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# How to draw an awl.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:49, archived)
# you prick
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:49, archived)
# P69?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Wood awl
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 14:06, archived)
# SAW RLY!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# A RLY?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Ha. Good tutorial. This is how I will draw all my awls from now on.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Nicely.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 14:06, archived)
# /
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Draw Off time!

I'll start us off with Rod Hell and Emu. Full version on my blog.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:45, archived)
# We're having a draw off?
Dang.
*checks calendar*
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:47, archived)
# oops
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:52, archived)
# I really need to pay more attention.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:55, archived)
# You do.
It turns out that I cannot draw Rod Hull:

(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 14:05, archived)
# That's based on the same source I worked from!
Gawd bless Google image search! That's good for a quickie!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 14:09, archived)
# I replied, but it went down there:
*downwardsfacingarrow*
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Now which one do I reply to?
I've never been accused of blood-pissing before! Next time, I'll make sure more people KNOW about the draw-off before we do it :p
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 14:20, archived)
# 9 minutes.
Still, yours pisses blood on these scribbles.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 14:12, archived)
# WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!

Evil Rod 2
*SMB - I saw yours a while ago on my RSS feed and thought "SHIT! I haven't started!"
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:47, archived)
# haha
WINNAR!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Cheated and used screenshot as base.
You can still see bits of Ash's bloodstained hand. Bit of a rush-job :p
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Good.
a l m o s t t o o g o o d...
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:49, archived)
# So epic it needs its own sountrack.
Woo!
Yay!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Excellent!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:52, archived)
# I knew it
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)
# LIES
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)
# It's a conspiraceeeeeee
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Never believe anything until it's been denied
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 14:02, archived)
# bloody amazing
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)
# oh yes
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 14:00, archived)
# That's fantastic!
*clicks*
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 14:52, archived)
# do you have this in beeeeg
I love it muchly and would like wallpaper :D
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Fabulous stuff!!!
*Clicky*

:D
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# dark satanic pink windmills
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# awesome
i would have done a (crap)drawing if i knew about this :)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# I knew about it then forgort
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Have to give folk a bit more time next time.
It was just a spur of the moment thing.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:56, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Posted on belhalf of a Mr The Hat, who cannot be with us due to work commitments. A likely story.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)
# wahhhh?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:56, archived)
# great stuff sir
fantastic
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:54, archived)
# damn it! no one told me!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:59, archived)
# You would have won!
And that wouldn't be FAIR (TM) :)
T'was kinda an impromptu thing mentioned on /board yesterday.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Whoops.
We'll have another next week if you fancy? I think it only fair that Zumf gets to choose the next one though, as he was daft enough to let me choose this time.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 14:08, archived)
# I said has anyone told Toasty!
I guess I could have, but I didn't :(

where's Thor?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Ooh the POWER!
You'll turn me into a little Fraser. Aloof image-challenge dictator. When do you announce them usually HT? I always missed them in the past.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Do a calendar entry and put a note in your sig.
If you build it, they will come.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 14:26, archived)
# best I could manage at such short notice.
back to work now
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Yaaayyyy!
See, you don't even need any notice!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 14:21, archived)
# I don't know how you do it
but you're just too good
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 14:26, archived)
# don't think I'll have that as a background picture :D
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 14:44, archived)
# It's a bit fuzzy
*checks antenna*

Woo!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 14:12, archived)
# I got up late and missed it :( DAMN YOU TIMEZONES!!!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Are they getting
the message yet ?


Click for bigger (49 kb)

(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:37, archived)
# loud and clear
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Screech is fat
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Mr Belding
do I really have to kneel infront of you?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:46, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:49, archived)
# The old ones are ... the old ones
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:34, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:35, archived)
# *audible groan*
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:38, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:39, archived)
# :D
Excellent!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:42, archived)
#
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# i love him
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Greatest spang, ever.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Tommy Cooper ftw!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:39, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Oh dear.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Hahaha! Nicely :)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:42, archived)
# deary me...
:)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Ha
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Holiday Repost
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:50, archived)
# I love Ground Hogs...
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:51, archived)
# this week's challenge is
almost infringed copyrights
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:13, archived)
# No... I think we should go with ¬
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Craig!
How wonderful to see you
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:30, archived)
# ... holiday?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:54, archived)
# You!
\o/
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:35, archived)
# that's what I thought
Where's my birthday cake/card/pressie?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Just here.
*points at Birthday Cake/Card/Pressie*

