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# You are in a cave. There is a cow here. A sign reads: Please do not kill the cow. What do you do?

You are in a cave. There is a cow here. A sign reads: Please do not kill the cow. What do you do?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:30, archived)
# >FUCK GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:30, archived)
# YOU SHALL NOT PASS
THE COW
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:30, archived)
# that's good
i didn't eat the fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:34, archived)
# It looks hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:36, archived)
# so would i be if all i ever got was grass
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:37, archived)
# I'm trying to get back in shape before trying to fit back in a wet suit
I know how the poor cow feels
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:39, archived)
# try the liver reduction diet for a fortnight
you should lose at least a stone
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:43, archived)
# so far my diet is smoking more
and eating less dead animals, pretty much in that order
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:46, archived)
# cut out starchy foods
and severely limit beer intake
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:47, archived)
# My beer intake is already limited
by how much I can fit in my mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:50, archived)
# mine is limited
by the fact that i don't actually like beer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:51, archived)
# I can manage to get more vodka in my mouth than beer
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)
# same here
although i tend to stick to bacardi these days
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Achievement Unlocked!
Penetrated The Wizard's Circle.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:32, archived)
# way ahead of you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:35, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10324095#post10324098
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:35, archived)
# This - HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 7:35, archived)
# rape cow
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:30, archived)
# The cow kicks you, rupturing your liver. You die a slow, agonising death.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:36, archived)
# story of my life
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Go west
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:31, archived)
# >you are in a maze of twisty tunnels. Life is peaceful there.
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:33, archived)
# We close our eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Draw back the curtains
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha but also
NO! You young uns! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:41, archived)
# yes, but
they never lose the game
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Smashie
I just had to listen, I used to think they were so cool when I were young! :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl3PYk_s4Kk
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:50, archived)
# no youtube
but it's on the Demons soundtrack, so i've heard it quite recently.
actually, i may watch demons tonight.
*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Not seen that.
Or heard of it come to that. Is it good?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 23:14, archived)
# 80's italian horror
lamberto bava and dario argento. definitely worth a watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Kill the sign!
...then kill the cow :)
(Mr.Wuepa! 2 sugars please!!, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:31, archived)
# I would probably lead the cow to safety
and let it roam free in the rolling hills
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:31, archived)
# >cunt her in the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:32, archived)
#
TALK TO COW
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Cow: "Moo"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:35, archived)
# *rolls 20 sided dice*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:38, archived)
# KILL COW
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:33, archived)
# You slap furiously at the cow. The cow seems not to notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:34, archived)
# fixed
You sl Fwap furiously at the cow. The cow seems not to notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:35, archived)
# like throwing a sausage roll up an entry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:38, archived)
# or shagging Katie Price
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:40, archived)
# like there's any difference?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:42, archived)
# made me laugh when she was seeing Gareth gates
she must have used to boy like a dildo
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:47, archived)
# a dildo would be more animated
and less plastic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:51, archived)
# and wouldn't vibrate as much when it talked
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Pfft that made no sense
please ignore the last comment
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:53, archived)
# no!
it made me giggle!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Right I really am going to bed now before I get too drunk and end up waking up the the imprint of the keyboard on my face
again
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 23:01, archived)
# :D
g'night!
i'll be off to bed myself in about an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 23:06, archived)
# You'll be hungry by now and you must obey
instructions so cut off one leg and eat it unless you are veggie in which case kill yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:33, archived)
# No, YOU follow the instructions.
In trying to cut of your leg, your stab at it haphazardly with a broken stalagmite. You instantly sever an artery and bleed out within minutes.

