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[challenge entry] They've just unveiled the new Internet Olympics logo...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:21, archived)
# This pleases me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:41, archived)
# It's funny because it's true
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:01, archived)
# racist!
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/feb/28/iran-london-olympics-logo-zion
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] It's going to be a close finish in the 25km meme stroll
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 8:55, archived)
# I take it they're all lapping Henry!!
Woo & 'nings.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:07, archived)
# Nings
Henry has just realised he should have started 5 laps ago
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha.... Go on Henry, your doing better in the race...
Last nights race
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:09, archived)
# Henry ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Aaargh! The Fear etc
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:21, archived)
[challenge entry] LOL! Can i play?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Cheers!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:04, archived)
# nice...
...but can you name them all?
(i can't)
(I helped save b3ta! evil_chutney, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:07, archived)
# Good Morning Mr Phelps and Happy Birthday
Click for Original
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 7:34, archived)
# They're sensing I'm Peter Graves.
Also Miki out of Lush's birthday today, and my cousin Andrew.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 7:44, archived)
# mmmm
Miki from Lush
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 8:15, archived)
# Morning WB
YAY we are going to war in Libya, this can only end well
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 7:52, archived)
# Very nice.
Although Sophia Myles would've been very nicer.
1.bp.blogspot.com/_tZSm9RJs5n0/SktJdRfuitI/AAAAAAAACXw/hngmtXTpi9I/s1600-h/sophia-myles3.jpg
Also: Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 7:53, archived)
# ^ This
in fact I'm just off to erm check the servers
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 7:54, archived)
# I was looking through the list, I may do another...
I was thinking Ciara Bravo but then realised that touching her up in photoshop may be a bit wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 8:00, archived)
# I think touching her up in any way would be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 8:04, archived)
# I'd leave it for a couple of years if I were you.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 8:07, archived)
# Ok...
I'm just going to drop the kids off and then I will touch up Sophia Myles
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 8:09, archived)
# Hail and well met!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 8:35, archived)
# Fuckin...
...wow
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:25, archived)
# :)
nng.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies for the repost, I did this during the Beijing games.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:25, archived)
# hamtoucher
and ris
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:28, archived)
# ristoucher
and ham
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:31, archived)
# Worst. Omelette. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:31, archived)
# ...aw, shit. I could've disproved that. But I'm here turning this room upside down looking for the lil' USB stick
that holds all my b3ta stuff (and some crucial professional archives, and tons of music) and is the only existing copy of it all, since I wiped it all off this work laptop last week.
It's a tiny, pale grey, unassuming little thing. And it's not where I left it.
My earlier Hulk rage has subsided into a whimpering, fretting, morose, pessimistic prodding in corners.
If only this room I'm staying in didn't double as a storage room for a fucking artist who loves accumulating seemingly useless bits of tiny, nondescript junk and storing them in higgeldy-piggeldy ways.
Bah.

Still, here's the Monks performing 'Higgle-dy-Piggle-dy' : www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCz5ZE8rmQA
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:57, archived)
# have a sleep
and then try again...

...otherwise shout songs at pretty Spanish girls as they walk by...

[edit: through a megaphone!]
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 4:21, archived)
# That's your answer to everything.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 4:33, archived)
# I'll be forced to do this


Dunno if it is acceptable for the compo, being the real guy doing real sports and all.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:31, archived)
# Real people doing real sport have never had any place in the Olympics,
and never will.
The whole thing is a global celebration of shit non-sport 'sport'. For cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:05, archived)
# Like sync swimming and basque pelota
I like track & field, though.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:13, archived)
# Does the basque pelota come with chips?
And is the vegeta the side salad?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:18, archived)
# It's usually served with ondes martenot
and those little salty eyebrows, you know, what the hell are they called... anchovies.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:34, archived)
# After a hard four-day week, a'sweatin' an' a'gruntin' away, I call these little salty eyebrows "eyebrows".
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:38, archived)
# I grew up on this
Toei cartoon! [ orig 1983? ]
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 4:23, archived)
# Beijing?
Shirley we can reach farther back than that for a pea
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:37, archived)
# Yes, we can
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Pommel Seam Horse
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 3:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh go on then.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:09, archived)
# Gaddafi air strikes you say?

