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# Uh-oh...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:29, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:35, archived)
# lol
I fell alseep watching than then woke up to the start of Smokey and the Bandit. This made me realied the opening of both movies are almost identical.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:36, archived)
# *titter*
oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Drunk Jamnog Meme Tiem
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:46, archived)
# hehehe.
I'll have to find the orginal meme. I've got it somewhere.


EDIT: Ah. there we go.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:50, archived)
# haha he looks happy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Things looked bad when I saw he the morning of the bash
sitting outside a cafe at 8am, pissed off his tits and drinking gin out of a pickled onion jar.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Wow a man of class
was he wearing a monocle and sporting jacket?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Obviously.
By 11am he was doing a wonderful job of enticing my future clientelle by passing out in my front doorway and keeping my front door open. Obviously just making it that bit easier for the local crack adicts to gain access to the building and stealing what they liked. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Why so prejudice against local crack addicts
they could be potential market ready to tap in to!

You could set up an acting agency for filmakers of Zombie Movies, or as Amy Winehouse, Pete Doherty lookalikes.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:06, archived)
# lol
coz they've got in a couple of times before. Even hit one girl in the face as she thought it wrong that he'd got into her room and was stealing her phone.

My Jamrog is a twat list is quite long after that day to be honest. Spoilt my day as I had to babysit him when he was here and when he was at the bash venue.
He was only admitted to the bash on condition that he drank no more alcohol and apparantly he just went back to my place, filled his glass and came back.
He even had the fucking cheek to ask for a room again this year.


EDIT: You having problems logging on to WoW?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Not tried to log on yet
going out in a bit take the new puppy a long walk.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:53, archived)
# WHat you do to your old one?!:O
Yeah apparantly every server has been down since about midnight.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:57, archived)
# is that Thomas?
if it is it takes me back some - woo anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:02, archived)
# I forgot who did the orginal.
It was done by a b3tard anyway and I memed it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:04, archived)
# crack col wasnt it?
he ruled - alas the flame that burns twice as bright.......
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:47, archived)
# ...Pisses off the neighbours.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:50, archived)
# THe legend lives on
heh
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:59, archived)
# he hasn't done it again has he?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Gazza and his new best friend Raoul Moat!


Audio: www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9BZBh6FPBY
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:03, archived)
# good to hear he's back on the pills and booze
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:06, archived)
# Yes
He makes us Geordies feel really proud!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Still. at least you've got Ant & Dec.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:16, archived)
# JESUS!
And that's supposed to make us feel better?
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:17, archived)
# don't forget Spuggy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:20, archived)
# sad thing is..he probably didn't really know him at all
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:19, archived)
# Well he's dead now - now the new meme will be Gurning Tazer Cop!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Yay!
There's always a bright side!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:27, archived)
# We could bring back drunk jamnog!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:29, archived)
# And why not :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:30, archived)
# Is that an Imperial logo on the hat?
The shame
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Imperial vodka maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:00, archived)
# nice colour matching:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:28, archived)
# ^ this :D
(herman:D, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:35, archived)
# But in all fairness it's difficult to colour-match a pink faced goon
even if Raoul Moat is a bit red in the cheeks too :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] NING B3TA!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:04, archived)
# hehehe
Just got a application for cleaning job from Nassan Hussein, his boxing obviously didn't make as much money as we would have thought. Articulate and thorough cover letter though.

'hi and thanks for that i am really interested to get this work. i am am very happy and clean man please call me at this nr.'


Still doesn't beat my personal best, 'aim hard wkr person.'

TO clariffy, that was the entirity of the job application.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:15, archived)
# So did you get the job?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:25, archived)
# Didn't know there was a boxer called Nassan Hussein.
Amir Khan, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:26, archived)
# Naseem Hamed?
Or did he mean cricketer Nasser Hussain?
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:45, archived)
# Ah yes,
Good old Prince Naz, driving his cars, fucjing peoples shit up.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Well we do now.
I just invented him!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:21, archived)
# This is amusing on so many levels.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:26, archived)
# Hahaha

I always liked this one: "I AM JOB"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:40, archived)
# No I AM JOB
and so is my wife.
a/c
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:51, archived)
# Angels keep hand-delivering exam papers
I think God is testing me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:11, archived)
# I've had that
and yes it seems to have to always to be in caps.

