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# Board with this now...........

(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Is that Dr. Alan Statham?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:55, archived)
# I-I-I don-d-d-don't th-th-th-ink so, hmmm??
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:56, archived)
# J-J-J-J-JEEESUS
Hm, yes, i d-do s-s-uppose so. T-th-that is correct.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Green Wing FTW.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:03, archived)
#
Green Wing Spaced
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:04, archived)
#
Green Wing Spaced Green Wing
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:15, archived)
# If it's not, it should be.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:57, archived)
# ...Consultant Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadiologist
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:09, archived)
# arrgghhhh dirty tramp digit in my face!!!!!!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:55, archived)
# he wants you to suck his finger,
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:55, archived)
#
that's no finger
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Is it me,
or has he also got his dirty old Y-fronts on the outside of his trousers?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Is the tramp saying "Pull my Finger"
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:11, archived)
# It's his nose . . . picket !
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:13, archived)
#
STOP
THE
COMPO
NOW
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 18:02, archived)
[challenge entry] allegedly
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Goatsileaks?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:46, archived)
# What do you mean?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:47, archived)
# eeeeewwwwwww dirty ;)
...and in other news: are there any mod/or B3ta backroom types about? I have been hardly able to use this place today? Links board is treacle slow, and replying on all boards has become a bit "Will-it-won't-it?"
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:47, archived)
# It's been like this for me every day for about a week
Others have mentioned it too.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Right: affirmitive action time!
I've messaged the top office via Mail/us
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:53, archived)
# I'll have nothing to whine/ bleat/ gripe about now :(
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:55, archived)
# I can sell you the very expensive kitchen bin I just bought
THAT DOESN'T BLOODY WORK! *glowers*
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Doesn't work?
You expected it to do something other than sit there containing rubbish?

And why would you spend a lot of money on something to put eggshells and apple cores in? :P
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Short answer: A just toddling mini chutney
who was obssessed with the pedal mechanism of the old bin right up to the point she got her hand stuck and pulled it ontop of herself.

New bin is big stable and gap free, with a funky 1 touch opening mechanism THAT IS BOBBINS AS IT WON'T WORK!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Hahaha oh dear :P
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Generally if you use the mail us tag from the FP it'll get to someone pretty quickly...
Good for getting trolls binned, I know that. Not tried it for technical probs.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Just did that,
My guess is ALIENS are the source of the problem!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:54, archived)
# shitty fucking aliens
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Hahaha
GLANS
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:55, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:56, archived)
# *gives cursory glans*
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Haha *click*
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Drippy Clap
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:09, archived)
# RIS
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 18:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Quincy Teabag: The Movie (I think I'm done now)

Click for bigger

I had to make some sort of poster for a uni project so I did one based on this story I wrote.
Old version
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:28, archived)
# This is rather bloody ace
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Thanks :D
It's the second major revision I've had to make as per the request of my lecturer :P
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:29, archived)
# ^ what she said
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:31, archived)
# What's going on
why are there two of you but one of you says "bailey" in your name
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:33, archived)
# He's me
but I'm not him

I'm me - but 10 months ago
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:35, archived)
# so who am I?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:36, archived)
# you're Ninj, remember?
and Dave's The Great Architect
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Then who the fuck is ClanSoul?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Bonnie Langford
*scarpers
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:40, archived)
# mind piss bucket mop anyone?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Hahahahahaha fantastic pissage :oD
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Haha!
I'm enjoying the 'piss as well
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:43, archived)
# According to Wikileaks.org
ClanSoul is in fact, Bonnie Langford's older sister.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:40, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:42, archived)
# *checks revolver*
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Right. That should be everything back to normal again.
Anything you still can't deal with is therefore your own problem ;op
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Cool Tree!!!!!!!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Very detailed plot line too !
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Nice tree :D
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:42, archived)
# wood
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Crikey!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:03, archived)
# this picture is great
also, the story was funny and had lovely illustrations.

