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# MUSIC


BEEP BOOP BOOP DOOP DOOP
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:11, archived)
# *boop* *boop* *boop* *boop*
*bleeeeeeeeeeeekrkrkkkrkkzkkzkzkzkkzkkzz*

*boop*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:19, archived)
# BLEEP BOOP BLEEP
*likes*
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:23, archived)
# boop synthy boop
(square wave generator)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Yayyyyyy
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:36, archived)
# not bad.
why is the cat unhappy?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:38, archived)
# *bee boop boop boo beep beep*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:41, archived)
# I love 'A Place You Shouldn't Be' and 'Oh' :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:42, archived)
# CHEER UP YOU FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:08, archived)
# :D
Very kind, I am enjoying this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:42, archived)
# ha, good stuff
Eastern Forest is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:59, archived)
# This is really well produced.
I want to play this viddygam.

Also you should whack it on /links, Youtubes

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:06, archived)
# catface don't like reggae!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Love it!
*downloads other stuff*
edit: MPH for the win.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 19:23, archived)
# WHY ARE YOU SO SHIT?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Here's a photo of my band

It's not shopped
The Sound Criminals
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)
# no Kid Rock unshopped
'p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:15, archived)
# I hate every ape I see, from Chimpan A to Chimpanzee
no you'll never make a minky outta meeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)
# awww
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:28, archived)
# oh waiter, there's a minky in me soop
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# stop
minkying around
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Is that a banana in your pants or
are you just happy to see an erection in your pants?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:32, archived)
# that 'erection' happens to be my son
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Gave me a kiss :D
(herman:D, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Well
hello there sexy - reminds me of an old girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:31, archived)
# na-uhh
i wanna second series
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:10, archived)
# DOCTOR ZAIUS DOCTOR ZAIUS
DOCTOR ZAIUS DOCTOR ZAIUS
DOCTOR ZAIUS DOCTOR ZAIUS
DOCTOR ZAIUS
DOCTOR ZAIUS DOCTOR ZAIUS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Help please


Suggestions gratefully received - and yes - that does make you my caption supplying bitches!!! :-)

EDIT I KNOW I AM NOT EXACTLY HAPPYTOAST STANDARD BUT IF ANY OF YOU WANT TO USE THIS WITH A CAPTION OF YOUT CHOICE PLEASE FEEL FREE
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:39, archived)
# YOU ONLY WANT ME OUT OF THE WAY SO YOU CAN FELCH EACH OTHER ALL NIGHT LONG
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:43, archived)
# HAHA
Whilst I may not be able to put that in the version for the local shop, I will do a version of this just for you
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:47, archived)
# haha
CHEERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:51, archived)
# CAN I BORROW SOME YEAST?!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:45, archived)
# what? :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)
# NO I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND A 10PM CURFEW ISN'T GOING TO WORK
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:46, archived)
# ooooo nice one
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:47, archived)
# RIGHT, WHO PUT SUPERGLUE ON OUR HIPS?
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:47, archived)
# FECK!!
where's my tin hat?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:51, archived)
# I want a helicopter for christmas
because Rudolph is a fucking wanker and tries to bum me every time I turn my back
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:47, archived)
# That's the brown nose reindeer!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:50, archived)
# I'm 15 of course I'm going to empty my sack on yer carpet
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:50, archived)
# HAHA
Per Griffy up the thread :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:52, archived)
# How long 'til Christmas :D
www.auburn.edu/~vestmon/xmas_cnt.htm
(herman:D, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:50, archived)
#
"how the **** are we supposed to deliver presents with our wrists glued to our hips?"
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:50, archived)
# WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE, GET THE FUCK OUT ME HOOSE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:52, archived)
# HE COMES


