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[challenge entry] iock iuck
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:28, archived)
# She's not holding it right - Ask Steve (blow) Jobs
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:30, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:33, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:35, archived)
#

(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Hello, popular sausage!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:46, archived)
# crikey
I hope nothing sexy happens
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:51, archived)
# You must have had fun
looking for adequate source pictures for that.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] been a while ;)


and quite likely to have bindun.

jazz hams.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:07, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:07, archived)
# This is the most blatant case of touching the ham I have seen in a long time
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Honey roast to!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:10, archived)
# That's just sick!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:19, archived)
# tis tasty, ashally
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Next you'll be saying evil things like
smoked and rolled in breadcrumbs gah! tis evil I tell thee, burn the hamtouchers! burn them all!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Oh and how to confuse ham-touchers? call them a ham-toucher :D
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:30, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Ham Time !
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:13, archived)
# stop
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:26, archived)
# DARK hams??
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:25, archived)
[challenge entry]


fuck it, why NOT compo it
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:26, archived)
# can i lick your hams?
this compo is starting to show definite signs of promise
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:32, archived)
# you'll need one of these:
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Winosaur

Will rainbow for food.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:43, archived)
# MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
where have you been? i totally missed you (nohomo)
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Cretacious City Blues, man.
Bummer.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Ha!
I knew the little fuck would end up on the streets, begging and drinking white cider!

HA!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:45, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Thas . . . hic . . . schweet schtuff !
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Sundrop?!!!
I never thought it would come to this. Poor Sundrop. Poor, poor Sundrop.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:48, archived)
# He'll be back to his old tricks before you know it.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:50, archived)
# YAY! *glees*
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Yay! That's all of the logic
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:32, archived)
# I am he!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Woo Mu :D
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Tramp is the new black.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:00, archived)
# he's gone all phil mitchell on us
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:05, archived)
# Hahah:D
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:10, archived)
# You're so behind the times man!
He's totally a crackhead now!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Stick him in a kilt
And give him a bottle of Buckie.

He'll be sleeping in his own piss and vomit by teatime.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:25, archived)
# :((
:))
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:53, archived)
# yaay!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 20:23, archived)
# winner
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] evening.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:27, archived)
# has somebody spunked over that vomit?
I thought I was the only one who did that
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:28, archived)
# It is quite normal here in the Fens.
As is eating hedgehogs, fucking your sister and cat burning.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:33, archived)
# I like the fact that it has been carefully aimed to form the shape of an ice-cream
kind of like putting a shamrock on Guinness
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:34, archived)
# I must confess
the sauce pic was plastic fake puke.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:37, archived)
# you just aren't dedicated enough Captn
*tuts*
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Well, this one has either spunk or teeth in it:
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:36, archived)
# spunk puke and scat teeth
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:46, archived)
# At least it's reusable . . .
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:40, archived)
# I thought diced carrot was the traditional mystery ingredient,
the mystery being how diced carrot always ends up in vomit, no matter how long it's been since the vomiter last ate carrots.

The answer is: it's bits of stomach lining.

Yes, the inside of your stomach is bright orange, just like a snorkel parka.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 20:33, archived)
# one too many?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:13, archived)
[challenge entry] it's two letters.....sue me.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:54, archived)
# pfft
he looks jolly
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Look at the pincers on that!
is that what they look like? I daredn't google
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:55, archived)
# I tineye'd
It's a mongolian death worm, made by one Takeshi Yamada, known for his curious taxidermy creations.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:01, archived)
# genuine lol!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:01, archived)
# happy little bugger
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Tickled !
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:25, archived)
[challenge entry] TJ'ing a pea
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Billiant!
This should win. Hearty chortles.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 21:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Frankenswein: n, (Middle Eur.) A nightmarish creature, dangling sausages and bacon, that appears in the dreams of tortured vegetarians
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:31, archived)
# Schwein

Lest you mean Franken's wine, of course
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:34, archived)
# But but but
I'm only allowed to change one letter. Frankenswine?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Krankenstein

(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:38, archived)
# It's ok.
It's the German Gothic spelling....
*frantically closes the wikipedia page*
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:43, archived)
# \o/

(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:49, archived)
# hehe
this isn't worth it's own thread and doesn't fit the compo brief anyway

(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:46, archived)
# Of course it does
Just change the title to "Up yours, Tigger!"