inspired by the wonderful Happytoast
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:57, archived)
# DIIIIIVE!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:04, archived)
# LIBYANS
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:05, archived)
# I should imagine all that fucking diplomatic dithering wondering about ducks going to Moscow
has meant we've left it late; but still; be cool if we could target the fucker and his cunt of a son with some fireworks; preferably via some Arab airforce with the missiles we've sold them, for the execution
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:05, archived)
# We need a bunker!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 3:55, archived)
# have a pea
now that it's relevant...

(jim, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 8:34, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:23, archived)
# apropos of nothing
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:53, archived)
# cartoon gravity.
have a click!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:54, archived)
# :D
Be free, wild chairspider!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:54, archived)
# :D
Woo
(herman:D, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Awesome as ever
In fact more so
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:57, archived)
# :D wonderfully animated sire
WOO :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Needs more croissant!
Brilliant.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:06, archived)
# So thats where Mr Plebus went!
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/61/Amazing_pleebus.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:07, archived)
# Haha excellent
also, hello gorgeous :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:22, archived)
# lousy seat
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 3:57, archived)
# yeah...
...ooooup...

....yeah......ooooup......
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 4:25, archived)
# hahaha
W'Y'H :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:31, archived)
# It's War folks! U can't bomb this! Woooaaah, Woooaahhh etc.

news
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:32, archived)
# hahaha......(sigh)
Can't touch this.....
Edit*
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:39, archived)
# War! Yay!
Something fun to distract us from all that fuss in China or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Yes! It's

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:53, archived)
# what is it good for?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:54, archived)
# It's good for keeping access to oil.
/politics
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:57, archived)
# A democratic government in Libya shouldn't actually be any different to a Dictatorship if you think about it
except the people of Libya get to choose how their oil revenue is spread in their society; via democracy
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:00, archived)
# I am not certain that, just because we say so, democracy is something to be enforced.
Just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Without doubt uncertain based on negotiated contracts
but how much better out of the hands of one family and their interests, and their bank accounts?

Democracy's can't actually fight wars with other real democracies; that is why I'm glad to see hopefully the back of this cunt,



(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:33, archived)
# hahaha
this world is seriously fucked up.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:46, archived)
# Yay!
Kill the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:49, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:53, archived)
# HappyToastb3tanews
W00 ;D
(herman:D, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:52, archived)
# hehe
this version is reminded me of space invaders
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Send in some ninjas or something.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 3:59, archived)
# Hahaha
This was in my head it wasn't as good as this though!
Wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:25, archived)
# He-man or Danger Mouse?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:54, archived)
# your dog is e\ating a large ham
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:56, archived)
# A large invisible ham?
One he cannot touch?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Oh, I see.
No, that is all dog. He is running.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Look at these. They are brilliant.
b3ta.com/links/Basset_hounds_running
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:03, archived)
# yes
invisible ham.
also, dangermouse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:04, archived)
# dangermouse
always
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:57, archived)
# I agree.
Fuck the flumps.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:57, archived)
# yeah
but wait until you get out of the newsagent or mr singh gets all pissy
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:01, archived)
# ^ imchocked?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:59, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:02, archived)
# lolzers!
/actual lols
(who, me? The comedy account of someone who's not funny., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 2:24, archived)
# Popular pope pic is recurring theme with this one.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:09, archived)
# He's the greatest
He's fantastic

