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[challenge entry] They've just unveiled the new Internet Olympics logo...
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:21, archived)
# This pleases me.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:41, archived)
# It's funny because it's true
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:01, archived)
# racist!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] It's going to be a close finish in the 25km meme stroll
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 8:55, archived)
# I take it they're all lapping Henry!!
Woo & 'nings.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:07, archived)
# Nings
Henry has just realised he should have started 5 laps ago
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha.... Go on Henry, your doing better in the race...
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:09, archived)
# Henry ftw!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Aaargh! The Fear etc
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:21, archived)
[challenge entry] LOL! Can i play?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Cheers!
:)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:04, archived)
# nice...
...but can you name them all?
(i can't)
(, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:07, archived)
# Good Morning Mr Phelps and Happy Birthday
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 7:34, archived)
# They're sensing I'm Peter Graves.
Also Miki out of Lush's birthday today, and my cousin Andrew.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 7:44, archived)
# mmmm
Miki from Lush
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 8:15, archived)
# Morning WB
YAY we are going to war in Libya, this can only end well
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 7:52, archived)
# Very nice.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 7:53, archived)
# ^ This
in fact I'm just off to erm check the servers
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 7:54, archived)
# I was looking through the list, I may do another...
I was thinking Ciara Bravo but then realised that touching her up in photoshop may be a bit wrong?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 8:00, archived)
# I think touching her up in any way would be wrong
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 8:04, archived)
# I'd leave it for a couple of years if I were you.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 8:07, archived)
# Ok...
I'm just going to drop the kids off and then I will touch up Sophia Myles
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 8:09, archived)
# Hail and well met!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 8:35, archived)
# Fuckin...
...wow
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:25, archived)
# :)
nng.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies for the repost, I did this during the Beijing games.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:25, archived)
# hamtoucher
and ris
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:28, archived)
# ristoucher
and ham
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:31, archived)
# Worst. Omelette. Ever.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:31, archived)
# ...aw, shit. I could've disproved that. But I'm here turning this room upside down looking for the lil' USB stick
that holds all my b3ta stuff (and some crucial professional archives, and tons of music) and is the only existing copy of it all, since I wiped it all off this work laptop last week.
It's a tiny, pale grey, unassuming little thing. And it's not where I left it.
My earlier Hulk rage has subsided into a whimpering, fretting, morose, pessimistic prodding in corners.
If only this room I'm staying in didn't double as a storage room for a fucking artist who loves accumulating seemingly useless bits of tiny, nondescript junk and storing them in higgeldy-piggeldy ways.
Bah.

Still, here's the Monks performing 'Higgle-dy-Piggle-dy' : www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCz5ZE8rmQA
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:57, archived)
# have a sleep
and then try again...

...otherwise shout songs at pretty Spanish girls as they walk by...

[edit: through a megaphone!]
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 4:21, archived)
# That's your answer to everything.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 4:33, archived)
# I'll be forced to do this


Dunno if it is acceptable for the compo, being the real guy doing real sports and all.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:31, archived)
# Real people doing real sport have never had any place in the Olympics,
and never will.
The whole thing is a global celebration of shit non-sport 'sport'. For cunts.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:05, archived)
# Like sync swimming and basque pelota
I like track & field, though.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:13, archived)
# Does the basque pelota come with chips?
And is the vegeta the side salad?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:18, archived)
# It's usually served with ondes martenot
and those little salty eyebrows, you know, what the hell are they called... anchovies.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:34, archived)
# After a hard four-day week, a'sweatin' an' a'gruntin' away, I call these little salty eyebrows "eyebrows".
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:38, archived)
# I grew up on this
Toei cartoon! [ orig 1983? ]
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 4:23, archived)
# Beijing?
Shirley we can reach farther back than that for a pea
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:37, archived)
# Yes, we can
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Pommel Seam Horse
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 3:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh go on then.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:09, archived)
# Gaddafi air strikes you say?

inspired by the wonderful Happytoast
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:57, archived)
# DIIIIIVE!
:)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:04, archived)
# LIBYANS
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:05, archived)
# I should imagine all that fucking diplomatic dithering wondering about ducks going to Moscow
has meant we've left it late; but still; be cool if we could target the fucker and his cunt of a son with some fireworks; preferably via some Arab airforce with the missiles we've sold them, for the execution
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:05, archived)
# We need a bunker!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 3:55, archived)
# have a pea
now that it's relevant...