*click click click*

EDIT: i posted this reply in your old pics thread like a spaz, LOL!!!1
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Hehe thanks
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:59, archived)
# fucking hell
you talented shithead.

wow
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Aw thanks :3
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:59, archived)
# That's proper good is that
I shall have a read too at some point
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:03, archived)
# ?
Is that Wales?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Just a few more strokes with this . . .
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:22, archived)
# hahah
brilliant!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:23, archived)
# It's a bit prickly !
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Yes sir, yes sir
Freebs is full.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:27, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:28, archived)
# This is starting to do even my head in, and I'm the one perpetrating it...
Do you want your proper username back?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:30, archived)
# hehe
bit of username tomfoolery is always good for a laugh ;)

with your mo, you look really familiar
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Hang on let me try and unravel all this mess...
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Freebase full?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Who are you?
and what have you done with me?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:30, archived)
# I'm me!
And ^ him
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:32, archived)
# but who am I?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:39, archived)
# It gets the scorpions out.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Yet the stinging remains !
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:29, archived)
# bearded lady :D
Wood
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Hair grows on her !
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:29, archived)
# that CDC's got gangrene
get to a doctor immediately
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:28, archived)
# It needs a real tight tourniquet !
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Heheh I saw this animation and thought "That's a Valin"
Scrolled down and sure enough :D
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:33, archived)
# No tagging needed . . . funny how I manage to pull it off !
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:38, archived)
# mmmmmm
prickles
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:57, archived)
# She can't get enough !
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:16, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Sweet & sour?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:24, archived)
# hahaha..............Chistmas card of the year
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:24, archived)
# LOL
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:24, archived)
# haha!
delightful
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Everyone feels a little testy this time of year...Know what you need?...
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Hahaha
*passes round the pork scratchings :)
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:26, archived)
# *touches forelock*
oh wait
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Total bollocks.
;)
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:28, archived)
# The reindeer have been sacked !
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Oh you swine!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Is it wednesday yet?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:10, archived)
# tomorrow
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Tomorrow never comes!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:14, archived)
# It can't rain all the time
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:14, archived)
# What are you doing Freebs?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Oh hello Forbes
is Bailey still off his food?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Totally.
Bet there's cat puke all over the shop when I get home.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:26, archived)
# You should keep him at home then...
*b'dum tsch*
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:43, archived)
# LMAO
What the fuck?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Cock Tuesday, Part II
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Nearly time for a new one...
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:11, archived)
# He suggesting a 'Batman' themed compo.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Animal human hybrids.
E.g. Marmosetwoman, Snailgirl, Penguinboy, etc
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Whole week of squirrels with fucking tits
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:28, archived)
# It was Botox girl!
www.b3ta.com/board/8764349
God my head is full of useless crap
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Yes:D
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Maybe if we all scream real loud they will hear us.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Yes you didn't !
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Holy Anti-establishment Batman!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:14, archived)
# dis 'n dat
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:25, archived)
# I AGREE WITH BATMAN
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:20, archived)
# I've never disagreed with him...ever.
He's always right you know.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:22, archived)
# STOP THE PRESS
Who's that?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Vicki Vale
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:22, archived)
# I like
Batman
Batman

Batman
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Chaka Khan...CH-CH-CH-Chaka Khan.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:24, archived)
# I DEMAND ANOTHER WEEK*
*not really
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:21, archived)
# That would make a fine sign !
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:26, archived)
# *puts compo on hold*
*opens photoshop*
*wins*
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Then you'll miss the 'Shop Santa Claus' compo..........................*yeeuck!* :P
*EDIT* FFFUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:02, archived)
# The Greater Taloned Buttereagle
is, in it's natural habit, quite a spectacular sight to behold.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Hello Mu
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Marvelous air foiled plumage !
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:12, archived)
# It's the talons you have to watch out for.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:17, archived)
# You can't make me have fun!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:57, archived)
# LARGE ARF
:D
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Elvis ?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:06, archived)
# uh huh uh huh
:D
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Y the name changed
:D
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:12, archived)
# no reason.....novelty
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:16, archived)
# hahaha
*click*
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:02, archived)
# WTF is it ?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Giant turd going down a slide.
What else?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:06, archived)
# This is a Giant turd :D
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Chute !
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:11, archived)
# He looks dead.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] " "