Wherever there is danger he'll be there.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:14, archived)
# he's the ace
he's amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:20, archived)
# He's the strongest he's the quickest he's the best
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:21, archived)
# man, i'm p9issed
time for beeeeeeeed.
g'night sll!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:22, archived)
# g'night smashed!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Oh, and I am going to post this total tart post here too:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:00, archived)
# erm...okay?
but that background is ace!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:02, archived)
# ;(
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:02, archived)
# :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:05, archived)
# hee hee not seen this before
well done
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:02, archived)
# its great,
but not sure if thats a girl or a boy....
should i start or stop masturbating?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Thank you.
Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:04, archived)
# yes it is, tim, and yes, you should
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Pedantichrist does have some lushious locks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:13, archived)
# hahahahaha
sorry its late for a response, and i hate to say it but LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:47, archived)
# I am going to celebrate my making love to a young, beautiful woman.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:16, archived)
# ... that you've drawn on your hand.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 3:21, archived)
# On my feet.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 8:18, archived)
# hahahaha
proper lolz
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:17, archived)
# sausages?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] *waits for burn*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:48, archived)
# it's not rape
if the badger hasn't evolved enoght to say no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:50, archived)
# bet you say that to all the badgers
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:52, archived)
# yes i do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:56, archived)
# the look in it's eyes said no
but i did it anyway
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:52, archived)
# stabs them out
put out his eyeses
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:56, archived)
# !
what you drinking tonight?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:58, archived)
# cassini
cheap as fiuck but it does the job
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:05, archived)
# *adds cassini to list*
this wine i'm drinking contains sulphites. i don't know what they are, but they sure are tasty
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:23, archived)
# lol@"bumflaps"
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:15, archived)
# that is the short version
'baggy bumflaps' is the full version
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:29, archived)
# pissflaps like saddle bags?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry] marathon kitten 'shopping?


well, it wasn't me ...
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:08, archived)
# "I don't believe I'm licking this puppy and humping my fist!"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:37, archived)
# lick that puppy, you nonce!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Hahaha bet he huffs kittens too
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:06, archived)
# 4291?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:39, archived)
# K9,OK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:40, archived)
# 4222222222
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:39, archived)
# I'm sure ive seen that somewhere before.............
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Old men do strange things...........................................................................................True story:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:42, archived)
# that is a very dirty old man
and i mayu be a bit drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:47, archived)
# his name was douggie
and his curtains were yellow
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Sitting here like wet ashes with X's in my eyes, and drawing flies.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:57, archived)
# draw beetles, they're easier
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:16, archived)
# -Drawing mode engaged-
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:18, archived)
# He's licking the wrong pet!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Haha
lick that dog ?
(herman:D, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:55, archived)
# pfffft
loon
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Daley Owens, 1936 Berlin Olympics.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:23, archived)
# nazis
lol
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:27, archived)
# he's coloured
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:28, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:31, archived)
# 'It don't matter if you're black or white'
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:29, archived)
# he's a time traveller!
this is proved by the fact that he isn't in black and white
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:30, archived)
# OH BOY!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:31, archived)
# COUNTRY LIFE BUTTOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Gold medal position for picture size...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:30, archived)
# honorable mention
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:32, archived)
# honorable discharge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:39, archived)
# dishonorable discharge
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:44, archived)
# time travel you say?
william hague, jet li and daley thompson all in the same room together?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:36, archived)
# that could happen.
At the pride of britain awards for example
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Although he could
just as easily be Richard Pryor. (Black and White being as he's in the past).
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:37, archived)
# is he on fire?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:39, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:42, archived)
# i'll say this for daley thompson
he certainly looks like he tolerate no fools, nor suckers, possibly suffers from different strokes and may be stir crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:49, archived)
# The lady on the left looks familiar ...
www.google.co.uk/images?q=%22helga+Geerhart%22
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:43, archived)
#
www.flickr.com/photos/red5standingby/5473682282/
This person has a whole collection of terrifying Allo Allo photoshops, or whatever they are.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Fucking hell
www.flickr.com/photos/red5standingby/5470630239/in/photostream/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:20, archived)
# *filters for "large" images*
wat?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 1:44, archived)
# Why oh why .....
is this board being infiltrated by all this racist/jingoistic bullshit . Don't get me wrong I'm happy if it's funny or has some poignancy on what ever level, social, political etc.... but, fuck It's been depressing this week.. 4chan, we are not...
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:48, archived)
# If I may...
Daley Thompson's Decathlon on the ZX Spectrum (using a golf ball on the Z and X keys to win the running events) + Olympics = Image Challenge Entry.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Yes. I had it too....
It was your choice to juxtapose it with the 1936 Olympics though...