Game Over
Ending: Don't play smart with God.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Not my leg you pranny!
The leg of beef, or according to the image, leg of veal
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:43, archived)
# That cow needs therapy.
I'd cheer it up. Then barbeque it. Much later, mind you.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:34, archived)
# I question how the heck I ended up in a cave with a cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:34, archived)
# ^^
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:35, archived)
# like you have never woken up next to a cow
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Best reply today lololol
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:41, archived)
# You ponder your recent history, only to find your mind completely blank.
There was nothing before the cave, the cow, and the sign. How queer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:38, archived)
# I pull the sign from the ground, in case I need a weapon, do a quick search for water, and sit down.
I figure if the cow knows a way out, it'll do so within a day.
If it doesn't - I'll take the sign, the cow, and myself on a spot of exploration, looking for water/light/breeze.
If I become hopelessly lost after two days, (and the person who wrote the sign hasn't put in an appearance), I'll kill the cow with the sign, make a fire with the wood, and cook me some beef.
I would fully expect to be dead from dehydration 48hrs after this event..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 23:12, archived)
# do you remember around about 5pm you said "I'm going to invent a new cocktail"
it kind of went a bit crazy after that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Yeah, that lighter fluid really packs a punch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:49, archived)
# >CALL DEFRA
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Nothing. Everything's fine.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Game Over.
Ending: Contentment.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:37, archived)
# phone police
gary lineker has already killed the cow and is wearing it's skin as a disguise.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Find the joke and milk it for all its worth
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:37, archived)
# This is udderly ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:40, archived)
# >Go North
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:39, archived)
# You're in a cave.
How the do would you know which way is north?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:41, archived)
# I look at the moss, or I float a magnetized needle in cows piss. wait...
Make cow piss
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:48, archived)
# >KISS THE COW AND TRY TO INITIATE A LONG-LASTING FRIENDSHIP
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Shop more heads on and enter it on Worth1000?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:47, archived)
# i see a little silhouett-o of a cow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the fandango
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Scara MOO sh?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Needs more badger porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Don't we all
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:53, archived)
# God, you lot are just a childish clique...
*flounces off*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Ha-ha! The guy/gal's a legend in their own lunchtime.
An entirely awesome endeavour to fuck just about everyone off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Gal. Owned up to having a hubby in another post.
The poor bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 23:01, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUxiXbJ0CtY
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:56, archived)
#
SAY THORIN Carry Me
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Tada!!
Bridge over troubled waters - Simon and Garfunkel



Don't all be jelous of my awesome paint skills at once now!

:D
(Mr.Wuepa! 2 sugars please!!, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Aw poor water
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:29, archived)
# you could have also entered this into the goth challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:29, archived)
# streamo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Oh you
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Nice but also literal.
Please enroll for lesson 2, "Puns"
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:31, archived)
# i thought the theme was "literal song titles"
:S
...and it is...
lol
(Mr.Wuepa! 2 sugars please!!, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:36, archived)
# there's nothing the fine people of b3ta like more then hitting people with frying pan
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Ha! You have me there Glasshopper but
be careful. Some wednesdays I read the challenge subject before diving in with replies. As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:39, archived)
# That's the spirit, Mr.Wuepa!
Welcome to b3ta.
Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Dankooo!
:D
(Mr.Wuepa! 2 sugars please!!, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:52, archived)
# I see you've been to the Smash Monkey School of Contemporary Digital Arts
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Hoorah, a chance to post this! I've had it in my head for ages but have been too lazy to make it until now.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:27, archived)
# *Sings the crescent wrench song*
"Life's adjustable o cherries"
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:29, archived)
# needs more Micky Dolenz
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] one adult ticket please
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:19, archived)
# YOU! YES, YOU! STAND STILL, LADDIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:21, archived)
# If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:23, archived)
# two lots of pudding?
my, you're spoiling me tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:25, archived)
# please sir can I have some more


















































Fuck wrong film
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:26, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:29, archived)
# poor taste bouncy head toy.
(Testicles just for you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 23:11, archived)
[challenge entry] So, who else is old enough to remember this fellow?
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Lily Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Me I'm afraid
Baxter's cockaleekie soup
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:26, archived)
# The Raymond Baxter Project?
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Is that the Smug Bastard?
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] giant pickle - Mr Scruff
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:11, archived)
# this is very similar to an hallucination i once had
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:20, archived)
# :~}
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:20, archived)
# That's one hell of a
ferkin gherkin you got there.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Cor.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Woo
I am drinking some mr scruff tea as I type this
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 9:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:10, archived)
# most fluffsome
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:22, archived)
# That's fucking mental
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Despite all my rage...