So, to quote the not-so-recent Australian Tourist Board ads: Where the Bloody Hell are you?*


Although, what with flooding, cyclones et al, the answer is probably 'Down In The Storm Shelter, thanks, mate'
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:41, archived)
# arf
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:42, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Hahaha
Craig Groundhogdayvid

Woo!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Haha! :D
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Where have you gone?
Anywhere nice?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Is it raining?
I hadn't noticed.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:02, archived)
# I'm finding this hard to believe.
Much like this: snipurl.com/1y8fj9
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:45, archived)
# argh!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:47, archived)
# nice.
a friend of mine watched this film 4 times back-to-back. he appeared otherwise reasonably sane
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:05, archived)
# I'd like to do that with Eraserhead, 12 Monkeys, 2001 and The Shining
Then get drunk and see what happens.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:26, archived)
# or,
Event Horizon, The Omen (the decent one), In The Mouth Of Madness, and Vanilla Sky
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Why would anyone watch Vanilla Sky?
I tried it once and it was horrible
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# or
Ishtar, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, Home Alone 2 and Gigli.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:50, archived)
# I have these treasures lined up for tonight:
Beaches, Steel Magnoilas, Step Up 2 and Dirty Dancing.
Then I'm going to pamper myself and feel fabulous.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:58, archived)
# I just made the table rock, such was my mirth
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 14:14, archived)
# I can imagine doing that
I'd be hard pressed to find any fault with it.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:33, archived)
# heheheh
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:38, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Repost, you say?
Hamtoucher!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 14:09, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:50, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:55, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I was waiting for Bert!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:28, archived)
# If the wind changes you'll stay like it.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)
# mayhap it already did
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)
# this is NOT how to become a meme
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Why is your dog looking at me?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:55, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:55, archived)
# This is raping my eyes
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:57, archived)
# well hello there *eyebrows*
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:59, archived)
# *no eyebrows back*
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:06, archived)
# mictoboy's had her
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Is that on autocomplete?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:02, archived)
# You'd have to ask him that
Oh, I see. Yes, yes it is!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Mom?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Well Princess, it looks like you managed to keep me here a while longer.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:03, archived)
# This is ace....
....and quite disturbing
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:30, archived)
#
quite disturbing very VERY SEXY
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:39, archived)
# WouoW
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:43, archived)
# I see what you mean
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:42, archived)
# 0_o
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:43, archived)
# She's so into herself!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:44, archived)
# I thought that I made this?
No, clearly not. Hmm.

I appear to have a broken brain?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 14:11, archived)
# haha
what?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 14:33, archived)
# I, ... erm, ... eh ... *runs*
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:40, archived)
# What the fuck is this shit?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:58, archived)
# No.
Wrong.

And not in a good way.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your co-worker?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Mnngh.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:25, archived)
# oh quick

(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:29, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:43, archived)
# You're almost out of micropore bandages.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:29, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Continuous Office LOL
*see above*
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:35, archived)
# just like harry enfield on the intro to his old tv show :)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Easter is ruined.
*throws away chocolate eggs*
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:36, archived)
# No.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:37, archived)
# SNORF!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:40, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 14:22, archived)
# baaaah.
'noon
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:50, archived)
# I don't understand it, but I like it :D
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Nicely drawn!
but he's walked striaght past what he oughta water!!

Woo!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:56, archived)
# he's given up
as had i while doodling.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Depends
On whether it's a Pink Floyd The Wall rose or a The Little Prince rose . . . or does it.


