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[challenge entry]
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Kool.
Aid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:33, archived)
# All my ideas have been stolen...
...stolen I tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:35, archived)
# I would buy this
Looks like a great gift idea.
(NJtoTX, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] fuck, not again
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:25, archived)
# High Score!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:28, archived)
# you're on fire mongy
woo.

not literally on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] They can be a great people, Kal-El..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:08, archived)
# hahaha
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof

took me a sec to understand the horse bit :S
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:23, archived)
# SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:26, archived)
# super
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:36, archived)
# haha, shameful

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:10, archived)
# ffs
hahahaahahahahah

Reeve certainly aint walken. *sorry*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:12, archived)
# yes... the image was based on a joke i read on sickipedia i think
Who's the arch-nemesis of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Ha-ha! Fuck..
*feels bad*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:12, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Fully poseable head! arf!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] :S ning
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:05, archived)
# *tucks in*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:09, archived)
# this is just wrong. Plain wrong
it's 'Portugal's' for fuck's sake *apostroplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:08, archived)
# mamma mia
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:10, archived)
# SLAG
not you
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Abba Fan?
♫ Waterloo.. ♫
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:16, archived)
# ARF
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Also too soon? (TOAP + NWIOT)
In case you were wondering why it took police so long to find him...

(annexed, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Pfffft
Also, great parking there. I have noticed this increasingly over the years, vehicles looking like they have been abandoned instead of parked.
It winds me up. A lot of the culprits seem to drive BMWs :O
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:38, archived)
# happens in riverghost's street, like, everyday or something
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:40, archived)
# did he take a photo of it?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:45, archived)
# yse
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Did he share it with the internets?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:00, archived)
# "B3TA FTW" FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Has anyone seen my chalk?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] I was quite surprised by how much I got for Poirot's kidneys recently.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:57, archived)
#
ris/pis?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Sorry...
you were expecting a punchline?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:02, archived)
# was it one of your
little grey sells?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:02, archived)
# two previous owners?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Poirot + myself
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:21, archived)
# hahaha kidney
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:05, archived)
# 2002 mercedes cl 500 auto
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:08, archived)
# pmsl
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Poirot himself couldn't have done better.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:26, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Tired and shagged out after a long sleuth.
:)
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:24, archived)
# George Best's
Liver would have been better.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Predictable.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:22, archived)
# the xray of man
(dysny don't be a player 2 hater!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:45, archived)
#
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] NWIOT
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Ha, I enjoy the
mouseover text!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:49, archived)
# *psst*
Ukraine
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Racist.
I'm a stork.

edit. I've ninja'ed it.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
...at the time...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:02, archived)
# I was born there.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:42, archived)
# I can get into this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:42, archived)
# very nicely indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:03, archived)
# ooh that is wonderfully done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:04, archived)
# belting stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:08, archived)
# haha, so much can be achieved with one man and an apple
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Art arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Good afternoon Hull.


Clicky 4 a bit biggerer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:42, archived)
# No one has done the
Freddie Mercury novelty condom yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:50, archived)
# I'll get one of my aids onto it immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:53, archived)
# be sure to promote it with some retro viral marketing
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:00, archived)
# I'll try to do something
both quirky and infectious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:04, archived)
# I want to break three
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Who wants to live forever
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Kill a Queen
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] arf. tasteful!
i'm going to throw this in:
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Ha ha. Nice use of extremely bad taste there.
I approve 104%.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:56, archived)
# I say i've got a pearoast for everything. I like to think this counts.
(waxdart hello., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:41, archived)
# This isn't mine, think I stole it from b3ta years ago
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:45, archived)
# I remember those Club UK bottles of water extremely well
/was a Friday night regular for 2 years

We used to call scoring pills 'putting Betts on at the weekend'
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:43, archived)
# i emailed this to my friends
one of them said 'she ruined it for all of us'.
(bunglist, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 8:04, archived)
# I was in the year below her at school
{/tenuous claim to fame}
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 17:18, archived)
# That's the best worst one I have seen.
Very clever, very wrong. I'm confused!
Who made this? I need a man with a mind like that.
(Radio Vicky Anyone cool Brits live in Ibiza?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 10:29, archived)
# you from Worcester then?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Fucking hell

Hahhahahaha

*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:54, archived)
# 4eva in are handbags
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Off to hell I go...

