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[challenge entry] I'm sure I'll think of some content in a minute
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:01, archived)
# pope goes the weasel, cuz the weasel goes pope!
pope pope pope pope goes the weasel
pope pope pope pope goes the weasel
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:06, archived)
# Good Shit!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:06, archived)
# now go make me some more of that shit!
/pimp
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:10, archived)
# The tale of Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack was cast into eternal damnation because
His wife was an aborter!

(You have to say the 3rd line kind of quickly)
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Or the others rreeaallyy sslloowwllyy
 
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:23, archived)
# This guy looks very serious
I am shying at his mythical gaze
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Infallible weasel is infallible.

(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:16, archived)
# cute yet austere
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:16, archived)
# oh well, time i was abed.
goodnight all
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:36, archived)
# He does look very popely
 
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:18, archived)
# What up Pope Weezie ?
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:21, archived)
# aaw
also...wheeze goes the Pope.....he is gettin' on a bit
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:55, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 1:06, archived)
# Sorry to be a pedant, but
I think that's a Pine Marten. Weasels are ginger.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:34, archived)
# It comes up as the first Google image for weasel
I looked through a million pages but this WEASEL had the best looks.
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 6:59, archived)
# I dunno
Photobucket
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:33, archived)
# um
me neither
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Lady in red is <_______> with me....
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:38, archived)
# No reasons required :)
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:40, archived)
# this is my life, all rolled up into this image
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:06, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 1:34, archived)
[challenge entry] It just came to me.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:58, archived)
# AND THE LORD SPORK UNTO ME
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Arf
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:16, archived)
# ah, there's a tongue twister in this
i eat pork with my pope spork

(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:00, archived)
# I hope my pope-spork can spork the pope's pork?
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:32, archived)
#
the pope spoke about sporking his port soaked pork with his pope-spork
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:40, archived)
#
It He to on
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:05, archived)
[challenge entry] This just came to him !
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:11, archived)
# He looks a little like a SnowTrooper.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:15, archived)
# the real reason for a silly hat
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Shape to fit . . . or fit to shape !
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:23, archived)
# now you've ruined coneheads for me :(
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Vatican!
We are from the Vatican!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:24, archived)
# haha :D
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:31, archived)
# He's a little bit of every nothing !
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:24, archived)
# Sporks vobis cum.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I ain't afraid of no Pope!


My Hubby's own work, just thought I'd share.

Edit: Thanks for all your lovely comments - Wow, an fp, that's so cool!
I'll get him to get his own login so he can share his sk1llz0rs directly in future.
x
/relurk
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:57, archived)
# If there's something strange....
...in the Alter boy's dorm. Who you gonna call?
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:59, archived)
# well you should be
nicely done
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:06, archived)
# this is brilliant
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:07, archived)
# for a late entry, this is pretty damn good
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:07, archived)
# ^ this
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:13, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:22, archived)
# <that
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:42, archived)
# >the other
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:56, archived)
# We call him Buster !
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Popetastic
5 Popes out of 5!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Holy Ghosts!
Well done to hubby... and you.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:40, archived)
# Brilliant!
I'd buy that t-shirt :)

Actually i'd also put it on both sides of a white escort van and attach lights to the top too
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:23, archived)
# he slimed me..!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:10, archived)
# I ain't afraid of no Pope.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Don't stream the crosses!
:D
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:10, archived)
# It's true...
this man has no dick...