Ḧe ẅho Waịs Behind Thẽ Wall. ZALGO
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:54, archived)
# i don't care that he didn't get his bike last year
calling me a cnut isn't gonna get him one this year either
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:55, archived)
# hahhaa
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
# I'M HERE FOR THE FLIPPER-HAND-SOCIETY ANNUAL MEETING
THERE BETTER BE SOME FUCKING BOOZE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:59, archived)
#
"I'm going to smash the whole capitalist free enterprise system by giving it all away free!"
(Benson Jutton, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:59, archived)
# errrmmm....
isn't that what he supposed to do anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:01, archived)
# GIVE ME A MINCE PIE OR I'M GOING TO CUT MYSELF AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:00, archived)
# WHICH ONE OF YOUR CUNTS ORDERED THE SANTAGRAM?
AND WHY AREN'T YOU NAKED?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:01, archived)
# What do you mean you 'expected me to be taller?'
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:02, archived)
# This might just be the "polite" winner.....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Oh please!
I will buy a calender and everything!!!
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Which of you two cunts
shaved my beard off?
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:03, archived)
# WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M ADOPTED?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Have you forgotten I'm still under house arrest?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:07, archived)
# I WAS HALFWAY NOTH POLE WHEN I NOTICED I LEFT THE FUCKING DOOR KEYS ON YOUR SHELF.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:07, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)
# "What do you mean, you don't like your wigs? Next year you're fucking getting nothing, you ungrateful cunts!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:08, archived)
# "Not only am I almost an adult, but I deliver toys to millions of children at Christmas time. I should be allowed to have a wank in peace."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Sexual abuse equals no presents.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:09, archived)
# I've put all your presents under the tree. One of the boxes contains a nail-bomb, dog-shit and wasps. Good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:23, archived)
# But I'm too old to believe in Santa?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Well crap! I keep forgetting who's naughty and nice
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:30, archived)
# THANK YOU EVERYBODY
NOW MY PROBLEM IS THERE ARE DOZENS OF BRILLIANT CAPTIONS.

I WILL HAVE TO DO A SET OF CHRISTMAAS CARDS WITH THEM ALL ON

MANY THANKS PEOPLE
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)
# The restraining order states that you aren't allowed within 2 miles of Rudolph.
So fuck off so I can do my job.
Also, take that picture of Rudolph down, it's fucking weird.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:27, archived)
# "Next Year We're Going Pagan, Right!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:35, archived)
# "What do you fucking mean you want to see some ID you old bastards, can't you see I'm your Gnome-Carer!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Tell your wife to shave her fucking legs
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:40, archived)
# trick or fucking treat!
senile old bats
(TROLLING AWAY living under a post ironic bridge, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 16:24, archived)
# woz bored at work :D reel photo sunday:D
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(herman:D, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:52, archived)
# :D
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(herman:D, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:53, archived)
# You work in Marioland!
Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:54, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:55, archived)
# What is work, herman?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:54, archived)
# I reckon Herman is Bruce Willis's personal airduct builder
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:58, archived)
# air conditioner :D
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(herman:D, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:03, archived)
#
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(herman:D, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Th-th-th-that's all, folks!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:17, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:32, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Haha:D
(herman:D, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 15:08, archived)
# reminds me of my last colonoscopy
except for flying sparks
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:21, archived)
#
Photobucket
*walks away, hoping nobody will notice*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:43, archived)
# I smell burning pussy
now where can it be?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:48, archived)
# ^this Hahahaha:D
(herman:D, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Me :D
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(herman:D, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Gods, you're ugly
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:33, archived)
# thanks :D
(herman:D, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:47, archived)
# you work in the biggest, emptiest and cleanest warehouse i've ever seen
no wonder you get bored!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:16, archived)
# it had asbestos in the warehouse :(
(herman:D, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Spent all of yesterday polishing your tube?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Put it on YouTube
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:58, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Hahahaha:D
(herman:D, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:04, archived)
# spang!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:41, archived)
# lazy bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:06, archived)
# also this happened a bit more recently
we have a coffee van come round and a chap i work with gets really excited about having his cappuccino, this particular morning it was pretty much all he talked about until the dixie horn sounded and off he shot to get his fix, i think he was too excited and in his verve to sit down and have a nice coffee he did this -



oh how we laughed! the buttons on the touchpad still don't work
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:09, archived)
# massive clutz ;(
EDIT: I've heard if you bury wet electronic devices in dry rice for a time, all the moisture will be sucked out=device works ok again

I can imagine exceptions to that, however
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:11, archived)
# damn i think we were all out of dry rice at the time!
we did strip the laptop down completely and got all the coffee out, i think something shorted on the motherboard cos everything else works ok and it's all dried out now
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:19, archived)
# yea--fried components are the exceptions I mentioned
for those, soak it in salsa
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Had to do that before
Sat next to someone with dexterity problems, she regularly spilled her tea. I became quite proficient in stripping down ergonomic keyboards, rinsing them out and rebuilding them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:33, archived)
# then she'd be indebted, of course ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:38, archived)
# and give him a hand job with her wobbly hand
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:44, archived)
# always sit next to the Parkinson's lady when you can
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:03, archived)
# The horror.
The horror.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:12, archived)
# hahahaha:D
(herman:D, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:15, archived)
# coffee ---> screen
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:15, archived)
# poor Mark
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:27, archived)
# fuck mark, miserable smelly lazy ugly fat old cunt
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:29, archived)
# plus one of his kids looks like Anthony Hopkins in 10 Rillington Place
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:31, archived)
# *googles*
edit - hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:35, archived)
# I did that yesterday and magically managed to avoid both my external hard drives
and my laptop by no more than 2cm.