Edit: Although that's not really one word.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:41, archived)
# yikes
dangling sausages!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:29, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:32, archived)
# That's what I'll call my bbq-pincers from now on

(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:35, archived)
# I would like to try that on my friends !
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:42, archived)
#

(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:26, archived)
# No, I'm Jeremy.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:28, archived)
# I'm Jeremy, and so is my Mare
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Moooooooooleeeeeeey!!!!
Where've you been, how are you...er....*click*...gosh so much to say!!!

\O/

:D:D
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Ninj! Hooray!
I've been super busy - in a good way....

Back to normal tomorrow I hope.
Speak then must dash.....

:D

(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Do they ALL need a poo?
Clicky clicky
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:32, archived)
# pffft!
'So's my Horse' makes it!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:32, archived)
# It's true . . . everybody wants to be Jeremy !
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:41, archived)
# :DD
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Compo it!
:D Woo!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:31, archived)
# D-:
that's frightening even to think about
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Cartoon.

And some smut.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:00, archived)
# So they throw the dagger in
and smut comes out?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:07, archived)
# something like that.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Thought so
Evil whirlpools are known to reward kind deeds like dagger dropping with pictures of massive norks.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Now you're just taking tha'byss.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:22, archived)
# That's my kind of whirlpool.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:21, archived)
# And if it isn't;
You're probably the smut that flies out of it.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:22, archived)
# That's my kind of me.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Have you seen Cute overload today
Time to sue them :)
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:55, archived)
# is that the..
Helga and the hamster movie remake?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 22:28, archived)
# They're so gonna to get sued.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Hooray for smut!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 18:56, archived)
# *Monicle Pop*
I say
(, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 0:43, archived)
[challenge entry] fat
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:31, archived)
# I wouldn't out it past them
battered marsbars....
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:32, archived)
# social spastics
woo!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Arfage! :D
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Nice.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:41, archived)
# I was born in glasgow
and there arent that many fat people.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:43, archived)
# That's because you ate them all, fatty.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Maybe they're in de Nile.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:48, archived)
# When you say "there aren't that many"
it implies that someone has claimed to know how many there are.
That's not correct, fatty.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:48, archived)
# I think they all had a day out
in Farnborough Morrisons today.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:49, archived)
# bor? I don't get it.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Bor-tay-toes!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Boil 'em, mash 'em, put 'em in a stewpermarket.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:52, archived)
#
I thought all the fat people in Farnborough Morrisons worked there
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:07, archived)
# No, they just can't get out again.
Until they open the loading bay.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:29, archived)
#
I'll be down in Southwood later, will push some of the displays a little closer together and watch panic ensue
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:41, archived)
# bit out of date but:
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Wow, imagine how fat they'll be now!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Frozen block of lard, dipped in batter and deep-fried.
With chips.
Twice.
For breakfast.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Arf!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:12, archived)
# *nervous laughter*
8)
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:16, archived)
# I'm too thick to know what this was :(
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Anyone who's anybody knows
That's the Devon County crest! pfffft!
(, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Win
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:32, archived)
# loverly
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:33, archived)
# This is how it's done sheeple.
*click*
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] 8D
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:37, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Shallowed Grounds !
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:38, archived)
# *sniff* Brings back special memories.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:40, archived)
# hahahah, brilliant
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Bless you, HappyToast.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:43, archived)
# I've used that child on more than one occasion


I especially like your lightning
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Scribbly lightning is always the best lightning.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:47, archived)
# !!!!!!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:00, archived)
# COME PLAY WITH US

(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:34, archived)
# That thing that's climbing out of the floor
I've seen them in a garden centre as an alternative to a garden gnome.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 13:10, archived)
# HAHAHA!!
*breathes in*
(, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 5:40, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Now I'm hipponotized !
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Brilliant!
I'm playing this as a one-armed bandit-type thing... press escape and see what luvverly picture you get :ยฌ)
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Hold the melons.
Pfft.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:44, archived)
# I'm almost unable to reply
as I try to recognise everything.

Brill.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:48, archived)
# heh
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:25, archived)
# This
wins
(, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 7:27, archived)
# Iggy
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:11, archived)
# I approve of those breasts
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:17, archived)
# As the actress said to the bishop!
What?