(he left it in a choirboy's well-plumbed shit-tunnel and it broke off)
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Who ya gonna call?
POPE BUSTERS!!
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 0:20, archived)
# ACE
compliments to the hubby
(, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Are we doing it right?
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:39, archived)
# makes a change
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:40, archived)
# Good for you...
...good for you...(Peter Griffin)
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:56, archived)
# seals don't like jam
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:41, archived)
# You have no facts.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:57, archived)
# how many seals have you seen with a jar of jam? none, that's how many
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:00, archived)
# pffft!
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Some bloke from Greenpeace appeared at my door earlier
When I replied 'I am already a member,' the twat asked if I donated. Oh dear

I gave him one of my frowns, and he left

(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:43, archived)
# this is so wrong
that puppy is far too young to have his ears pierced
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:51, archived)
# I felt like piercing this blokes ear
What aspect of "I'm a member" that he didn't register. Member=signed up, indicating I give them money by default. Guess he was new and naive
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:16, archived)
# i like the ones who ask if you like animals
i just say "yes, they taste nice"
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:20, archived)
# This thread makes me sad.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Whippet out, whippet in, wipe it...
 
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:56, archived)
# This would be a good time for me to leave and not return for several hours.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:00, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:44, archived)
# I red clover seals..............RIS...
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Club...
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Ceiling club
is doing it right
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Taking notes too.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:00, archived)
# where's my tin hat
I was working on a seal clubbing pic yesterday
Photobucket
though mine would've been a bit shit
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:52, archived)
# No problem...join in!
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:55, archived)
# I must say
that is an impressive breast being sported by the lady on the right
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:26, archived)
# truth is seals are actually all sado-masochists and hematolagniacs
and they enjoy getting clubbed to death...look at the one on the left there.......he's HAVIN' A BALL
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:56, archived)
# They love jam too.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:58, archived)
# no they don't
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:01, archived)
# ALL jam jars need some kind of seal
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:29, archived)
# yes, an airtight seal, not a fur seal
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:31, archived)
# I believe that a lack of the former may lead to the formation of the latter
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:39, archived)
# obama; he's always up to no good in the arctic
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:08, archived)
# No . . . consult Tiger Woulds !
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:09, archived)
# lol....

(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Back away from the seal motherfugga!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:36, archived)
# YES
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:51, archived)
# hmmm....


(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:29, archived)
# suttil
edit: clickclickclickclick
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:30, archived)
# that's beautiful
an eternal sleep of brotherly love
and slapstick comedy
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Cheers!
#goes off to trigger twitter rumour of chuckle suicide pact...#
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:35, archived)
# arf!
is that lafayette cemetery?
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:30, archived)
# blimey...
I think it might be actually!

EDIT: Yup - good spot
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:32, archived)
# i'd like to be buried there
not yet, though
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:34, archived)
# puts away the "NOT DEAD - ONLY SLEEPING" tombstone
we'll save that cruel trick for later :)
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:35, archived)
# i don't actually want to be buried at all
i want one of those stone casket deelies, like dracula's. i don't want to go underground and i will NOT be burned!
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:37, archived)
# I want to be put into some kind of nuclear missile
and have it fired into some kind of built environment

I think that'll be funny.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:38, archived)
# i imagine it would be
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:41, archived)
# I'd like to be eaten - I'm all for 'waste not want not'
again, not til I'm dead though
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:42, archived)
# i don't want to be eaten
but if it was a life-or-death situation for others and i was already dead, i'd have no objection to them eating me.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:44, archived)
# *makes notes*
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:26, archived)
# i imagine i'd taste quite nice
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:32, archived)
# I shall refer thee to
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:42, archived)
# bloody hell, i'd forgotten about that
read it years ago!
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:50, archived)
# I hear being left in a tree for the vultures
is all the rage this year...
 
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:51, archived)
# no vultures in liverpool
not the winged variety, at least
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:53, archived)
# I expect if you left a carcass out in the street
it'd soon be picked clean, though.
 
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:58, archived)
# and its wheels would vanish
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:02, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE INHUMANITY!!!
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:38, archived)
# try to imagine them at their best
when they was shagging that bird

er

or something.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:18, archived)
# i don't know what this is more
amusing or disturbing
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:19, archived)
# or erotic
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:23, archived)
# well, obviously
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:30, archived)
# My god...
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:35, archived)
# Brilliant.
FP this NOW!

