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[challenge entry] Good to see he hasn't got writers block...
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:06, archived)
# marvellous stuff
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:09, archived)
# gooditude
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:16, archived)
# nice =)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:21, archived)
# You are the quality newspaper
of b3ta
: D
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Lovely.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:45, archived)
#
P.S. I am wanking as I type this.

/resurrecting old memes since 1846
(, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Ah, Fist of Fun!
I once had a collage shown on their gallery. That's where my interest in photoshopping started, though I used scissors, glue, a Radio Times and a colour photocopier rather than a PC.
(, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 0:14, archived)
# the best part is
when he dies in the movie.
(, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 4:00, archived)
# I like it when
he goes to hell in a handcart.
(, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 8:31, archived)
# The solution?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 22:50, archived)
[challenge entry] RL's wet dream.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 22:03, archived)
#
I'm looking for how to add some animal exhaust port to that.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 22:14, archived)
# That's the exact line I used...
...to pull the Mrs.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 22:18, archived)
# What is thy bidding, Master?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 21:48, archived)
# If boot heads are trump . . . I'll bid infinity !
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 21:50, archived)
# Come to the Far Side!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 22:02, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
Darth Wellie :D

this could well be the best thing ever on b3ta
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 22:00, archived)
# I've seen better.... XD...:D
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 22:04, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo


Darth Wellie wins my internet for tonight.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 22:05, archived)
# :D...it would be a funny scene in the movie.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 22:13, archived)
# haha
wellie good
:)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Star Wars VII - The Domination
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Hehe...
Darth Wader?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Head of Empire Rubber Goods, Inc.!
(see ya later!)... :D
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 22:29, archived)
# ha ha ha that made me laugh far too hard
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:16, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
what the fucking fuck !
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:43, archived)
# "sensible footwear @ sensible prices"
:D
(, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 0:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Just going through some sheet music. It seems he is quite the musician too.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Wholey mackerel Andy . . . where's my mammy swany !
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Now I'm earwormed to "Coons, coons,coons", to the tune of "Girls girls girls"
Coons, coons, coons,
Coons, coons, coons,
Well they blacked 'em up, in Vaudeville,
and put 'em into the dance halls
in all their nerographic splendour
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 21:49, archived)
# I didnt know racoons could sing?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Evening all
Have something that popped into my head a few minutes ago (And has doubtless bindun.)

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Got to confess those two do very little for me
however she was quite a mucky lass as I recall. Definitely would have.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 21:26, archived)
# this^
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 21:50, archived)
# Season 1 was great
Possibly the best non-comedy I've seen that was made for TV (after that King Lear from mid 80s with Olivier)*

(EDIT *if Twin Peaks counts as absurd comedy after season 1)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Uniformly correct !
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Parp Parp!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Lookout . . . he's on the lookout from the lookout !
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Quick! Run away and hide you foirrins.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 20:43, archived)
# No doubt it's already been done, so apologies, but I haven't got a spare seventeen hours to go and find out ...
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 20:26, archived)
# the washing up?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 20:30, archived)
#
washing ups are done
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 20:33, archived)
# mine aint... gonna take about 17 years to do...

Because its quiet and i feel like reposting it
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Does it tile ?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 20:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Last time I posted on b3ta...
5 years ago. I've been waiting that long for a littlejohn theme.

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Face it . . . your timing is impeccable !
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 19:50, archived)
# F-fuh-ff-feeeer-fuh Fucking hell
that scares the piss out of me!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 20:08, archived)
# i like the way his head compresses when it moves
:)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 20:09, archived)
# ?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Now you're talkin' through your lookin' hat !
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 19:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 19:01, archived)
# ...
D:


in other news, does anyone know where it is possible to download some sound effects? i've got a video to put together but i can't use the sound on the recording itself.
just need some ambient noise stuff, so it's not slient.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 19:07, archived)
# You might try this :
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 19:10, archived)
# :D brilliant
ta
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 19:14, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 19:11, archived)
# hahah
:)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 19:14, archived)
# if you hear some sounds you need on a youtube vid, you can use this to turn it into an mp3
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 19:55, archived)
# flash kit's good
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Hello . . .
Hosted by goopeg.com
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Still would
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 19:16, archived)
# She'd keep you busy !
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 19:23, archived)
# it's so she can talk during sex, which defeats the whole purpose of sex in the first place.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:22, archived)
# It looks like her face is a fuckhole!

