(El Cid...wing attack plan R...,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:23,
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It depends what you're in the mood for.
I'd say you need to listen to Syzygys - Complete Studio Recordings. Imagine if The Residents made Japanese pop songs. Try it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrA-QzjkEPs Other tracks are a little more layed back. Some more traditional eastern sounding songs and some light jazz. Played on Partch's 43 notes per octave system.
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:03,
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does it animate or something?
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:04,
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NO
you want links, also I don't understand the hate for him quite frankly, wow he gets people to write his songs for him (like 1000000000 other pop artists) and anyway he'll have billions of pounds not to give a shit about some long haired whiny metal head who expresses his teenage angst through shit internet comments.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:29,
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GAYSHIFT IS RUINED
EDIT: Pub tiem! Goodnight all xxx
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:14,
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Look, it's great that you watch tv and stuff
but b3ta is a predominantly UK based site and not many of us know or care who Justin Bieber is. It's like us telling you that one of McFly got shot in Eastenders. It means utterly fuck all.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:18,
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corpsey
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:21,
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See B.S.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:29,
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bum spigots?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:30,
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tasty bum spigots
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:53,
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pfff
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:03,
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(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:52,
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and what?
am I the first one to have ever subverted a challenge round here? I wasn't the first person to post something against the sainted challenge either. are you going to go after them when you get bored of me?
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:55,
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For a small charity.
Yes. It must make you feel such a big person.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:55,
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and you're proving to be the bigger man in all this...
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:57,
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Well by comparison it's not really a biggy.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:58,
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The only way to avoid its wrath is to stop trying to impress it.
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:48,
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*waves hand*
These aren't the posts you're looking for.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:49,
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lmao now this is really getting pathetic
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:53,
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How dare people from b3ta comunicate on other forums:O
Quickly! Put on your tin foil hat! EDIT: Don't worry. It's not paranoia. We use it to laugh at you.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:57,
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I never said that either...keep going
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:58,
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OK
Weeeeell back to the matter of you try, in your own words, to subvert a compo in aid of a small charity. Something you've never actually defended. Ironically Terry early on in the compo said that your effort was one he'd want to use on a mug. So your delusions of a clique woudn't have been true as it was very likely that you would have won.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:03,
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like I said down there
I will have to now live with the knowledge that I missed out on that once in a lifetime opportunity.
a mug you say...damn.
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:06,
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Well if you weren't bothered
Why did you enter in the compo? hmm?
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:11,
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(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:12,
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eloquently put
with no actual answer.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:13,
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Wait - you are understanding that your prize would have been a mug?
This is brilliant
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:17,
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No the prize could have been a year's adoption of the wild cat of his choice
I really nice 15x11 print of Nina, the wild cat named after the b3tard Jessie and a years membership to the Trust. The charity literally makes no money apart from donators. It only runs because there are 8 people who live and work there for free. The logo would have gone on the mug to raise money for the charity.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:23,
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dammit...dammit...dammit
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:25,
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Janet
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:25,
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(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:25,
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:D
There's so much I could say to make him small and pathetic but it would not be seemly as there's something surrounding the b3tards involvement with the CST that should not be raised on grounds of taste and respect.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:28,
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Yeh
Probably best to close the book on this one though now, fella.. Let's focus on the positive things that came out of the compo ;)
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:34,
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yes I'm the pathetic one in this.
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:34,
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Simply...
...yes.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:38,
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sorry to butt into this conversation
but i've barely posted for months and part of this lost me. was this challenge cancelled or something?
he believed that a 'B3ta clique' were controlling the winning prizes.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:49,
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I don't believe that at all..stop bullshitting
I was taking the piss out of you because of your facebook rant
i.p. bans lmao
then all this rubbish
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:54,
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sadly missing the rest of that conversation that puts it all in perspective.
For those who would like to know what that convo was about it was Jahlid worrying that people like Mr. P69 may post picture of dead or tortured cats as a compo entry. My, 'Yes. Fuck 'em I say.' was about those people. As usual. He had to make it about himself.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:03,
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modded star wars site
irc channel
yadda yadda
when have I ever done that?..posting pictures of dead cats? lmao..dude you're so fucking full of shit you're starting to pull things out yer arse
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:10,
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Read what I said.
Sadly (and I know you'll find this heart wrenching) the wall post wasn't about you. You just made it so. I do love the way you just come back on the attack without answering any of the questions asked you. Fortunately I'm paid to be here til 11pm as I've jsut be answering gaz after gaz about what a tosser you are and how they've found you a tosser in the past. I gave you the option to sit down and sort this out today but you wouldn't hear about it.