Oh.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:18, archived)
# I don't.
...I don't approve of any of it.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:19, archived)
# I agree
they look excellent for a woman of her age, still got a bit of heft about them
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Even the fish is glued to the tube !
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Benny Hill is on...what do you expect?!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Alfred Hitchcock . . .
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:33, archived)
# I knew you were a rear window kinda guy.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Here's lookin' at you . . . West By West North !
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:37, archived)
# The bird has a gun!
Let's get the fuck outta here.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:41, archived)
# There is a strong family resemblance between Dad and the dog!
should we be worried?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:24, archived)
# They all look the same, due to a failed social structure.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:27, archived)
# dad and mum look at bit similar too.
was this taken in norfolk?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:29, archived)
# No, but I did use a cartoon camera.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:34, archived)
# My doggy doesn't wear glasses
so they're lying when they say
that pets look like their owners
aren't they.

/John Hegley
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:41, archived)
# I'd forgotten all about John Hegley.
I used to quite like some of his stuff.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:54, archived)
# He was brilliant
saw him live several times in the 90s. No idea if he's any good these days or not.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:58, archived)
# That's lovely.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:29, archived)
# It can be used as a generic greeting card.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:31, archived)
# That's awful.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:46, archived)
# I know...
...the Guinness suggests he has a drinking problem.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:49, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:40, archived)
# o/
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Ace

I used to live in a flat where the mice would come out and watch telly with us.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:44, archived)
# More cheeze pleeze.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:47, archived)
# I like to think it's a giant robotic cockroach
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 17:19, archived)
# The rather easy tube station name challenge thingy....................
Of sorts etc and so forth



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(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:09, archived)
# hahaha
Baker's Treat?
?
Jubilee
King's Cross
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:10, archived)
# 2 out of 4
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Bakerloo
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Hurrah yes
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:18, archived)
# chancery lane?
*shrug*
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:22, archived)
#
Oh dear, Bakerloo, Chancery Lane, Jubilee, Kings cross
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Winner!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Mornington Crescent!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:18, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Mornington Crescent!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Mind piss and refreshage!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Jackie Chan has obviously progressed in his english classes.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Yeah, he used to say 'Borrocks'.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Jubliee and Bakerloo aren't stations.
They're lines.

Though that doesn't really detract that much.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:41, archived)
# I particularly enjoyed
Chan Sweary Lane
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Some silliness before hometime :)
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:03, archived)
# haha
fabbo
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:09, archived)
# woo
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:31, archived)
# This beats all, man.
Double clickage.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Pimpernickel
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:56, archived)
# This is breadsploitation now, beatch!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:57, archived)
# ^This^
hahahahahahaha!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Bob Holiness
as requested by Griffy


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(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:46, archived)
# I'm sorry but I just have to say it
I'll have a P please, Bob.

*feels dirty but relieved*
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:49, archived)
# I'd like an E
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:49, archived)
# I'll Heaven 'ell please
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Could I have an H please, Bob.
Actually, no - make that an M.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:55, archived)
# hehehe
marvelous!

are you my bitch now?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:08, archived)
# looks that way :(
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:12, archived)
# haha
GO FETCH ME SOME SKITTLES AND TAKE OUT ALL THE RED ONES!

- only joking! (Take out the yellow ones) ;D
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:18, archived)
# can I have a woo
please Bob
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:10, archived)
# "I'll have an X"
"There is no X on the board"
"If you know what's good for you, you'll turn that letter into mine"
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:24, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Cool stuff
I'm definatly a fan now
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Headbangers unite!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:01, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:05, archived)
# heh.
i like the look of glee the moment before he smashes his face into the ground.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 20:27, archived)
#
Yay


Bin dun?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Look at you, you found something on the internet.
Well done you.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:13, archived)
#
I also spelt been wrong too if you didn't notice.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:14, archived)
# has what bindun?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:15, archived)
# posting an image
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:19, archived)
# oh I've done that
IT WASN'T FUNNY THEN AND IT ISN'T FUNNY NOW!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:42, archived)
# I think someone on BBC News did this exact same thing yesterday,
what a pisser
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Why are people laughing at a man with cerebral palsy
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Because he like to wipe poo on himself
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:19, archived)
# clearly this man needs assistance
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:21, archived)
# or, being British
we prefer to say... ARSEsistance

badum-tshhhh
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:24, archived)
# poor Tom
has the board CSS borked for everyone or just me?
edit: back now - ignore me. Oh you were.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
# and you are? ;)
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:34, archived)
# nobody
just nobody
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:45, archived)
# welcome to b3ta ;)
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:45, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:09, archived)
#
what?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:34, archived)
# *presses escape to catch him
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:04, archived)
# All I want in the moon upon a stick
just to see what it is.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:28, archived)

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