I now specifically state the applicant must speak fluent English and any applications will be instantly deleteed if they use caps, txt abbreviations or one sentence replies.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:20, archived)
# And by 'instantly deleted', you mean 'instantly posted on b3ta'
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:24, archived)
# yes
the deleted items of the internet:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:26, archived)
# Paul Gascoigne hostage negotiator
eets alreet pet I've gan an got us Cheeken and Larger ye kna!
an I've brought me rod an all!



fucking sad lonely mentalist
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:26, archived)
# HEY BITCH CHECK OUT MAH WATER PISTOL!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:27, archived)
# borice?

ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:40, archived)
# goodluck to all the crazy dutch Inventors in the soccer world ball final :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:47, archived)
# Is there a game on this weekend then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:49, archived)
# the final's tomorrow

semi final today
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:52, archived)
# Serious?
Do they have to play two days in a row?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:53, archived)
# Semi Final : Uruguay v Germany
Final : Spain Vs Crazy Dutch Inventors

yea no idea why...guess it's all part of the hoopla, you near any of it?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:59, archived)
# Nah
The final is being held just outside Johannesburg about 900 miles from where I live and the semi-final *shrug* It's not in Cape Town. The hoopla is over here and I hope I never hear another vuvuzela in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:06, archived)
# haha aaaw >.<

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:08, archived)
# ^ This?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:59, archived)
# I love that the guys in the tour the france have to cycle 6+ hours a day every day for three weeks
and the much higher paid footballers aren't considered to be able to run about for 90 minutes, two days in a row
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:03, archived)
# I was just typing a rant about overpaid sportsmen
but decided it's too early.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:08, archived)
# Haha. Never too early for that
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:10, archived)
# It's ok the one today is only for the Runner Ups - it's a kind of Loser Finals
the one who wins is less of a loser than the one that loses the loser runner-up finals.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Yay!

Country's going bananas. I'm glad I don't own a houseboat in Amsterdam.
www.sportgeschiedenis.nl/userfiles/woonboten.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:51, archived)
# hahaha >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:53, archived)
# There is an obvious lack of orange in their attire
Come on crazy Dutch mense. Get orangey!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:55, archived)
# That is obviously old footage, from 1988
things couldn't get much more orangy here now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:06, archived)
# corr..that's a rangers supporters dream
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:09, archived)
# That's orange!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:09, archived)
# lol
I used to live on a narrow boat. I'd spend whole Summers just pottering about on the Thames. SOmetimes I even brought the boat along.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:22, archived)
# What Prod said ^
I bet it's quite festive over in that there Nederland.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:53, archived)
# lo' pot :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3S4dBk4E1g
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:57, archived)
# Fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:12, archived)
# Ning Borice!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:08, archived)
# As soon as I saw the original picture of the cop's gurning face
My immediate thought was: B3ta meme.
I will be storing the unedited version for future image challenges.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:10, archived)
#
Me am gun helding police office has good record arrest first taser time for crazy bounce man it be most fun
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 18:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 7:48, archived)
# Poor chap, suddenly memed.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:29, archived)
# Not exactly 'poor chap'
he gurns to the camera during a siege which is suppose to portray the Police as being incontrol and sensitive and we have Macho Dickhead thinking he's Rambo with a Tazer. The more this becomes a meme the better as I'm sure his bosses will have something to say about his professionalism... "Go on my son!" or something of that ilk :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:28, archived)
# I saw the photo on the telly and thought....
...you are the thing memes are made of
(Phooey I COOK MUD, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:17, archived)
# if TimeOut did prisons...


Click for bigger (224 kb)
(mutters mutters, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 6:56, archived)
# I have a new campaign in life
I sent an email to David Cameron, Ed Balls and Margaret Beckett

Dear David Cameron,

This morning my children are watching Dora the explorer and it was her first day at school, my concern is that Dora was sent to school with just a map with the directions river, forest, school. now when you consider that it took her 25 minutes to get to school and some of that time was spent using wild turtles as transport! animal welfare issues to one side I believe she travelled over a mile. Along the way she was mugged by a fox and at no point was there any adult supervision.

I think that in the current climate of suspicion towards the child welfare services that it would be a prudent course of action to place Dora into the protective custody of the care system.

Too many children are placed in danger each year by negligent parents so please save this poor child and lets not have another baby P case on our hands.