*click*
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:40, archived)
# now then now then now then, what's going on here
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
The board is good tonight, although I have only been on for 5 minutes..
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:27, archived)
# the long arm and extremely short legs of THE LAW!
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:28, archived)
# oooh, nice
*must try not to picture stallone's face*

*or karl urban's*
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:34, archived)
# I'm wondering if he'll be all cg with just urban's voice
or a stunt man with a cg chin and the voice
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:40, archived)
#
there may still be a job for ron perlman
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:48, archived)
# ^THIS
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:52, archived)
# the best part is
when he says to the gun, "double whammy."
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:01, archived)
# now then now then
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:34, archived)
# :)

(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Oh yes
:D
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:35, archived)
# Hurrar!
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:35, archived)
# HAZZAR!
nice balls.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:39, archived)
# that's 10 years in the cubes for looking punk
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:41, archived)
# *runs*
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Harsh
Looking punk gets you iso-cubed? Do Emos get sent to Titan or banished to the Cursed Earth?

Woo to the pic btw.
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:59, archived)
# or
tiny, yet incredably pert buttocks
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Dredd-full!
Nicely done, HappyToast.
 
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Drokk!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:30, archived)
# ...would anyone like, to play?
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:14, archived)
# yes
are there rules?
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:14, archived)
# probably
but i'll make them up as i go along.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:15, archived)
# no sharpened sticks,
pins,
pencils,
or luring into brambles.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:18, archived)
# bah

(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:20, archived)
# poor child
first she's given a balloon for a head, then she's forced to wear that dress
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:16, archived)
# but it's got butterflies on it!
butterflies!
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:17, archived)
# maybe so
but it's covered in frilliness
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Nah
she looks like she's full of hot air
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:16, archived)
# ha!
You beat me to it
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:27, archived)
# A real air-head!
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 0:57, archived)
# Ace!
I love your stuff. I want more of it.
:)
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:20, archived)
# ta
:) i'll see what i can do
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:23, archived)
# May I suggest
A nicely packaged set of postcards? they make me want to finally get off my arse and produce a b3ta photo frame thingy for my wall.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:26, archived)
# I second thith
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:29, archived)
# eek
well, i'm doing illustration at uni from septemer, so i may flog off a project at some point :)

actually i did do cards, but i only made 10 sets of 4 and they weren't good (printing them off an inkjet didn't help) somehow managed to shift 4 of them in a small press shop though
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:43, archived)
#
I think a small run of screen printed stuff would be awesome, along the same lines as Letterpressed
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Other than the head
she looks STURDY
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:25, archived)
# sturdy girls are pure filth
trust me, i know
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:27, archived)
# all the better

(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:35, archived)
# She's high!
 
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:28, archived)
# That's actually scary
If I saw that in an old house I'd jump.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Yes, the nice man at the park would like to play too.

(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:31, archived)
# I WENT TO THE FUNFAIR
I DID NOT KNOW FUN WOULD MAKE ME FEEL SO DIRTY
THIS IS MY BALLOON
I AM GOING TO GOUGE OUT MY OTHER EYE NOW
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:35, archived)
# THE PARTY WAS SO INTENSE, EVERYONE LOST AN EYE
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:37, archived)
# IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEBODY
INVITES YOU TO A REALLY INTENSE PARTY.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:38, archived)
# yes, one of those new style "New York Intense Parties"
where everyone parties in a sequence of ever smaller rooms throughout the night.

until finally they are compressed into a small tube shaped tube and secreted upon rare seal eggs at luxurious restaurants as partie de aperitif.

This made sense in my head

OH SHIT, THIS MADE SENSE IN MY HEAD

my fucking head!
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:43, archived)
# it makes sense in my head
despite the fact that i know seals don't lay eggs
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:55, archived)
# I did wonder why Skittles had that weird, multi-coloured middle
Now I know the truth ... Skittles IS PEOPLE
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Bloonhead!