It was a bit of a mad panic to make a dam around them though.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:31, archived)
# coffee.....van are you serious? This thing exists. god help us.:.. mobile starbucks
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:19, archived)
#
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Ahahaha ace
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
# yur puta is bwoken
:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Don't know why...


EDIT: Sorry, I was sent it and was told it was original. My bad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:46, archived)
# LSD - the best of times, the worst of times.
Woo to pic, also.

EDIT: My regards are now forwarded to the original artist.


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:50, archived)
# I don't know why you've posted a page
from incredibly popular webcomic xkcd without explaining what you've changed either.

/is probably missing something
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Too subtle for me
xkcd.com/790/
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:52, archived)
# The plot thickens.
Congeals, even. Less cornflour next time.
Either Fr McGwier is the brains behins XKCD, or the flames are going start...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:56, archived)
# My favourite bit is how the file name hasn't even changed.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:57, archived)
# I had a student who photocopied my 1st-year thesis
and pasted it into his thesis. His refence numbers ran 1,2,3,4,42,43,44,5.
Cheating shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Amazing
How is Sydney and things like that
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Sydney's grand, albeit rainy.
I missed out on a permanent job here, so I will likely be moving in the next year or so, possibly to somewhere else here or New Zealand, depending on the jobs that turn up. Otherwise, it's treating us well.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Here is an amusing comic that I thought of and then drew on my own
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:56, archived)
# hahahahaah
that guy is a right cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:34, archived)
# BURN 'IM!!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Oh dear...
I'll get my cloak.

(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Rumbled!
Did you honestly think nobody else read xkcd?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Mistakes are mistakes, man.
But you have been here an awfully long time..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Yes...
I'm a quiet chap tho'. I don't post often but like others creations. Butt fucked up on that one. Oh well
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Nobody died.
All is well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Thanks Captain H
I screwup all the time. Hit me with a flaming hammer when needed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:30, archived)
# yea, the rule is to post only work that you, yourself, have had a hand in creating or modifying
and that need not be a huge amount.

Don't let this bug you. Come back with more stuff, K?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Ta ellis18
I have stuff but never post...too personal. (Not THAT kind of stuff, BTW)
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:43, archived)
# That would be from xkcd which is all kinds of woo
Mostly
(PoorLumpyPony, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:05, archived)
# more Dammit Jim, dammit
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:42, archived)
# ohhh, a wise guy!
wyyyy I oughta . ..
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:42, archived)
# haha
HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Ha! What a lightweight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:04, archived)
# yea, on beer of all things :(
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Curly's the cheapest of dates..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:12, archived)
# i know, it's pretty terrible
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:59, archived)
# terrible is desired for these dodos ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Cylon Moe is confused by his comrades' strange attire.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:14, archived)
# nothing strange about HIS though
sure
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Screen-Cat is watching you wank
watching you licking your



Click for sodding massive! (227 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:22, archived)
# White cats ftw!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:27, archived)
# white catz need white mize
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:29, archived)
# COK !

* Coffee On Keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Strawberry Field Mice forever..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:32, archived)
# or as John and George found out
maybe not quite forever
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:45, archived)
# cat is stealing all your silk cut
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:26, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:47, archived)
# hahaha
this is now my desktop
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Ed Milliband
What planet is he from???

(Benson Jutton, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Cuntibular 9
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Gort!
Klaatu, barada, nikto.