Two visual puns for the price of one! Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:07, archived)
# damn smashing pumpkins!
they were responsible for the hairdo that got me called "skunk-head" for over a year
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:10, archived)
# You have to admit
They are awesome, far better than anything today anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:14, archived)
# yes, but i had fucking black and white hair!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:19, archived)
# bet you looked a right twat
I know I did with most of my head shaved except a stupidly long fringe
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:22, archived)
# it didn't look too bad
until i let it grow long enough to be tied back. then i looked like that evil bitch from josie and the pussycats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:25, archived)
# or Cruella DeVille
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:25, archived)
# no, hers was half and half
mine was all black, except for a white streak either side of my face
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:29, archived)
# I was going to do that song.
:(
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Sorry D:
This one's been stuck in my head for about a week now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:12, archived)
# YES!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZph3ZDpUr8
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Ace remix :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Wham!


Drinks are free!
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:04, archived)
# hahahaha!
i had that fucker of a song stuck in my head all day sunday!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:05, archived)
# wake me up before you go go?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] arf
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:07, archived)
# This compo has lithe, muscular legs.
I expect greatness.
Like this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Thanks
But now I feel pressure, as great legs come in pairs.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Silly George.
It says "NO PULP" on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:30, archived)
# snap on source...
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 23:34, archived)
# gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:40, archived)
# THAT'S IT!!!
I'm not buying any more Tropicana now....and George Michael can fuck right off!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:44, archived)
# it took me a while to get this
I spent ages thinking "fuck! which song can it be?!"

and then I got it...

my reaction wasn't unlike this, but I'm still alive...

a well deserved FP
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 1:09, archived)
# Choose your player.
(sinkingducks, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Pikachu; I choose you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Yes but the RSPCA tell you to keep a 100m distance.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:02, archived)
# *shakes fist at charitable foundation*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:14, archived)
# In Soviet Russia; game chooses player.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:56, archived)
# that game cost me many weeks' pocket money
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:01, archived)
# You had pockets?
You were lucky!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:03, archived)
# i needed somewhere to keep my begging bowl
so i sewed myself some pockets from dried-out discarded teabags.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Hang on, I just need to cu-
Uhh, count my coins.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] You're not my saviour but I still want more.


Bit obscure, but probably the least obscure in my iTunes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Soilent green iz peepilz?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Soilent green iz shrieking girl! D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:48, archived)
# i love that film
it's so sad!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Ghost Spluffters
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Here we go-oh!
(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:37, archived)
# thats no moon!
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:41, archived)
# and I like it I like it I like it I like it I lalalalike it lalalalike it, oooo-ooooh
floating all around in spaaa-aaace
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Voodoo Chile (Not Slight Return)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:33, archived)
# HERE COME THE DRUMS HERE COME THE DRUMS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:35, archived)
# yay :D

add something that's not a red x
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:35, archived)
# not red x for me...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:36, archived)
# everything hosted on b3tas crap picture server is a red x for me


this isn't because it's on b3tards
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:37, archived)
# aha!
that just dawned on me as i scrolled down
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:40, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:36, archived)
# ahahaha
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:13, archived)
#
love the picture you took of your bathroom there
(hreqz, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:28, archived)
# In the Ghetto.