EDIT: Oh and thank for giving me so many new Facebook friends who are so happy to talk about you. You're fast becoming a b3ta joke (please see the post above mine). Yadda yadda yadda is not the reply to an intelligent debate.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:18,
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I have never EVER said this was about me..
you posting all this shite and mostly lies all because of a throw away comment I made . I just think that you saying I'll get rob to dish out i.p. bans for posting pictures like dead cats and things that go against the grain of the challenge totally fucking laughable.
so keep going on with the wee campaign you've got going against me.
who cares actually who's gazzing you? I fucking don't, well done to the lot of you...you don't like me.
have a party
you're doing well
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:27,
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Please. I said we should sit at the table and sort everything out.
Just this afternoon you said fuck off to that. You have never justified yourself but followed replies when invited to do so with agression. OK. Here. Now. Believe me gazzes are buzzing and so is Facebook. Justify your actions over the last week. I believe as you're a long time b3tard then we are your peers. Justify your actions. That's all we're asking for. Better still. Take your time. I'm sure, like the charity compo, we can vote to have your reply as part of the newsletter so everyone can see. In this reply I have not been offensive, aggressive or obusive. Right here. Right now. Or appolgise publically in the newsletter. Believe me. Your name is dirt right now.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:38,
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appolgise?
for what? for a throw away comment that you made into a scene here and on facebook? for posting a link to a facebook conversation that you a Jahled had? for laughing at the dead cat picture?
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:47,
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Fine the offer was there.
No joke mate. You are a laughing stock. You were'nt laughing at a picture of a daed cat youy were saying, 'More more! Fuck the compo. Please make let more poeple do this!' Last chance mate, coz people are really laughing at you. Everytime I refresh I have four new gazes, don't pretend you do.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:57,
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good for you.
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:03,
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Yes
but bad for you. Just rmember. Whenever you post people will be thinking, 'Oh. It's that twat that every person on the board pities.'
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:09,
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hahaha
go away
you're cracking me up
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:11,
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Please don't include me when you use the word "every person"
I'm not about to waste my time aguing on the internet, But I think you're acting quite wrongly yourself....
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:14,
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it's a shadowy world on b3ta
i'm getting images of a group of london-dwelling web artists meeting in smoky backrooms of east-end pubs drinking whiskey and deciding who wins the challenge that week (and generally deciding "happytoast" because he dares use software that I DON'T HAVE OMG!!1!!!!eleven!!!!1)
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:50,
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Guess it depends how you do it
Posting a picture is one thing -- anyone asking for pictures on B3ta has to expect some of what they get -- but posting "this challenge can fuck off right now" is another. Especially when it's a charity, and one linked to something that matters a lot to a lot of people on the board.
'I have no problems with CST or Mr. Moore my problems with you. I think you're a cunt who's using this to further his own standing on b3ta. I'm not the only one who thinks this..but I'm the only one who's willing to speak out.'
Was quite outstanding though.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:00,
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End this
it's ruining a nice moment for Terry and his charity
Please
(JahledThree shades of black,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:33,
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and not a word of a lie.
I do think you're a cunt, I'm not the only one who thinks that and you proved I was right.
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:36,
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Give it a rest, will you?
(El Cid...wing attack plan R...,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:05,
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It will ruin the gayshift!
(MonocromaticoLady Godiva's horse,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:07,
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hahahaha
why must Mummy always fight with Daddy?:O
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:11,
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^ now that's funny
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:13,
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Fixed that
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:23,
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How would I live without the b3ta clique?:P
We're in his undies nibbling his unbleachables.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:24,
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ew.
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:29,
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Right , get the bloody kids in again, it's another eclipse
now I have to explain to my wife why I was searching google images for naked men. thanks b3ta
(Clayhopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:23,
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hahahahaha
WE ARE DOOMED
(MonocromaticoLady Godiva's horse,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:23,
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it's jesus!!
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:24,
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hahaha :D
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:25,
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Click for bigger (133 kb) Vinny would no doubt be sporting his standard black cape if not for the prestigious Chihuahua Boarding School’s super strict dress code.
(danielgoodmAntlerBoyStudios,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:09,
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(MonocromaticoLady Godiva's horse,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:36,
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wonderful, i've finally made it!
(danielgoodmAntlerBoyStudios,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:47,
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We all need a sela!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:50,
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YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SELA
But apparently I can :^P
(MonocromaticoLady Godiva's horse,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:03,
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ONCE THEY TASTE HUMAN BLOOD, NO ONE CAN STOP THEM
(MonocromaticoLady Godiva's horse,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:20,
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Hammers. Now hammers!
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 20:15,
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Two for One...Sorry imageshack was resizing...there I fixed it...clicky image
(tokyosexwhaleStraight From my Mind Penis...,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:51,
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Any chance of a click for visible option?
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:56,
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clicky for a wee bit bigger
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:57,
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Did the northern lights appear in Scotchland last night?
I was so fecking envious. Had I been in the UK yesterday I would have hopped on the next plane to Norway and headed north as quickly as possible.
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:13,
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FUCK!!!
I forgot to look out for them :(
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:15,
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Have you ever seen them?