*Nothing new there then?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 19:44, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 20:03, archived)
# FACE!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 22:14, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:51, archived)
# why can't my finger fire maltesers?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Wrong calibre finger?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 19:02, archived)
# probably
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 19:13, archived)
# Frank Cannon
omg
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:53, archived)
# ^
this. Worryingly, I rather liked watching TV back then
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Every shot is a sure shot with a great Cannon !
Hosted by goopeg.com
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 19:04, archived)
# CUSTOMER SERVICE MESSAGE FROM APPLE
YOU TRUST OUR NEW MODELS THEN?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:41, archived)
# SWEET DANCING GRANDMA!
*defecates rapidly*
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:42, archived)
# ger ger Granville....Fer fer fetch a cloth.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:56, archived)
# YOU ARE BREAKING UP !
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:47, archived)
# I know. It's my age :(
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Hold the pizza . . .
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 19:11, archived)
# in stores now
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:59, archived)
# *Buys*
*Examines*

It's full of CDCs...

*requests refund*

(also: nice.)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:07, archived)
# there's a few more goodies under the stickers
easy to read faq, speed, prozac and a can of hot piss
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:09, archived)
# haha
Freebase materials...
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:12, archived)
# That's the economy kit...you cheapskate!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Haven't you heard there's a reccession on
time to go back to basics with our memes
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Just remember...you get what you pay for.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:19, archived)
# In case of emergency . . . break case !
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:13, archived)
#
break burn case
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:15, archived)
# which weekly publication is this advertised on the back of?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:13, archived)
# FUCK! Weekly
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:16, archived)
# i try to
but it's no fun on my own
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:18, archived)
# hahahaha, oh jesus
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:26, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:32, archived)
# TWICE! nightly
(whitely)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:19, archived)
# I too have this problem.
Something to do with poor circulation...
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:19, archived)
# I have a weak back.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:20, archived)
# I did a week back .
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:26, archived)
# weak/week jokes, inc.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:28, archived)
# And the difference between 7 days' holiday and a throat infection
One's a week off...
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:35, archived)
# *wonders whether to make the Clint Eastwood/anal sex joke*
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Go ahead, it's the weak end
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Wants
*clicks*
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:22, archived)
# it's in the post
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Is there a bottle of gnops lotion?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:28, archived)
# you acutally made me LOL with the thought of such a thing existing
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:29, archived)
# It's no laughing matter
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:39, archived)
# it puts the lotion on its skin
or else it gets the hose again
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:43, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:44, archived)
# what ^he^ said
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Woo to Multi-Memes!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 19:46, archived)
# I made this
...with some assistance from MrsNobody.

6lb10oz, born yesterday at 17:32.

Formed from spunk, egg, time and pain.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:51, archived)
# How is babby formed
Congratulamalationmalions!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:53, archived)
# He's beautiful.
Congratulations.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:54, archived)
# BABIES SUCK!!!......fact
they're well cute though....congrats:D
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:55, archived)
# That's disgusting.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:55, archived)
# nice and clean now
guess what it woz like earlier
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Aaaaw . . . Bless !
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:55, archived)
#

(just kidding....congrats!!!)... :D
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:00, archived)
# he fall down
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:06, archived)
# I don't know what that means.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:00, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:02, archived)
# Amused.
If I get any time I shall biro-up my own stiltwhale.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:03, archived)
# free time? with a new baby?
you must be fucking kidding
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Ha ha...his life is over!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:10, archived)
# no
but it's going to get a lot more hectic
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:12, archived)
# fuck that would be awesome
your style would go well with it
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:08, archived)
# That is a fine mental train wreck.
Well done, b3ta :D
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:09, archived)
# grancotulations!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:58, archived)
# a new thing! prod it with sticks!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:59, archived)
# hurrah
nice one, congradulations
: )
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:01, archived)
# lovely!
doesn't look like churchill, either, which most babies seem to
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:02, archived)
# I'll bet he looks a lot like Churchill did in 1874.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:06, archived)
# pfff
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:08, archived)
# He looks kind of like George Melly to me.
Or maybe Buster Bloodvessel.
Congrats on a successful reproduction procedure.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Awwwwwww
Congrats :)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Well done to all everyone involved.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:12, archived)
# yay well done :)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:16, archived)
# woo! congrats nobbydaddy
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:20, archived)
# well done
welcome to shitty nappy central.