Thank you for your time.
Yours Sincerely,

Paul Powers



*edit
Got an out of office from Ed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 7:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
I hope you get a good response from the PM
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 7:50, archived)
# so do I but he refused to help when I wanted to wish Robert Mugabe happy birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 7:51, archived)
# pffft

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:42, archived)
#
I agree with you, I find myself wondering what kind of children are going to be raised with the current state of childrens TV. I wonder if in 10 years we are going to have a spate of children mauled by Lions and Puma's because they have watched too much Deigo, and think that animals are friendly etc..

The Torys could use swiper the fox to advertise Evil Foxy and get the fox hunting ban overturned too, Evil Foxy not only damages your children, he also steals your shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:11, archived)
# pfffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 6:03, archived)
# MY PWWWWWWWESSSISSSSSSSSSSSSISSSSSSSSSS
I just laughed so hard at this, I felt the need to share sydney.craigslist.com.au/msr/1776963612.html
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 6:41, archived)
# Haaaaa haaaaaa....holy sheepshit!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 6:54, archived)
# What the
interesting, he's broken the 7th seal or something.

To us, that's a starfish attached to his hat. To him...
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 10 Jul 2010, 7:33, archived)
# it has to be a prank...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 7:38, archived)
# Yes...Peter Jackson did it...
...It was called "Lord of the Rings".
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 6:49, archived)
# many times I'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Stop right there before I get annngryyyyy!
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 5:48, archived)
# 'ningles all.
I was reading the timeline for the the events last night and found this most surreal:

'2222 BST: The BBC's Fiona Trott says former footballer Paul Gascoigne appeared a short while ago at the police cordon. She says he posed for some pictures with children before driving off. '

Also congrats on putting the words 'grrrrr' on an image. You truely must have found it taxing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 6:02, archived)
# yeh
It took me 2 hours and I cried when I finished it.
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 6:22, archived)
# How many children are hanging out at the cordon?!
Parents of Rothbury, sort it out.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 6:24, archived)
# I just can't believe he is dead
I thought we would get another few days taking the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 6:34, archived)
# I'm sick of hearing about him
They (the media) don't seem to give a toss about the poor bastard he shot dead.

Man killed - no major story.

Policeman injured - mobilise armed coppers from every force in the UK to catch him.

Tosser tops himself - BBC reports a "great sense of sadness".    Not from me.
 

(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 6:53, archived)
# Can only be a good thing.
The search pprobably cost less than his subsiquent incaseration.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 6:45, archived)
# "I've got a water pistol and I'm not afraid to use it!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 6:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 4:51, archived)
# TEH T'ITTENS

Had to make a new one after...
www.b3ta.com/board/10119102
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 4:49, archived)
# Ha ha...tainted pussy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 4:50, archived)
# : - )
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 5:16, archived)
# G'Day.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 6:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Me Tarsier, you Jane...and some boy...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 4:02, archived)
# AAAAAA-AAAAA-AAAAAAAARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 4:35, archived)
# :D ha ha...we silly!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 4:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 4:39, archived)
# Them some long vines.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 4:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 5:05, archived)
# :D-------
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 6:11, archived)
# You know, if you didn't say anything, I was going to make it cross eyed 3D.
SEMICOLON MINUS SIGN CLOSE PARENTHESES
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 6:33, archived)
# I was multitasking...
...those 3D are scary...(O,O)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 6:48, archived)
# last one, I promise. Cross eyed 3d.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 7:36, archived)
# YOU




(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 3:30, archived)
# Have you tried turning it off and on again?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 3:31, archived)
# Frequently
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 3:49, archived)
# OMFG, YES!
here's my duckface

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 3:36, archived)
# 80% of b3ta images simultaneously arouse and disgust me
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 3:40, archived)
# And the others?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 3:54, archived)
# 19% disappointment
trace amounts amounts of sheer wow, utter confusion, actual enlightenment
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 4:02, archived)
# CRUSH IT UP AND SNORT IT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 4:28, archived)
#


O_o
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 6:36, archived)
# WAUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 3:54, archived)
# HHAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 4:04, archived)
# It's rude to point.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 4:02, archived)
# Ahh! *chills*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 4:03, archived)
# You can juuuuuuust make it out.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 4:19, archived)
# please stop making me feel queasy
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 4:21, archived)
# I have to feed her something.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 4:27, archived)
# is that a helicopter helmet?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 4:27, archived)
# Hahahah
looks like an orc in a suit, like an orc bouncer or something.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 4:28, archived)
# I did it for the jowel. It was mighty.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 4:32, archived)
# "He's every god damn last one of you..."
(FookinMentalist, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 3:09, archived)
# FOREVER IN R HEARTS