(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:35, archived)
# if she had two, she'd be doubloon head
and pirates would chase after her across the salty sea.

arr.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Arrrrrrrf

(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Blow-up dolls?...No thanks!
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:41, archived)
# ....me
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 1:04, archived)
# ...
come back
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 2:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Pope-art
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Pope goes the measles
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:23, archived)
# And a faaabulous hat
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:37, archived)
# crappy and not worth it's own fred but sod it i'm tired
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:48, archived)
# i think he probably enjoyed himself
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:57, archived)
# 9.7 million doesn't go far these days
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:00, archived)
# chapter 1: win lottery and spend the start of it electronically tagged.
Chapter 2: got a house in swaffham, pissed off the neighbours by making a banger racing track in the garden, spent the next few years getting pissed and snorting coke.

Chapter 3: continued pissing it up the wall.

Chapter 4: ah, fuck it, it's all gone.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:01, archived)
# lol
I know of a chap that won about 2 million twice

and pissed it all away

yay for tards winning money

I would like to win some money pls. I wouldn't spend it all wisely on wall pissing.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:33, archived)
# i would spend it on property
to live off in my retirement.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:41, archived)
# property, some spread betting (because like, lol), emergency waddage, and property.
and a hat.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:44, archived)
# The Pope
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:02, archived)
# i wouldn't spend that much money to do the pope
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:13, archived)
#
I'd rather be the dope
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:23, archived)
#  
You can tell it's the pope, because of his Holy Invisible Finger and Holy Invisible Toe.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:26, archived)
# thats



wazzzup b3ta homies.x
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Bovine excrement

(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:42, archived)
# hmm
tail appears to be outputting some kind of brown material
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:43, archived)
# looks like it could be an ovipositer
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:01, archived)
# The flowers are cute.
Otherwise, am I missing something?
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:45, archived)
# yes
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Turning into a sporting event !
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:46, archived)
# this character seems overly pleased by the appearance of cow poo
i trust that he/she has some nefarious poo-related scheme in mind?
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:51, archived)
# HOT SHIT!
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:02, archived)
# hot shito?
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:34, archived)
# mmm...
...Ghana Best

(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:03, archived)
# This is JAM
... hot
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Woo!



(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Fresh from Toy Story 4
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:57, archived)
# this is clearly a fake
the pope's smile is much creepier and far less child-friendly
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Spud experimented with LSD once and saw hints of multiple God Particles but fergot to document the event.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:11, archived)
# It was all over too quickly.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Too much fergotomine . . . Owsley Purple Haze !
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Owsley and Charlie, twins of the trade, come to the poet's room....
 
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:52, archived)
# I'll
go to Frisco, buy a wig, and sleep on Owsley's floor.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Bootiful!
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry] ahead of the big day...Ant & Dec get into the swing of things....
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Religious double acts!
Canonise and Ball.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:29, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Two pigs in a pope !
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:30, archived)
# "Pope fever"
/swine flu
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Purls before fever !
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:38, archived)
# :D x 2
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:32, archived)
# much as they annoy me
i'd still rather them in the vatican
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:32, archived)
# mebbe they'll do a Pope Idol
inevitably old Benny will have to win
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:35, archived)
# i'd rather go with the Lexx method of choosing a pope
without ending up with the weirdly homicidal genevieve, of course
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Ah, Lexx, how we loved thee..
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:39, archived)
# especially Kai...
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:44, archived)
# that was fun when they were sending smoke signals prior to him winning/whatever
*glued to box lol*
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:40, archived)
# smoke signals?
they picked her out of a miami real estate newspaper ad
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:43, archived)
[challenge entry] In that case choose the Lame Pope Black Smoke Chimney Hat !
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:42, archived)
# arf!
see the pope go up in smoke!
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:44, archived)
# I hope that's not leaving a carbon footprint
that would never do
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:47, archived)
# The Vatican is full of smut . . . or is that soot . . . . or both !
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:50, archived)
# what does the writing say?
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:19, archived)
# Lame Pope Black Smoke Chimney Hat
It's faked Latin . . .
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:20, archived)
# I think you're missing a verb there