Discuss
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:09, archived)
# A farm for idea?
:)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry] the greatest clash of musical cultures ever seen
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Hahaha
Cheers, you just given me an idea!
:)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Your going for another wank, aren't you...
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:50, archived)
# BRB LOL
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:00, archived)
# ^ Well done
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:08, archived)
# :)

(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:50, archived)
#
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# Woo'd
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Show off.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:39, archived)
# is it like that trick with a ping-pong ball & a hairdryer?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:41, archived)
# You kinky bastard
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:47, archived)
# ha ha ha :D
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Arf! :D
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:51, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:54, archived)
# some of us haven't got that kind of muscular control these days
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Nope
He'd have to breathe at some point!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:35, archived)
# you can shoot a hair drier out of your vag'?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:40, archived)
# hahah
GO HOVER DOG!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Its "Hovadog". He's totally street. And shit.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:50, archived)
# oh. I was thinking about a different hovering dog. My mistake.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:54, archived)
# BatDog?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:32, archived)
# can he hover?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:36, archived)
# He has to flap really really hard
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:37, archived)
# man
I'd hate to see the guano in his cave!
I suggest laughing and clapping
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:48, archived)
# he's 72% helium
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:43, archived)
# IT'S NOT ENOUGH!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:49, archived)
# it's never enough for you
you're insatiable
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:09, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Psychopotamus is psychoseal`s best friend
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:43, archived)
# So ... very ... very ... close
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:54, archived)
# They are related to Alain Prost
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:57, archived)
# MEEEEEEEEAATY! :)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Mmmm
I wish I could conjure meats with my mind.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Meatneato - the X-Men's most vicious enemy
"... oh SHIT Woolverene, it's rainin Liver again..."
"Not to fear Osamma Bin NightCrawler, my Adam_Ant_Ium fingers will protect us... RIDICULE IS NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF..."
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:42, archived)
# "well fuuurc me Woolvereneie, you made mince meat out of that liver..."
"not a problem Rogue played by a retarded Christine Agwileriaria"

edited in the interests of tautology
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:59, archived)
# "TO INFINITY AND FURTHER!"
"how did you get here John Lightyear?"
"I got a taxi!"
"Did you remember to get a recipt, because you can claim it back on your expenses..."
"fucknuggest - I forgot again"
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:01, archived)
# *group laughter*
*roll credits*
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:05, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:46, archived)
# SHE WENT THERE!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:50, archived)
# I'm off back to mumsnet
it's less of a fucking sausage fest there
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:55, archived)
# flounce?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:00, archived)
# no, it's just the way my trousers
are cut
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:02, archived)
# I BEG TO DIFFER!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:02, archived)
# you mean that woman I got pregnant
is probably a man?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:06, archived)
# plummet, you little shit!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Hippo can wait allllll day
:D
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:49, archived)
# He's going to have to. This dog knows what he's doing :)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:59, archived)
# They are all at it!

(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Its like they're from the future!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:55, archived)
# I have a dog who would love to do this..
But he is such a fat cunt, he can't get off the ground!


(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Surely the 3 Weetabix won't last forever?!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:55, archived)
# that dog has mad skills.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:05, archived)
# I NO!
He's been doing it for an hour non-stop!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Levitating dog levitates
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Too Soon!
:(
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Just read that
Sad news indeed
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:16, archived)
# yep
RIP Nanageddon
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:22, archived)
# :D
I like this!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Ahhh That's so cute.
:{)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Hello new person.
Could you please explain what you little face is meant to be?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:49, archived)
# It's Lily Allen's blowjob face
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Oh yeah, I recognise it now...
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Duck with a moustache?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Throne out of office
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:11, archived)
# How opulent
Also, nice tagging
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:13, archived)
# *SPANGED off b3ta
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:13, archived)
# oh, there are much worse puns than that
there are much worse puns than that
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:19, archived)
# your mind, to my mind.
your mind, to my mind.

moo?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:28, archived)
# sorry to threadjack
but just seen that Mr E. Weathercock has been featured in Boing Boing for the Escher/Escalator mash up!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:19, archived)
# oh yes!...nicely done
*notices top brand of cigarettes* :)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:18, archived)
# well done
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:34, archived)
# mincer
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Beefore and after
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Mmm ... otter mince ...
I don't understand these twonks that are happy to eat cow, pig and chicken, but suddenly turn up their noses at dog or cat or badger or whatever, because, y'know - they're cute.

Meat is meat and either you like it or you don't - pseudo-morality won't affect the taste (unless you're one of those desperate-for-righteousness tossbags, in which case you need to be shot any way).
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Amen brother
although I suspect there is too little meat on many animal types to make them worth farming on a mass scale. Also - dogs, cats, badgers etc are too aggressive and quick moving. Animals farmed for fur (which are also aggressive and fast moving) tend to be kept in very poor conditions. I.e. it's not practical.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:51, archived)
# I read there's been a rush on rabbit
since Nigel Slater cooked it recently.