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Quite.....
I would champion Daley as a sporting legend as much as Jesse Owens any day of the week.

It's a simple substitution....anyone else offended?

Apart from the filesize.....
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Oh, yeah, of course. I missed that bit
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:06, archived)
# you needa hug
and a good flubbing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:07, archived)
# You know, I think you're right
I have had a shit week and it depresses me when I come here to see Godzillas, surfers on tsunamis and Daley T nazi LOL's
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:11, archived)
# not as shit as my week.
nothing offends me anymore
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] lolympics
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:16, archived)
# This is quite good
and is not getting the recognition it deserves.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:35, archived)
# As I kept accidentally drawing Tony Blair...
...I thought I may as well actually try drawing Tony Blair. Ironically it looks less like him than the accident, but it's a start




(Bigger: img35.imageshack.us/img35/7027/005bkk.jpg)
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:06, archived)
# see...
...this is what happens when someone takes the faqs and the flames far to seriously. see what you've done?!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:10, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Post more :)
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:55, archived)
# oh and he hasn't spilled a drop
the judges will be impressed by this!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Textbook!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:58, archived)
# does he hurl the croissant in the next event? *ahem* hint!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:59, archived)
# He is participating in the smugtathlon.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha.. and he doesn't spill a drop!

EDIT: Mind Piss...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:56, archived)
# and it's fantastic to see this young b3tan medaling in the Mind Piss event
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:58, archived)
# FUCKJUMP

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:59, archived)
# FUCKRUN
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:09, archived)
# FUCK GAMES
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:31, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:47, archived)
# This is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:59, archived)
# FUCK THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:19, archived)
# FLAN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Gold!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:00, archived)
[challenge entry] ...aww...i wanted him for my team...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Smug Bastard fail?
Are you on crack?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:15, archived)
# His smugness is fail.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Hmmm.
I see your point.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:19, archived)
# This sketch just didn't work...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:26, archived)
# I disagree...
The original sketch was very funny, it is just your rendition that is unfunny

* Rate over
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:29, archived)
# too true!
The greatest play on words ever.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Although the restaurant / initials sketch was just as good
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Err... you mean
www.b3ta.com/board/10366088
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:38, archived)
# That's the fella
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:43, archived)
# S.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:46, archived)
# I. F. X.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:46, archived)
# F.U.N.E.M?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Thats great.....
I do love that, that and the bloke who slaps people!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Frank Bruno?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:55, archived)
# F. U. N. E. X?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:41, archived)
# I was but a child when we watched the ronnies.
That phantom raspberry blower entertained me enough though!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:41, archived)
# OI! I want a word with you!
PLPLPLPLPLPL!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Ah,, it worked well, then.
Just seeing how easy it was to make a good sketch unfunny by rationalising it and pointing out it's inaccuracies.

Conclusion: Simples!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:48, archived)
# FUNEX?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:34, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:38, archived)
# CASE CLOSED
ale
1.bp.blogspot.com/_XFpAa6ZoVjw/S51N3FGlrMI/AAAAAAAABfc/ip_oSKNmtJw/s400/Ola+Dubh+12.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Ah now, that reminds me
I'm on a mission to find some nice stout to drink.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:43, archived)
# i am trying it for the first time, it is much like a Guinness with bollox
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:44, archived)
# It looks really nice.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:45, archived)
# not familiar with ales, stout or legumes
but it's easy on the ass
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
A little too easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:49, archived)
# HALE TO ALE
spotify:track:0plCazD5B9XGKqJgxhgRJm (Strange Brew by Cream)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:59, archived)
# C.R.E.A.M. dolla dolla bill y'all
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Not stout, admittedly, but this stuff is amazing if you ever get the chance to try:
www.fullers.co.uk/rte.asp?id=63
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Looks interesting.
Might be a problem finding that over here though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Are you not ... local?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Are you not ...
Uatralian?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 6:01, archived)
# And that is pronounced how?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:43, archived)
# "booze"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:45, archived)
# sweet sweet booze
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:46, archived)
# GOODGUT
spotify:track:4Dk9GBRvNOrFtVCpkltasd (Strummin' by Chas & Dave)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Haha! There should be more of these
it's the new meme!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Actually I did have an idea for one more...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Hahaha
Goodone:D
(herman:D, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:44, archived)
# Hehe


