Dear Uk friends..
I hope this could be some comfort/relieve the pain
Love, your spaghettimafiamandolinomamma Friend.
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 20:51,
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Love, your spaghettimafiamandolinomamma Friend.
Wrong flag my Italian friend
It's the English flag you're looking for.
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:30,
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Foooookball.
Cappell-o-Selecta.
Edit: your image gets more and more terrifying the more I stare. And I have to stare. SEND HELP.
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 20:29,
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Edit: your image gets more and more terrifying the more I stare. And I have to stare. SEND HELP.
Big Al wasn't pulling his punches.
That was one pissed-off pundit.
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 20:55,
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What was he saying?
All I can find on Google News so far is that he said the defense was "hopeless".
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:06,
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At half time in the Argentina/Mexico game at the moment
they obviously analysed England's farcical exist from the WC, of which Alan said quite sincerely he thinks the team simply don't like their manager
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:09,
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Well maybe that's true, I guess he'd know.
And that's a great excuse not to exchange christmas cards.
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:23,
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Hang on....
...didn't we beat Australia at a sensible game today ?
[ducks behind metaphorical sandbags.....]
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:48,
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[ducks behind metaphorical sandbags.....]
This +1
We tried the softly soft approach with Eriksson, didn't work.
We tried the chummy pal approach with McLaren, didn't work.
We tried the hard line approach with Capello, didn't work.
Virtually the same players under all three regimes.
Ergo the players have to go, and we select those that want to play for the manager
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:04,
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We tried the chummy pal approach with McLaren, didn't work.
We tried the hard line approach with Capello, didn't work.
Virtually the same players under all three regimes.
Ergo the players have to go, and we select those that want to play for the manager
That doesn't make much sense
every player on the field is an otherwise top-flight player at league level, they simply disintegrate at international level, year after year
I have no idea why
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:26,
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I have no idea why
When the players think they know best
sounds like a recipe for mini-rebellions
Gerrard was played out of position, so he drifts infield and goes against the managers plans. So if he doesn't want to play where he's selected we get someone who can.
If that means Downing than so be it, he might be an inferior player but if he's a tactical fit then that surely has to be better that the last three failed world cups
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:08,
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Gerrard was played out of position, so he drifts infield and goes against the managers plans. So if he doesn't want to play where he's selected we get someone who can.
If that means Downing than so be it, he might be an inferior player but if he's a tactical fit then that surely has to be better that the last three failed world cups
Do do do
Come and do the conga - as no doubt the entire populations of Wales, Scotland and the Other One have been doing for the last 3 hours.
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 19:53,
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Hahahaha
Edit: I appreciate Argentina have just popped in a second; but the Mexican's have a right to feel agrieved:
Apparently the ref simply couldn't undo his decision; which after earlier mistakes this afternoon means this lack of technology lark is descending into farce
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 19:51,
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Apparently the ref simply couldn't undo his decision; which after earlier mistakes this afternoon means this lack of technology lark is descending into farce
Bloody awful!! And have you ever seen this before?
This picture is from the 1932 FA Cup Final between Newcastle and Arsenal, the Newcastle player is about to pass the ball back despite it going over the goal line here, it was then put in the net by his team mate. It caused controversy back then and 80 years later those at the top still haven't learnt!
(Unscrupulously thieved from Wikipedia)
Edit: Image now on B3tards :)
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 20:25,
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(Unscrupulously thieved from Wikipedia)
Edit: Image now on B3tards :)
You'd have to pay to get rid of them!
Wait for the tabliods tomorrow; andless drivel about how we'd've won if it wasn't for that discounted goal.
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 19:33,
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after seeing pun/hun-tastic headlines about how england will 'krush the krauts',
im looking forward to seeing the smiles wiped from their red-topped faces :-D
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 19:37,
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The typesetter is probably sitting at his desk trying to rearange the three words
'We' 'Robbed' and 'Were' into to some sort of headline.
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 19:42,
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I'm not sure how they could think we'd Krush the Krauts
It'd be like someone using all their life lines to get to £1000 in Who Wants to Be A Millionaire, then expect them to go on to get to £32,000
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 19:50,
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The DM's comments are a-buzzing
Not as much as the story about not being able to sell eggs by number though, that's got them angered up!
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 19:37,
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Yeah
For that they'll just give Edwina Curry and gattling gun.
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 19:43,
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Anyone know what the time delay is watching the football off the BBC website
to the TV?
Edit: About ten seconds
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 19:48,
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Edit: About ten seconds
Somebody could make a killing selling these now
de-RIS
edit: bit smaller
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 19:21,
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de-RIS
edit: bit smaller
Nop, english
I just thought: you never know, someone might not get it. Just covering all bases :)
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 19:55,
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We kept expecting an emergency broadcast to cut into the footy
saying something along these lines.