WOO!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:22, archived)
# HURRAY FOR CONDOM HATS
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Congrats!
Should be lovely with a bit of sage and onion, potatoes and maybe some carrots.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:36, archived)
# woo hoo
congrats! :D
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:40, archived)
# that's a very cute baby, congratulations :)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:43, archived)
# paedo
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Paedo
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:55, archived)
# Congratulations Mr Biro sir.
I hope all is well.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:53, archived)
# A very brave thing to post =)
Congratulations, removes the question 'what to do?' for the next 15-25 years.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Wilkommen, MiniNobody!
Pull up a bouncer, etc. etc.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Congrats
:~)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 20:25, archived)
# yays!
congratulations (:
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Go you! Woo!
and hearty congrats

(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Congratulations :D
Woo
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 21:21, archived)
# !!!
Congrats :)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Congrats.
Well done.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Congratulations!!
What a lovely baby. Has he/she got a name yet?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Congratulations.
Though I'm surprised you used a camera for the picture, I thought a biro was all you ever needed.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:30, archived)
# RIS?
That baby has no kittens and I can see ALL of teh seams!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Sleepy Babby is Sleepy
I'm not clicking until I know the baby is not a ginger.

;)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:19, archived)
# I think all B3ta babies should be FP
Well done - now go get some sleep because you're going to be missing that for a long, looooong time now. :)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:25, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:45, archived)
# ...not finished his chips :)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Meanwhile on the battlefield.....
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:44, archived)
# You gotta turn the crank !
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Mmmm.........
Is that some sort of euphemism?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Yes.
(XD)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Roger !
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun shirley?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:23, archived)
# disturbing.
truely disturbing
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:25, archived)
# yes, it is isn't it
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:32, archived)
# all my sphincters just contracted at once
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:34, archived)
# what, all of them?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:37, archived)
# all of them
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:39, archived)
# bloody hell!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:44, archived)
# *fears*
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Innie
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:28, archived)
# *
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:30, archived)
# this^
and in other news where's the newsletter???
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Down there \/
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Ah, magic
silly, silly me
: )
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:34, archived)
# You cool !
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:34, archived)
# everything seems to be in order here
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:36, archived)
# next challenge
Guess the scud site that particular orifice was lifted from ;-)
(, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:30, archived)
# personalised my record player into an inspiration point
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:12, archived)
# an inspiration point
who did you copy that idea off?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Captain Inspiration and his mighty companion Muse-boy.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:19, archived)
# err-no one
i just got a bunch of images i liked and pasted them on the player. I suppose inspiration point is pretensious name for it, but thats what i use it for
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:22, archived)
# In my day it was called a scrap book
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:23, archived)
# That's funny, in my day it was called a Phonograph.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:27, archived)
# a noisebox! witchcraft! wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitchcraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaft!!!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:50, archived)
# He stole it from me...I invented this art form.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:23, archived)
# yeeskh
i never claimed I was being original. Leave me be
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:28, archived)
# I saw this on the ceiling of The Sistine Chapel !
Got a soar neck too !
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:30, archived)
# it's the eighth wonder of the world
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:51, archived)
# I was on my back for several years...
...and sometimes I was painting too.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:59, archived)
# I read that as panting . . .
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:02, archived)
# PO-TAY-TOES!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Very post-Repitinuist
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:37, archived)
# This is cubism in focus.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Godspeed - Lift Yr Skinny Fists loitering there in the background...
Nice. :)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:29, archived)
# gold star for spotin
playing as i type
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Does it play 45s ?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:34, archived)
# aye
it does
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Sweet !
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Atomic Kitten
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:08, archived)
# HAHAHAAHAH :D
Brilliant!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Needs more breasts... :)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:24, archived)
# You've trained your kitten in your own image . . . atomic POW !
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Yeah, but my tail is in the front.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Pow, right in the kisser
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:15, archived)
# That is freakin' beautiful!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Post-prehensile -----------------=
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:28, archived)
# (you missed)
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:42, archived)
# shedload o' lol....the face on that dog before & after is perfect
:D
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:19, archived)
# He's pissed off now though.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:26, archived)
# hell yeah
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:19, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:29, archived)
# I can see the cat's having fun nuking Kerry Katona
:D
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:24, archived)
# wouldn't we all?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Yeah...I'm busy with Sarah Palin.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Fucking Woo:D
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Back to the underground.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:35, archived)

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