I wasn't aware rabbit had gone out of fashion...

It's gorge
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:53, archived)
# rabbit stew is fucking lush
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Trufax
Rabbit meat alone and you will die from starvation
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Birthday present from my vegetarian missus a few years ago
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Can anyone explain to me the whole "I'm a vegetarian, but I still eat fish" thing?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:09, archived)
# most fish are more closely related to parsnips than cows
TRUFAX
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Ah. I knew there had to be a rational explanation.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:14, archived)
# there is no explanation
people are idiots.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Or eggs.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Now myself I can kind of justify the eggs thing ...
*goes all defensive with some convoluted, half-arsed explanation about how eggs don't have souls*
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:37, archived)
# They're not alive
They're unfertilised, so essentially they're just a chicken's period
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:56, archived)
# go to work on THAT
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:01, archived)
# And there's the payback for Sheila's Wheels
Just in time for lunch
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:02, archived)
# mmmm
lunch
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:13, archived)
# But it's OK to kill animals like wasps because they're annoying, right?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:17, archived)
# As long as you don't eat them afterwards.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Well that's just wasteful.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:45, archived)
# I went to the hospital last monday because of a wasp sting.
I`ve to get my revenge!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:29, archived)
# It's OK because there is no such thing as a fish anyway
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Thats basically the content of my first ever zoology class at college.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:16, archived)
# excellent!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:42, archived)
# arf!

'ning b3ta.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:51, archived)
# No! Not the red ones! :(
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:53, archived)
# You either love 'em or hate 'em.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:00, archived)
# nutty goodness
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:16, archived)
# mmmmmm
squirl mince
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:11, archived)
#
haha i want one
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:12, archived)
# large pfft emitted
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:19, archived)
# HOORAY HENRIETTAS!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Phwoar! Look at the jugs on that!
By which, I mean I like this :)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:30, archived)
# The cold, dead eyes of a killer
and they're destined for cheap hotdogs and burgers.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:31, archived)
# I attribute this to the fact I've started painting pictures whilst watching harrowing documentaries about disasters and war.
That cow has seen some shit. Some bad shit.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:33, archived)
# It served in 'nam
Sorry, will be served up in 'nam, the restaurant on the High Street.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Picowso
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Yey!
Cows FTW!

(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Brrr
It's friesian in here
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:37, archived)
# We need to milk the cow puns a little more
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:43, archived)
# pull the udder one
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:45, archived)
# that's where square sausages come from
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Yes, but can it be milked?
Oh.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Great Style!
And I like the way you recycled a page from the Oldie
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Cow + Cube
Cowube
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Nice texture
you painterly young man.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] We're all Goths really. Some are just more attention-seeking than others?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:19, archived)
# You're all individuals!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:20, archived)
# yes! we ARE all individuals!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:20, archived)
# I'm not.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:22, archived)
# I am
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I could be one.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:36, archived)
# You ARE the messiah, and I should know! I've followed a few!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:45, archived)
# I wear black, so I'm MORE individual than YOU!
:- (
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:23, archived)
# you were black?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:24, archived)
# he's not now
He clashed with the Spinal Tap album
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:24, archived)
# I was, but I had this Skin Pigment Vitiligo Disease
Then I died :(
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Diana Ross is dead?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:29, archived)
# YEAO!

(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:31, archived)
# In heaven everybody floats
they are not impressed by his moonwalk
Fred Astair hates him
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:35, archived)
# haha
I thought that was a Pennywise quote for a second
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:38, archived)
# hehe
It's Tom Binns as Ian D Montford

www.tombinns.com/Tom_Binns/Video.html
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:41, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Schamon!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:48, archived)
# My black clothes are darker than yours.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:37, archived)
# But I'm a priest?
No darker clothes than Priest-Black?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Then you haven't been Goth
for as long as I have.