Should give the papers something to run with tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 3:17, archived)
# Wiv teh angles etc
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 3:44, archived)
# HE'S EVERY GOD DAMN LAST ONE OF YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 4:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Damn you vile human
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 2:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 2:06, archived)
# GMoS is looking slightly more mutated than ever
Where has he gone, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 4:17, archived)
# ...also...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 4:06, archived)
# I thought that cop looked a bit like Barley
And i thought the tazer looked like a broken miniature plastic tea cup.

Well, there you go.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:58, archived)
# Bah
*goes to bed crying*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 2:09, archived)
# raoul moat became an hero when I wasn't looking, rendering my chop irrelevant
Photobucket
(CaptainMaak, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 2:58, archived)
# good night sweet prince.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 6:26, archived)
# pouting is very unattractive girls. STOP DOING IT
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 2:55, archived)
#
get it out of your system :}{ antiduckface.com/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 3:14, archived)
# it's the modern disease
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 3:16, archived)
# whoah! botox girl has got nothing on this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyT7GfQZyNE&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 3:27, archived)
# gosh
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 3:45, archived)
# I'm burning...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeUQ-MuNWzQ
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 4:21, archived)
# deffo a bindun
moat siege officer tazer power police
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:23, archived)
# Sounds like he's shot himself...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:24, archived)
# ^ this
(herman:D, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:28, archived)
# Looks like a pricing gun from a supermarket.
"Stop or I'll sticker you as 75 p!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:31, archived)
# haha it totally does don't it?
don't worry sarge, I've put a prince on his ass!

oh yeah?

Yeah, £2.78
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:34, archived)
# it looks like a childs teacup broken in half.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:44, archived)
# "You've been... reduced to clear, bitch!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:53, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:58, archived)
# PRICE..... SLASHED
*playfully pats bum*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 2:00, archived)
# knew i'd seen that copper before
knew i'd seen that copper before

Moat turns the tables...
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 10 Jul 2010, 2:18, archived)
# So sad to see Pasanonic go out like this
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:33, archived)
#
www.everything2.com/title/Happy+Birthday+From+Planet+Motherfucker
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:51, archived)
# WHOA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 2:04, archived)
# :D good read
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 2:27, archived)
# COR!
*shivers*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 4:07, archived)
# :S
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 4:42, archived)
# yeah, that's what crazy Rozzer said...
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:38, archived)
# "The suspect sustained fatal injuries after he fell down some stairs. In a field."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:58, archived)
# haha, M'lud
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 10 Jul 2010, 2:20, archived)
#
Goodbye geordie lunk
may you ever grow in our hearts
you were the nutter that placed itself
where lives were taken away
you hid from the police
and you became a b3ta meme
now you belong to heaven
and b3ta spells out your name.

All proceeds from the single go to Moat's barber.

He is wiv teh angles nowXxxx
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:42, archived)
# 4 eva
Whoever eva is.

I really should not be laughing. But the first thing that came to my mind was "dibs".
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:52, archived)
# "I'VE PEPPER SPRAYED MY NUTS!"
MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:27, archived)
# Hahaha
needs more parody news story
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:29, archived)
# yeah you're right, and I would of, but it's too damn hot & i figured someone would beat me to it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:35, archived)
# "Would have" not "would of".
What kind of language is that?

Sheesh.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:49, archived)
# I love the way this drove you out of lurkage :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:51, archived)
# poor language. sorry Sir. I'm writing out my 100 lines as i type this...
what Sir?

why do you want me to drop my trousers and pants, Sir? I don't think Mummy will be happy that I...

