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"ooooooee-hoooooo shamonnne mother fuckers!"

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Q4nobody, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:33, archived)

fuckinel

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:34, archived)

Hee hee...ow!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:37, archived)

- excellent

Exactly what he said (imagine an up arrow here, as I don't know the ASCI for an up arrow)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:38, archived)

Good morning

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:51, archived)

I wonder if he's started decomposing yet

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:42, archived)

best of all the dead musicians

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:47, archived)

4EVA IN R HERTS

that can't be right...

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:49, archived)

I would have thought bits of him will be arounf for millennia.

'lo Mrs T. How goes?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:47, archived)

Gravid and eating Mini Eggs for breakfast

Life is good :)

Yourself?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:53, archived)

Expectant.

Mrs H's due date is on Monday...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:00, archived)

OOH how exciting!

Got a little longer than that thankfully!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:04, archived)

Waiting game is irritating.

*accepts that Mrs H is shouldering way more of this particular burden than I am but doesn't change the fact that it's frustrating*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:15, archived)

Yeah.... do also bear in mind that you could be waiting another two weeks...

Babies get comfy. The bastards.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:17, archived)

Yeah it's showing very little inclination to move just now...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:23, archived)

Breakfast fit for a king!

I just had a piece of Marmite Chocolate! Wrong and doesn't taste right at all, but I strangely want more?

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Q4nobody, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:01, archived)

Ugh, not sure I could bring myself to try

I love Marmite and Chocolate, but together? Not so sure...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:06, archived)

Wasn't he frozen

like Walt Disney?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:52, archived)

Yeah, but Disney waited til AFTER he was dead

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:55, archived)

Tee-hee!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:06, archived)

Fuck!

That's truly terrifying

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:53, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

Brilliant Q!!

:)

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Ninj, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:36, archived)

(dsk, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:23, archived)

aww how sweet

I want to be a nazi now :D

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:25, archived)

Simian McKellen

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Ninj, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:28, archived)

haha

That's why I thought it was one of your! What have you shopped? ;)

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Q4nobody, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:29, archived)

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:29, archived)

Thought it was Ninj for a second!

Nice work dsk, looks like he's trying to blow that fringe outta his eye?

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Q4nobody, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:28, archived)

This

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:39, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Chimpanazi!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:29, archived)

mmmm, sounds like a nice snack?

"I'll have two spicey Chipanazi's to go!"

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Q4nobody, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:35, archived)

that is one funky gibbon!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:50, archived)

Speak up ducky

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:09, archived)

*Spluffs*

edit: *Sploooohhhhhhhffs*

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TheOther, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:13, archived)

lol

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:27, archived)

mmmmm Jennifer Love Hewitt

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:28, archived)

Friday is Ghostie Cokey teim

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 7:21, archived)

is this a lot sexier than it should be?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:05, archived)

^ I was just thinking that

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Paul_P, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:24, archived)

the hokey cokey is always secsi ;D

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:24, archived)

hahaha

as found in the nose of many a dead celebrity/banker/hipster/wanker/etc

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:07, archived)

haha

i love this

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:17, archived)

Ho ho!

Clicked!

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splorp ®, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:02, archived)

hahaha

woo-derful!

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:11, archived)

(ALBIONISM, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 6:03, archived)

Spooky and lurvly.

(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 6:36, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 7:00, archived)

there were always three of them in that riot

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 7:22, archived)

hahahaha...wiv da angles

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 8:34, archived)

Heh heh, nicely :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 8:38, archived)

Mrs T

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:02, archived)

Mr B

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:17, archived)

*nods*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:17, archived)

*grins*

I noticed by the way

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:18, archived)

very nicely done that man!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:17, archived)

Hahaha good one!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:41, archived)

hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:02, archived)

It's the Ghost Poo of Christmas past!

And I'll say howdy whoOOoo.

(beerMatt, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 4:02, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 5:58, archived)

THIS IS THE NEWS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 7:00, archived)

I DEMAND MORE TUTU

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 7:49, archived)

Not a ghost persay

but I did manage to grafiti-ize the disembodied head of a friend shooting lasers made of concrete from her eyes.
That has to count for something these days

CFB

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 3:53, archived)

Impressive

Makes my post look like crap.