(Not bad considering I was using pixlr.com on a tiny netbook screen :b )
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 18:38,
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saying something along these lines.
(Not bad considering I was using pixlr.com on a tiny netbook screen :b )
Your name makes me think of a Rammstein song.
This is good. *jiggles*
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 18:44,
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It's this one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GewaLNZ1100
A bit different to their usual.
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 18:50,
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A bit different to their usual.
46 seconds in! Cor!
Rammplestilstein are ace though - seen em twice now, and i usually dont much care for rock music.
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 18:54,
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Oh yeahhh.
The live shows are so much fun. Crowd surfing in an inflatable boat! Cooking Flake in a pot! Blowing shit up!
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 19:02,
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the dinghy passed right over our heads last time :-D
And yeah, some nice pyrotechnics.
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 19:04,
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French name, singing in German.
Oh, sorry, English football fans. I didn't mean to remind you about Germany. Seeing as how their football team just crushed yours.
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 19:53,
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hahahaha
splendid.
hitting the tabloids in 5...
...4...
...3...
...2...
...1...
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 18:42,
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hitting the tabloids in 5...
...4...
...3...
...2...
...1...
and as if by magic the shop keeper appeared.
nice work on the leopard cubs by the way.
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 19:49,
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nice work on the leopard cubs by the way.
Aww, bless
Now he can go on to advertise TVs that have yellow pixels.
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 18:30,
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All that advert did was make me realise how nice the colours could be on my old CRT tv.
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 18:37,
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every time germany caught us out with the same type of play.
perhaps terry should be thinking less about snorting coke of a nigerian chick boys tits and more about the game.
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 18:10,
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Needs an L plate where there's a st george's cross I should think
For the full effect.
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 18:26,
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HAHAHHaHAahHAhaAHAHAhahaHHAHAhahHAHAHah
AHhahahAHHAhhaHhHAhahhHAHA LOL's
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 17:54,
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i think your laugh module just malfunctioned
and we JUST got your oil changed.
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 17:55,
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Shout..Shout England are out
they got humped by some brilliant crouts
Oh Come on!
We're Scotland and we're laughing at you..
Oh Come on! :D
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 17:54,
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Oh Come on!
We're Scotland and we're laughing at you..
Oh Come on! :D
I'm not laughing at England's defeat
Just the people who think it's the end of the world.
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 18:00,
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You're not laughing at me
I'm siding with Ghana. SUPAH BLACK STAHHHSSSSS
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 18:01,
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Thank you kind sir.
I couldn't give a toss about football or England, but spelling accuracy is vitally important.
*blows big green mucus ball into nice clean hankie*
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 19:37,
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*blows big green mucus ball into nice clean hankie*
Oh no, they deprived us from a beating that would have mirrored 1966
Who gives a shit.
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 17:13,
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
That's made my day that has...
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 17:47,
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don't worry we have scottish scientists working on goal mouth technology...
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 17:13,
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Haha I understand why you don't want to see them
but I can never understand why you announce the click.
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 17:22,
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Should have been a front pager
It crossed the line, it was in!
X
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 19:36,
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X
Last seen involving a Scouser in Manchester
If I recall correctly.
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Mon 28 Jun 2010, 22:08,
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why do you keep flouting the rules about filesize?
bad Butters! *slaps*
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 17:10,
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But Mr Toast, sir
I believe I am doing nothing wrong.
What can I fix for you?
EDIT: Ahhhh...
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 17:12,
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What can I fix for you?
EDIT: Ahhhh...
pfft....let's just say it would have been preferable to have found no use for it
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 17:00,
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Some people are on the triple brandies! They think it's all over! It is now. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:56,
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 17:01,
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i did this instead of watching the football, have i managed to psychicly channel the mood of the nation?
you're all currently feeling a bit like an old sailor haunted by the vision of a mutant jellyfish?
...close?
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:45,
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...close?
It's chief weapon is surprise
and lots of tiny sharp bits on its tentacles
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:58,
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I love octopii
best of the all the, you know, whatever they are.
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 17:03,
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:32,
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what does it matter? at best it would be 4-2
the ref is irrelevent
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:43,
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but you're discounting chos theory by saying that.
it might have been twelvety seventeen at the final whistle had that goal been allowed.
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:51,
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You've made me just realize something
I love the Tour de France, and care not about who wins it. I just love the concept of riding bikes around some beautiful country, and being healthy.
Go anybody!!!
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:48,
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Go anybody!!!
think of all the angry impotent men, stood in pubs feeling utterly crushed :D
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:44,
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haha
and if it stays 4-1 I get £101 quid :D
at the moment it's squeaky bum time
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Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:45,
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at the moment it's squeaky bum time
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