EDIT: posted in correct reply chain, this time..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:24, archived)
# bit quiet this morning
.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:12, archived)
# And why not
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Eh-Oh
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:14, archived)
# naughty noo noo
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:18, archived)
# cock n' balls!
i've clearly spent too long on b3ta if the first thing i saw was cock n' balls
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:35, archived)
# I thought that...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:36, archived)
# exactly!
same colour and everything
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Indelible imagery is now indelible.
8'(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:38, archived)
# some mind bleach, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:46, archived)
# *swigs*
*regrets*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:57, archived)
# understandable sir, this one's not usually administered orally
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:10, archived)
# again! again!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:15, archived)
# You should try living over here - it's always quiet on /board/...
Shitty rotating planet.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:15, archived)
# well that's you own fault for living on the wrong side of the world
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:16, archived)
# One day, we'll turn it over and then we'll see who's laughing!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*returns to volcano lair*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:18, archived)
# rotating planet?
don't talk crazy
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:52, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:15, archived)
# I feel sorry for the crowd below:
"Time for Tubby custard!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:15, archived)
[challenge entry] something for the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Tim lovejoy is such a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:10, archived)
# i don't doubt it for a minute
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:15, archived)
# *pretends to run in slow-motion*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:13, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Morning b3ta:D
www.dagorret.net/2010/06/07/very-cute-cat/
(herman:D, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Mungle!
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:00, archived)
# NING B3TA!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:00, archived)
# good meowning
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Derp.


Quick and dirty as I'm stuck with pixlr.
(Rykan, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Ed's looking a tad pasty, these days..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 9:55, archived)
# 4 chan ------>
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:08, archived)
# You seriously don't think
The faces are at all similar?
(Rykan, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Can someone please explain to me what the fuck that grinning face is all about?
Whenever I see it I automatically think if 4chan, which is annoying me, but what the fuck is it's origin and why is it considered (by some) to be funny?

Edit: Actually, don't bother I'm probably cooler for not knowing.
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)
# It's the face of a successful troll.
And ignorance is never cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 13:52, archived)
# The past and the future
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 7:34, archived)
# Why is it always popeing in your pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Trademark
A trademark or trade mark or trade-mark is a distinctive sign or indicator used by an individual, business organization, or other legal entity to identify that the products or services to consumers with which the trademark appears originate from a unique source, and to distinguish its products or services from those of other entities.

And my trademarks are: Obama, Pope, Poop, Chicken ... not exactly all time in this order.

I will put this also on my profile page, so you will be remembered all time.
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:36, archived)
# You hate Obama & The Pope.
We get it, dude.
Try something else & give us/yourself a break.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 9:52, archived)
# I thought Obama WAS the pope?
And high panjandrum of the Illuminati, a lizard from space and chair of the Jewish capitalist hegemony that secretly runs the world via tunnels through the hollow earth from Nepal.
And fake moon landings and stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:10, archived)
# *reaches for Baco-Foil*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:11, archived)
# I've got the colander at the ready - do I need to plug the holes with foil too?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:13, archived)
# It's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:16, archived)
# No,
the holes are smaller than the wavelength of the radio waves and allow hot air to escape.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:17, archived)
# That's what they want you to think..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:19, archived)
# That's what you think they want you to think, I think.
NO MORE THINKING.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:24, archived)
# You'd like that, wouldn't you?
The Colonel's in league with the Thought Police!
Ha! I knew it!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:31, archived)
# In league?
You underestimate me. Now, how about a little confession. Makes it much easier in the long run...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:33, archived)
# *dobs in friends & work colleagues*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:53, archived)
# *Pardons and offers job in the Thought Police*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 4:56, archived)
# this is indeed nasty
on the other hand . . .
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 4:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 5:51, archived)
# mad eye moodys back i see!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 8:32, archived)
# oh fuck, this scared me
wowsers

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 4:59, archived)
# Mister Hin! You're back!

Also: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
or maybe just wWWWWwwWWWWWWwWWWwwwWWWwwWWWWWWWW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 5:01, archived)
# your upper image is doing HEE HAW thing, looks like
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 5:03, archived)
# I never went anywhere, honey
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 5:06, archived)
# This would make it hard for when you put your money where your mouth is
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 5:07, archived)
# And sing in harmony, harmony, oh ohhhhhhh....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 5:12, archived)
# MILF, Jimmy Buffett. MILF, Jimmy Buffett. MILF, Jimmy Buffett. MILF, Jimmy Buffett.
By the way, you've managed to break me out of my depression. B3TA is a safe haven from the suck ass thing called "the world".
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 5:12, archived)
# 2 of my favorited youtube clips contain yodeling
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 5:13, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 5:49, archived)
# I want this music
the first track: 'get along little doggies' music

second track: Susan Boyle off her meds

third track: Susan off her meds singing the first track

that's all I could handle 'p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 5:58, archived)
# YO, YOOOOO, I'M A COWBOY NOW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 6:06, archived)
# !
Raising Arizona Theme by Carter Burwell - 'Way Out There' Full Version