(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Texas Chainsaw?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:53, archived)
# has it bindun?
it's a cracker
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:24, archived)
# I did it yonks back for an "innapropriate merchandise" compo
but I've lost the image I think
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:33, archived)
# You are rubbish aicmfp
I still lament the loss of your open-top meme bus-ride
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Oh, I found that
I found that
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Joyous!
No Brandow though?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Pre-Brandow
it's about 5 years old, this
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Blimey I thought Brandow was there at the dawn of creation!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Aaaaaah
They all look so happy!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:00, archived)
# ACE
woo
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Hahaha that's ace!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Every time I see this
I notice new things
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:09, archived)
# I only just clocked all the background stuff :o)
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Fanj in a hood with a spunking cdc!!!!!!!!
Proper officelols
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:15, archived)
# YES!
GLORIOUS!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:11, archived)
# *glees*
Is there a shark?
And who's that girl behind teh Blessed? Remember the face but not the meme.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:12, archived)
# That was mono-expression girl
I think she got upset and took all the pictures down
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Ah, I was thinking Botox girl or some such
Just looked for Duke of Prunes site to have a fix of chickengirl. It's gone!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:32, archived)
# I like how it's got an Eddie Jackson on the back row
this is utterly superb
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:14, archived)
# One of my fave bits
Along with Dave The Hat in a beanie, no-hands & chickengirl
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Chumps looks mighty scary.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Love this :D
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:32, archived)
# haha, bit of a nostalgia trip there
mono-expression girl!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:55, archived)
# chicken girl!
love the meme-bus!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:06, archived)
# SCHIAVELLI!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:27, archived)
# I saw a mink walking along the frozen canal on my way into work this morning.
Camera-shy little bugger stood there for ages then made a belt for cover as soon as I reached for my phone.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:00, archived)
# It was probably off to eat some native bird's eggs
or out compete a polecat or somesuch.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:31, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:33, archived)
# vivo bio tech
QUITE MALAYSIA!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:12, archived)
# QUITE mocking my lack of skillz
:D
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:39, archived)
# "Adventures of the wandering exclamation mark"
"click" though :D
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:13, archived)
# oh yes. fuck. hahaha
:D
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:38, archived)
# How many mouse skins did it take to make that costume?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:39, archived)
# at least seventeen.
that's as far as i can count.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:44, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Everytime I see that photo at first glance
I think she's wearing a Biggles-type aviation helmet
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Yep it took me ages to get that out of my head too!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:24, archived)
# this is the first time
that I have realized she isn't
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:10, archived)
# not just me then?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:18, archived)
# StockPhoto?
I don't get it?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Making the fairies look like stock photos shopped in.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Is that what he's done?
;op
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:10, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:13, archived)
# i gave your compo idea a click
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:35, archived)
# My busted punchlines? Ta :o)
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:40, archived)
# They're under the ground
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:43, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Stock fairies are the worst fairies of all.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Choose
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Woah!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:12, archived)
# CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK ASSANGE!!!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:13, archived)
# i was just about to reply
'hes got anime hair'

then i saw this.

And i simply cannot not think ASSFLANGE everytime i see his name. In fact, its the way i remember it.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:28, archived)
# i should have found better source pics, it looks totally shit.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:44, archived)
# kinda like sepiroth then!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Maybe he's born with it?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:33, archived)
# ni ely do e
oh blast - the lower ase "C"s and "N"s are stu k on my typewriter...
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Ha ha Reminds me of the time I tried to email the company IT dept
to tell them the key between D and G was not working on my keyboard.