(Click for bigger!)
Long time no see! Hola!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Arf!
have a clickety.
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:37, archived)
# This Wins!
Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:49, archived)
# ugh. i've got bits of stockbroker in my pint
*clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Hahahah
I thought of this, but forgot it again. Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:24, archived)
# oh my
this is jeanyus.
(I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:52, archived)
# ooh! Me likey
me clicky!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and dirty
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Hahaha
not waving.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Love it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:45, archived)
# let's give it a big hand...
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:55, archived)
# haha *waves*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:05, archived)
# ideal bath toy
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:09, archived)
# hahaha
oof
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Ninj ... I was so complimentary about your stuff earlier.
And you reward me with this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:24, archived)
# I know I know...
...I really should be ashamed of myself :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Aaggghh!
HAHHAHAHA :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Bad Ninj!!!!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:33, archived)
# I can see your meer farrow
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Ouch! Right in the kisser..
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:16, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Where Have All the Black Elves Gone?

Or were there just none to begin with?
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_B5UrI7nAI
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:17, archived)
#
he ain't black tho (the elf)
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Any excuse
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] mmm-mm, dedication's what you need...
dedication's what you need...
(bunglist, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Thats a record breaker that is!
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Arf!
This deserves more love.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:16, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha
:S
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Absolute officelol
*Click*
(Beelzebub's Ball Bag is pleasuring your wife on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Weirdly I could see myself buying this.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:03, archived)
# The only serious question I've entertained by the nuts is
If we got up there, how come we've never been back?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:04, archived)
# ...because it was a pissing match between the super powers
So once Japan made it, then the US made it, there was no reason for anyone else to try.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Because now they come to us
but ony if you're a redneck out in the woods suffering from repressed child abuse nighttime alien abduction with anal probes.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:14, archived)
# we have plenty of cheese down here
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:25, archived)
# ^ this, with added *Office LOL*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:33, archived)
# It was boring.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:29, archived)
# I lolled
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Because Michael Collins did a poopoo

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:53, archived)
# I thought it was because of this


Click for bigger (230 kb)
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Went back a number of times
Just not in the last thirty years.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Because there was
no-one there to conquer?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:38, archived)
# No oil or easy meat to test weapon systems on?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Did you get that on camera?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=akJmRC2ijmY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Window seat please.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:26, archived)
# IWOOT.com
Inspired stuff
(Anne Frank started to build a loft conversion on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] can I pea this in too?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Oooffff!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] can I pea too ?
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
#
BIGGER PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Tell me you own this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:11, archived)
# I own this

picture
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:41, archived)
#
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:07, archived)
# You made that real purdy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and Dirty, Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:14, archived)
# soft centered
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Crumbles
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:20, archived)
# And goes splat if your throw it out of the window from the 150th floor
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this I think it should win
(bigbear45 scousers are the barnacles of society, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:02, archived)
# haha
I love this meme

I will now ignore your opinions
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:04, archived)
# It'll be running long into the future...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Too soooon!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Now we know the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Bloody hell.
I have no idea why people go on about John Lennon, when MLK was far better.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:08, archived)
# ...a far better track on 'Rattle & Hum'
John Lennon = "Was it a millionaire who said 'Imagine no possessions ' ?"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)
# He had a refridgerated cupboard for all the fur coats he owned.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Stuffed in alongside all the freshly killed porpoise and dodo meat.
once again, for the cheap seats:

The Beatles are dying in the wrong order!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:21, archived)
# No Paul McCarney's the best Beatle
/is all controversial and shit
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:27, archived)
# + of the remaining +s
(likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Lets not forget
Jill Dandoe!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Just as a matter of interest...
Was it three bullets that killed him? If so, well done on the firing caps job sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Sorry, the fired caps were on the source
not sure how many rounds were involved in the MLK shooting
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:24, archived)
# One that killed him, but reports (geddit) of shotS.
Sadly, I have enough time on my hands to look it up myself today.
Still, good job.
(I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Don't know which is worse
having enough time to look this up or having time to create and post this nonsense :/
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:50, archived)
# hahaha
bad people we are
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:23, archived)
# how many times has this been done? TOAP!


I was really happy with this pun at 9.am this morning.

it works on a racial level you see... a racial level.
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:34, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:35, archived)
# PALINIST.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:36, archived)
# A Sarah Palindrome is something that reads forwards but sounds backwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:48, archived)
# *applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:52, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:58, archived)
# hurrah :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:11, archived)
# ^What they all said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:11, archived)
# hehe, you get that email as well?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Spang....
And I am certain the whole world dodged a bullet, when McCain & ^her^ failed in their bid two years ago. The fact she seems likely going to have a crack at the tob job herself next election, fills me with dread.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:37, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:38, archived)
# I trust in the majority of americans to wait five more years before that happens.
Unless trying to enact a weakened public option for healthcare is absolutely unforgivable.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Yeah, but even allowing for the base idiocy of the US electorate
even *she* is unlikely to be able to succeed.