Crazy yodeling
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:55, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RSCSw_VwIs&feature=player_embedded#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 6:01, archived)
#
GrowlyBeatums, 1 year ago
"i think its sad and pathetic that i have watched this enough to be frustrated by the fact that one of the center pepperonis is out of symmetry with an otherwise perfect looking pizza."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 6:17, archived)
# Is she saying "CAKE - HOLE"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 8:31, archived)
# I beg to differ
I think she's saying Asssssssssssssss Hooooooooooole, like the baby in Meet the Fockers.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 9:55, archived)
# scary :D
(herman:D, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 8:59, archived)
# Shocking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 9:15, archived)
# The Corinthian lives!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 9:50, archived)
# hahahahahaha
hahahahaahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:20, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 12:27, archived)
# is it sexeh tiem yet?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 4:17, archived)
# So hot right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 4:21, archived)
# Looks a little like Sarah Palin in a blur
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 4:32, archived)
# this is Sarah

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 4:34, archived)
# I know who that is. That sums up the state of affairs in America quite nicely.
I've just listened to this, and now I want to die.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnY2uMA1Alk&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 4:36, archived)
# Christ on a bike...
Words cannot express the crushing dullness of that video.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 4:39, archived)
# this will win your soul back*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB4Nqv6atiw&feature=related

*not really
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 4:43, archived)
# I can feel that straw-coloured fluid seeping out of my ears.
Y'know, the one they tell you in first aid classes that means the patient is fucked.

On the subject of video, we've had one accepted for You've Been Framed, or whatever it is now.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 4:45, archived)
# These guys could make a mint.
They should sell these renditions to various companies' tech support as their music on hold.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 4:51, archived)
# Saves the companies a lot of money
if the callers hang up or top themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 4:54, archived)
# Maybe I can make up for the suffering you've endured.
It still includes silly organ music though.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxbZhmQKyO4


Wait, this is more exemplary of the band-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYW6EBkt12s&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 5:05, archived)
# you actually listened to the whole thing?
I raged
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 4:41, archived)
# No. I only listened to about ten seconds.
I'm looking for some extreme cheesey organ music. I can't find it. And the search is dreadful.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 5:00, archived)
# MIDI-fied tribute to the King
reminds me of Lawrence Welk music
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 4:44, archived)
# at least Lawrence Welk music has a twinkle of a soul to it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 5:03, archived)
# PALINSHAPE UR SO HOTT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 5:02, archived)
# So hot right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 5:24, archived)
# only a bit less twisted Sister Sara:

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 8:23, archived)
[challenge entry] ?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 3:30, archived)
# :)
btw, is the pandemonium in the front or back?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 3:33, archived)
# Both
Unfortunately
(I don't know if I'm coming or going)
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 3:38, archived)
# the smell should be a clue
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 3:43, archived)
# this is relevant
www.youtube.com/watch?v=skl1A21XnqY&NR=1
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 3:49, archived)
# hahah--I'm drunk
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 3:52, archived)
# you're a smelly tramp
your underpants, give them to me now
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 3:56, archived)
# I'll be sober tomorrow
but you'll still be Pedro Hin ;p

I've got some gum for you--here
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 3:59, archived)
# my real name is
[email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 4:01, archived)
# I've been gone a while, but
something makes me think you live here in the States--Maybe around St. Louis?
Edit: if not--disregard
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 4:04, archived)
# you are correct
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 4:06, archived)
# same here
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 4:08, archived)
# Saint Louis?
wait wait, you're closer to Rolla, right?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 4:17, archived)
# Correct
I guess we've had this conversation before, but I lose data in my brain ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 4:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Only in David's dreams...

Though, personally, I couldn't give a shit who their leader is - just as long as Labour stay out of power.

