived)

Bio boother armour McGuyver

t'was good, that

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:44, archived)

(7 hours left to save Earth, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:57, archived)

Click for bigger (317 kb)

(Ronny Ragtroll, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:05, archived)

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:11, archived)

rrrrrrrrreat!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:45, archived)

...petite

the finest girl you ever wanna meet :)

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Rico, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 22:27, archived)

I don't mind them anymore.

It only took ten games to build up a tolerance.

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zoldergoose, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:13, archived)

I just ordered on from Amazon.

I'll probably never get to use it, but it was cheap and it amused me to own one.

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:30, archived)

To entertain your neighbours

with late-night renditions of "Hooked on a feeling"?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:54, archived)

I knew those were just big funnels.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:21, archived)

Drowned out !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:23, archived)

Robbed by the Telegraph. What a bunch of cunts

www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/world-cup-2010/pictures/7826506/World-Cup-2010-vuvuzela-humour-the-best-of-the-web.html

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:45, archived)

That tea's gonna be sour...hehehe!

*rubs hands together in evil glee*

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:37, archived)

You're just a criminal mastermind, aren't you?

Where do we sign up to be henchpeople?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:44, archived)

A person of hench

I can do that.

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:45, archived)

That's me!

For my next plan, I'm going to run the hose in the garden until I FLOOD THE WHOLE WORLD!

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:57, archived)

Unless some smartarse James Bond type comes along and drinks all your water

Can happen. Saw it in a Gary Larson cartoon.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:06, archived)

Gary Larson would not lie to us, his fateful followers

But this bothers me some.

Ah, I've got it - I'll put some salt in the water so he SICKS IT ALL UP AND FLOODS THE WORLD WITH HIS SICK AND ALL THE ANIMALS EAT HIS SICK AND THEY SICK IT ALL UP TOO! Bwaa ha ha ha!

I think it may be time for one of my lie downs.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:11, archived)

oooh!... the politically correct term for persons of hench

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 23:04, archived)

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:48, archived)

Well hello

Haven't seen you around here for a while

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:52, archived)

oi oi

nae bad...this and that.
all well in mediocre land?

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:05, archived)

Yes and no

- Passed for one half of my motor license last week.
- Got told to look for another job today.

I'm on da booze now

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:21, archived)

motherfuckers!

"I'm on da booze now"
understandable! it's not because you're muslim is it?
[Edit: I meant Dutch, being a Dutch muslim. going for a distracting politlol, but FAILED. seriously, that blows dude, soz. ]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:27, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:58, archived)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 2:19, archived)

I have not used this word for a little while but feel it may be appropriate to use now if that is OK with you nice people on the main board?

T W U N T !

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:49, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:50, archived)

I have not used this word for a little while but feel it may be appropriate to use now if that is OK with you nice people on the main board?

W O O !

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:51, archived)

To be fair it IS part of the take a photo in a shop challenge that is still going for some reason.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:59, archived)

I have not used these words for a little while but feel it may be appropriate to use now if that is OK with you nice people on the main board?

OK, I'M SORRY!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:00, archived)

lol, np

Well, to be fair, it might have been slightly deserved for sticking in a new thread...

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:04, archived)

YES! You bought some!!

My eeeevil plan is coming together, like two curious schoolgirls :-)

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:00, archived)

I have used this word loads but feel it may be appropriate to use now if that is OK with you nice people on the main board?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:02, archived)

That has to be one of the most splendid similes ever

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 14 Jun 2010, 21:44, archived)

Open your mouth and close your eyes...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:55, archived)

compo entry?

I think it should win!!!!

(Haigwan Buckets of cream, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:57, archived)

Hooray!

Me too!

/not biased...

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:07, archived)

WARNING!..................... HUGE OIL SHEEN HEADED FOR ENGLAND!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:22, archived)

Slickery . . . lower the BOOM !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:29, archived)

hahahahaha

*clicks hard* haha

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FIEND, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:34, archived)

Oh FFS *spang*

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:36, archived)

Wall Street 2, eh.

*insert Planet of the Apes quote*

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:42, archived)

Ahhhhhh

hit him with an istun

and watch him burn.

(Haigwan Buckets of cream, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:02, archived)

I can't be the only one that see it

also surely bindun

/first bandwagon 'shop... I feel dirty

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:51, archived)

^^this

is good.