//weeps for you
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:45, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:20, archived)
# is that an expression of surprise from someone with a sthpeech impediment?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:24, archived)
# hahaha, yes, as in Golly Goth, it's Johnatan Woss!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Something's not right today
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:18, archived)
# threadrush!
Oh Griffy,

NOoooooooooooooooooooo!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:20, archived)
# The Fuck Strikes Back!
The Dayshift won't like this.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Someone uploaded one of my pics to knowyourmeme
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Which one is yours? There's quite a lot on there.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:26, archived)
# The b3tamemes 1940 pic
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Fuck, yeah. That's a good one :)
You didn't tag it?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Haha
"Just one guys head shooped on various bodies. If it’s a meme, it’s not funny at all."
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:26, archived)
# haha
they've done their research!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:48, archived)
# What, no Vimod?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:13, archived)
# *converts to the dark side of the FUCK*
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:21, archived)
# That truly would be a "gay shift"
:)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 11:45, archived)
# *glares*
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:23, archived)
# hehehehehehehe
subverting your expectations since 10:18
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:24, archived)
# First funny use of this meme
ever.

YAY!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:47, archived)
# O_O
*claps and hollers*
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Aiiiiiiieeeee!!!!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:18, archived)
# HI YA!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:19, archived)
# that's a dangerous habit
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:20, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
She'd be deadly with your Nunchucks?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:55, archived)
# ARF....................this would make a crackin' movie :D
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Say...um...something.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 2:52, archived)
# Pretty pretty princess
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 2:54, archived)
# NO!
You're only supposed to post this stuff on the dayshift
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 3:07, archived)
# Hah!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 3:15, archived)
# aahahah
Photography supplied by FUCK
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 3:26, archived)
# My old 400D changes to this brand too, whenever there's low light conditions
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 6:35, archived)
# Gah!
I think I would've liked the source, but I'm at work so I'm not going to Google "japanese cosplay".
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 8:47, archived)
# Go on... Do it!
*Also, it's a bit quiet here today, are you all asleep?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:27, archived)
# Bleh
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:30, archived)
# I'm with emvee





I just wish he hadn't invited Waspbox too - he's all elbows and knees ;)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:36, archived)
# I predict Geoff will also be a bit bleh today
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:39, archived)
# did you meat up for drinkypoos last night?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:40, archived)
# there was, indeed, beer last night
some of it was free
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:41, archived)
# cor blimey luvaduck
I had an evening of Marks and Spencer's Curry and watching the crappest movie in the world ever on SyFy
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:45, archived)
# was it 'Beneath Loch Ness'?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:49, archived)
# No, it was Titanic II
It was shit.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Titanic II?
Just when you thought it was safe to get back out of the water
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:27, archived)
# it was about the 100th anniversary voyage
in an exact replica ship (but with new technology, a design fault that meant hull collapse in a side on collision with REALLY bad CGI and terrible green screening - yeah right - I like totally believe you're stood on a glacier in the Arctic....
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Titanic 2 is awesomely bad
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:44, archived)
# This version was better
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Oh yeah, I know
Let's have another beer.
I hate my eyes for making me awake and I have Sheila's Wheels in my head.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:54, archived)
# I just saw that on facebook
Now I do too

you bastard
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Waspy is also quite tongue-y
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:01, archived)
# That's my wanking material sorted for tonight
/ac
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:19, archived)
# driving you mad, are they?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Like a steering wheel attached to the front of my pants
they're driving me nuts
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:02, archived)
# sounds fun
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:11, archived)
# -_-
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:57, archived)
# no, i'm awake
more's the pity
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:53, archived)
# this just makes me think of the "We found a troll" story there was on QOTW
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 1:31, archived)
#
poor kid. is he okay?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 1:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 0:53, archived)
# woo
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:39, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 0:24, archived)
# Wizzer and Chips?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 0:29, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 0:59, archived)
# ahaha
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 8:45, archived)
#
I'm a bit RIS I'm afraid. In my defence, I am still half asleep :(
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:38, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:50, archived)
# I know this I know this!!!!
Is it Cock Piss Partidge?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 0:32, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 0:32, archived)
# Foreign Rubbish?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 0:38, archived)
# why is Twinkie the Kid looking at a bell-end with yarn coming out of it?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 1:11, archived)
# BULLY BEEF AND CHIPS
YOU FUCK!!!!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 2:09, archived)
[challenge entry] On a similar note...
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Wait... there's something coming through...
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 0:38, archived)
# A black Tom Baker.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 1:18, archived)

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