(beerMatt, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 4:03, archived)

it really is

utter shit ;o)

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 4:06, archived)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 2:48, archived)

HAHHAAH

well I liked it.

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 8:51, archived)

i thought it quite amusing too

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:28, archived)

BOOOO!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:49, archived)

hahahahaha

*clicks*

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:38, archived)

sooperdooper

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sooperdave, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 2:33, archived)

lovely

g'night!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 2:36, archived)

lovely pic,

but I've always been in the 'slump down with your head in your hands' camp meself.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 2:53, archived)

youre doing it wrong

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sooperdave, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 3:01, archived)

Always nice to wake up with wood on a bright spring morning.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 3:05, archived)

lol

my first thought was "boardwalk". :P

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 7:32, archived)

have this also

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sooperdave, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 3:18, archived)

I like this...

...an interesting new direction?

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 8:53, archived)

this is a think of joy

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:15, archived)

To be fair, the FAQ doesn't prohibit crap.

(beerMatt, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 2:10, archived)

That's shit

(JoePesky, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 2:12, archived)

if this is real, i fucking want it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 2:12, archived)

That's why all your exes are crazy or dead.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 2:16, archived)

i like cheese and marmite

that's not a crime

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 2:27, archived)

fuck it, i'm out of mixers, i'm going to bed

g'night all

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 2:32, archived)

If you like that.

You might want this then.

(beerMatt, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 2:26, archived)

DON'T FUCKING TEASE, MAN!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 2:28, archived)

MASSIVE RACIST

Ohmagod dat is so racis

good shoppery.

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FIEND, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 2:13, archived)

slow down there, ramrod, give someone else a chance to post crap

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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 2:15, archived)

Fairymuff

Its a bit of a backlog of crap ideas I had.

(beerMatt, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 2:17, archived)

you know, if you keep posting pictures of yourself on here, someone's going to have a heyday with them

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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 2:22, archived)

nasty stuff - full of devil disco kittehs

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 7:24, archived)

*runs*

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FIEND, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:54, archived)

2 Ghouls 1 Ghast

(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:57, archived)

Bookkake

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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:58, archived)

This is a lot sexier than it should be.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:59, archived)

Wanking the Dead.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 2:26, archived)

Genieus.

I know I know, the four handed potter is spooked from behind again by a big blue one.
Edit - I shrank it to keep everyone happy.

(beerMatt, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:29, archived)

i bet he'd like to fly her rug

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:32, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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FIEND, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:37, archived)

not even a woo?

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Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:45, archived)

To be fair,

the FAQ doesn't prohibit crap.
Well, that's always been my excuse.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:46, archived)

It's actually

not that big, and that chap still hasn't lost all his hair.

quote - "but anything up to 100KB is acceptable"

And if screen size is an issue, well, ok its wide. I'll try to keep it smaller for all the old 14" VGA's

As for quality, it's crap :D

Ok I shrank it a bit.

(beerMatt, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:58, archived)

now I can't see the corn I wasnt supposed to see in the first place

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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 2:05, archived)

seamless

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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:59, archived)

(beerMatt, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:59, archived)

I'M SO ITCHY! DAMN YOU, FAIRY LIQUID!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:07, archived)

I agree with the Hedgehog,

but I have no idea why this is mildly arousing.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:09, archived)

because my itchy red spots look a bit like nipples?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:11, archived)

*runs tongue around nippley thing*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:13, archived)

0_0

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:13, archived)

Tastes like fairy liquid :S

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:15, archived)

heheheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:18, archived)

....

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:05, archived)

lab coats, badges, these people used to work here!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:08, archived)

that's what I thought!

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:10, archived)

all the people who worked here are dead!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:11, archived)

that's not stopping them from walking around

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:13, archived)

I agree with the Hedgehog,

but I know why this is mildly arousing.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:10, archived)

A scanner darkly?

(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:11, archived)

that's what I thought!

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:11, archived)

I hate that film

(JoePesky, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:57, archived)

His face is a bit feminine

or is she flat chested?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 6:20, archived)

People fussing over Minecraft reminded me of my favourite

game when I was little. The Incredible Machine (~1995) by Sierra. I reinstalled it and attempted to make a random number generator..

Click for full sized.

I ran out of parts :(

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stevierar, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:17, archived)

You own one of these AICMFP

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:29, archived)

ah-hahaha!