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theniwokeup has been awake since, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:51, archived)

His eye is sliding off :(

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:53, archived)

You see that eye there...

That's Robert Green, that is

/edit: too soon?

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:56, archived)

All firepower to our own goal!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:56, archived)

Our home grown supporters cannot repel vuvuzelas of this magnitude

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:59, archived)

I just see this:

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:02, archived)

winner

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:12, archived)

It's an offside trap!

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RRNot is a miserable sinner, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:52, archived)

you beat me to it

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:58, archived)

Yay on the terraces :)

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:53, archived)

"Vuvuzela" really sounds like a slang word for "vagina."

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:56, archived)

Chuffhorn.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:56, archived)

Queefzaphone

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:17, archived)

Haha

The equivalent for "Penis" is "Ronaldo"

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:57, archived)

Hahaha!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:57, archived)

Haha

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:04, archived)

kill it with hammers!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:01, archived)

What'z all the buzz about !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:07, archived)

B& Bee Blower

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:12, archived)

Deep Horn

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:17, archived)

As of 40 minutes ago our vuvuzelas are safe.

www.skysports.com/football/world-cup-2010/story/0,27032,12098_6206498,00.html

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:17, archived)

Geeeeeeeeeeeze . . . maybe all of the sponsors will withdraw !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:22, archived)

Broadcasters were complaining that they drown out the "atmosphere-generating singing".

In Africa, people don't sing at football matches; they blow vuvuzelas. Basically their gripe is that "this African world cup is too African and not European enough."

The thing is; they sound nothing like bees. They sound more like...well, horns frankly. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X031mwwuLg They're no worse than rattles and airhorns and dickheads shouting.

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:24, archived)

Wild comments ensue . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:31, archived)

All this football is distracting me from watching the vuvuzela matches on television.

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:32, archived)

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:37, archived)

Ha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:55, archived)

^This^

Everyone should stop whining. Imagine if the world cup were in England, and the fans were told they can't sing at the games because people watching in Japan don't like it. That's basically what everyone seems to want to happen.

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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:32, archived)

As far as I can make out,

the only people complaining are the broadcasters like Sky Sports. I figure it's because they have an idea of what a football match should be like, and their viewers have an expectation of what a football match should be like, and they're worried their viewers will be turned off by being offered a football experience that is outside of their usual cultural sphere. Europeans expect singing and chanting; that's what happens at a football match if you're European. Personally I think the broadcasters are being a bit patronising by assuming that their viewers are so small-minded, that's what TV is all about these days - they would rather change the facts to fit the expected story than just report the facts - and sports reporting is no different.

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:36, archived)

Maybe the irritating horns are irritating people?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:50, archived)

Maybe some people.

But they're cunts.

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:53, archived)

You're biased, clearly.

The only time I've heard those horns is when it was decided that it's fun to "rickroll" with them. If I had to tolerate that tuneless dirge for longer than 30 seconds I'd be irritated.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:55, archived)

I'm sure unexpected vuvuzelas are both shocking and upsetting,

but to go to a football match and complain about the noise is a bit much. They may be annoying when taken out of the context of a lively football match, but in their proper setting they are no worse than any other form of terrace vocalisation.

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:59, archived)

I disagree. It's a subjective matter but I'd argue that they're more annoying to those that dislike them than they are fun to those who like them.

I'm bored of drrrrhorns now anyway. GOOD DEBATING A+++

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:01, archived)

WOULD DEBATE AGAIN

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:09, archived)

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:48, archived)

Vuvuzela

They produce 100db each, a jumbo jet is 130. I just hope all the international fans.. (yes its an INTERNATIONAL tournament) sue this shit out FIFA for permanent hearing damage.

(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:45, archived)

Yep.

If you go to a match at Wembley. I'm sure noise levels are well within agreed safety standards.

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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:53, archived)

The world record for shouting is held by Major D.H. "Bob" Burns and measured 113db.

In 2005 a groupd of Finish boy scouts produced a scream measuring over 127db.

The OSHA advice is that noise of 100db-105db is safe to be exposed to for upto a maximum of 2 hours at any one session.

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:54, archived)

You know that the decibel scale is logarithmic, yeah?

And 110dB is twice as loud as 100dB, and so on? And a normal conversation is about 60dB?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:00, archived)

Im going along with the the audio scientist that I listened to on BBC R4 about an hour ago

Stated that they posed a very real risk of hearing damage.