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 8:34, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:23, archived)
# apropos of nothing
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:53, archived)
# cartoon gravity.
have a click!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:53, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:54, archived)
# :D
Be free, wild chairspider!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:54, archived)
# :D
Woo
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Awesome as ever
In fact more so
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:57, archived)
# :D wonderfully animated sire
WOO :D
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Needs more croissant!
Brilliant.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:06, archived)
# So thats where Mr Plebus went!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:07, archived)
# Haha excellent
also, hello gorgeous :)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:22, archived)
# lousy seat
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 3:57, archived)
# yeah...
...ooooup...

....yeah......ooooup......
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 4:25, archived)
# hahaha
W'Y'H :D
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:31, archived)
# It's War folks! U can't bomb this! Woooaaah, Woooaahhh etc.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:32, archived)
# hahaha......(sigh)
Can't touch this.....
Edit*
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much

(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:39, archived)
# War! Yay!
Something fun to distract us from all that fuss in China or whatever.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Yes! It's

(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:53, archived)
# what is it good for?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:54, archived)
# It's good for keeping access to oil.
/politics
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:57, archived)
# A democratic government in Libya shouldn't actually be any different to a Dictatorship if you think about it
except the people of Libya get to choose how their oil revenue is spread in their society; via democracy
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:00, archived)
# I am not certain that, just because we say so, democracy is something to be enforced.
Just saying.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Without doubt uncertain based on negotiated contracts
but how much better out of the hands of one family and their interests, and their bank accounts?

Democracy's can't actually fight wars with other real democracies; that is why I'm glad to see hopefully the back of this cunt,



(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:33, archived)
# hahaha
this world is seriously fucked up.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:46, archived)
# Yay!
Kill the cunt
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:49, archived)
# ^This
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:53, archived)
# HappyToastb3tanews
W00 ;D
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:52, archived)
# hehe
this version is reminded me of space invaders
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Send in some ninjas or something.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 3:59, archived)
# Hahaha
This was in my head it wasn't as good as this though!
Wooo!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:25, archived)
# He-man or Danger Mouse?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:54, archived)
# your dog is e\ating a large ham
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:56, archived)
# A large invisible ham?
One he cannot touch?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Oh, I see.
No, that is all dog. He is running.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Look at these. They are brilliant.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:03, archived)
# yes
invisible ham.
also, dangermouse
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:04, archived)
# dangermouse
always
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:57, archived)
# I agree.
Fuck the flumps.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:57, archived)
# yeah
but wait until you get out of the newsagent or mr singh gets all pissy
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:01, archived)
# ^ imchocked?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:59, archived)
# What?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:02, archived)
# lolzers!
/actual lols
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 2:24, archived)
# Popular pope pic is recurring theme with this one.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:09, archived)
# He's the greatest
He's fantastic