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:17,
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can't honestly answer that as I was under the influence at the time :D
maybes aye..maybes naw! :)
aberdeen or nairn is the best place to see it and I was in nairn at the time but the lightshow was only for a short few seconds
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:20,
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living in norway as i do
i can confirm that you'd have seen nowt, it was cloudy as anything around here. or it was when i was wandering around a bit earlier in the evening, anyway. i must confess that by the early hours of the morning i'd forgotten all about it :(
i've still never seen the northern lights. i'm going to go on up to tromso and find them around there. much more likely than here in the south.
Bonus challenge! Make 5 seconds of video for a Kunt song
B3ta and Kunt have joined forces in a plot to get a very bad taste record high in the charts at the height of the royal wedding. We need you to make 5 second animation chunks we can bung together to make a video of.
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:00,
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I was with you...
ready to roll out some 300px, 400kb number...
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:06,
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hahahaha
Imagine that right bang in the middle of some shiny HD 16:9 video
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:14,
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Here's my clip anyhow. It might be a bit under 5 seconds but there's enough scope to edit I'm sure.
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:17,
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I'm sure that'll upscale nicely in CS5 to HD.
In other news: Arrrrrrgh thefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefear
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:19,
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i don't really have the facilities to do anything better than that
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:00,
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yay :D
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:54,
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Ooh this looks like fun
*charges camera battery*
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:57,
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Hmmm, any chance of getting it split up and assigned?
would be a pisser to do proper lip sync or a bit specifically about Di and Dodi only to find everyone had done that bit. Or get a list of those who will definitely do it and then Kunt can randomly assign each person a bit of his choosing.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 15:58,
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my worry is that assigning it all up would result in people bagging juicy sections and then not delivering?
It'll be a more effective/damaging if the images fit the lyrics
I'd say worth a punt,
Maybe take names, shove them on a google spreadsheet and get people to fill in how far they've got as they do it. That way other people can jump in if it's going tits up for someone.
We want this done right don't we? ;)
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:05,
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if there's two bits to cover a section
then we pick the better one... but that's not to say something won't get used, there's a lot to cover.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:23,
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what's the conspiracy?
troll mc nugget
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:27,
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six please and fries.
I was supposing you were going on the same basis that the B3ta illuminti were going to take over this project too! I just find it funny that you conspiracy theoried your way out of a prize as I believe that Terry thought your compo entry would have made a good mug. Oddly fitting really.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:02,
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so what you're saying is that on top of my 'psychosis', I'm now paranoid?
anyone else with some malicious comments and lies about me an my so called 'mental health'? anyone?
aaw man I missed out on that once in a lifetime prize?...shit! I'm going to have to live with that regret for the rest of my life
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:11,
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Might've looked good on your CV.
Just saying, like.
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:37,
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yea I'll put it right above the Irn bru curry awards campaign
lmao...aye spot on idea.
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:41,
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So you didn't flounce out of that one then?
Nah, just thinking, you know, I believe you are looking for a job and career in graphic design, and I dunno, perhaps designing a logo which was chosen as the "winning" one for a charity might look good for future employers, they love that sort of thing. You know, using your skills even when out of work, for a non-profit organisation.
But meh, mugs lol
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:23,
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I think we should give everyone a shot at it and let him decide
he might need to dig through a shitload of footage, but at least everyone gets a go at it. [edit] thinking about it though I think toasts idea could be the way to do it..it would be chaos to edit
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:08,
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How long have we got?
(JahledThree shades of black,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:01,
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as long as it takes to be honest
but I'm hoping you'll be really enthusiastic and we can get this together in a week
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:12,
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What's the square root of 69?
(Noeliovertheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:08,
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8.30662386
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:13,
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On typing "what's the square root"
into Google, top suggestion was "of 69". I'm obviously very predictable.
(Noeliovertheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:16,
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What are we, your animation bitches?
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:12,
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I'm very much hoping so
partly I'm thinking
* It's a way to get you involved that isn't just "buy the mp3" * I'm interested to see how this turns out - I want to see this * Kunt was hassling me to make a video for him and I figured doing something community based would be more interesting than what I could do on my own
* Wonders off to collect together his collect of but plugs and his betamax video camera.
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:29,
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worth cracking open after effects for me thinks
just wondering how many slitty eyes in china were gonna get
(Frogcloset(noun),
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:29,
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If this campaign works,
I'm hoping for a release of "the queen's cunt" for the diamond jubilee.
(monkeonschmonkeon,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:40,
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I've got a lot on but, there's a large version of Dodi Where's my car and I have a number of animated gifs from very old The Karma Sutra 2 which may come in handy for a quick mock up of what Wills and whatsherface might get up to, if they're of interest.
Click for whiskers view
(@><|= w0nu!)or cunt to my friends,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:26,
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I'm in.
Hells yeah.
Maybe an 5 sec animated version of this...?
Or maybe a gruesome rendition of Princess Anne's pitbulls mauling two victorian-looking street children.
What are people saying to that?
(Buttersand his titanium codsocket,
Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:27,
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