(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:03, archived)

Not from 6000 miles away they don't.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:05, archived)

I'm in Capetown now,

I wish. But really, its ridiculous!! Its ruining the game for so many people, why every game? Why not just SA games? Don't you want to hear the commentary? Also plastic horns made in china (FIFA organised contract) do not constitute culture. If every fan bought a fog horn or a tuba (imagine - more than one note/sound) to English games it would be a joke!!

(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:26, archived)

They all bring a set of lungs and vocal chords which, when combined, can produce about 100db too.

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:29, archived)

They might well.

Just saying that the jumbo jet comparison is a misleading one.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:06, archived)

Imagine ten thousand sexdecillion cats all purring RIGHT IN YOUR EARHOLES.

THAT'S HOW TERRIBLE THIS IS. FORTY MILLION PEOPLE MIGHT DIE.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:08, archived)

But they'll die comforted by the nice purring.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:09, archived)

Some people would pay good money for that.

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:10, archived)

Mu would - he's a pervert.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:11, archived)

Citation needed >:(

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:12, archived)

YOU'RE NOT WIKIPEDIA. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:15, archived)

You're not qualified to make that diagnosis.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:18, archived)

I'm not playing with you any more!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:18, archived)

It's not my fault you failed your internet medicine exams.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:21, archived)

well there go my nipples again.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:53, archived)

Especially since the OSHA website says that a typical airliner produces 140db

when measured from 100ft away.

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:08, archived)

Comparison was the one given by the audio expert so i went with that..

(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:31, archived)

What.....

....like a football game?

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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:07, archived)

Human hearing is non-linear too,

so double the intensity doesn't sound twice as loud. Apparently the decibel scale roughly (probably very roughly) accounts for this.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:11, archived)

Really? Oh bloody hell - I've learned something due to foopball...

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:36, archived)

BeeDogs!

www.beedogs.com/index_files/page0001.htm

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:52, archived)

beeroasts it is then

(Haigwan Buckets of cream, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:04, archived)

OMG Nick Griffin found dead

snipurl.com/xex93

Nick Griffin found dead as solo sex game goes wrong
Nick Grifin -MP was found dead in his apartment yesterday - after a suspected solo sex game went wrong.

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:18, archived)

Holy shit...This week's compo, no doubt.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:22, archived)

.nr?

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:24, archived)

fake site lols

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:25, archived)

I thought I did quite well with it

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:38, archived)

I think

it was funny and well executed.

But I'm just an ignorant swede.

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:45, archived)

The Metropolitan Police spokesman said that they were not looking for anyone else in connection with the death,
and that anyway they couldn't really be bothered to investigate it.

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:29, archived)

Institutional not-racism!

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:33, archived)

Send it on to the tabloids

See how many think "Ah, BBC. Trusted source. Let's not bother to research further."

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:37, archived)

Do it do it do it!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:03, archived)

0/10 trolling.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:37, archived)

You need to put some sub locations into the url.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:49, archived)

Something like http://www.bbc-news-uk.co.nr/1/hi/uk/1946619.stm

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:51, archived)

Yep

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:59, archived)

ohh good idea

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:14, archived)

This is the only image on /board that will load for me

For the rest it's just redex country.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:43, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:28, archived)

Shit just got extreme, yo.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:29, archived)

...more previews!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:31, archived)

This film is gonna SELL.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:34, archived)

WOOOOOOO!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:41, archived)

reminds me of an open mic comedy act I saw

the guys talks to himself on stage for 5 mins about being shot by a sideways held gun. /

(waxdart hello., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:30, archived)

...we're detectives...sorta...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:33, archived)

It's so fast it blurs.

These are adorable.

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:35, archived)

They fast!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:36, archived)

Da joint is jumpin' . . . and I ain't wrong !

R8ED

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:34, archived)

'nuf said.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:38, archived)

You da man fo keepin' me abreasts !

Watching in three different browsers to see it all ▌ ▌ ▌

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:40, archived)

Hardcore, man!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:49, archived)

Regally Royal Tug O' Crown !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:08, archived)

Always ace, dude.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:36, archived)

Thanks...(watch out now because these guys shoot at anything!)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:40, archived)

Aaargh! *ducks*

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:57, archived)

Spy Vs Spy

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:39, archived)

At the end they both kill each other. (no sequels).