Wherever there is danger he'll be there.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:14, archived)
# he's the ace
he's amazing
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:20, archived)
# He's the strongest he's the quickest he's the best
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:21, archived)
# man, i'm p9issed
time for beeeeeeeed.
g'night sll!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:22, archived)
# g'night smashed!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Oh, and I am going to post this total tart post here too:
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:00, archived)
# erm...okay?
but that background is ace!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:02, archived)
# ;(
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:02, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:05, archived)
# hee hee not seen this before
well done
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:02, archived)
# its great,
but not sure if thats a girl or a boy....
should i start or stop masturbating?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Thank you.
Bastards.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:04, archived)
# yes it is, tim, and yes, you should
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Pedantichrist does have some lushious locks.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:13, archived)
# hahahahaha
sorry its late for a response, and i hate to say it but LOL!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:47, archived)
# I am going to celebrate my making love to a young, beautiful woman.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:16, archived)
# ... that you've drawn on your hand.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 3:21, archived)
# On my feet.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 8:18, archived)
# hahahaha
proper lolz
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:17, archived)
# sausages?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] *waits for burn*
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:48, archived)
# it's not rape
if the badger hasn't evolved enoght to say no
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:50, archived)
# bet you say that to all the badgers
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:52, archived)
# yes i do
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:56, archived)
# the look in it's eyes said no
but i did it anyway
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:52, archived)
# stabs them out
put out his eyeses
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:56, archived)
# !
what you drinking tonight?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:58, archived)
# cassini
cheap as fiuck but it does the job
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:05, archived)
# *adds cassini to list*
this wine i'm drinking contains sulphites. i don't know what they are, but they sure are tasty
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:23, archived)
# lol@"bumflaps"
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:15, archived)
# that is the short version
'baggy bumflaps' is the full version
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:29, archived)
# pissflaps like saddle bags?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry] marathon kitten 'shopping?


well, it wasn't me ...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:08, archived)
# "I don't believe I'm licking this puppy and humping my fist!"
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:37, archived)
# lick that puppy, you nonce!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Hahaha bet he huffs kittens too
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:06, archived)
# 4291?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:39, archived)
# K9,OK
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:40, archived)
# 4222222222
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:39, archived)
# I'm sure ive seen that somewhere before.............
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Old men do strange things...........................................................................................True story:
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:42, archived)
# that is a very dirty old man
and i mayu be a bit drunk
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:47, archived)
# his name was douggie
and his curtains were yellow
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Sitting here like wet ashes with X's in my eyes, and drawing flies.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:57, archived)
# draw beetles, they're easier
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:16, archived)
# -Drawing mode engaged-
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:18, archived)
# He's licking the wrong pet!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Haha
lick that dog ?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:55, archived)
# pfffft
loon
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Daley Owens, 1936 Berlin Olympics.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:23, archived)
# nazis
lol
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:27, archived)
# he's coloured
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:28, archived)
# racist
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:31, archived)
# 'It don't matter if you're black or white'
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:29, archived)
# he's a time traveller!
this is proved by the fact that he isn't in black and white
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:30, archived)
# OH BOY!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:30, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:31, archived)
# COUNTRY LIFE BUTTOCKS
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Gold medal position for picture size...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:30, archived)
# honorable mention
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:32, archived)
# honorable discharge
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:39, archived)
# dishonorable discharge
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:44, archived)
# time travel you say?
william hague, jet li and daley thompson all in the same room together?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:36, archived)
# that could happen.
At the pride of britain awards for example
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Although he could
just as easily be Richard Pryor. (Black and White being as he's in the past).
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:37, archived)
# is he on fire?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:39, archived)
# pfffft!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:42, archived)
# i'll say this for daley thompson
he certainly looks like he tolerate no fools, nor suckers, possibly suffers from different strokes and may be stir crazy.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:49, archived)
# The lady on the left looks familiar ...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:43, archived)
#
www.flickr.com/photos/red5standingby/5473682282/
This person has a whole collection of terrifying Allo Allo photoshops, or whatever they are.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Fucking hell
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:20, archived)
# *filters for "large" images*
wat?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:44, archived)
# Why oh why .....
is this board being infiltrated by all this racist/jingoistic bullshit . Don't get me wrong I'm happy if it's funny or has some poignancy on what ever level, social, political etc.... but, fuck It's been depressing this week.. 4chan, we are not...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:48, archived)
# If I may...
Daley Thompson's Decathlon on the ZX Spectrum (using a golf ball on the Z and X keys to win the running events) + Olympics = Image Challenge Entry.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Yes. I had it too....
It was your choice to juxtapose it with the 1936 Olympics though...