(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 4:47, archived)
[challenge entry] And here comes the firm favourites!
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Woo!
I hope mumsnet are taking part this year. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:21, archived)
# hahaha
and to B.T.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:00, archived)
# sorry.........*

*not actually sorry
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:55, archived)
# is her name
siu na mi?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:56, archived)
# be not sorry
be in provision of that lady's name, address and list of allergies
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:56, archived)
# er, 69 google image street
just ask for "Japanese girl"
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:57, archived)
# nah it's OK
I'm done now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:58, archived)
# All over the guy with glasses?
I hate badly timed money shots, I always seem to do it just as you get the close up of the gurning bloke...

*insert gay porn remarks below
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:59, archived)
# haha
for me it's just as the dog wakes up*






*comic effect
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:01, archived)
# is it because the dog's watching?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:01, archived)
# yes, but he* pretends not to




*I don't have a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Dogs do give you a funny look when masturbating....
Doing it at the RSPCA kennels doesn't help much though
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:04, archived)
# haha, I read that as 'doing it up the RSPCA'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:05, archived)
# both are acceptable, but i find the tail gets in the way.....
Or gives you better purchase.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:09, archived)
# For me it's when the girl I'm fucking wakes up.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:04, archived)
#
wakes up starts breathing again
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:05, archived)
# how do you do that strike through?
Oh and do the small type? I need me some more board skills as my photoshop skills are sadly lacking
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:08, archived)
# it's all in the faq - <s> for strikethrough <small> for erm small, <b> for bold, <u> for underline (not in the faq - secret!) <i> for italic and <pre> for monospacing <sup> for superscript and <sub> for subscript
you can even combine them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Show off!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:12, archived)
# Should read the FAQ properly....
I only ever go to it to find the dictionary!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:12, archived)
#
starts breathing again reaches 18
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:37, archived)
#
18 puberty
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:56, archived)
#
girl boy
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:06, archived)
# hahahahahaha
I'm in so much pain now....
so glad i checked back on this thread
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:11, archived)
# I on the other hand....am not!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:13, archived)
# *clcik
Can we front page this?

Even out of context its still piss funny!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:30, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Oh, wait. I am a bit of a spacktard!
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:24, archived)
#
Well share with the rest of the class, then. I'm RISing like nobody's business here.

(Note, do not know why nobody's business means a lot)
(Good Penny, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Can you make the text go a bit quicker?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Dunno
I'm new to animation, And i optimized it for google Chrome, then checked it in IE, I dont own firefox or safari....

I'm not wrong, your browser is, or you read too quickly!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
Irony...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:10, archived)
# *or slowly
*edit
you on Safari as when i saw that fat kid running on safari on an imac earlier, he was a LOT slower!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:12, archived)
# You are NOT Alanis Morrisette.
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Gilbert Gottfried?
www.b3ta.com/links/603628
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 6:24, archived)
# I didn't know he'd done that gag.....
I thought his 9/11 joke was.....
"As the planes where speeding towards the towers the passengers where screaming and praying, all except the jewish passengers who where asking if they get extra air miles for this"
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:04, archived)
[challenge entry] The Chinese athlete Liu Xiang looks on in dismay as the final hurdle is replaced with yet another firewall...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:34, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
top nonsense !!

edit:My cat helping us clean an already clean fishtank (getting goldfish tomorrow) www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0anKvDW79E
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:34, archived)
# he's clearly checking to see if it's human proof..