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:45, archived)

SPOILERS YOU CUNT!!

/ac :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:49, archived)

gonna bust a cap in yo ass

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:48, archived)

Too late...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:51, archived)

tasty

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:00, archived)

Two Amazing !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:01, archived)

Two much...

...(sorry for exploding all over teh b3ta).

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:07, archived)

You kiddin' . . . I been a waitin' for all of this !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:09, archived)

I'm just glad the animations are working today...mostly.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:15, archived)

Roger !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:16, archived)

In awe

(...and smiling happily, List of Demands just started playing and the images really fits the pace)

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:09, archived)

It was a little over the top... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:11, archived)

Edit: ah there it goes.

Woo.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:38, archived)

The End.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:48, archived)

Sequel.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:51, archived)

Does Matt Groening know

You've stolen Akbar and Jeff from his strip?

www.amazon.com/Akbar-Jeffs-Guide-Life-Groening/dp/0679726802

(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:28, archived)

*slaps*...look closer...*slaps again*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:37, archived)

atomic you are one crazy son of a bitch

I love it

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:41, archived)

(herman:D, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:15, archived)

When does it end?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:20, archived)

The screaming?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:30, archived)

Can't see it

b3tards fallen over?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:22, archived)

yeah, I can't see anything on b3tards either

might as well go home now then.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:26, archived)

It's fine for me. Flush your DNS and clear your cache.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:27, archived)

It just popped back on again.

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:28, archived)

are you a doctor?

(waxdart hello., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:29, archived)

Put these walnuts up your bum and ride around on a space hopper.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:31, archived)

Hahaha!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:34, archived)

Alarming statistic

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:54, archived)

is this true?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:55, archived)

This.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:56, archived)

ourworld.unu.edu/en/nigerias-agony-dwarfs-gulf-oil-spill/

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:05, archived)

Fucking hell...

O_o

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:11, archived)

^ What She Said!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:34, archived)

(^ What She Said and probably what they are about to all say ¬, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:35, archived)

^ Who is that?

* Bastard!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:36, archived)

fuck!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:16, archived)

That's truely awful.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:19, archived)

Not the nicest of companies involved in oil biz

An old friend started doing politics for an environmental faction some ten tears back, every year I get the problems-involving-oil-industries speech. Every year I feel more and more detached.

Nothing will happen until it's all depleted, except for war over the scraps that are left.

They're all smacktards and the cash they make gives a carte blanche.

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:24, archived)

www.ustream.tv/pbsnewshour

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weaver., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:00, archived)

Alarming indeed.

You know where America's going to invade next.

Throw in some bizare made up ploy about Nigerians being evil and you've got your next war.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:01, archived)

Afghanistan's a must-keep now

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/10311752.stm

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:03, archived)

This is getting all Avatar now

White dudes fine minerals. All we need now is a white dude joining the farmers and winning it back with the power of magical trees.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:05, archived)

This is more realistic and original than Avatar.

(waxdart hello., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:35, archived)

Lets start digging up the unobtainium

stupidest element name ever

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:51, archived)

But the question remains

Can you please to send me money order as I am very handsome husband propostion to you

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:05, archived)

Aha tried to call you just as my phone died today

are you taking reservations yet?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:07, archived)

Nah

No bastard's bought the house yet. Looks like I may have to go back to work for a bit. Ugh!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:10, archived)

Bah

I want holidays in Wales, dammit!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:12, archived)

I can't see anything on b3tards any more

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:25, archived)

It's hard to give a fuck about Nigeria when the Nigerian government don't give a fuck about Nigeria.

I figure if Nigeria needed me to give a fuck about them, the Nigerian government would probably give a fuck about them.

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:35, archived)

So basically,

as the Nigerian government have been bought off with oil money, the Nigerian people are insignificant?
Interesting.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:42, archived)

It's likely that most people

who need help should have already got it before you or I are asked to care.
Problem is charity only begins at home in an old saying.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:54, archived)

Mad Attitude!

(dysny don't be a player 2 hater!, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:49, archived)

MrT. Bsc in Metallurgy.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:51, archived)

I always had him down as a MEng

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:58, archived)

foo'ey!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:04, archived)

That's quality.

My congratulations.
*click*

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superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:09, archived)

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