Apologies for extreme shitness. It's just a shame that Ed won't be saying the same thing.
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 3:55, archived)
# something to consider
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 3:10, archived)
# hahaha
fucking hell!
(JoePesky, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 3:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 3:42, archived)
# damn--wasted a $5 ride
(or whatever that converts to in your faraway land ;p)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 3:45, archived)
[challenge entry] MILISICK
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:02, archived)
# Quick! Call the Ghostbusters!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:03, archived)
# HE DID MILISICK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:09, archived)
# he won't get over this
I've seen gifs before

Edit, much later: See, I told you
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:17, archived)
# Willow the Sick.
'Ere, Mavis, this thing 'ere has thrown up over me boots again.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:23, archived)
# hehe sicks
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:53, archived)
# If this act had gone up against Susan Boyle, history would've taken an entirely different course.
OK, slightly different.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:56, archived)
# peek-a-puke!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 3:04, archived)
# THIS IS A BRILLIANT SICK!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 3:04, archived)
# hahahahha
(JoePesky, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 3:13, archived)
# fucking snarn
(JoePesky, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 3:12, archived)
# just some hideous junk for the wee hours
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:48, archived)
# Patrick Stewart has really let himself go.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:49, archived)
# aye--that he has
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:50, archived)
# Rupert Murdoch has let himself go
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:50, archived)
# Keith Richards has let himself go--oh
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:50, archived)
# This thread is dripping with mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:52, archived)
# http://www.freakingnews.com/Keith-Richards-Pictures-41961.asp
source of mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:52, archived)
# At his age, probably just a source of piss.
It truly is horrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:53, archived)
# Fix that and I might click it. It's too late to be faffing with copy/paste.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:57, archived)
# It would take me as long as it would you
so I guess it is a standoff ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:59, archived)
# Yeah, but you have more invested in this whole endeavor than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:01, archived)
# Ok you win
here then
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:06, archived)
# Status bar says no.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:07, archived)
# + the eraserhead baby
hidden at his left eye
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:52, archived)
# Pete Burns has really let himself go
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:53, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:56, archived)
# Helena Christensen has really let herself go.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:54, archived)
# is she still alive?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:01, archived)
# *shudders*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:03, archived)
# you mean shutters, as in mutton?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:16, archived)
# O FUCK NO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:09, archived)
# too enigmatic, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:10, archived)
# mmm!
more holes == more fun!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:10, archived)
# but you can only do one at a time
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:12, archived)
# as one wears out, you move on to the next
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:33, archived)
# my penis is out
haha
(JoePesky, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 3:17, archived)
# Maggie Thatcher
looks rather better with her new hair.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:26, archived)
# Having previously let herself go a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:33, archived)
# Oh yes
(Cosa Nostril, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:56, archived)
# Oh yes
ooh, tastey. Spelling is another matter, I feel, soz
(Cosa Nostril, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:57, archived)
# Dave,
You're my wife now.
(Cosa Nostril, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 3:50, archived)
# tineye has been haxored
www.tineye.com/search/c8762116be6e76575e770689688804e5dc22d995/

NOTE: these results will expire 72 hours after the time of this post
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 4:20, archived)
# I'm rissing on this because
I don't know what tineye is, etc

splain?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 5:02, archived)
# It is an index of billions of images which the tineye can match images it has indexed previously. (my brain is getting tired)
When you paste a link to an image file to tineye, it will find matching images and show the URLs and matching images
...or in this case, parts thereof.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 5:26, archived)
# gotcha--pretty cool
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Sees all, knows all, but can't do much about it.



Not even my idea - Mk 1 Borisette has been insisting that I make this for a few days...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:46, archived)
# What kind of child demands a tree that blinks?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:48, archived)
# A very odd child.
A really very odd child.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:49, archived)
# It must be broken, send it back to the factory for maintainence
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:50, archived)
# Mngh, reply in the right place, fucktard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:51, archived)
# I got it.
I would do, but she's also very funny, if a little Village of the Damned/Midwich Cuckoos
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:52, archived)
# Any nifty psychic powers?
In particular, ones that can be harnessed for profit?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:54, archived)
# I wouldn't say psychic,
but she can make people do things for her. Also the whole "when I was alive before now..." thing, where she was a girl who died of starvation in the 1700s...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:22, archived)
# Cool
My friends' kid just plays with toys and only interacts when he needs affection.

I think you got a deluxe model.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:28, archived)
# Have her excorcised.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:34, archived)
# The national curriculum
recommends five hours of physical exorcise a week for all children.

Which sounds a bit draining to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:46, archived)
# Does it work in the Eye-Tree department?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:52, archived)
# eye like this
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:53, archived)
# I like it
I shopped something similar with Christmas tree lights once, except I used a donkey instead of a tree
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 1:59, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 2:10, archived)
#
Woop!
You cans make some 'Eyeball Juice' Like in the trapdoor game on the speccy...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 8:09, archived)

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