I'd watch that one..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:38, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:44, archived)
# We were recently discussing the name Dexter for a cat!
is he named after mass murdering Dexter?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:47, archived)
# no hahah
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:39, archived)
# pfff
T.J: is 8p.m too early to start on the wine?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:39, archived)
# What?
There's a "too early to start on the wine"? When did they introduce that?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:42, archived)
# old firm games...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Ahhh... the traditional breakfast of Tonic Wine...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:46, archived)
# there's no other 'wine'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:50, archived)
# after i was found in the gutter, i think
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:52, archived)
# I presume you're referring to your second bottle?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:42, archived)
# no, just the one
i'm such a lightweight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:46, archived)
# it's never too late
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:42, archived)
# good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:49, archived)
# I think you know.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:43, archived)
# i'll crack it open
just as soon s i've finished immacing my none-too-feminine chin hairs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:47, archived)
# That reminds smee, I really must wax my gooch.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:50, archived)
# >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:51, archived)
# why do I look these things up!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:55, archived)
# boredom, curiosity and raging horn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:57, archived)
# raging curiosity and boredom horn
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:59, archived)
# boredom horn is good
you can make a session stretch for at least half an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Half an hour!?
That's at least.... 43 wanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Due to the illustration, possibly a little NSFW:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perineum
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:48, archived)
# >_<
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:58, archived)
# 8a.m is too early to start on the wine?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:45, archived)
# not if you've been drinking all night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:51, archived)
# WHERE IS MY FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Today's fish is etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:08, archived)
# still won't upload
got company, back later
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Is it your mum and are you gong to sit on her lap again?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:11, archived)
# b3ta built-in uploading has been borked for months now
I don't even attempt it any more after I spent 45 mins trying to upload one pic, gave up in frustration and went and created a b3tards account, and managed to get the same file uploaded in about 15 seconds!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Just enough time to knock one out then...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:47, archived)
# I have just got 4 Guinness.
I was going to go out and watch the match, but I was out Monday night (fubar)

Cheers all!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:48, archived)
# i can't stand guinness
just got cheap fizzy plonk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:50, archived)
# I had four on the way home from work and now on the wine!
and waiting for smash to post the fish
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Funny you should ask...
www.london24.com/news/business/corney_barrow_reprimanded_over_wine_for_breakfast_ad_1_832468
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:28, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:47, archived)
# This is well done
I have clicked to indicate my approval, and all that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:53, archived)
# I respond with gratitude good, er um, cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:54, archived)
# You've been quite prolific over the last few weeks.
I may have to send you some cayke.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:56, archived)
# haha - I have a frustrating project on the go at work
what kind of cayke?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Gooch cayke, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:59, archived)
# mmm
self-flossing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:03, archived)
# a troll on qotw that I had on ignore was posting "cunt" under my posts
When I caught him at it, I decided to make it my own :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:02, archived)
# two new thingies from my collaboration project
both stories written by my friend from my images in this case...


click for big

story here: lonely people are getting lonelier




click for big

story here: she pulls the strings



i've been away for a week and he seems to have started posting the content in a random order, the scissors picture is one of the last we did and i think the most sucessful, so it does mean the quality is going to drop back as we post up older ones.
i'll stop talking now. 'ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:08, archived)
# the detail on the lady's outfit is splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:11, archived)
# ta
i was looking at the ladies on the back of the fiver
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:21, archived)
# i am envious
this means you have at least five pounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:23, archived)
# PULL DA STRING, PUUULL DA STRINGK!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7Dw60SVXQ4

I like scissor one big nice.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:13, archived)
# I like your arts :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:35, archived)
# fantastic arts as usual morbatron
:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:36, archived)
# morbatron is pleased with your approval
thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 19:41, archived)
# That's really lovely.
Belters, both.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 20:09, archived)
# better don't catch it
(recently-changed-my-name-into-the-one-who-has--recetly-changed-his name, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 18:54, archived)
# i see
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 21:19, archived)

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