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:32, archived)
# if there's one thing that i don't need....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Three black gangstas all up in yo shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:35, archived)
# actual lol there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Elvis, was a hero to most
E-elvis was a hero to most

Elvis was a hero to most, but he never meant shit to me coz he straight up racist as fuck, that's simple and plain, muthaFUCK him and John Wayne
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Jigglypuff !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:31, archived)
# "who are you?"
"I'M CATMAN"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Jesus
Give us money or death will follow
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:40, archived)
# This is more than scary
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Got mumps?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] let's get this out of the way


Click for bigger (37 kb)
(countwilfredthehairy i wasn't born to live, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Is that the mothership?
Thank fuck for that!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:30, archived)
#
The magic of MS Paint
(Floppydonkey, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:34, archived)
#
powerpoint 97
(gaylord stinchcomb Ridicule is nothing to be scared of. AIDS is., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:50, archived)
# 'ning b3ta!
I should be writing a lab report. Or that essay due next week. What should you be doing this evening?



Click for readable(45 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:18, archived)
# maybe he asked your ring size
because he wanted to book some bum fun for valentine's day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:23, archived)
# We have to book?
If we don't will it be otherwise engaged?

I'm ringing my girlfriend now...
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:26, archived)
# not necessarily
but asking before you want it gives her time to get used to the idea.
i'd imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:29, archived)
# I fear my best chance is the pseudo-accidental method.
Oh god, is it? Sorry it's dark in here, well now I'm in...
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:35, archived)
# and booze
lots of booze
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:37, archived)
# hah!
perhaps, perhaps....
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:27, archived)
# I should be doing some of my fine art project.
But I already did some two days ago. This makes no sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:27, archived)
# I'm looking at teen badger porn


And now I'm going to bed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:34, archived)
# aawk b3ta hosting is pish
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and shit, as per. it's a silly song, but i do like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Joining in the compo antics, Smash?
Huzzah!
And woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:17, archived)
# i'm not even going to moan about it not being dragons
as part of it is for a good cause
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Think of a song that features dragons & crowbar it in.
Double bonus round!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:25, archived)
# ha! i just might!
fuck, forgot to put the bin out!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Puff the magic dragon?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:27, archived)
# my cousin sang that on a karaoke when she was pissed
instead of "frolicked", she kept saying "frockled"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:32, archived)
# I'm ris'ing smash, put me out my misery
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Beatles track...
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:26, archived)
# look down there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:40, archived)
# cant see it :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:26, archived)
# maxwell's silver hammer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:30, archived)
# b3ta hosting is being a dick again
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:31, archived)
# it was doing it t'other night
took over an hour before i could post a pic of a seahorse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:34, archived)
# I wish people would stiop using it and just got to b3tards.com
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:36, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:39, archived)
# no offence meant but it's a horrible server
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:47, archived)
# i know
but i'm scared to try anything new on this antiquated machine, it's on life support as it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] *posts and hides again*
(MissLemon, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:12, archived)
# haha the most military font ever and the angriest cat ever
I'd donate to a charity of angry military tigers
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:14, archived)
# charadees need to get tough
especially with these lovely creatures
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:16, archived)
# this is quite good
but the growl seems a little vicious, hehheh.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:15, archived)
# If I saw that,
I would probably want it shot... which might defeat the charity's aims.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:15, archived)
# hahaha :D
nice take on the name there
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:16, archived)
# haha
Needs a "donate or I'll eat you!"
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:30, archived)
# ha ha ha!
brilliant1
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Nice...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:12, archived)
# cool pic
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:13, archived)
# That's really good.
Nice lurkage btw
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:14, archived)
# likes
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:15, archived)
# nice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:15, archived)
# This is lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:18, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:19, archived)
# This should win :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:20, archived)
# That's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:29, archived)
# I like this
because it is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Misslemon
I now know who you are
Good choice of hubby btw:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Hahaha
I now do as well!

Nicely Mrs Lemon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:34, archived)
# And the great ape you rode in on:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Purrfect!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Lovely stuff!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 17:22, archived)

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