(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Quite.....
I would champion Daley as a sporting legend as much as Jesse Owens any day of the week.

It's a simple substitution....anyone else offended?

Apart from the filesize.....
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Oh, yeah, of course. I missed that bit
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:06, archived)
# you needa hug
and a good flubbing
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:07, archived)
# You know, I think you're right
I have had a shit week and it depresses me when I come here to see Godzillas, surfers on tsunamis and Daley T nazi LOL's
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:11, archived)
# not as shit as my week.
nothing offends me anymore
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] lolympics
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:16, archived)
# This is quite good
and is not getting the recognition it deserves.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Cheers.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:35, archived)
# As I kept accidentally drawing Tony Blair...
...I thought I may as well actually try drawing Tony Blair. Ironically it looks less like him than the accident, but it's a start




(Bigger: img35.imageshack.us/img35/7027/005bkk.jpg)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:06, archived)
# see...
...this is what happens when someone takes the faqs and the flames far to seriously. see what you've done?!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:10, archived)
# nice :)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Post more :)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:55, archived)
# oh and he hasn't spilled a drop
the judges will be impressed by this!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Textbook!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:58, archived)
# does he hurl the croissant in the next event? *ahem* hint!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:59, archived)
# He is participating in the smugtathlon.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha.. and he doesn't spill a drop!

EDIT: Mind Piss...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:56, archived)
# and it's fantastic to see this young b3tan medaling in the Mind Piss event
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:58, archived)
# FUCKJUMP

(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:56, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:59, archived)
# FUCKRUN
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:09, archived)
# FUCK GAMES
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:31, archived)
# FUCK
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:47, archived)
# This is lovely.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:59, archived)
# FUCK THIS!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:19, archived)
# FLAN
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Gold!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:00, archived)
[challenge entry] ...aww...i wanted him for my team...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Smug Bastard fail?
Are you on crack?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:15, archived)
# His smugness is fail.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Hmmm.
I see your point.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:19, archived)
# This sketch just didn't work...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:26, archived)
# I disagree...
The original sketch was very funny, it is just your rendition that is unfunny

* Rate over
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:29, archived)
# too true!
The greatest play on words ever.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Although the restaurant / initials sketch was just as good
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Err... you mean
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:38, archived)
# That's the fella
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:43, archived)
# S.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:46, archived)
# I. F. X.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:46, archived)
# F.U.N.E.M?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Thats great.....
I do love that, that and the bloke who slaps people!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Frank Bruno?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:55, archived)
# F. U. N. E. X?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:41, archived)
# I was but a child when we watched the ronnies.
That phantom raspberry blower entertained me enough though!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:41, archived)
# OI! I want a word with you!
PLPLPLPLPLPL!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Ah,, it worked well, then.
Just seeing how easy it was to make a good sketch unfunny by rationalising it and pointing out it's inaccuracies.

Conclusion: Simples!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:48, archived)
# FUNEX?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:29, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:34, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:38, archived)
# CASE CLOSED
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Ah now, that reminds me
I'm on a mission to find some nice stout to drink.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:43, archived)
# i am trying it for the first time, it is much like a Guinness with bollox
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:44, archived)
# It looks really nice.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:45, archived)
# not familiar with ales, stout or legumes
but it's easy on the ass
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
A little too easy.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:49, archived)
# HALE TO ALE
spotify:track:0plCazD5B9XGKqJgxhgRJm (Strange Brew by Cream)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:59, archived)
# C.R.E.A.M. dolla dolla bill y'all
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Not stout, admittedly, but this stuff is amazing if you ever get the chance to try:
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Looks interesting.
Might be a problem finding that over here though.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Are you not ... local?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Racist
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Are you not ...
Uatralian?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 6:01, archived)
# And that is pronounced how?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:43, archived)
# "booze"
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:45, archived)
# sweet sweet booze
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:46, archived)
# GOODGUT
spotify:track:4Dk9GBRvNOrFtVCpkltasd (Strummin' by Chas & Dave)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Haha! There should be more of these
it's the new meme!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Actually I did have an idea for one more...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Hahaha
Goodone:D
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:44, archived)
# Hehe