They mailed me back asking which key that was.....
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:17, archived)
# He - sirry iriots
How's the sNow in LiNColNshire?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:21, archived)
# It's just finished snowing again!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:22, archived)
# blimey
it's just freezing cold up and across here in Leeds
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:26, archived)
# CTRL-C
CTRL-V
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:54, archived)
[challenge entry] It's twue.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:26, archived)
# But she looks quite cheerful I think
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:26, archived)
# thats a wince of pain
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Also.....
Don't you think she looks a bit like Dustin Hoffman in Tootsi?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Now that really IS offensive.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:34, archived)
# She loves her stonewash.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Well yeah,
it comes prewashed and faded and with grit in the pockets. What's not to love?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:37, archived)
# :D...she's silly.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:20, archived)
# I'm such a fucking child
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:23, archived)
#
G F
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Abort all Fingers?
eh?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Give Toes a Chance
(or a get out of jail free card)
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:33, archived)
# I'll have an Eszett, please
(bilbobaileybarney)Bob(s)
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:37, archived)
# arf
How?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:38, archived)
# ß
well, like that ^ one, perhaps?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:40, archived)
# you got it
latte or mochachino? Expresso? Nextdaydeliveryo?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Finfers?
Nothinf?

RIS
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:33, archived)
# I am confused by the fingers.
Not just with this picture, but everywhere.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:37, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:39, archived)
#
Thanks, but I don't think that this equine publication will help me much.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:41, archived)
# oh ye of little faith
No Horses were harmed in the production of this link

www.thebestwebsiteintheworld.com
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Awwww
I like that idea.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:49, archived)
# If this had happened there would be no b3ta
Think about that
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:00, archived)
# i never quite got the ginger slagging thing
as in, understood it.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Well, see,
I believe it stems from some people's irrational dislike/disgust/hatred of others
based on the colour of their hair. Nice isn't it?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:42, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:49, archived)
# LOLracism
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Not worth a new thread, but the teacher scares me.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Flipping it has somehow made it look like a frozen cock ...
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:24, archived)
# With a hand trapped underneath.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:26, archived)
# thems heavy balls
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Teats.
/can you milk it?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:29, archived)
# if it bleeds
we can milk it
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:33, archived)
# YES!
You see the liiiight!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Needs more Hammerhead and Sidewinder.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:39, archived)
# You have fallen. But is it okay?


(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:11, archived)
# O_O
Scary but excellent. But scary.
EDIT: more like this please
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:12, archived)
# If you can read this
kill a teacher
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:13, archived)
# ALSO:
posting this link again.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:18, archived)
# right well that clears everything up
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Can you do one for
'my pants have fallen down, but it is okay, the teacher is coming to help'
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:14, archived)
#
to help
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Okay.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:24, archived)
# I lurve you smallbrains!
I initially read it as 'a gay alien' though. That would be bad..
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:25, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:40, archived)
# ANAL PROBES AHOY!!!!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:57, archived)
# that sounds like a page
from a slightly dodgy 'chose your own adventure' book.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:33, archived)
# i don't get it
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Have I missed some kind of flounce in effect?
itylalalallphobia or someone seems to have taken umbrage...
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Aye.
He/she got quite upset that people made light of their ability to read the FAQ & nuked the entire thread..
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:38, archived)
# ...and is now whingeing about it over on /links
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:40, archived)
# *wanders over to /links*
EDIT: They're determined that someone on b3ta will eventually enjoy their post.
Godspeed, friend! We hardly knew ye..
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Teachers are so hot
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:17, archived)
# My 70 hairy-lipped female English teacher wasn't.
Mind - she gave good head.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:22, archived)
# "She comes"
"muwaahahaha"
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:18, archived)
# This is more original than the Big Bang
(possibly)
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:18, archived)
# aaargh!
but also woo
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:21, archived)
# You have some long-dormant primary school issues
Seek help. Or just do more arty things. It's all good.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:21, archived)
# ^ needs more disturbing mental imagery
Oh, wait a minute - no it doesn't; you're all good.