*gumph!!!!*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:56, archived)
# I don't know why the police took so long to find him
They could have just gone to Google Maps and typed "Raoul Moat". Google knows everything.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:32, archived)
# Ahaha!
Fantastic! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:35, archived)
# Hahahh
(herman:D, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:36, archived)
# So it does!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:43, archived)
# happy
Joy
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:50, archived)
# GENULOL
Is that gazza about to burst a paper bag? Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 2:02, archived)
# haha go on Gazza!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 10 Jul 2010, 2:21, archived)
# oh god!
I LOL'd. Hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:11, archived)
# hahhaha - best version of this yet !!
I proper laughed at this - nice one
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:57, archived)
# NOTHING TO SEE HERE MOVE ALONG


Source
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:00, archived)
# I saw him as more of a Gary Busey
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:01, archived)
# god, i love freebase
Im tempted to model his head in 3d once i get used to zbrush.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:02, archived)
# i love freebase too!
well... that one split second of him that's been captured and lovingly crafted into so much joy!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:24, archived)
# hahah :D
i came here straight from the bbc news site. i thought that picture reminded me of something.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:02, archived)
# It's
Raoul moat on a goat on a boat wearing a Joseph's technicolour dreamcoat?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:03, archived)
# why isn't poat a word yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:06, archived)
#
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poat
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:10, archived)
# Meanwhile, at the gym...
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:11, archived)
# haha!
shopped pics only etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:14, archived)
#
Quicker than me! It struck me as one hell of a pose for a pishy wee stun gun. You would think it was a gatling gun, circa Predator fame, he was wielding
(regthing Scouting for boys, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:09, archived)
# LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:29, archived)
# Saw the BBC page...
..b3ta was my next click
(I helped save b3ta! Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:21, archived)
# ^^this!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:32, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
I saw that pic and knew instinctively I had to come here to see what had been done with it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:32, archived)
# It's New Comic time at "Moo & Keo"
www.mookeo.com (read the rest of the strip here)



I'm pretty sure this is how HR departments work
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:56, archived)
# Is a... Petard of Irony?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:00, archived)
# what are those things some kind of bat kirby is this bat kirby land
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:04, archived)
# Moo is of Bovine heritage :) (and yeah, all the characters are simple designs, based on scribbles I used to do when I was 6)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:08, archived)
# their gasp didn't inhale anything, so no.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:09, archived)
# They're from HR, their gasp inhaled the shattered dreams of promotions of the unwashed minions
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:10, archived)
# Smashing! :D
Although my HR dept assume I'm a kind of composite of the people they've come into contact with that day.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:06, archived)
# I've only had contact with my HR department twice so this may be not how HR departments work at all however if this is the case please no one tell me as I'll be very disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:10, archived)
# It struck me that my reply was more a cry for help than a commentary on how things typically work! :D
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:14, archived)
# How very true
It is just missing the desk sign that says "You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps!" that all HRs seem to have. They are so LOLwacky.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:07, archived)
# I knew an HR manager
who was so LOLwacky he used the mouse left-handed!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:08, archived)
# They crack me up!
I remember once, a long time ago, one even interupted organising the next social do to sort out my pay problem! Crazy times, crazy people.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:12, archived)
# Or the poster with the cat hanging from a tree branch with one paw that says "Oh Shit!" as if they're saying "look at me, I'm so cool and hip because I have a poster with a dirty swear on it!"
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:12, archived)
# I am a B3tan
therefore of the kitten religion. But yes, LOLcats posters in the work area make me so want to poke their eyes out.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:19, archived)
# "HANG IN THERE, FRIDAY'S COMING"
...the original lolcat poster -- circa 1975
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:42, archived)
# I award this one robot cat
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSoOesGgEnE
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:09, archived)
# WTF did I just watch and is it ok if I kill it with fire?
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:11, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:29, archived)
# Later that same night the Rozzers celebrated..
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(Meagrom, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Like it or not,
that policeman is now a minimeme.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:09, archived)
# brilliant!
I saw his face just now and thought to myself "I bet B3ta got something to say about the snarl"
edit: looks down board. OMG hahaha
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:54, archived)
# HOWLS
...n'tears.....:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:55, archived)
# hehe
Seemed so right
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:56, archived)
# Goddamnit
I came here with this on my clipboard, just for you lot:
static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/online/2010/7/9/1278708644531/Montage-of-Raoul-Moat-and-005.jpg
beaten to the punch.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:58, archived)
# I mean, why the fuck is he gurning.
And more to the point why are all the news agencies running this of all pics.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:02, archived)
# NIce.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:02, archived)
# hahaha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:10, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:33, archived)
# sorry, goodnite

(Mr Chicken, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:36, archived)
# NO U HAZNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Nothing to see here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVtinv5LSnE
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 0:57, archived)
# I'm sure I've read things about that cat, it's some kind of robot pet
I can't find anything on it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 1:03, archived)

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