I was googling that PDF name too

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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:33, archived)

Haha, it would have been quicker to just

look at my blog!

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stevierar, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:34, archived)

lies!

manic miner was the best!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:34, archived)

When you were little?

*feels even older* :(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:35, archived)

Grampa! Grampa! I'm-not-as-old as you are!

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stevierar, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:37, archived)

how old are you?

*needs to feel younger*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:39, archived)

One hundred and eleventy twelve.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:40, archived)

thank you, kind sir.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:41, archived)

My work here is done...

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:44, archived)

mine isn't

although this vodka is making me a little queasy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:47, archived)

24.

I have reached an age now where I am shocked when kids start drinking and being in my nightclubs.

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stevierar, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:40, archived)

fuck off, junior

i'm 36 and scouse. i'm old enough to be your mum.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:41, archived)

Only because you're scouse!

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stevierar, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:42, archived)

my best friend from school is now a grandmother :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:48, archived)

Hey, at least that's legal.

Great-grandmother on the other hand would be pushing it a bit

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:55, archived)

shouldn't be too long

if they take after her

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:01, archived)

hahaha

I've reached an age where my kids are shocked at kids drinking and being in night clubs!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:45, archived)

I've reached the age now where I'm shocked to see people younger than me drinking and being in nightclubs

... 18

*gets coat*

(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:07, archived)

aha i was looking for this the other week

could you email me the zip? prettyyyy pleeeeeeeaawe?

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FIEND, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:45, archived)

Just ask Jim'lad for "The Incredible Machine",

he told me he had lots going spare :)

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stevierar, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:49, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:52, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:52, archived)

BISCUIT

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:54, archived)

TEA

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:56, archived)

you love zorak, admit it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:59, archived)

The Lone Mantis of the Apocalypse

if you please!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:02, archived)

he is fucking awesome

much better than moltar

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:06, archived)

fuck! battle of somerfield!

*watches*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:08, archived)

PoltergRSI

EDIT: have a pic of Ian Curtis's keyboard:

... it's gone missing again :(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:56, archived)

hahaha!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:05, archived)

hahahahaha :D

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Damien's Hearse, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:22, archived)

arf

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:45, archived)

I'm going to pull the Caps Lock key off my keyboard.

Life will be so much eSIER WITHOUT IT ACCIDENTALLY TURNING ON WHEN I TRY TO PRESS THE "A" KEY. OH FUCK...

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 2:31, archived)

Take off the "Insert" key while you're there

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 8:54, archived)

KEYBOARDGHOST

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:04, archived)

macintosh superhero?

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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:12, archived)

Cape Apples

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:18, archived)

Racist manufacturer?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:18, archived)

Haven't seen this guy in a LONG time

*click*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:20, archived)

he's been hiding in a keyboard

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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:28, archived)

Space Ghost ! Coast to Coast!

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:03, archived)

great show

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:09, archived)

q and d

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:14, archived)

my local free newspaper is ridiculously inflammable

it goes in the bin as soon as it arrives through my letterbox

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:16, archived)

Do you mean

it catches fire as soon as it arrives through your letterbox

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:20, archived)

that would save time, but no, that's not what i mean

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:23, archived)

It's not recycled?

*tuts*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:25, archived)

i had a recycle bin

some fucker stole it. been waiting over a year for a replacement.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:30, archived)

Gotta love Liverpool

Considerate theif. Or burnt thus releasing gases....

(JoePesky, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:52, archived)

technically, it's not liverpool

being half a mile outside the city limits. somehow, this just makes it worse, as if the scumbags feel they've got something to live up to.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:55, archived)

swift backhand and a glare usually sorts out the scum

(JoePesky, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:01, archived)

no, that just makes them worse

i've learned thus from watching neighbours. i ignore them, which means i only have to clean the occasional egg off my kitchen window

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:14, archived)

or just twat their dad in front of them,

they will back off then haha

(JoePesky, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:37, archived)

what would they do

if i fucked their dads in front of them?
just asking, you know, out of interest

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:40, archived)

they would take you on Jeremy Kyle

"She had sex with my dad in front of me"

"They made me do it"

(JoePesky, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:44, archived)

they'd never get me on jeremy kyle

unless i was being paid to asassinate him

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:02, archived)

If it wasn't

for all the menus, clothing collection leaflets, estate agent blurbs, ironers, gutter clearers and leaflets asking if I was interested in delivering leaflets; I probably wouldn't need a paper recycling bin at all...