and we all know which one

*wink*

*nudges*
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:03, archived)
# heheheh
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Topshop.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:41, archived)
# ta
certainly a fun one dressin' em up:)
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Pope Idol!
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:53, archived)
# I'm betting on Benny at Ladbrokes
:)
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Nicely shopped
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:44, archived)
# The New Mr. Peanut
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:15, archived)
# alex higgins?
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Skippy for short !
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:19, archived)
# arf....reminds me of early Fleetwood Mac shot
squishy fun
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Green on the inside . . .
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Didn't your parents warn you about Skippy men?
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:20, archived)
# they tried
but they both fell down a well
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Now they're super extra crunchy too !
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:25, archived)
# The warning's on the label . . . I'm a lergic !
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Have some candy instead...
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:30, archived)
# It sticks to the roof of my house !
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:31, archived)
# hahaha
loses it's flavour though....(overnight)
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Best stick with the bedpost !
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:49, archived)
# He's tapping his feet in time to the music I have playing
#postrockblog
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Rats . . . nothing found !
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:25, archived)
# let's take a closer look

(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Peanut butter molecular structures in super enzymic action !
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Digested peanut butter bubble gum... :D-O *pop*
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Kinda like the anti-acid . . .
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:37, archived)
# NUT
QUANTA
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Chunky ftw!
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Yes you are correct . . . he could put on some weight !
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:28, archived)
# SUPER CHUNK

(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:03, archived)
# SUPPER FUNK
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] night night, sweet dreams :-)
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:15, archived)
# "Bugger!"
:D
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:16, archived)
# The child looks horrified
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:17, archived)
# That poor child will never make it to Cataclysm !
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Who can sleep with all those bells ringing?
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:21, archived)
# he'll be scarred for life
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:22, archived)
# That poor sod.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:32, archived)
# I like to think
they all committed mass suicide by hanging themselves.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:51, archived)
# I would like to buy one of these please

(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Holy shit
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:06, archived)
# he's curled out a brown halo
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:07, archived)
# 2 more days
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:07, archived)
# don't worry
it'll be wednesday before you know it
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Couldn't we, like, pray for it to come round a bit quicker?
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:14, archived)
# praying does nothing
except make your palms sweat
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:16, archived)
# you're thinking of something else.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:05, archived)
# it is getting somewhat tiresome
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:56, archived)
# not soon enough...I think I've liked* 3 posts from this challenge

*and I'm being generous
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:14, archived)
# i'm with you there
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:16, archived)
# I must just say,
I haven't entered the pope

Which isn't so much a euphemism as a statement of indifference about this week's compo
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:19, archived)
# The problem is that as one compo ends another starts
now that's not to say compos are bad, but when you have a string of them together things can get a bit painful around here.

I say let's go Old Skool - 16k graphics, vikings and kittens, Apple have an App for that! etc.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:15, archived)
# no, no, NO!
how many times must i say DRAGONS?
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Well I approve of this, too!
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:19, archived)
# *glees*
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:21, archived)
# And as for Sharks get thee to SYFY channel on Sky tomorrow night
Malibou Shark Attack (Goblin Sharks)
all in glorious 3D-models-and-poor-script-a-rama vision.
Best chuckle you'll have in a long time.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw1u_Wcr5bk

Oh and I think Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus is doing the rounds too.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:24, archived)
# seen it 3 times in the last month :)
EDIT: can't access youtube, but i've seen mega shark vs giant octopus twice, too
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:26, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:22, archived)
# at least he's house-trained
keep him away from parks though
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:13, archived)
# sigh
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Scoop e doop e doo !
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Bin dun...in the 1930s...