*feverently hopes this is true*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:40, archived)
# I fear the worst.
Any republican standing against Obama is likely to be a shoo-in next election I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:42, archived)
# She'll get spavined in the first rounds, I'd wager.
The Democrats will get their dirty tricks bods out in force.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:44, archived)
#
spavined spit roasted
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:46, archived)
# I'd preferred the 'glue from deceased equine' overtone to 'spavined'...
But you make a strong case, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:48, archived)
# It didnt really work for the recent elections.
People were miffed enough by the many economic and employment problems and voted for the other guys.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Mid-Terms, though....
'twas ever thus.
Edit: When Election time 'proper' rolls around, things will be a bit more closely fought, imho.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Yeah that is true.
I suppose if her popularity can overcome personal attacks. Otherwise I'm fairly assured he could take her. She might want to bide her time though..
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:55, archived)
# soooo naive...
she'll WALK it if she stands

That's if she's not committed in the next years
*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Nah, don't think so, guv.
There's only so much crazy that can get through the US system.
I reckon they draw the line somewhere between Ross Perot and Ronald Reagan

*wagers significant bail of cash on it*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:55, archived)
# *takes that wager*
*sincerely hopes not to win*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:57, archived)
# *counts out significant wager*
This ok for you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:01, archived)
# This is a country that elected
a dementia-riddled former actor who wanted to nuke the Middle East... anything is possible
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:06, archived)
# As opposed to a serial-adultering financially compromised liar
Who nearly started World War 3 in the Balkans?

Yeah, we all really miss Bill Clinton*

Edit: * The 'Tesco's Finest' Tony Blair.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:10, archived)
# thank god for james blunt
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11753050
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)
# James Blunt = Rhyming slang
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Oh ^ this to the max.
The terrible thing is that people will be hacked off with Obama by the time the next election comes round and she might actually get the gig.

On the subject of which - news this morning was saying that the fact that some bloke didn't get found guilty of 200 counts of murder was a damning indictment of Obama's policy of trying them in civilian courts. Surely at some point we have to entertain the possibility that maybe... he wasn't guilty?

Better that than having him drummed through a military court and summarily executed IMHO. He still got 20 years after all...

/tl:dr
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:41, archived)
# I think he was a Muslim
So it doesn't count if he's innocent.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:43, archived)
# I heard, and thought, the same.
"The courts have found him not guilty. But he must be guilty, otherwise we wouldn't have tried him. Therefore the courts have failed."


Eeek.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:55, archived)
# *shivers*
Her and her ilk really are the top of the charts for the type of people I can't stand
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:44, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:47, archived)
# moose!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Haha
Epsilon
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:49, archived)
# elk the moose.
eek the cat.
eric the caribou.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:51, archived)
# I was compèreing the other night
I said "that's not as good as that"

no-one got it :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:37, archived)
# I don't get it.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:50, archived)
# ITS A RACIST COMPARISON YOU RACIST RACISTER
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Wordist!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Are you implying he can run fast?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:38, archived)
# No.
I'm saying she's black.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond is all controversial and shit, Thu 18 Nov, 12:39, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:43, archived)
# ah
that explains why she didn't get elected then
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:43, archived)
# *wins*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Have a Palindrome in response :o{ )
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Bloody hell - good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:39, archived)
# eyethankewe :o{ )
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:43, archived)
# phwoar

(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:02, archived)
# No.
Just no.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:11, archived)
# This better?


Rev Jesse and Captain Wow's work originally iirc
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:26, archived)
# What has happened to the good Captain?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Still alive and well as of a few months back I think
Apparently got another job which doesn't allow for b3taing.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:08, archived)
# She's still a busy bunny.
Just doing other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Oh yes.
Yes indeed.

Shout out all the ridiculous right wing propaganda you want, you filthy, ignorant Alaskan slut!
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:00, archived)
# My notvery Cool Palin

(Noah Vale, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Oofff!
Good work!

*standingly ovates*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:46, archived)
# pfft
"oooofff" is gonna come in handy this week :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:52, archived)
# tears of joy & sadness
..seperate buckets of course :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Haha!
Clicks for "Eau de Humanity"!
(I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:20, archived)
# ^seconded^
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:25, archived)
# ^Thirded^
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Forthted
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Fifthted
/daffy porn
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:24, archived)
# cykth'd
...ftaghn
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:08, archived)
# that is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:56, archived)
# I remember this!
Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:32, archived)
# My mirth is barely being contained
have a click
(Earthling wants a silver moustache to show off to his chums, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:02, archived)
# SPANG!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 22:18, archived)
# haha!
brilliant...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Hahaha
Seriously genius
(Darramouss Powered by Monster Munch and hate., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 6:22, archived)
# Bindun - but 6 years ago. God I'm old.
b3ta.com/board/3819331
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:22, archived)
# it's good to have her back
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:20, archived)

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