(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 4:47, archived)
[challenge entry] And here comes the firm favourites!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice one
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Woo!
I hope mumsnet are taking part this year. :D
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:21, archived)
# hahaha
and to B.T.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:00, archived)
# sorry.........*

*not actually sorry
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:55, archived)
# is her name
siu na mi?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:56, archived)
# be not sorry
be in provision of that lady's name, address and list of allergies
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:56, archived)
# er, 69 google image street
just ask for "Japanese girl"
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:57, archived)
# nah it's OK
I'm done now
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:58, archived)
# All over the guy with glasses?
I hate badly timed money shots, I always seem to do it just as you get the close up of the gurning bloke...

*insert gay porn remarks below
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:59, archived)
# haha
for me it's just as the dog wakes up*






*comic effect
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:01, archived)
# is it because the dog's watching?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:01, archived)
# yes, but he* pretends not to




*I don't have a dog
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Dogs do give you a funny look when masturbating....
Doing it at the RSPCA kennels doesn't help much though
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:04, archived)
# haha, I read that as 'doing it up the RSPCA'
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:05, archived)
# both are acceptable, but i find the tail gets in the way.....
Or gives you better purchase.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:09, archived)
# For me it's when the girl I'm fucking wakes up.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:04, archived)
#
wakes up starts breathing again
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:05, archived)
# how do you do that strike through?
Oh and do the small type? I need me some more board skills as my photoshop skills are sadly lacking
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:08, archived)
# it's all in the faq - <s> for strikethrough <small> for erm small, <b> for bold, <u> for underline (not in the faq - secret!) <i> for italic and <pre> for monospacing <sup> for superscript and <sub> for subscript
you can even combine them
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Show off!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:12, archived)
# Should read the FAQ properly....
I only ever go to it to find the dictionary!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:12, archived)
#
starts breathing again reaches 18
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:37, archived)
#
18 puberty
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:56, archived)
#
girl boy
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:06, archived)
# hahahahahaha
I'm in so much pain now....
so glad i checked back on this thread
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:11, archived)
# I on the other hand....am not!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:13, archived)
# *clcik
Can we front page this?

Even out of context its still piss funny!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:30, archived)
# RIS?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Oh, wait. I am a bit of a spacktard!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:24, archived)
#
Well share with the rest of the class, then. I'm RISing like nobody's business here.

(Note, do not know why nobody's business means a lot)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Can you make the text go a bit quicker?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Dunno
I'm new to animation, And i optimized it for google Chrome, then checked it in IE, I dont own firefox or safari....

I'm not wrong, your browser is, or you read too quickly!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
Irony...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:10, archived)
# *or slowly
*edit
you on Safari as when i saw that fat kid running on safari on an imac earlier, he was a LOT slower!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:12, archived)
# You are NOT Alanis Morrisette.
aicmfp
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:13, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Gilbert Gottfried?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 6:24, archived)
# I didn't know he'd done that gag.....
I thought his 9/11 joke was.....
"As the planes where speeding towards the towers the passengers where screaming and praying, all except the jewish passengers who where asking if they get extra air miles for this"
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:04, archived)
[challenge entry] The Chinese athlete Liu Xiang looks on in dismay as the final hurdle is replaced with yet another firewall...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:34, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
top nonsense !!

edit:My cat helping us clean an already clean fishtank (getting goldfish tomorrow) www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0anKvDW79E
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:34, archived)
# he's clearly checking to see if it's human proof..