No credit for me guv - John Heartfield in 1930s Germany - first photoshop genius bien sur!
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 19:49, archived)
# this is a nice pic
but if you didn't do it yourself, it may be a good idea to put it on /links instead
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 19:51, archived)
#
Really wanted to have this in the pope challenge as its salient and cutting and he would have been B3TA all the way - Heartfield died in 1968! can't do that as a link but had no intention of taking credit. Look up his other pics.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 19:55, archived)
# i have no problem with either the pic or your motives for posting
but there are some folk on here who definitely don't take too kindly to posting stuff you haven't done yourself.
still, the board is a bit slow, so hopefully you'll be left in peace :)
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 19:58, archived)
#
woop bring it on! maybe i should have just had hulk hogan with laser eyes whacked on it... or stuck crazy horse eyes... that would have been far cleverer... or just nicked the image ;-)
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:10, archived)
# i've tried being polite
but you're clearly a cunt, so i give up.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:11, archived)
# I'd like to see Hulk Hogan and his laser eyes :-
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:13, archived)
# you are an utter tool
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:02, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:08, archived)
# :D (best ever)
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:22, archived)
# That's a nice picture,
but entering it into the 'image challenge' suggests you made it yourself.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:11, archived)
# accurate to a tee
pre-Philips heads
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:15, archived)
# It is a good picture.
Despite everything else.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:15, archived)
# REJECT! (The picture too)
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:16, archived)
#

(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:20, archived)
# A guru message
Haven't seen one in ages
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:01, archived)
# I should hope not!
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Ooh nostalgia.
I'm going to get the newest Amiga emulator that they keep emailing me about just for one of these!
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:23, archived)
# 'Ning B3ta! What's your socksuality tonight?
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 19:39, archived)
# apparently, i'm asocksual
being as i don't own a pair of socks
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 19:40, archived)
# socks are good!
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 19:47, archived)
# i hate socks
i can't stand the feel of them on my feet, they make my toes claustrophobic
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 19:49, archived)
# i used to be like this
but then discovered the joys of brightly coloured odd socks under smart and sensible work suits. it's like playtime for your feets!
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 19:52, archived)
# my toes spread themselves out constantly if i wear socks
on the plus side, i've got soles like steel
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 19:54, archived)
# ah, soles
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:15, archived)
# pfff
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:18, archived)
# christ
i never want to smell your shoes
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 21:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
(, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 9:25, archived)
# You
are very silly.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 19:43, archived)
# SOX!
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 19:46, archived)
# This full of socksy fun
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 19:44, archived)
# sock it to me!
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 19:45, archived)
# I approve
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:03, archived)
# homosocks have holes in the rear
heterosocks have holes in the front
bisocks just need replacing :)
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:11, archived)
# At the moment, I'm an asocksual

a/s/s?
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:12, archived)
# I am currently heterosocksual
it's a fashion statement
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Sketchup 7.1 & Vray
Forced to use for first time today...

Slighty Bigger
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 19:38, archived)
# strange looking rocket!
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 19:40, archived)
# is that a wicker wang?
ribbed for her pleasure?
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 19:41, archived)
# :) That's the idea ...
...Or a chinese finger puzzle gone wrong
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 19:45, archived)
# heheh
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Vnice
/seewhatididthere;)
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Vclever :)
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Proposal for a new garden for a client?
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Pope-Boy model 3000
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:16, archived)
# Is there much joystick waggling invovled?
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:17, archived)
# oh, looooooooads
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:24, archived)
# A veritable Daley Thompson's Decathlon
:D
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:44, archived)
# i'm sure this will prove popeular with the teenagers
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:18, archived)
# spang you
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:25, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:26, archived)
# I don't understand this at all.
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:26, archived)
# OOF
My gf has completed fallout about 4 times including the Downloadable content. hahaha
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:33, archived)
# only once myself
but i saved it at the end to get the 3 endings
(, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:37, archived)

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