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:32, archived)

ironers? gutter cleaners?

you're a southerner, aren't you?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:34, archived)

I am.

And live in a terrace off a busy street, so get the lot. I couldn't afford them if i wanted to.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:37, archived)

i shouldn't talk

i used to have a cleaner

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:40, archived)

Well spotted!

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:39, archived)

heheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:40, archived)

Can you not put a sign on your mailbox?

We have laws over here that mean people can't jam your mailbox full of things you don't want.

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gronkpan, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:32, archived)

not without some little bastard stealing it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:33, archived)

and that's just the postman

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:46, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:00, archived)

Hah!

was the sound that emanated from my fizzog, which somewhat perturbed my girlfriend who's sat quietly behind me writing an essay on the arctic.
This is great, prog yodelling at its best!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:37, archived)

i crack up everytime i hear it

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:44, archived)

I bloody love it.

quality tunage with added mentalist.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:01, archived)

does she have

a cold bottom?

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 2:33, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:07, archived)

As much as everyone seemed to hate phantom menace

you gotta admit - darth maul was pretty damn ace

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:01, archived)

Not as much if you are brazilian

He looks like a Flamengo fanboy.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:05, archived)

Shouldn't have been killed off so quick though.

I'd have liked to have seen him in all 3 prequels. And Dooku was rubbish.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:16, archived)

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:03, archived)

hahahahaha top stuff

*clicked*

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FIEND, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:47, archived)

OctoGas: You can't hide it underwater...

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taurus k kowalski wine, boredom, weakness..., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:46, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:53, archived)

octopus is damn tasty

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:54, archived)

awww :D

Every fart's better, down where it's wetter

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:58, archived)

somebody got to nail that boy's arse to the floor

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:11, archived)

O_O

EDIT: ~~to the floor~~

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:16, archived)

i admit it, i fucking love watching the little mermaid

possibly because i used to be a dead ringer for ursula.
without the tentacles, of course.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:18, archived)

... and without the purple skin, I hope?

Nowt wrong with a bit of Disney

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:24, archived)

not purple, but almost blue at times

i am northern, you know

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:31, archived)

yay octopi!

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:00, archived)

Woo!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:09, archived)

I'll raise that Woo!

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:34, archived)

(Fly Projector, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:12, archived)

jesus, that sea looks gorgeous

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:13, archived)

That's rather good ...

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:16, archived)

^ What she said

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:19, archived)

^^ What What she she said said

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:36, archived)

yay octopi

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:49, archived)

Ooo lovely :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:52, archived)

top one

new tattoo, possibly

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:53, archived)

you are welcome

never done a tattoo design for anyone before,

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:02, archived)

Love the symerrty

But hate my spelling :)

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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 1:45, archived)

yeah, it's a pearoast.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:26, archived)

listen!

do you smell that?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:28, archived)

But Mr Claypole....

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:29, archived)

It's ok - he;s a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, there won't be any trouble...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:46, archived)

works for me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:48, archived)

Master Meeker

Will be pleased! :)

(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:50, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:49, archived)

With apologies to atomic

http://b3ta.com/board/10305377

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:21, archived)

Lion-o's boobies and camel toe

(JoePesky, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:25, archived)

Kittens with tits.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:28, archived)

Fat kats

(JoePesky, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:39, archived)

Shouldn't she have SIX?

(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:48, archived)

A great spin on a recent classic.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:27, archived)

*assimilates*

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:39, archived)

This is coming along nice...

Especially the facebook wedding twat at the bottom

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:42, archived)

Needs a Hulk.

But coming along nicely, nonetheless.

EDIT: Much the same as Wobbly said, above.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:46, archived)

Chop Shop To The Shop Chop

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:27, archived)

Nicely done!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:27, archived)

Ta :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:41, archived)

Pearoast!

Click for bigger (174 kb)

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:56, archived)

Pearoast Party

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:07, archived)

Arf!

I tried an image last night with a bit of sneaky transparency, it's only success was to show how transparent my pic skills are!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:08, archived)

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