;-)
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:33, archived)
# I love this
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:43, archived)
# whoa
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:34, archived)
# This
Is beautifully strange. I love it
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 19:58, archived)
# ahhhahhh this is great
 
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 23:07, archived)
#

(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Turn him upside down, and he looks like a triceratops' leg
His arm is its tail
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:53, archived)
# you must be good at aerobics:)
I've got a stiff neck:(
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Viagra get stuck in your throat?
;)
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:00, archived)
# that explains it
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:06, archived)
# .
Very handy Firefox extension for that kind of thing.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:08, archived)
# If I press Alt Gr + Down on my laptop, it rotates the screen for me!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:12, archived)
# There's a prominent link to some dodgy software on that page.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:13, archived)
# .
CNET and others seem OK with it...get the extension from Mozilla instead.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:09, archived)
# So he does.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:08, archived)
# i can turn my eyes upside down
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:10, archived)
# THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN! MY EYES ARE CRYING BLOOD OUT OF SHEER AMAZEMENT! WELL DONE MGT, OUR SHINING BEACON OF HOPE AND CREATIVITY
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:58, archived)
# suddenly
internet justification.
online.

thanks dude. I'll be able to sleep tonight now.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Except that's not actually an Islam/Muslim thing.
It's tribal.

But well done for taking your first steps into satire.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:53, archived)
# it's still MENTAL
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Yay, genital mutilation of babies!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:48, archived)
# You spelled 'gentle' wrong ...
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:30, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Christing Les?
I don't get it...
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Oh Baz...
...;)
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Oboes?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:53, archived)
# ^ This
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:05, archived)
# yay!
My Daughter loves those

just that right mix of crunchiness with citrus tang

*edit* quiet here today innit?

oi! Nibus, I can see you.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Citrus Candle flavour.
Nom.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:48, archived)
# :D

(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Pfffft :o)
EDIT BADGEST!

(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:55, archived)
# :D
Damnit! I should've done a badgest.....
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Not too late :o)
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Didn't you get my leaked meemo?
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Aww.
What a happy fellow :)
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:55, archived)
# yeah!
nice flare badger
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:00, archived)
# We don' neeeed no steekin'....
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:03, archived)
# No mushroom?
Woo to the pic!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Nice.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Keep on truckin'
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
Brill *click*
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 18:54, archived)
# hahaha!
:D
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 19:02, archived)
# On the First Day of Christmas my true love sent to me...
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:17, archived)
# A-HA
hahahahahahaha....
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Get OUT OF MY HEAD!!!


(I was going to do him in his sexy leather pants - so I'm glad you got there first ;)

*edit* Also - very nicely shopped sir. I've just spent the last 3/4 of an hour taking a brief
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:21, archived)
# You disgust me
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:26, archived)
# She was very accommodating.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:28, archived)
# KISS MY FACE!
EDIT: Oh piss I forgot to cut out the headphones properly (!)
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:33, archived)
# SMELL MY CHEESE YOU MOTHER
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:38, archived)
# NO BLOODY WAY YOU'RE A MENTALIST!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:40, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:50, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:52, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:54, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Arf!!!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:59, archived)
# oooooh, i like your berets.
They were worn by frank spencer. The french. Saddam Hussein....
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Awesome
*dreading nsfw 5 gold rings*
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:21, archived)
# I can't think of any more
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Yes! Five gold goatses
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:34, archived)
# bindun
but..Back of the net :)
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:23, archived)
# I know, but I had to get it out of my head... ;)
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:33, archived)
# And a kidney dialysis machine!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Arf!
Top shoppery...
:D
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Nice pair misses
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:05, archived)
# A Steve in a bush?
:D
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:10, archived)
# I'm too young.
I shouldn't know his face. I laughed though.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Well Come!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 13:14, archived)
# *smells the cheese*
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:46, archived)

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