I'd watch that one..
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:37, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:38, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:44, archived)
# We were recently discussing the name Dexter for a cat!
is he named after mass murdering Dexter?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:47, archived)
# no hahah
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:39, archived)
# pfff
T.J: is 8p.m too early to start on the wine?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:39, archived)
# What?
There's a "too early to start on the wine"? When did they introduce that?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:42, archived)
# old firm games...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:43, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Ahhh... the traditional breakfast of Tonic Wine...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:46, archived)
# there's no other 'wine'
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:50, archived)
# after i was found in the gutter, i think
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:52, archived)
# I presume you're referring to your second bottle?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:42, archived)
# no, just the one
i'm such a lightweight
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:46, archived)
# it's never too late
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:42, archived)
# good
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:49, archived)
# I think you know.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:43, archived)
# i'll crack it open
just as soon s i've finished immacing my none-too-feminine chin hairs
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:47, archived)
# That reminds smee, I really must wax my gooch.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:50, archived)
# >.<
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:51, archived)
# why do I look these things up!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:55, archived)
# boredom, curiosity and raging horn
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:57, archived)
# raging curiosity and boredom horn
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:59, archived)
# boredom horn is good
you can make a session stretch for at least half an hour
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Half an hour!?
That's at least.... 43 wanks.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Due to the illustration, possibly a little NSFW:
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:48, archived)
# >_<
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:58, archived)
# 8a.m is too early to start on the wine?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:45, archived)
# not if you've been drinking all night
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:51, archived)
# WHERE IS MY FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Today's fish is etc...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:08, archived)
# still won't upload
got company, back later
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Is it your mum and are you gong to sit on her lap again?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:11, archived)
# b3ta built-in uploading has been borked for months now
I don't even attempt it any more after I spent 45 mins trying to upload one pic, gave up in frustration and went and created a b3tards account, and managed to get the same file uploaded in about 15 seconds!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Just enough time to knock one out then...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:47, archived)
# I have just got 4 Guinness.
I was going to go out and watch the match, but I was out Monday night (fubar)

Cheers all!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:48, archived)
# i can't stand guinness
just got cheap fizzy plonk
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:50, archived)
# I had four on the way home from work and now on the wine!
and waiting for smash to post the fish
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Funny you should ask...
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:28, archived)
# heh :)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Haha!
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:47, archived)
# This is well done
I have clicked to indicate my approval, and all that
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:53, archived)
# I respond with gratitude good, er um, cunt?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:54, archived)
# You've been quite prolific over the last few weeks.
I may have to send you some cayke.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:56, archived)
# haha - I have a frustrating project on the go at work
what kind of cayke?
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Gooch cayke, of course.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:59, archived)
# mmm
self-flossing
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:03, archived)
# a troll on qotw that I had on ignore was posting "cunt" under my posts
When I caught him at it, I decided to make it my own :)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:01, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:02, archived)
# two new thingies from my collaboration project
both stories written by my friend from my images in this case...


click for big

story here: lonely people are getting lonelier




click for big

story here: she pulls the strings



i've been away for a week and he seems to have started posting the content in a random order, the scissors picture is one of the last we did and i think the most sucessful, so it does mean the quality is going to drop back as we post up older ones.
i'll stop talking now. 'ning b3ta
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:08, archived)
# the detail on the lady's outfit is splendid
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:11, archived)
# ta
i was looking at the ladies on the back of the fiver
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:21, archived)
# i am envious
this means you have at least five pounds.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:23, archived)
# PULL DA STRING, PUUULL DA STRINGK!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7Dw60SVXQ4

I like scissor one big nice.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:13, archived)
# I like your arts :)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:35, archived)
# fantastic arts as usual morbatron
:D
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:36, archived)
# morbatron is pleased with your approval
thanks :)
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:41, archived)
# That's really lovely.
Belters, both.
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:09, archived)
# better don't catch it
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:54, archived)
# i see
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:19, archived)

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